#some of the cutest shit ive ever made

[clownery-and-fuckery]

The out of body experience when you've been writing sad scenarios for so long and you take a break and you suddenly have an entire multichapter idea for one of the softest ideas you could've ever possibly made

[heartcereql]

𝘃𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗼 𝗴𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀

☆ neteyam sully x reader

𝐒𝐘𝐍𝐎𝐏𝐒𝐈𝐒- the four times neteyam knew he was head over heels and the one time he confessed it. 

𝐂𝐖- tooth rotting fluff, sappiest shit ever, kinda corny if u squint but they’re so parents, none overall. 

𝐀/𝐍 - oh no what’s happening to me i’m actually active?????!!!  also i had a bit of trouble posting this one so lmk if there are any mistakes x

I.

the skies were in peaceful and unbothered calm. warm breeze caressed neteyam’s skin as he made his way through the forest, to the pond. to you. birds chirming in the background; it all confered the setting an idyllic ambience.

it didn’t take him long to finally reach the hypnotising, crystal-like waters of the pond. and there you stood, surrounded by sun rays and beautifully decorated branches. every thought he carried seemed to dissolve, as it always did.

watching you get undressed of your ornaments, only to dive into the water moments later, he realised that, with you, he was able to live in the moment. other worries ceased importance when you leaned in for a big kiss, wrapping his favourite perfume, your own, around him. you were enhacing in all ways possible. 

he walked away from the hiding of branches, his figure becoming visible to you.

your face light up with his sight, a truthful and ebullient smile, calling out his name.

II.

he knew you were around his pod; however, he did not expect the scene he’d encounter as he approached his home. 

you were sat on the ground, knees bent. tuktirey, his youngest sister, was sitting in the same position before you. besides the two of you laid a collection of wildflowers, jewels and beads. some of those he had previously seen on you. your hands were occupied combing tuk’s hair, tangling flowers into her braids and adorning some other braids with beads. while you ornamented her hair, you were entertaining tuk with stories, which went from tales to some of your experiences. 

your face was relaxed, the softest of smiles settling on your lips, eyes looking at the younger na’vi with kindness. tuk’s smile was way wider, due to the constant laughter. truth be told, she admired you and loved spending time in your presence. 

“and there you go!” you finally exclaimed, accomodating the last details. 

tuk turned her body to you, excitement washing all over her. 

“you look so pretty” you smiled at her, pressing a kiss to her forehead. 

she returned the smile, giving you a big hug. “ ‘m gonna go show mama!” she grinned before sprinting to find neytiri. 

once she was gone, neteyam approached you. 

“hey” you stood up to greet him with a kiss to his cheek. “your sister is the absolute cutest”

“she is. you know, you didn’t have to do this. you could’ve just, i don’t know, done something else. something fun” he said.

“this is my idea of fun” you shrugged, smile never abandoning your lips. 

“and i adore you for that”

III.

his chin rested on your shoulder, embracing you with his arms from behind. one of his hands was laced with yours, caressing the back of your hand. 

your eyes were locked with his in the reflection that the abandoned ship shot back. a lovesick smile adorning your and his features. 

“i love us” 

the words slipped off your mouth so casually they surprised neteyam. but he wasn’t complaining. he was eager to hear more, to listen to the mellifluous sound of your voice. 

“what?” he asked in pure and bening confusion.

“i love us. i love you and me together” you elaborated, turning to face him. “i love how we fit each other.”

he tuck a loose strand of hair behing your ear. but his touch still lingered against your cheek. 

“heaven is truly a place on pandora with you, y/n” he softly said. “better than i ever even knew”

you planted a kiss to his cheek before dozing off into the forest again, motioning for him to follow. 

IV.

you couldn’t really recall how it had started. it didn’t really matter, though. the point was you both were laughing. laughing so wholeheartedly much. your laughs laced together melodically, although you were almost out of breath.

your cheeks hurt from all the grinning. your tummy hurt, too, that’s how hard and pure the laugh was. you couldn’t even open your eyes. 

“i-” you broke into laughter again. “i can’t stop!”

you threw you head back, resting it against his shoulder. but it didn’t last long, for he was laughing so much. the whole scene only made you laugh even harder. 

that same day, later on, you’d realise you could have stayed in that moment forever. worries dissolved, no tasks to fulfill, just him and you, enjoying such a mundane yet satisfying activity as laughing, living in your very own bubble. 

as for neteyam, well, he was a goner as soon as he heard you giggle. it sounded so- addicting? yes, perhaps that was the word. the only thing he was sure about was that he never wanted to stop hearing you laugh. 

V.

“y/n!”

you turned to greet him with a warming smile, one that never seemed to leave your face whenever he was around. 

“listen, i’ve ... i’ve been meaning to tell you something” he started, face suddenly flushed. 

you immeadiatly frowned. confused and, yes, slightly afraid. those words didn’t usually announce good news. 

“is everything okay?” you asked carefully. 

“yeah, totally” he flashed you a smile, before avoiding your gaze once again. “it’s just i’ve been feeling different lately. i, well i don’t know how to word it, but, the world suddenly was more beautiful. life’s been refreshing. i felt like doing really pointless things, but doing them made me happy. and i found someone to do them with. i found someone who sees me. i found someone worth living this world with and for.”

your heart swelled with happiness. you didn’t consider yourself to be able to elaborate a worthy response. there was a glint in your eyes that made you even more ethereal now. 

“well that might have been the most beautiful thing i’ve heard in my entire existance” you cracked a smile. “you truly are one of a kind”

he stepped closer to you, tucking a loose strand of hair behind your ear.

“i can’t promise you forever, y/n. but i can promise you now, and everything i am”

you allowed yourself to avert your eyes to his lips for a fraction of second, before darting your orbs back at his. you couldn’t ask for more.

“you make my life better for just being in it.” you finally said, voice quiet. “and i can’t promise you forever either, because forever wouldn’t be enough”

he gifted you a smile, one you had grown to adore, to need even. 

“kiss me” you whispered, not able to hold in your yearning anymore. 

“all for you”

and then his lips were on yours, not for the first time, certainly not for the last time, but fervently, exploring in a way they had never before, saying unspoken words that translated that feeling you wanted the other so desperately to know but were afraid speaking wouldn’t be enough. feelings that would accompany you forever.

© heartcereql, 2023 || thank you for reading ! 𓆩 ♱ 𓆪

[lilislegacy]

Hello!

I have some small and random headcannons that are not really big enough to justify a big ol' post about so I'm just dropping them in your ask box lol

-Jason is red/green color blind like a dog or wolf

- Annabeth has a little dolphin plushie that percy insisted that she get while they were at an aquarium to "heal her inner child"

- I know this is kinda already said because Piper's eyecolor is ambiguous, but what if she has spectral heterochromia. Like different colors in the same iris

- Leo knows all the words to all the songs in highschool musical (just seems like something he'd know lol)

- Annabeth wears noise canceling headphones a lot of the time because she's really sensitive to sound

- Rachel will give people like random things. "Here I found this rock and it reminded me of you" "have this cool leaf!!" Stuff like that

- Hazel and Nico are both short because it makes them closer to the underworld

Just some random thoughts lol enjoy!

thanks for the ask @invadericee!!

omg i love these

the jason color blind one is an interesting thought. follow up question: why would that be? is it related to him living with the wolves?

percy making annabeth buy a little stuffed dolphin, or buying it for her, is the cutest thing ever. and knowing percy he’d probably buy something for himself too lol (we shall never forget the fallen panda pillow 🪦💔). and you know every time she looks at it she’s gonna think of him (she’d totally sleep with it and snuggle it when he’s not there)

yeah piper’s eyes are said to look like kaleidoscopes. super cool and pretty!

leo and the high school musical soundtrack LOL. he would 😂

idk about annabeth being sensitive to loud noises, given her life is constantly filled with battles and giants and explosions and well… mass chaos. but i can totally see her wearing noise canceling headphones while she studies. she says in MoA that she needs her study space to be plain and non-distracting, so it makes total sense that she would need silence too (especially if percy is studying next to her and tapping his foot and pencil drumming lol)

rachel is TOTALLY the type of person to do that. she’s the friend who gives you the most random shit for your birthday. like she’ll give you dirty rocks with some special meanings that you don’t get 😂

bestie… the hazel and nico one is so out of pocket, and it made me cackle. that’s the funniest hc ive ever seen. i do picture them both being short, and this is the best explanation i’ve ever heard. leo or percy would totally say this. i love this 😂😂

thank you for your wonderful thoughts! i always enjoy them!!

