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Ok but if hero work doesn’t work out modeling is always available bc that face card is LETHAL.
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#face card never declines 🙅♀️#he’s so babygirl#oh my god#someone book him for a photo shoot rn#hero work? what’s that never heard of her#shoto todoroki#my hero academia#njk mk#boku no hero academia
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bridon arc ep 6 reaction fheuishfuisfhauidhsufh
this photo was taken seconds away from disaster
so not an hour huh... AAAA
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED IM SO CONFUSED
im gonna rewatch this on crunchyroll in a few hours when it appears and comb over it again because im SO CONFUSED my brain is stalling what the fuck
'as long as we stay in the same time we're bound to meet again..'
also wait does that mean the dad got with a student??? or was she someone else im SO CONFUSED??? cause that makes no sense since his dad already mentioned he had a kid when she was a student so im assuming its two different people just that the student had talked to the mom (who is a therapist) and for some reason is acting as her??
also wait is she aunt shao or is that someone else and if so who is aunt shao ????? cause i know qiao ling and xiaoshi are close enough theyre family so logically you would call that person's mom aunt or something right?? but ??? im so genuinely confused on what her name is at this point
also actually doesnt have the power to read minds she just observant as hell wtf
VEINS ALIVE???
sorry hold on backtracking okay okay im so confused
?? maybe his mom is the future her who went back in time??? I DONT KNOW MAN im so confused
ALSO MOM HAS CLAPPING POWER BUT I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT DID
what was the importance of the book !?!?!? how does she know veins name? what the fuck did she do that led to his 'death' im SO CONFUSED
also girl what the fuck were you doing going to the location of the hidden object and revealing it??
like you knock him down, hes not knocked out, you turn your back, you go and reveal where the hidden object is, he grabs you by the hair and like beats you up and takes it for himself
???????? what??????
?/ im so confused guys someone explain to me what just happened. link click is confusing. but i hoped id understand SOMETHING
okay so also xia fei in s3 potentially?
also what happened with the xia fei getting information to xiao what the fuck was the last name or something i forget im hfaiuhdsj
like ah no reveal of so i was actually hired to spy on you or some shit??? and i know hes on our side but i kinda thought thered be more to it
also tetris cameo
also when vein was standing on the street i was imagining what if a car ran over him LMFAO
also im so confused on the whys??
how come vein interrupted when he couldve just been like sorry i cant help you, then go deal with what he was trying to get?? or like did he need a therapy session to happen so she'd be in that room?
????
also how come he shoots xiaoshi (not with a bullet people please stop shooting him actually what the fuck why does this happen so much wtf) but not therapist lady (sorry i just did not get her name i think shes going by chris???)
like i guess he needed to know where it was but id think she was the main threat that needed to be stopped and then he could just look at everything since its likely he prob knew it was in that room just not where exactly?
the only reason i coulud think was to be like so xiaoshi doesnt think hes a bad guy but also he already shot xiaoshi so like ?????
x for doubt
um
sorry my brain is like stalling rn im so fucking confused
also how come vein came back though???
also xiaoshi said he didnt recall what happened before he passed out but its very likely he did.
also there was that story that im confused on trying to understand.
also lu guang having the same answer makes me wonder if he naturally had that response or if he somehow heard of it from xiaoshi? except xiaoshi claims to not remember anything and lu guang doesnt push him on it so..??
also vein somehow knowing lu guang knows like. idfk time bullshittery?? *waves hand at the entirety of them* how do i explain their time travel stuff in little words
or its implied at least?
also vein still somehow has a connection to time or like stopping people who mess with time which makes me wonder
xiaoshi's mom seemingly has powers *likely* to do with time, i dont really know the exacts of it im so fucking confused on how she did what she did???? is that why he came over
what teh fuck was in that book
also vein didnt even end up keeping it i think she took it back?
but
??????????????????
so how come vein hasnt targeted lu guang then for changing the past? because wasnt xiaoshi supposed to die in bridon or something and now hes not?
in the first place how the fuck did xiaoshi die what teh fuck was it vein again
also questioning how come lu guang can act somewhat normal around him though i guess itd not be a good idea for xiaoshi to be confused on why lu guang is like that again (im referring to the 'ah yes you can have my friend for your modeling thing' ???? although im thinking maybe hes a lil salty that xiaoshi has been paying a bit more attention to other people....)
also the with your body thing and misunderstanding lmao?
xia fei having the same misunderstanding when his roommate brought up modeling
ive recently been reading the toilet-bound hanako-kun manga and like lmfao 'youll pay me back with your body' = 'manual labor!'
also actually had same thought process as lu guang when the dude who got fired showed up like ??? wheres your proof why would i believe you when youre the reason who got fired
then bringing up xia fei's good looks like ????? isnt the point of being a model to be pretty????? like. like what are you implying?? that hes successful just because he has a nice looking face??? is that not the point???????
??????????
also name change but
difference? shiguang.... the ship name..........
i have to wonder if its coincidence or intentional because lu guang and xiaoshi are the two people doing time shenanigans but also at the same time we handle time!
although actually its maybe xiaoshi changed it to mark a difference of hey this is a specific time where its not hero photo but time photo (although im pretty sure xiaoshi's done this multiple timelines perhaps? so at the very least to be at a time where ive already met my mom, though maybe itd also be changed regardless because of the realization of the abilities they have to do with time and photos?)
am i forgetting something to go over i have no idea
💀
OH YEAH THE THE THE SHIGUANG MOMENTS TAKING PHOTOS TOGETHER AND BEING FUNNY THAT WAS CUTE but also xia fei... it made it hard to enjoy it because he was like being wracked with guilt or something???
like like it gives me same vibes as in the game Until Then when Mark is telling them the truth about. um. um. what. happened. (dude its such an important reveal that id hate to spoil someone before they can get into it) and then Cathy is just standing to the side having this look on her face...
aAAAaaaa
im so stressed
i wonder if lu guang even knows anything about what happened in the therapy session?????/
??????
i want to think that if he knew vein was gonna attack xiaoshi then he wouldnt let it slide but at the same time would he if he knew xiaoshi wouldnt die from it?
cause he does place a lot of importance on following what happened and not changing the past even though he is very much breaking many of his rules to do just that to save xiaoshi (maybe in the past timeline he changed too much of the past that that was why vein came along and shot at them in the studio? i dont know)
........................i know people are like we want more show dont tell but im really better at understanding stuff better when told
specifically when written down
😭😭😭😭 never underestimate link click's ability to make ones brain melt in a now how did this happen
also actually how come xiaoshis mom DIDNT visit him like what are you doing what is your objective what is that hidden object why does vein want it are you trying to hide are you in danger what is going on
also actually lmfao lu guang tripping during when they were going to take photos 💀💀💀
#link click#yingdu chapter#yingdu arc#link click yingdu#yingdu spoilers#shiguang daili ren#bridon arc#bridon spoilers#link click bridon#bridon chapter#cheng xiaoshi#lu guang#link click bridon arc
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Hello, this is the fantasy photoshoot concept anon from before! I absolutely love what concepts you did for the maknae line! And I would love to see the concept you wanted too! If they went a little darker, I think it would blow our minds away. I love books too but I haven't been able to read as much as I want due to certain circumstances. If you have time, I would like to see what you have for the hyung line!
Also, please recommend some books you love. My book nerd heart is gasping for air rn lol.
What is one (or multiple lol) thing about Yoongi that you want to talk about?
I adore Stray Kids. The amount of music they have put out and the fact that a lot of them are very catchy is amazing. I've noticed that when Kpop bands put out an amazing first debut song, it is hard to keep up with the pressure of creating a just as good one. And they do it everytime in my opinion. Felix is what pulled me in and he became my Bias Wrecker, while my Bias is Han! I love the dynamics between all of them and I am watching a certain duo because I can see something possibly developing in the future if that makes any sense (don't think anything is happening rn but they certainly look cognizant of the other. So, hmm.) They have good chemistry, imo, and the way the members pick at them sometimes blows my mind. Keeping my eye peeled definitely lol.
Sorry for the rant! I get happy when talking about things that I love. Have a nice day and stay safe!
Ah! This is fantasy photoshoot concept anon! I forgot to add it in, but I would love to see a post on BTS and the media! It would definitely be interesting!
Welcome back! And okay... if you insist, I will also cast the hyung line as some of my favorite book characters. No need to push so hard 😉
Starting with our leader! Not only does he give me all the prince vibes already, he is our leader and I can just see him as this character sometimes (minus the black hair. I feel like RM has black hair the least in the group lol) Namjoon as Prince Dorian from Throne of Glass
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Worldwide Handsome Jin. I cannot think of ANYONE better suited to play literal perfection, literal work of art, so pretty he glows.... Seokjin as The God King, Susebron. No lies the Butter photos made me think of this immediately, he was literally glowing he looked so good
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Yoongi with blonde hair will sometimes give me Rowan Whitethorn vibes. Also sometimes with his personality too. Also from the throne of glass series. Someone get Yoongi a hawk to pose with for a shoot too, I would literally DIE
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And finally, J-hope as one of my all time favorite characters with one of the sweetest and kindest hearts, best smile and essentially the most handsome man in the entire series... lol I can see Hobi as Adolin Kholin from Stormlight Archive. He would slay in that role. I would honestly love to see Hobi with a giant sword too. Plus Adolin and Kaladin (who I did for JK) have the best bromance ever and I feel like that translates to the 2 of them in real life as well lol
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And let me just indulge for JUST A MOMENT my love for paranormal werewolf novels (no, its nothing like a/b/o fanfics.... sorry) and do a jikook as Joe and Ox one too. Sorry, not sorry. I love this series too and while they are very different personality wise, I can also see them cuddled up together and with the rest of their bangtan pack too always.
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I'm so sorry for all of you who don't care about this at all, but this was so fun for me 🤣😂 You can find the maknae line in my last post about fantasy concepts. Here is the link for that ask with the maknae line characters:
Anon, if you are comfortable enough to DM me you should and I can give better book recs that way! I have lots, just gotta know what you tend to like to read. Same for anyone else who wants any. For now, I did enjoy and love the books I casted the members in. So those were:
Stormlight Archive series by Brandon Sanderson
The Grishaverse Trilogy by Leigh Bardugo (i enjoyed the spin off books from this series even more)
Caraval trilogy by Stephanie Garber (spin off staring Jacks, aka Jimin, coming soon)
Throne of Glass series by Sarah J Maas
Warbreaker by Brandon Sanderson
Wolfsong by T.J. Klune
And again, if you are comfortable DMing me, I would love some Stray Kids song recs from you as well!
And I will definitely add How BTS is treated unfairly by the Media to my list of blog posts to write at some point 😅
Thanks for coming back and for the super fun asks! I greatly enjoyed them! Sorry again for the hundreds of you I know don't really care lol I did say bookish posts might pop up on this blog every now and then. I did warn you!
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Spoilers for TBHK
TW: Mentions of s3xu@l åss@ult/@buse, $uicidə and bl00d
Episode 1:
I just finished episode 1 of Toilet-Bound Hanako-Kun(Weird title, I know), and I just have to say...
I love Hanako and Nene and I will protect them both with my life🥰
Episode 2:
WOAH Hanako wyd😳
I kinda ship Hanako and Nene tho lol don't attack me
AYO THERE'S AN EYE UNDER YOUR DESK
Wait did Hanako steal her books or was it that eye thingy🤨
The title spelt faires wrong
OH SHOOT THE SCALES
Wait NO DON'T FALL FOR IT NENE IT'S BAIT
YES MA BOI HANAKO TO THE RESCUE
Wait are Yousei from japanese legend, like yokai or oni?
Okay I DEFINITELY SHIP THESE TWO
Wait why does Hanako look kinda said when she says that
awwww Hanako🥺
Wait what is he talking about who was his friend before
Nene is awesome istg🥺
WAIT WHO IS THE BLONDE DUDE WHY IS HE LOOKING FOR HANAKO NO
"I wish a hot guy who fall out the sky for me that way" girl Hanako is literally RIGHT there
Omfg this orange hair f-boy🤨
Wait WASN'T THAT THE NAME OF HER CRUSH
Hanako just standing there like 😐
WAIT NO LEAVE HANAKO ALONE
He tried to not swear in front of her lol
HOLDUP MA PRECIOUS BABY BOI DID NOT MURDER SOMEONE WTF
HOW DARE HE SAY THAT NO ONE WANTS HANAKO AROUND
Jesus Hanako is so cute lol
I honestly can't tell if hanako is an owo boy or a bruh boy istg
OKAY CAN SOMEONE TELL WHO THIS WEIRD RADOI LADY IS AND WHY SHE KEEPS SHOWING UP AT THE END OF THE EPISODE
Episode 3:
(That one part in the intro) Step-yellow sillouette, what you doing😳
For real tho Hanako looks pretty scared during that part of the intro why are they biting his ear(maybe Hanako was a victim of s3xu@l assault?)
