#somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

[sonofcelluloid]

what I mean when I say “I’ve got that dog in me”:

[stolligaseptember]

i was tagged by @padmedala!!

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag (15) people to do it.

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

i tag: @purplexeyed, @flomation, @ftchocoholic, @lavishcabbage, @rocksolidnarwhal, @likeazurestars, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @oertendahlii, @reservoirite, @whiskeytangofrogman, @stanleyscup, @chazzaroo47, @yellingintothelegalvoid, @second-hand-heaven and @intricatecakes!!

[sonofcelluloid]

@somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds REEEEEE OH HOW THE TURN TABLES

a lil switcheroo

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Hannibal S4 AU: Jack Crawford gets assigned a trainee to assist him in a case. And this time, he isn't going to lose one of his people. Especially since every time he looks at her, she reminds him of someone else. It's just a shame that the two men that she has to interview also see someone they lost.

Author: @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

Note from submitter: It's so good. If you've just finished Hannibal and went "Huh, I want more" allow me to present you with more. Sure, it's hard to go wrong with any of harleygirl2648's writing, but hot damn should this be a classic.

[sonofcelluloid]

I am once again asking everyone to read Spoon Feed by harleygirl2648 on ao3. This fic not only has this exact dynamic, it has so much more!!!

It takes places 10 years after the events of the show and 2 years after Will and Hannibal have been recaptured and placed in adjoining lover’s cells in the BSHCI. This arrangement is contingent on Will’s agreement to consult on cases from captivity, but no agents have made any headway with him concerning the Buffalo Bill murders until a certain Clarice Starling enters the scene, who unbeknownst to her, shares a striking resemblance to Abigail Hobbs.

This creates all manner of lover’s quarrels between the Murder Husbands that are truly a constant delight, this author has such a phenomenal feel for the voices of these characters.

Will and Hannibal are bitches to everyone in this fic, including each other, it’s fantastic. They are also sickeningly in love and sooo insane and making it everyone’s problem. Hannibal Lecter embodies the jealous evil step-mom archetype and Clarice is not having it. It’s hand down my favorite post-fall/Silence of the Lambs imagining of all time, and I cannot stress enough how invested you will become in all the characters, especially newcomers that are often overlooked in fandom.

Clarice is the heart and soul of this fic and you will fall in love with this interpretation and cheer her on every time she rips Hannigram a new one amidst their constant antics. Please read and enjoy!!!

Absurd au arc post fall where they're caught and instead of being shot on the spot they're imprisoned together on the BSHCI driving every worker insane with that gay shit save me..

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love 💗

Self-love is hard but I'll give it a shot. (I'd rather recommend fics by others but okay)

The World We Once Knew, Gone It Is (Star Wars: The Bad Batch): Essentially 'What if Hunter's inhibitor chip activated instead of Crosshair's". Features some cameos of friends' OCs with their permission, Barriss Offee, and some others as additional cameos not seen in the show.

2. Becoming a Legend (DC's Legends of Tomorrow): Drafted and written before Season 3 where Lily Stein takes up the mantle as one-half of Firestorm after Martin's death (Earth-X has no place in this fic)

3. Us Against the Universe (DC's Legends of Tomorrow GoTG AU): Set in the Marvellous Ladies of DC verse, Zari and Lily are abducted as children from Earth and grow up in space.

4. The Goatman's Bridge (DC's Legends of Tomorrow): Buzzfeed Unsolved (and by extension Watcher) are made canon in the Arrowverse. Ava and Gary go to talk to the Goatman himself and try not to kill a Youtuber.

5. The Great SpeedyKidStorm Road Trip (Arrow, The Flash, DC's Legends of Tomorrow): Thea, Jax, and Wally band together for a trauma-free trip across the country.

(Special Mention to Chicken Man)

Tagging @incendiaglacies, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @firesoulstuff, @lovevalley45, and @stillthewordgirl if you all have interest in this.

[sunlitroom]

Tagged by the marvellous @rhavewellyarnbag. Thank-you very much :)

Last song:  Both Sides Now, the Judy Collins version. I heard her version for the first time in Mad Men. Joni Mitchell apparently dislikes this version - not sure why :/

Currently watching:  I fall into a weird spell of low mood every July. I'm not quite sure what causes it- maybe the fact that it's usually grey and rainy here when it should be summery; or the feeling that I should get away somewhere but everywhere else is too hot; or that I should be doing summery things and am not doing said summery things. I've read some people get a seasonal affective depression at this time of year (it's really only dark here for a few hours at this time of year).

