#sobbing okay bye smooch I love you

[hayatoseyepatch]

I’m literally SOBBING listening to the Wicked album NO ONE PERCEIVE ME.

[lostmykeysie]

I have a super long comment for you about the Horcrux Hunt bcs I want to comment every chapter I read but I forget bcs I download the ao3 doc to my books app okay here we go!!!!

Agahdgdjd I just finished reading it and I loved it soooo much. Remus and regulus friendship is EVERYTHING to me. The platonic kissing!!???? As an Aspec gal this means so much to me bcs ahhhdghdhd and let’s be real those two deserved a little song after all that tension and then just cute little kisses bcs they both need a good loving friendly kiss aww. And I loved the flirtiness bcs I just know those two would constantly have such good banter and get along and I SOBBED when reg became a part of the lupin family. Also. HOPE LUPIN.!?!??? The best Hope I ever did read about. She is amazing and now the only version of Hope I accept ty very much.

ALSO also I love regulus so much and love your characterization of him and seeing his growth. Also I am autistic and I headcanon reg as autistic and there were so many moments in the way you wrote him that fit in with that that made my heart so happy UGH and some moments where I felt like he’s aspec of some sort like aro specially and wow reg my boy <3

And ugh Remus and his feels over being accused as the traitor??? Rough but also I love the angst. His complicated feelings about himself and others and I can’t wait to see him sort shit out and start healing bcs he deserves to heal and be ANGRY and sad and everything. Remus my best boy <3

Also I’m just getting into jegulus so I’m super excited to start reading the missing link!!! The way james is already slowly creeping on him agshdjd I can’t wait to see it all happen.

OKAY THATS ALL I LOVE U AND UR WORK AND U ARE AMAZONG OKAY BYE GONNA GO READ THE MISSING LINK NOW HEHEHEH :))))

Oh PS I loved Remus getting to scream and go off on dumbledore that was amazing and more people should get to scream at him.

i always download long fics to my kindle so i feel you baby!!!!!

putting my boring reply below the cut xxxxx

aspec babes deserve all the platonic kisses they want and deserve and they deserve them all xxxxx this includes me so WHY is no one kissing me platonic smooch smooch xxxxx i have said this before and i know i haven’t written it but reggie is definitely aspec xxxx

regus friendship means soooo much to me i have also said this before and i will absolutely say it again but like. i am obsessed with them. they are BEST friends. forever. they are something special that’s friends and family and more and i love them forever and they will always be besties in every single fic i write for the rest of my LIFE. and they FLIRT and i LOVE IT and hope is such a queen i feel like she deserves her own fic i also want to hug her i bet she would give the best hugs ever i bet she’s the only person regulus is 100% comfortable having those long hugs with that last arguably too long and it gets weird (this is how i feel about most hugs)

omg so i’m answering as i read so YES i AGREE i think there’s a tiny bit of me that is accidentally being a bit self insert with reg LOL ANYWAY i think we see reg very similarly xxxx

on the traitor point… a few people have said ‘how did he even forgive them in the end’ and i think that is so valid like to get over a betrayal like that from your closest friends would be so so so hard and i tried to reflect that and not just make it an easy fix because oh my god how is that not in the back of your mind always just whispering all the time??? like getting over that would be a JOURNEY so yeah it got a bit angsty haha but i feel like if anything it could have been worse it could have been unresolveable !!!! but it will never be because i am a happily ever after boy ONLY

i am a bajillion years late to this i’m really sorry i’m a pants person who is 99% offline BUT thank you so much for your consolidated comment it’s so sweet and has made me smile all lame and gross xxxx i hope you enjoy / enjoyed TML too i hope that it gave you the healed remus and the jegulus you deserve and maybe some giggles hopefully xxxxxxx thanks for being nice to me lol i honestly am so weird and lame and awkward but kiss kiss i am blushing like a loser xxxxxxxxx

[fatuismooches]

SMOOCHESSSSS OH MY GOD HIIII HOW ARE YOU AHHDHHHH!;!!!!! it’s me moonie anon 🌕💗

IT HAS BEEN SOOOO LONG life has been wild lately. broke up with my bf of 3 years, got a national award, SHIT WAS WILD

finallt opening tumblr after so long is so nostalgic 😭🫶🫶 IVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH HOWVE YOU BEEEEN?? scrolling thru ur blog and seeing all the dottore headcanons and everything has been so fun IM SO ON BOARD FOR SWEET TOOTH DOTTIE

sobbing ive missed being on here, i’m on break rn so i shojld be free enough ILL FINALLY START THAT WRITING BLOG THIS WEEEEK

IVE MISSED YOU AHFHHH LOVE U SMOOCHES!!

much love,

your fav not-so-anonymous 🌕 nonnie

🌕 ANON???!!! OH MY GOD I LITERALLY MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! BYE EVERY TIME I WENT TO MY FOLLOWING LIST I THOUGHT OF YOUUUU 😭🥹🥹🥹 all i remember is us talking about poet reader and Zandik,, and also your exams BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE ON BREAK NOW! (And omg,, CONGRATS ON YOUR AWARD THAT'S AMAZING???!! I hope you're doing okay after the break-up though! :( *hugs* please take care of yourself 💗)

nwdndenwd IVE BEEN GOOD JUST GETTING THROUGH LIFE YK? IM ALSO VERY GLAD YOU'VE BEEN ENJOYING ALL THE HCS !! (yes, sweet tooth Dottore is like the new Latin Dottore hc 😭) AND I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE MAKING THAT WRITING BLOG!! PLEASE TELL ME ONCE YOU DO I'D LOVE TO SEE!! ❤️❤️

I MISSED YOU MORE >:(( 🥰🥰 i hope i get to see you pop up in my inbox some more :D but don't worry about it, I'm just very glad you're doing well! And i hope you take time to relax since you've definitely been through a lot!

[sunnydbeam]

🫵

You there. Make me SO GATDAM HAPPY. You don't even KNOW. You are so amazing, and beautiful, and kind, and inspiring, and so much more. I'm so glad to be your moot, you've made my experience here better than it was before. I love you so much/p

Okay bye bye!

Hey HEEEEEEY

What WHAAT *SHAKING YOU AFFECTIONATELY*

ASFGNSB REALLY???!!1!? THAT'S SO NICE AND KIND, THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *sobs* HOLYYY-

Thank you for your friendship, ur cute awesome love you *smooches* ♡♡♡

[techs-ass]

Hello it's @clone-anon and I was just gonna leave this here okay bye

You sat next to Tech in comfortable silence. It was nearing the end of a long day and he was adjusting something with some new eyewear, but you weren't paying much attention, preferring instead to have your eyes closed as you leaned against him and felt him breathe next to you.

Although he was using both hands, he somehow managed to remain steady enough that you balanced on his shoulder comfortably. He wore a little smile and you felt him let out a happy sigh when he was done. You opened your eyes as he inspected his work, really looking at it for the first time.

"Tech..." you said as a smile spread across your face. "Is that what I think it is?"

"Yes. Modified snorkeling goggles. I realized I could order a pair, but I wanted to add some modifications, so I ordered the lense and adjusted them myself. What do you think?"

He had that Tech smile. The same one he always had when he was working on something particularly interesting or had finished solving a difficult problem.

"You want to go snorkeling together," you inquired, still smiling and making sure you were really connecting the dots placed in front of you.

"Yes. I thought we might get to see some of the same animals we saw on our first date at the aquarium. I have some ideas of where we might go, but I would prefer if we could decide on a location together. Would you like that, my darling?"

You reached up, held his gorgeous face in both your hands and tenderly kissed his lips before replying, "I would love that."

Sobbing, crying, on the floor in a puddle of my own tears

Clone anon, I need you to know that I adore you with my whole heart. I would die for yoy. Idk who told you about my diving but when I find them, I'm gonna give you both the biggest fucking smooches. I cannot begin to tell you how much this meant to me, tearing up in my car rn. I hope you have nothing but the absolute best week darling clone-anon.

[cotlfanficspromptsblog]

COTL ROTOF Fanfic

Pt 11 : "A Dissenter among Chaos..

11-12-23(Day 216 of Eternity Heaven)

"Its been quite a while since we last checked on The Evergrowing Wealthy Cult of Eternity Heaven which Lambert has been pretty blessed this month from making their gold stack to be at 300k! which was a big milestone for the Cult in itself!

Aside from having a pretty nice and peaceful anniversary back in October with his Darling Wife Samantha, Today something was off about her..

One Sermon while Lambert was busy preaching the "Good Word of the Day" and commanding a few rituals that made quite a few of his followers upset esp to his surprise his most beloved follower, wife and besets Friend next to Narinder. Samantha..

Lambert's eyes widened at her look of disgust on her face as if he saw a demon possessing such a innocent, confessed soul. from her POV Sammi felt disgust with worry at her husband/leader's recent ritual and weekly sermon which she distasted of herself.

L : Hey Sammi.. Honey mind coming over here please?

S : *scoffs* okay Lamby, Fine...

Lambert then picked up Sammi using his crown's powers which formed a hand with fingers and picked up the adorably upset lavender batdemon by her robe, until he placed his wife into a prison stock for dissenting..

Samantha was then trying to break free out of the prison with tears swelling on her face while looking at her leader, husband and most of all : "her savior" the brave masochist lamb that saved her from the horrors of silk cradle and a creepy rapey war riddended shamura of the past all those yrs ago.. put her in a prison for a thing she never thought would trace towards her mind..

S : *sobbing* Lamby.. i'm so sorry i truly deeply am.. *sobbing cont*

Lambert stood back at his wife in shame but then hugged her head while rubbing her horns amist placed in the prison stalks.. he then whispered quietly to her in her ears.

L : "Sammi, i know.. honey i didn't expect it to happen to you besides i expected shamura or narinder or the other bishops to act like this towards me.. *giggles*

Samantha then chuckled a bit after her sweet Leader told her that funny secret joke to calm her down a bit to stop crying and feel better inside.

Sammi then kissed Lambert on the lips which then turned into a makeout in the stalks while ignoring a few bystander followers watching and snickering at the loving couple, except for Lambert's 2 other beloved wives Lady Dimistru(Dimmi) & M3gan(M3ggy) whom both sympathetically both "awwed" in sync while walking back to their beds to rest while their "Spousal Sister" was incarcerated for a 3 days time.