[icallhimjoey]

Had a little image of bookstore!joe making croissants from scratch for a surprise, Alfie helping and maybe it goes a little bit wrong in a cute, funny way…

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER okay buckle up everyone, bookstore!joe is BACK even though, none of this story even takes place in the bookstore... but you know, it's him, still (if you're not aware, there's 3 seasons of bookstore!joe ive written and he's my favourite soft joey) (thanks for this request i love it so much) Wordcount: 2.4K

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Roll, Fold, Shape, Bake

"Joe?"

You called out all croaky from your bed and immediately coughed after. Ew. Phlegm.

"It's Anne," you managed when Joe walked in, Alfie on his back, clearly in the middle of roughhousing. He was meant to get Alfie dressed, but whatever, it was fine. The morning was one of the rare slow ones that came as a godsend - you felt awful.

You held out your phone to him, and said, "She insisted on speaking to you," before another fit of coughs got you.

"All right, all right, jeez," Joe jokingly shushed you, pretended the loud coughing really annoyed him as he took the phone. "Tell mummy to go back to sleep," Joe said to your baby boy that was peering over his shoulder at you. "Go back to sleep mummy," Alfie's tiny voice almost made you want to cry, grab him and drag him into bed with you for cuddles.

You wouldn't, though, because you were ill and every ounce of strength left in your body was reserved to cough up all the nasty that was housing in your lungs.

"Anne!" Joe said into the phone, all upbeat and excited as he turned on his heel and walked out of the bedroom. You got to see Alfie's feet dangle on Joe's back as he did.

When Joe walked back in a little later, it was without Alfie but with a hot mug of something that smelled like lemons, and your phone. He placed the mug on the bedside table before he sat down, your phone in his hand. When you went to take it from him, however, he pulled it back and raised his eyebrows.

"Oh no," you groaned. "What did Anne say?"

Joe couldn't possibly look at you with more love and a mischievous sort of joy shining from his eyes. He just... looked at you like that for a second too long. Like you were the most gorgeous thing he'd ever laid his eyes on, even though you felt gross. It made you go, "What?" impatiently.

"Anne is fine opening up by herself at 10,"

You knew this. You'd just gone over that with her.

"And I know you told her you'd make sure to be in for the lunch time rush, but," Joe enunciated extra clearly. "You're not going to be in for the lunch time rush because she's going to kick you out if she sees you walk in at all today,"

"No–" you protested, pushing yourself up.

"Yes," Joe pushed you back down and only when you fully relaxed into the mattress did he pass you your phone. "If not for yourself, for her and anyone else that'll visit the store today, hmm?"

"Well, if this is contagious, you're in trouble,"

Joe placed a hand over your forehead - you felt fine. Probably just a nasty cold. But Joe pretended the touch burnt his fingers.

"Stop, I'm fine,"

"You're fine, but you're tired," Joe said, getting up. "Drink that, and try to get some more sleep, we both know you barely got any last night," Joe said, revealing that your coughing and stirring had kept him up too.

"Will you be okay with Alf? Your dad won't be here until–"

"Oh my God, will you stop it? Go to sleep!"

"Go to sleep!" you both heard Alfie's little voice from downstairs, and it made the both of you laugh.

All right. You'd go to sleep. Joe was right. You really were tired.

Downstairs, Joe joined Alfie back in the kitchen where he was sat on the floor, whacking a rubber spatula around in a plastic bowl.

"All right, my man. We're gonna get some ingredients from the shops for something special. You ready?"

Alfie, sat with his knees either side of him and just looked up at his dad who slung arms into a denim jacket. Alfie was far from being ready. "What do we still need to do?" Joe asked in an exercise of parenting some sort of independence into his child. Alfie looked at his own feet and said, "Shoes!" and Joe immediately copied, "Shoes!" but then scrunched up his nose and asked, "What else?" because Alfie was still in his pyjamas. You could hear them from upstairs and it was the weird, sort of, heartwarming entertainment you didn't think pre-child you ever thought she could enjoy. Listening to your kid listing off clothing items whilst guided and encouraged by your boyfriend? What a weird kink to have, but you loved it.

A little while later, all dressed and ready, they called up their goodbyes from the front door. As the house fell into silence you finished your hot lemony drink and, despite the difficulty you experienced to do simple things like breathing, you drifted off to sleep.

Joe let Alfie sit in the trolley - not the actual seat designed for a toddler to sit in, because Alfie liked to be able to hold onto whatever Joe threw in there.

"On your bum," Joe called, not even looking at Alfie who had secretly stood up to reach for a shelf where he saw something interesting. Instead, Joe's eyes were on his phone where he watched a beginner friendly video on how to make croissants.

"Oof, that's a lot of butter," Joe winced.

He looked over his phone at Alfie, who was dangerously close to opening a banana. "Did you know there was so much butter in croissants?" he asked, swiftly but calmly moving the banana from Alfie's hands, deserving an annoyed whine from his son.

"We've got to pay first, remember? You can have a banana on the way back,"

And Alfie wasn't a difficult child, but Alfie could be loud if he wanted to be. And even though adorable with cute blonde curls and big brown eyes, a toddler having a tantrum in a shopping trolley was exactly what Joe didn't want to happen.

"Tell you what," Joe thought fast. "Do you think you can be a big boy and go pay for the bananas yourself?"

Alfie was already being lifted from the trolley before he could even answer. With a fiver and a bunch of bananas in hand, Joe watched how Alfie trod over to the til, all proud and smiley because he was gonna get to eat a banana. Joe hung back a little, but made sure to make eye-contact with the cashier, silently letting her know, the kid's with me, he just wants to pay for his bananas.

Joe was almost too late fishing his phone back out of his pocket to capture it. This was another mile stone ticked off the list, and he knew you'd hate it if there at least wasn't some form of proof of it.

With Alfie back in the trolley, now happily munching on a paid-for banana, Joe finished getting all the ingredients they needed to make croissants from scratch. It was an ambitious task, he knew, but... how hard could it really be?

The answer was very hard.

Especially with a toddler that just wanted to make mess, rather than really help and follow the instructions Joe gave him.

This wasn't a kid-activity. Not in the cute way Joe had envisioned it, anyway.

It was a lot of rolling, then folding, then more rolling, then more folding, and then shaping, and more rolling, and folding and shaping until it was all just layers of dough and butter and dough and butter and more dough and more butter. Thanks to Alfie, the entire kitchen was covered by a light layer of flour, and Joe knew he's was going to have to sit Alfie down in front of Paw Patrol for at least a solid 30 minutes to clean up the mess.

Now, when it came to the oven, Joe eyed it for a second and contemplated. This was a piece of shit that had its own instructions, and he hadn't been able to figure it out yet. You however, sort of had. If a recipe said to set the oven to a certain temperature and time, you knew to do something else and it would somehow come out perfectly. With Joe? Always either undercooked or burnt.

Joe checked the time and asked Alfie, "Do you think mummy's still asleep?" and Alfie took a second to think before saying, "No, I think mummy, she, mummy is awake," with absolutely zero reason to think so. But Joe agreed and said, "I think you might be right."

And he was.

"Let's bring up some tea," Joe suggested,

Sneaking up the stairs as quietly as he could, he bypassed the bedroom completely and went straight for your little library where he found you, sat in the armchair underneath a blanket, buried into a book.

"How are we feeling?" Joe smiled and stepped closer to peck you on the top of the head and pass you a hot mug of tea.

"Better, I just... I keep leaking," you said, unable to not laugh at yourself as you pressed a tissue to your under eye where it caught sticky tears as you sniffed.

"What are you doing downstairs? It's very... quiet," you looked up at Joe who ran a warm hand under your t-shirt down your back. "I don't trust it one bit," you narrowed your eyes at him, and it made him laugh.

"I've got a question," he said, absolutely ignoring your question, fingertips roaming up and down, leaving tingles to travel down your spine. "If... if something needed to go into the oven for 15 to 20 minutes at 200 degrees," you made a face at Joe, raised eyebrows that read a weird sort of shock at his question. "How would you translate that for it to work with our oven?"

"What are you making?"

"Answer my question, please?"

Joe tickled the fingers that were stuck underneath your top, and you hummed to it a little. Let your head fall forward and relaxed under his touch.

