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nasuversekinkmeme · 2 years ago

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Weekly Roundup: Prompts!

Kara no Kyoukai

Kara No Kyoukai ghost hunting.

Tsukihime

Smut, nrvnqsr/roa. nrvnqsr's pussy IS toothy

tsukihime yaoi. + arihiko

Gore tw, Arcueid/Ciel disemboweling each other and cuddling above the warm blood and guts? Romance preferred, but platonic works too.

kohaku/arcueid?? i think theyd be an interesting couple. lots of potential for toxic yuri

tsukihime CW adaptation

Smut, arihiko/shiki freaknasty t4t sex with the knife. also tboy frotting.

The Tsukihime Arihiko route.

Kohaku getting sick and Hisui taking care of her

Satsuki as a harem protagonist! (preferably sfw)

Fate/Stay Night

Fsn post heavens feel where Sakura has her own harem with all the girls and housewife shirou. Can be as wholesome or degenerate as you want, i just want to see sakura being loved

Shirou force fem by Caster

SFW Artoria/Cu

Fate stay night CW adaptation

Fate/Extra

Smut, hakuno pegging gil so hard that he pisses himself

Extra Shinji being happy. Maybe he gets summoned to Chaldea as a pseudoservant and bonds with the rest of the child servants.

Hakunon calming Nero down while she has a panic attack

Kaleid Liner Prisma Illya

Prisma illya sickfic

one of the prillya girls commits a madoka style self sacrifice

Prillya trio hugging for warmth in the winter

Fate/Apocrypha

Astolfo helping a trans girl transition?

Lord El-Melloi's Case Files

Smut, age gap, incest, Waver has to marry Reines due to political reasons, on their wedding night waver tries go to sleep hoping this is all a nightmare. It isn't a nightmare, Reines is now his wife and she won't let him sleep for the entire night. Femdom.

Smut, waver + prostate massage

Fate/Grand Order

Merlin forcedfem

Amakusa / Angra, fluff or ship

Would love to see a cutesy thing where Scheherazade and Mandricardo are having sex, and Mandri is trying and failing to be confident as it happens (optional Schez trying and succeeding at being confident)

Sita finally comes to chaldea and reunites with Rama, although not everyone is happy, since Kama really doesn't know how to deal with her paremts

Mebd being too horny to function in the slightest

Georgios/Vritra + bondage, him attempting to help her “atone” for her previous actions.

Smut, Cock worship + one of the Knights of the Round

Edmond Dantes as a vampire; anything with a vampire AU with him turning on the charm with Gudako or Gudao would be amazing :3c hell, even regular Edmond getting a mana transfer via blood drinking would be amazing!

Noncon tw, Kama psychologically tortures Gudako by using her clones and changing their appearances into people Ritsuka loves saying terrible things to her. She also sexually abuses her while at it

Smut, Shuten rooting around Guda guts 3, Massive oni dong boogaloo

Smut, Kagetora/Gudako

Morgan being a good mother fluff?

Raikou finds out Kintoki is dating Shuten and they have a talk

Jalter reacting to the utter lack of porn of her

Smut, noncon, solomon/goetia, teaching that beast a lesson

Caren drugs her father, ties him up and transfroms him in chaldea punching bag, for only 100K QP you get to punch and torture kirei for half an hour

Smut, fgo selfcest orgy

Smut, abercest gangbang

Smut, Archer getting sucked dry by Medb

Sita and Gudao tag-teaming/sandwiching Rama

Smut, FGO Asclepius but its him diagnosing the mc with needing to get dicked down so he does it himself since the mc needs it ASAP

Yu Meiren + Bedivere, where they crossed path when they were both immortals

castoria trying Really hard to convince oberon and guda that yes, the world is in fact ending and yes, that is a bad thing

Skadi/Iri dating after they met from their joint custody of Sitonai

an ill-fitting servant of the writer's choice is put in charge of the Chaldea daycare for a day

Shuten rooting around in Guda guts 2!

