#someone come scream with me pls

[theflyingfeeling]

Aleksi's new twitch content aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[panevanbuckley]

sure we've got buck and bucky, or croz and bubbles but have you stopped and taken a moment to consider douglass and blakely??

[screamin-abt-haikyuu]

I find it funny how thousands of people followed me because of the jealous series, probably expecting more content of their favs, only to see me 99.99% of the time be like:

I'm sorry in my defence I wrote it in my bio

[nkgrimmie]

gr. i want to post more about this but like. I CAN'T. BECAUSE I'M WRITING IT. i just. there's so much with this but i can't say anything. well i mean there's stuff i can say but like.. i can't y'know? screaming

[ribbittrobbit]

ok so long post about kristen time:

Kristen Applebees, former chosen one of helio founder of two religions, creator of a god + restorer of another one, self-resurrected, witness to unspeakable pain and destruction, shunned by her parents, who lives with her friends + her ex’s uncle who is also her guidance counsellor and also the closest thing she has to a parental figure, failing school for her religious mishaps

this kid, this fucking kid, man. Tracker isn’t totally wrong about her, Kristen’s relationship with religion has radically changed in a period of two years. two years of constant upheaval, literally having your belief shaken by a not even a near death experience, just straight up dying multiple times and being brought back in The Most Traumatic Ways. So, yeah she isn’t the most responsible cleric, or the most clear-headed.. Kid hasn’t had the time to sit down and be deliberate at any point. It’s been nonstop shit from literally day one.

And I think a lot about the term catharsis for personal reasons and specifically religious catharsis and she hasn’t been afforded a second of that. Purging everything in order to clean the slate, to find relief from relentless internal pressure. And she’s trying.

But the external pressure is relentless, it wont let her. some external pressure of her own creation (why does she need to run for student body president??) but people have expectations for her and she is scrambling to meet them and can’t because she can barely meet her own needs for survival.

and the second she shows some vulnerability, saying she’s having a terrible night and that she can’t even fully process much less be mature about Tracker’s life and feelings, she tries to throw out a lifeline because she NEEDS consolation, needs reassurance from someone who understands what its like to be a cleric/ just care about religion tbh, Tracker absolutely wrecks her shit. She’s not wrong but holy fuck did i see red when tracker popped off. (how many times have i seen people with good intentions absolutely fucking miss that someone can’t be better when they’re barely fucking surviving).

idk if i have any coherent points and i could go on (and i will) but in conclusion, give Kristen Applebees a goddamn break.

[jittyjames]

i'm scared to talk about them bc every time I talk about fic plans I somehow always end up hating them and never posting bc I feel like I've overhyped them and people are going to think I'm weird and cringe and suck, BUT I'm really excited about whump: the musical and I want to post my fics now but I can't :(((((

[valyrfia]

I think their families know each other from when they were kids. I also 💯 believe if Max grew up racing with his mom instead of Jos then he and Charles would’ve been besties. They get each other on such a different level.

that ao3 tag which is like ‘jos verstappen’s A+ parenting’ but yeah i think jos probably shit talked charles loads to max because charles was the competition.

max and charles get each other on that twin flame molecular dna kind of level they would have been those insufferable besties who are more one entity than two separate people

[smallest-moon]

detective gumshoe my beloved ♥ the sweetest and most caring, please go give edgeworth a hug

[spooky-ronan]

had to physically walk around my room to watch the season one finale of link click oh my goddddd

[everqlow]

couldn't post when the notice dropped but EVERGLOW COMEBACK AFTER ALMOST 2 YEARS!!! FINALLY THEY'RE FREEEEE!! I'M CRYING I'VE MISSED THEM SO MUCH 😭😭😭

[your-dead-european-ancestor]

Hey. hey so. if i were to sayyy,,,, idk tell you id rather you use he/him pronouns for me,,, how would you react???

[etherealyoungk]

you guys i just bought this huge ass roll of paper to do daily sketches on hadjsjd

[campirefangs]

[lawva-girl]

Focus on the positive (as I aggressively shake my own shoulders)

[tonydaddingham]

Here and here

NEW CLIP! CROWLEY CALLING AZIRAPHALE ANGEL! ❤ 🐍😊

[monstersflashlight]

Commission for @lavender-constellation

A/N: Hi! Thank you so much for commissioning, means a whole lot <3 This is a part 2 of this post, and we have this other post as a continuation. This piece is a longer version of the second one with two sex-scenes. Hope y’all like it!

Request: I’d love a part two to the monster kissing booth story, upgrading to a sex booth (but like not officially if that makes sense? Like it’s still a kissing booth but in the middle of the market, fem!reader just can’t take it anymore and it becomes a sex booth) with maybe a little bit of emphasis on a tentacle monster and orc coming to the booth 👀 Just no vampires pls!

Naughty booth

Orc x fem!reader + Tentacle monster x fem!reader || tentacle sex, size difference, oral sex, cum play (lowkey), free use, double penetration, squirting

You are coming down from an orgasm when someone screams: “Dude, come on! There’s more of us waiting!” You giggle, the werewolf (who woks two booths down, at the art booth) between your legs sighs as he grabs some tissues to help clean you the best he can so the next monster can have his turn with your soft human flesh.

“Don’t be impatient, you’ll want your sweet time when you get there,” someone else retorts. The line is so long you can’t really see how many monsters are still waiting.

