#so w this. stuff like this i'm just an airhead

[noxtivagus]

guys this is so funny i actually have to help look for someone to go to prom with

[lowkeyrobin]

MONTY FINCH ; dating headcanons

summary ; dating hcs w monty

warnings ; none

word count ; 575

masterlist

he's kind of quiet so a lot of times you do most the talking

he rambles when he's stressed/nervous/anxious or when he's rambling about an interest/something he likes

and trust, he rambles a lot because he loves you bro

he's very respectful with boundaries and will NEVER cross them

he's got a whole list in his mind that he constantly checks on before he even moves around you

he's very gentle but he's not infantilizing if you have any mental / physical disabilities

like he's not gonna treat you like a baby, but he will be careful and respectful and help as much as he can

having a panic attack? he's right at your side trying to help. need your medicine site changed? he's at your service with hand sanitizer and everything you need

you were actually kind of oblivious to his advances

you thought he was just being nice by giving you a reading / teaching you about astrology

he'd always somehow find you just at the right time so you could escape your little dead boy detectives + crystal & niko

gonna be honest, you need a break sometimes. it's hard

but you loved going on little late night adventures with him and trying new food and rollerskating with him

but you did catch on to his feelings after he had to literally spell it out for you

you reference inside jokes ALL THE TIME and charles/edwin/crystal/niko never understand

then you remember "oh I have to explain this" when they give you a confused look

you love looking at funny tiktoks together

and cringe ones that deserve a restraining order

you're basically commentary youtubers atp

you make him bracelets as well, whether they be kandi or string or whatever

he wears them all the time

he's given you a couple jackets as well... let's hope esther never finds out (because they're hers. she was not buying him a whole wardrobe after turning him human)

he loves sharing music with you

and he's always begging for aux in the car / to make you listen to a song / etc etc

i see him being a hozier / david kushner / ethel cain / old friends fan

but he relates to a large handful of sleep token songs as well (I have to mention them at any moment I'm sorry)

he usually listens per artist on his playlists but there are some stray songs that are just there that scream him / he loves

like the reason by hoobastank, airhead by honey revenge, and hell by the home team

I'm describing my monty playlist atp... (link on my masterlist (go to playlists then monty finch))

he's a pretty empathetic person

like if he sees you in any sort of non-happy state, he's gonna ask if you're okay and be there for you

he giggles and laughs a lot

you're very funny, you make him laugh a lot

it's cute 😔🫶

he also picked up drawing

so he's always drawing you when you aren't looking / just in his free time

the diego to his frida

he lovesss compliments

giving and receiving

so there's a lot of those between you two

he's genuinely so sweet

he remembers all your interests and things you like and stuff

so if there's a new season of a show you like coming out or a new album from an artist you like, he's gonna be informing you

[nian-7]

Hii!

So I'm super new to all of this I have no clue how this works but I've read your match-ups and they are the absolute cutest things ever!!!

So I wanted to ask if I can just request one here...? Idk what to do TvT if yes you can read the thing I've written else please help-

-So looking for a partner, noone under 20y/o, everything above 20 is fine for me!! Oh and for pronouns pls use they/them for me!!! MBTI is ExFJ/ExFP (? Idk smth along that) 2w3 if u need that!! U dont have to put that into consideration tho

-So I'm very extroverted, have confidence in myself and generally pretty energetic and very good in social settings/entertaining - still I give off comfort-energy and I'm not a fan of chaos, I love it when things are planned out (I'm really bad at planning tho sadly---)! I also love helping others and will go out of my way to do anything for them!

-I also work really really hard for my dreams and will never stop even if the whole world doesn't believe in me!! (*σ>∀<)σ

-I just have a flame that never seems to burn out - but because I always give 110% I often overwork myself (I was in the hospital once because of that but that's another story ;-;)

-I've been described as the therapist friend pretty often and a sunshine that brightens others days (I don't want to sound arrogant!!) + I'm 0% judgemental torwards anyone and always believe in the good in people! There is beauty in everything after all (o≧▽゜)o

-Oh and sadly I'm sickly :(( I'm sick very often!! And airheaded and have problems in school/uni but hey at least I never give up TvT

-Well now after all - there is another side to me that is contrary to what you read before: As soon as something I wanted to accomplish fails I'm very frustrated. I put in everything I have and if it doesn't work I feel like an utter failure - I fall into a spiral of hating myself and I often feel like a burden to others because if I give everything I got and then FAIL I'm like damn I'm pretty bad/dumb/useless u know what I mean?

-I never show those bad feelings to anyone or talk about them cause I have trust issues from gettin bullied (for my emotional responses and colorful and cute style from my former "friend" group) for a longer time, I only talk about it when I'm 100% sure that person wont turn on me (there are 2 people in my live rn that I trust with that stuff)

-I'm also easy to tease or prank cause I'm naiive

(I hope this isn't getting too long or sad djtsutdzfdz)

-As a partner I like them calmer than me (doesn't have to be icy-cold, could be a calm sunshine too idc!) and not as energetic as me because I need somewhere I can come home to and chill down, someone who could help me a bit with planning and would encourage me to take breaks from time to time! I also seem to attract people who need help themselves for example anxious people or people with trust issues. I also don't panic easily and love encouraging others to be theirselves or to get more confident in general or listen to their sad stories and be there for them to comfort them (I'm good at that I have 3 little siblings and 4 little cousins o(^o^)o)

Thank you for reading that!! It's so much but I hope it could maybe help you :>

And thank you for doing things like matchups and requests I love reading those!! And DON'T stress yourself <3

You are a great person never forget that o(>∀<*)o

thank you, anon!! you sound very fun to be around! hope you enjoy your matchup!!

I match you with...

Yohei Kanbayashi!

-The biggest thing that made me pick Yohei was the way you described an ideal partner. He is a bit on the colder side but he is a more calm person than you! But just because he can be a little cold doesn't mean he has a big soft spot for you.

-Although he's not someone who needs comfort often or a lot of encouragement, he'll be very helpful to you. Helping with plans and making you take breaks are the big factors that made me pick him.

