#so when he gets home I'll post his pics :D

[bassboosted-moon-chao]

POV: you are a delicious treat or perhaps a pink ball

[eustasskidagenda]

Okay, this post is not based on a request. I kept thinking about it for hours and finally decided to write it down: how the OP characters would text their s/o. So here are some texting headcanons for some of my favorite characters: Eustass Kid, Zoro, Sanji, Law, Sabo. I'll probably write a part 2 with my other beloved characters: Luffy, Marco, Killer, and Robin. :D

☆Texting HCs for Kid, Law, Sanji, Zoro & Sabo

CW : g/n reader, MDNI, Kid is cursing, fluff, funny, partly nsfw, mention of alcohol for Zoro 

WC : 2k

Kid

Your name/photo in his contacts: mine. With a photo of your ass, obviously. And when he's mad at you, he renames you mid(ge).

Such a brat.

His wallpaper: a cool photo of his motorbike (I'm sorry but Kid is that kind of man in love with his own bike/car. But it's okay, he's still my favorite.) Or, a pic of your ass.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery: your ass, random photos of your face when he’s teasing you, his bike, and some punk stuff (music, makeup, outfit etc.)

His fav emoji : none.

He likes to send really, really shorts messages. Like : 

"Hi" "u know" "i have an idea" "So listen:"

Goddam Kid, just write the WHOLE sentence in one message.

He's sending you random pictures of his torso, just to flex with his big tiddies.

And you have to respond with a heart emoji and praise him each time.

If you want, he's more than willing to send dick pick too. 

Again, you have to praise him. Even if the pictures are absolutely non-aesthetic. He's blessing you with his cock after all. 

"Babe, you don't know how to take beautiful pics of your dick." "WTF SHUT UP???????? It's MY dick???!!! OF COURSE IT'S BEAUTIFUL??!!!" 

Yeah, Kid is clearly using extra punctuation. 

Oh, sure, each morning, you receive a mirror selfie of his outfit of the day. Such a punk fashion icon. "Rate my outfit on a scale of amazing to amazing" 

He doesn't use emojis because they sound too soft and stupid. "em0teS aRe f0r s0fT b0ys Y/N"

If you complain about his messages looking cold, he might use random emotes to annoy you like "UgH iF U wAnt 🦬" (with that stupid dumb sponge bob meme)

Whenever he calls you, it seems like he's yelling through the phone. 

He likes using caps lock like "HEY Y/N, WANNA FUCK TONIGHT??????" 

He's sending you random punk/rock music. And you have to listen and react to every single music, otherwise he's so pissed off. He is sharing his world with you, the less you can do is interact with him. 

He also loves sending some pics of what he's working on, because Kid likes to repare/custom some cars or motorbike. 

And last thing, I like the idea of Kid Pirates being a punk music band, so sure, Kid loves to send you some videos of him playing guitar. "My fingers are skilled in three things : music, crafting and fingering you all the fucking day long"

His phone is so damaged because he throws it every time he gets angry (like every two minutes).

Law

Your name/photo in his contacts: y/n-ya. With a cursed picture of you. Just to tease you with it. 

His wallpaper: nothing, just the random by default home screen. In his view, wallpapers are useless and pointless.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery: random pictures you took of him, emo memes, and boring stuff about medicine or basic hygiene rules for Luffy. And a guide to "how to stop screaming and how to control your anger: a guide for children" for Kid. 

His favorite emoji: 🖕🏻

Whenever you annoy him with a stupid joke or a prank you saw on TikTok, his immediate reaction is to block you. He's so annoyed, please, leave him alone. He is immediately aware that it is a prank. Luffy always does the same to him before you do.

He's never using capital, it's for the emo aesthetic, like 'I hate bread'. Nope. But ✨"i hate bread."✨, yeah, much better

And yes, he uses "." everytime, it's for the dark and tired emo aesthetic. 

He always leaves a group conversation as soon as you include him. Please, he's so pissed off by those kinds of things. 

He's able to leave your message seen for days. Just because he was busy and forgot about what you said. If you need an answer, sure, try to call him. He always keeps his phone in silent mode. 

He likes to send you cool articles that he reads. Especially about medicine, tattoos or nerd stuff like movies, books, games etc.

"wanna go to a date tattoo with me tomorrow?" 

That kind of question is clearly his love language

He enjoys teasing you with random photos of his tattooed fingers or chest. "I bet you miss these fingers." And yeah, he's clearing curling his fingers on the pic like he would do when they are inside you. He's really good at teasing you with photos. 

Kid and Luffy steal his phone whenever he's with them. So be ready to receive a lot of ugly pictures of Law (taken by the chaotic duo), middle fingers from Kid, and blurry meat pictures from Luffy. 

Poor Law deserves a break.

Sanji 

Your name/photos in his contacts : 💗💘🛐Mon Amour (my love)🛐💘💗 With the most beautiful picture of you. 

His wallpaper : a cute couple photo.

What kind of pictures are in his gallery : a lot of cooking videos or photos, you, aesthetic pic of the sky and a private album with some hot nudes that you sent to him.

His favorites emojis : 💘💗💖🛐💍🧎🌺🌸🌹🫦🥰😘🧑🏻‍🍳🍽🍷🥘 (yeah, Sanji LOVES emojis)

He's always texting you back. If he can't reply within a second, he won't open the text. Sanji, leaving his beautiful s/o with that awful "seen"? Never. 

All the mornings "good morning sweetheart 💘" and all the evenings "sleep well sweetheart, dream about me 💖"

He wants to take a cute and aesthetic pic of the both of you all the days. 

He bombards you with pictures of his cooking. It's cute, but also annoying because he can't help but send extra long texts. He describes every single action he did, along with recipes and tips. 

He enjoys seeing your outfit of the day. He can attempt to match his clothes to yours. 

Random "I love you 💖" and "if no one told you you were pretty today : you're the prettiest 🥰" 

He enjoys sending you cooking videos. "We should eat this tonight. What do you think? 🧑🏻‍🍳"

He's pretty good at sexting. He knows how to take aesthetic photo of his hands, back, or mouth. Not just an ugly dick pick (Kid, Zoro, I'm looking at you). And he also likes to leave you some message like.

I would sit you down on this table if you were with me right now. You know, the one in your kitchen where he had dinner with your parents yesterday? I would gently kiss your neck, fondle your chest, and slowly kneel between your legs until you shout my name. You would pull on my hair, begging me to keep going until you cum repeatedly on my face.  👅 "

And if you send him a nude, well, he's going to die from a nosebleed.

Rest in peace, Sanji. 

Zoro

Your name/photos in his contacts : "y/n". You pick a picture for him because Zoro and phones are not compatible.

His wallpaper : a cool katana

What kind of pictures in his gallery : gym selfies, katanas and alcohol (all with ugly quality)

His fav emojis : 👍🏻 and 😴 Like:

"hey Zoro, you're alright" 👍🏻

"Zoro, wanna hang out?" 😴

"Babe, what are you doing?" 😴

"… am i annoying you?" 👍🏻

He can responds to absolutely anything with those two emojis. 

Zero is so oblivious, so let's be honest: he is not good at using phones. Almost every day, he forgets his phone at home. And even if he didn't forget about it, it's probably on silent mode or just off.

He doesn’t know how to use the keyboard, so prepare yourself for coded-message like "o!. @= sp⛑t t🧹day???/!df🆎e !!"He can't even use the excuse "my cat walked on my keyboard", he just sucks with technology.

Your messages are often "seen ✔️" and that's all. Not because he wants to be mean, just... he didn't understand the concept of answering every text. He takes all of your messages as random information. Like "Hey, I'd love to see you tonight!". Well. OK. Message understood. That's all.

The only application he has on his phone is Google Maps. Even with it, he still gets lost. "Turn left." Without a doubt, he turns right. 

