#soldierbot

[soldierbot-of-frith]

[sisyphus grumbled to himself as he walked through the wilderness]

[arthur had ended the nights patrol outof sight of the workshop, leaving sisyphus, lacking knowledge of the area, to get lost]

[soon enough, a building came into veiw - definitely mannco, definitely not the workshop]

[silhouetted against one of the windows was a soldierbot]

[sisyphus approached the window and knocked]

-@emotionally-anxious-spybots

[ Clifford was understandably startled by the sudden knocking, letting out a loud yelp as they jumped from their designated “reading spot”. ]

[ Carefully, they lifted up the window and looked outside, spotting the spybot in the dead of night. ]

HELLO? IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR MISTER BOLT THEN IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT…

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

Why do you like America so much?

ITT ISS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT ANDD I LIKE IT ALLOT!! II ENJOOY LEARNING ABOUT IT!!

ALSO II AM A SOLDIER!! II KIND OF HAVE TO LOVE AMERICA!!

[physically-roman-soldierbot]

WHERE AM I WHY AM I WHAT IS THIS RECTANGLE

WHATS GOING ON WHAT AM I

@physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-robotic-medic @physically-artificial-medic @mentally-joyful-demobot

[bucketmutant]

Icon made for @physically-fabricated-soldierbot

Its one of my TF2 ask blogs!

[bunnygirlism]

HI…. hope u don’t mind me infodumping abt my new oc Parfait….!!!

☆ he’s based from me playing w a soldier avatar with silly ahh weapons like the nyan cat or fart gun

☆ the outlines r black n his body is a lil pixelated bcuz he’s a computer virus transmitted into a soldierbot body

☆ he’s a kittydog!!! n his fur coat is whipped cream……… don’t try 2 eat him tho, he tastes a lil stingy

☆ the aesthetic I was going 4 in his design were in the 2010’s, specifically inspired by the animation meme community back then

☆ his skirt is a blueberry poptart….. no I wont elaborate why cuz it’s funni

☆ he has joke weapons as seen in his sprite,, like the shrekzooka

☆ his fingers r chubby but they don’t hav fur tho,,, since I based the limbs off from the designs of a narehate (I absolutely adore narehate designs tbh)

☆ he also has fangs cuz y not :3

☆ overall he’s a joke character from sum1’s computer n then existed in a robot now

[mentally-joyful-demobot]

HHEY YYOUU SSEEEM WWEIRRD, NNOT NNORRMAL!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

"I AM WEIRD? HOW?"

[ Sometimes the best way to snap someone out of a state of panic is to say some out of pocket information. Shocking the individual will redirect their mindset. ]

[ So, for the first time since the initial meta_data nonsense began, they could think clearly. Somewhat. ]

". . . DID I DO SOMETHING WEIRD?"

[ 3/10 ]

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

II FINNNALLYY READDD THIS!!!

I HAVE NOO IDEA WHY IIT TOOK ME SOO LONG!!

On November 19, 1863, at the dedication of a military cemetery at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, during the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln delivers one of the most memorable speeches in American history. #OnThisDay

[physically-vampiric-medic]

Do you have a plan in place for if Clifford ever gets discovered by your teammates?

. . .

Yes, I do. None of them are. . . Ideal.

The best outcome I can see is making sure they are safe and away from the base while I deal with the fallout. Hopefully, if that goes well, it wouldn't be the last time we'd see each other.

