#solarballs Uranus headcanon
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doodlemcnoodlee · 7 months ago
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This is basically an update of my headcannon of Neptune and Uranus being Canadian (or any country that’s cold, I’m just biased about my own country lol)
Thanks @Objectshowshipper for the idea! I’ve been away from Canada for awhile and didn’t have time to make it :D
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neon-catarina · 2 months ago
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proteus art dump, if you even care 😒
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bukyoooabulfkys · 4 months ago
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Back from the death to give tumblr my Uranx From twitter
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sstarrfishh · 5 months ago
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uhh just some random HC for the gas/ice giants (•3<)!!!
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-Neptune-
• He likes to knit! he actually learned how to from Saturn. He made scarfs and hats for all his moons and he even made one uranus!
• His glasses are cracked but he refuses to get new ones
• He knows what he did to triton but acts like he’s forgotten because he’s ashamed.
•he gets sad when he sees triton hide his planetary symbol from others but he doesn’t say anything to him about it because he knows it’ll only upset him.
• He likes to read so whenever he leaves his orbit and visits the other giants he always asks Jupiter for a book or two
• He has a cool rock collection
• All of his moons sleep in his hood (yes even triton) for warmth
-Uranus-
•He has a lot of paintings and drawings of Saturn
• He sometimes writes poems in his diary
•He sometimes doodles little drawings of him and neptune when he misses him
•His moons also sleep in his hood
• Sometimes him and Neptune take naps together
• He has LONG hair, like all the way down to his ankles
• He always wears the scarf Neptune made for him
•He’s not very good at social interactions and is either extremely blunt and straightforward or stumbles over his words
-Saturn-
•He Loves to knit and make clothes/jewelry
•He cry’s over sad movies
•He likes to listen to Jupiter talk about his interest or a book he’s really fascinated by
•He has long wavy hair that stops at his waist
•He wears a lot of rings and necklaces
•He doesn’t know how to properly process his emotions so he just cry’s most of the time
•He’s really good at baking for some reason
•He’s not very good at social interactions and is either extremely blunt and straightforward or stumbles over his words
•He’s good at comforting others
-Jupiter-
•He reads to his moons to help them sleep
•He likes to brush and run his fingers through Saturns hair sometimes
•Gentle giant
•He’s a good listener but as soon as he gets the chance to yap about one of his books or a cool fact he will
•He has mild anxiety about yk who returning but can hide it to an extent
•He likes coffee but prefers tea
•He’s very wise
•Hella tall
•He’s blind as a bat
•Gentle parenting method but won’t hesitate to knock a bit of sense into u
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ik this might be a lil occ but just bear with me i’m working on it 😭😭
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cloudyangeltv · 11 months ago
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More Solarballs Stuff
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2lurslinger2000 · 1 year ago
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solarballs hcs cuz im working on gas giants and it'll take me a while to actually finish their designs...
(Humanization) Mercury is missing one shoe because of Venus. Venus threw it into the void of space and probably is orbiting Jupiter by now
I like to think Jupiter's moons have a strict schedule, kinda like a daily routine they're used to being in. (bedtimes at 8 lmaoo)
adventures of Saturn and Uranus, Uranus probably paints Saturn with Saturn being a willing muse. Who wouldn't want to have themselves painted?
Mercury has several burn marks from being solar flared at the sun!!
(humanization or not who knows)
(Humanization(?)) Earth wears glasses but it's not prescribed or anything, he just wears them to look like he's the smartest bunch of the group. He's not though, that title belongs to Mercury and Mars respectfully.
Mercury has no idea how to play Asteroid Dodgeball because he never had a chance to, or well he did, except he wasn't a willing contestant and Venus just liked chucking rocks at the poor fella.