After Lambert & Samantha finished smooching each other, Lambert then walked out into the old faith to go to Silk Cradle once again but with Narinder to be his Main Heart Protector for the first time in quite a long time which he felt that he hasn't been giving Nari any attention since he's been giving more love to his 3 wives mostly so this week was gonna be just him & his lamb husband just like the old days of the cult!

L : *waves bye to Sammi and blow kisses at her* Bye Sammi i'll see you later love you darling!

S *blows kiss back with spare hand* Bye Honey! Love you too, have a good crusade.. *yawns* Falls asleep in prison

Rest of the day Lambert & Narinder spent a crusade together with the rest of the holiday season being for both of them..

To be continued..

[voidstilesplease]

Patrivan Drives Me Nuts, And Here's Why: Part 8

S5E5: Please, Tell The Truth [prev, first]

->Because Patrick Gets His "Five Seconds" (And We Get The Most Intimate Sex Scene On Elite)

S4E2: Five Seconds | S5E5: Please, Tell The Truth

Back in part 6, I mentioned something I noticed in one of episode five's scenes that goes back to Patrick's little "five seconds" moment in season 4. And here's me bothering y'all about it.

Let me explain.

Quick recap: So after Patrick walks out of Ivan's room, he decides to sleep in the guest room instead. While in there, he receives a message from Cruz reminding him that he's waiting for Patrick in his room. Patrick hesitates for like, 2 seconds, then gets up to do it anyway. I mean, if Ivan can't do it, his dad's a good enough substitute, no? 😂 Anyway-

Patrick swings the door open and steps out into the hallway, almost bumps into IVAN, who's there just in time to catch him.

What do you know. Ivan finally grows the balls to actually go after Patrick.

And yeah, he's nervous as hell, understandably so, but he's doing his best to just be honest - with Patrick and with himself, especially. He already started 'telling the truth' back in his room when he confessed his attraction to Patrick despite his fear. So why the hell would he regress back into the closet, right? So he won't, and he doesn't.

And he wholeheartedly tells Patrick:

Then he goes right in for that kiss that they've been dangling over our heads since episode 1. LIKE-

He just grabs Patrick by the back of his neck and **smooches**. Lol. I fucking love it.

Okay, so, now this is where my little observation comes in. Some of y'all (if not all) will say I'm just reaching at this point, but idgaf tbh.

Just LOOK-

So, the background music fades out just as their kiss ends, and they both pull back to look at each other's eyes, right? And, so, okay, now LISTEN. If you play the scene and look closely, or monitor the time stamps, or count it yourself, you will see/notice that there is exactly FIVE seconds of gap in the transition from the first background music to the next, which is Brian Eno's By This River.

NOW. Moving on. Of course, we know what happens next 😏😏😏. And, idk, maybe y'all don't agree with what I said in the title of this post that Patrick and Ivan's sex scene is the most intimate one on Elite yet, but let's agree to disagree if that is so. Because I have seen every sex scene on Elite, and there's nothing quite like what occured between our boys.

"Como por cinco segundos, no existe nada más que él." - this line, this line is exactly what happens. For five seconds, Ivan is all that exists to him 🥲. I don't care what anyone says, but the fact that there's five seconds of faded out music in this scene, couldn't have been purely accidental. Remember Patrick also adds "and you can't help but smile" in the S4 scene, AND THEY BOTH SMILE LIKE SMITTEN FOOLS after the kiss in this scene? I refuse to be told otherwise. I have already planted my feet on this hill, and I will die on it.

I can't be normal after this tbh 🥲🥲🥲. Because Patrick deserves it 🥲🥲🥲. *SOBS* 😭😭😭

I mean. It's also the longest, most explicit sex scene yet. They didn't hold back, did they? Like, Elite has no chill.

No chill whatsoever. Ivan giving his first bj on-screen 👀. Ivan receiving his first rim on-screen. Ivan topping a man for the first time on-screen 👀👀👀. All in 5 minutes 👀👀👀 (lol, no I didn't actually count...)

LIKE-

THE WAY HE KEEPS KISSING THE BACK OF PATRICK'S NECK IS SO PERSONAL TO ME *incoherent screaming*

THE WAY HE KEEPS HOLDING PATRICK'S HAND 😭 ooomphhh bye 🥲🥲🥲

It's just-

It's the loveliest scene. And with that background music? 🥲 I will riot if they don't end up together happily in the next season.

Also, additionally: notice the way Patrick's so red in the face? Like his cheeks, and the tips of his ears are on fire. And, gosh, I might sound so perverted, but his moan? Yeah.... 🥲👏

I have replayed the entire sequence tens of times now, and I'm not done yet. It's just so *CHEF'S KISS* *SMOOCH* HANDS DOWN, perfect.

[shintorikhazumi]

She Likes Blues- PASTEL Blues (2)

A/N: Because I love you and this brilliant concept Isa. So i decided to expound on the au... a little. Concept creds go to the ever brilliant @tanuki-pyon

This is a continuation to one of my drabbles. Treat it as chap 1. It’s just gonna be more dumb au stuff so... ayt.

Enjoy?

~Shintori Khazumi.

She Likes Blues- PASTEL Blues (2): It’s A Date!

“I’m your roommate.” Akko managed to lamely state.

The girl in front of her stared at her hand a good, long while making Akko grow more and more nervous by the second.

“Um...miss?”

“Oh, apologies. Yes, yes... Um...” Temporarily placing her phone down on a nearby shelf, Akko watched roommate extend a hand which she gladly took. “Diana.” She curtly said.

“A-Akko.”

“Charmed.” Diana said sweetly, taking her hand back. She gave Akko a quick once-over, and the brunette nervously shuffled her socked feet along the carpet.

“Mi-miss D-Diana?”

“Hmm...” The girl tapped her cheek thoughtfully with a manicured index finger, sucking in the side of her cheek before her expression changed into a friendly smile. Clapping her hands together, she asked, “Ever tried pastel pink or a salmon color?”

Akko stared at her, bewildered.

“What?”

“Clothes. Wearing those colors. Have you ever worn mini-skirts or a sundress? Hmm... Maybe we could find something that would suit you... would Hannah match your size?”

“Um... Miss Diana...?”

“But Barbara might have some nice colors that would match your complexion as well.”

What was... going on?

“You’re ‘all-black’ style looks lovely and all, love-”

‘Love?!’

“But I do believe you could pull off some of the most gorgeous colors, don’t you think so?” Diana asked her, walking forward to lightly pat her cheek. “Okay?”

“...o-okay?” Akko went along with her pace, still not registering what was going on.

“Perfect!” Diana cheered, planting a chaste smooch on Akko’s other cheek before bidding her goodbye with a wave of her fingers. “It’s a date!”

“Date...” Akko repeated blankly, hand touching the place where warm lips had just blessed her. “Date... Date?!” Akko screeched, fingers running up to pull at her hair, trying to prove to her that she wasn’t deliriously dreaming.

[“Oh wow! You just scored a date! Real quick too! Um... congrats, my baby?”]- Her phone sounded from her pocket, and Akko flew inches off the floor in surprise.

“MAMA?!” Had she not hung up?! Wait... did that mean that... her mother had listened in on the entire conversation?! Wait! NO! That couldn’t... this couldn’t... Her heart suddenly picked up speed for a different reason, the organ pounding excruciatingly in her chest. Her mind ran a mile a minute in anxiety and panic.

She wanted to cry, to throw up. Her throat was so dry and painful.

Her mama had heard that. Sure she hadn’t said anything out of the ordinary... had she?

‘Calm down, Akko. Calm down. She might not have thought of it as anything weird. Yeah. Nothing weird. Of course. Except for my very female roommate setting us up on a date.’

Akko took erratic, deep breaths.

‘Oh but that doesn’t mean anything, right? It’s not like you’d normally think it was anything but a friend date unless you know for sure that your kid was... but my mom doesn’t- ’

Wait, but mothers knew these types of things, right? What if she had pieced together Akko’s reaction and figured it all out on her own?

Years of trying to hide it and... but maybe Akko was just that bad at hiding it. And her mom now knew.

Akko hadn’t even told her on her own that she was...

[“Akko-chan? Are you there?”]

No... she... how would she... what would her mom...

“Mama... I’m... I’m sor-”

[“My sweet baby, listen. Listen to Mama for a sec, okay?”]

Akko whimpered, nodding despite her mom not being able to see her.

It was too late. Her mom clearly knew now. Obviously. There was no way she didn’t. She was now going to confront Akko. She was going to tell her, even if it was with a sweet voice, that Akko was in the wrong, and that maybe she’d have to go into that strange therapy session Amanda complained to her about last week. And then she’d say she was disappointed, and that would hurt Akko more than any other thing in the world-

[“Baby, just please be sure to bring her home and introduce her to me during vacation, okay? She sounds like a lovely girl.”]

“...eh?”

[“I love you, my little Akko-chan.”]

Akko felt herself tear up, clutching her phone close in disbelief and incomprehension.

“Mama?” She called out in a hoarse voice, trying to grasp at straws of reality that she suddenly couldn’t fathom.

[“Hai~?”]

Akko sniffed, harshly wiping away her tears on her sweater arm.

“I love you, mama.” She sobbed, trying her best not to outright wail.

[“Mama loves you most.”]

Like a dam, her emotional barrier broke, spilling out in teary mumbles and sobs.

Was it supposed to be this easy? Or was she just so incredibly blessed?

She continued to wail into her phone mic for the next few minutes or so, listening to her mother tell her random stories about geese and laughing at how silly her cries sounded.

She really did adore her mother.

After about fifteen minutes of a breakdown however, a different tune broke through the air. Even her mother noticed it, immediately asking what it was.

“I... don’t know, Ma.” Akko responded, looking around the room to find the source of the grossly cutesy music that certainly didn’t belong to her. “A ringtone?”

And then she spotted it, on the shelf. A glammed-up phone strap, and a case with ears-

“Oh, hell on earth... It’s my roommate’s phone.” Akko accidentally said. She heard her mother belt out a hearty laugh.

[“Well, then I guess you should do what you have to.”] She said.

“Huh? What do you mean? Pick it up?” Akko asked, unsure.

[What?! No! Wait... actually, maybe you should.”] Mrs. Kagari muttered.

“Eeehh?”

[“Hurry! And put it on speaker in case it’s some weirdo!”]

Feeling the urgency in her mother’s tone, Akko felt compelled to pick up, holding the glittery device to her ear, and trying her best not to sound awkward or stupid for her roommate’s sake.

“Hello? Um... the owner of this phone currently-”

[“Oh, is this Akko?”]