"Hmm?" Joe coaxed.

"Set it to at least 220, maybe even 230, and... just, check after 15 minutes, it might need longer, but you also might be good," you said and earned another kiss into your hair.

"Thank you," Joe said, hand now slipping out, fingers quickly squeezing your neck before he moved back towards the door.

"And, this is entirely unrelated, but, lunch will be ready in roughly... I don't know, 15 minutes? It might need longer," Joe said, and it made you laugh out loud; music to Joe's ears.

About half an hour later, you were called down by Alfie.

"Mummy," Joe softly said to Alfie, who repeated it much louder up the stairs, "Mummy!"

"Lunch is ready,"

"Lunch is ready!"

When you stepped into the dining room, you were pleasantly surprised by a big cutting board that sat in the middle of the table and held about 12 incredibly pale looking croissants.

"Before you say anything," Joe was quick, interrupted you before you'd even started an insanely sarcastic compliment. "We worked really hard on these and taste-tested one, and, they're soft... but they taste good, don't they Alf?"

Alfie turned to look at you, perched up on his knees on one of the chairs, two little hands curled around a pastry and chewing happily.

"They look fantastic," you said, much kinder than you would've done had Joe not stopped you.

"I know I'm all gross, but come here," you kissed Alfie on the cheek before you sat down and then accepted a kiss to your own cheek from Joe.

"Enjoy," Joe said, moving the cutting board a little closer to the two of you, and then said, "Don't go into the kitchen for a minute," and you glared at him, but it was all jokes and smiles and the croissants were so very floppy, but they were warm and this was the nicest thing you could've imagined Joe and Alfie to have been doing.

"Now, listen," you said to Alfie, "I know you're dead set on becoming a firefighter," you continued, mouth full of warm croissant, no crunch to be detected, but still lovely and doughy and just... so delicious. "But I'd really evaluate your career path if I were you," you made Joe chuckle before he ruffled a hand through Alfie's curls.

"Yea? You reckon you could be a baker? Have your own little bakery?" Joe asked and you both waited for Alfie's reaction, finishing a bite, but already eyeing a new pastry to grab from the cutting board. "No," Alfie deadpanned before reaching with a grabby little hand, and it made the two of you laugh.

"To be fair, he barely helped at all," Joe passed Alfie another soft piece of rolled-up dough.

"Just made mess, did he?" you reached up and ran fingers through Joe's hair, making it rain flour onto his shoulders.

"Honestly, he's very good at it,"

And you both chuckled until it became another fit of coughs for you, and Joe's hand found it's way back under your shirt, running it up from the bottom hem this time.

"And you wanted to go into work," Joe pointedly said, hand comfortably rubbing over bare skin.

And you know what, the fucker was right. You had so wanted to go into work. Had contemplated sneaking out whilst Joe and Alfie had gone 'round to the shops, because there were definitely things you could do in the back. There were boxes of books waiting. There was admin begging to be done.

But had you actually gone through with that, look what you would've missed out on.

Happy, fed and full little Alfie, all proud of croissants he made that he didn't actually make.

Happy, fed and full soft Joey, all embarrassed of croissants he did actually make, but definitely weren't done right.

Soft fingers caressing your back.

That hour you got to read upstairs in silence? The only interruption having being Joe who brought you hot tea and soft touches?

You'd have missed out on all of that. Work would still be there tomorrow. Anne would probably work her way through a lot of those things by herself just fine.

For now it was just you, and Joe, and Alfie and floppy, pale, soft croissants and it was perfect. All, just, perfect.

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[glass--beach]

do you or any of the other glass beach members have sonas we could draw in fan art?

i do have a sona but i’ve got so little art of it and no ref sheet or anything. our top scientists are working on that however. the rest of the band are decidedly not furries but cool with furries afaik. last time we were on tour everyone figured out what species they WOULD be but i don’t think any of them are that invested and i don’t remember what everyone decided sorry

anyway ive got this fox. still pinning down a lot of the details but daxe has done some art here and there that i think is lovely (this is a discord icon he did for me and he’s got a matching one). there’s one i can’t find that’s in a ‘garfield style’ that i think is the cutest shit ever

also heres my annoyware-sona i made for my neocities site that will definitely not give you a virus

[hikari-ni-naritai]

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3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

man . theyre both kinda. painfully sweet. bubblegum i guess? i also like cotton candy tho its just hard to pick

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

i dotn know what like. most of these words mean. how are half of these related even. tomboy.

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

man i fucked hard at dodgeball

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

these days shredded wheat

12. name of your favorite playlist?

the fuck is a playlist

18. ideal weather?

yknow, cloudy, warm, smells like its about to rain

21. obsession from childhood?

warriors cats babeyyyy. and bionicles

23. strange habits?

man i KNOW ive got some but i cant think what they are. i do this wrist flick manoeuver to crack it.

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

if im actually out in the warm weather? take a nice walk maybe.

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

yknow. i havent done it in ages but i really like doing jigsaw puzzles. maybe put some jazz on.

29. best way to bond with you?

i dunno honestly! i dont have an answer to this one. it takes a lot of time and effort i think.

30. places that you find sacred?

the woods. the woods the woods the woods you have no idea. the woods. its the woods.

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

i would die if i tried to do either of those things

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

like...... charlie the unicorn i think.

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

fantasy obv

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

god there was something that destroyed me but idr what it was. the hardest in recent memory was me trying to tell a REALLY really stupid joke that wont make sense to any of you. i did not manage to say it bc i was laughing too hard.

52. favorite font?

i absolutely do not have an opinion on this

54. what did you learn from your first job?

you know at mcdonalds in order to work the grill you have to be willing to put your arms under a hot piece of metal that drips boiling grease on you? thats what i learned.

55. favorite fairy tale?

what IS my favorite fairy tale....... we'll go with red riding hood bc her modern interpretations are always the cutest

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

damn what. uhh ok, having to rebuild my entire social life after the shit that happened a couple years ago, the several year process of going from hyperconservative christian to a . whatever the hell i am now. some kind of far left girl. and uhhhh. figuring out i was trans i guess? idk

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

four??? im good at ff14 raiding, im good at writing, im good at.... uhh... im pretty funny i think, annnddddd uhhh. i dont know that its a talent, but i like to think im good at making people feel safe talking to me.

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

heh... guess i shotcha... uhh 'god im fucking tired'

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

ISEKAI OBVIOUSLY specifically something like slime 300 but ill take almost any of them.

62. seven characters you relate to?

SEVEN............ god.... uhh hanako ikezawa, hikari finalfantasy (im cheating), (god i got to ONE and already had to start cheating...) yumiella dolkness, man im tappin out. look at my list of ocs i put way more of myself into them than there could ever be in any other character

69 nice. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

i feel like i know how i know most of my fun facts bc if i didnt i would not really know if i could believe them or not.

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

like 8 or 9 probably. i dont really go below a 5 so. its gotta be like migraine or vertebral artery dissection bad before im like 'i should really get some meds'. unless im doing it preemptively which ive done for like when ive got raid later.

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

man fuckin SCALLOPED POTATOES BABEY

86. cookies or cupcakes?

the amount of qualifiers this question needs.... cupcakes tho probably.

87. your greatest fear?

dying.

90. luckiest mistake?

i mean most of my mistakes havent been lucky, the best i can think of is when i accidentally followed my girl @handinvampirichand and now we're mutuals with wildly different taste in things but we're cool.

95. favorite app on your phone?

i like tumblr

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

uhh mine, my moms, my moms house, my brother's, my dads. jg wentworth 877 CASH NOW. so thats 6

[sunmoonjune]

opening up notes bc i already know this is gonna be another chapter that serves and i need to keyboard smash all my feels

can i just start off by saying yun tapping bug's language or yun holding bug's hand or anything related to his hands has me reeling bc ive recently developed such a huge thing for them it's embarrassing aslfkdgsajg like they're so pretty it's illegal also apparently his hands are 21cm ??? like ??? my hands are probably the size of his palm someone hold me pls

im melting bug used to be so alert during her sleep she would subconsciously be waiting in fear of danger and she would rarely ever leave her good eye covered bUT NOw she's subconsciously reaching for physical contact and comfort from the boys AND THEN YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE'S ALSO COMPLETELY TRUSTING JONGHO TO PROTECT HER WHILE SHES ASLEEP OGM MY HERART

intermission to tell you just how much i love each and every single interaction that you put into each chapter bc they are such simple moments and actions that could easily be skipped over when thinking about the grand scheme of the plot but you always manage to highlight their significance in bug's journey of healing. ltm is the epitome of it's the little things in life ❤️

seeing bug curled on the floor next to san's bed was so cute but also so bittersweet. i think ateez need a new cavern where the whole floor is just bed so they can all be close and have cute puppy piles. also PLEASE HAHA not bug going 🥵🥵 seeing hongjoong's forearm muscles 💪💪 honestly though,,, same

my lack of vocab cannot express the amount of feels i got from bug finally giving captain his name symbol bc it's not even just 'hongjoong' but 'MY hongjoong' and it encompasses so many meanings like home and their heartbeats brb im ugly crying

Briefly, there’s a startling realization that they don’t change for you either. -> 👏WE👏LOVE👏CHARACTER👏DEVELOPMENT👏AND👏SELF👏LOVE 👏 i love the parallels revealed between hongjoong's and bug's past because hopefully bug can start to realise that she is also capable of displaying the scar on her face without worrying and finding love in this little family just like hongjoong has

woosan peering over the edge of the bed to look at bug and hongjoong only serves to reiterate my point that they need a nine-person mattress stat. and the way they giggled together like kids i swear they're the cutest

also my tag doesn't work idk why but it's okay bc i check your posts more religiously than i wake up for work so jks on tumblr 😎

AHHHH I LVOE YOU SO MUCH <333

the way my heart goes !!#!$!$! whenever I get a long ask after a new chapter is posted xD I love them SO MUCH <33

ok but yunho's hands are SO pretty,, I definitely have liked more than one TikTok of his hands so you're not alone xD

bug trusting jongho to guard her in her sleep <333 she really was sleeping for quite a bit of this chapter xD but that's okay, she needed it :'))

intermission to tell you that I love you SO MUCH <33 I'm so glad you guys don't mind the slow pacing with these little interactions! they might be considered filler in some stories but the slow progression is really important to me in this story :"D

also ateez should definitely just make a cave with just mattresses on the floor for one big bed xD they def need the cuddling space :}}

(and SAME bug, I too am weak for joong's forearm muscles xD)

MY hongjoong <333 crying screaming throwing up they love each other SO MUCH,, and joong's name symbol does indeed have the word for 'home' in it :") I was wondering if anyone would pick that up hehe >:D

also bug 🤝 hongjoong 🤝 zuko 🤝 having shitty father figures HAHA,, but yes bug's growing so much :")) finally beginning to realize that she is not her past and she can grow into her own person with ateez <3

woosan giggling like teenagers with crushes made me so happy I swear xD yeosang was done with their shit and just wanted to sleep HAHA

also I'm not quite sure why your tag doesn't show up :(( I've been poking around on tumblr but sometimes blog's just don't pop up when I try to tag them D: I hope I can get it sorted out tho! I'm glad that you were able to find the new chapter without it tho <3

[palettepainter]

damn dude. i hadnt seen the rowlf and teeth art yet, so with all the literal homophobic moral panic new age puritanical bitching from that other anon abt "ruined childhoods" i was sort of expecting like.. something spicy?? which would still have been fine, like. muppet porn is not my thing but people are allowed to express their thoughts through their art on their own damn blogs. so i half expected it to be steamy or risqué or even vaguely sexual from the way anon is flailing around, but nope nope not even an implication not a whiff of yiff, it's the cutest sweetest most G rated least offensive display of pure and wholesome affection ive ever seen, and the art itself is stunning in quality. perhaps anon should stop outsourcing the foundation of their personality onto the rest of the world and learn to curate their own experience online, instead of trying to control the thoughts, lives and expressions of others in a quest to reform the world into a special little homogenous space made especially just for them and nobody else. other people exist and some of us want to see the muppets kiss, because it ENRICHES our childhood memories.

anon, listen. if you dont want to see the muppets gay kiss? just.. unfollow the artist who drew gay kissing muppets. you have no right to tell people what they are and arent allowed to do with, draw images of or say about fictional characters from a tv series we ALL watched. you dont own the concept of muppets, buddy, and even if you did, not-for-profit fanworks are a legally protected form of art in most countries.

and gay romance is not sacrosanct!! if you think it is, you need to do some work killing the internalized homophobia that's clouding your view! you need to actively counter the homophobic misinformation you are regurgitating! and realize that you are not immune to being homophobic just because you are bisexual. gay people can be homophobic towards other gay people, and towards themselves. homophobia is a type of violence, and in the same way it doesn't matter who's behind the fist when youre getting punched in the face, it doesnt matter how you identify when you're claiming that a depiction of innocent gay affection is sacrosanct enough to be childhood-ruining. that shits homophobic. people who get bullied can, in fact, also bully other people. they aren't mutually exclusive concepts.

and besides, if a g rated image by an artist on tumblr can ruin your childhood memories of the characters.. was it ever really about the characters at all? did you ever actually give a shit about these characters if another person's—and I cannot stress this enough—HARMLESS and INOFFENSIVE interpretation of them in one single picture could ruin it for you? maybe you should reflect on that. and maybe you should go watch some jim henson muppet shows, i know they cover it in sesame street on multiple occasions that it's not okay to tell other people what to think or or how to play with their own toys, like it's repeated and explicit that you cannot control other people. in children, we call this behavior bratty. if a child wants their godzilla toy to have a tea party with their barbie, thats literally their right. yes, even in public where *gasp* other people will see it. and drawing is like creating your own 2D action figure. its not the original one on tv, its your personal version. telling an adult to stop drawing something and sharing it from their blog is literally a direct translation of telling a child they are playing with their toys wrong, ruining godzilla for you bc they want him to have a tea party with barbie, telling them they should only play with them the way YOU deem correct. so if you can't reconcile the way someone else is playing with their own toys in their own front yard, walk away and either go to your own house and play with your own toys or find someone else to play with. maybe you missed those very central and important parts of these shows, idk. maybe you're just too self centered to understand the lessons the muppets were trying to teach. either way, get the fuck over yourself and leave artists alone.

anyway my dear artist, i am so sorry for the behavior of that other anon, and i'm sorry if this message is way way way too long. you deserve only the highest praise, both for your work and for how you handled this whole debacle. you're an absolutely amazing mastercrafter, your skill is truly something to behold and that piece is so so precious and warms my heart and i would love to see more of ur muppet interpretations, i love you sm ok bye

I was fully expecting to wake up to an ask from that homophobic anon, if I've learnt anything from this hater it's that they're persistent. But this?? This is so fucking nice to see you have no idea!

I woke up this morning and saw I had new asks in my inbox, I was expecting hate, I was prepared for it, I was ready to make more jokes out of hateful comments. But to wake up to this?? Not just a few sentences, no a full-on paragraph that you took time out of your day to send in? It wasn't until I realised this wasn't hate did I realise how crazy it is that most days I wake up in the mornings expecting there to be hate in my ask box. This truly made me smile this morning and helped me remember that my online audience is overall a happy, supportive and kind group of people

Thank you so so much for sending in this ask - after waking up expecting hate reading this was such a nice surprise! It also helped remind me that not everyone who views my art isn't out to get me for whatever I choose to draw (this is really off topic but how did you write all this in one ask?? Whenever I've tried to send in lengthy asks to a blog it always say there's a character limit)

[itsmymeaningoflife]

11x19 spoilers

* the flashbacks at the start of the eps are actually quite cute and emotional

* Daryl is such a protector. I don’t remember the last time he interacted with Eugene and he jumps right in to save him

* The titles having more and more blood on them each ep is pretty cool too

* I literally do not give a shot about the Pamela story line

* Okay Lydia and Elijah are the fucking cutest. LET THEM BE HAPPY AMC

* Bit of a side note- I really think Aaron is an underrated character. He’s been around fo so long and he’s literally not done anything wrong ever and I LOVE HIM

* Rosita, my queen. I want to be like you when I grow up.

* Absolutely feral for Daryl Dixon.

* Daryl and Rosita’s friendship is one of the better things we’ve had in s11. I love their dynamic

* Eugene telling Daryl that he is not leaving without his love…👀👀… idk man I’m gonna remember this scene just incase it’s a bit of foreshadowing

* What an odd zoom in shot. But this place the road group are holding up at seems pretty cool.