(humanization) Moon is often a babysitter for Phobos and Deimos when Mars and Earth go hang out. nothing srs just a cute little thang
(humanization) Saturn loves to play dress up with his moons and often spends hours designing their clothes / finding what style they like! They are all dripped out while Jupiter's moons are stuck in school uniforms they can barely accessorize. c:
(more of a personal theory of mine) Before Neptune went crazy, he probably followed their orbit out of malicious compliance after Uranus scolded him for being out of their orbit again. In a way, Uranus directly blames himself for Neptune going crazy, but Neptune doesn't really remember Uranus ever doing him such wrong! Sometimes...he's working on it!
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deadal1enx3 · 6 months ago
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SOLARBALLS! YIPPE
Can you do headcannons of sun and Jupiter astronaut reader having to research about the planets and while they research about them they get to know the planets as well? Pretty please and thank you 🙏
Hai! Thank you for requesting, sorry if it took long, I'm also doing an art challenge and I'm kinda slow
And for the other anon who also requested me, I'm doing that too, it's just I'm kinda busy, but I'll always make time for my dear readers<3
Fandom: Solarballs
Solar system x astronaut! reader
Timeline: before the moon revolution
THEME: fluff? Maybe small against, platonic 💗
This is going to be an Headcanon, and thank you anon for requesting again!<3
꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡——— research ———♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱
Sol:
When you first met sun, he was actually kinda scary
but after a while you got used to her acting a bit crazy sometimes
you got to research about him some things, and she didn't really mind it, as long as you don't come close to her because, yeah, it's kinda hot there
you shared some facts about him that you knew, and there were even some stuff he didn't know himself
as you talked more to him, you realized he was really nice! And as you guys came more friendly with each other, he started to make more sun jokes
at first the jokes were weird but some were really funny too!
later even you made some jokes and he was really happy that someone liked his jokes
Sun was just happy that there was someone was friends with her other than Mercury, and Mercury was glad to sometimes hang out with the other rockies
but, the solar flares are still very scary, especially on how big the solar flares were
you guys became good friends at the end ^-^
Mercury:
Mercury wasn't used to see earthlings up close, so he was glad to be able to talk to you
he also didn't mind you doing some research but when you told him that he's constantly shrinking, he got scared that he'll no longer be a planet and become a dwarf planet like Pluto
you had to calm him down, and you explained that he's bigger than Luna, the fifth biggest moon in the solar system, which means that it would take a really long time for him to shrink to the size of Pluto
he understood it wasn't you intention to make him upset and you guys talked more
you got to know that he's always being bullied by Venus and either Venus or Sun doesn't let him go to play with the other rocky planets
you sometimes helped him by talking to the sun and he was grateful for that
you even talked to him about how he could stand up for himself against Venus' bullying
in the end, you guys became really good friends, and helped each other when needed!
Venus:
Venus wasn't really a fond of you, he didn't really liked earthlings, especially if you needed research about him
he needed some time to get used to have an earthling machine in his orbit again
there weren't some many things that were knew, maybe that his atmosphere wasn't so stormy while you were with him
you noticed there was a lot of times when he was just alone, you tried to speak to him, hoping maybe he wouldn't be soo rude to you
at first the conversation were short, and a bit awkward too, like the basic 'how are you'? and 'what are you up to?'
but the more you guys talked the more you started to know about him
he was actually nice, he just needed some time to get used to someone new
you found out that he wasn't purposely being mean to the others, he was just being insecure after losing his life
He also made fun of Mercury because it made him seem more though then other celestial bodies wouldn't hurt him because he lost his life even though he did everything to have life
overall, you guys are pretty good friends, even though the start was a bit rocky (no pun intended)
Earth:
You didn't really had to do any research with earth so you only wanted to know more about them
But you didn't expected your home planet to be arrogant, or at least this much
At least they didn't talked as much about their life to you than they did to the celestial bodies
You noticed that they did seem pretty insecure whenever people would talk about how there are super earths and other planets that are sustainable for life
But it was understandable, the humans weren't the best life to have with all the trash they make
But it was still not right to treat others like that
You tried to talk to them about those things but they didn't really listen, you thought they would just need time to realize it
(sorry couldn't really write much for them >.<)
( this is before the moon revolution so they didn't really made changes in their personality yet, but after that you and Earth became good friends ^-^)
Mars:
Now that it's kinda colder here, you wondered how cold it will be in Neptune's orbit
Mars was actually very friendly he didn't mind you doing some research at all, he was used to earthling technology on his surface, so things were going smoothly
The moons were pretty weird first but you got used to time, they really are cute!