“Y-yes! This is indeed, um, Akko... who is... conversing... with you.” She squeaked out. She could hear her mother facepalm on the other line.

[“Oh perfect! Hi! Um, this is Diana. Sorry about inconveniencing you. I was a little foolish and forgot my phone, it seems. Sorry for calling. I was just making sure that I hadn’t actually lost it along the way.”]

“Oh. Oh wow, that’s... that would have been terrible.” Akko responded stiffly. She could just hear her mother’s shame from across the ocean. It wasn’t like she had taught her how to flirt or anything!

[“Yes, indeed it would have.”] She heard Diana’s sweet giggling on the other end, and her heart soared. [“I’m so glad it’s with you, though- in safe hands.”]

Akko was so glad Diana couldn’t see her stupid grin. “Me-me too! I’m... I’m glad too! For you!”

[“You are terrible at this.”] Akko barely heard her mother groan.

“Um... s-so... do you want me to... bring your phone over to where you are or something?” Akko asked, clutching the phone securely in hand.

[“Oh! Oh, dear no. Please don’t feel bothered. I just wanted to check if it was okay. B-but... if it’s not an inconvenience to you...”]

Akko found her bashfulness quite cute. Like everything else about Diana.

[“If you don’t bring the lady her phone, I will disown you.”]

Her mom could be terrible sometimes.

“I’ll... I’ll bring you your phone, no worries. It’s no biggie... um... just tell me where you are and I’ll head on over.” Akko said, grabbing a notepad to take down the address.

[“Really? Oh thank you! Thank you so much! You’re a darling, Akko.” Diana responded cheerily, dictating the directions for Akko to take to get to her. [“Again, you are such a sweetheart.”]

“No, not at all.” Akko chuckled awkwardly. “Anyone would do this.” She shyly replied.

[“Oh, not at all, sweetie. You’d be surprised.”]

Akko blushed at the pet name, already muting out her mother’s teasing giggles.

[“Tell you what, once you get here, I’ll treat you to lunch. How about that? Oh, and while we’re at it, we could just do our little date! What say you, darling?”]

Akko was reaching the cap of her shyness threshold here. She didn’t know if she could take anymore.

“S-Sure.” She was still afraid to come off as rude to her brand new roommate though. Wanting to make a good impression, she figured she’d accept.

That’s all there was to it.

[“Brilliant! See you soon, love~ Bye.”]

At the dial tone that ended the call, Akko walked over to her bed, grabbed a pillow... and screamed.

[“Send me pics, love you!”]- She heard in the background before her mom hung up as well.

Akko screamed again.

[shoyomp3]

cuddling hcs with kuroo

genre🍓: fluff, hc

pairing🍓: kuroo x gn!reader

warnings🍓: none uwu

word count 🍓: 346

desc🍓: cute cuddles with your boyfie ✋🙄

request🍓: yes/no

author note🍓: luna pls love this i worked hard for you oppar @yourdaddychan/@hotelhaikyuu

so like y’all were probably watching a movie or smth

when you got

✨tired✨

so you laid on him asf ✋🙄

he was 😽shawty shocked😽

but he gave into your love like the simp he is 😏😏😏

anyways 🤭

you two laid with you on top of him for a bit

before

he felt your elbow

dig into his

side and like

he was 😹shawty sobbing😹

mf why you gotta hurt him

you’re supposed to be cuddling not puncturing an organ ✋😭

anyways

he threw you off of him

and

laid on top of you

he like

put all his weight on you

“mf you’re crushing my lungs pls move”

he kinda moved

he like

put less weight but more weight?

i dont know

anyways

y’all didn’t stay like that for long ✋🙄

because it mf hurt 😐

you pushed his body up and off of you and sat up 🥴

he laid down and laid his head on your lap asf

you ran your fingers through his hair asf

y’all stayed like that for another movie 😽

bye you passed out

and like

woke up to him staring at you

stalker shit ✋🙄

you blinked at him a few times because you were confused asf 😏

he closed his eyes and puckered his lips

ew i don’t like that word

anyways

he made kissy noises

h-he wanted you to k-k-k-k-k*ss him 🤢

hes gross like that :/

you didn’t wanna kiss him cause you’re not gross like that

but he didn’t stop

mf kept doing it for like five minutes

your ass gave in

and gave him

a-a-a-a-a k*ss 🤢

youre disgusting

okay so like

y’all rearranged again ✋😭

and like

you were spooning

he was the little spoon asf

your height doesn’t matter ✋🙄

and like

ig yall fell asleep or smth

idk

when y’all woke up he was on the floor

you just laughed at him like the bully you are 😭😭

he pouted at you bECAUSE YOURE A BULLY BYE

you felt bad or smth so you gave him a smooch 😽

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[borathae]

hi babie : ), as always the recent work was chefs kiss. i had called your works really cute some time back but this has literally opened my eyes to a whole new world. i take my statement back, you ain't a tad bit cute, you are a hot sexcc person and maybe a lil' cute. idk maybe .

but seriously this was a legit hot stuff

and i love these parts specially-

“Will you peg me if I say no?” he asks quietly, making you laugh your laugh. You feel so fucking powerful. Jungkook’s big body is towering over you in this position, holding you tightly and yet he feels so small in your embrace that it feels as if you are towering over him all along. And you are, you both know that you are. Even if physically you aren’t, mentally he is a tiny, fragile man right now and you are his beautiful, tall goddess. And he loves it.

first of all, koo becomes this dumb bunny when he is in his subspace. honestly i was would have to encounter that question irl then i would have just stopped everything and starting smooching all over his face. i cant handle this level of silliness and these made me go made me really mad horny, thanks to you. a bulky, strong ,gymrat "daddy" type guy [ahem which i clearly do not understand because half of this place is filled with daddy jk, i respect them but it just doesn't make sense for me, but anyways respecting opinions here :")] bending down for you is my dream coming true and the parts when lil bunny bratty koo was forgetting to use "please" too, baby cant get enough of his bratty/dumb/horny brain

girl your aftercares are still so heartwarming especially this one because koo was prepared. GODDAMIT FIND YOURSELF A MAN LIKE KOO WHO WILL PURPOSEFULLY MAKE YOU ANGRY AND WILL COMPENSATE FOR IT.... KOO's COMPENSATION LEVEL IS AT ITS FINEST, MAN GOTTA BE AN INSURANCE FIRM (a definition of bad joke, sorry i just cant help being lame )

concluding my small view on your recent work, this was a piece of art and on top of that koo saying "i love you" between the rail session is something that will be an actual thing that the guy would do.

please continue to give me heartaches with your piece of artworks :")

love you and happy Halloween!

this is the anon who has sent you a whole big ass message on your recent work and also the one who has included insurance joke in that.. i just wanna mention about the bely bulging too.. wow i cant believe that i forgot about that and it doesn't shock me because i do not even remember whether i have clicked the anon option :")

okay the part that had me most affected was when he started roaming his hands on abs to feel for the bulge after coming down from his high.. this part is my nightmare..i am pretty sure that i will be daydreaming this for coming few weeks

bye again love and plus i appreciate your works so do not feel insecure cuz you area mf hot, sexcc and lil' cute badass person

and here are some smooches on your face 333

Anonie, are you my SAVIOUR??? OMFMGMAFG 😭😭😭😭😭 I literally holy moly, thank you so MUCH!! AAAAAH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!! I WILL LITEARLLY YELL!!! I am beyond SOFT 🥺💜

first of all :( I appreciate you so much for calling me a hot, sexy cutie 🥺 please this is the sweetest thing someone ever called me :( I am gonna sOB 😭😭

Also I LOVE THE FACT THAT THE PARTS WHICH RUINED ME THE MOST ALSO RUINED YOU THE MOST OMGMGM like KOO being that strong, beefy man turned into a dumb, horny bunny? yYES AND THE BELLY BULGING TOO OGMFGFMA I AM SO HAPPY THAT IT MADE YOU JUST AS FERAL AS IT MADE ME 😩😩😩

Truly you have made my Sunday so bright that I gotta wear sunglasses inside 🥺😭 thank you so much, not only for reading but also for sending you your amazing asks 🥺😭💜

Also lmaooaoa the insurance joke made me laugh way too much KFADSFK 😩😩😂

[melancholicumsomnia]

[FIC] A Little Miracle In The Volume Part 4

A/N: Here’s Part 4 of my fic contribution to PEDRO PASCAL APPRECIATION WEEK 2021! The #ppaw2021 theme of Day 4 is Favorite pics/videos from Pedro’s IG or Twitter. I love any pic of Pedro with Oscar Isaac, but I love these two the most (the first one coming from Pedro’s IG).

Again many thanks to @pedrohub​ for PPAW and to @pedrocentric​ for patiently hearing this frustrated writer’s complaints about the plotting and writing process. 

PREVIOUS PARTS

Part 1

Part 2 

Part 3

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A Little Miracle In The Volume

By

Rory

Part Four

Oscar was having a strange dream as he slept in his bed in Brooklyn. It had started out quite beautifully in fact – there he was, walking in a field of sunflowers, with the sun shining down on his head. Suddenly, he heard a loud buzzing noise, coming from a short distance away from him. His eyes grew wide as a dark cloud rose from those blossoms. To his even greater horror, that cloud began to head his way.

Bees!  

“WHOA!” Oscar cried out as he turned tail and ran for his life. 

But the bee swarm was relentless, following him down the hill and into the woods. In his fear of getting stung, Oscar would whirl back often to see how far the swarm was. The bees were, however, slowly but surely closing the gap between them. It was when he turned to look back again that he failed to see the thick root of an oak jutting out from the leaves-covered ground ahead of him. With a surprised “Woof!” Oscar tripped on the root and fell face first on the ground. 

As he turned onto his back, he raised his left arm to protect his face and closed his eyes. “No! Don’t! Please!” But the painful sting he dreaded never came. 

Instead, he felt something small alight on his arm. As Oscar looked at the thing, his jaw dropped in shock.

The bee on his arm had Pedro’s tearful face! As he trained his eyes on the swarm hovering above him, he saw that all of the bees had his best friend’s face!

“Help meee!” The bee made a high-pitched wail. The swarm followed suit, again, with that plaintive cry of “HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!”

Oscar sat up from his bed with a gasp, wiping the sweat from his face. He glanced at his wife Elvira beside him, but thankfully, he had not woken her up. 

