#so sorry for this one

[pazzapalooza]

"How would the Fraggles say Masturbation?"

[rosesgf-blog]

[mauvemischief]

you are going to hate me, but just thinking about uni student!James who has a girlfriend but falls in love with the quick-witted, snarky, absolutely gorgeous TA who he is certain is too young for the job but fuck he can't complain. And just thinking about Regulus who is all too pleased to find himself under James but the passing glance of an engraved ring on a necklace he wears sending him spiraling, he'd made a stupid mistake and it makes it impossibly worse that the idiot he now finds himself infatuated with is his brother's roommate and best friend.

[flightlesscipher]

Anyways, have you guys ever wanted to FUCK. an ANIMATED character.

SHHH don't even say nothin. U can't tell me homeboy don't look sexy!!!! Idk how they made him keep that sassy aura by a pencil and ink but they DID. Like ok imma need u to moan in my ear and do it in every single position babycakes. We not just kissin bro we doin da nasty nasty style real sloppy nasty disgusting but he gon drop jokes while inside me like the lil clever devil he is💅💅💅💅and he gunna have to take the ride he mf deserves. Hat can stay on too if he wants but it won't for long😝😝and then afterwards that aftercare gon be mushy gushy lovey cuddles and he ain't gunna understand it but hes gunna be so high off love its all his body will know 2 do‼️‼️

[chaiencefiction]

“White Kale isn’t real, he can’t hurt you”

White Kale:

[lightofthemoonglow]

56. Character B stopping themselves from going further whenever they sense Character A getting a bit overwhelmed with everything that’s happening and making sure that they’re okay. & Peter Strahm x reader, please? 🤔

Note: sorry this took so long to put out! I have been moving and whatnot, plus the holidays are somehow sucking despite me not celebrating Thanksgiving!

Character B stopping themselves from going further whenever they sense Character A getting a bit overwhelmed with everything that’s happening and making sure that they’re okay. (He just… He’s so caring and it’s so fucking sweet AHHHH)

Prompt list

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Another finger slips inside, making it three. They’re large, rough, they fill her up so well that she’s gasping for breath. Strahm keeps his eyes focused on her face, despite that gnawing desire to look down, watch himself finger her. This is still a new relationship, he doesn’t know her the way he wants to. He needs to be able to read her like a book. Every reaction, every emotion. He already knows a few things. The way her thigh muscles tense when he touches her clit, how her left arm twitches when he caresses her hair.

There’s tension in her neck, she’s clenching her jaw as his fingers begin to move. Strahm slows down when a little noise escapes her and it doesn’t sound like she’s about to start moaning his name. “Hey…you alright?” he whispers, fully removing his fingers.

“I’m fine, I’m fine.” But she can’t mask her relief, how she relaxes now that he’s out of her. “You can keep going.”

Instead of continuing, Strahm’s hands move upwards, cupping her face and gently directing her to meet his gaze. “Hey, hey, it’s okay." He pulls the blanket over them once her breathing is level, so they're both warm. "We can just lay here. It's fine." She nods, burrowing closer to him, knowing that he means every word.

[stars-hockey]

Bobrovsky…? More like Bob Ross-ky… amiright?!

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

Literally I need pirate Leone to fuck me nasty i am shaking I’m gonna throw up on the carpet like an overly excitable cat I’m so sorry I need him so f cu king. So bad. Need him so fucking bad I am trembling and dry heaving.

[doctordiscocalling]

You think thats bad?? I don’t even REMEMBER 2012.

16 days to 2015 and I still think I’m in 2012

[astronnova]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[kiryuing]

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[ofswordsandpens]

idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/

[noodles-and-tea]

Smooth

[beastwhimsy]

a project I finally got around to finishing!! the mane 6, inspired by their earlier generation counterparts, within a medieval fantasy style setting. please don't repost without permission! you just need to ask.

some fun facts:

fluttershy is half unicorn here!! that's why she has the deer-like build and slightly long tail.

rarity is half horse

applejack is fully just a horse.

pinkie and rainbow are the only true ponies

their jobs (in the order shown in the lineup) are royal messenger, royal jester, royal menagerie keeper, royal tailor, royal orchard farmer and Queen Celestia's Most Specialest Student.

in this au, they all met due to working within the castle grounds.

in this au, celestia is queen, luna is still banished, and twilight is discouraged from making friends as it distracts her from her studies. she is celestia's heir and grew up in the castle.

they are all marekissers. lol