#so thats funny

[supermaks]

Don’t know if you talk about it on here but thoughts on Kendrick going in on Drake

tbh .. Drakes about the goofiest rapper to have beef wid u can say anything and be even slightly accurate and walk out a winner because Drake has nothing not the industry not the culture definitely not the penmanship. Once j cole bowed out I was like ok lmfao this isnt serious. But I think Kendrick isnt just like beefing I think he genuinely wants drake dead which is literally fine wid me

[ask-prune-juice]

Borf borf

"Is that your pet? They seem friendly, do they have a name?"

[olivsie]

happy birthday :D

Thanks

I made blue blueberry muffins (the brown stuff is streusel)

[awkwardtickleetoo]

The happiness it gave me to be called king is so??? /pos

Also djxjkxjdjd hhh thank you…

lmao you're so welcome!! I stole king from wilbur like a year and a half ago when he got into the habit so now everyone I know has to deal with me calling them king

[chorus-communities]

me repeating ‘ i am not annoying ‘ every time i text someone

[moonstandardtime]

people rlly like this post huh. ok heres a treat. assume this is immediately postcanon

#the power of hyperfixation trumps the unwillingness of adhd #my post

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🌠 alltheworldsastage 🔁 thelooperrrrrr

🐈 catfindr Follow

[image of a kitten named "Derogatory Craft"]

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🏰 josepierre

ugh all my mutuals are getting frozen in time. dash is dead

🏰 josepierre

immediately after posting this i got frozen. change god loves me?

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🫀 theyaoiofchateaucastle

anonymous asked: ARE YOU ONE OF THE SAVIORS

I DONT KNOW WHAT UR TALKING ABOUT

#LEAVE ME ALONE..... #plum.asks #plum.original

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🫀 theyaoiofchateaucastle

anonymous asked: is the ka buan savior single

WHERE are you all COMIGN FROM. also WHAT?????

#plum.asks #plum.original #(shes not interested)

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🗒️ am-i-the-crabclaw-official

anonymous asked: AITC for freezing a country in time? This sounds really bad but I had my reasons. I (dilf age, M) lost contact with my home country tragically. I was stranded in a very hospitable country, and found myself happy there. The people were welcoming, kind, and joyous. It was... perfect. I decided that I could not allow the same tragedy to befall this place as did my home. So, I took action; I asked the Universe for its aid in preventing this, and it supplied. It gifted me with power over time, so that I might capture and remember this beauty forever. However, it seemed that the residents of this country did not understand my intent... A group of saviors came to stop me, and are insisting that I am in the wrong for my wish to save them. AITC?

#aitc #am i the crabclaw #snickering. we all know who #tho im not sure where the asker got this much info? #and its certainly not the man himself hes frozen as the evolution of crabs #im inclined to believe this is one of the saviors tbh.

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🌠 alltheworldsastage

🌟 thelooperrrrrr asked: can you tag ur vent

whag

#ur pfp/. #anwser my bblinding calls #also yea👍

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🌠 alltheworldsastage

stars i dont know what to do with myself. why do i still feel like this

#ignore me #vent

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🕊️ thatskykid 🔁 4ours-a-crowd

🕊️ thatskykid

did literally anyone else see that weird shade btw or am i losing it

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You're not losing it! We're pretty sure that was a Color!

Pretty recently (as far as academics are concerned), there's been a pretty big discovery--that of Color Theory. Essentially what Color Theory is, is that the shades we see now are actually much brighter shades called Colors, and for some reason, our eyes or brains lost the ability to process them. For example, grass is "Grin" and the sky is "Blu".

What you saw was "Red", which reportedly appears when something is "breaking". There are a lot of reports from Central Vaugarde of people seeing it in the sky around the same time / just after the King's curse dissipated, leading many to believe that it's directly related. We won't know for sure until the saviors come forward with more information on how their quest went, but it does seem pretty likely.

TL;DR: You saw the fabric of reality breaking, probably as a result of something the saviors did when defeating the King. Isn't that fun!

🕊️ thatskykid

CRABBING EXCUSE ME

#WHAT. WHAT #AND UR JUST GONNA LEAVE ME WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE.

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🐉 SHADOW-CHATEAU 🔁 misplacednostalgia

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WHY I THINK PLUM @THEYAOIOFCHATEAUCASTLE IS THE CHOSEN SAVIOR OF VAUGARDE

Ik this sounds a little conspiracy theory-y but hear me out ok.

ok Im not super sure how to start this. but Ig Ill start with what tipped me off at first.

so way back before all the king stuff. shed mentioned she lives in central Vaugarde and is a housemaiden. the chosen savior is a housemaiden at Dormonts house, which is in central Vaugarde. its a rlly big house bc it represents a bunch of small villages so it does have a lot of housemaidens but still.

SECOND THING. is that at the beginning of the King stuff, like right when the King invaded Dormonts house, she went offline and then CAME BACK. only one person escaped the house that day and it was the savior. sure, she mightve just been out of the house that day, but like? cmon

THIRD THING. is that if you look at her archive, her posts line up pretty well with what it seems like the savior was doing. she talks about traveling a couple times and Im pretty sure I remember seeing a post back then complaining abt camping. also one complaining abt defenders right around the time Jouventes defenders denied the saviors request for help. but I couldnt find either when I look back so I think she mightve deleted them

FOURTH THING. is she was offline for most of the day before and the entire day of the Kings defeat. which yeah nobody in Vaugarde was online consistently at all, especially not people who were traveling, but. like. with all the other stuff? its just the final nail in the coffin yknow.

so. theres my theory. dont harrass her or anything OBVIOUSLY. but Ive just been thinking about this nonstop and I NEEDed to get it out there

#ur telling me the chosen savior of vaugarde is a fujoshi

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🫀 theyaoiofchateaucastle

guys please...

#plum.original #thanks for all the follows? but oh change my notifs. my inbox

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[image of a kitten named "Malanga Fritter"]

#!!! #fav

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🌃 changehold

thinking about stussy

isat fakeposting. id do it but i dont have the patience to come up with it. somethn somethin electronics dont like being frozen and ur mutual is complaining and getting zero notes. king posting aitas. siffrin ventposting rlly vaguely between petfindr reblogs. anyone else see that weird shade no just me ok. mirabelles highly popular yaoi posting blog gets found by the masses

[punkitt-is-here]

dipper is a weirdly special kind of character to me because I was that type of kid, the one who wanted to grow up too fast and got irritated at their sibling not taking things too seriously and never wanting to seem childlike. i connected heavily with him, and honestly the entire arc of Gravity Falls being in part about him learning to just be a kid really helped me in the long run. it was a great wake up call seeing a character so similar to me at that age learn to finally stop trying to be an adult before i was ready.

[kanakori]

i had to

[mychemicalbrromance]

Guys ive been reading peak

[doctorsiren]

The books reveal that Ford is actually a secret partier

(Available as a print on my Etsy Shop)

(wips under cut)

[evercelle]

joongdok so far to me. specifically chp 370

[hinamie]

in spite of everything, I had fun <3

[saragrosie]

Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

[crowlixcx]

You never say what you’re really thinking.

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[spooksier]

me when the emotionally repressed character is revealed to have had something happen in their childhood that was completely out of their control but changed them in a way they can never come back from