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girlboyburger · 3 months ago
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tears of the cowdom 💧
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le-velo-pour-dru · 1 year ago
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I'm feeling so proud of myself rn omg ❤️
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scoups4lyfe · 2 years ago
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Man sorry that I haven't been live-blogging y'all.
I've been off Ritalin for an entire month because of stupid insurance issues and it spiraled me really quickly into a dark pit of being able to do absolutely nothing unless caffeinated by 4 shots of espresso. And that's a hard feat for me to accomplish every single day when I have other things to do on top of that.
Hmmmmm,,,,
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This lovely song has lyrics that pretty accurately describe my mental and physical state for the last month and a fkin half.
It's a miracle I got anything done tbh.
Good news: the insurance issues are over.
I took my first dose of Ritalin mere hours ago (along with 4 shots of espresso) and I feel capable and able to be human again LOL.
I plan to spend this weekend live-blogging but as always, I'm an unreliable narrator and we'll see as we go lmao.
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lggy · 1 year ago
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zensha 💕💞✨⭐️
they make me so softtttttttttt they love causing grievous destruction of property and vandalism yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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infinitelytheheartexpands · 3 years ago
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update: now (just for tonight though) I have to share the downstairs area with four other people (as opposed to just one) because my little sister is having a sleepover tonight and Mom is also having them sleep downstairs which means I am going to get exactly zero sleep
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ask-and-i-answer · 3 years ago
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@computerglitch306 ...............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IIIIIIM SO EXCITED.
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*happy noises*
Hi, i just finnished reading the ten or so chapters on your story 'one chance to change your fate' and i have to say it is one of the best stories ive ever read. and i would love to read more if you are willing to make more. I absolutely love your take on the sides, and Janus is my absolute favorite out of everyone.
have a good day :)
awwww tysm!! :D and you're in luck, my beta reader is planning to work on the next chapter of octcyf with me sometime this week, so chapter 12 will likely be out within a week or two! all my incomplete multichapter fics are ongoing wips (except for one that is on pause), and there are none that i plan to leave unfinished. :) i don't have an upload schedule, so that can be sporadic depending on my irl life and motivation levels, but rest assured that nothing i write is abandoned! :D
in the meantime (obligatory self promo <3) if you like my work, you're welcome to check out my masterpost and see if anything else i've written catches your interest! specifically, if you like how i do loceit or royalty aus, i'm taller than you has both of those. but there's lots to choose from, both long and short form!
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spyglahass · 2 years ago
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! LET'S GOOOOOO! I'm so happy to know that you aren't shadowbanned anymore! Congrats!!
HELL YEAH!!!
Good day today fellas, first spyglahass gets un-shadowbanned
then the Queen dies
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killian-whump · 2 years ago
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HE LOOKS SO GOOD
HE LOOKS LIKE HE’S HAVING FUN
HE LOOKS HAPPY
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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opera-simplified · 4 years ago
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Opera Simplified #1: Don Carlo(s)
Don Carlos (Don Carlo)
Opera Simplified #1
The Basics:
Music: Giuseppe Verdi
Libretto: Joseph Méry and Camille du Locle
Premiere: March 11, 1867; Salle le Peletier (Opéra national de Paris); Paris, France
Based on: Friedrich Schiller’s 1787 play Don Carlos, Infant von Spainen (Don Carlos, Infante of Spain)
Setting: Various locations in France and Spain; the late 1550s-early 1560s.
Characters:
Don Carlos (Don Carlo), Infante of Spain- tenor
��lisabeth de Valois (Elisabetta di Valois), Princess of France and Carlos’ fiancée- soprano
Philippe II (Filippo II), King of Spain and Carlos’ father- bass
Rodrigue (Rodrigo), Marquis de Posa- baritone
Princess Éboli, a Spanish noblewoman- mezzo-soprano
The Grand Inquisitor, head of the Spanish Inquisition- bass
A Monk- bass
Count Lerma, a Spanish nobleman- tenor
Thibault (Tebaldo), Élisabeth’s page- soprano
A celestial voice- soprano
Countess d’Aremberg, a lady-in-waiting to Élisabeth- silent
A royal herald- tenor
Note: This Opera Simplified will use the Italian names (which appear in the parentheses above), as this opera is performed much more often in Italian than French, even though the opera was originally written in French as a French grand opéra.
Requested by: @monotonous-minutia. (Also, thank you for reading over this!)
The Opera:
Act I:
Late winter of 1559, in the forest outside the Fontainebleau palace in southwestern France. A group of French woodcutters, their families, and other poor people are sitting around trying to keep warm.
**The People: WINTER SUCKS IT’S SO DARN COLD LIFE SUCKS 
A Woodcutter: Don’t worry! When peace comes, everything will be better!
The People: YEAH BUT WHEN WILL THIS STUPID WAR EVER END***
*Hunting horns sound in the distance.*
HEY THE ROYAL COURT IS COMING THROUGH WE HOPE THEY HAVE HAPPINESS AND SUCCESS AND STUFF
The Hunters: C’mon, let’s go get the deer before they run off too far away for us to get them!
*Elisabetta di Valois enters with Tebaldo and a group of servants.*
The People: OH MY GOD IT’S PRINCESS ELISABETTA SHE’S SO NICE MAYBE SHE CAN HELP US
Elisabetta: Friends, how can I help you today?
The Women: Nothing for us, but do you see her?
*They indicate one of their own.*
She lost her husband, her two sons are off at war, she has nothing and no one…
Elisabetta: Say no more. Here, take this gold chain…
*She takes off a gold chain and hands it to the woman.*
Everyone, keep heart! A Spanish envoy is coming to talk about a peace treaty, and I’m confident that this war will end soon and France will see bright days again.****
The People: YAAAAAAY WE LOVE YOU ELISABETTA MAY GOD BLESS YOU
*She greets everyone and then leaves with her retinue. As they leave, Don Carlo shows up and hides among the trees.*
The Hunters: C’mon, let’s go get the deer before they run off too far away for us to get them!
The People: Once we have peace, everything will be okay again…
*They gradually leave. Once they’re gone, Carlo comes out of his hiding place.*
Carlo: Wow, Fontainebleau really is a huge forest…but it was here I saw Elisabetta for the first time just now…AND I’M IN LOVE! This was so worth leaving Spain in disguise and having Dad get very mad at me!
*Horns and footsteps sound in the distance.*
Oh, wow, the court’s still here even though it’s getting kinda late…
Tebaldo (from offstage): HEY PEOPLE COME HERE WE KINDA NEED HELP
Carlo: Who’s there?
*Tebaldo enters with Elisabetta.*
whaaaaaaaaaaat it’s Elisabetta again YAAAAAAAAAY
Tebaldo: I CAN’T FIND THE WAY BACK I’M SO SORRY ELISABETTA IT’S GETTING DARK AND COLD LET ME HELP YOU
Elisabetta: Thanks, I am kinda tired…
Carlo: Hello!
*He bows before Elisabetta.*
Tebaldo: uhhhhhhhhhhh who are you
Carlo: A stranger, a Spaniard, and I won’t say anything more.
Elisabetta: Oh, so you’re with Count Lerma, that Spanish ambassador?
Carlo: ...yeah. I’ll help you if you need.
Tebaldo: HEY ELISABETTA I CAN SEE THE PALACE FROM HERE LEMME RUN AND GET SOME PEOPLE TO BRING YOU BACK
wait actually I can’t just leave you alone with this strange guy what if he tries to hurt you or do something to you
Elisabetta: IT’S OKAY I TRUST SPANISH HONOR BECAUSE I KNOW THE SPANISH ARE REALLY BIG ON HONOR AND STUFF WHICH WILL TOTALLY NEVER BE A PROBLEM FOR ME SO THIS GUY AND I SHOULD BE OKAY DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME
*Tebaldo bows and leaves. Carlo himself suddenly kneels before Elisabetta.*
What are you doing?