Smut, girlcock worship, either Kiara/GUdako or Kama/Gudako with trans girl Gudako

Mori Nagayoshi praised until he's a blushing mess!

Mozart being happy to see his friend Salieri again as servants

continuing on the "BB gets subjected to karmic transformations " train , let give her passionlip sized boobs , but BB doesn't get the giant metal hands to help her keep balance

BB gets tf'd into a inflatable punching bag toy , the kind that when ya give it a strong punch , it gets right back up. BB's fully conscious in that state , & once the transformation is completed, the newly made Bopper Bag is placed in the section of chaldea's gym that is often frequented by the ruler class servants.

Smut, Xu Fu/Yu Meiren

in fgo, kirei doesn't have magic resistance , so gudako could use her command seals to force him to wear a playboy bunny leotard , or model for a sexy fireman calendar. there's endless possibilities when it comes to doing lewd things to yorokobe man with the help of command seals~!

Unethical knifeplay from a Mister Hyde + Blood drinking. Thank you! Dubcon or Noncon is fine!

Shuten and Raiko have been fighting each other more fiercely as of late, so obviously the best way to relieve that tension is for them to have a nice long and relaxing hate-fuck session...that somehow causes more collateral damage than any one of their fights.

Just an AU where everything is the same But Gudao's design concept is a Genderbent Sakura instead of Rin

Morgan has a talk with her family, all of her family, adopted children included, i'm looking at you Lancelot, don't think you can outrun your mother

I would like to see Hephaestion get more attention, she is so cool

Smut, Oberon ovipos… there is so much potential and yet such a lack of it. Make master a seedbed!! 👏

KIREI MPREG!!

Nobunaga is bored with Chaldea, no challenge, nothing to conquer, until she sees something that catches her eye. A strong warrior, with a monstrous physique, whose only joy was in battle, after getting her eyes in that beast of a man that was Cu Alter, Nobunaga finally was able to set a new goal for herself: She wanted to get into this man's pants!

We get to take a look at medbs life in Chaldea, from her romantic dates, to her one night stands, to her weekly orgy and how she rode her way into literally every servant's heart in Chaldea to the point she has become the de-facto queen of the place, no servant, master or employee is safe from her charms!

Shimousa Kiyohime gets mixed into Proper Human History Kiyohime's spirit origin and she suddenly finds herself Very Attracted To Musashi

hi you know that bit in oberons valentines scene where he implies hes going to ask his caesar for money cause hes his dad in the play hes from yeah its ruining my life can i have some oberon/caesar to alleviate my hysteria about it how far you lean into the incest side of things is your prerogative but i need this its killing me

Smut, hello hello can i get my boy mandricardo some dick please? hes the 30 year old emo boy of all time and mayhaps some dick would relieve his anxiety. not picky about who is providing it can be hektor it can be astolfo it can be roland even now that hes playable just get him some good dick please

Goredolf/Koyanskaya? Can be smut, can be pre canon, post canon, pining, angst, anything you want! I'm just FASCINATED by the fact that this guy almost got murdered by her like three times yet have enough leftover love to hang onto the lipstick she gave him

Smut, Gudao gets tentacle fucked by Hokusai

Smut, Koyan of Light has a dialogue line where she states she wants to assert her dominance over Robin. I think Robin Hood legally has to be pegged by Koyan of Light now

Smut, Enough with the sad Olga Asks! i wanna see my girl getting fucked stupid for once!

anything bartholomew/guda please,, can be either smut or fluff, i just want more content of this pirate man

The reason Morgan hates Artoria is because she was in love with Guinevere and couldn't stand seeing her laying with another woman, much less her own sister. Now they're both in Chaldea and Morgan has 1500 years of suppressed feelings ready to be unleashed

okay , phantom thief amakusa & Mistress C (aka rider carmilla) are both after the same ultra rare artifact at the museuem , But Mistress C double crossed him. while she's taking an audio tour of the museum , Semiramis found the cupboard that amakusa got shoved into.

