#someone match my freak

[nemesyaaa]

i need sadistic!purge!leader!rafe + russian roulette gun play but it's only you and him, you're the victim, and it takes place in your pussy + keep you guessing if its loaded or not.

tw : gun play, fear play (is so hot in this). maybe, blood ?

(i'm ovulating guys, please.)

[lisathegoodgirl]

Omg yes! Someone matched my freak!

[sweattyspaghetti]

Bonus comic down below:

Story: Misa wanted to take Light out on a date so now they have to send pictures of L & Light together every 30 mins to prove that they haven’t jumped him

[irate-iguana]

We need more weird historian rep in Doctor Who. The companions are too normal when faced with the prospect of time travel. I want a companion who makes a list of super specific historical destinations related to their dissertation. I want somebody whose first reaction to finding out that the Doctor is a time travelling alien is to create a Microsoft Word document and ask, “What caused the Late Bronze Age collapse?”

[tonixe]

Freaky ahh a-train 😭💀💀

Ass vs Tits ft. The Boys + The Seven

CW: NSFW no minors/ageless blogs!!! Also The Deep. Light spoilers, no beta

WC: 193

They love your ass, no question about it. They love watching the way your ass recoils from a slap, whether it's while you’re on all fours and arched for them, or if you’re just picking up something from the floor. That quote “hate to say goodbye but love to see you go?” Yeah, these guys are the definition, always watching how your ass moves as you walk. 

BUTCHER, Kimiko, Frenchie, Victoria Neuman, Queen Maeve, Black Noir II, Firecracker, Ashley, Sister Sage. 

Tits. No matter the size, they’re obsessed, always sneaking glances (or just straight-up staring) at your chest whenever they can. The obsession gets worse the lower the neckline and the tighter the fit is. Any time you’re alone, they’re nipping, sucking, and kissing your chest until you're moaning and squirming under them.

Starlight, Hughie, HOMELANDER, The Deep, Black Noir I, Soldier Boy, MM, Ashley (again), Joe Kessler.

Tits again, but they tell you for a different reason. They don’t want to reduce you to physical traits, they are in love with you and your personality. But your heart is right between your tits, right?

MM.

They say tits, but deep down they want someone with gills.

The Deep.

Feet. 

A-Train.

[kiwiiooopuff]

Loving Leon's side profile⋆｡°✩

Look, I get that we love Leon's side profile because it makes us wanna ride on it but please tell me you wouldn't just wanna kiss his nose too...

Actually- scrap this whole post because i'm about to just leave kisses on his entire face, kisses on his scruffy jawline n everything idgaf anymore *sighs*

[vonlipvig]

jack and jerry are still kinda figuring out how this whole human-rubbery relationship thing works... (turns out it's the same as any other relationship, just a bit more gooey) 💚

[1800miserablethot]

A cannon of mine is Reader and Bam just cuddling on the bed and listening to romance songs from the band HIM or lightly making out yk?

[bobbeshwar]

You ever read/write something so freaky that you just need to reconnect with nature and reevaluate your life’s purpose??

[quehecke]

best friends!!!!! 😝😝😝😝

[your-turn-to-role]

"look, i've been meaning to talk to you..."

"about, my sister"

YEAH ABOUT THAT

[1800miserablethot]

We all do

is somebody gonna match my freak? (i keep sending my friends out of context bloodhound gang lyrics)

[plushie-lovey]

Is somebody gonna match my freak? [Owns over 300 stuffed animals]

[monochrome-yolk]

Deadpool and Wolverine incorrect quotes because theyve infiltrated my brain (pt.1)

[backpackingspace]

Consider young odysseus and Penelope courting by going on adventures together (committing crimes)

[deanpinterester]

hello! i haven't seen anyone on my dash talk about Lebanon yet so i thought i'd bring it up in case there are those who don't know:

as of Sept 24th, more than 500 are killed and hundreds more are injured from airstrikes and bombings (CTV article linked here for further reading).

no doubt more info on how to help will come out (or probably already have) but for starters i've donated to Doctors Without Borders / Medicins Sans Frontieres (Canadian website linked but they're available in other countries as well) and hopefully anyone who is able can donate too.