*Carlo lights a small pile of branches on fire to create some warmth for himself and Elisabetta.*
Carlo: Well, we’re all stuck outside, especially considering there’s a war going on right now, so we might as well light some fires, and have light, and stay warm, and maybe even have peace and love…
Elisabetta: Speaking of which, do you think they’ll sign the treaty tonight?
Carlo: Of course! And then they’ll announce your marriage to Don Carlo of Spain—
Elisabetta: Let’s talk about him! Here’s the thing: I’m leaving my home, my whole life up until now behind forever to marry this guy because my father and God want me to, and tbh I’m a little afraid. Like what if I get homesick? Or if he doesn’t love me?
Carlo: I know this much: he wants to serve you forever and he already loves you.
Elisabetta: Whoo, good, I was worried. That makes me feel a lot better about going to Spain.
Carlo: You have no reason to worry; he really, really loves you.
Elisabetta: Why do I feel so weird about you saying this?
…Wait. Who are you?
Carlo: A messenger to the man himself.
*He hands her a small box.*
He asked me to give you this portrait of himself.
Elisabetta: *examining the box* I feel like I shouldn’t open this…but I really want to see him!
*She opens the box and looks at the portrait, then at Carlo, and then back and forth for a bit until she realizes. *
OH MY GOD YOU’RE DON CARLO?!?!?!?!
Carlo: *fainting at her feet* I am… and I really do love you!
Elisabetta and Carlo: YAAAAAY WE’RE IN LOVE AND GOD WANTS US HAPPY SO WE’RE GONNA GET MARRIED EVENTUALLY
*A cannon shot. The faraway palace lights up.*
Elisabetta: That was…
Carlo: IT’S THE CANNON THE PEACE TREATY HAS BEEN SIGNED *****
Elisabetta and Carlo: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT’S AWESOME PEACE WILL BE SO GREAT AND THE WORLD WILL BE REBORN ALSO WE MADE A VOW HERE FOR FOREVER AND WE’LL OFFICIALLY BE MAKING VOWS SOON IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AND GOD WOOHOO
*Tebaldo, several other pages and valets, Count Lerma, the Countess d’Aremberg, and a bunch of other people show up. Tebaldo approaches Elisabetta, bows, and kisses the hem of her dress.*
Tebaldo: My sweet Elisabetta pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease take me with you when you go to Spain because I may or may not have a crush on you and really you’re just so awesome
Elisabetta: Of course! You can get up now, you don’t have to be so formal.
Tebaldo: Okay, cool. Now for the news. I salute you, Elisabetta, future Queen of Spain—
Elisabetta: Thanks. I appreciate that.
Tebaldo: —and wife of King Filippo II.
Elisabetta: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT A SEC I’m supposed to be marrying Don Carlo those were the terms of the peace treaty we already talked about this
Tebaldo: uh that changed you’re marrying Filippo now
Carlo: WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Elisabetta: WHAT THE— wait I can’t finish that statement 
well that’s it we’re done for my life is officially ruined but I’ll try to stick it out and keep my head up and fight fate anyway
Carlo: THAT’S IT WE’RE DONE FOR MY LIFE IS OFFICIALLY RUINED AND I’LL JUST HAVE TO BE DEPRESSED FOREVER NOW
Everyone Else: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SPAIN’S GONNA HAVE AN AWESOME NEW QUEEN AND PEACE IS GONNA BE SO LIT
Elisabetta and Carlo: well our amazing lovely golden dream just got ripped to shreds and now all we have is sorrow
Count Lerma: My lady, your father wants you to marry Filippo as the price to end this war. However, Filippo wants the choice to be yours and yours alone. So, are you going to say yes to the dress? ******
The Women: PLEASE SAY YES HAVE MER—
Count Lerma: Shut up. It’s her choice.
Elisabetta: You say it’s my choice, but what choice do I have? If I say “no”, then the war will go on, and more innocent lives will be destroyed…
Count Lerma: Your answer?
Elisabetta: ...Yes.
The People: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY GOD BLESS YOU ELISABETTA
Elisabetta and Carlo: this is horrible I feel like I’m dying
Everyone Else: WE LOVE YOU SO MUCH ELISABETTA YAAAAAAAAY HONOR AND GLORY TO OUR NEW QUEEN 
*Count Lerma leads Elisabetta to a litter and helps her get in. Everyone falls in line behind the litter and heads to the palace, merrily singing all the while.*
Carlo: MY LIFE IS OVER AND I WANT TO FREAKING DIE
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Act II:
Scene 1:
An unspecified amount of time later, at a cloister in the monastery of San Yuste, with the tomb of Emperor Charles V. It is dawn. The monks are chanting, as one prays before the tomb.
Monks: Charles V is nothing but ashes, and his soul now trembles before God…
A Monk: CHARLES THOUGHT HE WAS SO COOL AND THAT HE COULD RULE EVERYTHING BUT IN HIS PRIDE HE FORGOT ABOUT GOD AND WAS THUS STRUCK DOWN SO LET THAT BE A LESSON TO Y’ALL
God, presumably from somewhere: ooooooooooooor it could mean that he was human and he died like every human does. just a thought. **
The Monk: WHAT WAS THAT ALSO GOD HAVE MERCY ON HIM
*Day dawns, all the monks leave, and Carlo enters, looking like he’s had...a very rough time of it.*
Carlo: I’VE BEEN HAVING SUCH A ROUGH TIME OF IT AND I CAME HERE TO FIND PEACE BUT IT’S NOT EXACTLY WORKING OUT
The Monk: We may try to find peace here, but even then suffering is always with us because we can only find peace in heaven…
Carlo: WAIT THAT SOUNDED LIKE MY GRANDPA AND HE LOOKED LIKE MY GRANDPA BUT MY GRANDPA’S DEAD I MUST BE REALLY LOSING IT
The Monk: We can only find peace in heaven…
*He leaves.*
Carlo: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh why do I have so many problems
*Rodrigo, Marquis di Posa, Carlo’s…”best friend” according to most people, enters.* ***
Rodrigo: CARLO IT’S YOU I HAVEN’T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG
Carlo: OMG IT’S YOU RODRIGO LEMME HUG YOU
Rodrigo: I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SEEING YOU AGAIN
Carlo: HEAVEN HAS SENT YOU TO ME
Rodrigo: MY BELOVED PRINCE
Carlo: MY CONSOLING ANGEL
Rodrigo: ALL THE HUGS okay look also the Flemish people need someone to save them and you should do it but wait are you OKAY CARLO YOU LOOK LIKE YOU’RE HAVING A ROUGH TIME OF IT SHARE YOUR PAIN WITH ME ****
Carlo: MY SAVIOR MY BROTHER LET ME CRY ON YOU
Rodrigo: POUR OUT YOUR TORMENT AND OPEN UP TO ME
Carlo: ...You really sure you want to know?
Rodrigo: Always.
Carlo: Very well. I love...and it’s a sinful love...Elisabetta!
Rodrigo: YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH YOUR STEPMOM?! (and you weren’t talking about me?!)
Carlo: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Rodrigo are you abandoning me too???
Rodrigo: no no no it’s okay I still love you and since you’re suffering it’s my sole job to help you seriously I STILL LOVE YOU also has the King found out yet
Carlo: Surprisingly, no.
Rodrigo: Good. Then ask him to let you control Flanders. Kill two birds with one stone: help the Flemish and stop thinking about your stepmom.
Carlo: Will do.
*A bell tolls in the distance.*
Rodrigo: Hey, uh, the King and Queen will be here in just a little bit.