BB gets tf'd into a Doll Maid enemy & she's getting edged the entire time. if the author so wishes , this can be a fic where BB gets NTRD.

Smut, ishtar , astrea & BB glory wall .

Gray "resents Saber for being the ideal she was molded into" vs Castoria "won't somebody please give Saber a break" FIGHT!

No one in Chaldea seens to be able to cath Skadi's eyes, Medb catches one look at the ice queen and takes the challenge

Begging for anything happy Kirschtaria/Ophelia. Smut absolutely welcome, but will settle for just something with a happy ending.

I need more Dom!Guda. Doesn’t matter who subs.

Crossovers

can i ask for someone to make a john wick pseudoservant? or maybe hes a servant on his own. he's just hanging out with other chaldean servants, i think he'll fit right in

fgo asclepius stars in an episode of house md

Chaldea manages to summon Suguru Geto (up to anyone for whichever part of the timeline he's from), but it's only due to one unlikely catalyst: Fujino

Fate/Stay Night and Tsukihime crossover

Kim Dokja gets summoned to Chaldea

Any fandom

Smut, noncon, Hey is reader insert okay, and if yes can I ask for a reader insert about being stuck in a wall and various characters taking advantage of that? I just want multiple servants (or mages! ain't picky) playing with my holes without asking for my consent is that too much to ask

Smut, My prompt is: tfw you lose in a friendly competition and your opponent whip out their dick to shove it in your mouth as a prize.

This anon asks for omegaverse! Specifically, omegaverse with a focus on the worldbuilding. Do omegaverse presentations affect magecraft in any way? Do servants get summoned with the presentation they had in life? What about demi-servants? Or composite servants? or nonhuman servants? How does society (regular & mage one) evolve considering omegaverse is here? I don't need you to answer ALL of these questions (or even specifically THESE questions) but that's what I mean by "focus on the worldbuilding."

Smut, There is an astonishing lack of tentacles or pervy vine stuff anywhere. Caster Cu and Gudako vine sex. Or just write any servant using their tentacles or vine manipulation or anything other creative binding tools on Gudako to fuck her, really!

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#weekly roundup

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hasarjunadoneanythingwrong · 2 years ago

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Possibly, *Probably*, >*Definitely*

Source: vibes

>*Mash*

>*Artoria*

Nero

>*Siegfried*

>*Altera*

Emiya

*Atalante*

>*Leonidas*

Romulus

*Medusa*

*Georgios*

>*Ushiwakamaru*

Hans

Shakespeare

>*Mephistopheles*

>*Mozart*

Waver

*Kojirou*

>*Sanson*

Phantom

Kintoki

Asterios

*Jeanne*

>*Scathach*

Jack

>*Tesla*

Babbage

*Fran*

>*Arjuna*

>*Karna*

>*Amakusa*

>*Astolfo*

Dantes

>*Nightingale*

>*Jalter*

*Angry Mango*

>*Hundred Personas*

*Sanzang*

Ibaraki

>*Kotarou*

*Danzo*

*Bedivere*

Da Vinci

*Marie*

>*Enkidu*

Gilgamesh

*Merlin*

>*Solomon*

*MHXA*

*Moriarty*

Yan Qing

Toshizo

>*Nobunaga*

>*Nobukatsu*

*Suzuka*

>*Scherezade*

Wu Zeitan

>*Holmes*

*Tomoe*

>*Inshun*

>*Weebat*

*Nezha*

>*Avicebro*

*Salieri*

>*Sieg*

>*Okita Alter*

*Sigurd*

*Valkyries*

Diarmuid

*Lanling*

>*Quiche*

*Beni-Enma*

*Reines*

>*Gray*

>*Jinako*

Lakshmi

>*Asclepius*

>*Kagetora*

Carmilla

>*Sei*

Odysseus

*dioscuri*

>*Voyager*

*Tsuna*

Miss Crane

*Taisui*

Roland

Charlie

>*Xu Fu*

*Sen no Rikyu*

Tezcatlipoca

Kukulkan

See I did wonder about hundred personas but ultimately decided unless we went and checked every persona (similar situation w jack tbh) then it probably was more accurate to ‘just’ put them down as having did. Unless they were comorbid…? Which is possible tbh

