#physically fabricated soldierbot

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

Why do you like America so much?

ITT ISS MY FAVORITE SUBJECT ANDD I LIKE IT ALLOT!! II ENJOOY LEARNING ABOUT IT!!

ALSO II AM A SOLDIER!! II KIND OF HAVE TO LOVE AMERICA!!

[physically-roman-soldierbot]

IITTSS A SSOLIDERR!!!

HELLO MY FELLOW BROTHEREN!!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

[the soldierbot waves]

[it opens its mouth to speak, but only a stream of garbled syllables and static falls out, like tuning an old radio]

[it pauses and then starts trying to communicate in morse code, tapping on its helmet for a dot and scratching it for a dash]

.... . .-.. .-.. --- -.-.--

[it tilts its head]

-... .-. --- - .... .-. . -. ..--.. -. --- - -... .-. --- - .... . .-. ... .-.-.-

[bucketmutant]

Icon made for @physically-fabricated-soldierbot

Its one of my TF2 ask blogs!

[mentally-joyful-demobot]

HHEY YYOUU SSEEEM WWEIRRD, NNOT NNORRMAL!

@physically-fabricated-soldierbot

"I AM WEIRD? HOW?"

[ Sometimes the best way to snap someone out of a state of panic is to say some out of pocket information. Shocking the individual will redirect their mindset. ]

[ So, for the first time since the initial meta_data nonsense began, they could think clearly. Somewhat. ]

". . . DID I DO SOMETHING WEIRD?"

[ 3/10 ]

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

II FINNNALLYY READDD THIS!!!

I HAVE NOO IDEA WHY IIT TOOK ME SOO LONG!!

On November 19, 1863, at the dedication of a military cemetery at Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, during the American Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln delivers one of the most memorable speeches in American history. #OnThisDay

[xyz-bot-theory]

Hello WORLD!

Last updated: 12/20/23

This phrase comes in so many forms, and remains consistent among so many of these robotic blogs!

Without any further Ado...

I recently discovered these blogs on my recommended, and was INSTANTLY captured by the dozens of stories, personalities, and intricate threads of lore. I will definitely make a neat little list of all of the blogs I have found thus far to make it easier for me to navigate this new universe.

I could not NOT make a blog like this after I saw these enchanting characters, so what I will be doing here is rambling to myself about these guys. Theories, notes, comments, and reblogging my personal favorite posts from this corner of the internet. I will use THESE tags: #robot theory (A theory, duh!) #robot art (Spreading the fanart <3) #robot sillies (The haha mechanical funnies reblog)

#robot tidbit (answering asks) #robot rambles (Literally anything else)

NONE OF THIS IS CANON TO THE EMOTIONALLY-XYZ-ROBOT LORE, THIS IS JUST THE INSANE RAMBLING OF SOMEBODY WHO HAS TOO MUCH FREE TIME ON HIS HANDS. The list: @emotionally-mature-mechanic @physically-robotic-medic @physically-robotic-heavy @physically-robotic-giantscout @emotionally-anxious-spybots @mentally-joyful-demobot @physically-synthetic-engibot @physically-artificial-medic @physically-bloody-medibot @physically-intolerable-scoutbot @physically-golden-scoutbot @emotionally-hopeful-pyrobot @emotionally-mean-mechamedes @emotionally-wholesome-mechamedes @mentally-forgetful-medibot @mentally-vivid-spybot @physically-roman-soldierbot @mentally-feral-sniperbot @emotionally-wired-pyrobot @emotionally-droning-pyrobot @physically-fabricated-soldierbot @spiritually-haunted-medibot @physically-renewed-medibot

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

EVEERYDAYY IM GLAD THHAT IMM NOT SEITENT!!

IF II WAS THENN I'D BBE SCARED!!

IM NOT SCAARED!!

IM NNOT!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

HELLO !! IIT IIS ME, MIISS AMERIICA . HAVE YOU HEARD THE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE ADMIINIISTRATOR ?? II FEAR II MAY BE IIN DANGER !!

-@physically-fabulous-soldierbot

WELL DOO YOU KNOW ANNY HUMMANS!!‽

AS LONNG AS WEE STAYY AWAY FRROM ANY HUUMANNS WEE SHOOULD BBE FINNE!!

I MEAN II DON'T COOUNT SINNCE IMM JUST A NOORMAL ROBOOT!!!

BUT HOOW DOESS IT AFFECT YOUU!‽

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

LOOOK AA LITTLE KITT!!!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

[theres a grn medibot here]

[shes humming and picking up rocks, seemingly not noticing the soldierbot]

-@mentally-forgetful-medibot

YYOUU!!!

HEYY YOUU THEERE!!

II SEEE YYOU AARE COLLECTTING STONES!!!!

YOUU MIGGHT ACCIDDEENTALLLY PPICK UUP A RROCK WIITH CAALCITE!!!

BUTT BESIDDES TTHAAT!!

HEELLO GREENN MMEDDIC!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

OH !! OH !! I DIDNT THINK I WOULD EVER SEE A SOLDIERBOT !! HELLO !! JOYOUS !!

-@physically-robotic-medic

LOOKK!!!

A MMEDDIC!!

HHELLOOO, II HAVE HEAARRD AABOUT MEDDICCBOTTS!!

AALL GOODD!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

MYY RUST SPOOTS ACHEE!!! LIKEE ALOT!!!

II THINKK TODAYY WAS GOOD THROUGH!!!! I THINK!!!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

*puts a small, raccoon sized helmet on his head*

|| A very happy raccoon ||

2/10

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

you have freinds?

YEAH!!!

I HAVVE FREINNDS!!!

II LIKKE MYY FREINDDS!!!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

Why do you not think you are sentient ?

II DOO NOTT UNDERSSTAND!!!

II AMMM NOOOOTTT SENNTTIIENNT!!!!!!!!!

II AMM AA MAAACHHHINNNEE NOOOT AA HUMMMAN!!!!

II DONN"T FEEL ANNYTHHING!!!

[physically-fabricated-soldierbot]

YOUU ARRE LOUUD!!!

|| Very suddenly really close to the other bot, not like face to face but in front of it. ||

ANNY ANNIMALL COOULDD HEEAR YOUU FRROM AAFAR!!

HELLO!!!

WHY ARRE YOU INN A FORREST!!‽

||He is also in a forest. He is weird. ||

{It wheels through the woods it had since decided to inhabit, careful not to trip over any roots or rocks as it avoids branches or trees. It had only been sentient for a bit over a week at this point, and already hated every moment of it. It had been lucky enough to not encounter any other beings so far, and was hoping to keep it that way. At least long enough for it to find a way to revert back to its original state…}

{As it thinks to itself, it doesn’t seem to realize just how loud it was being… And just how easily it could be found.}