-He's someone who's fiercely loyal to you and will always be there for you no matter what. No matter if you're sickly, airheaded, or not ready to open up, he'll wait as long as you need. TLDR: he's always going to be there for you no matter what happens and his soft spot is very obvious to people like Saimon...

-Even as an introvert at heart, he doesn't mind your extrovertedness. He'll be there as your chill pill at the end of the day when you're tired and likes your sunshine-y demeanor.

-Failure is a part of life and he'll be there to catch you when you spiral from it. He seems to know the right words to say to you when you get upset and won't stop until you understand even when it comes off a bit aggressively if you don't listen.

[hebimoonlightwrites]

heyho~! sry for going anon, but i really love your writing and ive been following you for a while but i also wanted a way to support you so here i go!!

i was thinking a bit (a lot) about who to request for cause i dont really have a favorite in hypmic… lets ignore the fact that ive been a crazy hypster for 4 years! anyways, i was wondering if you could pick a character for me based on some info about me? think of it as like one of those “which character from __ would be your s/o” except this time youre making the decision! sorry for being so indecisive dbdbcbejd but it would make me really happy if you had fun while writing this, if even a little! (btw if you cant/dont want to deal w/ this rq, dw!! and also sry for any spelling errors TT)

she/her pronouns! angst to fluff preference, s/o relationship!

some tidbits about me: i enjoy singing a lot! i also voice act a little, mostly for rhythm game fandoms! im a member of a professional choir part time, and i sing vocaloid songs a lot mostly when im alone! i hate singing too loudly though, especially in front of other people. i have a social anxiety disorder, which makes it hard to do a lot of things, im quite open, cheery, and light/soft hearted if you get to know me, and a bit of an airhead i have to admit- but i really do care for others even if it doesnt seem like it. very quiet in front of people i dont know well, and i come off as a bit gloomy and harsh to people im not familiar with, so i dont have many friends or people im close to at all. love/hate relationship w/ the idea of “love”, since i didnt really grow up around people who expressed that at all. but id be a very compassionate and dedicated lover. a bit hesitant for physical contact due to trauma and ptsd. only fine around people i can really trust. still a bit hesitant though, sometimed it triggers bad trauma. i dont like talking about family stuff since it was sorta abusive and not pleasant. i really enjoy vocaloid and utauloid, and cute j pop w/ mesmerizing dark backstories. i dress in mostly oversized vests/sweaters, in an attempt to make my frame seem smaller. some of my other intrests are: psychological horror games, pokemon, animanga, hypmic, enstars, milgram, given, sasaki to miyano, sanrio, etc etc :D i really like astrology and reincarnation stuff a lot! i can read people’s thoughts easily, which is kinda a pro/con alike. my sense of humor is… limited? i usually dont really show my feelings to other people. i lash out quite a lot… i really like soft plushies, stickers, sleeping, and sweet stuff! bubble waffles, taiyaki, hard milk candy, ice cream, konpeito, to name a few! i loveee stars, and hearts too! if im not listening to music or sleeping, im probably spaced out somewhere! i really like people who arent afraid to approach me, rather id be delighted if anyone came and just said a simple hi! people who can look past my quiet demeanor and can help me cope w/ some of my pain are the best! maybe just someone nice ig?? and someone w/ a lot of empathy! (bonus if they are a good cook cause my cooking… uh…) my favorite animals are cats, otters, foxes, anything cute! some characters i kin from various fandoms are: ramuda, hifumi, yuno kashiki, chuuya nakahara, mafuyu asahina, mika kagehira, ai hoshino, etc! i really like the colors pink, red, purple, and black! i want someone who can just tell me that i will be loved, and im important!!!! i think? not even sure if im capable of loving someone even- hehe just a silly thought though

thank you so much hebi!!

sending lots of love and stars your way!!

-neru

also i forgot to add this but, i HATE bugs. kinda scared of them too. especially the small ones. btw gl on exams hebi!! -neru

Writer's corner: Hi, sweetheart! Of course I can do something like this! You're the first one requesting about it, so I'm sorry if there's something you maybe don't like! (feel free to tell me and correct me!♥) Also, you really seem a nice person, actually!! Feel free to text me each time you want to, dear!!♥ I'm going to develop this like a kind of description and explanation of the reason why I chose that character, okay? Of course, feel free to tell me if there's something you want me to fix! Plus, if there's something that makes you uncomfortable, I'm sorry! It's not my intention, dear♥ qwq

Warnings: So sorry! It's the first time someone requests me something like this! So sorry if it's bad qwq♥

⭐𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐇𝐘𝐏𝐌𝐈𝐂 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐬/𝐨⭐

As I got the information about you, I immediately understood what kind of precious person you are..

⭐First of all, I got the idea that you are that kind of woman (maybe girl? idk, but I prefer using "woman" in general, since I don't know if you're younger or older qwq) who prefers to get lost in her own world, in those things and thoughts that are able to make her happier! You seem that kind of woman who seems a bad one, but who is actually compassionate and selfishless! You say that you're harsh towards the others, but I think you are so, not because you're a bad person, but because you are afraid instead-- Yes, afraid that someone could hurt you in any way!

⭐You said that you have some traumas, and well.. then it's because you went through so much pain that you're afraid of showing your true self! Because I seriously think that other people are sure that what they see is your true self when it's actually a kind of mask- oh better, an armor- you're using to protect yourself! You're both a strong and weak woman: you've gone through a lot of pain but you are still keeping going on!♥ You only told me that you like to sing and to voice act, but I bet that you do those things perfectly and that you're very talented! Maybe even the greatest singer among the choir!!

⭐In short, you immediately gave me some BusterBros!!! or Bad Ass Temple vibes, since you even mentioned your being otaku and your love for astrological things and reincarnation! Plus, the fact that you love plushies a lot and that you are very capable to understand people around you deeply and easily, well.. You're literally someone I'd ship with one boy among BusterBros or Bad Ass Temple!

⭐But to be sure to choose the perfect one for you, I really need to focus more on what you'd like to have in a relationship... ...also I don't really know about your age, so... I'm imagining you're like... 20-25..

But what do you want in a relationship?- You told me you'd like to have someone who can understand you, who can let you cope when you need to get out of your chest that pain you've inside.. and someone who can cook!!