Wait isn't Hanako the 7th of the 7 Wonders
Okay that's kinda gross😟
Okay Aoi is pretty sweet😌
WAIT NO AOI SHE WAS TOO PRECIOUS
NO AOI BETTER NOT BE GONE
NO NOT THE BLOOD
What is she talking about he's not hot at all🤨
OH SHOOT IS HE A GHOST
Okay can minamoto leave Hanako alone🙄
Awww Hanako is half hto and half cute I might be a simp
OKAY WOAH THIS PLACE IS COOL
I mean Hanako has a good point😳
NO DON'T ANSWER IT
OKAY WOAH DON'T ASK SOME HIGH SCHOOLER TO GO COLLECT YOUR BODY PARTS NOPE
Okay WOAH how old are you exactly, Hanako?
Okay this fantasy is making me uncomfortable😀
Girl, you're already cute. You don't need to be a Miu Iruma lookalike to find love
THE BOOBS LMAOO😭😭😭😭😭
Awwww Hanako being sweet to Nene🥺
YES HANAKO SAVING THE DAY
Wait why didn't she answer his question🤨
Wait who WAS making those phone calls?
WAIT THE EPISODE IS ALREADY OVER?!?!?!?
Episode 4:
Okay but for real WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THE YELLOW SILHOUETTE AND HANAKO IN THE INTRO?!?!?!
Wait I just noticed that in the part with the yellow silhouette, Hanako is tied up with rope😳
Okay here's my theory:
When Hanako was alive, he was a student at the school. He was s3xu@lly a$$aulted in the bathroom, and muđəred his attacker out of anger/mental instability, therefore cursing him to the bathroom he was assaulted in. He became a ghost to make up for his sins.
Idk I could be totally off-base
HOLY FUCK IT'S A HEAD
IT'S THE BODY LMAOOO
Wait she actually likes it🤨
HOLY SHIT EWWWWWW
WAIT WHAT NO NOT AOI
WHAT THE FUCK NOOOOOO NOT AOI
WAIT YES AOI ISN'T DEAD
Hanako is so sweet istg.
HANAKO REALLY JUST PUSHED HER OFF THE EDGE LIKE A PSYCHOPATH AJAGRKEBDUDBD
Can she not spell or something🤨
WAIT WAS THE GHOST A STUDENT OF MISAKI
Wait she had a crush on her teacher that's so gross
Oh no. The student didn't know Misaki was murdered🥺
WAIT NO THIS IS SAD
OH SHOOT THAT IS DARK
aww she misses the teacher🥺
YES HANAKO MY BOY
WAIT HANAKO NO HE'S HURT
Nene is really fed up😳
WAIT WHAT NO SHE'S GONNA DIE?!?!?!?!
Awwww poor girl🥺
Why'd she have to die😭
Little Fox is mean😑
WAIT DID HE JUST KISS HER YES BABY
WAIT WHO'S THAT GREEN-HAIR GIRL
HE FORGOT ABOUT MINAMOTO LMAOOO😭
Episode 5:
Okay BUT WHO IS GRABBING HANAKO IN THE INTRO ISTG
LMAO SHE WAS FANTASIZING😭😭😭
Okay but she's SO pretty with her in a braid
Are you sure there was NOTHING good about that😏
YES AOI MY GIRL GIVING HER GOOD ADVICE
But I doubt Hanako would admit it
WAIT DID HANAKO PLANT THAT TREE OR AM I PARANOID
I'm excited to see how THIS plays out😁
HANAKO WHAT DID YOU SAYYYYY
WAIT IS HE REALLY GONNA DO IT
WAIT ARE THESE BITCHES GAYYYYYY
Wait what if the tree curses people
GIRL ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME THAT HANAKO ISN'T HOT AS IS!?!?!?
WAIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS IS SO COOL
WAIT WHAT'S THE CATCH
Of course he didn't actaully mean it THIS SUCKS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
HE'S HOLDING HER I REPEAT HE'S HOLDING HER
poor Nene
WAIT OH NO SHE'S CRYING
WAIT DOES HE ACTUALLY LIKE HER
HE'S BLUSHING WHAT
YES YES YES YES YES YESSSSSSSS
WAIT HE'S RIGHT THERE
I was right they have the same last name!
WAIT THIS BITCH BETTER NOT COME BETWEEN HANAKO AND NENE
CAN THIS BITCH SHUT UP
TERU STOP IT RN
Okay I kinda feel bad for Kou rn🥺
HOW IS HE ANY OF THOSE THINGS
Wait who is that girl🤨
YES I WANNA FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HANAKO
THE GREEN HAIR GIRL AND NATSU-SOMETHING ARE UP TO NO GOOD I CAN FEEL IT
Wait WHY WAS HANAKO SMILING
I have a bad feeling about this.
Episode 6:
Yeah Hanako really seems like the good guy🤨
WOAH what's up with the door?
I love the Mokkes🥺
It's her book😶
WOAH OKAY THEN SHE REALLY IS IN LOVE
WAIT WHY IS THERE BLOOD
HOLDUP HOLY SHIT WHAT IS THAT
HANAKO MA BOI
WOAH OKAY YES HE'S HOLDING HER
DID HE JUST EAT THE BUTTERFLY
God I love Hanako
WAIT YOU'RE GONNA CANCEL THE WHAT NOW
Ooooooo I wanna heae some juicy secrets😏
Girl, that secret wasn't juicy at all🙄
Wait what does the library ghost know🤨
SAY SOMETHING HANAKO YES
He's so cute tho
BUT I LOVE DONUTS TOO HOW IS THAT JUICY
HANAKO YOU WERE LOOKING REAL PROTECTIVE OF HER THEN😏😏😏
I feel bad for Nene because they keep saying her legs are fat, as if the boys that say that are gonna get any better. NENE IS A FREAKIN CATCH😤😤😤
Wait what is he talking about Hanako😶
WAIT HE IS TALKING ABOUT HANAKO, ISN'T HE
WAIT HANAKO WAS HIS STUDENT HE'S SO CUTE
Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺
WAIT HANAKO ISN'T EVEN HIS NAME!??!?!? IT'S YUGI?!?!?!?
Awwwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Wait, so did Hanako commit $uicidə, or am I just paranoid?
Wait so that means that happened on the day of July 15, 1969.......SO HOW OLD IS HANAKO AGAIN?!?!?!?!?
WAIT SO HE NEVER GOT HIS DREAM TO COME TRUE BECAUSE HE DIED THAT'S SO SAD
Wait so am I right DID HE REALLY COMMIT $UICIDƏ ?!?!?!?
I THINK HANAKO SMELLS A SNITCH
Man this is a lot to unpack for just one episode
Episode 7:
I love how childish Hanako is
WAIT I SAW THE YELLOW SILOUETTE THING AGAIN AND I HAVE A THOUGHT:
What if Hanako got those bruises because of the səxua| ass@ult thing I said before? That would make sense.
Idk maybe I'm just too obsessed with that theory
I see Hanako differently after the Library too, but in a different way.
What why the donuts?
He's totally lying. I bet he's gonna make some for Hanako🥺
Okay but Kou is actually pretty sweet
I mean, if he DID murder someone who bullied him, they had it coming for touching my precious Hanako😤
Yous shouldn't stop being friends with someone just because it's complicated. ALL friendships are complicated. It isn't supposed to be easy.
Awwww Nene🥺🥺🥺
Okay I'm kinda hungry for donuts now
Ugh it's Teru🙄
Okay KOU YOU'RE ACTUALLY PRETTY COOL
Okay Teru YOU SUCK SO MUCH
SO ARE THE GREEN HAIR AND NASTU-SOMETHING BIY EVIL OR NOT I'M SO CONFUSED
Hanako is so cute sometimes istg
POOR HANAKO OOF
YES NENE😤😤
THEY ARE BLUSHING I REPEAT THEY ARE BLUSHING
"You're totally not my type" okay first of all that is bullshit and second of all get yourself a boy who's chill when you say you don't like them
OKAY WHAT'S GOING ON
HE'S GOLDING HER
Wait why does Hanako look terrified that's not good
HOLDUP WHO DID HE KILL WHY IS THERE AN AD RIGHT WHEN IT'S ABOUT TO SAY WHO HE KILLED
WOAH WHO THE FUCK IS THAT WHY DO THEY LOOK LIKE HANAKO WHAT IS GOING ON AHDVEKDVEIDVDJ
GET YOUR HAND OFF OF HIS FACE THIS GUY TOTALLY $EXU@LLY @SSAULTED HIM
YES NENE PROTECT YOUR MAN
HOLY SHIT HE'S BURNING
DID HE REALLY JUST RE-TRAUMATIZE HANAKO AND THEN LEAVE?!?!?!?
WAIT WHAT IS HANAKO DOING
WAIT HE'S CRYING
HANAKO WHAT'S WRONG
I WANNA GIVE HANAKO A HUG SO BADLY ISTG
WAIT SO THERE'S THE ONES CHANGING THE RUMORS?
OKAY WHO IS THIS BITCH
Wait THAT'S HIS BROTHER WHY DID HE KILL HIS BROTHER
This partially denies the possiblity of my theory(MOSTLY denies it), but not entirely. There's a big chance I'm wrong.
WAIT SO SAKURA IS THE ONE DOING THE RADIO THING?!?!?!
WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺
I have a feeling that that is probably jsut a random student😅
Hanako, I hate it when you're sad😭😭😭
WAIT SO HIS EARRING WAS FOR TRAFFIC SAFETY THE WHOLE TIME LMAOOOOO
OKAY WOAH BACK UP GHOST-PERSON
KOU IS NOT A M0ŁƏ$TER
Wait that was the whole episode?
Episode 8:
Okay the person @ssaulting(maybe even $exua||y @$$aulting idk I think I'm just obsessed with that theory) in the intro is definitely his brother
Mitsuba is kinda weird and annoying, but also funny at the same time
Excuse me Traffic safety is no joke😐
WAIT SO HE KNEW MITSUBA AND JUST FORGOT?!?!?!?
Awwww Mitsuba🥺🥺🥺🥺
No Mitsuba you're cool
KOU WHAT THE F ARE YOU SAYING
AWWWWW THIS IS SO SWEET
MITSUBA I SEE YOU BLUSHING😏😏😏😏
MITSUBA NOOOOOOOOOO
TSUKASA STOP IT
NO POOR MITSUBA STOP IT
HOW DARE THEY
NOOOOOO MITSUBA AAAAAAAA
OKAY IMA BOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH TSUKASA, WHO'S WITH ME😤😤😤😤
TSUKASA YOU SICK SEDUCER STOP LYING TO MITSUBA
NOOOOOOOOO MITSUBA
POOR HANAKO LEAVE HIM ALONE TSUKASA
Okay "Let's play together like we used to" really sounds like $exu@l @$$ault
Kou🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Awwww Hanako🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
NO THIS ISN'T THE WAY MITSUBA SHOULD GO OUT NO
I'm am so close to crying rn
OH KOU JUST REALIZED WHAT HE WAS TAKING A PHOTO OF AWWWWW
Okay wow all of that really happened in one episode
Episode 9:
I'm sorry that I won't shut up about my theory BUT THAT ONE PART REALLY LOOKS LIKE WHAT I THINK IT IS I SWEAR
I feel so bad for Hanako rn tho
Omfg It's Natsuhiko🙄
Nene stop it this dude is BAD NEWS
WAIT NO THEY BETTER NO DO ANYTHING TO MY PRECIOUS NENE ISTG
I HAVE THE SAME QUESTIONS, NENE
FRIENDS MY ASS
(To be continued here because I ran out of space)
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Too Far Gone
Pyscho!Dabi x Reader
Warnings: possessive, obsessive, cursing, sociopath au, pyschopath au.
