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sadclowncentral · 2 months

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

#my brother going OH FUCK GLUTEN BLAST was funny though so points taken #if somebody has cast a curse on me or something can you please undo it i will meet your demands for ramson

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iamthekingdom-iamnotyourqueen · 9 months

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#the sun has gone down and the moon has come up #and long ago somebody left with the cup #i want a girl with a short skirt and a lonnnnng #italian leather sofa #;)#cake

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erzvolnes · 4 months

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#please do rb this btw i know like 5% of you at most know my name #but even when im sure i know somebody's name i have to check to make sure #bc if i got it wrong id have to go missing #so im curious if anybody actually knows who anyone else is or if we're all just going by url

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loveelizabeths · 1 month

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love elizabeth s.

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cometiny · 3 months

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you can shake him. he enjoys it

#animation #art #my art #furry #fursona #need me somebody with paws bigger than my face to do this to me #shake me like the stupid dog I am #also he/him prns? felt correct in this context #heheheehuihuii gemder #cartoon

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gemwolfz · 1 year

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i think the best genre of image is "creatures trapped in starbucks cups with receipts reading [cup of water (no water, no ice, creature)]"

#bugs #the stupid wasp cup isnt really an example of the same thing but it's also a good image #starbucks employees are you like. required to print a receipt for every single cup you use #are your managers hovering over your receipts and remaining cups and going 'somebody got a free cup! someone should be fired for this'#because that sounds realistic under capitalism

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cyborgrhodey · 1 year

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THE BANANAS ARE GAY

THESE BANANAS

THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY

BELATED HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE

#somebody shut me up #this news is 4 years old but forgive me i only learned of it now #THE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE GAY YALL thats my childhood

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mikurinkuwu · 2 months

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and then people wonder why len's homophobic/j

#mikurin #hatsune miku #kagamine rin #kagamine len #miku x rin #rin x miku #vocaloid #art #my art #hes tired of being a third wheel #somebody save him

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owlygem · 29 days

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I realized I hadnt posted the birth of the sun here, the very beginning of the Celestial Somebody story! The first few pages are very scruffy and the colours change midway lol.

Welcome to the Universe, Sun!

#sun #celestial somebody #comic #red giant #myart #space #long post

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kamigui · 4 months

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#the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni #tadc pomni #gummigoo #tadc gummigoo #Somebody Real #i’m not crying you’re crying #kamii no kami

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knightofleo · 1 year

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Implicit storytelling in two tweets:

#lmfao #cw: corporate bootlickers #wga strike #sag strike #matt damon #somebody got a phonecall somewhere for sure

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i--see--everything · 5 months

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The difference between TMA and TMagP statements in a single image

#tma #the magnus archives #the magnus protocol #tmagp #in TMA people go to give statements #in tmagp somebody gets told against their will #I like the variety that tmagp gives us #1k #5k #10k

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momoiro-hime · 4 months

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putting my ocs in every AU i want part. 34791

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#my art #artists on tumblr #artist on tumblr #my oc #lou #céleste #wlw art #sapphic art #lesbian art #lgbtq #lgbtqia #i just love putting them in different AUs #they're cute together #and whipped for each other hehe #cheerleader #punk goth x cheerleader ...?#this is a redraw of one of zolita's pictures taken for her music video “somebody I f*cked one” !!! go check the mv if you have time!!

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naariel · 1 year

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I painted over my Halsin portrait with his hair down for science and

oh my fucking god

somebody call me an ambulance

#halsin #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #asdfghjkl #I Have many MANY IDEAS #somebody take this man away from me this isnt healthy

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lazylittledragon · 8 months

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alright sadboy calm the fuck down

#bg3 #astarion #somebody hug him

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bookshelfpassageway · 4 months

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yknow i dont go here but sometimes i gotta go: seriously respect clowns. they have the worst pop culture representation in the world and also the best most thorough honor code. they're just here to be silly little guys who bring joy and are very conscientious about doing so responsibly. let them to their merriment in peace you dont hafta take potshots. i dont go here but like maybe i should, you all seem super chill

#my posts #im mad bc i saw a clown knight adoptable which fascinated me as a concept and then someone bought him and made him evil :(#thats so. boring. its SO BORING IM SORRY THERES A COOL CONCEPT IN THERE BUT THATS THE BORING WAY #maybe ill make my OWN oath of clowning paladin someday #...wait that's actually GOTTA be a dnd subclass somebody's made at some point #anyway also the occasional YouTuber taking potshots and being mean like you dont need to do that theyre just minding their own business :(#we should all strive to be sillier and weirder and more kind forever

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