#so so so dumb

[ri5k]

ppl really cannot stop looking at history and other cultures through the lens of american ideology and idpol huh

[domesticadventures]

part of the ongoing frustration re the chronic headaches, besides the constant pain, is that they're just so stupid. "unclench your jaw" ok well i've apparently been holding myself so tightly for the last 20 years and am so used to it now that if i consciously untense my muscles it actually makes my headaches worse. anyway you'll never guess what i was trying really hard to do yesterday, and how i am feeling now

[serenehells]

Sooooooo

With the Bloomburrow commander decks being revealed today we got to see the face of one of them. A Jeskai go-wide deck called Family matters

Now, I could have easily left it alone, left it at that. But it’s tagline was literally called “make offspring” so I decided I wanted to be cursed. So! With no photo editing skills of my own and the help of my dear friend. I decided to curse the world with this

Suffer

[oddthesungod]

actually and finally getting caught up with the first exandria unlimited episodes (because i need more orym) and i would do anything for dariax ANYTHING

[hamletthedane]

I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

[mochidoodle]

saw some debate over the english title translation of dungeon meshi and I am here to offer you this alternative

[sidhewrites]

Being kink positive makes it really hard to be a hater of media rip. I used to love watching “the WORST book I’ve read this year” booktube videos but now its like I hear them ask, “Who is this werewolf smut even for?” Omegaverse fans, next question. “Why would you write this?” Because they find it sexy, can we stop focusing on the ewie yucky kink part and focus on the fact that the author used the word knot five times in a single scene? It’s bad werewolf erotica, but it’s not bad because it’s werewolf erotica like come on

[mr-malumm]

Caught spying on his hate boyfriend

[artsymeeshee]

Don’t know why I wanted to draw this dumb, silly idea but here we are lol

[tyanis]

Kinda feel like there's some untapped meme/reaction image potential from old horror movie trailers...

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[stellalights]

turnabout sisters edition of this meme

[nerd-izzy-art]

Revelations

[arctvros]

so these are our only two options? we’re cooked

[collaredkittyboy]

[2facehusband]

“you talk about blowjobs a lot” yeah cause like imagine cock in your mouth. down your throat. someone murmuring good boy, that’s it, you were made for this, weren’t you? made to take my cock so well while you sit there in a haze of pleasure, just letting yourself be used. someone fucking your mouth real slow, one hand in your hair to control the pace (which is almost torturously slow, they want to take their time). and when they finally, finally speed up they say, breathless, i’m gonna cum, darling, take it, take it all and you whimper as best as you can with your mouth so full and maybe they laugh, just a little breathless chuckle at how eager you are. and then they’re moaning and burying themselves in your mouth and cumming down your throat and they don’t let you up until they’re finished. fuckin of course i talk about it