Summary: You caught the mysterious man’s attention at the bar you worked at. He wanted to get to know you. He spent his days with you and gradually, his affection grew into something so menacing.
Slowly, I become lost in my own sanity.
How far could you go before you lose control?
When you grow up in a broken home, you start to feel broken yourself.
Dabi walked, shoulders back, yet eyes frequently struggling to stay open. He felt the life being drained out of him.
During an attack scheme, he met eyes with the red and white haired teen. The little brother he grew up with was now much older. Shoto couldn’t even recognize him, shooting a permanent pain to his chest. He hated Endevour for taking away his childhood. The potential for a great and joyful future.
A wave of depression hits him. Perhaps that's the emotional optimum in this shallow society. Even hero’s have dark secrets locked away from the spotlight of their supporters. And Dabi was the witness.
The bar was always his go-to place when he felt lost in thought. He shields his face with the hoodie on his sweater. Dabi was one of the most wanted villains so he was always forced to avoid attention.
He lowly watches his feet take steady steps across the wooden tiles, covering his face. Everyone naturally assumed he was a quiet person. He slumped on his usual stool and adjusted his hoodie, not bothering to look up.
“The usual.”
A soft voice replied to him, catching him off guard.
“Um, what’s your usual?”
He glances up, meeting a pair of eyes he had never seen before. She must be new. The way she held the glass was awkward, soft silky hair tied back, eyes glowing as the light above hovered over them.
“Make me your recommendation.”
You nod your head with a smile. Dabi watches as you pour a half ounce of lemon juice, a half ounce of blackberry syrup, and one ounce and a half of tequila into a glass cup. You filled it with ice and capped it, putting the concoction up to your ear and shaking it. You uncapped it, pouring the pink hue liquid into a smaller glass and serving it to him.
Dabi took a sip of the blackberry cocktail, the addictive sensation flowing through his tastebuds. He wasn’t sure if it was because it was good or if it was because it was made by you. He looked up, only to see you were gone helping another customer.
Dabi slouched back into his seat on the park bench. There was nobody around so it was safe to relax. He closed his eyes, remembering your first encounter and how you were effortlessly stunning.
“Fancy seeing you here, stranger.”
He opened his eyes, his blurry vision trying to focus on your figure. He rapidly blinked, trying to clear his vision and hoping his eyes weren’t deceiving him. But here you were, eyes now clear and set on you.
You giggle and take the unoccupied seat next to him. “Were you waiting for me?” You smirk at his blushed reaction and wait for a response.
“Yeah, actually. I wanted to get to know you and I didn’t know if I’d actually see you again.”
You rest your eyes and study the sky.
“I mean I work at the bar. I wouldn’t get paid if I decided to lay off.”
Dabi internally face palmed, asking himself why he’d ask such a dull question. You let out a laugh that he could only describe as music to his ears. You extended your hand to him.
“(Y/n).”
He gladly took it, never wanting to let go.
“Dabi.”
After that affair, you both spent most of your days together. He would constantly surprise you at work, go on romantic dates, and stay at each other’s places, sometimes ending up heated. He will never forget your beautiful bare body on top of his, pressing slow kissing around his neck.
You were mesmerizing. Dabi never met someone like you before. He felt loved and less lonely. He never had worry about being alone anymore now that you were with him.
You laid on your messy bed, ready to sleep away your exhaustion. Before trailing off into a deep sleep, your phone decided to alert you of a notification. You groaned, rolling over to your phone to see it was a text from your boyfriend.
It read “can you meet me rn? I miss you.”
You smiled reading the text. This man just came to visit you earlier in the day and he still wanted more. You quickly text him back, asking for the location.
You cautiously eye the abandoned house. This was definitely not what you were expecting. Yes, you and your boyfriend liked trying new things. New places. But this was far beyond a no from you. Ignoring your instincts, you slid open the broken down door and made your way inside.
“Babe?”, you called out but nothing in response.
“Babe, if this is one of your sick roleplaying jokes, I’m done. I don’t like this.”
You suddenly tripped and landed very harshly on the ground. You groan and rubbed your knees, looking down to see one of the flooring tiles popped up.
You kneel infront of the tile, pushing it back into it’s place. It didn’t budge. You huffed impatiently, pulling it up from it’s place and to your surprise, you found the hole filled with items. Curiosity got the best of you as you dug around. You picked up a worn out book and opened the pages. How cute you thought. It was a diary with neat cursive writing, a long journal detailing a profound love. You flip the pages in awe, until you stop with a horrified expression.
Unaware photos of you being taken, some even provocative. Photos taken outside your house. A strong detailed bibliography about you with some information that nobody even knew. A piece of your hair cut out and taped on a page. You close the book shut, afraid to go any further. You look to see what else was in the hole, those consist of being your belongings. A bright sparkle caught your eye and you went to pick up the item to see it was a bracelet your ex had given you.
You jump back, hearing a harsh knock on the doorframe. You glance at the bright blue eyes piercing into yours.
“Oh, hey.”
Dabi’s eyes travel from the item-filled hole back to you.
“What are you doing?”
You jolt up, dusting yourself off and making your way to the exit. “I was just leaving.”
You felt his hand grab the nape of your shirt, pulling you down to the ground. Sharp splinters punctured itself under your body.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know-”
Dabi only shook his head in return. He eyes you pathetically, as tears began welling in your eyes.
“Who was the guy, (y/n)?”
It’s true. When Dabi came by for his regular visits, he was only met with you flirting with another guy who was not him. You were way too close to the tipsy man and even placed a kiss on his lips.
Wait, how did he know your name. You never met this guy before. Your eyes wander to his occupied hand, gripping a smartphone. Your boyfriends smartphone. You observe the man’s features, taking it all in and trying to retrace where you had seen him before.
And then you remembered. This guy was the guy from the bar you worked at. He always covered his face but you distinctively remember his it. All those scars and staples. He was always to himself, always sitting alone ordering his usual.
Your mouth began to tremble, body poisoned in petrified fear. Dabi started to amble his way towards you. With every step he took, you crawled backwards.
“What the fuck is wrong with you?”, you scream, releasing all your pent up anger and confusion.
Afraid.
That was the only emotion you were feeling at this moment.
A tsk escapes his mouth, truly hurt by your words. He tries to maintain his composure, keeping silent. He didn’t want to hurt you. To have to use his quirk on you.
“Yo-you’re fucking crazy!”
If he can’t have you, no one can.
#dabi#touya todoroki#dabi x reader#bnha x reader#mha x reader#dabi oneshot#dabi imagine#mha dabi#bnha dabi#mha oneshot#bnha#bnha oneshot#bnha imagine
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Your name, please? Robyn. Are you heartbroken right now? No, my heart’s doing okay. If so, how long have you been heartbroken? Do you like the area you live in? I like that it’s a lot quieter than the metro, but we get everything we could also get in the city nonetheless. Right now it’s just a little unsettling since the Taal Volcano erupted and we have ashfall land all over our house, but otherwise where we live is pretty decent and uneventful for the most part. Do you ever get complimented on your eyes? What color are they? It’s not my strongest feature so no, not really. They’re dark brown/almost black.
What facial feature do you like the best on a person? Everyone has their different strong suits, so. Do you like to be called baby? Only by my parents and my girlfriend, because otherwise that would be creepy. What is your favorite flower? I like roses, sunflowers, and peonies. Idk, my answers to this question changes every time so it’s safe to say they’re only my favorites today. When did you last use the restroom? Five minutes ago. I went before starting this. How long is your hair? Pretty long. I haven’t had it cut since late in 2018; if I throw my head slightly back it already reaches my hips. I plan to keep it long until my graduation shoot, so I won’t be going to the salon for at least another month. Do you have braces? I used to. Do you have any freckles? Nope. What is your favorite Internet meme? There was a local meme going around last week and it involved people making hilarious puns out of celebrity names and pairing them with Photoshopped pictures of the celebrities to match the pun – for example, a local celeb named Rico Blanco was styled as Rico Blanket and a photo of him was shopped so that he’s in bed wrapped in a blanket :(((( OK IT DOESN’T SOUND FUNNY RN but all the entries were hilarioussssss I swear. Unfortunately everyone hopped on the meme train and it died in like a week. How many windows does your room have? Two big windows but each have four tiny window panes in them that can be opened. Do you have a rug in your room? What color is it? No. My dog likes peeing on rugs so we don’t like having them laying around. What is the weirdest animal you've ever held? I don’t think any animal is weird... but the coolest ones I’ve ever held are a snake, an eagle, a sea turtle, and a crocodile. The first three I got to meet in Bali, and the crocodile was from Palawan. Do you get extremely hyper when under the influence of sugar? No. I never really believed in that either. What about caffeine? I get pretty talkative, yes. I also talk like I have built-in exclamation points lol. Have you ever tried any drugs? If so, did you regret it? No, I haven’t. Do you have any pregnant friends? None of my friends are, but I can never be sure anymore when it comes to people I know. I always say no to this question, then sooner or later someone I know gives birth kfdgkdjfhd like a classmate from high school just had her third kid and no one even had any idea she was pregnant again. Guess I’ll just keep answering this question with a shrug. Have you seen anyone lately that you knew but didn't remember from where? Yeah, this was me for a few seconds when I arrived in my history class for our first day last Friday and I saw several people that I knew I know, but I had to recollect my thoughts. I eventually remembered who they were, but for a few seconds I was stumped. When was the last time you toilet papered or egged someones house? I’ve never done this, because you don’t do this in the Philippines. Do you usually dress up for Halloween? Some years I would. When ordering food, what do you usually get as a drink? I always get ala carte because I only drink water (I get full quicker if I have any other drink), and service water is always there. Put your favorite color and favorite animal. EX: Silver walrus Pink dog. When drawing something, do you try to be super precise or do you not care? I don’t care for drawing and am aware of just how bad I am at it, so I barely make any effort when I have to. When was the last time you snapped at someone? Sunday morning. My mom was playing a mobile game where the character will only be able to move if you scream, so she was screaming her ass off at 7 AM and I was worried it would wake the neighbors up. Does it bug you when people clap with their palms? HAHAHAHAHA like Nicole Kidman? Oh man. I’ve never actually seen someone clap the way she did in real life, so I don’t know if it would bug me. I know it’d send me laughing, though. Have you hugged anyone today? Just my dog. Classes have been suspended because of the Taal erupting, so I’m not seeing anyone else today. How many languages do you know how to say 'happy birthday' in? Filipino, English, Spanish, French, and Korean, so make that five. What language would you like to learn that you don't already know? Korean, just because I watch so many Korean shows as it is lmao. Are you able to take this language at your school? Yes, but it’s not required in my curriculum so I’ve never taken a Korean language elective. Have you ever been into a bar? Yes, I’ve always preferred bars to clubs so I’ve gone to a lot of them. What ethnicity are you? Broadly, Austronesian. But specifically, I’m Filipino, and even more specifically, Tagalog. How much makeup do you wear? None. I usually wear makeup only for special events, or if I absolutely had to, like for my graduation shoot. If you could fly, what kind of wings would you have? I’d like pink sparkly ones please hahahaha. Write some lyrics from the song stuck in your head right now. Nothing’s playing in my head at the moment. Do you like that song? Would you describe yourself as 'fiesty'? You mean feisty? I can bring out that side of me if I have to, but I’m not naturally it. How corny is High School Musical in your opinion? Pretty fucking corny. But I love the series and it’ll always be an important part of my childhood, so I’m never going to hate it. Have you actually read Twilight? Yes. I don’t know how I started getting into it though; I just remember it became insanely popular in the fourth grade and all of a sudden I wanted the Twilight boxed set for Christmas. What about Harry Potter? Yes, I read most of the books. My sister got into HP when she was aroundddd 10-11ish and my parents also got her a boxed set, so I borrowed each book after she finished them. Out of the two, which is better? Twilight.