Now that he was fully awake, Oscar’s heart started to race again when he realized that he could still hear that buzzing sound inside the room. Peering through the darkness, he traced the sound to be coming from the floor on his side of the bed. Sure enough, it was his phone that was vibrating non-stop. He must have knocked it over the night stand while thrashing from his nightmare. Not wanting to wake up his wife, Oscar picked up the phone, went outside the bedroom, and tiptoed down to the kitchen. 

As he switched on the light, Oscar pressed “Answer” on his phone, without peeking at the screen to find out who was calling him, and spoke a single “Yeah?” 

The hairs on Oscar’s arms stood on end when his mysterious caller moaned, “GRUMMPPPYYYY!”

“What the f—” All of a sudden, Oscar remembered his dream and he knew who he was talking to. “Baby Chicken, is that you?” A bit pissed off, he added, “Do you know what time it is?”

“I’m sorrryyyy!” Pedro whined back on the other end. “But…but…”

Hearing how distraught his friend was, Oscar was seized by fear and apprehension. “Hey, hey! It’s okay. Did something happen on set? Heaven forbid…did they…did they fire you?”

“No, no! I’ve actually finished a few scenes already.”

“Then what’s wrong?”

A brief pause. Then, there was a choked sob and Pedro wailed, “Werner Herzog is picking on me!”

Both of Oscar’s eyebrows rose at that revelation. From his own personal experience, he knew that a lot of things can happen on a film set, but he never expected that to happen to his friend, who was noted in the industry as one of the friendliest and kindest actors. On the other hand, Werner Herzog was notorious for his eccentric behavior. He couldn’t fathom how his cheerful and so desperately eager-to-please friend could’ve gotten on the bad side of an infamous director like Herzog.

“Now, calm down, Baby Chicken,” Oscar tried to comfort Pedro, as he sat down on a stool. “Tell me what’s been happening.”

For twenty minutes, Oscar listened carefully as Pedro told him about the events of the past few days – about Herzog’s overprotectiveness of the puppet and his determination to keep it away from Pedro. It sounded like lunatic behavior. Then again, this was Werner Herzog they were talking about. Hollywood has gotten used to the director’s eccentricities.

But not poor Pedro.

“Werner has already finished filming his last episode,” Pedro was bringing his narrative to its conclusion. “But he refused to leave the set. He said that he wanted to watch us film Episode 8 in the backlot. Because there were going to be explosions and flamethrowers, he wanted to make sure that the baby would be safe. His wife Lena has been calling the production offices, asking when he was going home. But Werner won’t leave.”

“I have to give credit to the man,” Oscar remarked with a cluck of his tongue. “He certainly is committed to this delusion of his.”

“What’ll I do? I’m having difficulty concentrating with him lurking around like an evil shadow. I constantly feel like I’m going to have a nervous breakdown. And…and…” The quiet admission came. “…I want to spend more time with Grogu.”

So, you fell in love with the puppet too, huh! It must be that cute if you like him this much, Oscar mused to himself. 

Letting out a heavy sigh, he admitted, “Having never met or worked with Werner Herzog before, I’m not sure what advice I could give you. The way I see it, you need to man up to this guy. I mean, you’re the lead actor, for chrissake, and he’s just a guest star! You need to be with that puppet more if you want to develop a convincing on-screen bond with it.”

“My point exactly! But I’m terrified of him. His mood swings scare me.”

“Well, he is an old man. Maybe he misses his kids and grandkids. Hey, I know! Why don’t you give him a nice big cake as a peace offering? Because of their age, a lot of Seniors can no longer eat the foods they loved when they were younger.”

Pedro let out a snort. “Why should I give Werner a cake? He’s the one who’s been terrorizing me!”

“Then I think you have no choice but to man up to him. Maybe not a direct confrontation. Maybe show him something which he can’t do.”

“Well, I can’t think of anything. This is THE Werner Herzog we’re talking about here. He’s done a lot of things in lifetime. Hell, he even ate a shoe on a bet!”

“I’m sure you’ll think of something. With your charms, you’ll have Herzog eating out of your hand.”

“I doubt it,” Pedro said dubiously. There was an exhalation on the other end. “I wish you were here to give me a hug, man, coz I really need it.”

“Well, consider yourself virtually hugged and here’s a smooch for good measure.” Oscar then made a loud “Mwah!” on the phone. 

“Thanks, Oscar. And I’m sorry to have woken you up. I…I just needed to hear your voice right now.”

“It’s okay. Just keep in touch, alright? Keep me updated on what’s been happening on set and with Herzog.”

“I will. Bye, Grumpy Eagle!”

“Bye and take care, Baby Chicken!”

There was a soft click as the call ended. 

“Honey?” A sleepy voice spoke behind him. 

“Oh, I’m sorry,” Oscar apologized to his wife Elvira. She was standing at the kitchen doorway, rubbing her eyes and yawning. “I didn’t mean to wake you.”

Elvira wandered over to her husband, who wrapped his arms around her waist and settled her down on his lap. “Was that Pedro on the phone? Is he okay?”

“He’s having some problems with Werner Herzog.”

“THE Werner Herzog? I’ve heard he is quite a character.”

“Judging from what Pedro told me right now, he is certainly that!”

Briefly, Oscar gave his wife a rundown of what’s been happening to his best friend.

Elvira clucked her tongue in dismay and shook her head. “What a silly old man! With Pedro fretting and carrying on about the baby like this, doesn’t Herzog see that Pedro is already acting like a real father?”

Hearing that comment, Oscar could only stare at his wife in amazement at her astuteness.

“I guess Herzog hasn’t noticed it or refuses to see it,” Oscar agreed with her. “Then again, I don’t think Pedro has realized that he has become a Dad to that Child either.”

TO BE CONTINUED

[kyovtani]

ASKS

hey babies! i’ve decided to answer the asks about back to life one and two like this because ive received so so so many and you guys blew me away so answering every single one of them is the least i can do to show you guys just how grateful i am. thank you so much for giving both parts SO much love, i love and appreciate you guys and the support you’re constantly sending my way with my whole entire heart <33

BYE THE FIC IS SO GOOD SO FAR. MY ANXIETY THO FROM THE ENDING, LIKE PLS KYO REALIZE THE MCS ANXIETY PLS DONT GO OUT WITH SORA PLEASE PLEASE HE SEEN HOW SHE DIDNT LOOK OKAY WHEN HE CAME IN PLEASE REALIZE HER ANXIETY PLEASE

– THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BABY !! this was the very first ask about back to life and it’s honestly the cutest thing ever! I hc Kyoutani to be rally understanding of things like anxiety and depression, generally mental health so that’s why it was easy for him to understand the reader’s situation and mindset! 

BACK TO LIFE!!!!!!!! MY HEART!!!!!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SO GOOD!!!!! i was really excited when you started posting about it!! i can't wait for part 2, i wanna know how they fix this!

AAAH !! thank you so much for the love and support baby!!!! I really hope you enjoyed part 2 just as much, sending you lots of smooches MWAH

OH MY GOD THE KYO FIC IS AMAZING

THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY !!!!! 

OH MY GOD YOUR KYOUTANI FIC HAS ME ACTUALLY FROTHING I LOVE IT SM

IM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY THAT MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED AT THE LAST COUPLE PARAGRAPHS AS WELL I CANT WAIT FOR PART 2

AAAH YOU GUYS !!! this made me so happy !!! thank you so much and I hope part two met your expectations and you enjoyed the ending MWAH!! 

HOLY FUCK THAT KYOUTANI FIC WHEW IT WAS SO SO GOOD IM SO EXCITED FOR PART 2

thank you for the food <33

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE LOVE AND SUPPORT BABY !!!

YOUR KYOTANI FIC AHHHHHHH my heart can’t handle this

I AM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT BABY !!!

OW THE END ON BACK TO LIFE HURTED THOUGH GDFGHJDFHJRY

Was overwhelmed by the hurty that I forgot to say how much I ADORE your characterization of Kyoutani. fdjkhgjkgdr

THANK YOU SO MUCH !! honestly- that means the world to me, probably the best compliment you can give me :((

Back to life was so good OMG 😳😳 HELLO??? You're amazing

Thank you so much, my love! it honestly is everything to me when you guys tell me such sweet things I love you so much MWAH!!

the new fic did not help me with my insecurities now i’m just frustrated and insecure. great writing tho.

honestly- same. when I wrote this, I lit indulgent every bit of my mind working into this fic and thats why it means so much to me ?? so youre not alone, my love; but thank you so much <33

The way I panicked at the end of the fic thinking there wasn’t gonna be more to it, holy shi that fox was so good I almost cried thinking they were just gonna end things like that 🥺🥺🥺🥺

I’d NEVER end a fic like that- I hate bad endings and cannot stand cliffhangers but the formatting didn't give me another choice im sorry for the heart attack baby kfhflashsj but am glad you liked it!

@au-roraaa said: ZADE I WAS NEVER A KYO FUCKER BUT I THINK YOUVE CONVERTED ME HOLY FUCKSJFJSJDJSN

THIS IS MY JOB AT THIS POINT I WANT YOU ALL TO TURN INTO KYOU FUCKERS KSSSOH 

UR THE BEST WRITER WTF?? WHEN DO U THINK PART TWO WOULD BE UP... and does kyoutani flirt with sora 😣💔

YOU GUYS- NOOO- pls my heart made a loop :(( I love you so much :(( thank you baby and I think now you know what he does with sora MWAH

@kawakuto said: hi hi zade!🤩 (ajdjs idk if you remember me but i moved main blogs and I was @/gukooky before LOL) THE KYOUTANI FIC ANDJWNS I DIDNT EXPECT THE END WAHHHH🥺🥺 it was so well written omg I loved it!! (wtf kyoutani, you said we were going slow what if I wasn’t ready to call u my boyfriend wtffff😔😔 pain.)

AAAAH OFC I DO REMMEBER !! hope youre doing well baby !!! and thank you SO much for your sweet words, I honestly appreciate them so much :((<33

pls I’m in love with your writing. You write kyoutani so well so now I’ll always be grabbing at any crumbs you send my way 🥵

thank you so so so much baby!!!! these kinda words always hit me right at the heart, I appreciate them so much and I love you sm much

bb i love ur kyoutani fic sm :(( ur rlly so talented <33 i look forward to pt 2 ^3^

thank you so much baby, sending a smooch your way mwah 

zade that kyoutani piece im in so much pain why would u do this to me 💔💔💔💔

believe me when I say It hurt me even more than you </3

I just finished reading part 2 and it waS SO GOODAJSFHJLFG you did amazing!! (n˘v˘•)¬

THANK YOU SO MUCH BABY !!!

