#so that they don't see your CURSED acts 😨😨😨

[melodic-haze]

Instead of the saying, "the bigger they are, the harder they fall" This blog's version of Arlecchino, the correct version, is "The more dom-coded she is in-game, the more bottom she is in reality." or something like that.

I was gonna say "The taller the high heels, the more bottom she is" or something like that. Because those shoes give her like an extra 5cm(I had to convert this from the freedom units because I forget you're in the UK) to her height. Talk about overcompensating. (But size difference will always be top 5 best tropes for me)

Just sayin, she would 100% have her bedroom be covered in the drawings the children drew for her, or atleast have a dedicated drawer, because the fridge was already completely covered. She would also be either really proud or really embarrassed explaining this to you when you enter into her room for the first time.

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I cropped it bc I wasn't sure if you wanted your public acc to be exposed out of anon or not but anyway THE AMOUNT OF FEIXIAO??? 😭😭😭😭BRO'S PREPARED FOR ME TO BE UNLEASHED AHAHAAH bro's goated 💪

This absolutely is how it's worked in this blog though. There is NO person I can't subify bc my imagination runs in overdrive CONSTANTLY sooo obvs I'd find Some way 🥰 if there's a will there's a way soooooo

I shit you not I'd have even themed this fuckass blog with Arlecchino but I can't see red so I'd be kinda doomed. It's why my blog palette is mostly blue and puple, with the red and orange highlighted names being bc I've memorised which colours to use from constantly asking which circle's red and which one's orange LMAO

It's so fucking funny how Arle's actually like at LEAST average height or less though 😭😭😭😭 like girl no WONDER your shoes high and impractical as hell like I think my ankles would BREAK......but also idk how to use heels so it'd break anyway. But it's so. So funny cuz girl I'll just pull you down you may as well ditch it

SHE ABSOLUTELY WOULD HAVE ALL HER DRAWINGS ON HER WALLS THOUGH 😭😭😭😭😭😭 "cold and unfeeling father" and then she plasters them on her bedroom walls bc she never really expected she'd bring ANYONE in there so she thinks it'd be safe to do so without tarnishing her self-made image. Then when you get there, she's so embarrassed but she tries so hard not to look it 💀

[nocreativityfornames]

Mammon: Wait, wait, wait. So you're tellin' me that if Lucifer had been nicer, you would've never tried goin' up in the attic a second time?

MC: Yeah.

Levi: Wait, what? How…?

MC: Alright, look. There were two reasons why I wanted to go into the attic. One: I was hearing Belphie's voice from there asking for help, and two: Lou was acting suspicious as fuck about it with the whole threatening me and shit.

Lucifer: I-

MC: Shh, let me explain!

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Pff…

Satan: So what, you're saying that if Lucifer hadn't acted the way he did, you would've just given up? No trying to go into the attic, no suspicion, you would've just ignored Belphie's voice and went on with your day?

MC: Absolutely. I mean, think about it: I had just gotten here, and someone not wanting a stranger to go into certain parts of their house is kinda reasonable. And like I said, it wasn't the "not letting me go there" thing that made me want to go there, it was the suspicious behavior!

Because again, you threatened me and just started being an overall dick after you caught me trying to go upstairs.

Lucifer: MC-

MC: But I understand your reasons, you were worried, wanted to protect your family, and bla-bla-bla. Don't worry, it's fine. We've come a long way, I love you, you love me, and there's that. But going back to the topic…

Asmo: 🤭

Lucifer: 👿

Asmo: 😦🤐

MC: So the point is, you catch me going to the attic, and you threaten to kill me if I try doing it again. You don't try to explain, don't try to convince me I shouldn't go there, you just go: "I have this tea that will put you to endless sleep, muahahahaha."

All brothers (except Lucifer): *try not to laugh*

MC: And in my head, I go: "Bet. Imma see what the fuck's up there, and you old man, you ain't stopping me."