* LYDIA MY GIRL I LOVE YOU. You bag that sweet boy and don’t let him go. Don’t feel guilty about it

* Im actually enjoying seeing Aaron in a bad mood. Nothing better than seeing the placid nice guy get irritated.

* Pamela, just kill him. I don’t care that your son was a monster of your own making. He was a twat.

* HEY PRINCESS WELCOME BACK. And yes girl you protect your friend. I get Mercer is doing his job and he doesn’t owe our group anything at all but like COME ON MAN.

* “I don’t think I can, again, you know” I know that Aaron is thinking about a) losing Eric and b) losing his chance at happiness with Jesus in this moment

* AARON MY MAN IM SOBBING. “I’d do anything to take back one of those no’s just to have one more day together” IM OUT IM OUT

* NAH NAH NOT CLIMBING WALKERS? Now?!? Really?!! Okay

* “He would’ve been ashamed of you” yes girl drag him

* NOT EUGENE TRYING TO SQUARE UP TO DARYL IM DEAD. Nah the second hand embarrassment from this scene I am cringing so hard. Daryl has had enough of his shit and knows that Eugene to his core won’t be the one to put himself on the line, it’s his survival strategy

* Daryl is a better man than me. It still shocks me how level headed Daryl has become

* YES YOU DO DESERVE MORE PRINCESS. I love her and Zekes little bond too

* Lance is actually an interesting character but like… why are they making him such a bottom I’m crying

* Princesses trauma is so fucking heartbreaking. I love her. And yes, yes it should be better.

* “Because of what happened to me- when I see a man, I see a monster” I think every woman can relate to that line to some degree Jesus Christ that hit hard

* Hell nah this music with walkers approaching Aaron and Lydia is so creepy

* Jerrys fight scene is amazing. Very cool

* Hell nah these ain’t whisperers Aaron

* IVE NOT BEEN THIS ON EDGE FOR A WALKER SCENE IN SO LONG!! JERRY BEHIND YOU

* USING DOORKNOBS, CLIMBING LADDERS, PICKING UP ROCKS?!!! I’m out

* I’m thinking the same thing Jerry, how the hell did a Walker do that

* I absolutely love the idea of different types of walkers but at this late stage? All I can think is that they’re introducing the idea here and will explore it more in one of the spin offs because there’s not enough time to unpack all of that

* KING JERRY YES GIVE IT TO ME. And the fact he instantly said “Queen Nabila?” That man is so pure.

* ROSITA AND EUGENES GOODBYE BEING SO SIMILAR TO EUGENE AND ABRAHAMS IS KILLING ME. This is really the end huh?

* Okay the passing on Eugenes necklace thingy for Coco made me more emotional that I thought I ever could be toward Eugene

* Mercer realising that Eugene is being braver than he is

* WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK. Who are these guys jumping Rosita

Preview for 11x20

* Caryl heavy ep LETS GOOOOOOO!

* Daryl sounded so afraid when he was telling Carol that they took the children. I’m so ready for them to light shit up and get their babies back

This ep was probs my least fave so far but I didn’t hate it. Not a massive fan of Eugene and he was quite central to this ep so that’s probably why. Super excited for next week

[sereina-archive]

#18 and #28!

send a number for me to talk about one of the following topics! | accepting!

fanon interpretations

not sorry but some stuff ive seen in fanon are some of the worst takes ive ever seen in my entire whole 26 years of life. like when people take a very interesting and nuanced character and reduce them to nothing but a 'simp' and strip them of anything that makes them unique or interesting looks at how people portray anime!serena. or if they just make the characters WEIRD. like.... god. i dont even want to get into the weird braindead takes/characterization ive seen of nemona since scvi's release. holy SHIT i have to wonder if some people are genuinely okay out there or wtf is going on.

an old muse

GOD ive had so many old legendary gijinkas and ocs it's kind of insane to think about? it's hard to pick one considering how flaky i am

i do miss my old shauntal, probably one of the longest running canon muses i had... the memories associated w her were really fun too, the unova elite four sims house we had going in our skype group was HYSTERICAL. i think they made grimsley a literal vampire and that went about as well as you'd expect it to.

i also miss my interp of palkia, she was so cute and fun and she had the cutest fucking ship in the world w my friend's yveltal 😭 i basically got to finish out a separate creation trio to the one my giratina was in which was nice... got some separation in there and got to experience a whole different creation trio characterization. i miss her so much, my space queen uuuooo 😭

[maygrcnt]

I am not new here but I am following because one time you made SOME banger tags on a post of mine and I don't remember what the post was or what the tags said but every time I see you on my dash I think as yes maygrcnt who's Very Correct

stahhhp this is the cutest, one thing about me is im always gonna leave some tags lol. ive met literally two of my closest online friends ever from the concept of me leaving some tags and then them commenting on them, so like i love to leave shit in the tags its very fun. tysm <33

[onlyjaeyun]

AINT NO WAY ALSHAKDHSLSH YOURE INSANE. YOURE GENUINELY INSANE WHAT DID I JUSY READ?????? 😨😨😨😨😨 to be very honest i have no words AT ALL. LIKE HOLD 🤨☝️ THE FUCK 🤨✋ UP RIGHT NEOW 😐🛑 hand over your brain so i can kiss it rn 🫴 i am NAWT PLAYING 🙅‍♀️ dude the fucking ANXIETY I WAS FEELING DURING THE RIDE TO THE BUILDING LIKE i had to actually put my phone down a few times to calm myself down like it was at some point embarrassing how affected i got as well 🧍‍♀️ and then the whole jake & jay hug oh my- 🚑🚑🚑🚑 i may or may not have fainted 😔 THEN THOSE TWO SEWAGE RATS SHOWING UP GET OUTT 😧👉🚪 LIKE WHOOOOO TF DO YOU THINK U ARE TO THINK THAT YOU HAVE AN ACTUAL C H A N C E OF TOUCHING THE FIRST LADY OF TPC LMFAOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jongseong ROCKED THEIR SHITS AS HE SHOULD 💪🏼 THE CONTINUOUS PUNCHES COME ON YUUJI (jujutsu kaisen reference 🤞) COME ON MISTER IM LEFT IM RIGHT 🤣🙏🏼 i love feral jay. i love feral jay. i love feral jay. i love unhinged feral jay. i love unhinged feral jay i love unhinged feral jay i LOVE UNHINGED FERAL JAY. I ❤️ UNHINGED FERAL JAY<3 🤭 dude THAT ONE LINE “Jay lets his gaze shift to the face the voice belongs to” THAT STRAIGHT UP GAVE ME GOOSEBUMPS I AM NOT KIDDING IT MADE ME PICTURE THE SCENE of jay’s eyes literally almost going white and just falling on the other sewage rat’s face like !!!!!!!!¥$[¥|^[%||$[>+|,%\]]!!!!!¥_€|+%5* he deadass looked like a feral anime villain in my head holy FUCK SIR 🙇‍♀️ I AM SAT 🧎‍♀️ SB jongseong the man that you fucking are holy FUCK MY FUTURE WIFE???😦😧🫨 ARE WE KIDDINGLAHDLSJS MY ONLY LOVE OR WHATEVER THE FUCK BRO SAID??? TALK YOUR SHIT JONGSEONG TALK YOUR SHIT MY MAN 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔊🔊📢📢📢📢 BUT AYYEEEE FINAL WAVE OF ANGST OVER WE CHEERED 🥳🥳 WE MADE IT WE FUCKING MADE IT PRAISE THE LORD 🥳🥳🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 …. we’re getting close to the finale 🧍‍♀️i’d rather not talk about that part.

thank you zadie for feeding the children 🙏🏼 sending u sm love & so many hugs i hope u had a great christmas ! (if u celebrate 😭) anyways take care zadie <33

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the fact ive read this ask like three times bc it made me giggle so much i lit love you and yojr asks so, so much lit the highlight of my day you're rhe best pls accept my kisses 😭😭💞

thank you SO much for always cheering me up and sending me the cutest and rawest reactions ever i hope you know you always make my day and i will forever cherish these 🥺 im so glad to know you enjoyed it baby

[raan-miir-tah]

KYNE DOES FIC RECS!

