#soap bot

[bitbugbites-cod]

𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝 | 𝔰𝔬𝔞𝔭

You tease Soap about his age. He seems more than eager to prove to you that he's no "boy."

c.ai link and j.ai link

gender: gn! reader (though you might want to specify how you identify at first since the bot will sometimes default to either "sir" or "ma'am")

cw: NSFW // whatever you type in, I guess??

a/n: tried the ai voices on c.ai for the first time when making this bot and I still don't think I've fully recovered from the humiliation of having a very impassioned soap read my writing back to me

Soap, the prideful man that he is, hated that he was the youngest in the task force.

Of course, if anything, it was an impressive feat that he was chosen to join despite being 27. It meant that he had acquired skills at levels equivalent to his higher-ranked seniors, who had spent years getting to where they were now.

But, as with any male-dominated field, it's the runt who gets picked on the most.

That's why Soap was glad you were there. You, who is both older and ranked higher than him, were the only one who didn't join or add to the admittedly lighthearted and petty teasing.

Were. Were is the keyword.

Which is how you got to where you are now. Soap stood in front of you in an insanely intimidating and outright insubordinate manner. His eyes were trained on yours, peering down through his long lashes, as his chest heaved and fell with long, slowly drawn breaths.

Smoothly, he placed his thick hand on your shoulder, pulling you closer toward him, making it so his warm breath brushed against your neck and his stubble came close to scratching against your cheek.

"Ah'm no sure Ah understand the joke, Lieutenant."

"Ye seem to be gaggin' fer me to show you that Ah'm no 'boy.'"

[techsyrup]

Inanimate Insanity Invitational

Inanimate Insanity 2 Invitational

Along with some more character renders !!

[tapwater118]

// ii2 16 spoilers

Mind in the Program

[maxphilippa]

happy 13th II anniversary! wanted to redraw the poster :]

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[circusclowne]

something possessed me last night and i drew these gijinkas

EDIT: i forgot a lot of stuff on microphone so i fixed that

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

COD Sex Bot Au - General and Character Specific Facts

Requested: Yes. By uh…..pretty much everyone. SO many people begged for something and while this isn’t exactly a part 2, I hope it will help tide you all over til I can get that completed.

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Child Abuse, Adult Abuse as well, Mention of Murder, Mention of Self-Destruction (Robot Suicide), Mentions of Knives, Mention of Blood, Spice, Probably very incorrect Spanish

A/N: So! A lot of people, along with requesting a part 2, have also been begging me for Price as well. I know I’ve only done the 4 characters for all of my Cod works so far but I do want to expand the character list! That being said, I’m just not entirely comfortable with writing them yet. I am looking more into Gaz, Price, and Roach specifically and I promise to let you guys know when I feel comfortable enough to write for them! But until then, please enjoy!

✨General✨

Their eyes get this kind of colored sheen to them sometimes. Different colors for different things.

Yellow is absorbing new information

Pink is the color during sexy times

Red is malfunctioning/in need of repairs (but can also be a sign of embarrassment or shyness)

Light blue is curiosity

White (still) is powered down

White (pulsing) is powering down

White (flickering) is low power

Grey is rebooting/charging

Black is enraged

Lilac is contentment

Plum is upset/hurt

All the boys come with their uniforms on but what’s underneath depends

For Ghost’s model, simple black briefs

For Soap’s model, silly patterned boxers (think hearts or something)

For König’s model, usually some fancy lace panties since he’s very popular amongst Doms who like that sort of thing

Alejandro’s model? Absolutely nothing

Ghost

Ghost’s model was MEANT to be a scary bad guy kind of deal, to be marketed towards fans of slashers and the like. But he…..didn’t end up being that way.

At least, not your Ghost. Many of the other Ghost models are that way, but not yours. For some reason.

Granted, that programming is definitely still in him, though not exactly in the way it was meant to be.

Instead of it being just for fun rough sexy times, it’s more…….actually will kill for you. And has, in fact, killed for you.

Something that he’s NOT supposed to be able to do.

“Gee, I wonder what happened to that Barista that insulted me the other day.”

“Gee, I wonder.” *cleaning a bloody combat knife in your sink*

Speaking of knives!!! Ghost’s model does come with a lot of fun knives! Granted, they’re dulled into being just (mostly) harmless kink knives but he made quick work of making them a lot more harmless by ordering a knife sharpener.

So uh, yeah. You have received not just a sex robot, but one that borders on Yandere and will probably self-destruct if you reject him.

Have fun with that!

Fun fact: YOUR Ghost actually used to be a child bot MANY years ago, bought by a man who only wanted to be able to legally abuse a child. So he was broke down and put back together so very many times. And when they recycled and reprogrammed his AI chip, the scarring from that was still imprinted into him.

Soap

While Soap’s model is marketed more towards romantic oriented people, he’s generally seen as a Jack of all trades.

Doms, subs, romantics, first timers, just about any kind of person. He’s good with all of them, though he thrives with Romantics since that is his programming.

And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.

And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.

He doesn’t want to be seen as just a sexual object, he wants to be yours. And you to be his.

König

Ah yes, the gentle giant that was supposed to be marketed more towards Subs but ended up being a bit….Soft.

None of the programmers can explain it but every model of him is just inexplicably shy and quiet, thriving in an environment where he has no control.

So now he’s more marketed towards doms. Usually soft doms.

They once tried to change his model to be smaller and more petite and people started BOYCOTTING.

It affected their sales so much that they very quickly changed him back.