I totally forgot about diarmuid and miss crane though theyre def on the list. Some of the others I wasn’t sure about bc as much as I love saying everyone has autism I also think it’s important that there just be people who are weird. I also wasn’t too sure about some of the robot/god types but only bc that’s an annoying ass trope in media for the most autism coded guy to also be specifically inhuman, which was why I hadn’t included nezha, the valkyries, and enkidu despite them being rather obvious picks typically (I did include daybit though bc. He’s obviously autistic smh guys come on). I wouldn’t be against including them though….

#Lakshmi I might actually argue against…well maybe not….urgh…………hm…………hrnnn #if wu is included then Elizabeth has to be. she’s even worse about being touched and such #my asks

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galechives · 10 months ago

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In this sense, heteropessimism is, to borrow Lee Edelman’s phrase, an “anesthetic feeling”: “a feeling that aims to protect against overintensity of feeling and an attachment that can survive detachment.” Heteropessimism’s anesthetic effect is especially seductive because it dissociates women from the very traits—overattachment and “the overintensity of feeling”—for which straight culture is determined to make us ashamed. That much heteropessimist sentiment is delivered in joke form coheres with Henri Bergson’s idea that comedy delivers “a momentary anesthesia of the heart.” Unlike traditional comedy, however, heteropessimism is anticathartic. Its structure is anticipatory, designed to preemptively anesthetize the heart against the pervasive awfulness of heterosexual culture as well as the sharp plunge of quotidian romantic pain. During the media storm surrounding Brett Kavanaugh’s hearing, for example, the comedian Solomon Georgio tweeted (to the tune of over 23,000 retweets and 142,000 likes): “Today is a reminder that if homosexuality was a choice, there would be 2, maybe 3, straight women left after today.” This sentence, which circles back to the same word on which it began, betrays the confusion between universality and specificity embedded in heteropessimism. Kavanagh is a “reminder” of a preexisting fact—that no woman would choose to be straight—yet this fact is somehow also produced by “today,” by the particular awfulness of the present

Like most online subcultures, heteropessimism occupies a contradictory relationship to the market. Quite often framed as an anti-capitalist position, heteropessimism could be read as a refusal of the “good life” of marital consumption and property ownership that capitalism once mandated. Yet this good life, which was always withheld from marginalized populations, is now untenable for almost everyone. If the couple was the primary consumer unit of the past, today this has collapsed, or more accurately been replaced by a new dyad, the individual consumer and her phone. It is hardly news that the goal of the big hookup apps is to keep people single. Tinder has made this surprisingly explicit in its first ever brand campaign, which features an exuberant, seemingly carefree blonde woman accompanied by the words “Single does what single wants.” Stay single, stay wanting, and let the data of your desire accumulate like so many layers of gold.

This is an acute problem. Social movements such as #MeToo or the South African protest against intimate-partner violence #MenAreTrash demonstrate the frightening urgency with which heterosexual culture needs to be revolutionized. Heteropessimism might seem like a starting point of that revolution, but in reality its anesthetizing force has had the ironic effect of stalling some of the momentum of these movements. If “heterosexuality” becomes shorthand for misogyny, the proper object of critique falls from view. To be permanently, preemptively disappointed in heterosexuality is to refuse the possibility of changing straight culture for the better.

from Asa Seresin, "On Heteropessimism" (2019)

#asa seresin #sexuality

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staticespace · 4 months ago

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ID: A post by Twitter user Solomon Georgio {blue check mark} @ solomongeorgio

"It's pathetic when someone says their childhood was ruined by a remake or reboot. My childhood was ruined by my parents like god intended"

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#*strained laughter*

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picturethisshow · 5 months ago

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Wowwie our PRIDE lineup just got even better with the just added APARNA NANCHERLA & SOLOMON GEORGIO!! We hope to see ya either at the Virgil or on our Livestream THIS FRIDAY!!