Hi! New nonnie coming through :) First time I'm writing something because I'm such a nervous wreck but I just had to

THE FIC WAS SO GOOD THE VIBES ARE CHEFS KISS. IT WAS SO GOOD I LITERALLY DROOLED I CAN NOT GET OVER IT !

Mister kyotani pls rail me thanks 🐱

THANK YOU AAAH YOURE SO CUTE !!! I truly appreciate this with my whole entire heart so thank you so much baby, hope you have a good one mwah

Wait did he do anything with Sora?

nope!! they just went to the party together but in my mind he didn’t even hug her and she didn’t try anything else, too, simply bc she knew how in love he is with reader!!

YOUR MINDDDDD!! THE KYOU FIC WAS SOOOO GOOOD!! Omg i hope you do a part 3 😭😭

i have a Little sequel which is really really soft but I'd love to write some more for it! 

@soranihimawari said: Part 1 & 2 with kyoutani was amazing as always Zade! I really liked the ending. This was such a fun read. I was wondering who’s else would be sharing the apartment with Kyoutani. What made you choose tattoo artist Iwa & Oikawa? Those two made me chuckle with the way they came in like that. Hope you have a great day/evening/late night/etc.

✌🏼&💜

—sora—

aaah thank you so so much, baby!! I truly appreciate your sweet words, youre the cutest! regarding your question: You shares an apartment with Iwa, Oikawa and Yahaba (who also works at the tattoo studio!) and i don't know to be really honest- I just like the thought of these three being really good friends so after contemplating whether or not to go with iwaoi or matsuhana, I ended up going with those two dorks! hope you have a good one baby mwah!!

@sakusapetals said: PLEASEE I LOVE YOUR WRITING SO MUCH

AAAH THANK YOU SO SO MUCH BABY !!! I LOVE YOU SM 

How long did it take you to write the entire two parts? Like wow that’s alot👁👄👁 i adore long fics though

oooh- hm ?? tbh i don't really know ?? I can’t remember ?? I think it took me about a month or like three weeks since I did write it all in one go yk? it was the only WIP I worked on during that time and it felt SO relieving to publish it! 

AAAHHH the kyou fic was a masterpiece bb!!! ❤️❤️

thank you so so so much baby!!<33

U LITERLALT WRIYE KYOU THE BEST ABSOLUTE BEST. he’s so aggressive and demanding but he still is willing to show someone special his vulnerability. I LOVE READING STUFF ABOUT HIM FROM U

AAAAH thank you so much- you guys have no idea how much these kinda comments mean to me- I love you so MUCH MWAH 

I just read the first part of "back to life" an it had me speechless so many times, almost cried at the end, it's honestly so well written. I'm off to read part two. Have a nice day 🐰

sdoalfsla thank you so much baby! I hope you enjoyed both parts equally as much and thank you for all the love mwah!!<3

Hana is a baddie

SHE IS!! she’s literally the baddest bitch to ever exist ft. saeko ofc but nobody acknowledges it </3

@tonhwa said: I’m in love with the way you write kyoutani pls. Even your previous fics on your old account ( if you don’t mind me mentioning it ) are so fucking amazing. GOSH YOU CHARACTERIZE HIM SO WELL AND THE PLOT IS ALWAYS SO JUICY AND INTERESTING I CANT HELP BUT GO BACK AND READ IT. and then you release this fucking wonderful piece and I feel like it’s my birthday even though it’s already passed LOL ty ily have a wonderful day I’m sobbing tears of happiness

YOU GUYS PLEASE- the fact this made me tear up when I first read it- thank you SO much honestly. knowing you guys enjoy my characterization of my favorite character is honestly everything to me so thank you sm I love you baby have a good one!!<3

I’ve been on this app from high school, and now I’m a college grad. I have to say I’ve never sent a message to anyone I’ve followed. But that tattoo artist! Kyou fic, part 1 and 2 are 😩💕 *chefs kiss* you are one of my favorite writers I’ve ever followed since joining this app. You NEVER disappoint!

-💕 a very satisfied reader

thank you so much baby!! aaah this is honestly so so sweet :(( thank you for taking the time out of your day to send me such a sweet thing, I appreciate it and you so much mwah!!

i gotta say babe THANK YOU FOR THE KYOTANI CONTENT!! muAAAAHH💞💞

NOO THANK YOU GUYS FOR GIVING IT SO MUCH LOVE MWAH!!!

i love kyoutani and he obvs deserves his dick sucked 🤧🤧 but i catch him posting up with other girls I DONT CARE THE SITUATION he gonna catch these hands for a real one 👊🏼👆🏼🤜🏼🥊🥊 kidding 😐😐😐 he’d body me

pls the way this had me chuckling like crazy bc same sajlskjpw he can get mad all he want but he better stay his pretty ass where he is- by my side  😌

[word-scribbless]

Things Are Different Part 5

The final part! For now anyway! I might add more later.

Gif not mine.

Masterlist

  Part 1 | Part 2  | Part 3   |  Part 4 | -----

Annie woke up with a pounding headache, and an achey body. Quickly,  she realized she was handcuffed to a chair in an unfamiliar basement. She had no idea how long she’d been there, she could only hope Penelope noticed she was late, or Aaron or Spencer tried to contact her.

*** “Hotch have you heard from Annie?” Spencer asked as he walked over to his boss at the crime scene. “No, I called this morning but she didn’t answer.” He says looking a bit worried, “Call Garcia she’s probably with her.” Spencer nods and gets his phone out. “ Queen of the Internet how can I help you?” She answered “Hey Garcia” Spencer responded, “ I can’t get a hold of Annie, can you ask her to call me?” “Spence she isn’t with me…” she said sounding nervous. “I figured that she was with Jack or ended up going with you guys.” “She hasn’t come in?” Spencer says frantically “No she hasn’t, is everything okay?” Garcia questions. “Hotch Annie’s missing!” Spencer yells “Garcia can you track her phone?”

*** Annie looked around, taking in her surroundings. She noticed a heavily locked door, sounds of one set of boots above her, the fact that she was alone in the basement, and the fact that her capture was not very good at securing people. She was able to   bend forwards to reach down to grab her gun she kept on her ankle, man this guy sucked at this whole bad guy thing. Being a Hotchner really did come in handy sometimes, she was more prepared for this than the average person. She gripped the gun in her hands and moved back to how the man had left her, tucking the gun into her shirt where she could easily get to it. She started to struggle against the chains attaching her chair to the wall, hoping to lure the suspect down the stairs. She knew she would have to deal with him eventually, better on her own terms. She could hear boots on the steps. Taking a deep breath she prepared for the worst. “She’s awake! It’s Show time,” Said the man in a voice that made her sick. He turned around and began setting up a camera and computer he had right in front of her, turning the devices on. “Tell your brother Hello.” The man said with a sickening smirk.

***

Hotch hears his phone ding as he, Spencer, and Morgan are rushing to the SUV, hoping to get a lead from Garcia on his sister’s whereabouts. He looks at his phone as he sits down in the drivers seat, seeing he received a link in a text from an unknown number. The video makes him clench his fist so hard his knuckles go white. “Damn it” He yells, slamming his fists into the steering wheel. “What’s wrong?” Spencer yells as Hotch turns the phone to him. His face goes white as he sees a bloodied Annie, hand cuffed to a beam in a dingy basement. “Garcia,” Derek says into the phone having her trace the sender.

“I said, say Hello to your brother, and to your boyfriend while you’re at it” the man said, as Annie shakes her head no The team gasps as they see the man pull out a knife. They are now in the BAU conference room watching the video feed as Garcia works on tracing it. “Then say good bye to them,” he says as he lunges at her, dropping the camera to the ground. The team can no longer see what is happening when they hear a gun shot. Spencer sobs, turning around and slamming his hand into the door jam in anger, and Hotch slams his hand against the table.

“Oh god,” Garcia gasps as the gun shot and squeaks “I have a location.” “Lets go!” Hotch yells as they hear Annie’s voice, stopping them in their tracks. “Aaron, Spence, guys. I’m here, I’m alive but I have no idea where I am. Please find me, don’t stop looking. They all let out a breath they had been holding since the gun went off. “Garcia, patch this into the coms, we need to move!” Hotch says, moving to the SUV again.   “I don’t know if you guys can really hear me or not” They hear Annie continue,       “ but I kinda feel like I’m not gonna make it out of here so I should say this just incase. Not that that makes any sense, because this guy could have just been screwing with me, but I’m losing blood and if there’s a chance you all can hear me than I need to say this. Here I go.” They listen through their earpieces as they rush down the street. “Pen, JJ, Em; Thank you for accepting me as your friend and being the nosey, goofy sisters I never had.” She sniffled. “Derek, thank you for being a hopeless flirt and always making me laugh and feel pretty even on the worst day.” She chuckles and the respective team members smirk through their emotions of dread. “Rossi, Thank you for teaching me to cook, and taking care of my big brother, and keeping him in line.” She huffs a laugh through the pain from the restraints, and the slash across her arm. “Oh Aaron, my big brother, thank you for being my best friend. Thank you for pushing me to be my best, even when it annoys me. “Aaron smiles as he tries to hold back tears. “And most importantly at the moment, thank you for teaching me the importance for concealed carry permits, and ankle holsters, or I’d be a lot worse off than this cut on my arm.” Aaron smirks once again with pride but shivers as he hears that he had gotten her with the knife. “Big brother, no matter what happens here, it is NOT your fault. You and Jack are so strong, I love you both so much and, I am so proud of you.” She sniffles, as Aaron wipes away a tear that escaped. Annie takes as deep of a breath as she can, “Spencer, oh my sweet Spencer. I’m probably going to be so embarrassed if you’re listening to this but I need to say it. Spencer Reid I love you.” Spencer gasps and Hotch looks over to see tears running down his face.

“I know, not the ideal time for that statement and you probably can’t even hear me but, I love you so much. I am so thankful that we finally got the nerve to explore our feelings. Every moment with you is my favorite and I really hope I get to tell you this in person.” Spencer wipes his tears as they pull up to the house.

Annie hears footsteps above her then a firmiliar voice yell “FBI”. “I’M DOWN HERE! AARON! SPENCER!. She hears the door open and sees both men running towards her followed by the team. As Morgan checks to assure the unsub is dead, Aaron and Spencer rush to Annie.   “This is our guy Hotch, good shot Annie girl.” Morgan says.

