#soldierbot

[bunnygirlism]

heehee decided 2 remake that 1 image I drew almost a year ago lawl

[soldierbot-of-frith]

[sisyphus grumbled to himself as he walked through the wilderness]

[arthur had ended the nights patrol outof sight of the workshop, leaving sisyphus, lacking knowledge of the area, to get lost]

[soon enough, a building came into veiw - definitely mannco, definitely not the workshop]

[silhouetted against one of the windows was a soldierbot]

[sisyphus approached the window and knocked]

-@emotionally-anxious-spybots

[ Clifford was understandably startled by the sudden knocking, letting out a loud yelp as they jumped from their designated “reading spot”. ]

[ Carefully, they lifted up the window and looked outside, spotting the spybot in the dead of night. ]

HELLO? IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR MISTER BOLT THEN IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE LATE FOR THAT…

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

Why do you like America so much?

ITT ISS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT ANDD I LIKE IT ALLOT!! II ENJOOY LEARNING ABOUT IT!!

ALSO II AM A SOLDIER!! II KIND OF HAVE TO LOVE AMERICA!!

[physically-roman-soldierbot]

WHERE AM I WHY AM I WHAT IS THIS RECTANGLE

WHATS GOING ON WHAT AM I

@physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-robotic-medic @physically-artificial-medic @mentally-joyful-demobot

[pinniped-medibots]

HELLO, STRANGE MEDIIC !!

-@physically-fabulous-soldierbot

OOH !! HELLO !! I’VE NEVER SEEN A SOLDIERBOT BEFORE !! CURIOUS !!

[bucketmutant]

Icon made for @physically-fabricated-soldierbot

Its one of my TF2 ask blogs!

[mentally-joyful-demobot]

HHEY YYOUU SSEEEM WWEIRRD, NNOT NNORRMAL!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

"I AM WEIRD? HOW?"

[ Sometimes the best way to snap someone out of a state of panic is to say some out of pocket information. Shocking the individual will redirect their mindset. ]

[ So, for the first time since the initial meta_data nonsense began, they could think clearly. Somewhat. ]

". . . DID I DO SOMETHING WEIRD?"

[ 3/10 ]

[seahdalune]

i should talk about my tf2 robot ocs here

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

II FINNNALLYY READDD THIS!!!

I HAVE NOO IDEA WHY IIT TOOK ME SOO LONG!!

On November 19, 1863, at the dedication of a military cemetery at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, during the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln delivers one of the most memorable speeches in American history. #OnThisDay

[physically-vampiric-medic]

Do you have a plan in place for if Clifford ever gets discovered by your teammates?

. . .

Yes, I do. None of them are. . . Ideal.

The best outcome I can see is making sure they are safe and away from the base while I deal with the fallout. Hopefully, if that goes well, it wouldn't be the last time we'd see each other.

[ He can only think of the worst with this situation, really. It's what he's used to. ]

[bunnygirlism]

wowie!!! another gmod animation made by me yet again!! isn’t dat crazy???

[soldierbot-of-frith]

[ Esmé didn't mind people staying over at the garden. It was a place to relax and collect your thoughts, somewhere to take time away from it all. That's why she built it. ] [ And she certainly didn't mind Clifford staying there, but the fact they'd mostly spent their time face-down in the grass worried her. Like, a lot. ] [ She had decided at some point to approach them about this. So, that's where she was. She walked over to Clifford and sat down next to them in the grass. ] . . . CLIFFORD, YOU HAVE BEEN THERE FOR SOME TIME. YOU ALRIGHT? [ She knew the answer was likely "no," but that doesn't mean she wouldn't ask. ] - @mentally-joyful-demobot

YEAH… SORTA… NOT REALLY…

[ Esmé was absolutely correct in her assumption that Clifford’s answer would be no. With how long they’ve been laying in the same spot for, theres probably a Clifford-shaped indent in the grass now. ]

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO… I WAS LIVING WITH MRN, AND OF COURSE MOST OF THEM ENDED UP NOT LIKING ME, AND…

[ They let out a sigh through their vents. It was so much to explain everything that happened and they had nowhere near enough energy for it. ]

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

LOOOK AA LITTLE KITT!!!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

EVEERYDAYY IM GLAD THHAT IMM NOT SEITENT!!

IF II WAS THENN I'D BBE SCARED!!

IM NOT SCAARED!!

IM NNOT!

[physically-roman-soldierbot]

IITTSS A SSOLIDERR!!!

HELLO MY FELLOW BROTHEREN!!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

[the soldierbot waves]

[it opens its mouth to speak, but only a stream of garbled syllables and static falls out, like tuning an old radio]

[it pauses and then starts trying to communicate in morse code, tapping on its helmet for a dot and scratching it for a dash]

.... . .-.. .-.. --- -.-.--

[it tilts its head]

-... .-. --- - .... .-. . -. ..--.. -. --- - -... .-. --- - .... . .-. ... .-.-.-

[pinniped-medibots]

STRANGE MEDIIBOT !! II ONCE AGAIIN REQUIIRE YOUR ASSIISTANCE !! II AM UNSURE OF MY SAFETY AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT THAT WAS PLAYED !!

-@physically-fabulous-soldierbot

I DONT KNOW EITHER, MISSY !! I DONT KNOW !! I DONT KNOW ANYTHING AND IM SCARED !!