#so now im making ford learn it too

[one-strugling-bean]

The Billford equivalent to visiting your loved one's grave is Ford going to see Bill's statue at least once every time he and Stan stop by Gravity Falls

He puts it as a "necessary evil" because "someone needs to check on the enchantments he cast around the area"

Everyone sees that for the half-excuse it is.

Those enchantments were made and reforced by Ford - not even a demigod would be able to disrupt them - but no one calls him out on it because he's always very cagey and serious those days. He's usually gone most of the day, too.

Then one time, a few years into this, Mabel offers to go with him. Ford, surprinsingly, accepts.

They wear matching witch hats just like they did the last time they came together. The duo checks the traps in record time (they're all ok), and Mabel decorates the statue with more of her motivational stickers and glitter glue. Once they have both finished, Ford offers to go back home, but Mabel asks for them to sit down instead.

The sit on the grass, a few meters away from the statue, and Mabel finally prods him about the situation.

Very reluctantly, Ford eventually lets slip that there's a part of him that does miss Bill - his dark sense of humor, the witty banter they shared, his intellect and challenging riddles, how perfectly they could understand each other - and that's why he can't help but go back to visit the statue. But he also hates himself for it, because it's like even after death Bill still has control over Ford's mind.

And Mabel, in all her 16-year-old wisdom, just tells him something like "you can hate someone and still love them care about them"

And that lowkey hits Ford like a truck.

After that, Ford slowly starts coping with his mixed feelings about Bill better. Starting with the tough task of accepting them for what they are.

He tries to be less cagey whenever someone mentions his portal-building era. He stops saying he's "going to check the enchantments around the clearing" and opts for simply "gonna go see Bill's statue later".

(...then Bill comes back from the Theraprism on probation and all that progress goes down the drain cause they fall in love again haha-)

And one night, he finally has a very open, honest, emotional conversation with Stanley about his relationship with Bill. The bad and the good. Stanley is a good brother the whole time and doesn't judge him for it, and it helps Ford a lot.

[godsfavoritescientist]

Thinking about my fic parhelion too. I feel a lil bit bad about how long I'm taking to write chapter 3. But I think my thoughts on bill and ford and their relationship to each other has evolved into something so different from what it was when I wrote that fic that I no longer know how to end it anymore

[marsupials-of-mars]

Was thinking about @ckret2 's bill when i wrote this, but it applies to bill more generally. I think the main thing people pick up on, maybe subconsciously, about their bill that makes him feel so accurate is that he feels.

A lot of people (and most people are guilty of this including me whether they mean to or not) tend to write him as a tragic immortal? In the sense that he's been beaten down by time and learned never to care about people, and has lost the ability to care.

And the first part of that is true!

He HAS learned never to care about people! In the tbob love page, he says its stupid to tie yourself to a mortal in a way where your happiness depends on them. He's LEARNED this. But he has NOT lost the ability to care. And he DOES care despite knowing he shouldn't.

He interacts with people genuinely, he legitimately enjoys the company of "lesser" mortal species, he has fun, he thinks about people when they're gone, he's taken lovers, he speaks in phrases hes picked up from past earth decades because he likes how they sound (ya dig?).

And some people are frustrated when he's written suave and unfeeling for this reason, because he is a goofball. But the thing is, he DOES act, in a way, suave and unfeeling when it comes to situations like Ford and Dipper. He plays up his "immortal deity" persona, constantly reminding them of all the knowledge he knows, PROVING his value to them.

But he gets mad! He falls in love! He jokes around because its fun! He gets stupid and reckless when he's upset! He burns bridges when he doesnt get his way! These are all insANELY short-sighted things for a trillion-year-old to care about!

This is why he can relate to people, and why he acts like a kid sometimes. I firmly believe that he stopped aging the day he destroyed his dimension (which is basically canon i think) not only physically but mentally. He legitimately cannot mature, cannot gain wisdom no matter how much he tries.

He has a lot of INTELLIGENCE and KNOWLEGE, but its like giving a child the library of alexandria and infinite time to explore. Sure theyll probably learn some things out of boredom or curiosity, but theres no curriculum. They COULD read it all, but why would they? That's boring and dumb and they want to climb the shelves and make book forts instead.

