#so unseriousss

[itsrlymine]

The funny part is the minute I put that ask in, I scroll down and you post the meme that was used for his song to blow up. That’s a sign, idc. He wants me so bad smh. Now I just feel bad cause once it gets exposed that he isn’t the dad everyone’s going to clown him for posting the baby shower pictures. But I’ll be there to pat his head as he gets clowned on social media 🤷🏾‍♀️💖 love you boo x.

GIRL BYE!!!!! Not he finna be spending all his money in an effort to apologize! I can see him at your doorstep with mad flowers and a new car rn.

[mrgladstonegander]

gal for gladstone is NEEDED for magicstone because the way gladstone immediately falls in love after having Some Girl be like "wow you seem kinda tortured :) but in a noble way"

[baby-xemnas]

our friend's home!!!

LOVE THEM

[ka-li-pe]

badtober day 4 prompt is spongebob, which was kinda a background show for me growing up so i asked a friend to give me inspo and she said, "bob l'eponge by the seine"

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 4

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris and 162,823 others

yourusername: AYEEEE wedding day in mc! not the type of content that i usually make but here i am getting married to maxie poo in mc! plz pu 😈💐👰🏻‍♀️

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user1: rip all ppl who actual believed that this is an ACTUAL wedding LMAO. the biggest joke that she's ever made she is actually executing 🤣🤣🤣

maxverstsappen1: What are you talking about?

maxverstappen1: This IS a real wedding??

maxverstappen1: Huh? I am lost.

user2: out of EVERYONE playing into the joke i didn't expect max to go full on roleplaying mode 💀

maxverstsappen1: I am not roleplaying ❌🤷🏻‍♂️

user3: BYE HE IS SO UNSERIOUSSS 😭😭

yourusername: CANNOT WAIT TO FINALLY MAKE BOO MY BOOOOOOOO

maxverstappen1: 😘😘

user4: aight y/n the jig is up you can STOP COMMENTING FROM UNDER MAX'S ACCOUNT 😀

yourusername: what are you talking about... 🫠😞🔐

landonorris: I am still baffled how you got this man to do so many things, oml...

yourusername: he luv luv luvsss me cuz of my beautiful smile and amazing smexy humor 🥰😌😇🤭🤭🤭

maxverstappen: Oh, okay! Believe what you want!

user5: HE ATE HER UP I FEAR LMFAO

user6: DAMN SAVAGE MAX 😭😭😭

user7: bro im so glad we r getting unhinged max bc of y/n omgghhh 👺👺🤡

user8: BYE i need to see max in full wedding smexy smexy smexy attire UGH pls y/n i beg of u to PLS make him show up in a tux on streammmm 😇🙏🏻👼🏻🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️

yourusername: 🤭🤫

maxverstappen: 😐

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾

lmao i lied again, part FIVE i swear will actually include the mc wedding, and for al of y'all's confused, ITS FAKE LMAO they are not actually getting married for reals, just for funsies (shout out to my moots for letting me know this bit was a tad confusing 😭)

i'll see if i can get part five out tmr afternoon or evening!

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[wasabijean]

WE ARE SO BACK

OMG THE PILOT

[wisteriagoesvroom]

i thought this was a float but it’s just this random-ass helmet help me this multibillion dollar sport is so patently unseriousss

[osarquivosmagnus]

I'm very very late on qsmp and catching up now so yet again here I am talking about something that happened a month ago. But. I'm HEARTBROKEN over this whole cellbit vs forever arc and how cellbit is trying to get into the federation like it is actually giving me anxiety but. While they were talking in a room to pretend that they were alright to get richarlyson back from quackity, forever said he found a book cucorucho wrote to cellbit and said "you really trust him??" and it was a binary code. Cellbit went VERY serious and translated the code... it said, in portuguese, "you are a fucking jerk" and I'm shitting tears from how much I'm laughing rn omfg they are so unseriousss they are in the middle of a hidden CUSTODY BATTLE OVER AN EGG and can't not crack jokes at each other for 5 minutes

[teddybeartoji]

whats funnier is that he doesn’t do it on purpose he’s just silly. i can picture him between your legs while your brain is MELTING and then he suddenly stops like “i think i didn’t turned off the stove” and he tries to keep going but then he stops again and looks at you dead in the eyes like “you know what. I Need To Go Check.” AND YOURE LIKE !2?1$3?2$;?2$:! YOURE SHITTINF ME??????

STOPPPPP😭😭😭😭😭😭 HE'S SOOO UNSERIOUSSS HE JUST PRESSES A QUICK KISS TO YOUR CLIT AND THEN JOGS OFF TO THE KITCHEN WITH YOUR SLICK ALL OVER HIS CHINN?????😭😭😭😭😭 JWVEKWBGKWBDBQ AAHHHH PLSS I HOPE THAT U KNOW HOW HAPPY I AM THAT U AGREE WITH ME ON THIS THAT U THINK OF HIM LIKE THIS TOO AAAAAHHHHH HE'S SOO RIDICULOUSS he doesn't even realize it smhhhh and then when he comes back ur all pouty bc wdym he just left u like that and he thinks that's the cutest sight in the world so he's just crawling to you with the same stupid smile on his face while he kisses along your jaw, whispering smth about a house fire??????????

[hermithomebase]

Sans is Nes theory 🤝 Spreedrunning drontrovery

Dumbest controversies of all time

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LITERALLY SO UNSERIOUSSS id argue the sans is nes matroversy is even dumber than speedrunning bc he didn't even do Anything wrong he just put out his silly little youtube video drawing crazy conclusions (WHICH, YKNOW, IS HIS FUCKING BRAND!) and people got SO. FUCKING. MAD. like guys i will defend him giving the pope undertale to my fucking grave everyone who doesnt understand the weight of that is a fucking retard

[yipeewahoo]

IM aGoONNA SCREAMMM CGI ON HOUSE IS SO UNSERIOUSSS

[userscuderia]

of course alpha tauri spin so max can get a free pit stop this sport is so unseriousss

[unlosts]

btw they did Gideon so dirty like his death was so unseriousss what do you mean a fucking NEST

[trickarrows-bishop]

PINTEREST USERS ARE SO UNSERIOUSSS

HELP ?? FDKJSHFDSKJ

[only-forr-me]

life is so unseriousss

[nervouswaltz]

the one before that was so unseriousss it was abt blocking fans that critixized them i think. The a6d one was what gave him the Controversial status and from then one you could find "dream stands dni" in bios 🌟

OH MY GOD THE FUCKING SPREADSHEET. I REMEMBER THAT. I JOINED SORTA IN THE ECHOES OF THAT IT WAS A RELIC AND A JOKE AT THAT POINT. JESUS.