All of which is a long-winded way of saying that starting something new seems like a massive effort. I was actually thinking of starting Endeavour - which @rhavewellyarnbag mentioned. In the meantime, though, I'm mostly watching things I've seen before. Enjoying old Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes films late at night.

Currently reading:  Maigret novels. Again - I have stiffer things on the reading list, but anything that's too much effort is not currently happening.

Current obsession:  Teas. I have discovered I like things other than Assam and have been drinking Lapsang Souchong, Ceylon, genmaicha - all in blends with lots of different things.

Thank-you! I tag, should they wish to play, @countess--olenska, @honestmrdual, @ncfan-1, @jeremiahwasajoker, @lalaurelia, @kenobiwaned, @peritwotone, @marywisdom, @zara2148, @shadow-waterglow, @linotte-melodieuse, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds, @inappropriatefangirlneeds, @bunchofasholes and @countessrivers

[teejaystumbles]

Alright, if you are looking for more great Hannigram content on AO3, I highly recommend anything written by harleygirl2648 (@somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds here on tumblr)

They've got a variety of both a ton of lovely interconnected shorts and a few lengthier series. Two of which are currently ongoing and super compelling!

oooh I'll check them out! Thank you! <3

[i-platypus]

Comfort Movie Tag Game

I was tagged by @shutterbug-12 to name my top ten favorite comfort movies. This will be difficult, since I prefer to watch comfort shows (uk murder mysteries, usually)... but I shall try:

Hello Dolly!

Lilo and Stitch

The Birdcage

Howl's Moving Castle

Much Ado about Nothing

The Road to El Dorado

Scream (yup. Really)

Soul

Phantom of the Opera (1943)

Song of the Sea

I tag @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds @musing-gears @ainawgsd @batfan557 and @deweymydecimal ...

[sonofcelluloid]

Well gratitude has a short half life so jot that down

Hannibal trending I blame Hozier

[haveyoureadthisfanfic]

Summary: Let's say a hypothetical season 4 or 5. Clarice Starling is the next to inherit the curse of Jack Crawford's profiling position, but she's not going to go down quietly. She's going to save the day, damn the consequences. But it's harder than it seems. The monster in the maze is a gentleman, the wolf in sheep's clothing is hidden deep in the woods in a clearing, and they're both chained up with muzzles across their mouths. Never, ever keep mad dogs chained up.

Author: @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

Note from submitter: Very much a look at how The Silence of The Lambs movie would play out in a Hannibal tv universe. So glorious, so fun, so exhausting for Clarice. Love it dearly. Hard to go wrong with any of harleygirl2648's fics, but this one holds a special place in my heart.

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

Hi Kate! Quarantine Anon here. Just wanted to drop in and say hi! Don't know if you're still paying much attention to 911 and Buddie, but as of tonight, Buck is canonically bi!!!!!

I hope you're doing well 🩷💜💙

Hey Quarantine Anon!

Sorry I've been a bit MIA on 911. But canonically queer Evan Buckley?! I love to see it! I still can't believe we were blessed with it. (Also, the promo for May? Let the fics begin and let Chimney be okay!)

Also, @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds had the privilege of hearing me screech about it after getting your message last week.

But I need to shift back into 911 mode with The Bad Batch ending drawing nearer and nearer.

[i-platypus]

Tag, I'm it.

slow burn or love at first sight // fake dating or secret dating // enemies to lovers or best friends to lovers // oh no there’s only one bed or long-distance correspondence // hurt-comfort or amnesia // fantasy au or modern au // mutual pining or domestic bliss // canon-compliant or fix-it // reincarnation or character death // one-shot or multi-chapter // kid fic or road trip fic // arranged marriage or accidental marriage // high school romance or middle-aged romance // time travel or isolated together // neighbors or roommates // sci-fi au or magic au // body swap or gender bend // angst or crack // apocalyptic or mundane

I tag @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds @casadegatos @deweymydecimal @psmith73 and I'm forgetting a bunch of fuc friends, so just go wild!