Name a member of the Beatles! Ringo Starr. Who was the name of your first crush? My first real crush was Andi. How long ago was that? Eleven years ago. Do you still know that person? She migrated to New Zealand nine years ago, so we got disconnected for a long time and that’s when we got cut off. We’re Facebook friends now, but it’s never been the same. Happy for her, though. Can you handle your emotions very well? Usually I can, but when I’m at my breaking point then I’m at my breaking point. How often do you read books? Once every five years :(( JK uhhhhh I read loads, just not from books, and particularly not anything fictional. Are you the jealous type? I can be when there’s reason to, yep. Are you the type of person who gets jealous of people's pasts? No. And usually people regret their past, so I don’t feel jealous about that. Have you ever gotten an ear infection from riding an airplane? No. My ears were incredibly uncomfortable during my first plane ride though, and it didn’t help that I was already panicking long before the flight started. Anyway, my ears never fully ~popped and I was like 80% deaf for the entire plane ride. When was the last time you witnessed someone throw up? The last time someone threw up, it was me lol. But if we’re gonna be strict about the question, it wassssss last April I think. When was the last time YOU threw up? Sometime around May last year. Do you know anyone who faints at the sight of blood? ME. I’m anyone who faints at the sight of blood. Maybe not literally faint but I do feel super nauseous and weak and dizzy and I’d sometimes gag too. Hmm. I wonder how those girls have their period. Yeah well it’s not a very fun 3-4 days for me, my dude. Don't you just love the Cottonelle puppy? I don’t know what that is. Can you do any 'magic' tricks? No. Do you know how to play Checkers? I used to as a kid, because we used to have lots of board games. But since it was the game we barely ever played, I eventually forgot the rules. What clubs are you in at school? I’m in one of the two journalism organizations, and I also joined the graduation committee this year so that I get to contribute something for our batch :) What do you fear most in this world? Either falling from a very high place or drowning. And injections. What do your siblings fear most in this world? I know my sister is afraid of big crowds, chaotic situations, and small spaces. I don’t know what my brother fears, nor do I really care. What was the last sentence you heard anyone say? I’m listening to a mukbang ASMR right now and the last thing the girl said was her basically describing what she’s about to eat. Is Taylor more of a boy's name or a girl's name? I know we’re not supposed to care about this anymore, but if I really had to think about this question I see it as a boy’s name. But I also see that it works on girls just as nicely, so. What about Dylan? Boy’s name. But it sounds so badass on girls, and I prefer it as a girl’s name. What colors are the eyes of your family members? Dark brown/black. Filipinos all look the same, dude. Are you related to anyone with red hair? No. Do you know anyone with super super green eyes? Other than celebrities, no. What color was your hair when you were little? It has always been black. What color is it now? ^ Were you a chubby baby? I was a pretty chubby young kid especially from the ages of 3-5, but I was an okay-sized baby/toddler. I’d be surprised if I was chubby considering my mom and dad are both slim. What is your favorite mythical creature? Not a fan of those. Do you know anyone with a mullet? No, I don’t think so. Put down a random word here. Watermelon. What is your favorite fruit? Avocado. Now what is your favorite flavor of lollipop? Chocolate. If you combine your 2 above answers and make a perfume would it smell good? Probably not. They’re so different. Do you always feel like you have to be the best? Yes. That’s why I always take it hard when I end up not being that. Are you looking forward to summer? Yes, because I’ll get to rest. No, because it will be my last summer until I die. Are you wearing socks right now or are you barefoot? I’m barefoot. Socks always feels like they’re there, and I don’t like that feeling. What's on your favorite necklace? I’m not regularly wearing any necklace these days. How many hours of sleep did you get last night? Around seven, which is okay for me. Which is better: gingerbread or butterscotch? Caramel or peanut butter? Nutella or chocolate? Do you own an iPad? We own a family iPad, but no one’s used it in a while. I was the one who used it last as a means to work and communicate, back when I broke my phone and didn’t have a new laptop yet in my first year of college. I honestly hope that iPad never dies on us, since there’s a load of great memories there. Do you watch Glee? No and as someone who hates song covers, I think I’m better off not watching it skksjfdhgfg. How hard is it for you to get out of bed in the morning? When that day would require me to do something I dread, like attend a class I hate, it will be a lot harder for me to get up. But generally I’m pretty okay, as long as I set my alarm 30 minutes to an hour before I actually have to get up so that I have enough time to properly wake up. How many books are in the current room you're in? I’m in the dining room so there are zero books around. Have you ever witnessed an aircraft break the sound barrier? No. I also never really knew what that means, but I know I’ve never seen that. Do you keep a sketchpad in your room? I don’t draw, so I never needed one. Is there anything you do right before you go to sleep? Put water on my dog’s bowl – he likes drinking before we doze off. What color is your favorite purse? I only use one and it’s pink. How much money is currently in your wallet? ₱2,000. Do you get an allowance? Yes. How many songs are on your iPod? Don’t use an iPod these days. Do you usually have sweet dreams or nightmares? My dreams are either weird or nightmares. I never get any sweet ones. How has the weather been lately? It’s a little gloomy and cloudy. I don’t know if it’s an effect of the volcano eruption nearby, or if the weather is just like this. When was the last earthquake you felt? It was either August or September.
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TAG YOURSELVES: CNCO as Young High School Boys
Okay I am so bored rn. And I've been playing VainGlory for hours and I never got a win so I decided to write this shit.
Dedicated to @lovingonzabdi bc why not. The queen always appears on my notif so I just wanna show some appreciation. ❤️❤️
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Christopher - The Heartthrob
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As always, Chris is the heartthrob. Isn't he in real life?
The ladies and the gays at school loves him so much
The Justin Bieber Hair™ and the Hairflip™
Always smiling and when he does, the girls and the gays go weak on their knees.
Is never a playboy, and he is very compassionate to all of the ladies and gays in the campus
Studens at the campus always wants to take photos of him and he can't say no bc he's a nice boy.
His locker is always full of gifts and love letter from his fans in the campus.
Is popular around the school
Teacher adores him so much bc not only he is nice and handsome, he also excels in acads.
He is also running for honors.
Richard - The Bad Boy
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Is know for being the campus bad boy
Not a bad boy BAD, bad boy bc of his looks and his aura but boi is never bad
In fact he is also a heartthrob, but not as much as Chris.
He also has so much ladies and gays running for him
Is in the football varsity team
When he practice in the campus football field, he always topless so his fans is always there cheering for him
When he shoot a goal, he winks at everybody, and then everybody faints, including their teachers.
Is a very nice young lad
Has a girlfriend and is already taken
Suprisingly, he is not the typical campus jock. He also excels on his studies, and he can juggle football and acads easily.
Your boy knows all about time management
Zabdiel - The President
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The most active when it comes to extra curricular activities.
The President™ of the Student Council
Everybody loves this boy, including the principal and the teachers
Is very hardworking. Always working and implementing projects for the school improvement bc he is the president.
He don't excel that much is acads but boi is very hard working and passes every subject he have. With good grades.
Is very visionary. He sees himself leading the country as an actual president and putting education as his priority agenda.
Has never had a girlfriend bc you know, your boy is busy in school.
Also is very competitive. He is always in declamation contests and stuff.
Public Speaking™
Joel - The Playboy
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This fucker right here is the bad 'BAD' boy of the campus
Broke many hearts, broke many windows
Always at the principal's office bc he is so unruly
But still, the ladies love him so much
Has so many girlfriend, like at least 5.
Is a friend of Richard and always hangs out after class, if he's not cutting classes
But hey, this boy has something good too. After the class, he works part time at a diner near them to help his mom with their finances and is never ashamed of it.
When someone made fun of his worki, he immediately deal with it, confront that someone with a punch in the face, and ending up in the principal's office
He is also sweet, but annoying sometimes.
Erick - The Nerd Kid
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He is squishy and cute and very cuddly... But he's a nerd so nobody approaches him
He wears thick rimmed glasses but it suits him bc his eyes are so beautiful
Is friend with the teachers bc he is so good in class
Very intelligent and thinks very differently
Creative. Also makes comics in between breaks in classes. Also has written at least 5 books that have been published.
Always on his laptop at school, researching stuff
The head of Science Club
Has a crush on one of the young teachers on school
Has no friend at school except for the teachers, bc he thinks ppl are idiots
Excels at acads and very much active in Science Club
The expected valedictorian of the school year
Never went to prom night.
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Accent - Lee Felix
Stray Kids
masterlist
Key: fluff, humor, honestly some ranting haha
Characters: reader x felix
Count: 3.1k words
Part: 1 2 3
Description: who knew a late night run to the grocery store also meant running into a boy with a peculiar voice, literally.
Note: this was my first chapter of a fic I wanted to write but I kinda liked it as a one shot so here we go! I’m still learning so bare with the writing and mistakes! most likely will make a part 2 or 3 but no promises segrtergsefb
GIF Originally Posted by @felixeslee
You tugged your scarf closer to your face as you walked down the streets of Seoul. You were creating a mental map in your head of the area surrounding you.
Although you've been living in Seoul for 3 years already, you haven't quite gotten the hang of going around. Having almost no other connections in the country has also been making it more difficult.
The words were ringing in your ears, the lingering chill that spiked down your spine, as if they were just spoken.
"Y/N I forbid you, I swear you better come back here before you regret it."
Old news you didn’t need to think about, baggage you were still letting go.
It was later in the night, most residents and tourists have retreated into their homes and hotels by now.
However, a good handful of people were still milling about, friends hanging out, adults having late night drinks, or late night shopping. Specifically grocery shopping, which was where you fell in the categories.
The streets were illuminated by golden glows and neon colored signs, advertising hole-in-the-wall restaurants and tourist attractions. Instead, what caught your eye was everyone's fan favorite: the 24 hour convenience store, it indeed deserved that name.
A breeze from outside rushed behind you as you entered the store, your brown hair flew around your face, along with your scarf. You grabbed a basket with one hand as the other is busy trying to tame your airborne hair.
You started down the aisles, picking out the cheapest food items and ingredients you could find. The life of a student.
There was no one else in the store but the cashier, an old man who was busy watching the small TV monitor on the wall and counting money at the register, most likely his earnings from earlier in the day.
You hadn’t gone grocery shopping in a long time, living in a small dorm by yourself didn’t really prompt a lot of needs that needed to be replenished often. Not to mention your lack of eating, sometimes remembering mealtimes was easier said than done.
You filled your basket with the last few snacks that your hands could grabbed before striding towards the register. You politely greeted the cashier, reaching into the pocket of your long coat and pulling out a few coupons and cash, ready to hand them over.
While the old man scanned your items, you noticed all the posters and pictures plastered all over the wall behind him.
Idol groups: boys and girls alike, all very beautiful, a little unreal you might add. Many of them were group photo shoots but some had members individual headshots.
You recognized many groups displayed, from the big-shots like BTS, EXO, and Twice. To upcoming phenomenons like NCT's 18 member super group, just to name a few.
A sad smile curved on your lips, you had a push and pull relationship with idol groups, never quite cemented your opinions on them.
You've never had a issues with the idols themselves, in fact you used to be a huge fan, following so many groups, listening to their music, and even learning their fanchants, the whole shabang. That was the pull towards the appeal. Idols used to be your role models for as long as you could remember.
Repeat that: used to be.
The industry that produced Idols was what killed your appeal. That's the push. When you were younger you had no idea what it took to be in the limelight of the idol industry, of the trainee life.
But who could you blame, a majority of the world never knows that it takes to be successful, you were no different.
Over time, the idea of boys and girls your age being subjected to their looks and physical appearance, whether their voices were deemed alright, and collapsing from over exerting their bodies dancing. It was all too much for you, even as someone on the side lines.
Don't even get yourself started on the negatives of the fans and fandoms. However, the only light to shed on this was that at least Kpop isn’t the only industry that had extremes among those that enjoy it. Western music fans that were toxic over there, were just as extreme too.
You knew that most fans were regular people and just enjoy the music and the bands but sometimes the polarizing few become too much. Maybe it's human nature to have bad apples everywhere.
One incident you remembered a few years ago was the Shinee’s Taemin and APink’s Eaeun situation. A perfect example of the viciousness of fans and their hate and outbursts whenever they saw their idols do something they don't like.
They'd stalk, harass, and belittle anyone that was even in a 10 ft vicinity of the star. Following them around saying disgusting insults, hammering the nails even further. You don't think you’ve ever seen two people in such distress before.
It was such a shame really, for all we know Shinee's makane may have really loved her like he said on the show.
Now years later, the two are left to only avoid each other on stages and music shows when their groups cross paths. Minimizing contact at all cost to protect Eaeun from further harassment for just being around him.
And that wasn't even a scandal, some fans just couldn't stand their oppa being potentially happy with another person.
to be honest that whole section was me being emo after I watched so many videos about it and for all i know none of it was true or real or it was real and they were hurt because of it, either way i don’t feel like deleting it so sorry to anyone annoyed by it lmao
Although idols weren’t on your radar anymore, you would always know of them, it's inevitable. You were living in the time where they were growing the most international.