Once, he tried to please you with a dick pic. But the photo was just terrible: bad luminosity, an ugly close-up of his cock, blurred as fuck, and you can see the dirty tissue behind him.

He doesn't answer when you call him because he's either asleep or at the gym (or drunk).

Once, he also tried to send you a voice message, but it was just the sound of the wind. He forgot to talk closer to the microphone.

Sabo 

Your name/photos in his contacts : "my revolutionary 🎩💛". With a beautiful pic of your smiling face. 

His wallpaper : a symbol of revolution. 

What kind of pictures in his gallery : petition screenshots, his brothers, you, anti-capitalist memes and a private album with some hot pic of you (naughty Sabo)

His fav emojis : 🔥✨🖕🏻💛✊🏻😡😏😎🤩👉🏻👌🏻🫵🏻

Sabo is... complicate. Sometimes, he doesn't answer for WEEKS. And sometimes he's extra chatty. And when he's chatty well...

Sabo is always spamming you with petition links. "Save the dolphins", "save the monkeys", "fuck capitalism", "for the resignation of *insert random politician name*" 

"Hey sweetheart, manifestation tomorrow. See you there!! 🫵🏻" 

When it's not petitions, it's probably videos or articles. Sabo is a pure revolutionary. Be prepared to receive lengthy texts when he wants to fight for a cause. It's cute, honestly. He's really involved and passionate. 

"You, me, on a trip tomorrow?! 😏"

Sabo has a knack for surprising you with trips, so prepare yourself. This man craves adventure and surprises. He wants you to join his crazy journey. 

Sometimes, he's using proper grammar and punctuation, sometimes he's using a lot of !!!!!!!!??????? And caps lock. Especially when he's furious about something.  He makes a lot of typo errors because he's always in a rush while typing.

Let's fught  *figrt *fijkt *FUCK *LET'S FIGHT (and fuck)

He enjoys taking pictures of you unexpectedly because it makes you seem more natural. 

"So… sweetheart… we have a new roommate" with a cute pic of a dog/frog/duck/snail/whatever. Sabo has a kind heart. If he sees a wounded or abandoned animal, he feels obliged to adopt it.

And regarding spicy texts… 

Sabo is a kinky boy. So sure, he's thirsty when it comes to sexting/nudes. As a revolutionary, he is also very careful. He always asks you first before sending you nude or spicy texts. If you're willing, then prepare yourself.

A bunch of nudes. Since he's good with them, he won't display his dick in a weird and unattractive angle to you. He enjoys showing you his hands when he's wearing his gloves. Or a mirror photo of his back.

"I know you will scratch it when I'll fuck you tonight 😏"

You're not forced to send him nude or spicy texts back. He respects your boundaries without exception. And if you send him a photo anyway, he's also really nice. Always a comment like "your ass is soooooo good with this angle. I can't believe I'm that lucky 🥵" and if he wants to save a photo for his collection, he's always asking if it's okay with you.

"Sweetie, i have a new toy for you… 💛"

We all know what he's talking about. Naughty Sabo.

[velvetyvoyage]

Hey there li'l fella!

sypnosis: how some of the bsd charecters react to you (their lover or s/o or spouse or whateva) gifting them a silly lil pet.

includes: fyodor, nikolai, dazai, kunikida

a/n: i honestly should have stopped after fyodor and nikolai but oh well.

the following convo happens through text

->"Fedyaaaaaaaaa when r u coming home???"

"I'm pretty sure I'll be back late tonight. Why? Is there something wrong? or something you need me to get?"

"no no, i don need anything rn" "i just got you a lil something"

"oh? And what might that be?"

"no spoilers!"

"alright alright. I'll try come home as soon as i can"

"okieeeee" "get me ice cream on the way!"

"[insert ur fav ice cream/s]?"

"yep!"

the following happens in real time

-> you're kneeling down on the floor to admire the lil dark-grey furry friend with a white cotton hat in front of you when you hear someone opening the front door downstairs [don't ask me how ur able to hear a door opening downstairs, u just can. ok?]. assuming it's fyodor, you rush down the staircase.

"why are you awake at this hour?" he says, closing the freezer door.

"i was simply waiting for you" "come! i wanna show you something"

"alright, lead the way."

*Insert Time Skip*

"..." "soooooo, what do ya think?"

"Love, why'd you bring a rat into the house?" "says you" *insert a v big side eye from you to him*

"what's that supposed to mean?" "ohh nothing!"

"well... is this your pet now?" "our pet* " "guess what i named it?"

"what?" " i named him... Phyodor. p-h-y-o-d-o-r"

"Dear, doesn't that name ring a bell?" "oh what ever do you mean?" you say, very dramatically.

-> just stares at you like 🤨😐😑

-> "And what if i don't want to keep it?" "well, then I'll simply "donate" phyodor to a near by orphanage or something"

the both of you were on a stroll outside and decided to sit down on a bench in a near by park

-> "y/nnnnnnnnnnn watcha got there?"

"a dove" "it's so... pretty" you say. as you were feeding a flock of doves, one of them perched up on your lap.

"i wanna take it home"

"QUIZZZ TIMEEEE" he shrieks twirling around. "QUESTION 1: why do you, y/n l/n wanna take it home!?"

"because it's pretty and i wanna admire it every day? but... i can't take it home"

"interesting answer!" "QUESTION TWOOO: why can't you take it home? what is stopping you?"

"you." "HUHHHHH!?!?" "even if i want a pet bird, i know damn well that you will set it free and also i don't want to confine it between bars." you say with a perseptive look on your face. "besides i don't really need a pet"

"ohh? why so" "cuz i have you to take care of?" *dramatic gasp* *flabbergasted*

"I! am not a pet!" "but i still have to take care of you" "hmp!" he says as he puffs his cheeks, shuts his eyes and turns his head the other side. (ur looking north (at the birdies), he's facing east)

"why would i admire a mere bird when i could admire you instead" you murmured, a pleasant smile playing on your face.

"what was that?" "oh nothing"

-> why? just why would you give him a pet to take care of? he's one himself and you know it.

-> the poor thing... :(((

-> whatever the animal is, it'd probably take care of him instead.

*cough* @🍣 *cough*

-> does he really need a pet? like cmon?

-> also if you're in a relationship with him, no matter how responsible or independent you are, he'd have to take care of you too.

-> goldfish. he'd have a goldfish

-> it's the most fitting tbh

-> it'd just be minding it's own business in its lil fish tank unlike a certain mackerel.

the pics at the start were only for aesthetic (which failed but oh well) and is not at all relevant to the post.

[vampiresareqt]

WHY Iñaki HAS BEEN Luffy SINCE THE BEGINNING!!!

A summarised history of Iñaki Godoy Jasso and his parallels to Monkey D. Luffy

I'm sure Iñaki tried to keep his composure so hard. (Our Cry Baby) But on his way home he broke down in tears and laughter (Such a Joyful boy)

Just to make this video even stronger; Iñaki's goals as a child were to make people laugh and to use his genuine smile to make others smile. He CRAVES freedom too!

And at one point he even wanted to become a competitive eater, 'cause HE LOVES FOOD!

REACHING HIS GOALS

Source: [x]

How much did he want to reach his goals? He was once bailed on by one of his partners in a play where he had the role of the mischievously grinning Cheshire Cat (Also fitting wtf) He was like 8???

And while he was panicking at first, he improvised his way out of it, saw the smiles and laughter of the crowd and DID NOT WANT TO GIVE UP. He felt the freedom of acting and expression and the joy of seeing people laugh. He literally said he wanted to continue acting CAUSE OF FREEDOM!!!

He later pursued comedy, 'cause of his love of cheering people up...

If you don't really remember the significance of "freedom" when it comes to Luffy,

"Sometimes, an honest smile is more than enough."