FRIDAY 6/21 7:30 doors 8pmPT show/livestream

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brookstonalmanac · 2 months ago

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Events 9.19 (after 1950)

1950 – Korean War: An attack by North Korean forces was repelled at the Battle of Nam River. 1957 – Plumbbob Rainier becomes the first nuclear explosion to be entirely contained underground, producing no fallout. 1960 – Indian Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru and Pakistani President Ayub Khan sign the Indus Waters Treaty for the control and management of the Indus, Chenab, Jhelum, Ravi, Sutlej and Beas rivers. 1970 – Michael Eavis hosts the first Glastonbury Festival. 1970 – Kostas Georgakis, a Greek student of geology, sets himself ablaze in Matteotti Square in Genoa, Italy, as a protest against the dictatorial regime of Georgios Papadopoulos. 1976 – Turkish Airlines Flight 452 hits the Taurus Mountains, outskirt of Karatepe, Turkey, killing all 154 passengers and crew. 1976 – Two Imperial Iranian Air Force F-4 Phantom II jets fly out to investigate an unidentified flying object. 1978 – The Solomon Islands join the United Nations. 1982 – Scott Fahlman posts the first documented emoticons :-) and :-( on the Carnegie Mellon University bulletin board system. 1983 – Saint Kitts and Nevis gains its independence. 1985 – A strong earthquake kills thousands and destroys about 400 buildings in Mexico City. 1985 – Tipper Gore and other political wives form the Parents Music Resource Center as Frank Zappa, John Denver, and other musicians testify at U.S. Congressional hearings on obscenity in rock music. 1989 – A bomb destroys UTA Flight 772 in mid-air above the Tùnùrù Desert, Niger, killing all 170 passengers and crew. 1991 – Ötzi the Iceman is discovered in the Alps on the border between Italy and Austria. 1995 – The Washington Post and The New York Times publish the Unabomber manifesto. 1997 – The Guelb El-Kebir massacre in Algeria kills 53 people. 2006 – The Thai army stages a coup. The Constitution is revoked and martial law is declared. 2008 – A Learjet 60 carrying musicians Travis Barker and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein crashes during a rejected takeoff from Colombia Metropolitan Airport in West Columbia, South Carolina, killing four of the six people on board. Barker and Goldstein both survive. 2010 – The leaking oil well in the Deepwater Horizon oil spill is sealed. 2011 – Mariano Rivera of the New York Yankees surpasses Trevor Hoffman to become Major League Baseball's all-time career saves leader with 602. 2016 – In the wake of a manhunt, the suspect in a series of bombings in New York and New Jersey is apprehended after a shootout with police. 2017 – The 2017 Puebla earthquake strikes Mexico, causing 370 deaths and over 6,000 injuries, as well as extensive damage. 2019 – A drone strike by the United States kills 30 civilian farmers in Afghanistan. 2021 – The Cumbre Vieja volcano, on the island of La Palma in the Canary Islands, erupts. The eruption lasts for almost three months, ending on December 13. 2022 – The state funeral of Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom is held at Westminster Abbey, London.

#Events

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nakedcomedy · 2 years ago

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50 Worst Jokes returns as one of the most unique, rowdy, and fun comedy shows in Los Angeles. 50 of LA's top comedians, people who headline all over the country, gather at the Airliner to tell the worst joke they wrote in 2022. The night is a tribute to our collective failures and is always a great time for all! Our 5 year long traditional live show in Los Angeles will also be LIVESTREAMED for the first time ever!

WEDNESDAY 12/28 Live at The Airliner (2419 North Broadway Los Angeles, CA 90031) and Live on Zoom! 7:30pm Doors 8pm PT Show/Livestream start TICKETS: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/50-worst-jokes-tickets-496478499557

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Featuring:

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cloacatak · 1 year ago

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Oh shit! Solomon Georgio is legit so funny. He wrote for both Dollface and the High Fidelity reboot, and is a great stand-up.