Now, more specifically about ckret2's Goldie:

He describes himself as a consumate extrovert. He hangs out with mabel and watches tv and goes to the Rainbow club. And while he does these things, he isnt thinking "this is so below me, why should i care about any of this?" He's just trying to have fun, and is knowingly fulfilling his social needs. He believes he and ford WERE friends.

And the most important part of this that im always thinking about is Bill claiming that being friends, enjoying peoples company, loving, playing, and all that is not mutually exclusive with being an all powerful god of destruction to be worshipped by all.

Which makes sense! Because he is INTELLIGENT and he knows that he's more powerful than these people, and he SHOULD be a being that demands their worship, and he needs to find something that lasts, and makes sense in the wake of INFINITY. But he also has the mind of a mortal, and he thinks the same way he always has. And with both of these insights, the ONLY thing that MAKES SENSE is to have his cake and eat it too. Focus on the big picture while also enjoying the present, SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Manipulating ford to his own end that leads him closer to his forever plan, while also bringing him to karaoke and falling in love. Securing his rule and reputation over the nightmare realm, being feared throughout the multiverse, having his fingers in as many pies as possible-- while partying with his henchmaniacs, drinking out of solo cups and flashing the cops.

Its the only thing that stops him from going crazy. If you have a mortal mind thats built to love and lose and feel and party and wisecrack, and you relinguish it to the horrifying prospect of timelessness, if you're always looking at the existential...you are not going to last a trillion years.

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

hi i cant reblog this post but the results are bothering me so im gonna go through everybody listed here one by one in order of who's leading in this poll:

CALICO JACK: the entire reason im making this post and the entire reason i even thought abt this poll longer than 2 seconds is bc i immediately wrote him off for several reasons and then saw that he was WINNING and i need to set the record straight. first of all, calico jack does not have cybertruck money. those things are going for like $100k right now, cj has $30 in his savings and he does not have the credit score necessary to get himself a goddamned cybertruck. second of all the car calico jack owns is like a ford something or other and it's one million years old and does not pass inspection but it DOES have a pair of truck nuts dangling off the back. you know that video with the red truck speeding through an open field with cinder blocks on it?? that’s jack’s truck

A BADMINTON: i could see it, and i know this is insane bc OP said they're interchangeable and the ARE but i could see it with nigel specifically. my first thought was that ppl who own cybertrucks aren't usually RICH rich like that, but also there's a certain type of arrogant morons who like to showboat their wealth but also are dumb and have bad taste and i think nigel is that type of guy. im thinking abt him going out of his way to hang out with stede just to bully him and make fun of his ship and i think nigel would think owning a cybertruck is some sort of flex. chauncey is less interested in tormenting stede for the hell of it and more into just straight-up trying to kill stede by any means necessary and something abt the single-minded goal of it makes me think chauncey's a bit more pragmatic and less into the showboating compared to his brother (yeah there are like Reasons why nigel might seem a bit more lighthearted than chauncey, only one of them is trying to avenge his brother when we meet him, but also who cares it's the fucking badmintons lol). the car(s) chauncey owns isn't flashy but it is pricey.

PRINCE RICKY: this man is like distant british royalty, i dont think he even learned how to drive until he decided he wanted to follow stede's path and run away to become a modern au equivalent of a pirate. after learning to drive with a private tutor he went out and bought a used audi that was one year old and had less than 5k miles on it and that was him "roughing it"

IZZY: so i voted for him bc i think the aesthetics PERFECTLY fit him but after thinking abt it i would probably change my vote to a badminton. izzy sees cars as a necessary tool to take him where he needs to go and his only requirement is that the color of his car is black. he only buys a new car when the one he has is so old that it's worth more to fix than to replace, and so the only situation where izzy would buy a cybertruck is if he happened to be due for a new car at the same time that the cybertruck was coming out. i think in that scenario the aesthetic kinship he would feel for the truck would be enough to make him buy one even though it's more than he usually spends on cars and it's not his usual sedan. and then he would get in the car and drive it two miles and the software would fail and the car would completely die

STEDE: would not buy a cybertruck simply bc they are ugly. he has better taste than that

ED: same as above but also he's way too smart for that. come on.

