#solomon 🤍

[sh0jun]

*wants it*

....

*goes to night bringer and tries the first free pull*

*then uses 150 devil points*

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHHH

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA HE LOVES ME HE CAME HOME IN THE FIRST 10 PULLS

THAT'S IT BITCH WE'RE HOLDING A WEDDING CEREMONY RIGHT FUCKING NOW

CNDKEKWKKNFNRJRKEKDKWKAKDNCNDSKSLSLDMCNDNSKSODKDNSKSKCMFKDDKCNCMSKSKCNFNDMAKZKCNCSLAL

[sh0jun]

BANGS HEAD ON TABLE BANGS HEAD ON TABLE BANGS HEAD ON TABLE BANGS HEAD-

Solomon x Ghost (Call of Duty)🏃

[arisaria]

Halle Berry in the 1995 film Solomon & Sheba ⋆𐙚₊˚⊹

[misc-obeyme]

Okay okay, so I don't know if you know what a boudoir photoshoot is, but if you do, I just booked one for the first time. I have my consultation call in 5 hours. I'm super super excited but hella nervous. However, it got me thinking. I was wondering how my favorite boys would react to getting the pictures afterwards.

I think Solomon would be excited. I mean, sexy pictures of his partner? Sounds great!

I honestly don't know how Barb would react. I have such a hard time getting a read on how he'd react to a lot of things.

Satan I feel would be a bit flustered. He'd enjoy them of course, but he'd definitely be flustered.

They're the only three I have really thought of, but gosh. But just... every one of them (Luke excluded obviously) would have such good reactions.

Anyways, how do you think they'd react? Very curious on how you think Barb would react.

~ Solomon🤍

I do in fact know what a boudoir photoshoot is! I hope your consultation went well, I'm sure you'll love the pictures!

I agree with Solomon - I think he'd be excited about it. But I also think he'd be very protective of the pictures. Our man is jealous. He might keep them in a special photo album with a spell on it to curse anybody who tried to touch it! Or if they're digital, then then equivalent of that. Nobody gets to see your sexy pictures but him!

Ahh, Satan would be so flustered. I'm just imagining him blushing like crazy and wanting to look at them, but then also not sure if he should look at them lol. Especially if you're like... there with him at the time. Like if you send them to him so you're not sitting next to him, he'll still be flustered, but perhaps a little less than he would be if you were right there.

I think your presence would also have an impact on how Barbatos would react. For instance, if you were with him at the time, he would look through the pictures with a neutral expression. Making you think he's not affected at all. You're like waiting in anticipation for some kinda reaction. Turns out he's just really good at containing himself, but he can't hold it in forever. I think that'd make him lose control just enough that he wouldn't be able to stop himself from kissing you and kissing you and if you let him, he'll drag you away to his room~

But if you're not there with him at the time, like you sent him the pictures and he's just sitting there looking through them without you there, he's gonna have no one to help him deal with the pent up feelings he's got. Miiiiight just go find you wherever you are. Might wait for you to come to him.

I suppose either way, I think he's gonna be flustered in a "I am losing control of myself right now" kind of way.

After that first time, he saves them for when he really misses you. He knows what looking at those pictures will do to him, so he keeps them locked away in drawer somewhere. Only takes them out when you're off in the human world or for some reason he can't be beside you. It isn't the same as having you with him, of course, but they're a reminder of how much you care about him, how much you trust him.

Oh oops I got a little too dramatic at the end there, but uh... I think you get what I'm trying to say lol.

[clearphilosophercandy]

[katboykirby]

t4t SoloTan 🏳️‍⚧️

[nnnneeev]

I want to kiss him so bad 😞💖

[mcx7demonbros]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOLOMON 🤍

[inuiiwonderland]

Would you guys be interested if I post my obey me mcs lore?👀

[lovebugdotcom]

“STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT”

“…”

“STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME”

“…”

[morethansalad]

Coconut Pudding — Vegan Dessert from the Solomon Islands and Tuvalu

[sh0jun]

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

FINALLY AFTER A LOT OF GRINDING

I GOT HIM

HE'S MINE

MY HUSBAND

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

[pomie-fruitshake]

Part 9!

part 8:

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We are sitting on his bed by the time I calmed down. He smiles at me and jokes "Did my question make you this sad? Haha"

"That's not why I-" I groan and hug him again. "I missed you.. a lot. Why did you disappear?.."

"Well.." He doesn't finish his sentence and instead laughs awkwardly. But I pry further.

"That's not fair, Solomon. I always tell you everything!"

"Do you really?" He says with a suspicious smile. As if he knows that's not true.

"Uhm-" I nervously try to scramble for words.

"It's alright, MC. We all have our secrets." He pats my head. Wait he WHAT!? I stare at him and he just chuckles.

"You like that, don't you?" A teasing smirk appears. And my heart beats faster.

"S-Solomon!! You- " I hide my face behind my hands. Though I don't stay hidden for long as I feel the pull of magic take my hands away from my face.

"HEY!"

"Ahahaha!" He leans in closer, while he's smiling so happy. I feel my heart fill with joy. "Please don't hide from me, my adorable apprentice ~"

I stay silent for a bit. And Solomon tilts his head, looking a bit worried now. "MC I'm sorry if I-" I don't let him finish as I kiss him softly on his even softer lips. I also see a very, VERY cute blush appear on him.

"Wh.."

I ruffle his hair and it's SO soft. My hands feel like they're experiencing heaven. So of course I continue petting him. Which doesn't help the already flustered sorcerer.

"M-MC!!"

"Aaawww~ look who's all shy now~" The roles have been reversed and I'm sure I look very smug right now.

He now groans in embarrassment and I have a feeling he'll get revenge on me. And revenge he takes. I feel hands on my sides start to tickle me. I start laughing and squirming, playfully trying to get away.