Non-mcyt:

Motion by plasmiids: a nice, quick, well written Titianfall 2 oneshot I adore

What it means to be human by morningstar999: Titanfall 2 body swap AU! Some basic formatting issues like clumped up paragraphs but bro, the writing makes up for it go read

Heart Duplex by jamesiee, solarperigee: hrpf that will have you covering your mouth giggling if you read it in a public space. Sooo good

the Ghost of Typhon Past by aore3d: a short bit painful Titanfall 2 fic. Read their entire series “I hurt Jack Cooper for fun” bc it’s good and truly that should be our motto tbh

parentheses all clicking shut by theundiagnosable: Robot hrpf AU. Fucking ripped my jaw clean off. Defo one of those fics that needs an entire essay to study it

High Water by whirlpool: time loop hrpf. Will make you lose ur mind it’s amazing

Mcyt:

All that Deceives by anonperegrine: a dark SBI fic featuring Tubbo. Gut wrenching and nearly made me throw my phone, it’s so good

Peace by brokenlikeasnitch: a dnf hockey AU made for and by leafs fans. If I could magically get a mutual for christmas it’d be this author hiii omg hiii ur fics are so cool hiiii

just stop talking by Giacarem: the beautiful combination of Minx, women’s ice hockey, and beating up shitty men <3

let’s ditch the dance floor by whatcaniwriteinthis: I love Jimmy/Tango modern au’s and this one!!! 10/10

running up that hill after that bus i fucking missed by hoorayy: normally I don’t read chatfics but this fic really made me consider that I might be missing out

IOU One Wedding by Brownies96: CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE if you like Grian/Scar/Mumbo read this shit then read it again omg I loveeee this fic

And, last but not least, sink your teeth in (and never let go) by atthebell! Beloved mutual wrote a very good very cute fic!! Fluffy hybrid enjoyers come hither!!

[jimsbeetroot]

happy place ♰ corey taylor

warning; fluff - and cringe - overload. you have been warned!

you are my sunshine / cutest fluffy shit ive done ew

“You smell nice”

“Thank you?”

Corey was barely awake. He’d been mumbling nonsense since the very moment he’d woken up; clearly, the alcohol hadn’t quite worn off just yet.

It was completely and utterly quiet, peaceful. “I love you—” He placed a long-lasting kiss on my lips. “—so much.”

“I love you too,” I smiled. He looked at me. His eyes were beautifully kind, and they glistened like diamonds from the sun, which streamed brightly through the curtains of the tour bus.

Your head laid rested on his chest. His heartbeat made you feel a sense of calmness, one you only found when you were with him. 

Although the bunk beds were on a different level of being impractical, sharing one with Corey made it all a bit better.

It was as if all of my responsibilities and worries had vanished from my mind. Nothing else mattered. 

I looked over at the clock. It read half-past eleven.

“We should go have some breakfast,” I said and sat up, though Corey was quick to pull me back into his grasp.

“Corey,” I laughed. I could feel his smile against my neck as he planted small butterfly kisses on it.

“It’s too early to get out of bed,” Corey whined and tightened his grip around my waist.

“Corey, it’s nearly noon!” I giggled.

“I don’t care. I just want you here,” Corey mumbled, a smile finding its way upon my lips. There was no denying it; Corey owned my heart.

“Alright,” I said. I turned around. His eyes were fully open, staring into mine.

“You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen,” Corey said. 

He had a thing with words. He could formulate them and make them sound like heaven on earth.

His hand grazed my hair and pulled it back behind my ear.

A flush crept across my face as I processed the compliment.

“I mean it. I know you don’t believe it, but it’s true,” Corey said. I looked into his eyes.

“You’re too kind to me,” I smiled, my fingers softly caressing his cheek.

Corey leaned closer to me and planted a kiss on my lips.

“I truly believe that you are the greatest thing to ever happen to me,” Corey said, his forehead resting on mine.

“You have my heart, Taylor,” I said. My stomach tingled. He was a beautiful man, inside and out.

“You had mine first, my love,”

i almost puked at how fluffy this is ngl...anyways, hope u enjoy it

[cursestothemoon]

yay for the open requests! I really reallyyyyyy love your Harry's older sister hc, could u pretty pls do more? like their brief life as a family with lily and james, then to the dursleys and then at war, so on. I agree with the anon that did the request, harry does needed a bigger sister❤️

aH I LOVED THESE REQUESTS

YOU GUYS CAN READ THE HEADCANONS THIS ANON IS TALKING ABOUT HERE

ok so this is L O N G i need to add a keep reading tab

alright so let's talk about harry's older sister

so lily and james did not plan you

they were straight out of hogwarts

just having fun

and suddenly lily is having morning sickness and james running into a store to buy a pregnancy test (or whatever the wizard equivalent would be 😗)

james would be so nervous the weeks leading up to your birth

he already knows that you aren't even here yet and there isn't anything he wouldn't do for you

and when you are born

he swears he'd never love anything as much as he loves you

his little girl

this sweet little lump of baby fat that was born with eyes just like his

he'd put his glasses on your little baby face, and he could laugh for hours at the way they just barely sat on your little nose (a miniature version of his)

your chubby little baby hands are his favorite

when you'd plan your hands on his face or wrap your hand around his finger he'd melt

Lily would joke all the time about how she carried the baby yet James is constantly hogging her

I think james would have some serious separation anxiety

Lily would also have trouble leaving you to go do something but she knew that you getting to see other people would be good

james is NOT a fan

and you were a big daddy's girl

"it's going to be alright, darling, uncle Padfoot and uncle Moony will take care of you."

and you'd respond with sad baby talk, something along the lines of 'daddy' and 'wanna stay with you' and you'd get all teary eyed

it's a whole dramatic scene

youre crying

james is about to cry

Sirius is quite literally trying to sob silently into his hand because you just look so sAD

and remus and lily are just

😐

because you guys do this eVERY TIME

there was one time james got back into the car with lily after dropping you off and he was unusually quiet until he kinda just whispered out

"It just feels like i'll never have enough time with her, like one day i'll wake up and suddenly she's not mine anymore."

his tone gave Lily the worst chills, his tone and the fact that she felt the same though never voiced it

honestly

i don't think harry was planned either

he kinda just happened

and they were like

you know what, yes.

so you were two when harry was born

and you LOVED your baby brother

he was so small

so cute

and he had your mum's green eyes

from the get go you were very protective of your little brother

james thought it was the cutest thing

ok ive been avoiding it

but we need to talk about October 31 1981

you were upstairs with our mum and harry

james was downstairs cleaning up from dinner

that was when there was a knock on the door

assuming it was peter, uncle wormtail, james was quick to go open the door

grabbing his wand for protection was the last thing on his mind

the thud of his body was loud

he was killed before he could even open his mouth to warn Lily

the door to Harry's nursery flew open and it all happened so fast

there was screaming

bargaining

a sudden flash fo green before Voldemort turned to harry

his cold, pale hand pushed you out of his way

the prophecy had said nothing about you, so he didn't care for what happened to you he just needed to kill harry

which obviously backfired

half the house was blown up

he was gone

harry was crying

and you just wanted your dad

you found your way downstairs, just barely making it down the steps

lily and james had never let you go up or down the steps on your own

only to come face to face with your dad just lying on the ground motionless

his eyes were still open

now i want you guys to think of the lion king

you know the scene where simba finds mufasa's dead body and just lays with it because he doesn't know where else to go

you just wanted any kind of comfort you could find

so with tear streaks going down your face you slayed next to your dad, getting as close as you could, hoping he'd just wake up

sirius is the one who finds you, asleep next to james' body

it was rather rough for sirius

and he could hear harry crying somewhere upstairs

you wake up to uncle padfoot trying to keep in his tears as he takes in the scene before him

you're just glad to see a familiar face

you run over to him, tears freshly falling as you wail about how daddy and mommy won't wake up

you also gently pull james' glasses off his face and keeping them in your small hand

keeping them safe for him later

you knew he didn't like to sleep with his glasses on

eventually hagrid shows up

you guys know the story

but i will say

it takes a lot for you to leave uncle pads and go with this big strange man

youre basically heaving as you beg to stay with sirius

and forcing you off his hip and onto the bike with hagrid was the worst thing he's ever had to do

even for a two year old, youre eyes held such a strong emotion of betrayal

sirius would never forget it

the dursley's were not fond of you and harry

you had james temper and stubbornness

harry was just a 6 month old baby

doing 6 month old baby things

for the first month you'd ask for james, lily, uncle moony, uncle padfoot, even uncle wormtail on a daily basis

until one day petunia just snapped

you had asked about sirius, or as you called him uncle padfoot, and petunia lost it