---->If we take a look at all the BusterBros and Bad Ass Temple boys.. well:

⭐Jiro: I don't think he can actually cook and he also doesn't like horror stuff (while you said you like horror and psychological games). But he's well-versed in anime due to Ichiro, soo... I guess you could get along well with him anyway!

⭐Saburo: I mean.. he would agree with you about the pda fact and about the family one.. But he would really be a good gamer/friend! I can picture you both playing video-games.. I don't know, though, if he likes horror ones.. but he likes fantasy ones for sure! In any way, I don't really know how good he could be at comforting you! Maybe he'd be the best, since he also looks kind of harsh and unfriendly while he's actually a kind boy...-

⭐Kuko: Literally the best to talk to about your passion for reincarnation stuff! I'm also sure he would comfort you and even let you cope, but after that he would even fill you with Buddhist moralistic sentences and would try his best to give you some advices as well.. BUT he doesn't seem the one who can cook-----

⭐Jyushi: I mean.. you could be his sister actually in my opinion! You like plushies, just like him. You are introverted and went through pain just like he did.. You like astrological things just like he does! I mean.. You're exactly the same! But.. Sorry, Jyushi.. I don't think you would be able to fully comfort Neru when she needs it! Jyushi would literally start crying or make the situation sadder somehow in my opinion, and you literally need someone who can cheer you up and remind you that you're amazing and worth it- not someone who makes you feel even sadder! (sorry, Jyushi- qwq♥)

⭐Hitoya: He's another one who could actually be perfect for you, in my opinion! I mean.. he's a kind-hearted man who lives for justice! I bet he would fight against your "enemies" and do his best to make you feel appreciated and loved. Also I'm sure he'd be happy to listen to you when you need, and he would be great at comforting you, but.. I mean.. it depends on your age, sweetheart! qwq♥

I know it could sound basic, but...

Ichiro would be the best in my opinion!

⭐We're literally talking about a young man who's working hard each day at the Odd Jobs Yamada only to keep letting his brothers go on studying! If we think about it, it's really generous, actually! Ichiro is literally the one supporting not only himself and his own economical needs, but even his brother's ones and the apartment they all live in!!!

⭐The perfect boyfriend and husband, in my opinion!

⭐Also, he's kind-hearted! I'm sure he wouldn't mind listening to you while you're coping and letting all your pain out of your chest. He would definitely stop doing whatever he is doing only to get to you and comfort you! I'm 100% sure that he would also tell you something like: "Cry if you need to, love.." and would also be capable of turning around if you prefer to cry alone, without showing him.

⭐Otherwise, if you ask him to comfort you by hugging you, he would do it without any hesitation! On the other hand, he would respect your time and would avoid to get some PDA if you preferred not to get it!

⭐You could also play some games together or even read mangas too!

⭐I bet he would also cook your favourite dishes and sweets as well, maybe even teaching you how to cook! I'm 100% that Ichiro would also support you and tell you that your cooking is not that bad!

⭐He'd be there each time you feel like you need to remember that you're an amazing and valuable woman!

⭐"Hey, Neru! You can be yourself while you are around me! Stop being afraid of messing things up! You're amazing just the way you are!"♥

TOP 3 characters, results:

⭐1- Ichiro

⭐2-Hitoya

⭐3-Kuko

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[jadipose]

She chomps down on another fry. "They do, yeah. A perky butt, big boobs, wide birthing hips..." She makes herself laugh and has another big sip of drink. "Whoo, that's strong! So, go on, go on. Keep talking!"

I no+d dumbly... did she really just say all tho+se things? Describing big bo+dies in unapo+lagetically attractive and flattering ways... wo+w, she really isn't the prissy airhead yo+u'd expect fro+m a super-successful glamo+ur mo+del.

"Uhhh, um, right! Yeah, so+, I do+n't kno+w. I tried to+ do+ so+me mo+deling when I was in high scho+o+l and a little bit in co+llege, my parents go+t my sister and I to+ do+ auditio+ns fo+r like, lo+cal TV and stuff. I was always, like, I kind o+f had stage fright? But..."

aaaand I'm rambling.

"-but I think yo+u to+tally sho+uld call yo+ur agent. Like, I've go+t all this bo+dy, I'm a wo+rk o+f art, right? Maybe I deserve to+ get put in a museum."

[bowandcurtsey]

Hi Aine! Can I request for Fuego, Nozel, Yami n Julius with a very kind airhead innocent reader, pls. Maybe they r on a mission n on the way back they need to buy stuff for the squad but the bad guys try to misbehave with her and she doesn't realise at all. The BC boys notice it though..u can choose how it ends. Protective BC boys fluff pls. I love ur writing. It's my daily dose of dopamine :D. I'm sorry if this request has already come in. I faced issues n wasn't sure if u got it the 1st time

Hello lovely bby <3 The request is for 3 so I'll pick 3! & thank you for loving my writing, I had to google what's dopamine haha!! "Dopamine is an important brain chemical that influences your mood and feelings of reward and motivation."

HAHA! It's so cute, thank you for making my works your reward, I hope I don't disappoint you with your request! (♡⸃ ◡ ⸂♡)

Nozel | Yami | Julius x F! reader

tw: profanities

Nozel Silva

He looked at you, so kind and selfless, helping out those that you thought were in need, but those bastards just had to take advantage of you. Ogling at your behind while you tried to help them.

He wrapped all the 3 idiots in his mercury magic.

"Like looking?" they were faced with a menacing eagle, it's beak inches away from their face.

"W-what are you talking about Sir Nozel?!"

"unremorseful, i see." his face a look of disgust. He brought them to the highest tower in the clover kingdom, Removed their grimoires from them and left them tied to the tower. "Enjoy the view from here."

You looked at your boyfriend, dumbfounded. You blinked your eyes blankly at him.

"They were looking at you. Don't be so helpful next time."

"But we as magic knights need to help those in need..." you stopped as you were met with a glare from the Silver Eagle Captain. "Okay, I'm sorry.."

"Some people are just taking advantage, be careful." he took your hand and summoned his mercury eagle, pulling you close to him as he travelled back home. He certainly did not like anyone else besides him looking at you.