You are way too fucked out already. Your pussy feels stretched even though there’s only been like three monsters so far. You are in heaven, everything feels great. A succubus gave you some of her special magic, and made sure you were extra sensitive and you could fit every size of monster. You will have to find her later and thank her. Maybe even ask her on a date… But that’s something for later.

“Leave it, come on! I don’t care about your jizz, I’ll use it as lube,” a rough voice says behind you.

The werewolf leans down and pecks your lips, promising to come later with some food. You smile softly at him, and see him go as you wait on the table he set you onto. He fucked you so good you still can’t feel your legs. But the next patron doesn’t care about it.

A big orc with a grumpy face appears over you, his erection already out and making your mouth water. “Can you take an orc, little human?” He’s so big… You pray to the goddess that he’d fit inside of you, but the succubus said every size of monster would fit, and you believe her. You really should thank her later.

“Ye- yes. I can,” you tell him. You can’t move much, too tired to participate much, but eager to get fucked all over again.

You can still feel some of the werewolf cum dripping out of your pussy, but when the orc’s fingers tease your entrance, you groan all over again. He pushes some of the cum back inside, scissoring his fingers to make sure you are prepped enough for him. He sits down on a chair and grabs your body, manhandling you until you are on his lap, your body little in comparison to his big physique.

“Prove it,” he tells you holding your body with one hand and his dick with the other. You try to fit him inside, but you can’t get the correct angle. “Come here,” he says. He moves you until your pussy is right over his dick, and you start to descend. He doesn’t wait, though. He puts his big hands against your hips and lowers you completely, making you arch your back and cry out as you hear cheering behind you.

The fact that everyone is looking and enjoying themselves with the spectacle only adds a new layer of heat to your growing arousal. You can’t believe you are still horny after all the orgasms you had, but the movement of the orc inside of you is driving you to the sky once again. He fucks you like a fleshlight, moving your body up and down like a toy and making you groan and moan in a symphony of depravity.

“Come on, little human, your pussy is perfection, let me feel you flutter around my big dick.” His words should be cringy, but at that moment, you can just groan as he keeps using your body and you get closer and closer to the edge. With precision that shouldn’t be legal, he moves your hips until his dick is rubbing against your perfect spot, making you come apart instantly. “That’s it, good goddess, I love your pussy.”

He keeps going, fucking you restlessly as your body gives up and your skin gets tingly. He pinches your nipple as he comes, the combination of the amount of cum he’s shooting inside of you and the pain-pleasure sending you into another orgasm that has your eyesight blacking out for a few seconds.

You come back to a tongue between your legs and your thighs pressing the sides of the orc’s head. He’s kneeling between your legs, at some point he manhandled you into a sitting position in the chair. He hums happily against your clit. You think you can’t take anymore, but the thing the succubus gave you is potent, so a new wave of heat fills your insides as you sigh happily as the orc cleans you out with his tongue. He makes you come around his fingers and tongue one more time before the next in line starts complaining.

“Dude you made her come three times already, let some other people enjoy!” You chuckle, but it’s lost in a loud groan as the orc sucks on your clit, his tusks framing your pussy in the most amazing way.

“They can’t stop complaining, little human, I guess is time for me to go. I hope this is not a one time thing… I had fun with your pretty pussy.” He kisses said pussy one more time before saluting you with his hand and walking away, fastening his pants as he goes.

Anticipation fills your insides when the next patron appears. You see his tentacles before you see him. Fuck, you never had tentacle sex.

“Look at that, the sex-princess is all fucked out…” The tentacles around him are moving like crazy and you have to hold your breath as one slowly approaches your body. The first contact is cold and a bit slimy, but in a good way. It feels like cooling-lube over your body, and it’s so good you groan. “Yes, like that… You love a good tentacle, don’t you, sex-princess?” You want to answer him, but he waits no longer to latch two suckers to your nipples, making you scream as the next in line laughs.

“Don’t tease her too much, I want her to still be there when my turn comes around,” she says. You can’t see which kind of monster she is, but you silently agree with her. There’s still a lot of monsters that want to try your soft human flesh.

“Okay… Okay.” The tentacle monster’s voice is reluctant, but he moves his tentacles around your body, positioning you spread over the table again.

You lay there, looking at the ceiling as you feel more tentacles join the fun. The two on your nipples start sucking harder, enticing more groans out of your mouth. Another tentacle finds your pussy and goes in without preamble. You cry out again and the crowd cheers. You think he’s going to fuck you like everyone else did, but instead, he latches another sucker inside of you, right over your G-spot. You scream at the feeling. Too good, too much.

You feel tears rolling down your cheeks as he adds another sucker to your clit, making you see stars. The combination of sensations is so good you feel something inside of you building. Something unknown, like you are going to break if he keeps going like that. When you think you can’t take anymore, he adds another tentacle to your pussy, stretching you impossibly wide as he starts fucking you with the second one.

The combination of suckers and fucking is too much and you feel something explode inside of you, a gush of liquid leaving your body and making him gasp in surprise.

“Did she just squirt?” Some monster asks, amazement filling their voice.

“Yes, she did.” The tentacle monster looks so smug you feel a bit embarrassed, but too fucked to complain. He keeps going, making you come two more times around his tentacles. “Good job, sex-princess, you did great.” He tells you before disappearing.

The next monster is already waiting, strap on and a big smile on her face.

It’s going to be a long day… and you are going to enjoy every single second of it.