Music has always been a love of yours and that's all you’ve been focusing on ever since you came to Seoul. That's probably the last connection you had to idols, your love for music, your love for what you do.
The old man finished ringing you up, bagging all of your groceries and handing you the receipt.
"Hold on dear," the elder said, as he crouched down and shuffled with something under the desk.
Restlessly, you tapped your fingers against the counter. Looking around at all the idol merchandise, your eyes were drawn on to the TV monitor.
"N E X T W E E K O N M N E T!"
On the TV screen, many different clips of a few boys wearing dark clothes in a dance studio flashed by. There was a voice over, by an older man, explaining the tasks the trainees had to overcome. It was an idol survival show.
In some flashes they were sitting in a half circle talking intensely, in others they were dancing to choreography as one person sat out giving thorough feedback. However, the last clip showed a lot of the boys individually, either writing lyrics or practicing the lines.
You had barely caught the large strikingly red S and K at the end of the clip before the old man bounced up from searching below, stealing your attention again.
"Aha I found it!"
He brought out a small booklet, as if it was a manual you’d get along with a new speaker you'd buy. A manual it was not. You looked at the cover featuring a subtle sky blue with the Hangul lettering in white.
SCOUTING: COMPANY AUDITION & EMPLOYMENT INFORMATION
"You, young lady, look like these idol kids that are hung up on this wall," he gestured behind him while placing the small book into one of the bags. "We're given these little things all the time by a handful of companies to 'scout for rough potential.’ We only give them out during the day but since you're here so late I figured why not give you one eh?"
You stared oddly at the bags full of your food and now with a book that's basically a catalog of idol company hotlines. Looking back and forth between the wall of posters and the old man's kind smile you felt your cheeks blush at the gesture as you hesitantly smiled back.
"Uhh . . . thank you sir you are very generous," you stiffly bow, thanking him for the bags, still slightly baffled by the idol comment.
Ironic. You still remembered being told the same thing once, but that it’d be the only thing you’d be known for.
How superficial.
To save yourself from further embarrassment you briskly headed for the door. The chilly fall air brushed against your cheek, the bags in your hands slightly swaying due to the quick pace. Walking only a few feet away from the convenience store, you looked down at the bags thinking about what the man said.
Yeah right, become an idol your ass.
Before you could look up you felt your right shoulder collide into another figure, earning a loud yelp from the both of you. You dropped your bags as you stumbled slightly losing your balance while the other person, who you realized was a guy, stumbled on his step too.
The guy reached his hands out and gripped your arms on both sides steadying you. Because of the small tug from his motion, you had accidentally taken a step towards him, slightly closing the space between you guys.
"Are you alright?" a deep voice asked, filled with concern. Shocked, our eyes flickered to meet his. English?
He had ebony brown hair parted on the left side of his face. It was a tad longer than most of the men’s hair you see around but the way it flowed just to his eyebrows perfectly framed his sharp pale face.
He was decked in all black clothing, sneakers and all. He was only maybe 3 or 4 inches taller than you yet his dark hoodie and jeans seemed to make his figure tower over you. His jaw was angular, skin a little paler than yours and lightly dusted across his nose and cheeks were freckles.
bahaha apparently he is 5' 7 rn its okay tho because i’m hella short
"Yeah I am," you mumbled back, stunned by his dark eyes staring down at you.
He grinned at you showing of a white smile. He gently let go of your arms and crouched down to pick up the fallen bags. "I think we're both going to run into something worse than each other someday if we don't pay attention to where we're going."
You quirked up an eyebrow. "You speak English?"
"I don’t know, does it sound like I'm speaking Spanish?" he chuckled at his own joke.
His voice was like the ocean itself. A deep flowing tone, miles under sea level, it was a complete contrast from the pretty face it was coming from.
Your ears seemed to ring listening to his voice. An accent of some sort? It wasn't an American accent like your own, nor was it European, it was distinct. You couldn't really put a finger on it.
"Don't take offense to this but are you a foreigner too?" you questioned.
"Hmm I wonder what gave it away," he flashed you an amused look, carefully handing over the bags full of your groceries. "But yes I am, you?"
"I guess we're both in the foreigners club here," you said looking up at him. "I'm from the States."
"Ahh so I got an American on my hands."
You furrowed your eyebrows at him half amused and half curious.
"And what's that supposed to mean huh?" you shot back. He laughed at your counter, the happy sound echoing through the street.
"I knew you couldn't have been another Aussie," he shoved his hands in his pockets, tilting his head a bit, as if thinking about how he wants to form his next comment. "Your accent made that clear, love."
You couldn’t help but giggle at his words, him following suit. So he's Korean Australian, that's new.
You thought it was only the British that said love.
An electronic ding rings out of the boy's jacket. Quickly pulling his hands out of his pocket with a phone in grip, he opened up the device to view a message he just received.
Sighing, he typed a quick reply to the other person on the other end. You noticed the slight bags under his eyes as his faces was illuminated from the phone. His posture was relaxed but slightly rigid in some movements.
He was clearly exhausted.
When he looked back at you, you took a step back putting some distance between each other, bending down and respectfully bowed to him, greeting him in Korean.
He bowed and greeted you back.
"I'm sorry for bumping into you, I didn't realize it was possible to bump into someone in plain sight," he said, shyly scratching the back of his neck.
You waved him off. "It's okay, I should've been watching where I was going but thank you for helping me."
"It's the least I can do after I sent you spiraling," he replied. He flinched as a few more buzzes went of from his phone, clearly whoever was texting him wasn't willing to wait much longer.
Time to go.
"Looks like my fellow foreigner has to go," You said, tilting your head to the side. "Seems urgent."
"Just my hyungs," he sighed, rubbing his eyes a little. "It was my turn to get snacks for home. Didn't realize I was on a time frame though."
"Lose a bet?"
"Something like that," he said. He held a hand out with the same grin on his face from before. "Well Miss America it was nice bumping into you."
You reached out to shake his hand.
His big hand I'm sorry I snorted writing this haha was warm, delicately holding onto your smaller one, they seemed to tingle at the touch. "I could say the same thing too, Aussie."
You let go of each other hands and exchange a small bow again. The brown haired boy started a step towards the convenience store until he paused and turned back to look at you. He seemed to be debating if it was worth to ask you something.
"Are you busy tomorrow?" He asked.
"Haven't even known each other for an hour," you jokingly raised an eyebrow at him. "Straight forward I see."
He laughed while taking off his beanie, running his fingers through his hair a little. He played the edges of his sweatshirt looking a way a bit, fidgeting.
"Well if you aren't doing anything tomorrow night you should come to Sinchon. I heard there's a lot of busking in the streets since it'll be Friday," he rushed.
"And you want me to come watch with you?" you pressed back. It was an interesting hang out choice for sure, but he's sparked your curiosity. You wanted to mess with him a little longer. "How will I find you? Doesn't seem safe to just give my phone number to a stranger I met on the street. I mean come on we haven't even exchanged names."
His face perked up. Clearly surprised that you were playing along with him. "It's Felix, Lee Felix. And what does my favorite foreigner call themselves?
"Ha ha ha you think you're so witty don't you? I'm Min y/n."
His eyes glistened under the city lights, you felt your heart pound faster at the way his face changed into content after learning your name. "So what do you say miss y/n? Care to join a night of fun with your favorite foreigner?"
"Hmm, maybe you'll see me there," you joked sarcastically. "How am I supposed to turn down the offer of a lifetime?"
You weren’t lying to be honest, even though the idea of watching some buskers was interesting, you weren’t completely sure if you could go. You had a long schedule for tomorrow but you didn't have the heart to ruin his excitement.
Felix's hand shot down back into his pocket to fish out his phone again before handing it to you looking away quickly, avoiding your eyes.
"Maybe you'll feel better if we had a way to let each other know when we'll be there," he mumbled, his cheeks tinting a bit pink.
"Is that how you're going to ask for my number?"
"If it's working then yes."
Laughing at his honestly you gingerly took the phone out of his hands and put in your number. His fingers lightly brushed against your own causing tingles to travel up your hands.
Ignoring the flutters in your stomach, you frantically typed in your info, becoming very embarrassed every time you made a typo. Feeling a heavy gaze watching you, you had barely missed the small comment that slipped out of his lips.
"Cute," he muttered under his breath.
You felt like digging yourself in a hole while you waited for him to put in his own number on your phone, openly spamming in some middle school emoji choices for the heck of it.
His cheeks raised up as a smile lit up on his face. "Can't wait to see you there!" You nodded happily at him trying to calm the nerves that were spreading through your body.
What kind of trouble were you getting yourself into?
You urged him to finally head towards the store, it was like you could hear more message alerts already coming of his phone from a mile away. Waving goodbye as we walked away from each other, you couldn't help but feel the excitement building up already inside. You haven't had a light hearted conversation like this in a long time.
You closed your eyes seeing the painted image of his dark eyes looking down at you, hearing his deep voice that hilariously did not match his face.
His voice.
You whipped around from where you were, only a few feet further from the store and where you just spoke. You spotted the same boy right in front of the store, just about to push the door in.
"Hey Aussie!"
Your shout echoed through the empty dark street. The sky was clear and the moon was out, a perfect chilly day in November.
He turned to your direction surprised at your call. Doing the same head tilt like before, he was about to reply until you beat him to it.
"I like your accent."
His eyes twinkled a bit as he smirked back, amused.
"I like yours too."
#stray kids#felix#lee felix#stray kids felix#fluff#kpop#humor#sorry for the rant#bad grammar#junior year sucks#one shot#idol#kpop idol
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Instagram Famous! Bae Jinyoung
happy 100+ followers!! in celebration, i’m here bringing you some instagram famous! baejin!
baejin never even thought about having 200k followers when he first opened his account
it just happened
he woke up to 739203 notifications after posting a selfie lol
posts once a blue moon
but people still follow him juST IN CASE HE POSTS A SELFIE SOON!!
“oh bae jinyoung uploaded something do yoU SEE HIS FACE I CAN’T BELIEVE HE EXISTS SCREECHES”
everyone highkey thinks he’s an ulzzang because have you seen his visuals??? 10000/10
( Ulzzang translates to "best face" or "good looking" in Korean. This slang is often used by netizens, contests including girls competing for the title of "ulzzang". However, even if this is true, Ulzzang has developed into a subculture/style, rather than a competition/contest event. thanks google ily)
most of his feed is filled with adventures of him and daehwi
it’s adorable fobalbfedos hnng
gets flustered whenever someone compliments him ugh baejin is so soft i love
to the world he seems like a quiet dude who stepped out of a comic book
but to his classmates, friends and family, he’s just a normal neighborhood boy
his classmates were so hyped about his follower count in the first week but now they’re all chill asf about it
if some fan comes looking for jinyoung they’re all like,
“a fan of bae jinyoung? he’s in the toliet pissing rn lol you can wait for him if you want”
you followed baejin on accident one day lmao
you were preparing to move to a better house in a better area
while shoving everything into boxes, you were dyING
WHO KNEW YOU HAD SO MUCH UNIMPORTANT SHIT
deciding to take breather, you flopped down onto your bed and starting going through instagram
you know the thing
is
is it called discover ? ?? ?
the magnifying glass thing
oh it’s called the explore page
i don’t go on instagram a lot wheezes thanks once again google
moviNG ON FROM MY LACK OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT INSTAGRAM
you were scrolling through that for some unknown reason
and you stumble across a picture of a p u p p e r !!!
guess who posted it!!!
that’s right!! baejin did!!
it wasn’t his dog but it was daehwi’s so it might as well be his tbh
you left a like
and it was then that your mother decided that it was the perfect time to check on you
“y/n!! how are you going-”
YOU SCRAMBLE OUT OF BED TO PRETEND TO BE DOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE
BUT YOUR MOM CATCHES YOU IN THE ACT LMAO
YOUR FINGER ALSO SLIPS AND PRESSES THE FOLLOW BUTTON
AND YOU DON’T NOTICE
until a few days later when baejin follows you back
you’re like
???
because why is an ulzzang or smt following you
so you go on his profile to do some snooping
and uh yoU’RE FOLLOWING HIM????