Yami Sukehiro

Yami was also the type to look at pretty girls, because what's the harm in looking at pretty things, right? But ever since he had you and you always had guys looking at you, he stopped doing that altogether. His eyes were always on you.

But he knew when guys had not good intentions when they stared at you. However, you were more of an airhead than he was, so as your man of course he's gonna stand in to protect you.

Some men had purposely dropped their stuff in front of you so that you would help them to pick it up, and they started gawking at your pretty ass.

Yami pulled them up from behind, one man in each arm. They were hanging from their belts feeling the menacing mana of Yami. The ground was shaking from his wrath.

"Sorry, but that ass that you're staring at, belongs to me." Yami spoke in a low voice.

You spun around, hearing what you man said.

"What are you talking about, Yami?" you asked innocently.

Yami sighed, "don't go around helping other perverted men, brat."

You humphed at him for calling you a brat. But Yami was busy yeeting the two man to somewhere far away. With his strength, you wouldn't be surprised if they were almost at the borders of the Clover Kingdom.

"Only I can enjoy your view, baby," he smirked while dusting his hands.

Julius Novachrono

The wizard king was all for helping people in need. So initially he didn't realise what the scoundrels were up to as well. Until they started nudging each other behind of you.

When they passed you a banana as thanks and told you to eat it, Julius paused time for a moment and put them in only their underwear on a busy street, leaving them scrambling around like a headless chicken.

"Eh?" you were still holding your banana, "where did everyone go?"

"oh dearest," he gave you a smile, "would you not be so naive at time, what would happen to you if I weren't around?"

"But you are always around, Jul!" you flashed him a grin.

"I'm not," he argued.

"I always sense you," you shrugged as you started to peel your banana and take a bite.

Julius was a little embarrassed that all those times where he was disguised, you actually knew. He chuckled to himself.

"Oh honey, but you're exposed to all those dangers and bad people all the time, I just couldn't keep my mind at ease~"

"But really baby," you took another bite and talked with your mouthful, "what can they do to me except just tease me a little? I'm the wizard king's girlfriend afterall," you winked at him.

Marx appeared and nagged at Julius to go back.

"hehe, go get busy and don't worry about me, king~" you waved at him.

You blinked your eyes and you and Julius were both back in his office.

"I have to keep you by my side then, queen~" Julius winked back at you.

-end-

[pineappleciders]

Hello!! i really hope i'm doing this right :]

Id like to request an omori pairing!!

My name is Raymond, and Im 14!! I'm a trans male, use he/him/it/its pronouns, and am (questioning) Pansexual, so feel free to match me w/ anyone!! I'm also an intp. I have adhd so please don't mind if anything i say conflicts itself (I tend to be SUPER different at certain times for no reason due to my impulsivity)

My interests are writing, drawing, generally being artsy, volleyball, videogames, reading, and dancing! I tend to change interests often, but those are the ones that usually stay the same!

I typically bounce from one interest to the next, and usually get very angry at myself for losing said interest.

As for personality, i'm usually quite moody, but am typically tired/upset/angry. I'm shy around people I don't know, but i basically consider my friends family. I usually don't make friends easily, so i just stick to my small group.

When i'm upset with someone, i'll usually make it known by either lashing out at them, or just being petty. I hold grudges easily, and have a VERY strong sense of justice.

When in public I tend to be very loud. Most of my classmates who aren't close to me would describe me as annoying. Others may see me as violent, or as constantly mad for no reason (this is the truest thing anyone has said about me). When I am with friends, I tend to be less "annoying" and more like them. I can adapt to fit others personalities and interests. When it comes to social situations, I usually have a "fake it till' you make it" mentality. I typically act childishly, but when I need to do something, I can totally be serious about it.

I tend to space out WAY to often, leading me to missing most important things, so I may seem airheaded/dumb, but i'm not. I'm very clever, and can usually work out most problems on my own.

As for romance, I'm typically awkward with that kind of stuff. It's easy to tell when I have a "crush" from the outside, but those feelings are always platonic. I feel the need to love somebody, but I don't feel attraction to anyone.

I try my best to hide most of my more spontaneous moods/emotions as to not be seen as weird by others.

(HOLY SHIT THIS TURNED INTO A RAMBLE IM SOSOOSOS SORRY 😭)

A/N: don't worry about it!! i actually quite enjoy when people get to talk about themselves and it also helps me make a more accurate matchup so dont sweat it <3 also sorry if this is written weirdly or sometjing i weote this on the toilet and i don't act right wuen im shittinf.

I MATCH YOU WITH...

RW KEL!!!

now i'm gonna be honest i was reminded a lot of aubrey so my first instinct was to match you with kim but i dont want to be lazy

again, i'm getting some sun & moon vibes

KEL really doesn't mind your moodiness. he might get a little insecure if you lash out at him or act uninterested, so it'll help if you reassure him every now and then that it's not his fault

if you're feeling down, he tries to cheer you up, and i feel like as time goes on you two would kinda,,, help heal each other?? like his sunshiney would rub off on you sometimes

alas, you two grow closer and closer and both of you might start to let your walls down. KEL begins opening up sometimes about his trauma and how he feels bad about himself, and you might talk about your emotions and what's hurting you, and perhaps even get a little soft

more specifically, you get a soft spot for KEL. it becomes a little difficult to be angry when a literal ball of sunshine is around

seeing KEL be so vulnerable to you makes you do it too, and you become more honest about how you might be feeling (and he really appreciates it!!)

when it comes to new people, he'll often do most of the talking as he knows it might not be your thing

KEL spaces out a lot too, and is easily distracted, but similar to you he isn't actually stupid.

in KEL's world, he finds it easier to let on the appearance that he might be a little stupid. and, maybe 4 years ago maybe he really was air-headed. but, things have changes, but he's always found that people are less disappointed when he fucks up if he acts stupider. so, that's what he does.

honestly? KEL doesn't really mind if your attraction to him is romantic or platonic. he feels the same way too, not really sure what he's feeling, but either way he knows that he wants to be with you, and he doesn't really care for any labels or anything. so, if you don't want to, there's no need to label your relationship as partners, or just friends!! all that matters to him is that you're together.