"Solomon! Hahahaha! Please!! Mercy!"

"Now now, why should I do that ~" He mercilessly continues until-

"MC? Solomon..?" An angelic voice is heard by the door. It seems we have been too loud. "I knocked but you didn't answer.." He looks troubled.

"Were we too loud..?" I look apologetically at him.

"Thankfully Luke has not woken up yet. But you were quite loud, yes."

"I apologize Simeon, we'll be quieter." Solomon says as he still has an arm around my waist from his tickling attack. I try not to think about that now.

And Simeon noticed that, he's been staring at it to be exact. "I see you have resolved what's been bothering you, MC?"

"Ah y-yes..?" No??? I haven't figured out anything! It got even more confusing!

"Well then. I wish you two a good night." Simeon leaves and closes the door. A silence befalls the room, Solomon is staring into the abyss, still with a slight blush. He giggles and leans back, closing his eyes and sighing happy. I'd stare at his lovely content face for longer, but I need to progress in my quest. "Solomon?"

"Yes, MC?" He says while his eyes are still closed.

"Can you.. come to my room tomorrow?"

He opens his eyes now and takes my hand. "Of course MC, I should be more free from now on."

I smile and get up. "That's a promise!!" I go to his door and open it, wanting to leave as it's late. But Solomon closes it again, suddenly having appeared behind me and leaning on it with his arm.

"Not so fast, MC."

... By the way this is how our dear Solomon looked after the kiss!

[idledearest]

Hatchetverse - OFFICE LORDS & QUEEN (Design Concept)

BONUS: Tinky and Blinky without glasses

WIGGLY

- Looks like Paul but green and with unkempt hair. Also if Paul was even more snarky & sarcastic, slightly more intimidating, and an even bigger asshole. Just less passive in general. He can hide it well though, after all he's sly and calculated. He's got high leading office businessman charisma, the type to get all the good deals. Comes off as manipulative and condescending.

POKEY

- The co-worker who listens to music on max and ignores everyone on purpose. Worst part is, people can hear whatever it is he's listening to. Impatient, standoffish, easily annoyed and highly dramatic. He looks like Bill if he had Solomon's personality and demeanor. The most unapproachable of the bunch. Embodiment of eye-rolls and side-eyes. Definitely the type to look at someone with full disgust and judgement and will make a show of it.

BLINKY

- He's definitely the office gossip. The kind who always looks over people's shoulder and take a peak at people's computers or phones. Also the one who stalks people's social media and uses their info as blackmail. Definitely an eavesdropper and the one standing around and watching. May also have zero filter in what he says, sometimes making people uncomfortable; To his enjoyment.

TINKY

- This guy definitely gives off "Pepe Silvia" energy. Has watches on both wrists, maybe even pocket watches hidden in his pockets. Very messy and disheveled in terms of appearance. He's a very skilled (and demonically fast) accountant though. If "running on nothing but 5 shots of espresso" is an office worker. Definitely the flirt or a charmer of the office; Thrives off of compliments and boasts about and uses it against people.

NIBBLY

- The guy who ALWAYS steals people's lunches and will not feel guilty nor shame for it. Always has a bag of pastries and drinks from any cafe. Will bite and snarl if asked to share. The type who always forgets to turn in work yet doesn't get fired (of course his brothers are biased for each other). His things are everywhere and take up space.

WEBBY

- The one everyone (unfairly) hates. "We used to work with her. Then we fired her." statements from co-workers (brothers). Gives off "mom of the office" energy. Very sweet and patient. And a pushover; The type to stay after hours to clean after everyone (or do the work everyone dumped on her). Looks out for the office type of deal.

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so sorry about this long ass post i just wanted to get all the details i had while designing their outfits HAHAHA this genuinely took way longer than it should because i kept passing out so much 😭

just so everyone knows, i designed these outfits as a concept to what they could potentially wear if they were summoned in an office like ccrp AND what their actors and actresses could wear on stage. so it's like a stageplay costume design concept kind of thing too. so at least all of them ,excluding webby, has the “fuzz” texture on their outfits. reasoning as to why webby doesnt have fuzz is because she’s most likely the only one to fully present as the most human out of all of them to be more approachable and welcoming; not garish and uncanny like her brothers.

also yes, i finally found out curt had bright yellow eyeshadow as tinky so i added it. i gave tinks a stubble too cuz idk i want a 9-5 job reflecting on his face HAHAHA.

[misc-obeyme]

I just had a thought I wish to share.

Just younger Solomon getting into mischief somehow and Barbatos running around like a parent picking up toys that a toddler is throwing as they walk trying to make sure things don't get too out of hand.

Like, Solomon goes to a swamp and turns the frogs pink or something and Barbatos just presents them as a new species to whomever first finds them. Solomon has "created" 8 new species now.

Solomon feeds an animal something he attempted to cook, and now the animal is sentient and Barbatos just hurriedly transports the animal to a safe location where it will be properly helped.

I just love the idea for some reason. Barbatos has toddler parent energy and nobody can change my mind.

~ Solomon🤍

Oh noooo poor Barbatos lol. Just always cleaning up messes.

But I gotta say, this does sound right to me, too. Like you know baby!Solomon is just trying to figure out how his powers work after all that time locked up in the basement!

And I suspect Barbatos wouldn't have the heart to tell him to stop. He would just be like, yes I will let this little magical human explore their abilities. He can cover up any issues. As you demonstrated, he's good at cleanup!

In fact, I kinda like to think that Barbatos is proud of everything Solomon does. Because he's learning how to use his magic and Barbatos can see the beginnings of a great sorcerer. Thus why he brings Sol to the Fountain of Knowledge...

[clearphilosophercandy]