#someone kill me already

[lovelyrottingcrows]

I'm so normal about her

Ft the lovely Billy plush I stole from the mall

[discount-magpies]

the only context to this is that these are real screenshots from yours truly :)

[elf-simp]

Hey, hi, I gave her about double the amount of scars.

I still gotta figure out how to get the normal map to do literally anything correctly.

but scars!!!

[coern]

update. side order and isat are not good interests to have together for my au-loving brain

[angelfoodscake]

me when i wait too long to draw something so i forget my idea or cant draw it properly even though ive done it many times before 👆

[mythicalcoolkid]

It's been over two years since I made that "stop being awful about queer people in rural areas" and I'm still getting comments about how I'm a horrible hypocrite for using the word queer. My guys I do not know how to tell y'all that I AM TALKING ABOUT MYSELF AND MY EXPERIENCES AND THE EXPERIENCES OF MY RURAL PEERS WHO IDENTIFY AS QUEER. I'm not even offended by the "queer is a slur" part so much as the weird implications that I'm disconnected from rural experiences because of my word choice when I grew up in an Appalachian town too small to be considered a town

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

[sleep-deprived-mf]

what if i just went to the top of a tall building and just finally fucking jumped

[ochiody]

i think they're funny

[arctic--storm]

Sei que o dia vai ser daqueles quando conseguem me estressar antes msm de chegar no trabalho

[angeliicheartt]

elle vent

omfg i got my period last night at 3 IN THE MORNING and i woke up cuz it hurt so bad and i don’t have my midol so i had to take ibuprofen (shit did not help) so i sobbed for like half an hour before i finally fell asleep (listening to bf asmr period comfort) and then i GOT READY TODAY but my eyes are watering and i have a sinus headache so my dad was just like “stay home another day”

and i’m so glad he did bc I KNOW the school lights and trying to learn shit with a SINUS HEADACHE i woulda busted out sobbing in psych class

[rubilune]

I hate writing

[g00n-king]

putting on the hell suit (walmart uniform)

[aroacedevilcake]

Ughhhhh why are periods so shitty. I just started crying over a fucking hotdog.

Who even gives a shit.

[jinxnvi]

ARCANE | 2.03 “Finally Got the Name Right”

[starry-bi-sky]

Blood Blossom Au: Baby's First Commissioner Meeting :)

TL:DR This Post: Danny (orphan) gets poisoned with blood blossom extract by Vlad. He runs away from him and ends up under the care of one Pre-Robin Battinson Batman! Starry is loudly pushing her batdad agenda.

(Also known as "Late At Night, When The Nightingale Sings" on my ao3!)

This was a fun rough idea I've been sitting on for weeks, thinking about how Commissioner Gordon and Nightingale's first meeting might go.

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Commissioner Gordon likes to think that he's adjusting to the new normal of Gotham very well, -- the new normal being grown men running around dressed like bats, in military-grade strength body armor, committing acts of vigilantism, -- and slowly, little by little, he was no longer being surprised when this new normal pops up out of the shadows like the world's most terrifying daisy. His shaving lifespan thanks him for it.

....

The kid is a surprise though.

Granted, he seemed to be a surprise to the Bat too.

There's been a string of murders lately, -- which, in Gotham, is kind of like saying there's been another storm during monsoon season. And there's just been another; in some dilapidated building down in south Gotham, with the broken, boarded-up windows and mildew-crawling walls to match. The victim is a man in his thirties, multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, left in the center of the room for the blood to pool out around him.

The place is already secured when he arrives, the building swarmed with officers and the forensic detectives. The Bat emerges shortly after he does -- or, he might've been here the whole time, hiding someplace dark and shadowy. For his own sanity, Gordon doesn't think about it too hard.

The kid is a surprise, and he appears like a bolt of lightning.

He shows up in the middle of a conversation Gordon is having with the Bat.

A whistle, sharp and loud, slicing through the air, meant for open air rather than a confined space. Gordon's ears pierce and protest the sound, and the solemn, murmured chatter floating through the room abruptly cuts off like the swing of a gavel. As he turns towards the sound -- as they all do -- he swears, up and down, that he sees Batman's shoulders jump, just slightly.

At the source, perched on the window, is a boy. A boy in a gray-blue scarf and an oversized black hoodie, one that hangs off his frame and has ace bandages wrapped around the wrists in some attempt to cinch the sleeves. The hood is up, big like the rest of it, and threatens to swallow the upper half of the boy's face whole in the fabric. What upper half Gordon can see, is smeared with some kind of opaque, black face paint. He's holding onto the side of the frame with one hand, on his hip is a grappling hook. A familiar grappling hook.

Gordon has multiple questions, and his officers tense up.

Martinez puffs up, brows furrowing as his face shapes into a frown. Shoulders rolling back. "You can't be here, kid--"

The reaction is immediate, like a spark to gunpowder, the boy yanks his fingers from his mouth and his mouth twists into a scowl. Head snapping over to Officer Martinez, his hood manages to stay on but Gordon swears that as he bares his teeth, the glint makes them look sharper than they should be. His voice is rasp and quiet and harsh; snappish in its hissing; "Put a fuckin sock in it, Martinez. I'm not stayin."

Martinez reels back, and the boy immediately veers his attention off him. Like a switch, his demeanor drops. Despite half his face being covered, his mouth twists into a cringing, apologetic smile. Slanted and off-beat, embarrassed. It'd be disarming if this wasn't Gotham, and if he didn't just hiss at Martinez like he was about to bite his head off.

"Sorry." He whispers, voice deceptively polite and softer now. Gordon has to strain his ears to hear him. "I was looking for him."

He points his finger towards-- Gordon? No, Gordon follows the direction, and finds himself looking at -- the Bat.

The Bat, who always looks stiff as a pole, now looks even stiffer. Somehow. Well, the explains the grappling hook attached to the boy's waist.

"What are you doing here?" The Bat says, gruff and unable to completely smother the stumble of surprise in his tone.

The boy still holds a sheepish smile, and slips off the window ledge. His feet hit the creaky boards with a near-silent thud, the Batman finds his feet and rapidly begins crossing the room.

Gordon notes the slight tremble in the boy's legs as he straightens. He adjusts his scarf, which droops close to his knees now that he's standing, and slings a backpack -- how long has had that? -- off his shoulders. When the Bat reaches his side, he does as he always does, and looms over the boy like a spectre. A threatening mass of shadows cloaked in all-consuming black. Standing next to him, the boy looks teeny in comparison.

The Bat is a man who terrifies even the most hardened criminals, Gordon has seen grown men shiver in fear at the mention of his name. And yet when the boy looks up at him, he doesn't even flinch.

Instead, his sheepish smile melts away like ice under the sun, holding only traces of his previous embarrassment. It remains as a shadow on his face, a small upturn at the corners of his mouth. The boy pushes his hood back just enough to reveal glinting, ice-flint eyes surrounded in tar-black face paint. He holds the backpack up with one arm. "You forgot this."