#soap bot

[bitbugbites-cod]

𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚝 | 𝔰𝔬𝔞𝔭

You tease Soap about his age. He seems more than eager to prove to you that he's no "boy."

c.ai link and j.ai link

gender: gn! reader (though you might want to specify how you identify at first since the bot will sometimes default to either "sir" or "ma'am")

cw: NSFW // whatever you type in, I guess??

a/n: tried the ai voices on c.ai for the first time when making this bot and I still don't think I've fully recovered from the humiliation of having a very impassioned soap read my writing back to me

Soap, the prideful man that he is, hated that he was the youngest in the task force.

Of course, if anything, it was an impressive feat that he was chosen to join despite being 27. It meant that he had acquired skills at levels equivalent to his higher-ranked seniors, who had spent years getting to where they were now.

But, as with any male-dominated field, it's the runt who gets picked on the most.

That's why Soap was glad you were there. You, who is both older and ranked higher than him, were the only one who didn't join or add to the admittedly lighthearted and petty teasing.

Were. Were is the keyword.

Which is how you got to where you are now. Soap stood in front of you in an insanely intimidating and outright insubordinate manner. His eyes were trained on yours, peering down through his long lashes, as his chest heaved and fell with long, slowly drawn breaths.

Smoothly, he placed his thick hand on your shoulder, pulling you closer toward him, making it so his warm breath brushed against your neck and his stubble came close to scratching against your cheek.

"Ah'm no sure Ah understand the joke, Lieutenant."

"Ye seem to be gaggin' fer me to show you that Ah'm no 'boy.'"

[doroach]

This is a bit of a love letter to the series I got super into this year to end 2024 off. I love you inanimate insanity, absolutely changed my life and other many sappy things you could say about it.

[techsyrup]

Inanimate Insanity Invitational

Inanimate Insanity 2 Invitational

Along with some more character renders !!

[tapwater118]

// ii2 16 spoilers

Mind in the Program

[pankiepoo]

happy new fan

[gomzdrawfr]

My take on @emmster Destiny AU DTIYS!

^ the original version

[microknifeyuri]

happy 13th II anniversary! wanted to redraw the poster :]

art tags: @salachy-part-two @akalikestodraw @burgycreeper405-blog @ch0cocrave @spiritmander13 @lilacs-stash @trophyfan @tdutb @peppermintz-25 @picklewednesday @gavonosc @a-narcissists-warren @jazzberiperks @radiocreep @koduflower2000 @ballercollective @ketchup-ramen @katiekatdragon27 @writingonreddd @beezy-x @literallyblanc @soggsqib @spiritwren @hearts4iprevail @bunnyburrowsys @sour-scree @your-red-buddy @syztemerrxr @spoiled-sheeps @spoomals @sproutoast @arandombirdie @trophantics @coffee-starlight-1111 @ebbpup @spiritmander13 @ronishappy @voshimord @mysticballistic @justanapplenothinghere @starlitfuturex @devycolamy @lazyslimetime @alexb0om @chuckchuck228 @rubysundaey @yourfriendlyshapeshiftermonsters @mightyfaggot @justsomebadartistguy @sillys0nicfan33

[bizarre-disjointed]

➜//pEST CONTROL.

at least the bots felt kind enough to share

(starscream didn't, he felt excused as it was "his caring, thoughtful idea")

more about this au here!

[bowsbar]

done with finals... time to indulge au!

[circusclowne]

i accidentally deleted the ask but anon asked for soap x bot i believe!

[lycanart35]

More of my Swap AU, this time with value practice

Also wanna clarify, aesthetics and demeanors are swapped, but relationships are not!

full list of who swapped with who under the cut!

OJ 🔄 Taco Paper 🔄 Pickle Paintbrush 🔄 TestTube Lightbulb 🔄 Fan Nickel 🔄 Knife Balloon 🔄 Suitcase Goo 🔄 Blueberry Lifering ➡️ Cabby ➡️ Tea Kettle ➡️Lifering Candle 🔄 Silverspoon 4 🔄 4S Toilet 🔄 Floor Mepad 🔄 3Gs 5c 🔄 5s Cobs 🔄 Ballpoint (Benjamin Penn) Tissues 🔄 Trophy Cheesy 🔄 Cherries Marshmallow 🔄 Baseball Apple 🔄 Bomb Dough 🔄 Bow Yin 🔄 Yang Clover 🔄 Box Springy 🔄 Walkie Talkie Salt 🔄 Soap Pepper 🔄 Microphone Zoetrope 🔄 Groscer Dr Fizz 🔄 Boaty (Bot has ladybug associations, and so does box)

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

COD Sex Bot Au - General and Character Specific Facts

Requested: Yes. By uh…..pretty much everyone. SO many people begged for something and while this isn’t exactly a part 2, I hope it will help tide you all over til I can get that completed.

Warnings: Fluff, Angst, Child Abuse, Adult Abuse as well, Mention of Murder, Mention of Self-Destruction (Robot Suicide), Mentions of Knives, Mention of Blood, Spice, Probably very incorrect Spanish

A/N: So! A lot of people, along with requesting a part 2, have also been begging me for Price as well. I know I’ve only done the 4 characters for all of my Cod works so far but I do want to expand the character list! That being said, I’m just not entirely comfortable with writing them yet. I am looking more into Gaz, Price, and Roach specifically and I promise to let you guys know when I feel comfortable enough to write for them! But until then, please enjoy!

✨General✨

Their eyes get this kind of colored sheen to them sometimes. Different colors for different things.

Yellow is absorbing new information

Pink is the color during sexy times

Red is malfunctioning/in need of repairs (but can also be a sign of embarrassment or shyness)

Light blue is curiosity

White (still) is powered down

White (pulsing) is powering down

White (flickering) is low power

Grey is rebooting/charging

Black is enraged

Lilac is contentment

Plum is upset/hurt

All the boys come with their uniforms on but what’s underneath depends

For Ghost’s model, simple black briefs

For Soap’s model, silly patterned boxers (think hearts or something)

For König’s model, usually some fancy lace panties since he’s very popular amongst Doms who like that sort of thing

Alejandro’s model? Absolutely nothing

Ghost

Ghost’s model was MEANT to be a scary bad guy kind of deal, to be marketed towards fans of slashers and the like. But he…..didn’t end up being that way.

At least, not your Ghost. Many of the other Ghost models are that way, but not yours. For some reason.

Granted, that programming is definitely still in him, though not exactly in the way it was meant to be.

Instead of it being just for fun rough sexy times, it’s more…….actually will kill for you. And has, in fact, killed for you.

Something that he’s NOT supposed to be able to do.

“Gee, I wonder what happened to that Barista that insulted me the other day.”

“Gee, I wonder.” *cleaning a bloody combat knife in your sink*

Speaking of knives!!! Ghost’s model does come with a lot of fun knives! Granted, they’re dulled into being just (mostly) harmless kink knives but he made quick work of making them a lot more harmless by ordering a knife sharpener.

So uh, yeah. You have received not just a sex robot, but one that borders on Yandere and will probably self-destruct if you reject him.

Have fun with that!

Fun fact: YOUR Ghost actually used to be a child bot MANY years ago, bought by a man who only wanted to be able to legally abuse a child. So he was broke down and put back together so very many times. And when they recycled and reprogrammed his AI chip, the scarring from that was still imprinted into him.

Soap

While Soap’s model is marketed more towards romantic oriented people, he’s generally seen as a Jack of all trades.

Doms, subs, romantics, first timers, just about any kind of person. He’s good with all of them, though he thrives with Romantics since that is his programming.

And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.

And also just because your Soap is so very lonely. He yearns to be loved by you, to melt under your affection.

He doesn’t want to be seen as just a sexual object, he wants to be yours. And you to be his.

König

Ah yes, the gentle giant that was supposed to be marketed more towards Subs but ended up being a bit….Soft.

None of the programmers can explain it but every model of him is just inexplicably shy and quiet, thriving in an environment where he has no control.

So now he’s more marketed towards doms. Usually soft doms.

They once tried to change his model to be smaller and more petite and people started BOYCOTTING.

It affected their sales so much that they very quickly changed him back.

People still seethe when they think about it.

Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.

Probably equal parts the most loved and most abused of the different models.

Just because of how quiet and meek his model is, how they almost never fight back when hurt.

Alejandro

Alejandro’s model is VERY popular among submissives so he’s programmed to be pretty dominant and also to have a caring nature.

Due to said caring nature, many mistake his model as good for beginners.

I can assure you, he is NOT.

So SO many of his models have been returned cause he’s brought them to tears from so much pleasure, absolutely overwhelming for any beginner.

“Cry for me, Amor. That’s it, just like that.”

His model is one of the only ones that isn’t returnable unless something is malfunctioning and even then, they’ll try just about anything to fix the model instead of just taking them back.

If you’re the type to forget meals and such (I’m not projecting, shut up) then he will literally drag you away from whatever you’re doing and make you eat.

Will set up a rewards system if you have trouble with personal upkeep as well, like household chores and stuff (again, not projecting).

How much pleasure you get throughout the day is all dependent on how well you follow the schedule he makes based on your personal life.

He can and will have you call him Papi, in and out of bed.

“Be a Good Little Cachorro and get on your knees for Papi.”

You only get called Amor when you’re good or when you’re upset. Anything else and it’s Cachorro (Puppy).

[pfefferkatze8008135]

Another Doodle Dump!

I'm on a roll with these doodles, posting them individually would take ages so they're all gettin' bunched together!

[urnmbr1fan]

(EDIT:3)

ii 18 theory’s ::3

And also btw

Spoilers

Adam said AND confirmed that a fan favorite character WON’T come back from being dead

Here’s my theories

Lightbulb

Taco

Fan

Testube

YinYang

Pickle

Nickel

Cheesy

Trophy

And uhhrgrghhh

Soap

OR MICROPHONE 💔💔

And toilet

Toilet is more likely to die

He can’t be brought back by mephone4 (I THINK?)

he would’ve shattered on impact anyways

QUICK THING!

suitcase, knife, bot, and mephone3gs could possibly be alive.

And so can clover.

Clover’s luck could’ve possibly SAVED her from dying.

Including the fact that I did NOT see a paper for her

Mephone4 can’t really create a GODDESS.

???

That’s just a theory:3

A fan theory

[paintedrivers]

Figured I'd post some of my old II fanart from last year before the new episode came out :') yippeeeee

My II phase last year was PERILOUS, this isn't even half of it 💀💀💀

(also please kindly ignore some of the ugly gjinkas- I going to fix them, I promise 🙏)

[skeletoninthemelonland]

do talk about them i would love to hear

soap anon

:O Hi Soap Anon! Sure, let's talk about em

As some of you have figured out, they make one chaotic duo. It's fair to say they share one (digital) brain cell.