Asmo, Beel & Mammon: 😨😦😳

Belphie & Satan: *wheezing in silence*

Lucifer: *glares at them*

MC: But that could've been prevented! Like, if you hadn't threatened me, and tried to explain why I shouldn't go there in the first place-

Lucifer: I couldn't tell you the truth.

MC: Well, you could've come up with anything! Because remember, I had just dropped here, in literal fucking hell. So you could've told me literally ANYTHING and I would've believed you. Like, you could've just told me the room was cursed by an evil spirit or something. Because I'd hear that and go: "Alright, have a nice day. I'm never stepping foot on these stairs again."

Beel: Pff...

MC: But nooo, Mr. Pride had to go: "I won't give you ANY explanation, and I will KILL you if you try going there again." And that combined with the strange voice asking for help? It did not give you a great look, I gotta say...

All brothers (except Lucifer): *already laughing their ass off at this point*

Lucifer: …

Belphie: Wow...

[clamenstell]

more lovesick!gojo cause this man lives rent free in my head 😔 (also cause u guys seem to really like him too 😳)

- lovesick!gojo who purposefully gets himself injured just so you can treat his wounds and nurse him back to health. "How'd you get this hurt Satoru?" "Uh, I don't know, just happens I guess," he shrugs but in reality he asked Suguru to use his curses to hurt him on purpose. "Can't you ask Shoko to heal your wounds?" "She's busy and I can't treat these myself~" "What happened to your untouchable infinity?~" "...It's a work in progress." you don't believe him.

- lovesick!gojo who hangs around your dorm during his free time whenever he can because he loves your presence and want to be close to you. 

- lovesick!gojo who barges in without knocking the door since you got used to him coming in whenever, but this time was a bad time. You were changing when you heard your door burst open with a loud obnoxious voice yelling "I'm bored! Let's do something! :D" "😦" "😨😨😨" You've never seen someone shut the door so fast. "I am soo sorry. Oh my god." you can hear him mumble through the door.

- lovesick!gojo who's face was entirely red as he covered his face with his hand, head leaning against the very door that separated him and your half dressed self.

- lovesick!gojo who swears he would gouge his eyes out if you asked him but at the same time feel blessed for being able to see a sight he thought he would never see, he feels like a young pubescent teen all over again. You forgave him as you know it was an accident but he still bought you pastries as an apology.

- lovesick!gojo who feels his face heat up whenever he sees you as the thought of you half dressed would pop up and make him flustered, making his cheeks red.

- lovesick!gojo who acts stupid when it comes to homework so that he could ask for your help and try to score a study date with you. "Hey can you help me with question 4 🥺?" "Sure :)" "That question is so easy what are you talki-" Suguru, who has to deal with his sad attempt at flirting, likes to interrupts sometimes, good thing Satoru has a good reflex and slaps his palm over the cockblocker's mouth.

- lovesick!gojo who loves sitting next to you when you host a movie night with the others, especially when it's late at night as your sleepy self would lean your head on his shoulder for support, he could smell the fragrance of your shampoo and feel the gentle rise of your breathing.

- lovesick!gojo who has never been so still in his life to not wake you up, even if the movie ends he would rather stay here all night to be close to you. When Suguru and Shoko notices, they would make kissy faces and all he could do is flip them off while his ears redden.

- lovesick!gojo who loves doing little things like covering the corner of the table when you lean down to pick something up, or making sure you're walking on the inside of the road when you two walked down the streets, or when raining he made sure you were fully covered under the umbrella even if his shoulder is exposed to the rain (dw he has infinity). Even if you don't notice, he wants to show his love through small actions (you do notice it :)).

- lovesick!gojo who's heart jumps out his throat when you snuck a kiss to his cheek when he brought your favourite pastry, smiling sweetly at him.