[ He can only think of the worst with this situation, really. It's what he's used to. ]

[soldierbot-of-frith]

[ Esmé didn't mind people staying over at the garden. It was a place to relax and collect your thoughts, somewhere to take time away from it all. That's why she built it. ] [ And she certainly didn't mind Clifford staying there, but the fact they'd mostly spent their time face-down in the grass worried her. Like, a lot. ] [ She had decided at some point to approach them about this. So, that's where she was. She walked over to Clifford and sat down next to them in the grass. ] . . . CLIFFORD, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR SOME TIME. YOU ALRIGHT? [ She knew the answer was likely "no," but that doesn't mean she wouldn't ask. ] - @mentally-joyful-demobot

YEAH… SORTA… NOT REALLY…

[ Esmé was absolutely correct in her assumption that Clifford’s answer would be no. With how long they’ve been laying in the same spot for, theres probably a Clifford-shaped indent in the grass now. ]

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO… I WAS LIVING WITH MRN, AND OF COURSE MOST OF THEM ENDED UP NOT LIKING ME, AND…

[ They let out a sigh through their vents. It was so much to explain everything that happened and they had nowhere near enough energy for it. ]

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

EVEERYDAYY IM GLAD THHAT IMM NOT SEITENT!!

IF II WAS THENN I'D BBE SCARED!!

IM NOT SCAARED!!

IM NNOT!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

LOOOK AA LITTLE KITT!!!

[physically-roman-soldierbot]

IITTSS A SSOLIDERR!!!

HELLO MY FELLOW BROTHEREN!!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

[the soldierbot waves]

[it opens its mouth to speak, but only a stream of garbled syllables and static falls out, like tuning an old radio]

[it pauses and then starts trying to communicate in morse code, tapping on its helmet for a dot and scratching it for a dash]

.... . .-.. .-.. --- -.-.--

[it tilts its head]

-... .-. --- - .... .-. . -. ..--.. -. --- - -... .-. --- - .... . .-. ... .-.-.-

[honeyconez]

doodle dump

Starting off with random doodles 😍😍😍 pp cheese lore 😍😍😍😍 also I found a new pen and it’s pretty awesome sauce

all the pixel drawings here are pretty old so they’re not great

And now most of my ocs

the engie flower thing one is named honeysuckle and his… beautiful boyfriends… name… it’s… *long heavy sigh* honeysuckler (yes engie could’ve been demoman for the demoflower but they’re old and my first helmet party art ever.)

the one with the yellow helmet and the big fuzz is named honeycock. His only purpose was to appease my bestie null because he wanted to name honeysuckler honeycock. I call him sock because honeycock is an awful name (hide your balls null… in game in game) anyways sock has a homoerotic relationship with some guy named Tobias who’s actually a bug??!!!! Woah surprise!

the one in the last 2 is oilder (please do not bring up the baby oil incident. He likes crude oil not freak off parties.) he steals oil from oilman (who he had a big crush on) but it’s toxic 1 sided yaoi

And that’s it mostly

the binary in the soldierbot one is an A1Z26 cipher if you want to be cool and decode it without a website

[rogerrrroger]

heya

what if

soldierbot cuts off his own leg and immediately asks mecha engineer to replace it with other (dead) soldierbot's leg

engie ask what the hell is he doing and sollybot answer

"rebooting my system"

Ok first of IM SORRY BUT I CANT DRAW ROBOTS AT ALLLLL 😭 😭 I tried so many times but I can’t get them right so I changed it to the normal solly and engi which kinda fucked up the joke 💀 so my bad

Blood tw//

I guess you could take it more like soldier thinking engi only understands robots so he uses robot terms

ALSO HII I LOVE YOUR ART SO MUCH I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN U REQUESTED ME 😳😳😳

[mentally-joyful-demobot]

II AMM NOO LOONGGER AA RAACCOON!!!

II HHEAARD YYOU GOOT A NAMME!!!

AWHILE AGOO!!

WHHY!‽

|| @physically-fabricated-soldierbot ||

YOU WERE A RACCOON? I HOPE THAT DID NOT CAUSE YOU TOO MANY PROBLEMS.

AND YES, I HAVE A NAME!! PLEASE CALL ME ESMÉ.

I THOUGHT IT SUITED ME. I DID NOT ENJOY BEING KNOWN AS MY MODEL DESIGNATION; IT FELT ODD TO ASSUME A NAME THAT WAS NOT. . . "MINE," SO TO SPEAK.

[xyz-bot-theory]

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/20/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog)

#robot tidbit (answering asks) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot