#so…..

[vickozone]

Bear Bonzo.

sometimes I really don’t like you guys

[spring-sage]

I know it won’t be perfect. I doubt it’ll even be any good. But I’m going to try anyway. Because, why not?

[campcrow2]

[whowantsnachos]

josh segarra in abbott elementary >>>>>

[httpiastri]

there's a prema video where oscar says he's never posted a gym selfie so i desperately need him to take a course at the lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university because i am going insane 🙏🙏

pls “lewis hamilton insta thirst trap university” 😭😭 that’s the best thing ive read all day…. but pls @ oscar it’s time

[thescientistowl]

Astarion singing “Creep”, but it’s the version from Lucifer.

That’s it. That’s the post.

[treluna4]

Fic Snippet Friday

Here’s a Triplet fic snippet. The babies are now 3 months old.

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“Divide and conquer.” Alex says, and Henry nods. For as chatty as he is, on days like these, Alex is only capable of short, directive sentences. He picks up the screaming infant in one hand and a baby wrap in the other.

Henry helps him get Matteo situated in the soft cotton sling and tie it off on the end. Then father and son head outside while Henry and Ellen get the other two babies to sleep. It only takes twenty-seven minutes this time. A new record.

When Henry gets back to the living room, he looks out the window and sees Alex standing in their yard, eyes closed, still bouncing a now quiet Matteo in a baby carrier. Henry grabs a bottle of water and a snack and joins his husband.

Alex looks around when he hears the door open. He smiles softly, but then he sees the water and his eyes grow bright with unshed tears. He nods frantically and Henry holds the bottle up for him to drink. Then Alex angles his head toward Henry and kisses him. Henry offers up a protein bar and Alex practically melts in the late summer sun. He finishes the bar in two bites.

“Thank you,” Alex whispers, “I don’t think I’ve eaten today.”

Henry kisses the side of his head and lays a hand on the swaddled bundle in front of him.

“This will get easier,” Alex says, a little desperately, “right?”

Henry nods and unwraps a second protein bar. Alex takes a bite and sighs. He stops bouncing, leaning against his husband, and Matteo immediately starts fussing. Alex stands straight up again and sheds a few tears himself.

Henry wants to help. He wants to trade places with Alex, but he knows better by now. He knows attempting to switch parents at this point in the process will only undo the last forty-two minutes of work, so instead, Henry stands with Alex, holding his hand, rubbing his back, for as long as it takes. When Matteo is truly and fully asleep, they slowly walk back inside together.

[kithtaehyung]

My guess is he’s blatantly staring a little too long 👀👀

just thinking about this being a thing has me absolutely choked lol

[mycological-mariner]

“We’ve had to resort to the water guns” had to be one of the Most Sentences I’ve ever written regarding someone about to blow up a steam engine

[jimgandolfini]

peter friedman is in an episode of “high maintenance” literally dancing at a club high off his gourd, shirtless and giving a woman a piggy back ride and the very next scene he’s babysitting his toddler grandchild and then the next scene he’s in boxers getting playfully tackled by his girlfriend

🥹🥵 I can feel god in this peter friedman IMDb deep dive tonight 🫠🥹

[daydreamingleclerc]

She is a sociopath and so crazy she should be in prison like I’m sorry but no words rn

i’m actually baffled lmfao

[lady-lorienn]

OMG I was scrolling my Pinterest and found my old POTC ponies from my early-teenage Google+ art era 😭😭😭 I was so proud of them at the time but looking at them now is just,,,

[thefemaleterrorist]

what are your thoughts on tras using that "the history of left-handedness" chart to explain why transness isn't a trend?

my thoughts AND prayers to them

[higglety]

“Y0u can disagree with Mitch McConnell and still wish him well” I suppose you can, but the thing is, I hate him and I think the world (or at least the country) would be better if he died, actually.

“you can disagree with mitch mcconnell and still wish him well” i wish he would have died right there on camera in front of america that shit would have been fire and i think what the country really needs right now for healing

[fogmoo]