she started to shout, her hand coming out to strike your cheek as she told you that no one was coming

not now

not ever

you never asked after that

over time you forgot about sirius and remus and peter

you forgot about the song your dad would sing every saturday morning when making breakfast

or the way your mom would hum when she brushed your hair

all lily and james had become were familiar scents and the same pair of eyes you'd see in your dreams (though for a long time you just assumed they were your eyes, they looked enough like yours)

and you grew up always feeling like you were on the wrong side of a billowing curtain

you and harry grew up only having each other

you were very protective of him

and dudley hated it

because you had James art for pranks

and his art for rarely getting caught

unfortunately for you petunia and vernon didn't need evidence to incriminate you

you were often on the receiving end of disciplinary swats and missed meals

and you'd often take harry's punishments for him

you and harry were also forced to share a room

or cupboard

you let him decorate it with all his things (he didn't have many)

and you guys shared a bed up until you got your hogwarts letter

which that was kept very quiet

you got the letter

and petunia and vernon were just glad to be able to send you and your pranks away

you weren't allowed to tell harry

but you did anyway

secretly

you didn't tell him all the details but you told him that you were going to a school far away and you'd be back whenever aunt petunia let you back

going to school was interesting

you didn't know anyone

bUT HAGRID WAS ALSO THERE TO HELP YOU AND BUY YOU YOURE STUFF AND HE BOUGHT YOU YOUR FIRST WAND

you still have james' glasses

you put them on when youre nervous

so youre sitting in the train

first day

you don't know anyone

big round glasses sitting on your nose as you look out the window barely able to see what's going on

james was as blind as a bat

on the train you spend your time reading your new books

absorbing all the material

you were not going to just walk into this new school of mAGIC not knowing aNYTHING

by the time you got there you were at leas base level with most subjects

some were easier to catch onto than others

as long as you didn't let the logical side of your brain do too much work

within the first week you'd find out about your parents

curtesy of older gryffindor kids who knew your last name and were just amazed by the story

oH ALSO YOURE IN GRYFFINDOR

AND WHEN MCGONAGALL READS YOUR NAME SHE GASPS TO HERSELF

BECAUSE

Y/N POTTER

she remembers when james had written to her with the news of Lily's pregnancy with you

and how he was nervous you'd come out just like him and he wouldn't be able to handle you as well as she had, he was asking her for advice

and when you walked up to sit on the chair she nearly dropped her scroll of parchment and pulled you into a hug

you looked just like him

dark hair

pale skin

same eyes and eye shape

and same habit of picking at the skin around your thumb nail when nervous

the hat announcing you were a gryffindor was very overwhelming for her

then she realizes you

are e x a c t l y

like james

and merlin is she tiRED OF THIS SHIT

ok so at this point i am going to direct you to the other headcanon (linked above) if you want a more fred x reader approach 

continue here if not

so youre on the quidditch team

and youre a natural 

let me tell you

you just have the innate ability 

much like james

and at first they had you as a seeker

and you were good

but you excelled as a chaser 

i also firmly believed that there was a practice broom that james had carved his name into

or maybe just a ‘J.P.’

that was the broom you'd practice on

even use for games before you got your own broom

ok so

let’s talk your relationship with harry 

you made sure you were the one to tell him what happened to your parents

as i said it was your first year when you fond out about what happened 

the gryffindor student had told you what they knew

and you went to professor mcgonagall pretty distraught 

you were near tears as you practically begged her to just tell you what happened, you wanted the truth 

because all your life your aunt and uncle had told you that your parents had been killed in a car accident 

needless to say 

you didn't want harry to find out that way

but you also knew he was noticing the stares

the whispers

so you told him on the first night

he had already been put into gryffindor and was getting ready for bed when you are up to his dorm 

bECAUSE IT’S CANON THAT GIRLS CAN GO UP INTO THE BOYS DORMS AND BOYS CANT GO UP INTO THE GIRLS DORMS AND I WILL CITE THE PARAGRAPH IF ANYONE NEEDS

and you kinda push out ron, neville, and dean 

but yeah thats how he finds out all the details and such 

ok so you and harry are sUPER CLOSE

and you are very 

v e r y

protective of harry 

you'd do anything for the kid 

wHEN YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THE WHOLE SORCERER’S STONE FIASCO 

YOU ARE LIVID

because harry is your baby brother and you love him so much and don't like seeing him hurt 🥺

as harry grows older he gets a bit more

embarrassed 

about having you protective over him

and im pretty sure i mentioned this in the last headcanon post 

but yeah he’d be like 14 and you'd be 17 and he'd just

“stOP this is so emBARRASSING”

what a little dweeb

ok leTS TALK ABOUT SIRIUS 

BECAUSE YOU AND SIRIUS WERE CLOSE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER

HE WAS UNCLE PADFOOT

YOU LOVED HIM

until your fifth year (harry’ third) when you were told he betrayed your parents and got them killed 

youre in the whomping willow when with harry, hermione, and ron 

its a lot for both of you

because sirius is seeing his goddaughter who looks just like james, and his the same fire in her eyes as his bestrfriend

his b r o t h e r 

and youre seeing the man who was responsible for your parents murder 

again 

it was A LOT

i have a feeling you, JAMES POTTERS DAUGHTER, would just lunge at him 

and youre crying

trying to hit him

hurt him like he hurt you

just anything to bring pain upon this man

and sirius is having flashbacks of when you had ran to him from next to james’ lifeless body 

and how different everything had been just days prior to October 31 1981

upon finding out the truth 

scammers is now wormtail

peter ‘little bitch ass’ pettigrew

you and harry are immediately forming this connection

this sort of dependency on sirius 

within a few minutes

because he is the only living connection you have to your dad 

apart from yourselves of course

but eh was the only reminder that james potter was a real man 

and lily potter did exist 

and there was a time where your family was complete 

it never crossed your mind that any more misfortune could strike 

not now 

not when you finally got back your uncle pads

and then you guys walk into the moonlight, the full moon light

everything flips instantly 

you guys are back to square one 

i like to think you have a very big part in getting sirius free 

so you guys know what happen in between prisoner of azkaban and order of the phoenix 

and this headcanon is already getting very long and we haven't even gotten to the wAR YET 

so we are doing a little time jump

order of the phoenix 

your last year

you are living with sirius in grimmauld place 

petunia and vernon kicked you out once you turned 17 after finding out that was the legal age in the wizarding world

you and sirius are close 

super close

i mean he is like a father figure to you

he is uncle pads again

oOO AND OK 

SO 

AFTER FINDING OUT HIS DAD AND HIS BROS 😤

WERE ALL UNREGISTERED ANIMAGI 

OBVIOUSLY YOU WANTED TO BE ONE TOO 

youre a gazelle 

it just makes sense

father figure sirius is not happy when he finds out

uncle pads, however, couldn't be happier

its finally starting to feel like a family again

you and harry have sirius 

aLSO REMUS

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anyway

everything is falling into place

you and harry are filling the james sized hole in Sirius’ heart (not completely but it’s better)

and he is doing the same for you two

you and harry love your uncle pads

then the battle in the department of mysteries happens 

youre there

you see it 

you watch as bellatrix hits sirius with a curse 

youre not sure which 

nothing too serious you hope, and seeing that he’s still standing he should be fine 

but then he stumbles

she's stunned him perhaps 

and he makes eye contact with you

there was a look so final, so sad

yet so relieved in his eyes as you watched him fall through the veil

remus grabbed harry

tonks held you

if she hadn’t been you knew you would've thrown yourself into the veil after him

its a whirlwind from then on let me tell you

so we know what happens

all that fun stuff 

the war hits

harry, hermione, and ron leave

youre left with the weasley’s 

it’s hard being away from harry

not knowing if he was ok

if he was even alive 

you guys finally reunite at shell cottage 

bill calls you the second he sees harry, hermione, ron, and dobby apparate in front of his house

you were quick to pull harry into a bone crushing hug 

keen on never letting go 

because after all he is still (and always will be) your baby brother 

you guys are all at the battle of hogwarts

oK WAIT

SO

YOU REFUSE TO LET HARRY WALK TO HIS DEATH ALONE

ALSO YOUVE FIGURED WHAT HE PLANS ON DOING BUT NEITHER OF YOU HAVE SAID ANYTHING

NOT WANTING TO ACCEPT THAT THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS SEE EACH OTHER 

AND THE RESURRECTION STONE COMES OUT 

BOTH YOU AND HARRY ARE HOLDING ONTO IT 

AND SUDDENLY

SIRIUS 

REMUS 

THERE ALL THERE 

EVEN A WOMAN WITH RED HAIR 

AND A MAN WHO LOOKS PAINFULLY FAMILIAR 

ok so hear me out 

i think harry enjoyed looking at pictures of james and lily

but you didnt

you didnt want to see everything that was taken from you

so you weren’t super aware of what your dad actually looked like seeing as you avoided pictures of him and your mom like the plague 

but you just knew 

and james was standing there

beaming

and he just looked so proud of you and harry 

so did lily 

she was the first one to say something 

“Your father and I are so proud of the both of you”

and you just broke down 

james right there with you 

he watched as you sobbed, choking on your cries 

and he couldn’t do anything about it 

he couldn’t hold you or comfort you

he couldn’t be a dad 

and it broke him

as much as it could break a dead man 

“you’ve grown so beautiful, darling” he'd smile sadly

his voice seemed to bring back all of your memories once lost 

“have you always been here, with us?”