sometimes if you push him away or tug on his ear in annoyance, he'll just walk it off and not retaliate or anything. he isn't like... socially submissive or anything he just doesn't care for revenge

like you, he also has a strong sense of justice, and will strive for whatever he thinks is right, even if sometimes he misses the point and does something wrong (when this happens, it often makes him feel really bad about himself)

volleyball? basketball?? they both have ball at the end, so same thing, right? he teaches you basketball, and you try to get him to play volleyball, but he fucking sucks at it

he likes your creativity! always inspecting your drawings and writing, always calling it the best he's ever seen (even if it's dog shit. he's not saying it to make you feel better, he's saying it because he believes it)

you beat him in every video game and he sulks in the corner

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

What about Tamaki with a reader who knows a lot about flower language so they leave him little flowers as gifts but never tell him it's them cause they don't want to break Tamaki's spirit since he 'believes' it's haruhi. (But he only says that he thinks it's haruhi cause he's afraid of reader finding out that he has a crush on them). And then Kyoya decides to finally help you two get together so he gives Tamaki subtle hints, and then bamn. Confession.

—🌱 (if tumblr eats this ask i will proceed to blast myself into space/also i'm sorry if this is too long and complicated </3)

No worries, this is a perfect idea haha!

.........

An orange blossom.

A symbol of chastity, purity, and loveliness.

It was obvious that Tamaki knew its meaning right away, given he was well-versed in the language of flowers.

Over the past week or so, he’s been left one flower at his usual hosting table. A new day meant a new flower would show up. He had his suspicions of some secret admirer who didn’t dare to show their face, nor leave any indication of their identity. 

This certainly perplexed the princely-type; at home, in class, and at the club..he kept asking himself the same question:

Who?

Who was the one trying to profess their love to him in such a subtle way?

He managed to narrow it down to two people he’s gotten close to recently: you and Haruhi. There was no doubt it had to be one of you.

But he knew that it wasn’t like Haruhi to leave flowers all around, especially ones with deep meanings like the orange blossom in his hand.

Which means it could only be-

‘No..’  He shook his head. ‘It may be true but...what if this is just a friendly gesture? They could never possibly see me..the same way that I see them, right? I got it! I’ll just convince myself that this is all Haruhi’s-!!’

“Tamaki, there’s guests waiting for you. So if you’re quite finished with whatever warped fantasy you're immersed in..”

With a small scream, Tamaki whirled around to see Kyoya standing there. His face was burning red, but thankfully the ravenette didn’t hear his thoughts whatsoever, so he regained his composure quickly.

He had no time to sulk over this matter, so he tucked the blossom into his pocket and smiled, turning on his charm as he went over to entertain his guests.

..........

“Will you ever tell him?”

“I don’t know..maybe someday.” You sighed as you sat beside Mori at lunchtime. Honey arrived soon after, joining you both at the table.

You decided to confide in the two about your crush on Tamaki and the flowers you’ve been leaving for him as hints. But after dropping off the orange blossom yesterday, you felt like it was slowly becoming a lost cause because you’re certain he only had eyes for one woman: Haruhi.

You didn’t want to risk shattering his spirit and forcing him to reject you. It would be an awful situation for everyone involved.

“Tama-chan still doesn’t know??”

“I’m pretty sure he thinks it’s Haruhi.” Your voice lowered into a despondent murmur. 

“But Haru-chan doesn’t know much about flowers or their meanings,” Honey pouted. “I’m a hundred--no..two hundred percent sure that if you’re honest-!”

“Mitsukuni. Eat your food before it gets cold."

“....okaaay, Takashiiii..” He went back to eating his lunch, like a kid who was being scolded by his parent.

“He’ll figure it out soon, I’m sure.” Mori tried to reassure you.

“Yeah, I can only hope. He can be a real airhead, though..” You sighed.

And so the remainder of your lunch was quiet.

...........

During the last hour of the meeting, after the guests were gone, the hosts saw that their leader wasn’t his usual cheerful-self. Even the guests have noted that he seemed perturbed about something, but he just kept making excuse after excuse.

Kyoya knew very well what was wrong, so he insisted that he and Tamaki talked outside the music room.

But even in the empty hallway he continued to mope around, dodging his longtime friend’s questions and making up lies until-

“You’re not in love with Haruhi. You just convinced yourself this was true out of fear of being taken for a fool by [y/n], your real crush.”

“A fool?!!” Tamaki gawked, turning slightly pale as he stared at him. “Is that all I really am to you, Mommy??!”

“From my observations, yes.”

“!!!!!”

“Now don’t go sulking again,” Kyoya warned. “Not until you tell me..who, out of all the people you know, is highly familiar with flower symbolism?”

“W-Well..[y/n], right?”

“And who told you that they have a lovely garden and regularly visit commoner flower shops?

“...[y/n]...”

“So you know for sure it’s not Haruhi...nor some "friendly gesture.” With a sigh, he closed his notebook, although he perked up at the sound of footsteps approaching, looking behind him to see you. “Oh, hello, [y/n]. I had assumed you’ve gone home for the day."

“Ah, Kyoya-senpai. Hi.” You stopped to catch your breath. “S-Sorry I didn’t show up today, I was behind on a lecture and....Tamaki-senpai?”

The aforementioned blonde yelped and hid behind Kyoya, although he did a terrible job at it as the latter merely stepped aside. “It’s now or never, Tamaki."

And with that, he walked away, leaving you both alone in the hall.

“So...anything interesting happen at the club?"

Tamaki tensed up. "U-Um, no..it was quite an uneventful day, at least for me." He rubbed his arm. "That's..a nice flower you got there.”

“Thanks.” You awkwardly held up the red rose in your grasp. Of course, there were countless ones decorating the music room, and the hosts always seemed to have an endless stash of them to gift to the ladies.

But this rose was much different, even Tamaki knew.

You could tell he was frozen on the spot, so you sighed and walked over, taking his hand to place the rose in it. “Yes, it was me who left all those flowers for you.”

“It was?? I knew it--wait..how much of our conversation did you hear???"

“Not a lot, but at least my fears weren’t confirmed.” You smiled sweetly at him. “Guess I tend to overthink stuff as much as you do, huh?”