FRENCHIE: guys, frenchie's the one RUNNING the scams, not falling for them

SPANISH JACKIE: why is she even on this list. of all the polls to include jackie on, why is this the one. no she doesn't own a fucking cybertruck, come on

[fakeusernamelol]

It's time for my teen dads au Shermie appreciation post with drawings included 😌😌

Yes this is shermie but hes now the child of the twins because im silly, yap below!! 🤭🤭

Shermie was born as Shermaine in 1967 alongside his twin mariana when the stan twins were 15, things you already know happen yada yada yada and we're back to when the twins are 17 and stan got kicked out! While his parents and grandpa were fighting in the living room Shermie was in another room being babysitting by caryn, she appeared in the heat of the fight but it was too late to stop it so she could only watch how her son left home with her granddaughter on his side. Now it was only Stanford, but she wanted to know why her little free spirit had reacted so badly to the good news, yes she knew stanley and ford were very close and it could hurt to move away from him, but Stanley never seemed to have a problem with Ford's previous successes so she could perceive there was something more happening and she needed to know it before stanford leave to college. However, There are things that you would be happier if you didn't know and Caryn learned this the hard way when she found out about the origin of the grandchildren she loved so much after pushing ford to say it 🥲🥲

She was ANGRY, disgusted but most of all, she was disappointed with her sons for the freaks they turned out to be. not one but the two pines twins were a shame to their family now, at least without his machine broken ford get to West Coast Tech so he had a place to go after being also kicked out of house, but things wouldn't go as he expected anyway.

Without any of his parents around it was Caryn's responsibility to take care of little shermie, she couldn't see his grandson as she used to know that she knew the truth, the least she had left was to try to raise him better than she did with her children so she decided to raise shermie as a child of her's.

Shermie's childhood was like the twins but more strict and lonely, Filbrick didn't want anything to do with the kid so he only paid attention to him when he needed to give him some discipline while Caryn cared for him but was much less loving than she used to be with her other sons and without a sister on his side shermie grew up as a quiet and obedient child. Without his «parents» attention or any family member who could guide him during his adolescence (plus sex ed in the early 80s wasn't so good yet) he ended up in bad steps and same as Stanley he got knocked up at 15 by accident. 🥲🥲

Caryn was mad when she find out but at least she help him hide the truth to Filbrick as long as they could, weeks later a call announcing the death of his old brother Stanley came up and he had to go to the funeral to make companie to his mother even if he didn't never meet him (and thanks to his pa the only things he got to knew about stanley terrified him for matching what was he hiding lol) the funeral was the first time after years that he saw his «old brothers» even tho one was dead 🫠 he was very uncomfortable at the funeral wanting to hide at the side of his ma but «Stanford» has been watching him the whole time and took the opportunity when Caryn moved away from Shermie to talk to him. Even if stanley hasn't seen his other child in more than 13 years he knew that something was wrong with him and when he noticed what was that wrong he could only assure him that he would have his support even if what he really wanted to do was to take him and run away lol.

When shermie was around 7 months pregnant Filbrick noticed that the kid's belly was getting rounder and bigger and fuck no, he wouldn't go through that again. no matter if it was cruel or if caryn screamed at him but he wasn't going to let any other kid in this household. Without any support in house and knowing he couldn't stay there with his baby, shermie ran away and took a trip to stay with his «brother and niece» in Gravity falls. (And later find out he was trans lol where my trans man shermie truthers are at 🛐🛐)

He was way happier and loved in Oregon!, Stanley took his time to tell him the truth (skipping the incestuous part for later lol) and that was hard to process among other things like being a dad now but he at least had the support of his father and sister. Shermie, now Sherman, grew up as a very normal and calm man after all the fucked up things he go through when he was younger, married when he was in his 20s and later got the news that he would be a grandfather in 1999 BECAUSE NOBODY KNEW A FUCK ABOUT SEX ED IN THAT FAMILY 😭😭 he loves his grandchildrens and family anyway, but prefers to live far from all the crazy adventures of his family in Gravity falls to have a more calmly life along with his wife in California