Carlo: ELISABETTA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Rodrigo: CARLO PLEASE CALM DOWN but seriously stay by me and let me strengthen you and let God too because you have big things to do and I am fully confident in you
Carlo and Rodrigo: GOD YOU GAVE US HOPE AND LOVE SO GIVE US THE DRIVE TO FIGHT FOR FREEDOM ALSO WE VOW TO LIVE AND DIE TOGETHER AND WE’LL BE UNITED FOREVER
Rodrigo: Hey Carlo, don’t look now but—
*Filippo and Elisabetta enter with a bunch of monks.*
Carlo: AHHHHHHHHHH IT’S ELISABETTA I CAN’T EVEN SEE HER WITHOUT FREAKING OUT
Rodrigo: —they’re here. Have courage!
*Filippo and Elisabetta kneel at the tomb and then proceed offstage with the monks. While that is going on:*
Monks: Charles V is nothing but ashes, and his soul now trembles before God…
Carlo: I’ve lost her and she’s my dad’s wife now noooooooooooooooooooooooooo why does life have to suck so much
Rodrigo: hey hey stay by me your heart will be stronger that way
The Monk: GOD FORGIVE HIM
Carlo and Rodrigo: WE’LL LIVE AND DIE TOGETHER AND OUR LAST BREATH WILL BE A CRY FOR LIBERTY
*They embrace and then leave the monastery.*
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Scene 2:
Later the same day, in a garden outside the monastery. Several ladies of the court and Tebaldo are hanging out and enjoying the day.
Ladies of the Court: it’s very hot out because duh it’s Spain and it’s hot but luckily there are a bunch of trees and some nice wind here
Tebaldo: IT’S SO PRETTY OUT HERE AND I LOVE IT
Ladies and Tebaldo: yaaaaaaaaaaay hanging out outside is fun
*Princess Éboli enters.*
Éboli: hey everyone since we can’t go inside the monastery and we have to wait out here for a long time would you all like to sing with me?
Ladies: YES YES YES ANYTHING FOR YOU ÉBOLI
Éboli: Cool! Hey, Tebaldo, since you’re so awesome at the mandolin why don’t you pull it out and play that one song about the veil?
Ladies and Tebaldo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Éboli: SO this one time there was a Moorish king who was hanging out in a garden one night and he saw a pretty veiled woman and was like “hey baby you should be my new wife because I’m tired of my current one” lalalalala
Éboli, Tebaldo, and the Ladies: let’s weave some veils so we can find love at night lalalalala
Éboli: and THEN the king was like “oh hey you should take off your veil and let me see who you are and then we can be SUCH a great power couple” and then she did and IT WAS THE QUEEN AND HE WAS SO HUMILIATED AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER lalalalala
Éboli, Tebaldo, and the Ladies: the moral of the story is that wearing a veil at night is conducive to love so let’s all weave some veils lalalalala **
*Elisabetta enters from the monastery.*
Everyone: Your Majesty!
Éboli: She always seems so sad…
Elisabetta: I wish I could be as happy as all of them were…
Tebaldo: HEY THE MARQUIS DI POSA IS COMING HERE
Everyone Else: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
*Rodrigo enters and goes over to Elisabetta.*
Rodrigo: Your Majesty, when I was in Paris, your mother gave me this letter for you.
*He hands her the letter along with a note.*
see that note please read that note because it’s very important and I’m asking you in the name of God so PLEASE read it okay I think I need to distract Éboli now so byyyyyyyyyyyyyye
Éboli: so what’s new in France, you cute thing?
Rodrigo: Everyone’s talking about this super-awesome jousting tournament. They say the King of France will be there! ***
Elisabetta: Should I read it? Should I not read it? Would reading it be infidelity? I mean, God knows I would never willfully commit adultery...fine. Read it.
“If you ever loved me, please trust the man who brought this note. -Carlo” that’s it?
Éboli: soooooooooooooooooooo are all the French ladies as pretty as everyone says they are?
Rodrigo: I think you’re lowkey flirting with me and I’m not sure how to handle it so I’m just gonna say that you’re one of the most beautiful and gracious ladies I’ve ever met and the ladies of France would do well to be as lovely as you
Elisabetta: Okay, Rodrigo, I’m pleased with you so I’ll give you one favor card to use at any time.
Rodrigo: Can I use it now on behalf of someone else?
Elisabetta: ...sure, I guess, you little self-sacrificer. 
Éboli: Oh come on, why are you using it for someone else if you’re so worthy?
Elisabetta and Éboli: Who’s it for?
Rodrigo: Look: we all love Carlo, right?
Éboli: ...in what sense?
Rodrigo: You know what I mean. ;)
Éboli: CALLED IT so you’re the Gay Best Friend
Rodrigo: yeah. What’s it matter?
Éboli: I may or may not have had a bet going on it. ****
Rodrigo: ANYWAY we all love Carlo and he’s suffering and if he had a private meeting with you that would REALLY HELP
Éboli: y’know, one day I saw him while I was with Elisabetta and he started freaking out when he saw us so that OBVIOUSLY means he loves me but he keeps trying to hide it and idk why
Elisabetta: I feel like I’m gonna diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie
Rodrigo: PLEASE HELP CARLO
Elisabetta: Very well. Everyone out. Send Carlo in.
*Everyone else leaves and Carlo enters.*
Carlo: I need to ask my Queen for one thing. Please intercede with the King on my behalf and get him to allow me to go to Flanders because I cannot stand it here.
Elisabetta: I can arrange that, my son.
Carlo: nooooooooooooooooooooo don’t call me that because it reminds me that we were happy for one day and then everything shattered
At least you could say SOMETHING but noooooooooooooooooooooo you’re like cold dead marble
Elisabetta: look buddy I’m just following my duty and honor 
Carlo: just LISTENING to your voice makes me happy
Elisabetta: Carlo, I would love to be beside you more than anything…
Carlo: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOU STILL CARE ABOUT ME ISABELLA I WOULD DIE AT YOUR FEET *****
*He faints.*
Elisabetta: HEAVEN HELP HIM BECAUSE OTHERWISE HE’S GONNA DIE IN MY ARMS
Carlo (delirious): ELISABETTA EVERYTHING IS BECOMING BEAUTIFUL AGAIN IT’S YOU MY LOVE
Elisabetta: OMG HE’S DYING
Carlo: WHY DO I HAVE TO COME BACK TO REALITY
Elisabetta: CARLO CAN YOU HEAR ME CARLO
Carlo: EVEN IF GOD HIMSELF WERE TO STRIKE ME DOWN I LOVE YOU AND I’VE FORGOTTEN EVERYTHING ELSE
Elisabetta: FINE THEN GO KILL YOUR FATHER AND THEN YOU CAN MARRY ME WHILE COVERED IN HIS BLOOD
Carlo: WHAT NO I MUST BE CURSED
*He flees.*
Elisabetta: ...thank God.
*Tebaldo runs in.*
Tebaldo: ELISABETTA WE’RE ABOUT TO HAVE A MAJOR PROBLEM THE KING IS HERE I DON’T WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO YOU BUT—
*Filippo enters with Rodrigo, Éboli, and a bunch of other court people.*
Filippo: THERE IS A RULE THAT SAYS AT LEAST ONE LADY-IN-WAITING MUST BE WITH THE QUEEN AT ALL TIMES BECAUSE I SAID SO SO WHO BROKE THE RULES
*The Countess d’Aremberg steps forward.*
 You are going back to France tomorrow.
People of the Court: THAT’S A HUGE INSULT TO THE QUEEN
Elisabetta: Hey, listen to me. I know you’re getting banished but please don’t start crying on me, okay? You’re still with me in my heart and I still love you and you getting banished doesn’t change that one. bit. When you go back, my heart will go with you too.
