Absolutely stupid brainrot that's been plaguing me- a borrower with a massive e presence. Like, they're a tiktok thirst trap account/instamodel every one tries to collab with... and one day you just ... find them on your countertop like "Holy shit, it's [insert name here]" and they're just 4 inches tall and living in your drywall.
Bonus points of the person is just immediately like, "You're paying rent." And forces them to start taking sponsorships etc to help pay the bills.
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ѕᴏ-ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ѕʟᴇᴇᴘɪɴɢ | bakugou katsuki x f!reader, suggestive
"hey, princess." katsuki opens the door to you two's shared bedroom, it's quite dark only the lamp makes light. he smirked at seeing you already on bed, comfortably laying and looking up at him. "sleep with me tsukii~" you pleaded while he stand infront of you. he rolled his eyes then he walks towards you.
he got on top of you and looked at you with love… and lust, maybe? "why're you on top of me? i just said i want you to sleep with meee~" you whined while he burries his face between your boobs. "i know what you really mean." katsuki's voice is muffled due to his position though you heard it all right you just can't seem to understand him. you looked at him slightly confused, "what…?" you look at him then gasped low finally understanding what he meant by the expression he had on his face.
curse this man.
katsuki scoffs at your late reaction, he caresses your thigh underneath the blanket. "hey- stop, katsuki. i want to sleep." you stopped him by grabbing his wrist. though that only made katsuki pull his wrist back to him,
"how about we have some change of plans? "
you scowled, pushed him away by your hands against his chest. he lets you have your little fight before he kissed you, "you're making this hard, princess." he holds both of your wrist. he whispers to you as the atmosphere gets heavy, "it's an easy decision, just say 'yes' love~"
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For some reason last night, I felt like celebrating something and then I looked at my clock and it's my T-versary.
I thought about doing a "changes I've noticed" kind of post, but if I'm honest, the physical changes pail in comparison to the sheer contentment I feel. It's a feeling that no words are adequate, so words are not needed. I hope everyone feels this way - I certainly never thought I could, ever would. And yet, it is something I've had for years now.
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i have... ✨Danyal Al Ghul Headcanons✨ but specifically for my yaelokre danyal oneshot
There's also the tumblr post here but I recommend the link in the title because its the ao3 version, and that one is edited and has some stuff in it that's not in the tumblr post, and will be the version I'm using.
So for summary: this Danyal is also from a Demon Siblings Au where Danny is five years older than Damian. However, things turned out a bit differently, and Danny and Damian had a fantastic relationship with one another. Danny loved music and regularly came up with songs to sing to Damian with. Specifically the folk band Yaelokre's EP "Hayfields" (seriously go fucking listen to it its sooo good. Harpy Hare is the second song but its my favorite. Special shoutout to @gascansposts for introducing the band to me)
He falls off a train when he's twelve and Damian is seven while the two of them and Talia are on mission. He ends up with magically induced amnesia and wakes up in Arkansas while the Fentons are on their yearly Divorce-iversary visit to Aunt Alica, and since he can only remember his name, he ends up being taken into their care.
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Yaelokre Danny has the same facial scar as Things in Threes Danyal, since he was initially another version of him where things turned out better. I'm debating on whether or not I should take it away however, and give him a different scar (maybe from when he fell off the train?), just because the scar is a pretty key identifier for Ti3 Danyal.
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Danny frequently visits Aunt Alicia in Arkansas! Well, only after he gets settled in and stuff. He doesn't really like the city that much and prefers the countryside where Alicia lives. I know she lives in a cabin but I'm changing it to a farm, so she puts Danny to work and gets him to help her.
I don't want to confine his hobbies to only being star stuff, because people tend to have more than one hobby and I feel like it reduces him to one-dimensionality, so he likes to garden, and learns guitar. His room becomes filled with plants, and he turns their roof into a rooftop greenhouse right below to OPS Center.
He has a complex relationship with the weapons from his past, but he's not... like... appalled by it? When he finds his weapons in the Fenton attic all he thinks is that they're his weapons, and he starts carrying a knife on him afterwards. Essentially he becomes fascinated with weaponry because its one of the few physical ties he has to his past, and while he's not training like he is in the League, he allows his strong muscle memory to guide him through his katas.
Danny likes climbing things. This causes Problems For Everyone Else.
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Danny was not the "kinder Al Ghul" in the League. His kindness extended to his brother and family, and that's it. To everyone else he had high expectations out of them, and the pride you'd expect from the grandson of Ra's Al Ghul and trained by its top members. While he wasn't like, unnecessarily cruel or anything, he wasn't merciful either.
This transfers post-train fall as him coming off as no-nonsense and unforgiving. He's not fond of the idea of giving people second chances, and is skeptical of the idea. He's disgusted by incompetency and views it as an unforgivable offense, especially if he thinks that the person should know better, although he's not sure why. Some egocentrism for the soul.
He doesn't like being touched by anyone who isn't family, and gets irritated when anyone grabs him or holds onto him for extended amounts of time. Dash has gotten hit so many times. With Jack Fenton's tendency for abrupt physical affection, it doesn't make it any better. I'd argue it'd make it worse because Danny doesn't want to be touched more often than not.
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Danyal had a red scarf in the League that he wore on his last mission, it came off before he fell off and caught itself on the roof. Damian still has it and took it with him to Wayne Manor. He's got it locked in his room and takes it out when he's alone and missing Danny the most. One time he forgot to put it away before leaving his room, and Dick was visiting the manor for something and found it. Damian found him holding it and freaked out.
Dick could only say "I've never seen you wear this, Damian, this is really pretty--" before Damian shoved him to the floor and stole it out of his hands, before screaming at him; "Don't touch this! You don't ever touch this! This is mine! You hear me!?"
It caused such a commotion that the rest of the family present came to see what the fuss was about, and Damian kicked them all out of his room. Dick is the one brother Damian's the closest with, so the fact he reacted so strongly shocked them all.
This is likely what leads to the "Danyal" conversation.
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Y'know what? I wanna see more disability representation in g/t, but I espescially wanna see g/t disability aid services!
Tinies volunteering to do small tasks for humans with fine motor difficulties!
Minigiants acting as mobility aids!
Seeing-eye tinies and giant sign interpreters!
A human accidentally starting an assisted living service for tinies after helping a few struggling borrowers!
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT SIZESHIFTERS!
SIZESHIFTERS WITH SUPPORT HUMANS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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