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queerafricans · 2 years ago

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Ethiopian-American stand up comic Solomon Georgio on his mom being a drama queen

#solomon georgio #ethiopia #comedy

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nasuversekinkmeme · 1 year ago

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Weekly Roundup: prompts

Tsukihime

SHIKI and Kohaku. Make it fucked up. Bring in Akiha if you want too, all I want is some fucked up moments with them

Akiha bondage good. Akiha monstrous sex good. Monstrous Akiha in tight bondage would be awesome.

kohaku daily life

Transmasc!Arcueid, currently in pieces after Shiki's attack, uses the opportunity to give himself top surgery.

Smut, noncon, Akiha getting drugged and gang banged all night long

Kara no Kyoukai

KnK and cannibalism, please please

Fate/Stay Night

hi. leather bondage with archer in his CCC outfit with the red leather jacket and the dog collar please. put a harness on that beast. would prefer an artfill if possible (im a visual learner btw 👉👈‍��) but im not gonna look a gift fic in the mouth 🙏

Rin and Luvia are assigned study buddies with each other. While at first Rin deals with this about as well as expected, overtime she begins to show enthusiasm towards them. She soon becomes a chubby, nerdy girl ready to list off 1000 different facts about any subject, so long as it's her beloved Luvia

FGO

Morgan, after getting sick and tired of Oberon’s bullshit does some REVENGE. She gets pesticides, bug sprays, anything that is able to harm insects, and when Oberon decides to fuck with her, she goes absolutely HAM with the bug repellent and going psychical. Local Oberon found dead in Chaldea hung on a wall

Smut, Barghest is determined to make sure her romance with her Master will not end in tragedy. To that end, she tries hypnotherapy, in an attempt to help control her impulses that compel her to "devour the one she loves". To everyone's surprise, it works! However, to nobody's surprise, it also involved altering the inherent definition of what Barghest considers "devouring" her beloved means. On one hand, Ritsuka is no longer in any danger whatsoever of ending up as her lunch. On the other, his pelvis may not survive the night, but that is a sacrifice he is more than willing to make.

Smut, Marisbury fucks Kirschtaria or Roman/Solomon with the gun he keeps in his desk drawer

Ritsuka is good at sex, for all the same reasons he’s good at being a master: empathy, endurance, a radical willingness to listen and accept even the unacceptable, etc. Still, he’s one guy with one dick; he has a limit, and dozens of voraciously kinky servants exceed it handily. He solves this problem, like all problems, with other servants; he becomes a human hookup app, matching servants to their ideal lay, mostly to take the pressure off himself. It may backfire, it may not.

Smut, Guda Castoria Oberon having the most insane unsafe and dubiously consentual sex in Chaldea. They have SO much beef with each other AND they're all either repressed or cursed to be unable to give regular informed consent like normal people. I want them have the most undernegociated and violent sex known to man.

Smut, "Oberon being mega horny for Ritsuka," tagged: overstim, rough sex

Tamamo has a fox dick. Tamamo Cat, being one of the Tamamo Nine, also has a fox dick. Koyanskaya, who is not one of the Tamamo Nine and is just faking it, gets a fox dick packer to fake it better.

Smut, Turns out there's another reason Li Shuwen's NP is No Second Strike, and that's because he's a one pump chump and literally comes on the first stroke. Can either be comedy about how he's bad at sex or orgasm denial edging play stuff to raise his endurance.

Smut, Drunk sex with Izou

Smut, Asterios x Barghest X Cu Alter threesome but bersercu is mostly there to help restrain ya girl from trying to maul big fluffy boy mid fuck. not saying he cant do that while hitting asterios's prostate though

Elizabeth and Carmilla actually both bond over their shared annoyance at being the future/past version of each other, doesn't change the fact that they both fucking hate the connection though.

The various Taunt servants - Leonidas, Georgios, Gareth, etc. - commisserate about being used as meat shields all the time. No bitterness - it's their job - but it's a hard job.