Not even Mars knew this but his Sunsets were blue on his surface and he thought this was super cool
You and Mars were really good friends
You talked to mars about earthling stuff and technology and he talked about some space stuff, it's honestly was a good match for you two
Because both of you felt comfortable with each other, you two know the most about each other, but of course with time
Jupiter:
It's been a while since and earthling probe was in his orbit but was glad he could get to know more about earthlings and in exchange, the earthlings got to know more about him!
Because you couldn't really land on a surface, you just stayed in moons orbit that isn't too close to Jupiter because he does have a strong radiation
You were honestly fascinated on how big was Jupiter in real life, and the big storm, 3 size of earth
It would been scary if Jupiter wouldn't be so kind and sweet
He talked about mythology while you did some of your research, like checking the wind speed in the storms and the storms radius, it was honestly calming than being with the rockies, they some why always had trouble with each other
You talked about how some of the earthlings found strange occurrence in the Kuipers belt that dwarf planets couldn't do and that they were thinking that there was maybe a ninth planet in the solar system
Jupiter looked paranoid at that news, so you quickly asked if there was something wrong
He just tried to brush it off, but you didn't wanted to ask more so you wouldn't make him feel discomfort
Overall that small incident you guys are pretty good friends if i may say so, same with mars
Saturn:
Saturn was beautiful, you couldn't say less
Saturn didn't seen earthling machines for so long, the only ones she could remember were the voyager ones and the first Pioneer 11, but she was also glad that she could talk to an earthling, it was a rare thing in the solar system
She was happy that the earthlings wanted to know more about her, and it was surprising to hear that she had a liquid core instead of a solid one or a gas one
You noticed that she didn't had the best relationship with her moons so you thought you would help her try to remember their names and tell interesting facts
Of course she didn't had the best time remembering but she tried her best
The moons were kind to you, well.. most of them
Titan was still scary tho, he was the second biggest moon in the entire solar system so it was kinda predictable but still not expected
You and Saturn remained natural but overall friendly
Uranus:
It was cold out there
Uranus wasn't used to earthlings in his orbit, the only one he saw was astro dude(?) and Voyager 2
This meant to you that there were many things that humanity didn't know about the coldest planet
There were many facts about him that you found out while doing your research and you shared these informations with him
In fact, He's the only planet named after a greek god, Ouranus, the god of the sky, Gaia's husband or Earth's husband
It was a bit weird at first for him, but then it made him think of his name otherwise because earthlings names him after a greek god
The other thing you knew about him was that he actually had the biggest rings in the solar system.
At first he obviously didn't believe you but you explained to him why
He actually had 13 rings, but most isn't seen because it's mostly made of ice and icy rocks that aren't the most visible things in the system
And Saturn has 8 visible and overall 9 which made Uranus have the biggest ring in the solar system
He couldn't believe it, did he really had the biggest rings in the entire solar system?!
You really did boost his confidence now, so he was quite thankful
But you guys did remain neutral, but still friendly
Neptune:
What's an earthling?
Yeah um.. he doesn't really know anything about earthlings
The only probe that went past Neptune was voyager 2, and he didn't even remember that
Tho he was a bit weird and orbiting him was also Unusual because how in the earth did he change his shape?!
Yeah, all of was weird, you thought it might be just because the light of the sun didn't reach this far that much so you thought the light was bugging you or you're just so insane that you not only imagine planets talking but you're also imagining that they are changing shapes
Yeah you're completely insane
But! Neptune was extremely kind and was glad that whatever the earthlings were, they still wanted to know more about him
Neptune had the highest wind in the solar system, it wasn't a big thing but it explained why the storms on him never stayed as long as on Jupiter
Neptune was very supportive and again, very nice, just like his moons
Triton was a bit skeptical about an earthling doing research but settled down once he understood why you were doing this
The mini moons were extremely cute and was fun talking with them
Neptune overall was very supportive and kind, his very friendly
Now you were completely know that you should take your meds
꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡——— research ———♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱
My ADHD ass had to do this all day because i always started doing something else, i even made a binder out of a small swim suit while writing this!