Annie smiles weakly as Aaron unties her and hugs her tightly, kissing her head. “I’m so glad you’re okay! And I’m so proud of you for finally listening to me even when it annoys you.” He laughs pointing to the ankle holster. She smiles and rolls her eyes. Aaron moves aside to let Spencer talk to her.

“Hey there beautiful” He says as he cups her cheeks and kisses her softly. “I’m so happy you are okay!” She smiles and kisses his cheek before she realizes that Aaron quoted what she said to the camera. “Spence?” she says pulling back. He looks at her and nods, urging her to go on. “Did you hear what I said, you know when I didn’t know if you were listening?” she asks nervously. Spencer nods and catches her wrists gently as she tries to cover her face. “Annie?” Spencer says getting her to look at him. “I love you too sweetheart. So much!” She smiles and pulls him in to a kiss. “Ahem,”  Aaron interrupts. “Again, I’m all for this… but you’re bleeding so lets pause the smooching and get that arm looked at.” They laugh as Spencer helps her up and whispers in her ear “We’ll continue this later my love”. The end

[askthetotallynotcampcamp]

jaspvid for the s o u l

michael: oak aye

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Jasper: *first day working at the camp 😳😳* *vIbES near the entrance lmao*

David: GOOOOOOD MORNING JASPER! READY FOR YOUR FIRST DAY?

Jasper: Totally!! Is the camp still the same as when we were younger?

David: yup! Obviously different kids, they can get crazy so be prepared!

Jasper: Oh jeez, okay.

The b u s: *i am alive*

David: ah! They're here, oh you're gonna love them Jas!

Max: *walks off the bus* who the hell is that?!

Nerris: yeah I've never seen him before! Hello sir I dont know!

David: well kids, this is your new counselor, Jasper!

Jasper: Hi kids-! I hope I can make your summer great!!

Neil: *😒😒*

Harrison: Oh cool! A new person to show my magic to!

Space kid: howdy do Jasper!

Max: okay just another person to make fun of!

-all the kids are in the mess haul now-

David: I told you to be prepared! Dont let max get to you, hes always like that

Jasper: he’s just a little, uh, insulting. kinda rude, I can handle it though! Don’t worry about it

David: alrighty!

-time skip bc I'm lazy-

David: *getting ready for sleep time* do do dooooo

Jasper: ughhh, I do not understand how you deal with those kids all day *😔*

David: I've gotten used to them, maxes words hurt sometimes but I'm fine with it. And you dont have to work here ya know, if it isnt fun for you

Jasper: I wanna work here because I miss being with you all the time, homeslice- I’ll get used to it eventually

David: awe that's sweet, but you can always tell me if you want to leave because this place can stress you out! Now you, should get some sleep mister

Jasper: *😳😳😳* ah yeah, you too homie *bed time bro*

David: goodnighttttt!

Jasper: goodnight-

Time: smellbert day time

The camp: i am going to burn down

David: OH GOSH THE CAMP!

-after they fix the camp bc I'm lazy and tired-

David: *collapses against a tree* now that, that was a workout

Jasper: *collapses nexts to mr tree* is that how it’s like everyday?

Neil: *a p p r o a c h e s*

David: yeah basically *jumps up* hello Neil!

Neil: Hey can I show you something I’ve been working on? *is neil*

David: ah yes of course! *grabs Jaspers hand and walks over*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

Neil: Okay, so, this is my science stuff, and this right here is a calculator

David: very...interesting! Right Jasper!

Jasper: I like the uh, bottles?

Neil: The test tubes?

David: *tries not to laugh*

Jasper: I mean- I guess? I don’t know, I never did science

Neil: Literally everyone knows what a test tube is-!

David: oh come on Neil cut him some slack, hes not all about science

Neil: david, literally everyone knows what a test tube is!

David: well Jasper isnt everyone! Keep up the good work! *walks back to the cabin*

Jasper: *taps david’s shoulder 😗✌️* hey hey hey, quick question

David: hm? *turns around* yeah Jasper?

Jasper: Can I talk to you alone for a hot sec

David: yeah of course! What's up buddy pal

Jasper: uh, so, since I was a kid i thought you were super cool-?

David: wow really?! Youre really.. what's the word you use..radical!

Jasper: Wow thanks! Anyway, I was thinking and like- I like you??

David: well duh, we're best friends!

Jasper: yeah, but, like-like you homie

David: *very red* oh gosh- i- um-

Jasper: *😳😳😳* uh- yeah-

David: a-are you sure? Out of a-all people?

Jasper: *nodnodnodnod*

David: well uh- lucky for you- *kisses his cheek😳😳😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳* oh dang-

David: *smiles at him*

Gwen: well that was lovely

Jasper: Wow gwen okay

David: oh h-hi Gwen..*v red*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

Gwen: I saw the whole thing, it was WAY better than trash tv

David: well is this good for your trash tv? *kisses Jasperteehee*

Jasper: *is a red*

Gwen: *:0* Oh damn!!

David: oh wait I actually did that-

Jasper: jesus- *lmao covers his face or some shit*

Gwen: 👏👏👏

David: okay uh toodaloo! Bye! *runs to the cabin*

Jasper: uh, i’m gonna go too-! *fOLLOW*

Max: they're so gonna makeout

David: *in the bathroom* WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH ME

Jasper: *kNocKs oN tHe dOoR* uhh, davey are you okay?

David: AH! oh Jasper, hello! Uh yes I am completely fine why would something be wrong what

Jasper: you ran away really fast, are you sure you’re okay-?

David: yes of course! *comes pit of the bathroom and is like face to face w/ jasper bc he was standing right outside of the door??*

Jasper: *😳���👈* *s smooch*

David: *😳😳😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: i’m uh, sorry *😔👉👈*

David: nononono it's okay! *hug*

Jasper: *hug 😔👉👈*

David: hey, you okay? *ruffles his hair and laughs*

Jasper: *:) 👉👈* of course!

David: that's great! *smiles at him*

Jasper: we should uh, leave and see what the kiddos are up to *walks out backwards???*

David: okay! *kicks the door open* owie

Jasper: oh dang are you okay-

Nikki: What SPICY DRAMA happened??!

David: nikki what do you mean??

Nikki: Max said you were gonna make out!

David: nothing happened! *😳*

Jasper: *holds onto david’s arm or smth lmao oop*

Nikki: hmmmm

David: nikki nothing- uh- nothing happened!

Max: Likely story DAVID!

David: fine, what do you think happened?

Max: you two made out or some gross shit and then you came out like nothing happened!

David: well you are incorrect!

Jasper: very incorrect!

Nikki: Oh damn it!

David: well anyways, since it's getting to sunset now, its campfire time! *skips over to the benches*

Jasper: come on children!! *follow*

Children: kk *follow*

Max: jasper I seriously dont understand how youre in love with HIM

David: *making a fire*

Jasper: I mean, he’s really nice, Max- I’m sure you’ll feel the same way about someone eventually

Max: pft- yeah, no

David: *stands up* okay and we are ready for action!

Jasper: oh come ON max, stop being so heartless *walks over to the f i r e*

David: *sits down on a log and puts on his sweatshirt* (I LOVE DAVID WEARING A SWEATSHIRT)

Jasper: *sits next to d a v i d* oh dang, are you cold?

David: eh, it's just summer night air

Jasper: yeah but i wanted an excuse to do this *puts his arm around david 😳*

David: *goes wide eyed 😳😳*

Jasper: *forehead smooch 😳😳*

David: *hides in his sweatshirt😳* Jasper not in front of the campers!-

Jasper: Oh dang i’m so sorry *n not*

David: *rests his head on his shoulder* hmph

Jasper: oh no, am i in trouble now? *hug teehee*

David: *shakes his head no*

Jasper: cool cool cool *😘😘😘*

Gwen: *👀👀👀*

David: *sleep*

Gwen: I think you need to go tuck your boy in

Jasper: Righto, Gwen make sure nothing burns down *picks up mr tree mans and cArRiEs hIm To tHe CabIn wOwIe*

David: huh..oh hi jasperrrr

Jasper: hola *drops mr tree mans onto his bed lmao rekt* you fell asleep

David: oh sorry *laughs tiredly?? Is that a thing??*

Jasper: go to sleep, you sound tired *forehead smooch 😳😳*

David: *pulls him down to....hug him duh*

Jasper: oh dang- *hug hug hug*

David: what? I love youuuuu (he ain't gonna remember this-)

Jasper: *😳😳😳* shoot- i love you too homie *s sits on the bed or smth*

David: *sits up and hugs him* thank you for working here, now I get to see your adorable face everyday

Jasper: jeez- calm down- *😳😳😳*

David: I'm just saying! *smiles at him*

Jasper: *😌😌* okay go to sleep now- it’s late, homeslice

David: okay *kisses him* goodnight *:)*

Jasper: goodnight weirdo *escape*

-morning-

David: *wakes up and sits up* best sleep I've ever had

Jasper: *uhh already out watching el children*

David: *gets dressed and walks outside* GOOOOOD MORNING JASPER

Jasper: hello hello, how did you sleep?

David: very good actually! I just dont remember anything from the camp fire

Jasper: oh great, you were hella tired last night man

Nikki: *f fire*

David: GOSH DARN NIKKI NOT AGAIN WITH THE FIRE!- *runs*

Jasper: *ahaha just vibes honestly lmao* righto children, who wants to go do something cool

Max: what do you consider cool

Jasper: dunno, what do YOU consider cool?

Max: I dont know that's why I'm asking you!

Space kid: how are babies made

Jasper: okay, we’re not going over that today- what if we uh, go to spooky island and find cool stuff

Nerris: david said we arent allowed over there!

David: I heard my name! Wassup

Jasper: we’re going to spooky island because i almost died there so we are allowed

David: *:0* ooooo adventures okay! Boat time! *walks to the boats*

Jasper: alrighty everyone get in groups of threes to go in the bOaTs and then don’t get lost

David: *gets in the boat in front of thy jasper* is Gwen coming?

Jasper: I don’t think so-

Space Kid: *is on their bOaT now because he asked how babies were made*

David: *starts paddling the boat* weeeeeeee

Jasper: *lmao also pAdDlInG*

Space Kid: David how are babies made?

David: uh well- *😳*

Space Kid: because neil told me that-

Jasper: okay okay okay let’s not talk about this today

Space kid: do you and jasper make babies?

David: NO *😳😳😳*

Jasper: *w heeze*

Space Kid: hmmmm, well do you want to make babies?

David: SPACE KID JUST STOP TALKING *😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: *literally sobbing* this is COMEDY

David: JASPER DONT ENCOURAGE HIM

Jasper: It’s so funny-!