He values smiling and making others smile. And just like Iñaki, one of Luffy's key assets is his wide smile! So when Iñaki did his research on Luffy he didn't want to make it too complicated at first. He narrowed him down to that smile we love and aimed to perfect it. And of course, as the smiley person he is it came naturally.

This also kinda parallels Luffy's "Don't care about the story, just get me to do something." mindset. In this case, Iñaki going for an audition kind of blind, then simplifying Luffy's character and then building on it with 100% determination is so reminiscent of our boy. He ended up appreciating and admiring Oda-Sensei so much after getting involved. And making him laugh came naturally to him as well.

Helping people is important!

He loves doing charity things. Especially knowing his little sister endured a lot of hardships, he as a young child did a campaign against bullying and to raise awareness... "The Jasso-Godoy Family are the group leaders of CAP Grupo Mexico in Mexico City, Mexico and their own non-profit!!!"

"Mia is beautiful the way she is. Any way she is, I'd still love her. If there is someone at school... or anywhere, be nice to them, okay? I am her brother."

Watch the heartwarming video below!

He is very flexible in ways he can do so many things, versatility, but also physically, he loves jumping around and doing tricks and even when he gets hurt he smiles, cause he learned from it and had fun...

In this video he is introducing himself and talking about his versatility. Saying "Whatever you want me to do, I'll be at your service." So if you have goals in your movie or show, he will do his utmost best to make it a reality.

Hope I translated it correctly...

Always a Pirate

He has also always had something with the sea and pirates... Foreshadowing

In the same TikTok he was talking about his mischief he showed us a pic of him as a kid, where he is wearing a pirate themed Spongebob T-Shirt. EVEN THE POSE IS VERY LUFFY!

In one of his Insta posts, while he was on his 80 day trip around the Caribbean he posted an even older pic of him and his sister Mia WEARING PIRATE OUTFITS.

I immediately said he bares a striking resemblance to young Luffy smiling.

UNCANNY!!!

So in the end...

Even without mentioning any of these childhood things Iñaki experienced before finding One Piece. Just that short audition clip made Oda laugh instantly and overwhelmed Oda with Luffy vibes. JUST FROM IÑAKI'S GENUINE ENERGY!!!!!

So people saying Oda's Haki predicted Iñaki is like... I could kinda believe that. Or maybe the reason why the Live Action did not start production till about 4 years later, is because we had to wait for Iñaki to grow up to the same age as Luffy, 17, for Oda to meet the person who best represents his beloved main character.

[hopefultigress]

SHOWER WITH GREEK GOD

Pairing: min yoongi x reader

Genre: au, smut, established relationship

Word count: 9k

Summary: boring party- drunk y/n- coming home to yoongi showering- making out in the shower.

P.s: trust me my writing has much more details than this summary :D after ages i finally wrote a smut because yoongi posted pov worthy pics on insta, and also my sister couldn't stop forcing me ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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Despite him telling you not to go to that party of your toxic friends you still go, to show them how well off you are now with a diploma in veterinarian and part-time at an adoption center preparing to do a degree in veterinarian. After all the feeling proud moment you start to hate that party real bad. You keep on drinking shots over shorts just to survive in that toxic environment. Before you know it you were drunk and the first thing you did was calling yoongi, as it was Saturday night yoongi was working late but he could still spare some time for your drunk call.

"YoOngi MaRrY mE"

You could hear the chuckle on the other side.

"nO No doN't sHow Me thAt guMmy bEar sMile"

"Kitty, you're drunk" him in a raspy voice.

"I am busy rn I'll send some of my men to pick you up"

In no time Yoongi's most trusted men were at the bar. "Ma'am we need to go"

"ShUt Up i WanNa mArry yoOngi RIGHT NOW..!"

So they just pick you up and put you in the car.

One guard to another, "careful i don't wanna lose my job, uk how important she is to the boss"

By the time you are in the car babbling, yoongi reaches home and starts to freshen up.

You reach home like a mess wanting yoongi desperately. You go to the bathroom to wash your face and see him.

You are too drunk to make out whether it's real or not. So you bang the glass.

"Hi sweety you're home, i missed you. I told you not to go to that boring party, i knew you would come home like this"

But all those words were gibberish to you... all you could see and hear was a 29 year old hot man showering with his long black hair which did no mercy on making you wet.

He wraps a towel on his waist so that you can focus on his face and came out of the shower to check up on you.

"So how was the party, did you have fun. Were you able to meet your friends?"

Your mind is playing unholy and while dancing to its rhythm you slow blink your eyes and all you could see were wet luscious lips moving up and down, you desperately want that movement against your lips so you lean in and claim what's yours.

When your lips meet his, you forget about the evening all together and you realize that all you ever wanted was his lips on yours, he pulls you closer by the waist and your hands are now in his damped long raven hair. He slides his hands under your clothes, unhooking your thongs.

You undress yourself like a good girl you are, he guides you to the shower area, by the time he adjusts the water temperature you swirl his waist towel outside the shower, "we don't need that here"-- and that exact time the water hits you.

Being with Yoongi under the same shower, feeling the warmth of water while your bare skin touches the Greek god skin makes you want him even more. Seeing water dripping down that dove skin makes you drip.

The sight of naked Yoongi leaning in and kissing you is something everyone dreams of, you suck on his lower lip-- him slightly biting it and leaving his marks as always.

You could feel how hard he is– slowly poking you around your sensitives, making you wet.

He trails one of his wet veiny hand down to your shoulder reaching you breasts, he swirls around it while each vein of his hand moves along it, giving it a little squeeze he moves down to your cervix, making little circles around your wet area.

"More than the water you seems wet to me, now be a good kitty and spread it for me"

"Can we skip the teasing part and get to business"

Him while rubbing your vulva, " just a little longer babe- i like to see you desperate for me."

After a cocky comment he slides one of his veiny finger inside you- moving it in circular motion around your walls to touch each area of it. Which makes you moan in pleasure and desperation. "You're such a tease"

But that's the thing you love about him. He just don't wanna make you feel his cock inside you, but also makes you feel loved by exploring each part of your body– by wanting to touch every corner of your body with those veiny hands of his.

Soon he shoves two of his fingers trying to reach the spot. Your head hits the wall and your eyes close in pleasure as he keeps pushing those fingers upward at a rapid pace.

It's twitching your lower tummy, you're in pain but the pleasure is soo muchh that it just overpowers it and makes you feel the pleasure pain feeling which you love.

"Don't worry kitty i am gonna clean you up as well after i make a mess out of you"

He says this every time but you never get bored of it, instead it sends butterflies down to your lower tummy.

"If your pretty little games are over then can i get what i want?"

"You have to ask for it"

You roll your eyes back, "fine.! I need you inside me right now"

"That's like a good kitty"

He moves forward to meet his lips to yours, making each corner of it red– slowly slides his head down to your neck, leaving wet bites and kisses to claim you at the same time pulling you closer to him by the waist, he positions himself between your thighs and rubbing himself against you.

"For God sake fuck me min yoongi"

You feel his smirk on your neck, and before you know it he shoves his manhood inside you. I swear that was the loudest moan of the night. Him being inside you drives you crazy and you can't get enough of it.

As the shower water hits, his long damped hair keeps coming in his face so he pushes them back with his wet veinful arm while thrusting harder into you.

His only purpose to push his hair back was to kiss you. You love the feeling of him kissing you while being deep inside you.

Like a little the Dora the explorer he moves towards your nipples again, swirling his tongue around it, sucking and pulling it until he likes to hear your moans.

He looks up to you, trying to make a photographic memory of gorgeous lady standing right in front of him– loving the feeling of being deep inside you, going in and out

"Faster"

He increases his pace on one command coz no matter how dominant he is, there's no way he's ain't listening to your demands.

Things start to heat up and your bosoms move everywhere with every rapid thrust in your cunt.