Uhm yeah... I just realized now that I'm done that you anon only wanted me to do oneshots for Jupiter and Sun... Well i hope this will be good too!
I think you can see who are my favorites.. (Neptune, Venus, Uranus, Sol<3)
At least others who also will read this will have others to read too..
But still, thank you dear anon for requesting, and if the other anon who also requested, I'm sorry but that'll take more time to make because I'm going over to a friends house in the weekend.
I still hope you enjoyed this one anon, it's good to hear about another person who is also is a Sol Fanon
Love y'all have a good day, night, evening, afternoon, morning<33
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solarballs-confessions · 6 months ago
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every girl in solarballs is sapphic. this is the only way i will sleep at night
also all the planets r gay in some way shape or form. wdym you're in a system based on orbiting a man??? with only other men(-uranus i think shes transfem)??? kinda gay ngl
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siyapara · 3 months ago
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LISTEN TO ME
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He is Autistic
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0nl0n · 1 year ago
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woah I'm online
Uhh idk what to do so uh
random hc rambling
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Emo-jiter
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Uranus' moons and makemake&haumea personalities headcanons BEFORE the canon (I still love them :3 dw I love the Canon too)
These are copy and pasted from a convo-
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They all have a sibling relationship w/ eachother
Titania : fandom kid, loves art & animation [+ fics]. Shy and just AMAZING OMGA I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH (I am so weird) has oldest kid problems ;-; can be weird sometimes (but it's the fandom kid type of weirdness lol) Obreron: le brotha, middle child treatment ;w; chill and pretty cool person Ariel : le angle child. always fights with umbriel (sibling fighting) Pure…….99% of the time- Umbriel: mischievous, AN ABSOLUTE RASCAL OH MY GOD UMBRIEL DONT YOU DARE— Ahem Anyways- Always fights with ariel (sibling fighting). Demon/gremlin child, silly Ariel and umbriel are twins✨ (Ariel and umbriel are lola loud without the brattyness/short temperedness and lana loud) Miranda: smart / Lisa loud. Also short tempered and likes to be alone most of the time but she makes sure the 4 don't jump off a cliff or somthing.
Make: OMG HES LIKE UMBRIEL NGL- very silly Reckless and besties with haumea Confident and will try/will kick your ass if you hurt haumea and/or eris (BTW I see/hc eris and makemake as siblings) (Also I hc the dwarfs love making music) (Also I hc Pluto and Mercury are BESTIE WESTIES and basically Mercury are also besties with the dwarfs, + he also helps out with making music) Makemake always drags haumea along for adventures when haumea just wants to read manga :3 Has a really good sense of humor like funny af
Haumea: Similar to canon haumea Anime Weeb Loves reading manga and watching anime Bookworm but not nerdy Quiet and a little awkward but really fun to hang around with and talk to Softie but not too Softie Chill dude
Bonus If makemake was cooking he would burn the whole solar system down Haumea is decent but would probably burn something
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firesofdainix · 7 months ago
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solarballs fics masterlist
A collection of ALL my solarballs fics, all 35 (and counting) of them! I don't even know how I wrote most of these in a month; most of these fics are part of the same universe, an alternate universe heavily relying a lot more on fantastical lore and complex characteristics of each character rather than scientific accuracy. Most scientific theories have been handwaved or explained differently. I'll be posting them in chronological order to better understand the entire series.
Spacetime Continuum Extras
Extra scenes, headcanons, concepts, prompts, and designs of my Alternate Universe. Used as a companion piece for the main series as a whole.