I love so much shermie sorry 🥹🥹 and im happy to have a story for the kids in this au!! Want to explore about the stans relationship ship now 🤭🤭 please feel free to send ask or anything about this au i love any ideas for this au 🥹💖💖

Also, when shermie got told he was becoming a grandpa:

🤭🤭💓💖💓💖

[theriverpointace]

i have this h2g2 headcanon that i'm really rather fond of. im gonna talk about it.

okay so first of all, ford has to be able to speak english. which means that he learned how to speak english. and no, i refuse to believe that betelgeusian Just So Happens to work exactly like english, wow what a weird and useful coincidence! because (a) that's just lazy worldbuilding, and (b) we have at least one word in betelgeusian that translates into english: ford's name, ix. "ix" isn't a given name, it's a betelgeusian word given to ford as a nickname because he couldn't say his own name—and, presumably, neither could anybody around him.

i say that ford has to be able to speak english because he lived for fifteen years on a planet full of people without babel fish in their ears. if he came down and started babbling in betegeusian, he would have had a very different experience here. so he either learned english before hitching a ride to earth (highly unlikely, imo, considering how little a role earth plays in the galaxy—i doubt any earth language is too well-known in the wider galaxy), or he had to learn english when he first arrived. this latter is also backed up, to me, by the fact that ford was a bit careless in his original research. i just feel like he would have done the same thing as when he chose a name: get it almost right, but just a little bit off.

i do think ford picks up languages really quickly. in most parts of the galaxy, it doesn't matter if he can speak a language or not, since babel fish are pretty readily available, and everybody has one. however, because babel fish are so readily available, there's no need for a universal language that everybody speaks. the babel fish only work for your ears, not your eyes, so somebody as well-traveled as ford would, by necessity, pick up some basics in a lot of different languages. these basics probably include primarily what you'll find on menus and in travel ports, if i had to guess. (maybe there's some kind of companion to the guide, a hitchhiker's dictionary. maybe that's part of the guide? idk.)

but aside from the necessity of being able to read at least bits and pieces of many languages when one hitchhikes, i think ford does it to make up for not knowing his dad's praxibetel. so what, he never learned the dialect his father loved. so what, he couldn't ever learn to say his own name. so what, he killed his own father/uncle by doing so. so what?? he's gonna learn every other language in the galaxy, just to prove that he can. he's running around the galaxy, convinced that if he can write an article about a planet and know its dialects well enough to read and write them, then what happened to him won't ever happen to anybody else.

and that leads me to my next conclusion: that ford speaks accented english. obviously, everybody does, but i rather like the idea that the way he talks on earth—and possibly, everywhere else—always strikes everybody around him as different. everything else about him does—why shouldn't his voice? so yeah my ford doesn't have a british accent.

but of course, once they're off earth, up in space, once arthur has a babel fish, there's no need for ford to speak english anymore, so he returns to his native betelgeusian ... which leads to a rather surprised arthur going, "ford, what the hell happened to your accent?!"

because since ford isn't speaking a language arthur already knows, the babel fish has to translate his speech now! and i suppose i don't think the babel fish translates accents. like, i guess i don't totally understand how the babel fish works (am i meant to?) but ... i don't know. i think the fish eats up sound waves and what it excretes is something the user can understand based on what's already in their mind. that is to say, arthur, who grew up british and with british accents, hears anything the babel fish as to translate in a british accent. so when ford stops speaking accented but understandable english, and starts speaking a language arthur doesn't know, the babel fish translates with a british accent because that's just what's in arthur's mind.

tl;dr ford picks up languages really easily because he's got something to prove to his dead dad, he speaks english, and it confuses the hell out of arthur when he stops speaking english because the babel fish doesn't translate accents. this is one of my favorite headcanons about ford.