*She gives her a ring.*
I’m not proposing, but this is still a token of how much I love and admire you. Take it, and whatever you do, do NOT tell anyone about how badly they’re treating me here. I wouldn’t want them to worry about me.
Filippo: Humph. What an actress.
Rodrigo and the Court People: SHE’S SO WONDERFUL
*Everyone starts to leave except Filippo, but as Rodrigo is about to go:*
Filippo: You, Rodrigo, stay.
*Rodrigo doubles back.*
Why have you never asked to see me? You’re a loyal man and I’d be more than happy to see you if you asked.
Rodrigo: Well, no offense, but I’m not much into following others’ caprice and what could I possibly need? I’m perfectly fine as is.
Filippo: A bold one, I see! I can forgive that...but not always. Anyway, you’re a soldier, and an outstanding one, I’ve heard. Don’t you want to fight?
Rodrigo: When Spain needs a fighter, I will fight.
Filippo: I know. So the big question is: what can I do for you?
Rodrigo: For me? Nothing. For others…
Filippo: wait wait wait. “For others?” what kind of self-sacrificer are you?
Rodrigo: If you’re not too angry, I’ll tell you.
Filippo: Very well. Speak freely.
Rodrigo: I just came back from Flanders, and you know as well as I that Flanders is a beautiful place. Well, it was. Now it’s horrible. I MEAN ORPHANS ARE WANDERING THE STREETS AND CHILDREN ARE BEING KILLED AND EVERYTHING’S ON FIRE AND THE RIVERS ARE RUNNING RED WITH BLOOD and thank GOD I’m able to tell you about all this because who else will?
Filippo: Look, blood is the price for peace! We can’t have the Flemish trying to rebel with their newfangled delusions of independence and their Protestantism and whatever the kids are all into nowadays. This will all lead to a brighter future.
Rodrigo: ...You really think that will work?
Filippo: It already works in Spain! Everyone here is faithful to God and to me, and they’re doing just fine. I’m offering the same terms to Flanders and it’s not my fault they’re not accepting the peace.
Rodrigo: A HORRIBLE PEACE THE PEACE OF THE TOMB
*Music: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-DUNNN-DUNNN-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN-DUUUUUUUUUUN. Closeup on Filippo at this point optional.* ******
My King, may history never say of you: “He was a Nero!”
*And then Rodrigo really goes off.*
So this is the peace you want to give the world? A peace where soldiers and priests are pitiless murderers? A peace where so many people are dying that everyone curses you? Look, you have the power to redeem it all and become the best king ever: all you have to do is give them freedom. GIVE THEM FREEDOM
Filippo: Oh...you strange dreamer. You’re young and idealistic, you have no idea. If you did, you would change your mind. Don’t worry, though, I will not hold this against you; I’ll simply forget everything you said. But beware the Grand Inquisitor. He will not be so forgiving.
Rodrigo: But—
Filippo: You still have not asked me for anything? Let me ask you for something: I want to have you by my side, which may entail...several different things.
Rodrigo: With all due respect, my answer remains the same: I’m fine as is.
Filippo: NO YOU’RE TOO PROUD AND YOU’VE SEEN MY VULNERABILITY AND MY ANGUISH BECAUSE MY SON IS A DISAPPOINTMENT AND I’M PRETTY SURE MY WIFE AND HIM ARE HAVING AN INCESTUOUS AFFAIR *******
Rodrigo: WHAT NO THEY WOULD NEVER ESPECIALLY NOT CARLO HE IS PURE
Filippo: I need you to find out what’s going on. Effective immediately, I grant you free access to the Queen at all times. I’m placing my heart in your hands.
Rodrigo: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what’s happening what about Carlo WAIT I COULD USE THIS TO MAYBE CHANGE HIS MIND ABOUT FLANDERS
Filippo: I hope that you can help me find peace…I’ve been looking for a man for a long time, and now I found him in you...
Rodrigo: THIS IS MY CHANCE THERE IS HOPE
Filippo: It’s worth saying one more time: Beware the Grand Inquisitor!
*He extends his hand to Rodrigo, who kneels and kisses it.*
Rodrigo: My King!
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Act III:
Scene 1:
The gardens of the royal palace in Madrid, shortly before midnight. There is a party going on in the distance.
Partygoers: WOOHOO WE LOVE PARTIES WE WANNA PARTY ALL NIGHT LONG AND MAKE DAY NEVER COME WOOHOO
*Elisabetta and Éboli walk in together.*
Elisabetta: I mean, I love parties as much as the next person, but I’m just super worn-out and I kinda want to go pray instead.
Éboli: but parties are fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun and everyone’s gonna be theeeeeeeeeeere
Elisabetta: And they’re expecting me, but I don’t want to go. Here, take all these accessories, take that veil, put it all on, and...perfect! They’ll never know it’s you instead of me. Have fun okay bye now
*She goes back into the palace.*
Éboli: ooh, playing queen for a night will be fun! WAIT while I’m wearing this veil I should get Carlo to come meet me in the gardens and ask him if he likes me this plan is FOOLPROOF
*She writes a note and gives it to a passing page.*
THIS WILL BE THE BEST NIGHT EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER **
*She leaves.*
*At this point, the party continues with a ballet about the legend of La Peregrina as entertainment for the party guests.* ***
*Carlo enters, holding Éboli’s note— but the note is unsigned.*
Carlo: “Meet me at midnight in the royal garden under the laurels near the fountain.” Okay, I may not be the smartest person in the world, but it’s midnight, and I’m in the right place, so… ELISABETTA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I GET TO SEE HER AGAIN I AM SO HAPPY
*Éboli enters in the disguise she got from Elisabetta. Carlo immediately mistakes her for Elisabetta.*
IT’S YOU I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Éboli: so he DOES LOVE ME THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT EVER
Carlo: LET’S FORGET EVERYTHING I LOVE YOU
*Éboli unveils herself.*
wait WHAT oh God no it’s not the Queen!
Éboli: ...are you okay? wait...do you not trust me? look you can trust me I know people are trying to plot against you
Carlo: I KNOW THAT THAT’S NOT THE PROBLEM HERE
Éboli: y’know, I heard your dad and Rodrigo talking about you
Carlo: you WHAT my dad with RODRIGO
Éboli: I CAN SAVE YOU I LOVE YOU
Carlo: Look, you are very nice and I’m thankful for your help but I’m afraid this is all just a strange dream—
Éboli: A DREAM?!?!?!?!?! Wait, so you didn’t know this was me, so you’re not actually in love with me, which means—
OH MY GOD YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH THE QUEEN WHAT THE FUCK
Carlo: god DAMN it PLEASE HAVE MERCY
*Rodrigo runs in because...he happened to be taking a walk or something I guess.*
Rodrigo: HEY STOP IT HE’S CRAZY Carlo I’m saying that for your own good I know you’re probably not actually crazy
Éboli: I KNOW EVERYTHING SO HE’S SCREWED
Rodrigo: what do you MEAN
Éboli: Let me put it this way: I know all his cards. I also know all your cards: you are the king’s favorite. However, neither of you know mine. 
Rodrigo: but what do you MEAN by all this
Éboli: Nothing, just that Carlo’s fate is now entirely in my hands.