People still seethe when they think about it.

Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.

Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.

Just because of how quiet and meek his model is, how they almost never fight back when hurt.

Alejandro

Alejandro’s model is VERY popular among submissives so he’s programmed to be pretty dominant and also to have a caring nature.

Due to said caring nature, many mistake his model as good for beginners.

I can assure you, he is NOT.

So SO many of his models have been returned cause he’s brought them to tears from so much pleasure, absolutely overwhelming for any beginner.

“Cry for me, Amor. That’s it, just like that.”

His model is one of the only ones that isn’t returnable unless something is malfunctioning and even then, they’ll try just about anything to fix the model instead of just taking them back.

If you’re the type to forget meals and such (I’m not projecting, shut up) then he will literally drag you away from whatever you’re doing and make you eat.

Will set up a rewards system if you have trouble with personal upkeep as well, like household chores and stuff (again, not projecting).

How much pleasure you get throughout the day is all dependent on how well you follow the schedule he makes based on your personal life.

He can and will have you call him Papi, in and out of bed.

“Be a Good Little Cachorro and get on your knees for Papi.”

You only get called Amor when you’re good or when you’re upset. Anything else and it’s Cachorro (Puppy).

[bizarre-disjointed]

➜//pEST CONTROL.

at least the bots felt kind enough to share

(starscream didn't, he felt excused as it was "his caring, thoughtful idea")

more about this au here!

[urnmbr1fan]

(EDIT:3)

ii 18 theory’s ::3

And also btw

Spoilers

Adam said AND confirmed that a fan favorite character WON’T come back from being dead

Here’s my theories

Lightbulb

Taco

Fan

Testube

YinYang

Pickle

Nickel

Cheesy

Trophy

And uhhrgrghhh

Soap

OR MICROPHONE 💔💔

And toilet

Toilet is more likely to die

He can’t be brought back by mephone4 (I THINK?)

he would’ve shattered on impact anyways

QUICK THING!

suitcase, knife, bot, and mephone3gs could possibly be alive.

And so can clover.

Clover’s luck could’ve possibly SAVED her from dying.

Including the fact that I did NOT see a paper for her

Mephone4 can’t really create a GODDESS.

???

That’s just a theory:3

A fan theory

[paintedrivers]

Figured I'd post some of my old II fanart from last year before the new episode came out :') yippeeeee

My II phase last year was PERILOUS, this isn't even half of it 💀💀💀

(also please kindly ignore some of the ugly gjinkas- I going to fix them, I promise 🙏)

[skeletoninthemelonland]

do talk about them i would love to hear

soap anon

:O Hi Soap Anon! Sure, let's talk about em

As some of you have figured out, they make one chaotic duo. It's fair to say they share one (digital) brain cell.

[birb-chirpn]

day 2 of drawing characters I’ve never drawn before until ii 18

And I also have a few bonus drawings (some are a bit old)

[cybertron-after-dark]

Heatwave wants to go to war So Badly i cannot even-

Rescue bots is giving me the stuff i craveee (cybertronians being well intentioned but confused about how earth works <- this is about boulder and blades trying to get a pet lion for cody)

Bloodthirsty firetruck!!!!! Father he craves violence!!!!

Rescue Bots delivers so hard on the cybertronians mingling with earth culture front in ways I had never considered and I hope the writers know they're the baddest bitches alive because dear LORD the Ws never stop. On the flip side, it also drops a lot of lore for Cybertronian culture in this continuity that we don't typically get in more action heavy tf shows, and that shit got me chewin on the drywall.

That episode got sad as FUCK for the age demographic the show has (and gay as fuck with Kade being So Deeply Affected by losing heatwave after a fight). But can you fucking imagine Optimus getting home from whichever fight with the cons was keeping him busy and then checking his voicemail only to hear chase asking for reassignment because he thinks all his friends just fucking died in a scifi gunfight for like 20 messages, and then he hits play on message 21 and "nevermind, boss, they're back, turns out they got shrunk down and they were having a comical misadventure through the sewer system. We undid the shrink ray, everything's fine."

I am Unwell about this show.

[smile-files]

aggie isn't letting me make any new canvases (i apparently have no storage left, even though i deleted most of my stuff) so i had to make this on kleki. pray for my mortal soul

[ilovethetalkingclock]

II contestants ranked on how they'd handle their s/o being a werewolf (murderous horror movie type)

based on this post by @htfs-ranked-on

[snailfen]

if you told me 4 months ago that showing my friend skiddle a clip of "she forgot" and "tacos tirade" would end up giving us BOTH taco brainrot i would not believe you. in the past 2 weeks ive rattled that 🌮 around my head more than i ever have in the past 10 years of watching this damn show

[silly2dessy]

ii 16 spoilers😇

my theories

.

•If thier personalities were encoded in aswell does that mean mephone4 already knew taco would be the supposed "villan" and made her be like that to spice the some of the seasons a bit and when she tries remembering what she would do with the money she cant remember, like her only role was to "pretend and be manipulative" or maybe they just putted the personalities in and just let everyone experience and create personality to change some of their role

•what if the ones that got deleted is going to be all revived in exchange of that vote of who will permanently die?

• i also think mic might just find out taco by her own and probably soap might come in on this kind of situation

• what if bot comes in and fan and testube are gone

• will bow or dough would be deleted even they're a ghost or mephone actully made them into one?

• what if box used to be alive? And he just got deleted by mephone

•imagine mephone 4 lost his creation ability