As The Years Go By
Uranus reckons his past relationship with Jupiter as he deals with his present feelings for the largest Gas Giant.
(A/N: This is a Jupiter/Uranus story first and foremost, with other relationships like Jupiter/Saturn, Saturn/Planet X being in the background. Because this is set in a nebulous, pre-canon era, all of the characters are based on my interpretation of what they were like.)
History is a Story Told By the Winners of the Fight
Jupiter commits murder, and he's in bad shape to even think about anything else. Uranus and Neptune help plot his schemes.
Ursa Major
Callisto's creation and what comes after. Featuring some Jupiter and Callisto father daughter bonding!
Pride Cometh Before The Fall
Saturn and Planet X find out Jupiter's best-kept secret and undermine his authority.
The Consequences of Our Actions
Five times Earth and Theia are warned about their sharing of orbits, and one time the warnings ring true- but it's already too late.
Moons Should Know Their Place
Luna has recently formed from what he believed had been space debris; yet why are some planets looking at him like he'd committed a crime?
After the Battle
Jupiter and, additionally Saturn, did something bad a few billion years ago. Just how bad was it?
Masterless Cattle
After kicking Tyche and Planet X out of the solar system, the giants along with the remaining planets talk about dividing their spoils of war, such as paraphernalia of the deceased and banished planets, the moons, and new orbits, along with some emotional confessions along the way.
A Name Forged From His Skin of Sins
The beginning of Ganymede.
(A/N: This one is more of the fanon interpretations of the character and its origins. It's for the plot I swear!)
Still Living The Same Life
One shots covering Ganymede's new life.
Nature Abhors A Power Vacuum
Jupiter and the VOICES.
Remember My Name
Planet X's ejection, the aftermath of it, and the begining of their fall from grace.
Seeds of Love Planted in a Faux Gift
Saturn finds out about Jupiter's less-than-stellar vision. He helps in his own way, not predicting the consequences coming with it.
Lamentations of a False King
Thousands of years after the conflict that had shook up the entire solar system, Jupiter and Saturn talk about their regrets and understand each other a lot better. Meanwhile, Saturn's promise to Planet X continues to break down.
Tsunami
Neptune's capture of Triton in egregious, gory details.
(A/N: Because of the new episodes, this fic will be considered divergent from the Solarballs premise of Triton's origins. More eldritch and messed up things happen in this fic.)
Accidentally In Love
Jupiter confesses his romantic feelings for Saturn, who reciprocates; not before discarding a terrible secret that will haunt him for eternity.
Everyone Knows
Jupiter tells everyone that he and Saturn are together. The reactions reaped are mostly positive with... a few odd ones out.
It Starts With Sorry
Saturn apologizes to Jupiter for the things he'd done to him during the Proto Era, letting himself be honest about his feelings just this one time. Jupiter forgives him, because of course he does.
When the Paint Dries
The seventh planet's views on his artistry over the eons.
Break The Cycle
The Giants find out about the revolution, but instead of becoming angry, they realize they are perpetuating the same mistakes as their Sun.
(A/N: This is canon divergent and doesn't really happen. This is a simple "what if.")
If You Need To Be Mean
Mercury thinks about the past often, and how so many things have changed in the past four billion years. Not for the better, according to him.
Saturn's Moons Hanging By A Thread
In the aftermath of the Moon Revolution, Saturn's moons return to their planet and back to their old lives. However, one insult against Titan goes too far, and he finally lets all his feelings over being their main punching bag out in the open.
(A/N: This fic and the next two fics are canon divergent from the episode "Saturn Gets His Moons Back!" But The Moon Club will still happen, although Europa and Ganymede will be included.)
Galileo Figaro
Following Titan leaving his orbit after a spat with his fellow moons, he ends up in Jupiter's orbit talking to familiar faces, who end up, surprisingly, sympathizing with his situation.
Moon-Eater
Saturn uses his power to give his moons a stern talk and a fair warning about the consequences if they ever take things with Titan further than normal. Titan finally gets an apology from one of the moons.