“always.”

“typical, your father shows up and everyone forgets about uncle padfoot”

both you and harry laugh at that 

but the mood was somber 

harry then speaks up

“does it hurt?”

it was the first time either of you had confirmed that you both knew what was going to happen 

“dying? not at all, quicker than falling asleep.”

“will you stay with me?”

“until the very end. 

james is the one who answers, looking teary eyes at his son

and you know you cant go any further 

harry has to do this alone 

its quite symbolic actually 

the one time you'd let go of the reigns 

removed the protective arms you had around your baby brother 

he’d die 

but you had to do it 

so everything goes as planned 

harry dies

comes back

we love a resurrecting king 

and the war ends 

when you got back home from the war 

let’s say you are still living at grimmauld place seeing as it was left to you 

the first thing you do is go through old photos with harry 

any and everything you can get your hands on 

you see your mother’s sparkling green eyes

the same eyes your brother had 

and your father’s unruly mop of curls 

the same wave pattern in your dark hair 

everything finally felt right 

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Ok yay! Here are some iron golem adopted gem head-cannons :)!

When ever gem is overworking herself with her builds or put in the pumpkin patch the iron golems with distract her with poppy’s and roses, gently getting her away from her work. But by the 3rd time she sneaks back out they will just pick her up and plop her onto her bed.

Gems house is the only one in the village with big enough doors and tall enough ceilings for the iron golems to fit (making her more of a outcast)

The iron golems will help her with her pumpkin farming by carrying the fresh produce wherever it needs to go

The first flower they every gave baby gem was a beautiful yellow daffodil, which is why she always has yellow flowers in her hair now. 

Iron golems have super long life spans, so they view gem as like a very responsible toddler

Gem has a special place in her house with extra iron and furnaces to help heal the iron golems after a rough night.

The Minecraft wiki says that iron golems can see illager locations through walls so imagine gem and a golem in her house as she’s making her pumpkins for her roof or having some well deserved tea when suddenly the golem is on high alert and will not let gem outside until they get more information from another iron golems,

Gems 8 when she first watches a iron golem die, killed by men with crossbows, and a powerful illusioner, she can barley remember another person there, a redhead boy with a blurry face. But she doesn’t have any memories of him from after that night. She decides that he must not be very important then.

The golems don’t trust the raccoon girl (RIP), and are always at gems side when she enters the village. No ones taking away their baby again.

Iron golems don’t speak but they have a form of communication a mix between ASL and Morse Code. Like how quickly tossing their arms up and then down is a hello, 3 stomps to the ground (they are made of solid iron, the stomps are LOUD) is a warning of a fight. Crossing a arm over their chest means love and so on

Over time Gem has picked up on this language much to the confusion of the other players

But, She never understood what two light taps to both her shoulders and a tap of the top of her head ment, a motion the golems would do In passing moments in the pumpkin fields, after gem makes a trade, or when meeting with golems from other villages.

Unbeknownst to her it means my child, two taps to the shoulds and a tap to the head, just like the 4 iron blocks and one pumpkin needed to create a golem

-🪱

OK USUALLY HOW I DO THESE IS RESPOND TO EACH HC IN ORDER BUT THE LAST ONE….. THE FUCKING LAST ONE I CANT NOT TALK ABOUT THAT FIRST

THE TAPS BEING THE WAY YOU CREATE A GOLEM😭😭😭😭 THE IDEA OF THEM ALL JUST CALLING GEM HER CHILD TO GOLEMS FROM OTHER VILLAGES AND IN PASSING AROUND ANYONE AND JUST CASUALLY MY HEART IS BREAKINF AND MELTING RN /POS THATS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER HEARD 😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗💗 she’ll probably never know what it means since she’s the only one who can even communicate at all with villagers, but the golems know and as long as they live they’ll always refer to her as that I need a moment to recover that genuinely made me cry I need to draw that eventually

OK OK AAA THE OTHER HEADCANONS LMAO

gem is 100% a workaholic no matter the universe so that one makes sense I love that Sm <3 villagers get distracted easily so Gem probably goes for the flowers everytime but I think the Golems just like scooping her up anyways. Also hard to break out of a literal iron grip and I think on days she’s especially working herself, probably somehow even harder than that to get herself to fight the urge to fall asleep the moment they set her down

YES YES YES GOTTA HAVE AN EXTRA BIG HOUSE TO LET HER FAMILY STAY!!! They gotta be able to visit her and protect her and make sure she stays resting when she needs it!!! Plus since villagers have a tendency to barge into each other’s houses unannounced I think the golems being able to fit inside helps make sure she has some privacy lmao. Not helping much with the whole outsider thing (especially since canonically her house is one she took over from an already existing one 😭) but worth it for them to be able to watch over her where she’s safe ❤️❤️

THATS ADORABLE with their big arms they probably can carry a lot of pumpkins so definitely big helps!!! I think gem would try and teach a few how to decorate the pumpkins like the kind she uses for her roof and they just end up getting paint all over them. Gem has them stick to helping carry crops after that lol

THE FIRST FLOWER BEING YELLOW WHEN SHE WAS A BABY EXCUSE ME IM CRYING ALL AGAIN🥺 THATS SO CUTE I think she’d switch between daffodils or poppies, whatever the golems decide to give her enough of to decorate her braid with!!

BWHSHWHAHW I DIDNT THINK ABOUT THAT thats probably one of the reasons they’re so protective of her. She may be responsible enough to farm and earn her keep but at the same time to them, she’s still their baby just trying to fit in by claiming she’s the leader of the village and getting into all sorts of mishaps <3 <3

Three iron one is so bittersweet </3 I think the one thing gem would hate about the village is whenever the pillagers raid or there’s a zombie outbreak or some random traveler manages to sneak in and try and do worse than looting. The golems do their best to protect everyone but just like how they’re always there for her, Gem’s there for them ready to keep them healthy whenever they need.

It’s probably somehow that happens a lot, even if the pillagers or enemies are a little far away to the point where it’s not a cause for concern yet, the moment the ones in her house see them it’s on sight barricading the door and cautiously waiting for information while Gem just sighs and tries to reassure them (something that never works. Golem’s are protective by nature, it’s what they were built for, but nobody hurts their kid)

NOT THE ROSEBLINGS ANGST GOD DAMNIT😭😭😭 everytime FWhip tries to visit there’s something so familiar about him that can’t help but leave her curious despite her fear and knowledge to stay the heck away from him. I think the moment she ever found out he was there when her family was killed it’d shatter any chance of her getting close enough to him to find out they’re siblings 💔💔

RIP LIZZIE BWHSHWHAHW reminds me of a doodle idea I had where gem’s like

“Lizzie died :(“ and one of the Golems is just thinking “good riddance.” I enjoy the dadfwhip hc with Lizzie and I think it’s hilarious that unknowingly if we follow that, Lizzie kidnapped her aunt and her aunt totally let her

THE COMMUNICATION THING IS SO COOL IVE NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. Even though the golems can understand her Gem would probably occasionally try and mimic their way of communicating, which would sometimes slip into conversations with the other people on the server and they’d get very confused when she hears a mob and suddenly starts stomping her foot against the ground three times out of habit. The “my child” thing is still killing her I’m so emotional over all of these Rn THABK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR SHARING IM GONNA BE REREADING THESE FOREVER