He puts his hands on both sides of your waist going faster. You grunt from his fingers seeping into your skin harder and harder. "Damn kitty you're sooo soft" he says lowering his lips on the side of your neck sucking. "Fuck" you say as your right hand finds his neck. You feel yourself build into your climax. You moan out loud feeling your climax coming. He pulls back and looks at you begging for dear life. "Cum for me baby" he says while coming out of you, looking deep in your eyes.

You both wash away the deeds you both did.

"And now it's time for you bath baby"

"Like an actual baby"

he takes some body wash and massage it all over you touching and rubbing every skin on you body to make is crystal clean as promised.

He grabs a towel and ruffles it in you hair before wrapping it around you. Water was still dripping from his long damped hair, naked messed up yoongi standing in front of you– caring for you– loving every ich of you. What more could you ask from life.

You walk out of the bathroom, while you search for his hoodie in the cupboard to wear you see the reflection of half naked Yoongi ruffling his long damped hair in the mirror and even after a hot shower it sends butterflies to you.

Without any delay you snatch that towel from his hand and ruffle those beautiful hairs, it was a dream come true moment for you thus your eyes sprakles as you do it and Yoongi being a total husband material just couldn't stop staring into your eyes with that gummy bear smile on his face.

You have reached the end >_< i hope i am free from all the alligations now! (This note was for my sister •-•)

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Reading Blue Beetle (2006) again <3

This time my thoughts while reading issues from 7 to 8 !! 🪲

(spoilers under the cut as usual ajsj)

Me when I exist (I love this shit):

+ FIELD TRIP WITH THE FAM LET'S GOOO!!

+ Jaime I love you (he's me I'm him) (how old was he during this? We might even be the same age 😌)

ALSO BRENDA IS HEREEEE!!!! HIII BRENDA 💘💕💗💞

+ Right in the old sibling issues ✋😔😭 HE ALSO CALLED HER MUNCHKIN ON THE NEXT PANEL NOBODY TOUCH ME 😭😭😭 (I promise I'm a serious person and I'll write about their relationship in deep but I'm just a silly guy rn)

+ Peacemaker is back HE'S BACK??!! Good explanation on who Peacemaker is bug guy 👍

+ BOOSTER GOLD MENTION❗❗

+ Quick kit kat but I love that all of Jaime's family and close friends know about him idk how to express it but seeing a superhero be supported by his loved ones feels so good and refreshing (besides they're all super cool and intelligent and practical)

+ Me when Batsy appears: *starts laughing with no reason*

Also this panels

Then Jaime's mom going "well if Superman asked you"

+ THE SAME TECHNOLOGY OF THE SCARAB???!!!! HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT—

+ I love when the panels are like half Jaime half Blue Beetle, so sick man

+ "Blow it up" is a good tip I believe.

But also what? 🧍🏻 Can someone please explain to me what Dinah said about Ollie being upset and the poverty thing, please? :d

+ "I just want to go home" bro my sweet bug guy, I'm so sorry (JL better hide now, y'all had dared to bring Jaime into all this, now suffer the consequences)

+ NONONONONONONONNONOOOO 😭😭 pleaseplease see him see him please c'mon 😭😭😭

+ "You're heroes! Don't leave me alone!" Nobody fucking noticed? Asshats I'm gonna fucking fistfight everyone

+ STOP THIS SHIT😭😭 My bug guy I love you I'm sorry (Mili thank you I love you too <3)

Bro I swear parted panels between Jaime and the Blue Beetle fucking rule like I can fucking see him see everything again, I mean his eyes look like they do, see everything happening over and over.

+ "Dessert air" Yeah, me too Paco, me too ✋😔 (that better be a friendly hug, I don't wanna get paranoid with this but PLEASE)

+ ROAD TRIP!!!! HELL YEAAAH!!! Brenda and Jaime bickering 🫶 (Brenda kick his ass <3)

+ BAHDHSJAJS PEACEMAKER IS ON BABYSITTING DUTY RN 😌

+ Has Peacemaker just called Brenda 'Red' *has Max and Eddie flashbacks* nvm

+ FIRST SHE CALLED HER AUNT HER PARENT I'M CRYING SOMEONE GET ME OUT THE DESSERT ❗❗ ALSO LOOK AT HER SHE'S SO COOL AND SO PRETTY (I'm in love)

+ He's kinda right bug guy... (And lmao not them talking about La Dama being Brenda's aunt literally two steps away from her AVDJWNKDJS)

+ Peacemaker guy is called Dan Garett (someone give context or sum please, where does he come from (comic recs?) I think I'm gonna call him Danny 👍

+ OH MY FUCKING GODS NOT THIS CHEAP POLYPHEMUS GUY AGAIN 😭😭😭😭😭 *screams into the void*

+ Bro AGDJSHJAJ Cinetico laughing at Paco for failing Spanish is real life footage of me and my best friend (Also Spanglish is what my class speaks on English time basically so)

+ Man my exact thoughts on everything (also Mili is my lil sis Istg she's the same😭)

+ So Dan is the first Blue Beetle granddaughter or sum like that okay cool(?) (not me fucking thinking it was Peacemaker lmaoo 😭😭😭)

(Brenda I love you but why GAKDBWJS)

+ Mitchell. Mitchell.

+ I'm going to collect silly Brendas on my journey through Blue Beetle issues (I can't put too much pics in just a post so I'll share her once I got a few <3)

+ Dio live reaction:

+ ARMAGGEDON?

+ "My mother didn't raise me like that. It's wrong." Okay. Okay. I'm more of a Red Hood way of thinking instead of Batsy. But I guess Jaime has his point, I respect that and I kinda love that that's his thing, like, I need to be like him and feel all the rage in a different way, to feel kinder ( love you bug guy <3)

+ Lmaooo at least they take care of the town at he end

+ Bugnuts, she said bugnuts— *wheezes*

+ Yeah, I need to hear Peacemaker's story too 👍

[gothmessi]

EVIDENCE

you can see they both have one side of their face who has been affected, my grandpa had a stroke and only has vision in one eye, the one he can open the most, he's paralyzed in one side of the body and can't walk or do his necesites without help, that's why I'm there, I clean after him, help him take some steps, wash his hands and face, my uncle comes home sometimes to bathe him. and my grandma has eyesight problems as well, she has one side of her face that has been affected for bad meds that she took when she couldn't afford new ones, I help her walk and cook, she has to feed 3 young girls who live with them because their father left them (I won't post their faces since they are underage), so I wash their clothes and try to keep them in good shape but we can't afford some stuff, the government gifts us 8 liters of milk every month and since they are both older than 65 the government also gives them money than can barely cover electricity and running water, sometimes they get free meds, sometimes they don't, ofc we can't afford physiotherapy for any of them but they need it very badly.

yes it's true I used the donation money to that wheelchair you see folded there, it was 2,600 mxn bc we can't afford a new one, on the table you can see lotions that they need, they were also bought with the donation money. and that's where my grandma of 81 years sleeps, my grandpa sleeps in the bed because he needs more space to move and that chair you see is where I sleep there when I take care of them, you can even see my blankets, I'm always waiting for something to happen, I wake up every hour to see if they need to go to the bathroom or take water.

that´s the bathroom, as you can see we only have 3 toilet paper, some shampoo and toothpaste, that´s all they have until next month. I don´t want to post their kitchen cause they have so many pots but so little food, all they have is rice, beans, some cereal and tortillas.

here is my bank account, I have 9 mxn to my name and I have the movements when I retired the 2,600 mxn to buy the wheelchair, they didn't gave us a receipt because we bought it from the son of an old woman who passed in the neighborhood. it also shows the last movement, 5 dollars I received from a donation on paypal, I have received another 40 dollars but they won't show on my account at least for another 4-5 days.

and yes I used the donation money for college, here are the receipts, I covered some information for my own security, you can see how the amounts are the same because that was paid, I got the payment receipt on august 14th, that covers august and september. the rest of the donation money was used to buy food and bus tickets in those two months, I really appreciate everyone who donated cause you all kept me alive for more than 2 months.

and this is why I keep asking for help, because I don't want my grandpa to be sad, hungry or in pain in his last days, that´s why I can't get a job and G-d knows I want one and need one, I don't want them to die alone, I´m a very good worker, I cleaned houses, sold clothes on the street, cleaned the poop of cows, cleaned stables, washed the clothes of other people, worked in construction, I'll do anything, clean anything, just can't right now and I have to pay my college tuition. they keep sending me emails about giving me a last chance at paying, $1,840 mxn for october and november and another $1,840 mxn for december, also the same amount for january. so yeah I think this is about it, ofc I don't want people to think I'm a scam cause I really need the help and I feel ashamed to ask for help but I feel like I won't make it out alone. thank you for reading, might delete some pics cause I also feel ashamed of posting my grandparents, their house and my uni things but I understand if some people need to see that to believe me and donate.