During this year Christmas the newest welfare is Caster Artoria Alter Santa Lily, except its actually just morgan after drinking the youth potion so she can relive her youth days

the nickname 'koyanchihuaha' becomes a bit more literal

Void shiki erases everyone's genitals at normal shiki's request because she can't fucking sleep with all the fucking that happens every night

Smut, I feel like Kirschtaria and Zeus should have had gay sex at least once

Smut, Barghest eating her veggies(going down on goghie and getting a little cannibalistic about it)

Tepeu getting This stable instead of This chair

Smut, Adding to that Zeus thing, Caenis and Kirsch also have gay sex after that but since Caenis knows the status of Kirschs body as well as Zeus' more than likely rough loving, he is much more gentle and caring while being mad tsundere

Morgan: “This is my partner Mash, and this is Mash’s partner Ritsuka, who is also my spouse. And these are Ritsuka’s partners Artoria and Oberon.”

muramasa gets a harem consisting of the gals from fate stay night (Ishtar, ereshkigal, jaguar warrior, anyone who knows him) and the artorias. they then have a brawl over who gets the poor man

Smut, incest, aurora fucking mélusine nasty in front of percival… the worse and more degrading for the latter two the better! can be dubcon or straight up noncon, either is a-okay with me! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶

Archer is invited to train by a Heroic Spirit that is by all logic much stronger than he is, yet they are forced to go all out to keep pace with the red bowman. Archer did not fight on equal ground against Heracles for nothing after all

Smut, Someone tries to cuck Gudao by fucking Mash in front of him and he’s just happy she found someone and slightly confused on why they’re fucking in front of him.

Smut, Ritsuka and Oberon have a lot of hate sex. Like, it's pretty much a weekly thing. They even fight for who tops (It's almost always Ritsuka who tops)

Guda letting Castoria bite them on their shoulders/neck whenver they get mad

Fun fact! Baobhan Sith has A-rank Strength, which is even higher than Barghest! Anyway she should give Morgan a hug so bone-crushing that old woman needs a chiropractor

Cannibalism, Barghest can’t help herself and accidentally eats Gudao, mentally denying that it was her even as several servants begin attacking her

Might I request some Emotional Catharsis for Emiya Alter after meeting all his old friends and family in Chaldea, even if he cant really remember them?

Newly minted Servant Fujimaru Ritsuka is forced to farm nonstop for days on end by the Chaldea Farming Teams, so that, quote, "they know what it feels like for us!"

Either obecas or gudacas with an emphasis of how much of a nightmare it is to get explicit consent from someone who is cursed to constantly lie (for Oberon) and/or from someone who constantly agree to do shit she doesn't actually want to do because it's easier/safer than to argue (for Castoria)

Funny rivals moment: Mephistopheles teasing Archer Moriarty over how they’re technically older than him (going my their works’ release years)

Barghest deciding that if Baobhan Sith is going to keep mocking her for her appetites, she might as well swallow her whole too!

Any fandom

there's a common theme in prompts for this kinkmeme, so the opposite of that: let's get some non-Fate characters being asexual

Crossover/Multi Fandom

Shiki, SHIKI, [Shiki], Shiki, and SHIKI realize they actually have enough people to go to Five Guys. Tohno Shiki and Ryougi Shiki are idiots (complimentary).

let's delve in to a little crossover : the koyan twins are looking for product testing volunteers , and 2 people signed up ; Darkness , a masochist crusader , and aqua the useless goddess was forced by gudako to either take the job or aqua will be facing jail time for public intoxication. whatever fetishes the koyan twins inflict on them is largely up to the writers . but i'd like to see aqua undergo a blueberry inflation and when the machines finish juicing her she gets inflated right back up , possibly even bigger than last time. the juice would be later made into liquor. as for darkness im cool with putting her in some inflatable rubber bondage or strap her to a milking machine .

Kirby is summoned in chaldea

And don't forget, the Nasuverse Femslash Week starts tomorrow!

#weekly roundup

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