David: uh-uh! Its embarrassing!

Space kid: you guys have definitely made babies

Jasper: *FIDNKSNSKSK* OH MY GOD *teeheehaw*

David: OKAY WOW LOOK WE'RE HERE *gets off the canoe*

Jasper: *escaped canoe* kk kids stay in your groups and find something cool

David: I guess space kid went with harrison and his group, so that's leave us alone *😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳* *👀👀* *smooch 😳*

David: *😳😳😳* *kiss:)*

Jasper: *:)))*

Nikki: GUYS IT IS HAPPENING

David: NIKKI I SWEAR TO GOSH IF YOU DONT GO AWAY-

Jasper: *😳😳😳* Woah Davey chillax

Nikki: Everyone wanted to know!

David: well I think it's pretttttttty obvious that I am deeply in love with Jasper!

Jasper: 😳😳😳

Nikki: WOAHH!! Like my mom and Carl!!

Neil: nikki pleeeeeease dont bring that up

David: oh god-

Nikki: Why not! That was true love Neil!

Jasper: what even- who?

Neil: that was sex! Theres a difference Nikki!

David: their parents hooked up on parents day-

Jasper: *elbow nudge ;))* *LMAO WHEEZE JK JKING*

Nikki: There is no difference!

David: JASPER NO

Neil: they only did it for pleasure!!

Jasper: I was joking homie!

Nikki: oh REALLY? how would you know!!

Neil: beacuseeeeee that's why people do it nikki!

David: okay....homeskillet!

Nikki: have YOU ever done it!!!

Jasper: oh jesus- we should stop that before something bad happens

Neil: NIKKI I AM 11

David: yeah-

Jasper: *picks up nikki or some poopoo* Nikki, just listen to Neil on this one

Neil: THANK YOU

David: *giggles*

Nikki: this isn’t over NEIL

Jasper: okie dokie kids- Nikki you’re coming back with me because I don’t trust you with neil

Neil: NIKKI YOU LITERALLY EAT DIRT SO I DONT THINK YOU WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT SE-

David: OKAY ENOUGH OF THIS

Jasper: alrighty everyone we’re going back- david go back with neil

Nikki: *g rowels*

-when they get back-

David: *flops on to his bed* well that was a experience

Jasper: *s sits on david’s bed* oh god it sure was

David: *sits up and leans against the pillows* I haven't been that stressed in awhile-

Jasper: *😳😳👀* *smooch*

David: *smooch😳😳😳😳*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳smooch*

David: *hug* hiiiii

Jasper: *hug 😳😳😳* hello hello

Dsvid: not to be that weird person but you are way better at kissing then I thought you would be- *giggles*

Jasper: *😳😳😳😳*

David: okay soryyyyyyyyyyy

Jasper: you’re so dorky

Space Kid: *knocks on the councelor cabins door*

David: ugh can we ever be alone! *opens the door* oh space kid! Why are you up?

space kid: i had a nightmare that space wasn’t real can i stay with you :(

Jasper: ughhhhhh

David: yes of course! *picks up him* where do you wanna sleep?

Space kid: uhhh in space

David: let me rephrase it, where do you want to sleep in the cabin?

[grandmasterofwangxiancultivation]

MDZS ch.111 pt.2

this chapter is long and emotionally heavy, so i’m splitting this thing where i scream and you laugh at me in two, wangxian needs SPACE, so i’ll give them all tumblr HERE WE GO-

EDIT: they are talking about the “thank you” thing and this finally TERMINATES EVERY TRACE OF DISTANCE THERE MAY STILL BE BETWEEN THEM

NOW SEX, PLS

EDIT 2:

Wei WuXian grinned, “Sure, then let’s talk more about some other things, like…”

His voice lowered as he gestured with his hand for Lan WangJi to approach him, as if he was going to whisper something to him. Lan WangJi approached as expected. Yet, Wei WuXian reached out his right hand, lifted Lan WangJi’s chin, and bent down to press his lips onto Lan WangJi’s.

Only after a long time did Wei WuXian part the tiniest bit. Eyelashes brushing against each other’s, he whispered, “How is it?”

Lan WangJi, “…”

OMG SMOOTH WWX, SO SMU-SMOOTH 

SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR ASS-

EDIT 3: HE BROKE LWJ AGAIN

EDIT 4:

Before he could finish, Lan WangJi wrapped his hand around his neck. With rough motions, he pressed Wei WuXian’s head down, and the two started kissing again.

THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT. YOU TAKE HUSBAND AND... YOU TAKE HUSBAND

EDIT 5:

As he wished, Wei WuXian was pinned onto the ground and smooched for a long while. Suddenly, he exclaimed, “Wait, wait!”

Lan WangJi, “What?”

Wei WuXian squinted, “I suddenly have a feeling…”

*trembles, fingers crossed*

Woods, bushes, grass, forceful motions, intertwined tongues. It felt like deja vu. He thought for a while. It felt more familiar the more he thought about it. He concluded that he had to ask the question, and tried, “The hunt at Phoenix Mountain, the time I covered my eyes, Lan Zhan, you…?”

YES YES YES YES FINALLY THIS FINALLY!!!!!! LOOK, WWX USING HIS CLEVER BRAIN TO THINK ABOUT HIS OWN HAPPINESS

He didn’t finish asking. Lan WangJi didn’t answer either, but his fingers twitched slightly. The moment Wei WuXian felt something was off about his expression, he propped his upper body up with his elbow and pressed his ear onto his chest. As expected, he heard thundering throbs.

OMG SO SWEET ASKJFPAJFPEK HE KNOWS LWJ’S HEART WILL ALWAYS BE SINCERE ABOUT THINGS LIKE THIS AND HE KNEW TO CHECK HIS HEARTBEAT GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH WHAT WILL I DO FOR THE REST OF THE CHAPTER

EDIT 6:

Wei WuXian, “You’ve had dirty thoughts about me ever since then?”

“…” Lan WangJi’s voice sounded muffled, “I, back then, knew I was wrong. Very wrong.”

NERVOUS LWJ IS MY NEW OXYGEN

Seeing how low Lan WangJi’s head was buried, almost as if he was reflecting upon his mistakes again, Wei WuXian scratched his chin, “Alright, stop struggling so much. Well, I’m beyond happy that you kissed me so early. It was my first kiss, after all. Congratulations, HanGuang-Jun.”

Lan WangJi suddenly looked at him, “First kiss?”

I’M STRUGGLING SO MUCH THROUGH THIS CHAPTER HOW CAN I READ IT WITHOUT WASTING MINUTES GIGGLING AND CRYING AND ADMIRING THE BEAUTY OF JUST SOME SIMPLE SENTENCES?!?!?!?!?!

EDIT 7:

His laughter was too loud, too unbridled. Finally out of patience, Lan WangJi pressed him onto the ground. Abandoning Lil’ Apple on the spot, the two rolled behind a shrub.

*trembles* hell yeah go lwj!!! aaah, i can already feel heaven descend on me!!

EDIT 8: 

As he kissed the firm abdomen and ventured down, a few thin strands of hair slid off his shoulders and teased at the dangerous area along with his soft, thin breaths. Lan WangJi seemed like he couldn’t take it any longer. He reached to grab Wei WuXian’s shoulder, but Wei WuXian caught his wrist instead, “Don’t move, I told you already. I’ll do it.”

*hyperventilation* IS HE GONNA BLOW HIM OH OMG-

EDIT 9:

He pulled off his hair tie to refasten his somewhat disheveled hair before bending down again. Lan WangJi realized what he wanted to do. With a slightly unsettled expression, he lowered his voice, “No.”

Wei WuXian, “Yes.” He gently took Lan WangJi into his lips.

[...] Wei WuXian moved his hand away and started to slowly suck on it. Lan WangJi, “You…”

Soon he was no longer able to say anything.

THIS IS

SO FUCKING SEXY, ASSERTIVE WWX IS MY NEW KINK (and lwj’s, i bet)

EDIT 10: lwj is so ready to snap omg 

EDIT 11: “I swallowed it.”

lwj’s mind: ............................................................. shit wow how his mouth did-

EDIT 12: 

Stripped to the waist, he put his arms around Lan WangJi’s shoulders, kissing the corners of his lips and the lids of his eyes, “Good boy, don’t be scared. Next time, when it’s your turn to taste mine, you’ll need to perform as good as this, understood?”

[...] Wei WuXian kissed him again, “Lan Zhan, I love you so much.”

Lan WangJi turned to him slowly.

Wei WuXian didn’t know if it was an illusion or not, but there seemed to be a layer of red over his eyes.

OH BOY OH BOY WWX DO YOU EVER CARE ABOUT YOUR BUTT

*theyaresofuckingperfectomg*

EDIT 13:

He thought he hadn’t had enough yet, adding, “Let’s forever be like this from now on, yeah?”

Suddenly, Lan WangJi flipped him over and forced him down onto the grass.

*takes a deep breath* TOLD YOU-

EDIT 14: you’re telling me it won’t go like this

wwx: are you sure it works like this?

lwj: don’t worry, i made research

EDIT 15:

Lan WangJi, “… Does it hurt?”

Arms clinging to him, Wei WuXian couldn’t help from shivering, holding back tears, “Yes, it’s my first time—of course it hurts.”

With this, he felt Lan WangJi grow harder within his body.

*screams incoherently*

EDIT 16: wwx is such a fucking tease, lwj unable to restrain himself, i love them!!!!

EDIT 17: of course, OF COURSE WE GET LWJ’S SIDE OF THE STORY NOW, AMIDST SMUT AND FLUFF. OF COURSE. 

*cries and sobs and goes hugging everybody*

On the way back to the GusuLan Sect, Lan WangJi bought a jar of ‘Emperor’s Smile’ from Caiyi Town.

The wine was fragrant. And mellow. It was clearly not of the pungent kind, yet his throat burned the moment it went down, on fire from his eyes all the way to his heart.

He didn’t like the taste, but he felt he understood why that person liked it.

i can feel my heart breaking into milions and milions of pieces. wow. wow it hurts so much! 

he went looking for a flute while drunk, OKAY CAN WE TONE DOWN THE ANGST I THINK MY HEART IS SERIOUSLY-

He couldn’t find it no matter what, when all of a sudden, he saw the iron rods that had been sealed away after being confiscated from the QishanWen Sect.

After he sobered up, a scar the same as the brand mark Wei WuXian received in the cave of the Xuanwu of Slaughter appeared over his chest as well.