Rodrigo: WHY DID YOU COME HERE
Éboli: I’M NOT TELLING
Rodrigo: BUT CARLO IS INNOCENT AND SO GOD WILL DEFEND HIM AND SMITE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU
Éboli: FINE SMITE AWAY but may I remind you that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
Carlo: I’M SO STUPID I’VE RUINED ELISABETTA’S LIFE and also possibly my own but it was a huge mess anyway so yeah ONLY GOD CAN BE MY JUDGE NOW
Éboli: OH I SEE HOW IT IS ELISABETTA WANTED TO ACT ALL HOLY AND STUFF TO HIDE THE FACT THAT SHE’S HAVING AN AFFAIR 
Rodrigo: YOU HAVE CROSSED A LINE AND I WILL KILL YOU FOR IT
Carlo: RODRIGO DON’T
Rodrigo: I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE TELLING YOU DON’T
Carlo: RODRIGO DON’T
Éboli: I’M WAITING FOR YOU TO KILL ME
Rodrigo: HOW ABOUT NOPE
Éboli: WHY NOT
Rodrigo: because I’m going to leave all this up to God because that’s my only hope at this point
Éboli: I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE AND THE EARTH WILL SWALLOW YOU UP ALIVE CARLO
Rodrigo: IF YOU TELL THEN GOD HIMSELF WILL SMITE YOU
Carlo: SHE KNOWS EVERYTHING
Éboli: THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER
*She leaves.*
Rodrigo: hey Carlo if you have any important papers about Flanders on you give them to me I need them for something
Carlo: ...to you? to the confidant of the King?
Rodrigo: you really suspect me? ME? your boyfriend?
Carlo: NO I LOVE YOU AND YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE HOW COULD I HAVE EVER DOUBTED YOU HERE TAKE THEM ALL
*He gives his papers to Rodrigo.*
Rodrigo: MY DEAR CARLO THANK YOU SO MUCH 
Carlo: I ABANDON MYSELF TO YOU
*They fall into each other’s arms.*
Scene 2:
The following day, in the square before the Church of Our Lady of Atocha in Madrid. Preparations are being made for an auto-da-fé. Guards are trying to hold the people back as bells ring everywhere.****
People: WHAT A DAY WHAT A DAY FOR AN AUTO-DA-FÉ WHAT A SUNNY SUMMER SKY WHAT A DAY WHAT A DAY FOR AN AUTO-DA-FÉ IT’S A LOVELY DAY FOR DRINKING AND FOR WATCHING PEO— wait never mind that’s the wrong auto-da-fé song start over *****
TODAY IS AWESOME BECAUSE WE GET TO CELEBRATE FILIPPO WHO IS THE GREATEST KING EVER AND WE ALL LOVE HIM AND THE WORLD TREMBLES BEFORE HIM AND ALSO WE LOVE GETTING TO BURN PEOPLE
*A bunch of monks lead those condemned by the Inquisition as heretics across the square.*
Monks: TODAY IS THE FATAL DAY WHERE THE HERETICS WILL DIE ACCORDING TO GOD’S JUST WILL but God will maaaaaaaaaaaybe forgive them if they repent of their heresy
People: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*An extremely long royal procession, including Elisabetta and Rodrigo, crosses the square towards the church.*
Royal Herald: OPEN UP CHURCH DOORS WE WANT TO SEE THE KING
People: WHAT HE SAID
*The doors open and Filippo leaves the church.*
Filippo: I PROMISED AS YOUR KING TO KILL ALL THE HERETICS AND I INTEND TO DO SO BECAUSE I’M NOT LIKE SOME LEADERS WHO FAIL TO KEEP THEIR PROMISES AND ARE SOFT ON CRIME
People: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
*Carlo leads in six Flemish deputies, who kneel before the King.*
Elisabetta: OH SHOOT HE’S HERE
Rodrigo: uhhhhhhhhh what is he doing
Filippo: ...who are these people?
Carlo: They are representatives of Flanders and Brabant. ******
Flemish Deputies: Your Majesty, we may be suffering immensely, but we’re still here and we’re still a concern, so if you have ever received mercy, then please pass it along to us because all the Flemish people are suffering and maybe you could save us with God’s help!
Filippo: YOU ARE TRAITOROUS TO YOUR GOD AND KING SO NO GUARDS TAKE THEM AWAY
Monks: YEAH THEY HAVE NO FAITH IN GOD AND THEY DESERVE WHAT’S COMING TO THEM
Everyone Else: please be merciful and spare them have pity they’re suffering and dying
Carlo: DAD IT’S TIME THAT I LEARNED TO RULE BECAUSE I’M JUST SITTING AROUND HERE AND DOING NOTHING USEFUL SO IF I’M SUPPOSED TO RULE THE WHOLE SPANISH EMPIRE SOMEDAY THEN I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE SOME PRACTICE SO GIVE ME BRABANT AND FLANDERS
Filippo: ...do you think I’m so dumb as to actually do that?! YOU’RE JUST GOING TO LEAD THE FLEMISH REBELLION AND TRY TO KILL ME WITH THE SWORD I GIVE YOU
Carlo: ONLY GOD KNOWS WHETHER THAT’S ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN
Elisabetta and Rodrigo: uh oh he’s done for
Carlo: I SWEAR BEFORE GOD THAT I WILL SAVE THE FLEMISH PEOPLE
*He draws his sword on Filippo.*
Everyone Else: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL HE’S LOST HIS MIND
Filippo: DISARM HIM
*Awkward silence.*
I SAID SOMEONE DISARM HIM
Carlo: WHO WILL DARE DISARM ME
*Crickets.*
Filippo: IS NO ONE GOING TO DISARM HIM
*He takes the Captain of the Guard’s sword.*
FINE MEXICAN STANDOFF THEN
*Crickets.*
FOR THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DISARM HIM
Rodrigo: for God’s sake CARLO GIVE ME YOUR SWORD (I’m trying to save your life here)
Carlo: You? Rodrigo?
*He gives Rodrigo his sword. Rodrigo in turn gives it to Filippo.*
Everyone Else: ...oh shit. That was the twist of the year.
Filippo: Marquis, I now promote you to Duke!
*He dubs Rodrigo.*
NOW LET’S GO CELEBRATE
*Everyone goes to their places to watch the burning of the heretics.*
People: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY EVERYONE LOVES FILIPPO except those Flemish people who are about to get burned but we don’t talk about them YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Monks: TIME TO GO BURN SOME HERETICS
A Celestial Voice: You poor souls, come, come to heaven and find peace with God! *******
Deputies: GOD WHY AREN’T YOU DOING SOME SORT OF MIRACLE TO STOP THIS THEY CLAIM THEY’RE DOING THIS IN YOUR NAME
*The pyre is lit.*
The Voice: Though you have been condemned as heretics on earth, come and be forgiven!
Deputies: THESE FLAMES DO NOT COME FROM GOD
Filippo, Monks, and People: GLORY TO GOD ********
*The flames rise.*
Notes
Act IV:
Scene 1:
Shortly before dawn the following day, in Filippo II’s study. Filippo is alone, lost in thought. 
Filippo: She never loved me...never has, never will...I still remember seeing her when she arrived, and she took one look at me and my white hair and her face fell...no, she does not love me!
HEY CELLO COULD YOU SHUT UP FOR A SEC I’M ALREADY HAVING TROUBLE SLEEPING AS IS
Solo Cellist In The Pit: but this is my big momeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeent
Filippo: NO IT’S MINE AND I CAN’T SLEEP SO SHUT UP
*The cellist obliges and Filippo looks around.*
Where am I? wait...I’ve been up all night, it’s almost morning, the candles have almost burned out, just like my days slowly dwindling...dear God, I can’t sleep…
When my life has reached its evening, I’ll sleep forever, in my tomb, in the Escorial, I’ll sleep forever...alone… **
If only I could read human hearts like God could, that would give me peace, but if I sleep, then I could be betrayed and not know it and I could lose everything!
No, she has never loved me, she does not love me, she never will love me!
*Count Lerma and two Dominican friars lead in the Grand Inquisitor.*
Count Lerma: THE GRAND INQUISITOR IS HERE
Filippo: ...Dammit.
Grand Inquisitor: Am I before the King?
Filippo: Yes, thanks for coming, Father. I have a major problem: Carlo is rebelling against me.
Grand Inquisitor: So what are you gonna do about it?