Mars, God of War
Even Mars once had an ocean on its surface. Even the red planet was given the chance to shelter life before it led to its destruction.
(A/N: No longer canon! This one-shot is a what-if conspiracy theory is true, thus I wrote it.)
Take On Me
A collection of moments in time covering Mars and Earth's very tumultuous relationship. Includes copious amounts of codependency and pining from both sides as they struggle to pretend they're not at their wit's end.
I Need Someone To Remember Me
Mercury, Venus, Earth, and Mars talk about the planets they've lost during one of the rare times they hang out. Surprisingly, they're acting civilized for once; as civilized as they can be.
You Didn't Know?
Planet X returns to the solar system, not only to gloat at how he is still alive but also to enact the first part of his revenge: to tear Jupiter and Saturn apart with the only promise Saturn had broken.
(A/N: Canon divergent for the future Planet X arc.)
Aftermath
The return of Planet X has ever-lasting consequences on the dynamics of the solar system. The Giants are the first to feel its effects.
(A/N: Canon divergent from the Planet X arc.)
Antithesis
The Iris and Earth are complete opposites in both action and concept. They talk about it.
(A/N: Canon divergent from the Planet X arc, and focuses on a crossover for plot.)
Mania
Earth has had enough of humanity taking advantage of him and destroying his resources, so he retaliates by making their own home planet their biggest mortal enemy, forcing them into submission. Three hundred years later, Astrodude is sent as an ambassador to convince the Earth to stop his massacre of human lives.
(A/N: Canon divergent and futuristic fic. Not actually compliant to the main story as a whole.)
You Want What You Can't Have (Ooh Girl That's Too Damn Bad)
Planet X is allowed to return to the solar system, and is struck by how in love Jupiter and Saturn are- because it had been them and Saturn first.
Lucifer Morningstar Had Once Been Beautiful
Planet X is self-conscious about their appearance, and Saturn notices, trying to do something about it, despite the wounds they've inflicted on one another.
War and Destruction
Planet X has been dealing with their feelings since returning to the solar system, but these violent emotions often come to a head when they are alone. Mars is tasked to help them through it, due to their destabilized relationship with the Giants.
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doodlemcnoodlee · 8 months ago
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Okay so can someone please agree with me that the Ice giants are like Canadian/Russia?? Or basically anywhere that gets pretty cold.
I'm Canadian and I've seen people booking it down the street in only a t-shirt and shorts in winter! Multiple times each year! Hell some people even wear flip flops and sandals when it's snowing out! Not to mention the people who bike in winter! (This is not just a Canadian thing too!)
So why can't the ice planets do the same? It'd be so funny for earth to be freezing his ass of while Uranus is just chilling there in a t-shirt and sandals with a piña colada in hand having the time of his life!
Where's my Neptune and Uranus who don't give a shit about how cold it is no matter how much Jupiter or Saturn yells a them? Those two fuckers refuse to wear anything but their T-shirts because "It's to hooootttttt" while Jupiter is freezing his butt off trying to convince them to wear a appropriate clothing for their placement on the solar system, hell let their moons in on the fun! Why not!
Anyways thank you for coming to late night rambling with Thunder <3
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callistosposts · 8 months ago
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do you have a ship that you literally despise in Solarballs? or just generally not
liking the idea of (character) and (character) going out
any ships of characters who see eachother as family - such as Uranus x Neptune
i also headcanon Venus and Earth as siblings so I dont like that ship
any moon x planet ships
phobos x deimos
uranus x earth
mercury x venus
thats basically it i think , again, no hate towards people who like these ships this is just my personal opinion - other then those ships though, im a pretty open multishipper haha
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floydsshirmpy · 3 months ago
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Solarballs headcanons !
I personally drew earth similar to 15!dazai because of his personality and what I hc him as, I hc him a lot of traits dazai has too
Mars on the other head is like the sun to the moon for earth, I like to think they considered themselves siblings because of their closeness with each other<3
And Uranus and Neptune's headcanon is actually rlly popular among the solarballs fandom! So I decided to hc them as that too<3
Also made Uranus have long hair because short hair doesn't feel right...