*shuts up, lays down and stares at nothing*

EDIT 18: aaaand they’re back being sexy

EDIT 19: okay okay OKAY-

EDIT 20: OH WOW

EDIT 21: OMG LWJ IS SO WILD AND WWX IS REALLY, REALLY, REALLY ENJOYING HIMSELF

EDIT 22: WWX FUELING LWJ ON PURPOSE- B L E S S 

EDIT 23: OKAY SO HERE WE HAVE

wwx: that thing about having sex everyday, pretty please forget it

lwj: no

wwx: what you never turned me down before!

lwj thinks: *that’s because i turn you on*

lwj says: no *and smiles*

wwx.exe has stopped working due to mr. pure perfection smashing on him from inside and above

EDIT 24:

He gripped the grass with both hands, shouting hoarsely, “Then four days, how about once every four days? If not four days then three works too!”

At last, Lan WangJi concluded with resonating determination, “Everyday means everyday.”

EVERYDAY MEANS EVERYDAY 

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT NOW LET’S READ CHAPTER 112 NOW OR ELSE I’LL IMPLODE BADLY

[namjoonchronicles]

Reason – [BTS] Hitman!Hoseok Au

Prompt: “You were never meant to find out.”

Phone vibrating and in mere inches, it was about to fall when you grab it in time. “Hello smooch poo.” Hoseok smiles to the phone, “How are you?”

“I am hungry for food and terribly missing you, how’s Vietnam? Told you not to have too much fun without me.” You said, sneering while you fix the tilted picture frame of you and Hoseok at a cruise, taken in November last year. Hoseok took off his red shades, and rested his wrist on a steel handrail, overlooking out a view of the city, on the balcony of his hotel room. He squinted to the sight ahead, his thoughts on you being alone back at home. “The weather is breezy since touchdown. The sky is turning purple.” He said, walking back in. He wore a grey suit and pants, his hair, blood red in colour, like his shades. “I know. I saw the pictures you sent me.”

Pacing around your bookshelves, you threw in one favourite book into your almost full luggage. The ticket to Vietnam, laid flat, next to it. “I wish you were here. Things would have been more fun. There’s so many fuckable places.” He traced the kitchen counter, in a relaxed manner and a naughty smile playing on his lips. “You know what else’s fun? Strolling around the city and meeting locals.” Thinning your smile, you shook your head at how dangerously obscene Hoseok could be. Hoseok tilt his head back, running one hand through his red locks of hair, sighing, “That too.” He said, half-heartedly. This boy is ruining you. And that’s why you’re packing up to surprise him. He wasn’t going to be home in at least three more days, but you found a ticket online that would ensure him going home with you. Besides, you’ve always wanted to go to Vietnam. You even got your passport ready without him knowing.

“Three more days and then I’m fucking you.” He exhales. “Language.” You scolded him. “Three more days, and then I’m making love to my wife like a proper husband.” He corrected his words for your approval. “Will you at least make me able to walk the next morning?” You walked to your closet and take out the blouses you were going to wear to the airport. “I can’t promise you that, listen. I got to go, I’ll call you but don’t wait okay? I love you,” kissing sounds and he hung up before you could even say bye. You peeled the phone away from your ear and saw the calling screen shrinks away and revealed a picture of you and Hoseok kissing in the background. How on earth did you get so lucky? Hoseok is a bright and bubbly person who laughs at everything you say and when the night comes, he’ll turn the situation around and make you a giggling mess.

The wedding was small but precious. He had his friends over, and his uncles. Oddly, they weren’t female representatives from his side. But maybe the male genes were just super strong from his side. If you’re pregnant, it’s probably going to be a boy. And if it is, he would have Hoseok’s smile and cute eyes.

Hoseok in Vietnam, for work. Work that you never knew about. The doorbell rung and Hoseok answered at once while his phone plays a voice message from a number he saved as: Uncle. “Task is simple as ABC. It’s ‘go in’ and ‘bail out’. If you stay any longer, the Vietnamese clan will start to be suspicious.” The voice message turns into a call and Hoseok answers them while bringing the case to the couch’s armrest to be examined. His bubbly smile that he gave you is gone, he is now in business-mode. “Having fun so far?” Uncle asked through the phone, a grittiness in his voice, and a deep chuckle string along with it. Hoseok turned the dials and the case clicks open. “A Glock 40. Messy.” Hoseok commented and pick them up from its bed. “But you have it in my colour.” Hoseok cocking the gun expertly, playing with the bullet case as it slides out.

“Would you rather work with a M24 Winchester Magnum?” Uncle asked. “M24? A sniper rifle? I’m not a wuss like Yoongi is.” Hoseok points the gun to a vase and it looked like he was about to shoot them but Uncle intruded. “There’s extra cash underneath the bed case. The clean-up team is ready whenever you are, so you run the game Hoseok.” Hoseok is a hitman, paid to kill. None of which you knew. So expertly professional in his field, no one knew who he is, where he lives or how to reach him, except for Uncle. In his line of work, competitions are inevitable. Hoseok’s competitor has to be the sniper, Min Yoongi, who was an ex intelligent agency member sent to his death but survived the attack. He works as an underground hitman the same time Hoseok started.

Hoseok’s target? A Korean businessman, known to do underground deals, resulting in bodies rolling around, Kim Taehyung. As young as he might seem, Taehyung is a dangerous young man. And like many other dangerous men, Taehyung is surrounded by guards. He was set to touch down today, at dusk.

“Calling passengers to gate A15 to Vietnam, Korean Air.” Snapping your head to the signboard, passport in hand, you realised you were waiting at the wrong gate. “I can never synchronise without Hoseok around, ugh.” Pulling your luggage, you hit someone by the elbow and when you look up, you saw his dog-tag dangling across his silk blouse, “Kim Taehyung.” He was surrounded by a few men and he crouched on one knee to get your passport for you. “Miss.” He tilted his head and handed them to you in a semi rushed steps. “Oh, thank you, didn’t realise I dropped it there, thank you so much.” You bowed at him. Being on the plane alone was new to you. Usually Hoseok would be here, helping you feel comfortable but he’s not here today so you had to comfort yourself. You saw Kim Taehyung was at the first class section of the plane and thought to yourself, what a lucky guy.

Hoseok had a bottle of liquor delivered to him. A glass of Bourbon usually make the nerves go away, especially he is about to make a kill. “What’s my baby doing right now.” He wondered and scrolled down to your name, a sip of Bourbon hits the back of his throat as it dials. “The number you’ve dialled is unavailable, please try again later.” Hoseok frowns at his screen. “Was she going somewhere today?” He asked himself and dialled again, but the same thing happened. “I hope all it takes is a single bullet kill.” He muttered, clicking the bullet load in and grabbed his blazer from the kitchen counter.. This time, Hoseok decided not to think too much and placed the gun in his silk pocket. In Hoseok’s mind, he was only interested to make the kill and go home to you.

It’s almost dusk.

“So this is the purple sky Hoseok was talking about.” You watched in awe, your palms floating at the window. “…Ladies and gentlemen, we will land soon, we wished you a happy trip in Vietnam, until we meet again. Please remain seated until the plane comes to a full stop, and turn off your electronic devices until you’ve reached the main building…” The stewardess announced on the speakers. “…Jung Hoseok you’re in for a surprise in your life.” You gushed proudly.

Climbing down the staircase heading to ‘The Arrivals’, Hoseok puts on his red shades again. “Let’s aim for a clean shot today, alright Hoseok. We don’t want to delay our trip any further. We have a wife to go home to.” Most hitman would have waited for the target to be in a more secluded area for greater chances for a kill. But Hoseok’s method, although risky and in the open area, proved to be more successful. Taehyung doesn’t have the chance to gather his men on time. One bullet, straight to the heart, money comes in. Simple. If only lives were that simple.

Taehyung entered a car. He used a different exit. The common exit. Business class shouldn’t use that exit. Hoseok’s only chance is from the open area. “I have an uneasy feeling on this.” Hoseok pressed the in-ear and called for help from Uncle. “Sending Jimin.”

His intuition was right. He fired the gun straight to Taehyung’s shoulders first, so Hoseok got nearer and shot Taehyung right in the carotid artery where his men got him as he collapses, not able to make it inside the car. Hoseok’s chest heaves up and down as Jimin, in his paperboy disguise walked past. “Jung Hoseok.” You whispered, your eyes glassy. The sirens began and Hoseok turns to pass the used gun to Jimin’s paper bag to be discarded, but the notion didn’t go unnoticed by you. “What are you doing?” You cried softly. “Baby?”

“Hyung, what are you doing. We have to go now.” Jimin spoke in his in ear and Hoseok took those of in a second, running to you. You stepped back.

“Don’t touch me. Stay there. Don’t come any nearer.” You roared. Taehyung’s men polluted the area, searching for the hitman, shoving and brutally hitting anyone who looked suspicious. Hoseok tries to reach for your hand but you were in shock that you couldn’t speak. ‘I won’t hurt you, come on, baby, you know me.” His eyes pleading. “It’s not safe here.” He mouthed, looking around. It’s best to travel in separate car. Hoseok got into the one Jimin’s driving and you got into a taxi. “…Who was that, hyung? The girl.” Jimin asked. Hoseok didn’t reply. He looks to the view outside the car window and sighed shakily. And for the first time in his life, he was honestly, incredibly scared for himself. He didn’t want to lose someone so dear in his lifetime. Not you..

What do I say? Hoseok thought.

“You were never meant to find out.” He looked down, in between his spread legs at you who was sitting with your knees close together, still sobbing silently. “This was supposed to be the last, and then I was going to be straight. One last job and I’m leaving this behind me..” He added, regrets laced in his voice as he said, word by word. “I honestly, don’t know what to say.” The tears won’t stop and your voice was the reason why you cried harder. Never in life did you expect that these tears come from someone who made you so happy. “I'm not a perfect person, there's many things I wish I didn't do…I just. I want you to know that, I've found a reason for me to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new. And the reason is you.” Hoseok laced his hands together in a prayer, studying your face as he slowly tell you all the things he’s been wanting to say.

“I hope you’re able to accept, this side of me you didn’t know. I never meant to hurt you.” He stood up and approached you, knelt beside your feet, and gaze up at you. “I’m not a bad person. You know that don’t you? I love you. So much.” He rubbed your knees, looking up at you. Leaning into him, you brushed your lips on his, soft from the crying and he returned just as gentle. “Let’s not do this job anymore, okay angel?” You sniffled and he shakes his head, “Never.”