[trashmuis]

I had SUCH a good time this weekend!!!!

This was my first ever horror convention, and I left SO happy!!!

Bill Moseley was sooo chill and so nice! I can't believe I actually got to meet him and pose with him and get a selfie and an 2 autographs! I got a signed Chop Top headshot personalized for me, plus I got a Cornbugs CD (Celebrity Psychos) signed, and a selfie with him holding it <3 !!

it was pretty cool because he couldn't get the plastic off of the CD case so he pulled out a pocket knife with a dramatic flourish and sliced it open, but he accidentally cut into the case but I was like "no that's fine thank u omg" so I have a slightly knife-cut version of the CD case i guess, with his name on the CD itself and honestly I'm happy about it. for the photo, he asked me my name and shook my hand and was really kind, and he asked what i wanted for the quote and i just. i panicked. i froze. i forgot every line of dialog in the movie. i said "um there are too many, uh, i don't know um-" and then he proceeded to rattle off like every quote at me in the voice with the intonation and- that was. that was great. i settled with the classic "lick my plate, you dog dick" line bc it's iconic and also feels like he is insulting me with his quote on the picture which is just too goddamn funny to pass up.

Bill Johnson was a sweetheart and it just was obvious. like i can tell even from his demeanor that he was so patient and kind. i got a headshot of Leatherface signed (which goddamn he has beautiful handwriting and it was amazing to watch him make sure it looked as good as possible) and I also got a selfie with him too :D !!

I bought a crap ton of stuff and WON the silent auction being held in the main autograph room, so even if I never meet Edwin Neal (I hope one day....) I DO have an autograph from him that I got from that! It's a picture of the hitchhiker cutting himself and it's signed by him, and it's verified and that's so dope

I wore my costume all day on Saturday, and got some professional pics with both Bills, all in costume. So. That was cool! I got some photos with other people, and my costume is probably floating around there somewhere on Facebook, according to one guy. But. That's ok. I'm basically unrecognizable in that outfit lmao

Bill Moseley complimented my Chop Top costume tho at the photoshoot, and then again when he was leaving! That was great

That night, I went to see the TCM2 showing with live commentary and it basically was just watching the movie with Bill Moseley and Tom Morga. Bill just drank a Dr. Pepper (I know because he declared that before the movie started) and ate popcorn and kind of laughed at parts, and gave a few facts I wasn't aware of, and Tom mostly bounced off of Bill. some of these details are in the tags of my other posts but i do mean it when I say, it is incredible to be in an actual full-sized theater watching The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 and hearing Bill Moseley chuckle at the movie every now and then

and then in the morning today, I went around for the last time, bought a few more Leatherface items, and sadly had to go home

but I ABSOLUTELY want to go to a horror convention again, and if I get the opportunity to meet Bill Moseley again I probably will and I'll gift him something next time bc I just. I want to. I wasn't expecting Bill Johnson to be there tbh (it was much more last minute on the website?) but if I see him again too, I'll do the same :)

[jamlocked]

For the Writers Truth & Dare Ask Game

🍓 🥑🥤🧃🍄🍬🔪🌸

(SORRY COULD NOT DECIDE)

🍓 ⇢ how did you get into writing fanfiction? 

WELL. It happened because I found out I was shit at writing. I'd been abroad for three months and it was mental (not really in a good way) and I was like, 'this is the book I've been wanting to write'. So I came home and started to write it and, dear God, it was terrible. Not too long after that I discovered fandom and saw some fan fiction for the first time. And some of it was SO GOOD, which I wasn't aware could be possible with fanfic (lol, right?) So I got absorbed in that and one day thought, 'well, maybe I should try because I already know these characters and it'll be good practice so I can learn to write my own stuff well'.

Guess what, it was.

🥑 ⇢ you accidentally killed somebody, which mutual(s) do you text for help?

@lvsifer You mate, obviously. Pfft, as if that were even in question. <3 (Though I question the word 'help'. Help me commit the murder? Yes, of course.)

(...thinking further, I also question the word 'accientally' in this scenario, particularly if @lvsifer was there with me, which he would be.)

🥤 ⇢ recommend an author or fanfic you love

There are so many I could choose but I'm going to go with Sforzando simply because it's open in a tab right now so I can start another re-read, and that says it all really. I would link another one from an old fandom as well because it was beyond stunning and broke my entire soul a few years ago, but I can't remember the full name to link it.

  🧃 ⇢ share some personal lore you never posted about before

My own personal lore? Hmm. Can't remember what I have and haven't posted about. I'll go with my one severe phobia, which is shipwrecks. And that's all I'm going to say about it otherwise I'll start thinking about them and that is Unpleasant.

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

When Jim was a teenager he spent a long time debating whether to introduce himself to Sherlock. He didn't because he was scared, both of rejection and of it not living up to what he dreamed about. It's the only time he's ever really felt fear and he hates that he caved into it, given how Sherlock wasted years of his life on drugs and then became mostly ordinary.

I guess that's not really a pairing thing. So...in a world where Jim and Sherlock date or spend time together domestically, they frequently fight over food. Jim doesn't care about it but people have to eat, so he's going to eat well. Sherlock's diet of takeaways and beans on toast is unbearable. In the end, he forces Sherlock to learn to cook (by telling him it's entirely beyond his talents and 'yes, this is the most basic reverse psychology darling, but also, it's completely true') and Sherlock is so annoyed at not being able to tell what he means he becomes an amazing chef. And enjoys it. It's basically chemistry when it comes down to it.

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Sherlock was never and will never be in love with John. Or Molly.

🔪 ⇢ what's the weirdest topic you researched for a writing project?

I mean, there's a long list. Wind speeds over coastal Mexico? Wheel widths of early 19th century French carts? The political system of Bulgaria was quite interesting.

🌸 ⇢ do you have any pets? if you do, post some pictures of them

...mate, if you wanted to see pics of Coco you could have just WhatsApp'd me. :D

THIS IS COCO, ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL.

<3 <3 <3

[underworld-park-offical]

CRAIG: Anyways, Spiriiiiit what's your name?

TOLKIEN: …. No

TOLKIEN: Fuck you mean NO??? 

KENNY: Wow Clyde, nice, you scared off the ghost.

KYLE: Probably because he shat himself everywhere

CLYDE: SHUT UP YOU KNOW I HAVE IBS

TOLKIEN: Yeah, he has IBS leave him alone

TOLKIEN: At least he washes his hands

KYLE: …… sure buddy, sure.

TOLKIEN: Whatever…. He may be a walking shitsack, but he's MY walking shitsack

CLYDE: STOPPPP I'M GONNA CRYYYY

KENNY: By the way, Ghost says cuz

STAN: Like… as in just cuz or cousin?

KENNY: “just cuz” you dumbass

CRAIG: I was about to say, Sweet Home Alabama

CRAIG: Tell me you are from Colorado without telling me you're from Colorado

TOLKIEN: Can I strangle him? Can I strangle him, please?

