#soap taste good

[centaur-dreaming]

Neil is definitely an overhead lighting kinda guy while Andrew has lamps galore and it takes him 2 minutes to go around switching them all off at night.

They drive each other insane

[shotmrmiller]

persuading them to quit smoking by shifting their fixation to oral 👀

when the need arises you gotta give em permission to be on each other at work cuz obviously they can't stuff you in their duffle bag. getting a text like, gettin twitchy fingers.

is price around? go.

[casyawn]

i see a lot of people saying they don't like the modern day/interview/daniel parts of iwtv and i simply couldn't feel more differently i gobble those scenes up like they are italian dessert... louis being a freak who is trying to present a picture of wellness but is clearly extremely unwell, daniel trying to provoke him by analysing the story through a modern lens and often in bad faith, louis' words being chosen carefully to represent the events of his life in the way that would further his currently unclear agenda, daniel's issues with drugs and his sexuality, the history and tension between the two of them..... literally it's a WELL of interesting threads to follow if you engage with it

[the-meme-monarch]

drank the most delicious perfume today

[spirit-lanterns]

it all fun and games until that bunny starts munching on the good kush

-🥛

NOOOOO STAY AWAY FROM THAT, LITTLE BUNNY 😨

Eat some cilantro instead! Cilantro is good for you!

[bigboobshaunt]

Very belatedly finding out a Brazilian miniseries from 98 had a big revival on here a few months back and man, shit is wild.

[alphacrone]

i think i have the cilantro soap gene. but i also love the taste of cilantro. i worry about my palate.

[thealogie]

Fortunately I have the cilantro gene of media taste…If you give me two great characters with insanely good gay chemistry and they get enough screen time together and a compelling overall arc/theme I can make the rest of the show good I my head.

[catharusustulatus]

"Steve smells like this" "Eddie smells like" stop playing. Steve smells like Farrah Fawcett hairspray, guy's mane stayed put through lake water and hell. He also smells like vanilla and laundry detergent. Eddie takes after Wayne and likes Werther's Originals so he smells like butterscotch; also like leather left in the sun.

[lunarw0rks]

Gaz loves to drink kombucha but everyone else on the team HATES it. One time soap got curious and stole/sipped his kombucha and the second the liquid went into his mouth he regretedhis life decisions.

Spat that out so fast and kneeled on all 4s hunched over to purge whatever remaining is left in his throat. They though soap is having anaphylaxis but its just kombucha💀

look at gaz's perfect, glowy complexion — he's guzzling kombucha !!

LMAO SOAP BEING SOAP AS USUAL; he probably threw up in the sink for effect. now anytime he's on gaz's nerves, gaz just puts his kombucha bottle in front of his nose so he gags and shuts up 💀

[sneeb-canons]

Heart bites people when he's angry

(I'm often seen as the "depressed silly child" of our system, even though I'm the most violent, so I relate to heart, and I bite the others (because I'm small and weak and defenseless), so I feel like he would too.)

Sorry this is kind long

Also you might've done this before I'm not sure

Headcanon #61

[coridallasmultipass]

I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.

[lone-starlight]

[second leaf. cilantro leaf. big cilantro leaf, very large, in mouth.]

Pleh!

[They spit it out again and inspect]

...

[Putting it back into their mouth, they chew and eat the cilantro]

[gleamingsilence]

Cracking a cold one for the last hour of the week's work 🧃

[doubletrucks]

tried to get fun and silly w my boba order and it's mid.... fuck my stupid baka life