Filippo: I don’t know; part of me just wants to let him go but part of me wants to…
Grand Inquisitor: Wants to…?
Filippo: Question: If I ordered Carlo’s execution, would you absolve me?
Grand Inquisitor: Yes.
Filippo; BUT I’M A CHRISTIAN HOW CAN I ORDER THE DEATH OF MY OWN CHILD EVEN FOR MY EMPIRE’S SAKE
Grand Inquisitor: ...You forgetting about Jesus?
Filippo: BUT THAT WAS ALMOST 1600 YEARS AGO
Grand Inquisitor: THAT DOESN’T MATTER
Filippo: BUT EVEN THOUGH WE’RE NOT ON GREAT TERMS AS A DAD I STILL LOVE MY SON CAN I JUST DENY THAT
Grand Inquisitor: Everything falls silent before faith.
Filippo: Very well.
Grand Inquisitor: Any other questions?
Filippo: No.
Grand Inquisitor: I’ll talk, then. Long story short: if you thought Carlo was bad, then you’ll be even more appalled to discover that a man, a close companion of yours, one you trusted, is ruining you and our country. And I have foolishly allowed it!
Filippo: But but but I’ve found a man!
Grand Inquisitor: What do you need a man for? No man is your equal!
Filippo: SHUT UP PRIEST ***
Grand Inquisitor: You’re trying to break apart the whole Catholic world! Normally, I’d condemn you for it, but I will relent on one condition: give us the Marquis di Posa.
Filippo: NEVER
Grand Inquisitor: FINE THEN I’LL HAND YOU OVER TO THE INQUISITION
Filippo: SHUT UP
Grand Inquisitor: WHY AM I EVEN HERE
Filippo: FINE DO WHAT YOU WANT but seriously I just want us to have peace please forget all this
Grand Inquisitor: Perhaps…
*He is led out.*
Filippo: So the throne must always give way to the altar!
*Elisabetta runs in, frantic.*
Elisabetta: JUSTICE I DEMAND JUSTICE AND I HAVE FULL FAITH IN YOU TO GIVE IT everyone here is treating me horribly and to TOP IT ALL OFF THE BOX WHERE I KEEP MY JEWELS AND OTHER PRECIOUS ITEMS HAS BEEN STOLEN
Filippo: Your jewelry box? You mean...this box?
*He reveals a box sitting on his table.*
Elisabetta: oh GOD no
Filippo: Open it.
Elisabetta: No.
Filippo: FINE THEN I WILL
*He breaks it open.*
Elisabetta: death in 3...2…
Filippo: YOU KEEP CARLO’S PICTURE IN HERE DO YOU HEAR WHAT I’M SAYING
Elisabetta: Loud and clear.
Filippo: You keep it...with your precious items?
Elisabetta: Yes.
Filippo: You DARE TO ADMIT THIS?!
Elisabetta: Yes! What do I have to hide? He was once my fiancé, and he gave me his portrait then, so what? Now I’m your wife, and I’m loyal to you. And you dare to insult and doubt me! Me! A princess of France, now the queen of Spain, me!
Filippo: HOW DARE YOU TO SPEAK TO ME SO BOLDLY YOU THINK I’M WEAK AND THAT YOU CAN DEFY ME BUT I’LL SHOW YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE
Elisabetta: What did I do?
Filippo: If you have betrayed me, I swear to holy God above, I WILL HAVE BLOOD
Elisabetta: I pity you.
Filippo: Ha! Pity...FROM AN ADULTEROUS WIFE
*Elisabetta screams and faints.*
SOMEONE HELP THE QUEEN
*Rodrigo and Éboli immediately run in.* ****
Éboli: OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE
Rodrigo: You rule half the world. Are you the only person you cannot control?
Filippo: I shouldn’t have suspected her I fucked up and I’m very ashamed of myself now thanks whatever demon made me think this
Éboli: I RUINED HER LIFE I CAUSED THIS HORRIBLE THING I BETRAYED HER I FEEL AWFUL
Filippo: Looks like she was loyal all this time…
Rodrigo: Now I need to take action because someone needs to; a man needs to die for Spain to be saved, and so that man will be me.
Elisabetta (waking up): ...where am I? Everyone’s abandoned me...Mama, I just want to see you again...I’m a stranger here and all my hope in this world is gone… *****
Éboli: IF I CAN’T FIND FORGIVENESS ON EARTH OR IN HEAVEN FOR WHAT I’VE DONE I’LL JUST DIE BECAUSE WHAT I DID TO HER WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE
*Filippo and Rodrigo leave. Éboli throws herself at Elisabetta’s feet.*
FORGIVE ME ELISABETTA I DID SOMETHING HORRIBLE
Elisabetta: Why are you...what did you do?
Éboli: I FEEL HORRIBLE YOU ARE SUCH A GOOD PERSON AND I DID SOMETHING AWFUL TO YOU BECAUSE I GUESS I’M JUST A HORRIBLE PERSON 
...I was the one who took the box and gave it to Filippo.
Elisabetta: You?
Éboli: YES ME I ACCUSED YOU BECAUSE I WAS SO PISSED OFF THAT CARLO LOVED YOU INSTEAD OF ME BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE CARLO BUT HE REJECTED ME
Elisabetta: You love him? It’s okay. Get up, you don’t need to beg for forgiveness at my feet.
Éboli: No...it gets much worse.
Elisabetta: What do you mean?
Éboli: PLEASE FORGIVE ME
okay so the thing is, I ruined everything even more because I accused you of committing adultery, but the truth is...I had an affair...with the King.
*Elisabetta (understandably) reels at this, but suppresses that and turns back to Éboli.*
Elisabetta: I gave you a crucifix once. Give it back.
*Éboli does so.*
You have twenty-four hours to choose between a convent and exile. Either way, I want you out of my court so I will never see you again. Be happy. Farewell.
*She leaves.*
Éboli: NO I’M NEVER GOING TO SEE HER AGAIN I MAJORLY FUCKED UP
MY BEAUTY YOU ARE SUCH A FATAL AND CRUEL GIFT FROM HEAVEN AND THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF ALL MY PROBLEMS SO I CURSE YOU BECAUSE NOW ALL I CAN DO IS SUFFER AND I’LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIX THIS
Elisabetta, my queen, I ruined you because I was so selfish and I’ll regret this for the rest of my life so I’ll just go into a convent and hide all my pain and suffering…
*She sees Carlo’s death warrant on the desk.*
OH GOD CARLO’S GOING TO BE EXECUTED TOMORROW NO NO NO wait WAIT A SECOND I HAVE ONE DAY LEFT HERE THERE IS HOPE THANK GOD I CAN AT THE VERY LEAST SAVE HIM BECAUSE I STILL LOVE HIM AND I HAVE ONE BLESSED DAY AND I WILL USE THAT DAY TO SAVE HIM
*She runs out.*
Notes
Scene 2:
Later the same day, in a nearby prison where Carlo is being held. He is sitting with his head in his hands. Rodrigo enters and talks briefly to the guards, who all leave.
Rodrigo: Carlo, it’s me.
Carlo: Thanks for coming to visit Carlo in prison.
Rodrigo: Stop referring to yourself in the third person, my dear Carlo.
Carlo: I’m useless for saving Flanders. I’m useless for EVERYTHING.
Rodrigo: NO YOU’RE NOT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LET ME EMBRACE YOU I HAVE SAVED YOU
Carlo: How?
Rodrigo: I need to say farewell. Carlo, as much as it hurts to say this, and it’s a lot, we can never see each other again here below because my days have come to an end but I hope that we can see each other again and love each other when we are both with God...
Why are you crying? I’m happy to die for you!
Carlo: Why do you keep talking about death?