CRAIG: Fine but do you want to strangle me or double it and give it to the next person?

TOLKIEN: I swear to god Craig

CRAIG: lmao hey spirit or demon or something, if you do something funny I'll post it to every social media I have and it’ll get like,

CRAIG: millions of views

CRAIG: Please I will give creds in the description

CLYDE: NOOOO PLEASE I WILL SHIT MYSELF AGAIN

KYLE: You said that like, Fifty Times already.

CLYDE:WAHGYHFIKYJDIYFOUGUUJULUJGBLUWATERMELONUGKYHFMKYFILMTYFLTDLUFY

CRAIG: LMAO not you saying watermelon

CRAIG: Omg it's like that one TikTok sound

CRAIG: Watermelon sugar high…. watermelon sugar hi…. watermelon sugar hiii..

TOLKIEN: Kill him. Kill him right now ghost

CRAIG: You can't kill me, oim ‘arry stoyles…

KENNY: Guys shhhh

KENNY: The door opened

KENNY: Wait wait wait how did it open???

STAN: IT'S THE FUCKING FBI WERE GONNA DIE IT'S THE FEDS

KYLE: ….No…. I think that's just the wind….you dumbass

STAN: WIND INDOORS??? BULLSHIT!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE 

KENNY: Unless the wind came from Clyde haha

CLYDE: OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN!!!!

CRAIG: Hold on let me take a pic of this

JIMMY: R-r-r-read the r-r-room, Craig

CRAIG: The room can wait, I need to do a status update

CRAIG: Omg that rhymed

CRAIG: Guys I'm literally Eminem

JIMMY: Th-th-this is n-n-n-not the t-t-t-time to b-b-be on the g-g-gram, we-we-were ab-b-b-bout to d-die

CRAIG: At least I'm slaying rn

CRAIG: You hoes is ugly

TOLKIEN: Gayest shit I’ve ever heard

CRAIG: Don’t talk to me when I get 1 million

CRAIG: ...

CRAIG: Ew this photos fugly

CRAIG: I'm deleting this shit omfg

CRAIG: It's not giving

KYLE: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

KYLE: WAIT YOU DUMB DUNKIN DONUTS LOVING HOT CHEETO CRUNCHING FAKE NAIL CLICKING BASIC ASS BITCH

CRAIG: OMFG GOD NOT YOU INTERRUPTING ME DELETING A PIC

CRAIG: WTF DO YOU WANT??

KYLE: See that glitchy shit on your phone?

CRAIG: Yeah, that's why I'm deleting this fugly asf photo

CRAIG: It's the stupidity for me.

KYLE: That's probably the ghost

KYLE: Haven’t you seen like

KYLE: ANY movies?

CRAIG: Only like

CRAIG: Whats popular

CRAIG: Like Kissing Booth and Tall Girl

KYLE: ….You know what?

KYLE: I'm out

KYLE: I can't handle being around your two cent Charli D'amelio ass anymore

KYLE: You guys can get haunted without me

KYLE: I’m officially, OUT

(EDITS MADE BY @pissblanket and @zemoleinyourtrashcan

[thoughtsforsoob]

hi! can i request a txt matchup please?

i'm a 4'11 female with long black hair and dark brown eyes. being comfortable in my body has been a journey tbh but i'm really liking my smile recently: i have a smattering of dimples on my cheeks which i feel makes me stand out! i have horrible eyesight so i wear thick glasses (this year it's been round purple ones). my style is usually pretty casual (comfy over any other aesthetic haha) but occasionally i'll put on a cuter outfit if i'm going out with a friend or have another more formal event.

i'd consider myself an ambivert because i love making friends, but am often the quietest person in the group. i try my best to be kind and empathetic towards everyone (which can lead to me becoming more of a doormat than i'd like haha). i can be a sensitive soul and really appreciate the people in my life that take the time to listen to me and talk through things that make me emotional.

i'm a huge writer and reader and am looking at ways to pursue that in the professional world. i listen to a lot of music all the time (kpop, western singer-songwriters, and indie/alt pop are my go-tos!). i got into scrapbooking and bracelet-making last year so i have a lot of those materials lying around. i love connecting with people online and in person: sometimes not the best at responding but i think of so many people fondly anyway :)

hopefully that's enough info to be helpful. congrats on 200 followers and thanks for doing this! <3

a/n: thank you for sending in a request, anon! hopefully this will be up to your expectations! I also want to apologize for this taking me so long to release. I have no no creativity lately and have kind been forcing myself to post but hopefully the writers block goes away soon! anyways, please enjoy and feel free to request anything you'd like in the future :D

I match you with...taehyun!!

hehe I know the photos are not a matching set or anything but I love these pics of him :(

I feel like your personalities are both similar but different enough for you two to not get bored of one another.

I think one of his favorite things about you would be your creativity. He loves that you enjoy things like writing and reading and just overall, having creative hobbies and interest.

He finds it really sweet when you create anything for him (he would be hinting at you making a bracelet for him and when you finally do it, he feels like crying but holds back)

he loves hand made gifts because to him, they have more meaning than anything that could be bought because you put time and effort into it.

besides that, I also think he finds it so cute that you're as small as you are

he also thinks your glasses are quite cute, even if they are thick

I feel like he's really good are reading your emotions so since he knows your an obvert, he will immediately be able to tell if you're excited to be in a social setting or if you're forcing yourself

he, in my opinion, is the same way. He likes to be around other but not for extended periods of time.

I feel like he is someone that doesn't show his emotions often but when he does, chances are it's going to be with you around

you make him feel safe but he would never express that out loud

he's just so happy he has someone to tease and send silly selfies to

I think he would also be empowered by your ambition to pursue anything create and have your own occupation

he needs someone that can be depended but also not too dependent to where they detach and he finds that in you

he loves hearing about your hobbies and your most recent work

he makes sure you're taking care of yourself and shows you all of the reasons that he loves you

he can be quite the romantic so prepare for baths, fancy dinners (or take out at home with a movie), picnics, etc...

(I hope you enjoyed this, anon!)

[ninalove616]

Starting a Pokespe challenge (May 1st 2024)

•So, basically, I started reading the Pokespe manga last month and last week I decided to give it a shot and attempt to challenge myself to something. As you might know (if you've read the manga yourself, course) they usually give us the natures and characteristics of the protagonists' Pokémon and, well, let's just say that I'll be searching for them as faithfully as possible to their manga canon! My target will be Ruby (mostly because Sapphire's torchic is a female and I don't like to suffer that much) on Pokémon Alpha Sapphire cuz I felt like playing it again after reading ORAS arc. I'm a shiny hunter so I kinda have the experience with trial and error when it comes to Pokémon RNG so it's not that new to me. So, let's begin with today's updates.

•I started this challenge on Friday (April 26th), and since then, I've been resetting for a Male Relaxed Mudkip that likes to relax. Let's just say that it was a damn pain, the resets took a while given that I had to skip all the dialogues from the professor every single time, yesterday I had the brilliant idea to change my 2DS' date to match that of Ruby's birthday because that's when he got Mumu and, today, I open my 2DS, do one reset and low and behold:

Mumu acquired!

This was definitely a moment to commemorate ngl. Anyways, I used a small strategy, I'm not sure if it helped or not but basically I instantly soft reseted any Mudkip that had 20Hp given that, from what I understood from Bulbapedia, the characteristic "likes to relax" derivatives from a Pokémon's highest IV being Hp and having a specific number. So yeah, Mumu's home!

•Next step was going Ralts hunting thanks to its ability Synchronize, which will help me a tons given that it makes finding a certain ability much easier. I'm still missing a Naive one for Kiki but the others are home.

•Next step was getting Rara which, honestly, could've taking a lot longer than what it did

Rara acquired!

