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lumon sending their four craziest bitches on an outdoor retreat with the most overworked man in the company and a child as the only supervision

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

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boulder colorado is a lie invented by Big Sisyphus to sell more boulders

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severance subreddit is really good actually

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Severance, 2x04

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the "tallest waterfall in the world" thing is by far the funniest lie told by lumon im genuinely not sure it can be topped

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Severance s2 ep4 was wild

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this show is making me contemplate ending it all

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having a freeze response to stress is so funny in the context of normal adult stressors. millions of years of evolution are trying to tell me that the email will not find me if i stay very still and do nothing

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”they’re all dead?”

“Everyone dies sometime, kiddo. Some of them before you, some long after.”

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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