BUT WHY DID HE FOLLOW YOU BACK
YOUR ACCOUNT WAS JUST FULL OF YOUR COUSIN’S PUPPER
HM
ALL THESE QUESTIONS
so you did what everyone would do
ask google
jk that’s just me
you shoot him a dm asking if you knew him
jinyoung just simply replied,
“nope”
????????????
baejin doesn’t follow back unless you’re a celebrity he likes or his classmate
but yOU POST PUPPY PICTURES SO
HE SWEARS HIS FINGER PRESSED THE FOLLOW BUTTON BY ITSELF
basically baejin’s only there for the dog posts
“i just like your dog”
you don’t really ask him more
he seemed intimidating and didn’t seem like he wanted to talk to you,,,,
HIS CURT REPLY WASN’T MEANT TO MAKE YOU THINK THAT WAY SUFOBSB
you moved house right
so your parents were like
“y/n go take these cookies over to the neighbors, we’re gonna be busy all day with adult stuff”
”aiight”
the house on your left belonged to a cute elderly couple
the moment they saw you they started cooing over you
the house on your right belonged to a small family
“oh! you look like you’re around the same age as my son!!! he’s out with friends right now but come by anytime soon! we’d love to introduce you to him!”
thIS ISN’T NEIGHBOR! JINYOUNG I SWEAR
so you return home in glory
from surviving awkward neighbor conversations
your mom calls you over because youR NEW SCHOOL UNIFORM ARRIVED!!!
SCREAMS
NOT BECAUSE OF NEW UNIFORM
BECAUSE OF NEW SCHOOL
AM I REALLY WRITING A CLICHE?
YES
this is like some kind of twilight rip off or smt lmao
come monday
you were a nervous wreck
lord knows if your peers would accept you
you woke up super early
more like you didn’t sleep but ok
you bid your sleepy parents farewell and shuffled your way to school lol
you greeted the front desk and they took you to the teacher’s office
where you dealt with 429794 papers
and made sure fOR THE 5000000TH TIME THAT YES THAT’S YOUR HOME NUMBER AND YES THAT’S YOUR DAD’S NAME
it took a while but eventually the bell rings and you follow your homeroom teacher to your brand new classroom!
the teacher goes in to make them shut up first lol
“good morning kids”
ignoredt™
“i sAID GOOD MORNING”
achievement get!!! get the attention of your class!!
“we have a new student today!! please welcome y/n to the family!”
SWEATS BUCKETS
THIS IS WHEN YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO GO IN
WIPES SWEATY PALMS
SHUFFLES IN
“hi i’m y/n”
AWKWARD SMILE
“oh cuTE!!!!”
“HEY WANNA JOIN THE KNITTING CLUB???”
“NOBODY’S INTERESTED IN YOUR KNITTING CLUB DAEHWI”
:c
“ok y/n you can sit next to daehwi over there. you know, the one that said something about the knitting club”
and then she leaves
responsibility at it’s finest am i right
so you slide over to the boy
and plop down beside him
“hi! i’m lee daehwi!!”
but then a dude who looks really familiar to you for some reason drags him away
you can’t pinpoint where you’ve seen him before
weird 👀👀👀👀
the school day goes on with daehwi making small conversations with you during classes
you found a good group of people who shared the same interests and you fitted in perfectly
there was no point in worrying you worrywart
looking at you making friends so easily :’)
everything went off without a hitch
at the end of the school day, you waved to your new friends and started the walk home
stopping by a convenience store for a snack on the way though
there you see your seatmate, daehwi with that familiar boy
taking a selfie with the ice cream they’ve just bought
awks
JUST WALK BY Y/N
PRETEND YOU CAN’T SEE THEM
you make quick work of the store and buy ur snack in 0.2 seconds
but uh
the two boys were right smack dab in front of you
it seEMED LIKE YOU WERE FOLLOWING THEM
IT WASN’T YOUR FAULT THAT YOU LIVED IN THIS DIRECTION
you were lowkey hoping at every corner that they’d turn and stop making you seem like a creep
you started nearing your house and you were lowkey relieved
but
daehwi and other dude turn to you and ask,
“WHY ARE YOU FOLLOWING US”
shiT WHAT THE FUCK
“I LIVE IN THIS DIRECTION MATE”
“UH-HUH THAT’S WHAT THEY ALL SAY”
“I SWEAR I LIVE RIGHT THERE-”
“ARE YOU JINYOUNG’S FAN OR SOMETHING OH MY GOD”
WHY DOES THE NAME SEEM SO FAMILIAR HM
“oh daehwi you’re home? with jinyoung too!”
I TOLD YOU THIS WASN’T NEIGHBOR! JINYOUNG
THIS IS NEIGHBOR! DAEHWI LOL
“ah! y/n! you’re going to the same school? well, i guess that’s perfect then! daehwi’s my son i mentioned the other day! daehwi, meet y/n, the neighbor i told you about”
oh
awk x2
this might as well be a daehwi scenario fuck i need to add more baejin
“h i”
avoids eye contact
“uh, you know what i think i hear my mom calling haha sorry i’ll see you next time mrs lee!!”
DARTS INSIDE
what you didn’t notice was that while you and daehwi were avoiding eye contact
jinyoung’s eyes were fixed on you
yOU SEEM FAMILIAR HM I WONDER 👀👀👀👀
you didn’t even have time to get changed
but your mom was like
“y/N YOUR HOME!! GOOD. GO HANG UP THE LAUNDRY PLEASE”
???????
you wanted nothing more but to wallow in a corner of shame and awkwardness
but it’s your mom we’re talking about
so you obey
as you hang up your laundry
you get a glance of the lee family’s dog!!
you immediately went,
screw the laundry
go pet the puppy
but when you pet the pupper through the crack in the fence
you can’t help but notice how much he resembles that one dog you’ve seem on instagram
but it can’t be right???
the world can’t be that small-
“y/N STOP PETTING THE NEIGHBOR’S DOG AND HANG THE DANM LAUNDRY”
pouts aggressively
while hanging up your laundry, you could hear laughs from the lee household
they kinda sounded like they were dying
but you know better
finishing the laundry, you head back in, swiping open your phone
oh look your new classmate tagged you in a photo welcoming you oh that’s cute
hm, bae jinyoung that ulzzang or whatever posted oH IT’S A PHOTO OF DAEHWI AND HIM WITH ICE CREAM
BITCJ
NO WONDER THE DUDE LOOKED FAMILIAR
SMACKS HEAD
THE DUDE WITH 200K FOLLOWERS GOES TO THE SAME SCHOOL AS YOU????
WHY IS THE WORLD SO SMALL??
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
and you’re wondering why baejin and daehwi were laughing like hyenas right
well
baejin went straight onto instagram becAUSE WAIT YOU LOOK THAT THE ONE PERSON WITH THE 10/10 DOGGO
and wow it indeed was you
daehwi was like
dude what you looking at???? i’m right here??? PAY ATTENTION TO ME PLS
baejin tells daehwi the story
and daehwi snorts
and the two start laughing like the dumb people they are
daehwi grabs baejin’s phone as he excuses himself to the toilet
for the second time in this fic lol
and shoots you a dm
'hey there ;) wanna hang sometime’
baejin returns a moment too late
the deed has been done
he FIGHTS lee daehwi for his phone back
‘sorry that was my friend’
‘no it wasn’t ;) i just wanna hang with you ;;;;)’
but uh
you could see the two fighting from your bedroom window
and it makes it even more amusing to know that they’re doing stupid shit
smiling, you reply,
'sure lol why not i’ll head over now’
because baejin didn’t seem like the intimidating person you thought he was before
and while you look around for a jacket to keep you warm
a high pitched scream comes in through your window
you snapped your head towards it
and make eye contact with jinyoung
who’s on his back with daehwi lying over his stomach
man that fight was intense
but that’s not the point
you send him a small smile and wave
he cracks a small smile back
and as soon as you disappear from your window
jinyoung starts hitting daehwi because whAT HAS HE DONE
LEE DAEHWI WINGMAN OF THE YEAR
you get interrogated by your parents but you successfully head out
and get welcomed by a huffing jinyoung
he fought daehwi to open the door lm a o
“hey!”
“h-hey”
“oh! y/n! i wondered who it was!! welcome, welcome”
mrs lee ushered you in and fussed over your light clothes
“ooooooo baejin has a crush”
“no daehwi i don’t-”
“then why’d you fight me for the door hm?”
shit man
knitting boy was right
whY’D HE DO THAT????
FOR A PERSON HE DOESN’T KNOW NONETHELESS
daehwi skips up to you and drags you up to his humble room
jinyoung following seconds after
bUT
AS SOON AS YOU ALL GET SETTLED IN HIS ROOM
DAEHWI EXCUSES HIMSELF TO THE BATHROOM
WHILE SENDING A SLY GRIN TOWARDS JINYOUNG
THAT SNEK
so you two just sit there facing each other
jinyoung avoiding all eye contact
and you just grinning
baejin opened his mouth to apologize for daehwi’s actions
but you spoke first
“if you wanted to hang so badly you could’ve said so yourself!! you didn’t have to get someone else to do it!!”
HE FLUSHES
“n-nO IT’S NOT LIKE THAT I-”
man teasing baejin would be adorable osodsb
“i’m joking, i saw everything through my window”
IUSVDBAIUBUWEO
BAEJIN IS NOW DEAD
YOU SAW HIM FIGHT DAEHWI FOR THE PHONE
HOW EMBARRASSING
you were melting inside
hOW CAN A HUMAN BE SO ADORABLE
daehwi returns from the bathroom a few moments later and starts chatting with you two
hE BASICALLY HAD TO START THE CONVOS BECAUSE BAEJIN’S EMBARRASSED AND YOU’RE JUST AWKWARD
the three of you end up getting closer
“wait the dog on your insta is daehwi’s dog??? i can’t believe you lied to me”
“????the dog on your insta isn’t yours either don’t act like you’re better”
and by the time your mom shot you a text telling you to come home for dinner and baejin had to go catch the last bus home, you three were the golden trio™ already
the next day at school, you were heading towards your cute gang of friends bUT
YOU WERE KIDNAPPED BY BAEHWI
THEY LITERALLY DRAGGED YOU AWAY
“YOU’RE HANGING WITH U S WE ARE YOUR NEW BEST FRIENDS”
??????????????????????????OK??????
whenever you hung out with the three, your eyes would keep going to jinyoung and sticking to him
you couldn’t help it
you blame his visuals
oh stop y/n u tsun
and jinyoung felt his heart swelling up whenever you smiled
yOU’RE BOTH SO CUTE
DAEHWI CAN TELL THAT Y’ALL CRUSHING ON EACH OTHER
you made your debut on baejin’s instagram a few weeks later
he posted a selfie of you himself
he was looking flawless but you were mid bite into your lunch lol
then came the wave of comments asking if you guys were dating
baEJIN IS FLUSTERED
HE DELETES THE PIC
but you realize and shoot him a text
‘why’d you delete my debut on your 200k insta :’<’
‘people were asking if we were dating’
‘oh. i quite liked it’
OVEUOWBOV?????AOFBOW
‘you mean the photo????’
THE BOY DOESN’T WANT TO MISUNDERSTAND OK
‘of course not lol i look like a mess. i meant the comments of us being together’
Y/N YOU SMOOTH CRIMINAL
BAEJIN IS OFFICIALLY DYING HELP THE BOY
‘is this a confession?’
lOOK HIS TEXT MAY SEEM CHILL BUT HE IS FAR AWAY FROM CHILL
‘if you like me back,,,, if you don’t like me that way then lets ignore this’
‘nO I DO LIKE YOU’
‘oH!!!!’
YOU DIDN’T EXPECT THIS
‘THEN, UH, ARE WE TOGETHER???’
‘NOT OVER TEXT BAE JINYOUNG.’