[agentmarymargaretskitz]

@somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds

there HAS to be a reason for this

[sonofcelluloid]

Agnus - Konstantin Korobov / Art by Cécile Berrubé / Antigonick - Anne Carson / O’ this longing, I want to be complete / k.c cramm / Ansiktet (1957) / Death’s-head hawkmoth / The Heiress (1949) / Sophokles, Elektra - (tr. by Anne Carson)

Hannibal S4 AU: Jack Crawford gets assigned a trainee to assist him in a case. And this time, he isn't going to lose one of his people.

Especially since every time he looks at her, she reminds him of someone else.

It's just a shame that the two men that she has to interview also see someone they lost.

Or, Hannibal S4 AU: in which Kacey Rohl plays Clarice Starling for narrative reasons.

Read Spoon Feed by harleygirl2648 on ao3 or @somebodyhelpthenotdeadfreds on tumblr!!!

This takes place 10 years after the events of the show and 2 years after Will and Hannibal have been recaptured and placed in adjoining lover's cells in the BSHCI. This arrangement is contingent on Will's agreement to consult on cases from captivity, but no agents have made any headway with him concerning the Buffalo Bill murders until a certain Clarice Starling enters the scene, who unbeknownst to her, shares a striking resemblance to Abigail Hobbs.

This creates all manner of lover's quarrels between the Murder Husbands that are truly a constant delight, this author has such a phenomenal feel for the voices of these characters.

Will and Hannibal are bitches to everyone in this fic, including each other, it's fantastic. They are also sickeningly in love and sooo insane and making it everyone's problem. Hannibal Lecter embodies the jealous evil stepmom archetype and Clarice is not having it. It's hands down my favorite post-fall/Silence of the Lambs imagining of all time, and I cannot stress enough how invested you will become in all the characters, especially newcomers that are often overlooked in fandom.

Clarice is the heart and soul of this fic and you will fall in love with this interpretation and cheer her on every time she rips Hannigram a new one amidst their constant antics. Please read and enjoy!!!

I also must thank @ganem-ouchie and @iconsumethesoulsofthedamned for their beautiful art that sent me alll the way down another Spoon Feed rabbit hole.

[morganbritton132]

Frederick gets security alerts on his phone.

Frederick was not a heavy sleeper.

There used to be a time when he was. There used to a time when next to nothing could wake him up, but those days were in the past now. He barely slept at night, but he was still so paranoid that he’d get an alert from his security company and sleep through it.

So, he set the volume for the alerts as loud as he could.

So, he was half asleep with Jimmy Fallon being unfunny on the tv. So, he’s forty-five when he has his first heart attack. He nearly fell out of the uncomfortably stiff hotel bed when his phone went off.

Freddie reached for it before he did. She frowned at the screen, “Your security system went off.”

“What’s the alert say?” He said, hand against his chest.

“Says the back door is open and that the system was trigger manually from inside the house,” Freddie said and then paused. Her whole face went wooden when she picked up her own phone and dialed, “Is Abigail with you?”

Annie sounded sleepy, “Wha? No. She’s with you…. She is with you?”

“Yes, of course. My bad, she went to the vending machine and she just got back,” Freddie lied, hanging up without a goodbye. She turned towards Frederick, “Abigail is not with Annie so where is she?”

“There’s a good chance she triggered the alarm.”

“There’s also a good chance that the psychopath we called a weird virgin today triggered the alarm,” She said, voice getting mean as Frederick’s chest started to ache with anxiety.

He just needed – he needed to put both their minds at ease and tell her that it was probably the neighbor’s dog again, or – or a run of the mill intruder. People don’t get murdered in the same house multiple times. He didn’t happen.

It couldn’t happen.

“There are camera,” He said, reaching for his phone to bring them up. “The living room, the kitchen, the hallways. She probably. She probably forgot the code, and – and…”

Frederick trailed off, staring in open horror at the bloody image on the screen. His fingers were numb when Freddie took the phone and scrolled back the video. He didn’t even watch it, but he could tell from the way her mask crumbled, it was bad.

“She’s moving,” Frederick said numbly because she was. She was standing in front of the camera with blood on her shirt and on her face, and – “She’s moving so she’s alive, and – and- and-“

“We’re leaving,” Freddie said, grabbing her coat. “Frederick, we’re leaving. Tell me you have your keys or I am going to steal someone’s car.”