Usually this is where he’d respond back with some cheesy romantic quip. But he couldn’t find the right words this time around. It didn’t help that you were now holding both of his hands either, but you were patient, knowing that he desperately wanted to say something to you.

“[Y/n], I’m..truly touched by your gifts.” He managed to speak at last. "Each flower you've bestowed upon me seems as though it was freshly-picked from the Garden of Eden itself. You spoke to me through these flowers..but..even though I knew what they’ve been trying to tell me...part of me was oh-so very afraid of being...wrong.”

Tears glistened in his violet eyes, though you couldn’t tell if they were for dramatic effect or legitimate. Nevertheless, your smile grew as you listened to his speech.

Eventually he did get to his point: he was in love with you but was terrified of what you might think--that he was too immature or aloof or incompetent to ever be more than just a friend.

You just chuckled, shaking your head. “I was afraid to tell you for the same reasons. I knew you could’ve gone for any girl in this school, so..uh...I guess I’m a lucky person, huh?”

“Why, I’d consider myself the lucky one, here. But does this mean...” He tilted his head like a curious puppy, gazing at you intensely. “..you accept my confession?”

“Yeah, more or less. If I didn’t things would be real awkward right-!!”

All of the sudden you were pulled closer to his chest, trapping you in a tight hug. But you simply wrapped your arms around him, before breathing a small sigh of relief.

You were surprised, yet pleased, that things turned out this way.

Meanwhile in Tamaki’s "Theater of the Mind", fireworks were going off and he was prancing around with joyful tears streaming down his cheeks. But in reality he just smiled and closed his eyes as he squeezed you tightly, his heart full of love and joy.

Earlier today he had lost those, but..

You have become his new love and joy.

[constellaj]

so after seeing your character models + your talk on sam yesterday, i'm curious how you approach her in your hc stuff?

oh geez a got a lot of asks abt sam last night and UHHH. idk in the back of my brain im like “gotta save the good stuff for the fanfic youll never write”

BUT LIKE. ok 1) shes lesbian because i am lesbian and i think its neat. 2) she starts the series very anti-femininity and making fun of Popular Girls bc she is Not Like Other Girls. she and danny get together and laugh at lipstick commercials and stuff. she gets SUPER political and needs everything she does to be done with the utmost conscious and sometimes it gets in the way of her actually going abt her life. she skips class and vandalizes school property always

i see a lot of the dp characters in terms of their relationship to anger right and i think sam imo has misdirected anger. shes a very angry person all the time but she has to learn where to aim it

eventually she and paulina have to team up to stop a Threat(TM) and sam is like “ugh i have to save the Princess” and then its revealed that paulina is an actual capable human being right. i mean the girl does cheerleading she can definitely out athletics a lot of people. and she def has a bazillion other secret talents that sam never bothered to pay attention to. and then sam is like “bro.... i wanted to say... im sorry. i thought you were just like other girly girls. i saw you as just an airhead and a ditz who wanted a boyfriend, but now i find out... youre ALSO not like other girls.... you are so pog”

and paulina goes “HELLLO?” and digs into her with this whole “even if i WAS an airhead and a ditz who wanted a boyfriend you would be an ASSHOLE? dont ATTACK GIRLS bc theyre not YOU? get over yourself dipshit”

blahblah relevant plot happens and paulina takes sam shopping cause sam was afraid of wearing purple but now that she knows she can carve her own identity shes like “i would like a purple please” and she gets a wardrobe update

and they kiss somewhere in there idk

heres some (OLD) art i dug up for this ask specifically. notice that prepaulina her outfits are very blegh and have no purple cause purple is a girly color and she refuses to dye her hair bc GIRLY girls bleach their hair. and post paulina its purple city

that aside shes very much an activist and my sam is NOT a pacifist my sam can and will throw hands with anyone anytime. (she would also have a vlad vengeance but my vlad is different so. hes safe. for now). she is VERY into the occult but COMPLETELY lacking in emotional intelligence. one character she DOES actively fucking hate is dash’s dad

she and danny will get into hour long streams of just the worst possible puns and tucker hates them both for it. they dont make ANYONE laugh but each other and they have never stopped

sam IS danny’s like best friend but they fight almost all the time like sam has no idea how to back down from a conflict. if they didnt have tucker they would have actually killed each other by now

my favorite quote ive come up with to summarize sams relationship w tucker (boy have i rewritten tucker i hate canon tucker <3) is Sam: You can't just AVOID CONFLICT for the REST OF YOUR LIFE! Tucker: sorry Sam, I won't, Sam: ...you're supposed to say "YES I CAN WATCH ME"

sam WAS affected by embers spell actually because as previously mentioned she is a lesbian. the ember episode was actually tucker-and-dash centric (ace-and-gay) bc they were like the only main characters who were not sucked in by ember’s singing (almost all of casper high is bi; paulina kwan and danny of course are). she spent the entire time being very gay.

sams parents are like “i can excuse being a lesbian but i draw the line at wearing boots to a ballroom dance” and i think thats beautiful

(also she isnt like super loaded shes just well off bc uh. does anyone else find it weird that the one canonically jewish character is also the one who is secretly rich  🤔)

one of the ULTIMATE sam ships is sam x princess dorathea. they are BEST FRIENDS and sam just breaks into her castle every now and then to fucken hang out. they have metalhead lute concerts

[noxtivagus]

CONQUEST

[taenys]

Did Kr*s W*'s news affect you at all? I remember following you back in like 2011 and you were THE stan. I just hurt knowing and remembering what that pos meant to you. Sorry if this is intrusive

It was EXTREMELY upsetting to see. I'm only relieved that I'd already let go of the idealized version of him that (clearly) only existed in my head many years ago. Because I really don't know what Krystal circa '12 would've done had this come out while he was in EXO and I while I was in the peak of my "wu-fan" days. She would've been inconsolable, for sure. She truly believed Kris was this magical, wonderful, perfect boy. How very wrong she was, how wrong we all were.

Kris (somewhat abruptly and much to my disappointment) stopped being the "uwu soft sweet shy boy" after he left EXO (at least his image no longer portrayed that and he no longer presented himself in that way). And, looking back now, I'm very glad he showed his "true" colors when he went solo. It made it easier to let go of that intense infatuation I'd had for him.