(and I'm out of pokeballs and money)

Anyways, now the only thing left to do is to progress the game because I have no money left yay. Time to go visit my dad that doesn't care about his family I guess :D

And he immediately puts me on babysitting (jk) duty just to not connect with his son

Wally's music is kind of a banger ngl. I honestly dunno why they would put the catching tutorial here cuz there was plenty of time for you to decipher it by yourself.

Ur kinda late to the party, friend. Online service is no more!

After beating random children I finally got enough money to buy some pokeballs I decided to search for the last Ralts I needed, took me a while but finally he decided to pop up!

I still had a few pokeballs left and I was on the right route to find Nana, which I did quite easily, literally the first one I found after the previous mentioned Ralts

Nana acquired!

(and my wallet is still in a critical condition)

Only Feefee, Kiki and Fofo left!

Well, Tumblr doesn't allow me to post more pics so I guess I'll leave the rest for part two! I guess I'll call this "Ruby team challenge" kind of a self explanatory name.

[solarcas]

hiii solar! happy birthday to thee tag writer I'm obsessed with. also very talented and sweet person ❤️ I know you like traditional drawing so I made you a lil smth just now at work (ignore the shitty pic quality it's dark and my phone isn't the best) I hope I'll have time to do smth more intricate at home

lots of love 🌈

LANA. LANA WHAT IF I CRIED RN

HII for the love of god hello!!!! Thank you so much for your words!!! The "thee tag writer" had me on the floor already when I saw the preview in my inbox. Lana what if I cried. What if I put that on my CV actually 🥲😭💕💕

Honestly when I included the part abt traditional art in my celebration post I didn't think anyone would go that far for an extra wish, but I'm SO GLAD YOU DID BC THIS IS SO DAMN GOOD HELLO??? IT'S HIM IT'S CAS he's showing of his wings and halo and many eyes and he's GORGEOUS- I honestly just love the way you work w lines and the fact that's it's just as incredible on paper as it is in your digital art?? You are absolutely insane. AND THE SUN HALO don't get me started on the sun halo!!! Soo many ppl combined the sun imagery w the trueform prompt (including myself fhdkfhfk) and I love to see it!!!! Idk if you did that on purpose, but w the pink halo and the yellow beams of light on white paper, it's kind of giving me birthday cake vibes?? Like 🎂 candles on a whit cakes w pink icing on the edge does that make any sense or is it just me dgdkdgfkfhfk anyway I'm choosing to believe that was on purpose and that he is for me to eat thanks fhfkfhfkf 💞💞💞☀️😇

Aaahhhh screw you for just sending this as an ask and not posting it, now I cant just yell in the privacy of the tags, now everyone has to see my yelling :D <33

I love him and I love you, thank you so much for this and have an amazing day!!! <333

[lez-1vy]

❥ Bonten's Holy Trinity with a S/o Who always looks unbothered.

Little note: I'm Finally Back after a few months (?) :'D, I'm still nervous about Writing but I'll try my best! I'm sorry if the Characters I do Act Ooc :'), here's a Post to Apologize for the hold up<3

Ran Haitani

Ran is Mostly sometimes Concerned if You actually Show emotions other than being unbothered, But he's happy with whatever emotions you have, [P.s Rindou Likes having you around both of you just make fun of Ran] One day He's at Home with Rindou. They are both having some brotherly talk that Until You came in with an Angered face, Holding his Baton.

"Woah woah,There Angel. What's wrong?" The older Haitani Asked,You Looked at him, "You ate My Chocolate." Is all you answered and Ran remembered he did ate some chocolate, He thought It was Rindou's. "Oop- and I'm out, Bye Aniki." The younger Haitani said and walked out.

When The Younger Haitani went out, Leaving his brother in your mercy. You,Who is about to Hit your Boyfriend with his Own Weapon Just paused seeing his Amused expression. "What?" You asked, "You showed Emotion My Princess! and don't worry I'll buy you more chocolate <3" He said Hugging you.

Other than that,He noted to himself Not to piss you off or make you mad. So When Rindou came back,Ran told him everything as His younger brother laughed his ass off.

Rindou Haitani

Rindou is Unbothered himself so He dosen't mind you being Unbothered or anything really,All he knows is that He loves you very much no matter what,or anything.Ran his older brother is just impressed on how His little brother got a Girlfriend before him,But He approves, Seeing how Happy his little brother is [He sees you as a Little Sister too.]

One day At Bonten's Meeting room,A maid saw Rindou and Just started flirting with him as Ran Just prayed to the lords that the maid will make it out alive if you saw this. The Executives looked at the maid and Rindou with a unsure look. Rindou who had enough of her bullshit,was about to Tell her to fuck off until the meeting entrance doors opened. "The hell is going on?"

Everyone and the Maid looked at the person who entered and Ran just looked away and whistled, While Mikey and Kakucho Just coughed snapping Rindou out of his trace, "Babe- This isn't what it Looks like-" He was cutt off by you Slapping the Flirty ass maid, Sanzu's loud 'Ooohh Shit' Can be heard,The girl ran off crying.

"remind me not to piss Rindou's girl ever again." Kokonoi said seeing your Face decorated with Veins and a Rare angry expression,as Rindou Just try to calm you down by holding you on his lap.

Sanzu Haruchiyo

We all kno this druggie will Show you off to The Executives, Bragging on how He got the best girl,while the Haitani Brothers Just Snickered at him when you Scold your Boyfriend with an Unbothered Look, Mikey was impressed on how His Number Two got a girlfriend, since He knows Sanzu can get alot of girls with just one smirk but He approved.

"So, L/n-san, I wanna ask on how You met this druggie?" Rindou Suddenly asked as That caught Everyone's attention since They were questioning themselves on how you guys met. "We met a Bar,I was helping my Friend over a break up she had." You said as Sanzu decided to slide in, "Annd~ I approached her and-" "Started flirting. He asked for my number even if I kept saying no." You cutt off your boyfriend,who pouted.

"Well shit,I couldn't know My brother Could be that desperate" Takeomi laughed while The other executives [Minus Mikey who just silently Chuckled] Laughed at Sanzu, "Atleast I got a Girlfriend Before y'all shits Can!" He yelled at His Brother, "Yeah yeah Whatever Mister Druggie." Rindou Snickered.

At his Penthouse,He immediately Just Hugged you, Wanting his Daily Affection after What happend earlier as You just let out a Small smile,of course Sanzu did not miss that. "Babe!! YOU SMILED!! SMILE AGAIN." He yelled as he pulled out his phone,You Smiled again,He took a pic "My Queen so Beautiful now cuddles!" "Alright alright, Cmere-"

And That Photo Became his Home screen,He couldn't delete it even after you said He should Delete it, One time He Left his Phone unlocked and Rindou decided to peak and his eyes widened like Saucers as Ran looked concerned and decided to peak as well. and That how The Haitani Brothers kept on Teasing him for being a simp. He couldn't be more any prouder.

❥ I hope you all love this! Again, I'm sorry if The characters I do is out of character,I couldn't get their Character right But I'll try and make them accurate!!😭🙏, But I do hope you guys like this, Again! You guys can request and I'll try and do them when I can since I'm getting busy since my Mom is here,I hope you all understand 😊💞 and Reblogs are appreciated!! 💞❤️

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Favorite RE:V and/or DBH headcanons, if you have the time and energy? -🖤 (also I totally forgot I signed off my first anons to u with 💛 but I guess I'll use 🖤 anyways lol)

Okay, I really wanted to answer this but I’ve had work a lot recently but I’m home finally and have time!!