Rodrigo: WE DON’T HAVE MUCH TIME look the thing is I cleared your name and now they all think that I’m the one leading the rebellion
Carlo: Ha! Who’d ever believe that?
Rodrigo: Well, they have twenty of your papers found in my possession— **
Carlo: wait THAT’S WHY YOU ASKED ME FOR THE PAPERS?!?!?! Goddammit I AM SO STUPID
Rodrigo: shhhhhhhhh anyway that was more than enough proof and now there’s a price on my head
*A man in clerical garb and an assassin walk in (and no, this is not the start of a bar joke) and point out Rodrigo to each other.*
Carlo: I’LL TELL FILIPPO EVERYTHING HE’LL HAVE TO LET YOU GO
Rodrigo: No! It’s all up to you now; you must save Flanders and give it new life, and I must die for you.
*The assassin shoots Rodrigo at that moment.*
Carlo: OH MY GOD IT’S DEATH but...for whom? ***
Rodrigo: ...for me. The King’s revenge is swift. Listen.
Tomorrow, Elisabetta will be waiting for you at San Yuste. She knows everything and she will help you get out...I’m getting weak, Carlo, give me your hand!
I will die, but I’m happy because I’ve been able to save you and perhaps even by doing that save Spain! I’m so happy...but don’t forget me, Carlo, do not forget me! You were destined to reign and I to die for you!
No...no...the ground is giving way...I’m dying...Carlo...give me your hand...save Flanders...I love you, Carlo!...farewell...ah…
*He dies. Carlo collapses on his body as Filippo enters with his retinue.*
Filippo: HEY CARLO HERE’S YOUR SWORD BACK BECAUSE I GUESS YOU’RE NOT THE TRAITOR AFTER ALL
Carlo: STAY AWAY GOD HAS COVERED YOUR FOREHEAD WITH THIS INNOCENT MAN’S BLOOD
Filippo: MY SON—
Carlo: I’M NOT YOUR SON ANYMORE CHOOSE ONE FROM THESE MURDERERS BECAUSE YOU MURDERED THIS MAN WHO LOVED ME AND SACRIFICED HIS LIFE FOR ME IN SPITE OF EVERYTHING AND WE HAD ETERNAL UNBREAKABLE BONDS BETWEEN US AND MY KINGDOM IS WITH HIM
****Filippo: I might as well die because I killed the one good man God created in this world...me! I killed him! I loved him, he revealed a new world to me, and I threw him into the tomb! 
Courtiers: Why should we go on living? 
Carlo: MY LOVE SUPPORT ME AND LET ME BE THE HERO YOU ALWAYS WANTED ME TO BE AND LET ME HAVE SOME HELP FROM GOD OR AT LEAST PUT ME NEXT TO YOU IN THE TOMB ****
*The prison’s alarm bell sounds.*
People (outside): GET ‘EM WE WILL STRIKE ANYONE WHO OPPOSES US DOWN INCLUDING THE KING
Count Lerma: THE PEOPLE ARE RIOTING THEY WANT THE INFANTE
Filippo: OPEN THE PRISON GATES
Courtiers: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
Filippo: did I STUTTER
*The crowd pours in.*
People: WE WANT THE INFANTE AND IF YOU DON’T GIVE IN WE’LL KILL YOU
*Éboli runs in, disguised as a page.*
Éboli: CARLO GO NOW
*Carlo escapes as Elisabetta enters.*
LOOK ELISABETTA I STARTED THIS WHOLE RIOT TO SAVE CARLO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM anyway I’m going to a convent now farewell forever
Elisabetta: oh my GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
Filippo: YOU ALL WANT THE INFANTE YOU CAN HAVE HIM
*The Grand Inquisitor enters.* 
Grand Inquisitor: SACRILEGE ABSOLUTE SACRILEGE
The People: oh SHIT
Grand Inquisitor: BOW DOWN BEFORE THE KING WHOM GOD PROTECTS
*Everyone else kneels.*
People: Dear Lord, forgive us…
Filippo and the Grand Inquisitor: GLORY TO GOD
Lerma, the Courtiers, and the People: Long live the King!
*Éboli collapses at Elisabetta’s feet. Elisabetta holds out her hands to her in a sign of forgiveness.* *****
Notes
Act V:
The following night, back before the tomb of Charles V at the monastery of San Yuste. Elisabetta enters, kneels at the tomb, and begins to pray.*
Elisabetta: I don’t know if you can hear me up there, Charles, but you knew the utter meaninglessness of all the vanities of the world and now you sleep so peacefully...so if souls still weep in heaven, then weep for me and bring my tears to God…
Oh boy, Carlo’s coming here...he must leave and I must watch over him from afar like I told Rodrigo I would...he must go find his glorious destiny while I can only wait to die…
France! My beautiful home...and Fontainebleau, the one place in the world where I was happy, where God heard my eternal vow of love, and that eternity lasted only a day…as for Spain, if Carlo should ever pass through these gardens again, may he hear songs of our love…
Farewell dreams, farewell hopes and illusions, farewell lost love, farewell youth, my heart only has one desire now: the peace of death!
Charles, if you’re still listening after all this, bring my tears to God!
*Carlo enters.*
Carlo: IT’S YOU
Elisabetta: I ask one thing of you: forget me and live.
Carlo: I want to be strong, but love…
Elisabetta: Think about Rodrigo! He didn’t just sacrifice himself for ideas, he sacrificed himself for Flanders and more importantly, for you!
Carlo: When I get to Flanders, I want to build a monument to him!
Elisabetta: Heaven will smile upon him!
Carlo: It once smiled upon me too and then vanished! But no more of that: I see all the horrors in Flanders he once talked about, and I see the people reaching out to me, begging me to help them...and I will help them!
Elisabetta: Yes, you will be a hero! Go, go save them with all my love and support behind you!
Carlo: You know, before today, nothing could have pulled me away from you, but now honor has triumphed and I feel so much stronger in my mind and my heart! Even though I may hold you, I still want to go to Flanders, and I will, and I will save the Flemish!
You’re crying?
Elisabetta: Just because I admire you and you are a hero. But you see, we will see each other again in a better world, and there we’ll finally be able to love each other and be happy as God wanted us to but we never got to…
Carlo: We’ll be happy as God wanted us to…
Elisabetta: But for now, we must say farewell.
Carlo: Farewell, Mother!
Elisabetta: Farewell, my son!
Carlo and Elisabetta: Farewell forever!
*Filippo suddenly enters with his retinue and the Grand Inquisitor and grabs Elisabetta’s arm.*
Filippo: YES FAREWELL FOREVER YOU’VE REALLY GONE AND DONE IT AND NOW I WANT A DOUBLE SACRIFICE AND I WILL DO MY DUTY
Grand Inquisitor: SO WILL THE INQUISITION
Elisabetta: OH GOD NO
Carlo: GOD WILL AVENGE ME AND SHATTER THIS TRIBUNAL OF BLOOD
*Suddenly, the tomb opens and the Monk reemerges.*
The Monk: We may try to find peace here but even then suffering is always with us because we can only find peace in heaven…
Grand Inquisitor: WAIT THAT’S CHARLES V’S VOICE
Filippo: OH GOD IT’S MY FATHER
Elisabetta: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*The Monk drags Carlo into the tomb.* **
Notes
The End
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micerhat · 6 years ago
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Just as I was about to call to cancel my class - BING - you got your scholarship! ...so now I just gotta cancel my friggen loan and scramble to get my textbooks once the credit shows up so I'm ready for next week.
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ethics.
....also have to put in my application for the next round of scholarships again.