?????
baejin’s confuzzled
but the next school day comes
and jinyoung’s lowkey nervous for some reason
bUT THE SECOND HE WALKS THROUGH THE GATES
YOU PUSH EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY AND HUG HIM
“/now/ we’re together”
EVERYONE’S LIKE
“OOOOOOOOOOOO DID YOU HEAR THAT???? THEY’RE TOGETHER”
DAEHWI IN LEAD
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU GET TO DATE AN ACTUAL ANGEL
his followers better be ready for cute pictures of you taking over his account
baejin would 1000000% have a pupper later on in life fight me on this
siGH INSTAGRAM FAMOUS! JINYOUNG??? MORE LIKE HIGHSCHOOLER! JINYOUNG WHY AM I LIKE THIS
i hope y’all enjoyed it though aaaaaa if i don’t seem as sarcastic or dumb as usual it’s because i’ve just finished my exams and i’m tired asf also is this really 2.5k WORDS??? I CANT- IT’S A WHOLE 1000+ WORDS MORE THAN POLICE OFFICER MINHYUN
also am i publishing this when mama’s happening i- apparently jihoon’s in a choker omfg- soMEONE HOLD ME
#wanna one#bae jinyoung#produce 101#instagram famous! au#broduce 101#wanna one scenarios#kpop#kpop scenarios#c9#c9 bae jinyoung#bae jinyoung scenarios#wanna one imagines#wanna one aus#bae jinyoung imagines#bae jinyoung au
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Relentless | Calum Hood Series Pt.11
Part E L E V E N
Request: Being the cousin of Ashton Irwin was exciting, especially when invited to their tour to hang out with his best friends. You found yourself becoming fond of Calum Hood, who finds you annoying from your constant appearance. But what would happen if you stopped giving him that attention?
Word Count: 3k+
A/N: im back, hello! im so, so, so sorry for the slowness of these parts! school is crushing me rn and my recent break up is no help. but, i decided to let you guys in on a little personal side of me: im implementing some of my lyrics into this part (i write music a bit, too), so i really hope you like it!
Parts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. [DONE]
I M A G I N E
At the airport, 6:23 A.M.
At 11:11 P.M., Calum tweeted a photo of you and him kissing with the caption, “made a wish, got a wish.”
It seemed like such a small detail from the big night you had, but it meant so much to you. Especially how Calum kept the two of you fairly sober so no risks would have happened there. The worry over you was insane with him as he rarely let you out of his sight. It was warm and endearing, you admit.
And now here you were, sat tiredly at the asscrack of dawn, awaiting for your plane to be ready. Ashton was off with Michael and Luke to buy a lot of food to avoid the disgusting airplane food. So you and Calum were waiting by your flight entrance with you on his lap.
“I am so sleepy,” you admit with a yawn. Calum watched as you widened your mouth and let out your breath. He smiled when you crinkled your nose and dabbed at the ends of your eyes for tears.
“You’re so beautiful, did you know that?” Calum asked sweetly, giving you a cheeky smile. You blushed, pulling Calum a bit closer so you can bury your shy face into the crook of his neck. “Are you blushing, baby?”
“Yes.” You spoke against his neck.
“Aw, c’mon, it’s okay!” Calum cooed, gently trying to push you off but you were too set on clinging onto him. He even tried softly jabbing into your sides but you refused to let him win. You giggled against his neck, having him tense a bit before wrapped his arms around your again. “F-fuck...”
“Hm?” You hummed into his neck, wondering why he had cursed in your ear.
“My neck...” Calum growled, having you pull away as you stared at the Maori boy with awe.
“Are you... sensitive there, Calum?” You pondered quietly at him. He looked away sheepishly, his cheeks flaring a light hue of pink. His almond eyes darted distantly down to the carpets floor, having you smile at his embarrassment.
“I’m only sensitive there because you’re the one touching it,” Calum answered sternly. He held a bit of a pout while still looking away from you. You smiled even more at how his sensitivity was only accessible by you. Feeling a little confident boost, you cup his cheeks with your cool hands and force him to face you.
“You’re cute, did you know that?” You whispered, pressing your lips against his puckered ones. Pulling back, you watch as he once again looked away as blood surged to his cheeks.
“I don’t like how much I like you,” Calum grumbled. “It’s so annoying.” You giggled again, bringing your hands up to his hair to give it a bit of a ruffle. Calum stubbornly submitted to this as he held your waist to ensure your safety.
“Yeah, yeah,” you said with an eye roll. You poked his nose, having him crinkle it to make you laugh. You’ve never felt so adored in your life until this moment. You leaned in to kiss the Maori boy, only to be interrupted by someone calling his name.
“Oh my gosh, it’s Calum!” An Irish girl cheered, having you quickly retrieve yourself from Calum’s lap to allow him to interact with the fans. But you knew they had already taken pictures, having you flush as the crowd of girls surrounded Calum.
“Omg Calum, can we have a photo?”
“Please sign my arm!”
“I am so in love with you!”
They bombarded Calum with all this praise. It made you smile to see him overwhelmed with emotion when people recognized him as their idol. They loved Calum, and that made you happy. All he really lives off of is the boys, the fans, and you.
“Calum, can you play us a little tune please?” One of the girls chirped, having all the girls shriek in agreement as Calum chuckled. He nodded, waving them to quiet down as he beckoned for you.
“Baby, can you hand me the..?” Calum pointed at the guitar case nearby. For some reason, Luke, Michael, and Calum believed that they should leave their guitars out because they don’t believe it’ll be safe in the cargo of the plane.
“Of course.” As you went and got the large instrument for Calum, the fans were screaming about how Calum called you baby and tried to bombard you with questions. But Calum didn’t allow it.
“Please, girls, might we settle down?” Calum asked kindly. “Y/N is very tired right now, I don’t think she can answer questions with such little energy.” The girls nodded and understood, still giving you sly smiles from Calum addressing you. You blushed, sitting a bit far from them to watch at that distance.
“Can you play Amnesia please?” One of the girls requested, having them all swim at the idea. Calum chuckled, trying to settle the girls down again as he began tuning the guitar.
“Actually, I have this song that I’m writing,” Calum began quietly, meeting your gaze instantly. You didn’t know he was writing a song. Although you haven’t exactly seen him write in his song book, you’ve been around him enough to say that he wouldn’t have time to write down anything.
Or would he?
“I wanna hear it!” The girls encouraged in sync as they readied their phones to take videos. As they did, Calum looked over at you and smiled. He beckoned you over, having you blush as you walked over to the crowd. The girls watched and moved over to let you sit on the seat right beside Calum.
“M’sorry, I can’t play it without her literally right next to me,” Calum says, having the girls “aw” as you just continued to flush. Calum rubbed against the strings a bit. “This one is about Y/N.”
“C-Calum...” You whispered, watching in awe as he began strumming a consistent beat. Down, down up, down up down, down up. You followed the way he strummed, seeing how he closed his eyes to get into the song.
“’Cause I’m so in love with everything you do,” Calum sang, strumming subconsciously as he opened his eyes to look at you. He sent you an air kiss before continuing his song. “When I think about you, everyday, your voice comes ringing through.”
“’Cause I will love you more than you will ever know...” Calum sang, slowing down his strumming to stop the song completely. “...That’s all I’ve got,” Calum admits sheepishly. But the girls were all for it, clapping hysterically as they screamed and shouted how amazing the song was.
“Y/N, did you like it?” One girl asked, getting all the attention all of the sudden. You blushed, looking into Calum’s hopeful eyes while you bit your bottom lip.
“I loved it, actually,” you muttered quietly. “I feel so honored that it’s about me...” Calum quickly cupped your cheeks into his hands and pulled you in for a sweet kiss. He was gentle, of course, and quickly detached as the girls began to swoon.
“Alright ladies, show’s over!” Ashton called out, having everybody turn to see the rest of the band stood with bags of goodies. The girls furthered their fangirl and rushed to the rest of the band eagerly. “Calum, fucks sake, you were showing off without us.”
“Hey man, they asked for a tune so I gave ‘em a tune,” Calum said, sticking his middle finger briefly in the air before taking off the guitar to put it away. You watch him put it in, close the case, and begin carrying it. “We’ve got to go anyways. It was nice to meet you ladies!”
“You too, Calum!” The girls called out. “And you as well, Y/N! You’re really beautiful!”
“Thank you!” You called out to the girl, holding your cheeks to hide the blush that was surging into your cheeks. You walked with the boys to the boarding dock to get on the plane, still in shock to receive such a sweet compliment. Especially since you were the girlfriend of their idol.
“Where are we off to now, boys?” You asked softly, putting your arms down as you looked over at the boys. Michael was eating a bag of some Irish cheetos as he made Ashton carry his guitar. Luke had his hands shoved in his pockets as Calum offered his hand back to you.
“We’re going to Japan!” Michael cheered with his mouth full. “We’re gonna see the rest of our boys!” Michael ended up dropping a few chips from shooting his arms up in the air.
“The rest...?” You asked in playful fear. “There’s more of you?”
“We’re gonna go see our mates, One OK Rock,” Ashton said with a smile. “They’re really cool, you’re gonna love them!”
Tokyo, Japan, 20:53 P.M.
Min'na saikō arigatō, K-k-k-kawaii, k-k-k-kawaii!
All you could hear was that Hello Kitty song by Avril Lavigne right when you stepped off the plane. It got stuck in your head as you and the boys were being guided by the guards. As you guys got deeper into the airport, you noticed silver fencing that was keeping the Japanese fans from pouncing the boys.
There were several cosplayers, cheering the boys’ names as they complimented them in Japanese. Michael flipped out at a girl wearing a Pikachu onesie while Calum was taking photos with several girls dressed up as him. Ashton and Luke were signing a lot of plushies from animes they likely didn’t recognize. You watched them, smiling at how excited they were. But then, you suddenly heard your name from a distance.
“Y/N-Chan!” Several boys and girls called out to you, waving photos with pens as they beckoned you over. You hesitantly walked over, having them insist that you sign their photos. When you noticed they were photos of you and Calum, you couldn’t help but blush insanely.
“Y/N-Chan, can I have a picture with you?” One of the boys asked, their face full of pure innocence as they smiled at you.
“Of course,” you reply shyly, watching as the boy excitedly began fishing for his phone. Whipping it out, he sheepishly put his arm over your shoulder to grab you close. You took 2 photos with him and detached to see his happy reaction to them.
“Can I have a photo with you kissing my cheek, please?” You obliged, standing there while your lips were against his cheek, awaiting for the flash to go off. “N-now can I kiss your cheek?” Once again, you nodded, taking his phone to take the selfie for him. Click! You handed the phone back, seeing the boy become breathless like he was prepared to pass out.
“We want to kiss you, too, Y/N!” A few other fans whined, having you blush while unsure who to take selfies with first. But before you knew it, the fans screamed louder at you, only for you to turn around to find Calum behind you.
“The only person giving her kisses is moi.” With that, Calum was quick to pull your body against his and smash his lips on yours. His jealousy was something else, honestly. His warm tongue dance with yours, helping himself to your sweet flavor as he held you close. The fans screamed nearby, but Calum made the world go silent for you.
“Calum, can you not shove your tongue down my cousin’s throat in front of me?” Ashton quickly interrupt the two of you. Calum pulled away and scowled at your cousin.
“You weren’t looking when I was shoving it deep in there,” Calum scoffed. “So it’s your fault for turning to look.” Luke pushed his head back and began cracking up in the distance as Michael was being offered some pocky.
“It’s your fault for getting deep in something that isn’t my--” Ashton began, but you definitely didn’t let him finish.
“Ash, no!” You scolded him, having the two boys crack up as you sighed in annoyance. “I swear, I hate Cashton.”
“Most of our fans would very much say the opposite,” Ashton said as he grabbed Calum’s hand and began walking out of the airport. You shook your head, Michael and Luke joining your sides as they began talking about tonight’s concert with One OK Rock opening for them.
“Wait, you’re supposed to perform in 30 minutes?” You screeched at the boys, having them cower in playful fear as you all entered the designated car for you guys to head to the Tokyo Dome.
Tokyo Dome, 21:20 P.M.
“You guys are so fucking ballsy.” You were completely fumed at how audacious they were. They were supposed to wake up much earlier to get here at a reasonable time. The concert should be in at least 2 hours so they’d have time to be ready. “What if the plane had a delay or something? My gosh!”
“Y/N, it’s no biggie!” Michael insisted as he slipped on his ear piece. “We’re obviously here, with like, 10 minutes to spare.”
“Yeah, and we know we’re trash, so it’ll be great!” Luke encouraged, getting a high five and laugh from Michael. Ashton joined them, speaking to them about the set while you and Calum were stood aside to talk.
“You boys stress me out,” you muttered angrily. Calum chuckled at how adorable you are when frustrated. You kept at your pout, having Calum quickly grabbing your face like he always does. “Are you serious?”