There were times, in these past few years, where I'd try to get back into my hardcore Kris stanning. I'd watch old EXO content and I'd feel nostalgic. I'd remember all those feelings I had, how good they made me feel, just to see that cold shy tall boy being goofy and soft with the members, and I'd think "let's watch some of his current stuff and see what he's up to! Maybe that Kris I loved is still there somewhere!" but when I'd see him in his recent interviews and stuff he just seemed so....conceited and dumb. That, and his constant cultural appropriation was just a massive turn off. He gave me such intense airheaded, fuckboy vibes and it just would not go away, try as I might! lmao.

Anyways, all of that led to me growing quite indifferent to him. But when this news came out, of course my brain immediately went "wow, you spent YEARS obsessed with a rapist. COOL." and I felt sick to my stomach. I was worried to come on tumblr tbh. I was afraid that I'd have a ton of messages from all the people who'd sent me anon hate back in those days, or who'd spent their free time making fun of me and "dragging" me on twitter with their friend groups, for being "in love" with Kris. In fact, if any of those people are still involved in kpop, I'm sure when they saw the news, they probably thought of that ~crazy~ Kris stan "wu-fan."

And I think that's something that really bugs me. That I'll always be associated with him on this site and in the kpop community. I was "tumblr famous" because of him. Many of my friends I have because of this blog, because I was "wu-fan," because I wrote essays and dissertations about how much I loved him and worked hard to make others love him as well. That's my legacy. And it's completely tainted now. I'm very uncomfortable knowing that my legacy on the internet is stanning a now confirmed serial sexual abuser. Especially considering I myself was sexually abused, and actually found HEALING in becoming a Kris stan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, okay. I need to stop dwelling on it. This all screams #firstworldproblems and the reality is, my lame insignificant internet blog means nothing compared to the actual women who were physically hurt by Kris Wu. They have all of my love and support.

[fictionkinfessions]

siiiiiiiigh, i kinda miss people not expecting anything of me. like it's cool to have ambition and stuff but i hate all this pressure to do well so much that i think i almost prefer people automatically thinking i'm an airhead just because my hair is pink and i'm super girly and on my phone a lot. just gotta role w the punches i guess :'// - kyoko!! 💕 (also hi mpc!! happy new year! i hope you've been well ^-^)

[n-komas]

Heya! May I get a matchup? I'm an ENFJ Leo w She/Her pronouns. I'm a Jack of all Trades, I'll never be outstanding at something but I can do a lot of things (I also pick up on things rather fast). I love to do stuff w my friends and be creative! Also love Philosophy and History and will drop random trivia always. Don't like competition (working together>) and people not taking me seriously. Love pastel and academic aesthetics and love to travel! Easily excited and very bubbly but also an airhead

Dear User, Thank you for waiting! We have found your perfect match! You’ve been paired with...

Daichi Sawamura!

mr captain himself!

daichi is up there picking up skills and hobbies with you

sometimes he goes over to your house to sit there and spend 6+ hours with you just watching a bunch of youtube videos to find your next trials

 you’ve probably tried just about everything you can think of

baking was one of your favorites though

sawamura came over with a box mix, to which you said NO and whipped out all the ingredients to make it from scratch

because why not lol

the cake came out pretty good!

but decorating it... did not go as smoothly

let’s just say you got clowned in the club groupchat for the next week

lots of hangouts!

at home or out, anytime you two could spend together is time well-spent, so it doesnt really matter to either of you where you go or what you do

both of your families were also convinced for the longest time that you two were secretly dating and just not telling anyone

they would make subtle hints about inviting sawamura over for dinner

or saying that you needed to get more dressed up for a ‘hangout’ which they emphasized with air-quotes

after a while they straight up asked daichi to be honest with them and tell them if you were actually seeing each other

which made him cry from laughter

because NO 

you were his dumbass sister-figure, of course you guys weren’t dating

even after learning that you weren’t dating, there was always a little push to try to get you to date him

which you tried your best to ignore

late-night facetime calls 

deep conversations at 3am

you kind of discuss the meaning of life, the things you live for, what motivates you, how you realistically think you’re going to spend your future, etc.

it always ends in him asking if you see yourself staying in contact with him later on

and the answer is obviously yes every time, but he still asks just to make sure

roadtrips together are also a must!

he offers to drive too

lets you use the aux cord </3

stops at a gas station before officially getting into travel-mode to stock up on snacks

but anyways

no matter what the topic is,

daichi always takes whatever you talk about seriously 

always always always

he falls for pranks every time

so please <///3 spare the guy LMAO

daichi just loves and appreciates you a lot

he sees you as a little sister, even if you’re older than him

he wants to protect you at all costs and keeps you so close to his heart

you truly are family to him

Thank you for working with us! We hope you found satisfaction with your newfound bestie~ Honorary applicants we considered for the role were: MORISUKE YAKU & KENJI FUTAKUCHI. Thank you again for your time & we hope you enjoy your future lifelong friendship!~ Thank you for requesting!

[actiniumwrites]

hi! first of all congrats on 1k followers, i've enjoyed all the works u have put out so far and i'm looking forward to more of your writing :DD also, i thought id participate in the event cuz y not

alias: yana

i think i have a pretty chill personality, i see myself as somewhat quiet and a little awkward but if i have reassurance that the person im with isnt secretly judging me then i tend to be more chaotic and noisy,, i also feel that i dont like to dwell over small issues. my hobbies/passion would include reading and occasionally drawing or writing. for some things i like.. i guess i like pretty things ?? like watching the sunrise and sappy stuff like that 😭 i mainly like more chill or calming things esp when it comes to movies like studio ghibli or even genshin,, but i also like a little bit of cool concepts or mind boggling plots (mainly in anime) as for things i dislike, its mainly things like annoying people or dense ppl? and i also dislike noisy or pushy ppl. i don't really have an idea for an ideal date but i know its definitely not somewhere with a lot of people, i'd prefer very few or just me and my 'partner.' the gender chara id like is a male :DD

as for the extra info, im a virgo and last i checked im somewhere between an istj or intp and im not sure abt my enneagram. tho i tend to think that my mbti doesnt fit who i am as a whole but its definitely a part of me. ive also never felt myself truly kin a character but i think i could pick sawako from kimi no todoke, albedo or ganyu. my ideal type is someone thats funny, chill or calm, understanding, and a little bit of an airhead but also smart/logical iywkim aand just someone that would go along w the random stuff and isnt very negative :DD

habshaha okay im done im sorry if this is long 😭 this is actl my first time participating in an event on tumblr so i hope i get a slot ,, anyways, congrats again on 1k followers : ) i'm looking forward to ur future posts <33

I MATCH YOU WITH . . .