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ranskeysrdm24 · 6 months ago
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do you have any favourite/least favourite solarballs ships?
my favourite ships are
- Venus x Mars
- Jupiter x Saturn
- Astrodude x Astrowife
My least favourite ships are
- Venus x Earth (portray them as siblings)
- Uranus x Neptune (portray them as close cousins)
- Mars x Ceres (mars is shit scared of ceres)
- Mercury with anyone (i headcanon him aroace)
(((i’ll try making a tier list soon if im not busy)))
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p1aid-scarvs · 2 months ago
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headcanon bc yes (HELP I WROTE A WHOLE ASS ESSAY)
ok so i was scrolling through the sb discord server and wound up in the astro announcements channel. and i found this post from like idk how long ago i forgot BUT. apparently solarballs was inaccurate about planet twitter so im just gonna dump some hcs
so to clarify about all this stuff heres some terminology: planet 9: a hypothetical ninth planet which could explain some gravitational anomalies in the orbits of some stuff. planet x: umbrella term, represents any unknown planet beyond neptune and not just planet 9, anything!! meaning pluto was once planet x until it was found yada yda ya fifth giant: potential former planet that orbited around saturn and uranus, and got too close to saturn (ooh very romantic) causing both saturn and jupiter's gravity to eject it
all of these terms overlap each other as - planet x could be planet 9 or fifth giant (if it followed the story proposed in original solarballs) - planet 9 would be a planet x or maybe the ejected fifth giant - fifth giant would be a planet x or it could be the proposed planet 9
also theres nibiru but its a fictional cataclysmic event that should have happened in 2012, but it didnt so no nibiru. cool name tho and headcanon!! earth is slightly kinda scared of planet 9 bc he keeps mixing him up with nibiru hahhahhhha
so all of this just links up. heres a diagram i made on canva if u dont understand:
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so if solarballs didnt get planet twitter wrong all of these would be separate characters except for planet x bc its an umbrella term and would manifest as a concept rather than an actual thing
also we dont really know how the hypothetical planet 9 could have formed. it may have formed near uranus and neptune and just slowly drifted out, but something i noticed was according to wikipedia (amazing source!!) was that "it may be the core of a giant planet that was ejected from its original orbit by Jupiter during the genesis of the Solar System." which is very oh! as this means that
a) fifth giant was big big since planet 9 was hypothesised to be somewhere between earth and neptune (size arc mention) and if that was just the core... and b) planet 9 is, or is descended, or is a fraction of the soul of fifth giant!
to solve this i think he should just be really mysterious and stuff like no one knows... because we dont know either... :D
anyways im just gonna write how i think this should have panned out if solarballs researched properly. as the biggest gyat of the solar system and ringmaster 4000 lite kicked fifth giant out (grand tack!!) obviously theyd both be paranoid of him coming back and kicking their asses. since fifth giant got too close to saturn and not jupi hed probably be more paranoid but mr smartass is indeed a smartass so he just took all the blame for his lover awwwwww (jupiturn on top old men yaoi)
anyways planet 9 if it was infact the core of fifth giant or just was socially isolated for a long time theyd probably hold kind of a grudge to the solar system bc theyre there but no one cared and, again, ejected fifth giant! so yeah, he goes to solar system bc makemake was a nerd and now hmm, its unclear if this new arrival is some random ahh or fifth giant descendant!!
so here i think jupi would just spill out of fear bc hes honest and feels like the type to SPILL and he just doesnt know who and then his wife saturn is like noooooo and imo planet 9 would just be confused asf bc again, core of fifth giant, probably forgot a lot bc thats what isolation does to you just look at neppy my bb1!!!! and yeah hes gone and planet 9 who doesnt know wtf is going on just takes the spot of jupi
ok this is really like undefined and vague and idk what i just typed out either bc I NEED TO SLEEP ISTG I AM SO TIRED will refine later ok bye
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