“Quite,” Calum said with a smirk before placing his lips on yours. It was always so electrifying, Calum’s kisses. You felt the love in every single one, whether they be immensely intimate or a small peck. You knew that Calum absolutely couldn’t resist those lips of yours and always stole a chance to give you a kiss.
“Calum, I will personally kill you if you keep doing that shit when I’m still in the room!” Ashton called out, having Calum pull away to turn and receive a rant from Ashton. “You gotta have some fucking self-control, mate, because even though I totally support you guys, I still get disturbed that you’re mouth fucking my little cousin, like that still isn’t something I’m used to and I likely won’t get used to it until a few years if you guys ever get married or something and--”
“Please stop.” Ashton was suddenly muted by a stick of pocky being abruptly stuck in his mouth. Michael held the pocky, breaking off half to eat the good side of it. By the looks of it, it was matcha flavored.
“Michael--!”
“Oh hey, their set is finishing,” Luke began, interrupting Ashton as he quietly chewed on his pocky. You look over at the stage to see the band that the boys kept mentioning. One OK Rock. They looked like beasts, owning that stage as if it was the last performance they’ll ever do. You wished you understood the Japanese part of their songs because you loved their beats and how passionate they sung.
“Arigatō, Japan! Goodnight!” The main singer closed for them, watching as the other three came off the stage and entered back stage. The workers quickly jumped on the stage to change the setting and fix up the drumming area for Ashton. As they did, the 8 boys began to greet each other. 4 sweaty boys with 4 other boys who will be sweaty in due time. But you watch as Calum peeled away from them to grab you aside.
“Are you okay?” You asked softly, looking at his brown eyes disappear with the enlarging of his pupils. Calum quickly puts his bass behind him before putting his hands in front of you. Flattened, you notice how much they were shaking. “Why are you shaking?”
“I’m nervous,” Calum admits. “I’ve been doing this for a few years, but I still can’t get over this weird stage fright. Especially now that... you’re watching me.”
“But I watched you back in Dublin!” You exclaimed, pressing your index finger into your cheek in wonder.
“That was different.” Calum quickly grabs your hands and allows them to join you in its shakiness. It frightened you how quickly they vibrated around your hands. “Now you’ll see me with our hearts connected. You’ll see me in a different light.”
“Shouldn’t that put you at ease, then?” You cooed.
“You make me nervous.” Your heart stopped at his words. You made the Calum Hood nervous? You didn’t think that was possible, considering how much composure he can keep. “I want to impress you so I can get off stage and receive a big hug and a lot of kisses and a ‘good job’ from your beautiful voice. I want to hear that amazing giggle when you see my cheeks flare red. I want you to cup my face and tell me how proud you were of me.”
Instantly, you grabbed him down and into a hug.
“Stupid, I’m gonna do all that even if you do a bad job,” you whispered in his ear. “Don’t think you’ll disappoint because you’re too amazing to do that. Plus, all those people out there are here for you. So don’t worry about messing up because I’ll still be standing here with open arms.”
“Fuck!” Calum’s fingers curled around your shirt passionately, clenching his fingers into a fist as he held you. “I’m never gonna settle for anything but the best. For you, always. I’ll be at my best today and for every day after that.”
“I’ve already seen your best,” you cooed into his ear. “All I see you do is be amazing. So don’t be nervous and just have fun out there, okay? I’ll be watching you and cheering you on. Don’t stop doin’ whatcha doing.”
“I love you so much...” Calum whispered in your ear, burying his face in the crook of your neck as you continued to hold him.
“I love you, too, bug,” you murmured into his ear.
“Hood, if I have to warn you one more time--” Ashton screeched from behind Calum.
“Fuck off, Irwin, we’re having a moment!” Calum hisses, having you giggle as Calum goes over to yell at Ashton.
guys im so so sosoososososo sorry i died! i rlly am not proud of this part, but here it is anyways! the next part is definitely going to be great, i already have it planned out. for now, please tell me whatcha think here, and thank you all for the support as recently, i haven’t been doing so well. so thanks so much !! xx
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Best Bachelorette Recap You’ll Ever Read: Week 9
Hello! And welcome back to another very exciting episode of The Bachelorette. I’m calling this episode “very exciting” because this is the episode where Becca will either bring shame upon her family take someone to the fantasy suite or be so repulsed by someone that she sends him home early. Riveting stuff!
The episode begins, and we’re immediately treated to footage of a slow moving car crash the journey so far. Becca starts talking about all the men she has left and I’m realizing that she traveled halfway around the world to bang three guys she could have easily swiped right on drunk at a happy hour in Minnesota. Like, none of these guys warrant a romantic trip to Thailand. There’s more personality in a stock photo shoot then what’s happening on my screen rn.
Seriously, which is which I CANNOT TELL!!
Blake’s One-On-One
Blake gets the first one-on-one date and I already know this will end with him crying after sex. He’s got the face for it. I can feel it with every fiber of my being.
Becca kicks things off by forcing Blake to hike with her through a sacred temple grounds. She’s like, “this will be really fun because we won’t be allowed to touch each other at all!” Tbh that’s sounds like my perfect date so I approve of this.
Oh OF COURSE they run into two wise monks who proceed to lecture them on the secret to a happy life. Somehow I’m thinking that secret doesn’t involve dating 30 men on national television and hoping for the best?
BLAKE: They’re so wise, you know? ALSO BLAKE:
Okay, so I know I’ve been going easy on Becca’s outfits these last few weeks and that’s because I’m genuinely worried Cary Fetman added an entry about me in his personal burn book, but I can’t hold back any longer. BECCA, WHAT IN GOD’S NAME ARE YOU WEARING?! It looks like she bought that dress at the airport gift shop, and I’m horrified. This is fantasy suite night and you came dressed for the occasion in a Wet Seal beach cover-up? What is wrong with you???
They start talking about their past relationships, and Blake is trying wayyy too hard to downplay his mental breakdown after his last girlfriend.
BLAKE: It was very hard time for me and my mother definitely did not have to hold me through the night for the next 3-6 months. ME:
Godddd Blake is so needy. He’s like “I can’t ignore the fact that you’re dating other people” and it’s like, you have seen this show before, yes?
Blake and Becca head to the fantasy suite which looks weirdly like the best Marriott in Thailand. Seriously, ABC what’s happening with your budget these days? Thailand is crazy cheap and instead of living like kings for the night they’re living like two people on a mediocre business trip whose points landed them a free room.
Becca keeps looking at Blake like he is going to rock her world considers gently cradling her face as foreplay. Good luck with that, girl!
Cut to the morning after and the camera pans to Becca’s 99 cent dress on the floor. As if I needed a graphic reminder about what went down in that room last night: some very heavy breathing and Blake prematurely ejaculating after accidentally brushing Becca’s thigh. Please.
Lololol Blake is acting like every girl who got drunk off of too much rosé and is trying to define the relationship as the guy she’s seeing starts putting on his pants and calling an Uber.
BECCA: That was a amazing. BLAKE: So, like, what are we tho?
Wait. Blake is me. I am Blake.
Jason’s One-On-One Date
Moving on to Jason’s one-on-one. Jason looks far too comfortable in Thailand. Like, he’s definitely made a pact before that what happens in Thailand stays in Thailand on a business trip. Ya feel me?
That smirk says it all.
Also, did Becca get her period on this date? Why is she wearing that towel around her waist? Because I know for goddamn sure it’s not for fashion purposes.
I can show you the world…#chiangmai #thailand 🌹
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Okay, WHY is everything about food with Jason? First with the wing eating contest and now these crickets? It’s like he wants Becca to have violent diarrhea after every date.
Becca makes a p vague comment about her and Jason’s future together and then immediately freaks out over said comment. I’ve never related to Becca more than in this moment. She’s like “I don’t know what’s wrong with me but I don’t see a future with this person I met four weeks ago!!” Yes, Becca, this is good. That’s the ABC brainwashing slowly starting to leave your system. That, or blind panic at the start of a bowel movement. Either/or.
Wait so we don’t even get to see the day date at all? Damnnn Jason must have really f*cked up if all we get to see is her walking off with her producer.
Cut to the evening portion of the date. WAIT. Is Becca going to dump him right this second? Figures that she’s going to cut the night short on the night where I’m not immediately horrified by her dress.
Becca dips out on Jason AGAIN and he’s gotta know he’s going home tonight, right? Also, is it wrong that now that I know he’s a loser I’m kinda into him?
So when someone gets up two times to go cry by themselves on a date, they’re probs not into you…. noted #theBachelorette
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) July 24, 2018
Okay, this conversation is so effing awkward. Like, what does she want him to do? List reasons for why she should keep him? Like, they are talking in circles around each other.
BECCA: I’m not confident about you. JASON: That feels like a yes, though?
Okay, Jason is pushing HARD to stay the night. He must think his penis can convince her to keep him around for another week. Is that considered big dick energy?
Jason finally gets in the van and is just like “eh, better luck next time.” Seriously? After all of that begging and pleading that’s all you have to say for yourself? Meanwhile, Becca has a small mental breakdown in her suite at the Marriott. If only she could see his monotoned goodbye speech rn.
Garrett’s One-On-One Date
Last and certainly most racist, we have Garrett’s one-on-one! Cut to Becca who’s pregaming the date by crying alone in her hotel suite. Again, I can deeply relate to this sentiment. At least the cameras didn’t zoom in on her lonely dress on the floor. What a missed opportunity, ABC!
Becca meets up with Garrett and is like “we’re getting out of the city and doing something the locals do!” And by “doing something the locals do” she means rafting through these people’s backyards.
BECCA THREE MINUTES INTO THIS DATE: I didn’t think, like, the locals would actually be here though?
I love how much they’re struggling with this crowd rn. These people could give one single sh*t that Bachelor contestants are in their presence. Can I just move to this beautiful, pure community?
Moving on. Becca shows up to the dinner and drinks portion of the evening wearing her grandmother’s Elvis costume. I’m not exaggerating when I say that I’m feeling personally attacked by Cary Fetman. This lace abomination has to be some declaration of war. Has to be. IT HAS A SATIN GODDAMN COLLAR. WHY. Becca does realize the end goal here is to make Garrett want to bang her, right? ‘Cause I’m worried that won’t happen now.
I love that Garrett is like “I’m nervous about commitment” and Becca practically orgasms on that pillow. Meanwhile, Jason, a guy who has exclaimed he loves her for weeks now, gets sent packing. Makes sense.
Wait, is that a freaking tent they’re spending the night in? Everyone else got the best sub-par hotel suite ABC’s points could buy them and these two are relegated to sleeping in the hotel’s backyard? If I were Garrett rn I’d be like “I signed up for Fantasy Suites, not glamping.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh my god Becca just blew a kiss to Garrett and his responding kiss was a mix between giving her the finger and rolling his eyes. This is the most personality I’ve seen from him all season, and I’m here for it.
The Rose Ceremony
GUYS. JASON. IS. BACK. Omgomgomgomgomg. Just when I was getting genuinely concerned that ABC was going to waste my time for the next 35 minutes the producers somehow coerce Jason into embarrassing himself further on national television. *turns up volume*
JASON: I just want to get some closure so I’m going to knock on her door and talk to her. BECCA:
Yeah, this isn’t a great start, dude.
Wait what is this story he just gave her? Please tell me it’s not a scrapbook of their time together. Like, did he whip this up in his hotel room last night when the producers told him he needed to have a more emotional exit if he wants to be the next Bachelor? ‘Cause that’s the only explanation behind this sad, handwritten book he just deposited at her doorstep.
Jason: I brought you something#TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hVIgHR1e2f
— Betches (@betchesluvthis) July 24, 2018
Okay, but why is there even a rose ceremony at this point? The anxiety rolling off Blake rn is making me sweat out all the wine I just drank and it’s senseless.
Becca shows up to the rose ceremony in yet another lace dress that makes me question. Chris Harrison asks Becca if she feels good about cutting Jason before the rose ceremony and she’s like “oh yeah, I have two great guys left and plus his hair repulsed me!” I paraphrase.
Becca calls Garrett’s name first and Blake looks like he might murder them both in their sleep. I hope his mother is on call to help him through these dark times.
LOL this toast is so effing awkward. Garrett’s like “thanks for giving me that quality one-on-one time this week.”
ALSO GARRETT:
Subtle, G!
Next week ABC continues to waste our time we have “The Men Tell All” where I’m sure no one will take accountability for their actions or give us any insight into their dumbass decisions this season. Can’t wait!
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