KAEYA!

TROPE: BEST FRIENDS TO LOVERS

kaeya and you were both knights. as soon as he met you, it was like love at first sight for him

he loved how laid back you were. it was a nice contrast to how stiff a lot of his other coworkers were. he quickly became comfortable around you. it was a mutual feeling for you, too

you guys would partner up a lot to go on missions, and it always just felt so peaceful to be around one another. one thing led to another, and you both gained feelings

kaeya felt a little unsure at first. could he really let himself belong to you like that? give his heart away so easily?

so he took you on a “date” to confirm his feelings, not that you knew this was a date though.

it was 5 am and kaeya had come knocking on your door, just like he told you he was going to do the night before. an hour later you both sat atop a hillside at windrise, a breeze flowing gently throughout the morning air

kaeya laid in your lap as you watched the sky, a small smile on your face and a gleam in your eyes. “kaeya, look! the sun is rising!” you exclaimed happily

kaeya’s eyes snapped to the sky before turning back to look at you. he swore he felt his heart stop for a moment at the sight

“hey,” he called out to you. your head toward his at the sound of his voice. “yeah?” you asked

not even a second later, his lips were on yours and yours on his. yeah, there was no doubting his feelings now

[rsmrymnt-tea]

*makes a game rec* *leaves out the key details of where n how to play* um,,,, I will admit to be a little bit of an airhead at times lol

Anw I'm very glad you're intrigued!! Ngl I typed the whole thing out and pressed send and then my anxiety shot way up because Shit That Was Super Presumptive Of Me!!! But it's a good game with a cool concept and excellent writing and I hope you enjoy it when you get around to playing it!!

And I'd very much enjoy hearing about your experience with playing it too!!

OH!! Completely unrelated to ^ that stuff but, that cat video!! Our Maine Coons do that before they drink!! I think I remember reading that it's something they do when they're content, akin to kneading??

But ye!! I hope your day gets better!!

- 🐝

dfgklsdfjg nonnie pls!! I can't really think of an recommendation of a game or IF that would offend me? Like ;w; Looking at Wayfarer now I'm really happy you recommended it to me hdfjkdfg the way you can build up a character... And ace romance routes??? ;w; ;w; ;w; Everything in the Key Features section sounds SO delicious to me!! Like I was already having my interest piqued when you said it was a dark fantasy (delicious) but all the details... the art... uwaaa...

It's just insane that it's browser based??? Which means it's free and insanely accessible plus the ability to have a manual save so that you don't lose all your progress if you clear your history... oml... Nonnie how'd you even find this ;w;

Link to the thing for anyone seeing this ask and wondering what we're talking about. Holy hell.

I'll have to pen in in planner when exactly I'm gonna give this a go. This looks like it'll satiate something in me that I never realized I needed >w< The concept... The characters look so lovely... The premise as well... Thank you so much for recommending this to me??? I'm trying not to hype myself up too much but I'm already somewhat expecting a lot of brainrot from this dsfhg

AND ;w; you have Maine Coons??? ;w; Those huge cats, and plural??? So cute that it seems like it really is a sort of happy little dance, thank you for telling me!

My day right now is a bit better >w< hoping to sustain the nice momentum...

[the-firebird69]

And who the hell would name a store in this realm in their right mind BJ's it is if you go in there they're going to try and give you a BJ so we're going to take over all of the BJ's globally today cuz you're a treasonous w**** bja you're a suck that I just trying to harm my son so we're going to harm you. You're a filthy f****** retard too I'm going to nail you every time you go around the corner too every single time every time you try to get out of your house we're going to hit you each and every house cuz you're a f****** loser than an a****** and sister who shouldn't be anywhere near him take you into oil and let you on fire I'm sure if menglwr is back in his own body is not going to feel like taking over her body I'm here goes a****** I'm going to get into my sheriff's uniform I said the money is too rich stupid f****** moron now I'm taking over your stores cuz you're messing with me yeah in the pc see all get sucked in when you kill all you.

Awesome I hear something from him he's a pisshead that little a****** Corky he's just reacts to stuff runs off gets his uniform on we're going to take him out I'm so sick of seeing that piece of s*** the next one is is not Mac f****** airhead keep saying it to us every single time I don't want this jerk off around him it's too freaking nasty it's a real low life you lit them up let's burn them on if that's why they lit up that is lighting it up they're sitting here and they're stupid and they're dangerous and have too much power for stupid dangerous people acknowledge that and I really respond now to Olympus and say this guy is forcing his way here we need to get rid of his people so many of them died that we should be able to get rid of a lot of them and he said have a nice big huge smash the face all you have to do other stupid jobs it's in there saying he's going to come back and arrest him and s*** it's annoying as hell somebody assigned more teams to him every single time he says something like clockwork you increase it until you erase them here then you start over again we don't need them around because they don't make any money they don't earn any money they don't make anything they don't work in factories they don't work in plants they hardly work at McDonald's and Walmart and Banks and places where they meet us and they meet Max and they meet foreigners you understand what I'm saying that these people are thieves and murderers and muggers, replacing a real alert I'm going to leave that real alert out and we're telling people to shoot them on site and if you don't you're holding for questioning you want you to go out there and kill these retards no matter what you do you should have been can't grab them leave them there are you shooting them and you can't ground pull his head off like that if we can them you find bunkers full of them you can't do anything poison the s*** out of I'm going to write up an sop and send it to Olympus I'm tired of this jackass we can eradicate you I'm going to focus on you like you're doing our son everyday you focus on him he's got hardly anything going on and he's annoyed beyond imagination because of you

Thor Freya