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looselucy · 6 years ago
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It was predictable but I can officially confirm I have cried my eyes out tonight. It's so difficult to read and yet so easy. I can't possibly imagine how hard it is to see someone you love have that disease. A friend of mine's grandmother has that, and it's just crazy. She's in a special home now but her husband said no until he just really couldn't take care of her alone anymore. It's so sad that it happened to her
1/ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TEARS! You know me, I love tears. Although, hate the thought of you crying, but love that I made you cry. Does that make sense? oaiwadjoiweuidheiuwhfiduhewuhd
My grandad was the same, he refused for a long time, but there was just nothing he could do. It really is an awful disease, not much else you can say about it. It’s cruel.
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moonraccoon-exe · 6 years ago
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Can I have some magic Coonie vibes for my birthday! 25 is a quarter of a century and I'm having an existential crisis, lol! Not really, I'm still happy. Had a little bit of a bad day yesterday, nothing in particular happened; that's just how depression works :[ But gonna cheat on the diet for a day and have my favorite cake: chocolate with strawberry buttercream icing! So it's all good. -Breakfast Girl
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPS
NO
WAY
BREAKFAST GIRL
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY TODAY!!?!?!?!?!?(☆▽☆)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*EXPLODES*
*BOUNCING ALL ACROSS THE RUN UNCONTROLLABLY LIKE A GUM BALL AT ROCKET SPEED*
*LOUD INHALE*
BUDDY
☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 ☆*:.。☆*:.。 ☆*:.。 H  A  P  P  Y      B  I  R  T  H  D  A  Y  .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆.。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆.。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ .。.:*☆ 
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!(ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚
ASDJAKLJF LKASJD SAKLJFDISLG ALDKJAKLSDJ ALKFJ
BUDDY, BREAKFAST GIRL, I AM SO HYPED I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU I’M- *SHORT CIRCUITS*
HGNGNNNG FHNFGH FGNHFG HNFN
ALL OF THEM
ALL OF THE MOST MAGICAL, MOST LUCKIEST, MOST PRECIOUS, MOST BEAUTIFUL HAPPIEST FLUFFIEST MOST CHEERFUL AND LOUDEST RACCOONIE VIBES FOR YOU
A L L     O  F        T H E M    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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[Adding a read more, buddy, just writing more birthday wishes and congrats to you!]
Twenty-five is BEAUTIFUL! (ノ´ヮ`)ノ
See, you’ve made it through a quarter of a century and that’s AMAZING, isn’t is amazing!? I mean, I understand that about the existencial crisis (I’m having it at 21 aaah), but that’s just because of all we see and hear in the world. Truth is, it’s never late for ANYTHING, and if you think about it, 25 is so young! You’re right in the spot where you’re supposed to be, there’s no rush to get anywhere because it’s not about getting anywhere, it’s just…you keep going. And that’s exactly what you’ve done, despite it all! I’m SO PROUD of you and SOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy!! ( ´ ▽ ` )
Ah, it’s sad to know yesterday was a bad day, but I’m happy to know that you’re going to make today much better. You’ll see you’ll have a really good time; you don’t need to have an absolute blast to have a good day, sometimes it’s the little, calm things that count, but whether it’s partying and hanging out, or staying in your room, you’ll see it all goes just fine and that you’ll enjoy it ( ˙꒳​˙ )
Yesterday I sent a THUNDERSTORM to the other side of the ocean just with raccoonie vibes, so imagine the POWER that the MOST POWERFUL raccoonie vibes can do- and remember I just gave them all to you!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, BUDDY, I’M SO HAPPY AND EXCITED AND EVERYTHING, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! o(≧▽≦)o
Say what, I’m going to toast for you later on in my mind. 25 years of this wonderful creature’s existence. A brave warrior! 
You have that yummy yummy cake! Once every now and then does no harm, and what a better ‘once’ than your birthday? Go ahead and NYOM the heck out of it! ( ˙꒳​˙ )
Aaah, buddy, I’m so happy!! I would hug you if I could, butjust you imagine this tiny ball of the FLUFFIEST FUR wrapped around your leg, okay? Or your head, or on your shoulder! That be me hugging you because YOU’RE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL and it’s your birthday and I LOVE YA BUDDY AKSLJDG KLAJSDKL ASJDKLF
*snuggles against you*
Dear BG buddy, have a lovely day. Thank you for existing. I’m so proud and so happy to be here to witness your 25th birthday, and I hope I get to live many, many of more BG birthdays, buddy. Enjoy your youth, and remember as a phrase I read says: “The end of times is still very far away. Stop worrying, and enjoy life.”
Nyom that cake, and smile each time they say happy birthday, and remember that the people that love you really does. And I say that from experience, because I’m one of them! ( ˙꒳​˙ )
ALL THE RACCOON CHEERING FOR YOU
*GRABS SPECIAL POMPOMS*
BREAKFAST GIRL! BREAKFAST GIRL! BG BUDDY BREAKFAST GIRL! HAPPEH BIRTHDAY, HAPPEH DAY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BREAKFAST GIIIIIIIIIRL!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚*:・゚✧
Have the MOST LOVELIEST, amazing-est, most phenomal, and specially wonderful and beautiful rest of the day, buddy!!! 
Sending you ALL AND EVERY LAST DROP OF THE RACCOONIE VIBES OF TODAY so your cake is yummy and your days is fantastic!
And sending you all my hugs, the fluffiest and warmest! 
Sending as well all my wishes so you receive the best quality of love that can exist, whether it’s among family or friends or anything else. All the love and happiness for you, just as you deserve, my dear friend.
All in all, know that while I’m  sad I can’t be there to glomp you and stay clinging to you all day to demonstrate HOW HAPPEH I AM AND HOW MUCH I WANT TO HUG YOU FOR A HAPPEH BIRTHDAY, I shall be thinking about you for the rest of the day, buddy! My dear, only BG buddy, an example of courage and life, a kind and sweet person that deserves all the love. 
So have all of mine through the tightest and warmiest virtual hug! 
Happy birthday, my dear friend.
I love you.
 (ɔˆ⌣(ˆ⌣ˆc)♡
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moonraccoon-exe · 7 years ago
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Stuffs I drew for gladnis one draw (https://twitter.com/gladnis60)
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tulipjeanohare · 6 years ago
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soooo, i'm doing it. i emailed my advisor to talk to him about switching my program of study from nursing to medical assisting. and my mom (who's opinion means the most to me) is totally cool with me switching. :)
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!! Oh I am SO glad you decided to go for it!!! Keep me updated on how it goes, I’m invested now lol
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seungrishair · 7 years ago
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DID YOU SEE SEUNGRI'S INSTAGRAM? HE WAS DANCING AND HE LOOKED SO GOOD THAT I STARTED TEARING UP! HE WAS DANCING AGAIN!
Yes.
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I SAW! AND I WAS SO HAPPY OMG!
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AND DID YOU HEAR THE CROWD SCREAM WHEN THEY REALIZED IT WAS SEUNGRI ON THE STAGE? MY EYES WATERED UP FROM PURE JOY! I GOT EMOTIONAL.
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 I’VE WATCHED THE VIDEO SO MANY TIMES AND NOW THERE’S A SUBBED ONE GOING AROUND TOO! 
PANDA IS SO FUNNY AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE SO ANIMATED AND I’M SITTING SMILING JUST THINKING ABOUT IT AGAIN.
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AND HE DANCED!!! HE WENT ALL IN, HE REALLY DID! AND HE PERFORMED THE LYRICS SO WELL TOO!
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YOU SCREAMED AT ME AND I’M SCREAMING BACK BECAUSE I’M HAPPY TO HAVE SOMEONE TO SPAZZ WITH! PANDA DANCED! AND HE WAS SO HAPPY TO STEP ON THAT STAGE. 
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I’M STILL SMILING!!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! ヽ(`O´)ノ
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stylesunchained · 7 years ago
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IM SEEING ED SHEERAN ON THE 15TH! IM SO EXCITED
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY YOURE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN!
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