- lovesick!gojo who remains still in shock as his whole face burst in red as you grab his hand and held up the pastries he bought, "Let's share them :)" Humming softly and dragging him back to your dorm by the hand, squeezing his softly, to share the sweet treat and maybe watch a movie, just the two of you <3

- lovesick!gojo who swears he can die happy and fulfilled as you two sit shoulder to shoulder and watched digimon together (you know he loves it).

- lovesick!gojo who wishes he could pause this very moment if he could, forget being the strongest as long as he could stay by your side, holding your hand and kissing your cheek <3

- lovesick!gojo who's on cloud nine and can't stop grinning the next day that Suguru and Shoko look at him weird. "What's with his face," Shoko turns to you, sticking a thumb in Satoru's direction and you only smile. "Gross," Suguru grumbles, figuring out the reason and Satoru gasp. "You're just jealous that I bagged the most gorgeous woman ever!" wrapping an arm around your shoulder and pecking your cheek. "I bet you weren't even the one who confessed," Suguru snickers earning a 'Hey!' from your pouting boyfriend, who you love very much <3

- lovesick!gojo who finally gets the chance to kiss you under the moonlight, who kisses you with such tenderness, pouring all his feelings into it, holding your cheek with one hand and holding your waist with the other. Turning his head to deepen the kiss, he never wants to forget this feeling, the feeling of your soft lips against his and the feeling of finally having you in his arms. Pulling away to breath, you both smile as he lean your foreheads together. Gods, he's just so in love with you.

not as good as the last one but hope you guys enjoyed it none the less :)

[ageless-aislynn]

Dear friends, I believe it's time to send a computer exorcist to my humble dwelling place. The reason I've been gone (if you've noticed I've been gone) for the past few days? 5 more blue screens of death and one refusal to completely shut down.

The utter heartbreak of these things? This is a new computer. My dad got it for me for Christmas.

I've been in charge of a computer for at least 20 years now. I've dealt with many problems, I've caused my fair share of problems through just ignorance at the start, through not checking things out thoroughly enough before installing them or whatever (again, at the start). I've dealt with viruses, malware, just weird borked up problems that develop over time as a computer ages. But I've never had multiple computers act like this at the same time.

It's got to be me. But I don't know how or why. This issue started with my poor Mass Effect: Andromeda again. I installed Steam and then Halo and everything ran perfectly (this girl has more RAM so the graphics are GORGEOUS). I installed MEA and when I tried to launch it, I got thrown into a loop of blue screen-reboot-blue screen-reboot 4 times. I finally got it out of that and started researching the problem. Turns out my graphics card driver, which was supposed to support DirectX 12, had a big ol' blank where it came to DirectX. Updated the driver, MEA could launch without dying.

That night, I shut the computer down, everything looked normal, the monitor went off, the keyboard and mouse shut down, but the pc itself stayed powered on. Dead but humming away, utterly unable to be reached by mouse or keyboard. 😐 Had to hard shut it down, then this morning, discovered that it was an known issue with a Windows update. 😑 At least you can uninstall updates.

Then while I was sitting here just looking at my email... blue screen. Oh, didn't you know that that wasn't the right Network adapter driver? Silly girl! Updated it.

Now I'm just staring at it, waiting for the next disaster. I legit feel cursed right about now. I don't see how I could've anticipated any of the above but yet... I'm sure it's somehow my fault. Just like whatever else goes wrong. It'll be my fault for wanting a working computer, I guess. I feel SO BAD for my dad. He wanted to do something so nice and awesome for me (and he DID) and I didn't want to tell him about all of these issues but he came through during one of the blue screen moments so there was no hiding it.

Otherwise, it's an amazing computer, has so much power and if I can just get it past these weird driver issues (everything is updated now, done directly, not using the Windows update thing), I think she'll be a great, awesome pc friend.

I just wish I didn't feel so cursed right now. This is such a wonderful gift and I feel terrified to be happy about it because then something else goes wrong.