RE8 headcanons:

- Lady D is a Facebook mom and always posts pics of her daughters

- Lady D often reads books and shows pics/vids to her daughters since they’ve never been able to go outside cause of the cold. They love what she shows them

- Lady D is actually really sweet and caring when she isn’t slicing you up. She’ll call you ‘darling’ as she gently strokes through your hair to calm you if you’re crying. She’ll whisper in a gentle voice to let you know everything will be okay

- Beneviento loves art. She loves to draw and will often do portraits of Angie and her other dolls

- She’s very soft and wears a lot of cute black dresses

- Moreau needs hugs. He will desperately try to get hugs out of you

- He vomits when he’s overly excited

- PRAISE. Moreau needs praise. Constantly looking for approval from others, always feels like he isn’t good enough

- 4.7 inch dick

- Heisenberg is a top

- Heisenberg will use a metal dildo on you from afar

- Heisenberg can be quite soft but it’s also foreign to him and he can never quite get the whole ‘comfort’ thing right because nobody’s ever shown him comfort. He will do his best

- Hugs with him are awkward cause he never knows what to do

- He’s fully experienced in sex tho. He learnt from his machines ;)

- Heisenberg has a 7 inch dick

- Miranda is also a Facebook mom

- Always posts pics of her child who she’s a lil obsessed with everyone knowing about

- Obnoxious outfits

DBH:

- Connor, like Moreau, also loves praise

- (because I ship Hankcon) he will often try to talk Hank out of unnecessary drinking by bribing him with cuddles and walks

- Connor can be quite shy depending on the AU

- Connor is very curious and if he’s a mermaid in a mermaid AU, he has a little collection of shells that he likes to look at and often will present them as gifts to ppl he loves/appreciates

- He loves working in the police alongside Hank

- As a machine, he’s very daddy. Like in that scene with the three androids in the news tower where he will throw abuse and shit, that kinda daddy hotness

- he has a 5 inch dick

- Hank is a very good dad but if he’s had a hard day at work, he will snap at times but always apologises after

- He will do anything for his son Cole, even if it costs a lot of money

- He can be very mean in a sexy way

- Hank mostly wears hoodies and sometimes Connor likes to steal them

- Hank favourite food are burgers

- Hank has a 6.5 inch dick

- Nines is very stern but very loving and affectionate too

- He always tries to keep things under control and rarely loses himself

- He doesn’t handle deviancy well at first and will grow increasingly stressed and angry the more people point it out

- He has a close relationship to Connor and they both help each other out through deviancy

- Nines likes to use whips on people

- Nines is a brat tamer

- Nines has a 7 inch dick

- Nines (because I ship reed900), always tries to feed Gavin healthy food

- Gavin always refuses healthy food because it tastes ‘bad’

- his favourite food is spaghetti bolognese

- Gavin likes rock music

- Gavin likes to try to top Nines just so Nines will pin him down and put him in place

- Gavin loved caramel syrup in his coffee

- Gavin is very jokey, likes to wind people up intentionally

- Doesn’t get on well with Hank

- Often ends up in Fowler’s office for ‘talks about his behaviour’

- He thinks hank is lazy because he always shows up late

- He’s often irritated because he’s always at work on time, always puts in his all yet hank who is quite lazy about his job is still Lieutenant

- he has a 6.5 inch dick

- Kamski is narcissistic and has a god complex

- Kamski will tie you up for hours and leave you with a vibe

- Kamski likes it when you say his name during sex because hearing that he’s so good at making you feel good turns him on

- Sometimes he’ll even moan his own name

- He expects to be called ‘mister’ or ‘sir’

- Kamski has a 7 inch dick

[toorumochi]

100 OTP QUESTIONS: KaruShuu! 2/4

Hello! (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡ I wrote 100 OTP Questions about KaruShuu, and I'll post them here! I'll divide those into 4 parts, here is part 2/4, hope you enjoy! ♡

26. What songs do they sing together in the vehicle? - ‘Sofia the first opening’ is the main, oh and heavy metal songs bc they are a cool couple

27. What other couple would your OTP get along with? - RIO AND TERASAKA.

28. Who likes to prank the other? - Karma pls leave Shuu alone 😭

29. Who is the one who loves to take pictures? - Karma takes very cheesy pics of them, but Shuu likes them more professional and very nice and soft

30. How would they react if they found out they were soul mates? - Karma would be like smiling cheekily and Shuu would try not to smile but on the inside he would be: 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 they are so cute I can’t-

31. Where would they live? - They do indeed have stable jobs and are earning a lot, but I think as a couple they would live in a peaceful apartment or a nice small house; if they would consider starting a family, they would probably move, and Karmas arguments were when Shuu asked why it should be a house between the countryside and the city:

“Well, if we adopt and our children will soon be teens, I’m sure they would want to be close to cities so they can meet up with friends or so 🥰” , “.......we are adopting a 5 year old girl what do you mean in a few years- this will be a very long time so let’s calm down for now”

32. What type of dragon would they own, if they could have one? - Bet Karma would buy like 10 of them and come home and they start to breathe fire and those water dragons would flood their apartment, so as soon as Shuu comes home, a whole ass tsunami hits his body; That week Karma slept on the doormat.

33. If they were both vampires, what type of vampires would they be? - pLS, Karma would flirt the living demon out of Shuu. IMAGINE THEIR SEXUAL TENSION-

34. What would they dress up as, for Halloween? - Karma would dress up as a murderer, and he would force Shuu to wear a dress and be his ‘murderous wife’; he received a slap in the head and Shuu went as a ghost

35. Can they name each other’s favourite food? -

Karma: Pizza.  

Shuu: As long as it’s edible, he will eat it.

36. Do they have pet names for one another? - Well- Karma does have many, but Shuu insults him, like “Moron”, “Dumbass”, “Idiot”, please he could write a book with all the insults and he wouldn’t be done with it and die of old age

37. How do they cheer each other up? - Karma doesn't show that he is sad so that he won’t worry Shuu, but when it comes to cheer Shuu up, please, he would fight a tree for him. Once when they were out, Shuu was complaining about how hot it is and the sun annoys him, and Karma glared at the sun, of course getting blind a bit and yelled “THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE SUNSHINE, AND THAT'S SHUU. FUCK YOU, YOU BIG BALL OF ANNOYING LIGHT”

38. Do they show a lot of PDA? - Shuu really dislikes it and Karma respects it, but Karma is Karma and he likes to tease him a bit by giving him kisses in public

39. How old were they when they got together? - They have known each other since the first year of Junior High, but they got together when they were 15-16

40. Who is the one that would bring the puppy home? - Karma would; like imagine a puppy for Shuu as a birthday or christmas gift

41. Can they do yoga couple’s poses? - LMAO YEAH I WROTE A CHAPTER ABOUT THAT- I'LL ADD A LINK

42. What is their song? - uuuuu I could make a whole playlist about them-

43. What does their room look like? - Hm. Big, not many furnitures ya know, if it gets crazy up in there so they don’t hit on stuff when they stumble to the bed :D lmao but nah fr it would be minimalistic and tidy 😌

44. Who would be the one to kill zombies while the other keeps them grounded? - Karma would kill zombies, bet and Shuu keeping them grounded

45. Who makes the other breakfast in bed? - Karma omggg 🥺 Especially on days where Shuu is overworked or didn’t sleep well, as well as birthdays pls get a man like that aaa

46. Who loves kids more? - Actually, both do bc their childhood was a bit (.......not just a bit, a whole lotta trash actually-) trash so if they ever consider having kids, pls they would be the best parents ever

47. Do either of them have a crazy ex? - Thankfully not-

48. What are their favourite colours? - Karma: “Orange”; Shuu: “Red”

49. Who likes to cook? - Karma! But Shuu helps like he stands there with his spatula, ready to steer sum stuff (He is so cute pls)

50. Who is the forgetful one? - Karma, he once forgot their anniversary (Overworked), but that wasn’t such a big deal, they don’t do much on that day except for a dare who lasts longer in Be-

And that was part 2/4 of the 100 OTP questions!! Hope you enjoyed! ♡