Also, apropos of nothing but I truly dislike Windows 11 emojis. Where are my cute emojis? Now they all look as borked up as I feel! 😱😱😱 (Depending on your device, they probably look exactly the same as they did before, of course. 😉But to me? They looked CURSED. 😨)

The ones on the left are the ones I'm used to. The ones on the right are trying to look 3D, I guess? But at a small size, they just look weird and unclear or something to me. Not a big deal, I'll adapt, but I'm an emoji girl, y'all know that if you've been around me long enough, and this makes me feel like I'm suddenly speaking with an unfamiliar accent or something.

Ending with the minor issue. I'll hopefully catch back up with everything I've missed ASAP if my new girl can outrun the out-of-the-box driver issues she's been plagued with. Poor, sweet girl. I know she's good, they just gave her a terrible start. 🤗

THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HUG EMOJI. 😭OH MAN THIS ONE IS EVEN WORSE.

*sigh* Goodbye for now, frens. Love you. 💖

[bbyvrtx]

HIII OMG GIRLLL I saw your first Robin Arellano post and IM IN LOVE (literally I’m gonna kneel to whoever asked for that 🛐🛐🛐🛐) and of course only if you have time and if you’re comfortable (ilysm have the most gorgeous life ever #slay) if you could do some robin Arellano maybe where he’s a bit (very) evil and like there’s a new transfer student at school😨😨😨 like what would happen to the new kid? What stuff would robin do? Maybe you can add a bit of smut only if you’re comfortable! write it whenever you want k don’t wanna push you at all <3 LOVE U

AHHH. Lovley anon, this ask gave me severe Joe Goldburt from YOU vibes, like- aughhh! Also Thank you for the #slay, cause you too! Be sure ya drink water!

A/N: This HC contains slight smut, but it's Robins thoughts. ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ (OF AGE) ALSO DON'T BE QUIET READERS!! I LOVE HEARING YOUR OPINIONS! IDC IF ITS TALKING ME DOWN CAUSE IT'LL ONLY BRNG ME BACK UP TO DO BETTER!

Warnings: Murder, Joe Goldburt Coded Robin, Manipulation, cursing, blood.. nsfw thoughts, Robin is a stalker. (Tell me if I missed any!)

Reader uses Fem pronouns! Requests: Open

He saw you from across the street as he walks with Finney to school when everyone was younger. He walked up to you, getting to know you.

Bro knew from that moment he had to have you. He went out of his way to almost court you to like him.

If someone were to look at you wrong, he'd beat the absolute shite out of them.

Even if you didn't see him, he'd watch you.

One time you spotted him and he just stood there, acting like he was talking to Finney.

Man is absolutely invested.

He knew you before you met him. Like this man knew everything about you before you got to know his name.

"Your name is,___. Right?" He'd approach you during lunch. Knowing what you'll say before you do.

"I'm Robin. Robin Arellano. I hope we can be good, Good friends."

After you get home, some how, some way.. He knows where you live. I mean, of course he does! He's invested to have you as his!

If you have a s/o over, doesn't matter who it is. He'll stand in an alley way beside your house and watch if the window is open.

he'd stand still, despite his hands in his pants watching.

-The second this man has a chance with you, he'd take it. No doubt.

He's shameless with it too. * If he finds out your with someone else, that person comes up missing. He'd kill the person, then help you look for the body.

The first time the two of you were intimate, he'd let you know that he'd never let you go.

Whether that be by killing any person that flirted with you or looked at you wrong. He'd let you know subconsciously.

When a poster came up that they found that person in a low dug grave, he'd kiss away your tears, telling you "Oh, love. I'm here it's okay" While you cry in his neck, little did you know he had a (evil) smirk on his face.

He'd make you believe at was your fault he fell so hard.. was it even love? The way he looked at you sure wasn't. * Pure lust.. that's all he had.

He wanted you, and wouldn't let anyone else have you.

Everything is okay now, lovey.. He's got you now.