[bugsinshoes]

ok so i just watched @fordtato and @hkthatgffan 's respective videos about their interview with THE alex hirsch and i wanna just say OH MY GOD like SERIOUSLY

im gonna put my thoughts under the cut so theres no spoilers if you havent seen it already (BUT GO WATCH THEM NOW PLEASE !!!) + its gonna be LONG so BEAR WITH ME

ok, so i have MANY thoughts so sorry if none of this is coherent 😭 (this is not in chronological order of when the questions were asked, just me spewing out my totally normal thoughts about this interview so apologies for that)

starting off:

THE BABY IS SHERMIE?!?!?!? IM SO SO GLAD WE FINALLY HAVE CONFIRMATION WE CAN FINALLY LEAVE THIS TO REST !! I WAS RIGHT THOUGH SO HA !!! ACTUALLY SCREAMING !! TIMELINE BE DAMNED (also another thanks to hana, your timeline video is genuinely awesome. i never shut up about it. ever. any time i talk to my friends abt gf and i need to refer to the timeline i go: "IN HANA'S VIDEO-") anyways, i do understand it was a last minute decision on the writer's part of "oh. dipper and mabel need a grandfather, its not ford, and its sure as FUCK not gonna be stan sooo... third brother?" and i do understand alex being like, "oh, this is about ford and stan only having eachother" so i think making shermie younger was a GOOD THING? like, stan and ford had 18 years of just them so shermie wasnt in the picture, so stan and ford technically grew up on their own so ig it works? also, when stan got kicked out, he never got to see shermie grow up, probably only saw him at events when he had to pretend to be ford (post-1983) and as for ford himself, he was too busy in college and gravity falls to really visit the family so... it works! (despite everything)

that aside, lets talk about THE CRUMBS??? like i have some quotes here because i have a LOT to say:

"theyre both so damaged and they desperately need each other" - alex hirsch (talking about stan and ford)

LIKE SUIUHUSHUSH i HATE these brothers SO MUCH (LIES) i cant actually properly express my thoughts because WOW like its clear that they both have their own trauma and they NEED to address it but theyre both too STUBBORN to do so. theyve both been alone for 40ish years so of course they need each other. they grew up by the hip, so theres no surprise that they both need each other (whether they like it or not)

"[ford's] grateful for the forgiveness he thinks he doesnt deserve" -alex hirsch

ford thinks so lowly of himself at times it HURTS. like the lines in the journal about "only then would the freak return a hero" or about his guilt with bill and everything its just so important to his character im so glad we got so much ford content in this interview. like i am EATING ALL THIS UP RN

"[ford] has to always have a mission in front of him, because if he doesnt have a mission in front of him, hes thinking how have i treated people in my life?" - alex hirsch

ford distracting himself with things instead of facing his problems. probably something he had to do a lot, especially with his time in the multiverse. but it really hurts because i can imagine in the 60s, they never had any great coping mechanisms? so i can assume ford was just conditioned to distract himself from stuff so he never learned how to deal with things. and i KNOW in the journal hes like "i meditate!" and im sure that does help somewhat, but it doesnt address the issue itself soooo... sorry ford, but you cant just breathe your way out of everything

ALSO alex calling ford and fiddlefords falling out a "BREAKUP" (air quotes used) BUT A BREAKUP??? this is just adding fuel to my fiddauthor-infested brain rn. i CANT

and alex saying mcgucket is thinking like, "oh i gotta be a better partner" is HEART SHATTERING like the whole talk about fiddleford being "the building guy" who is kind of just there to make machines and please ford. its honestly so heartbreaking because fiddleford loves ford so much he'd leave his wife and child to go to absolute nowhere, oregon and the fact ford is too arrogant to see fiddlefords admiration and overall love for him its just IUIUAHHAS

and i do wanna say, i KNOW bill played a big part in this, by stroking fords ego and buttering him up with his kind words because he knew exactly what ford wanted to hear and that really affected how ford and fidds' relationship was like but THATS A TOPIC FOR ANOTHER TIME. all i know is that ford isnt entirely to blame, but he still is a massive arrogant asshole and he wasnt the best person to fidds at times (love him tho <3)

but im actually so happy because this interview sheds SO much light onto FORD bcs we BARELY got to know him, and hearing it from MR HIRSCH HIMSELF is just so good because we KNOW its a reliable source because its coming from ALEX YK??? like he wrote ford so he probably knows "oh yeah, that man is guilt-ridden as FUCK" and im so glad we get some crumbs of this guy i cant get enough of him !!! (impatiently waiting for the book of bill)

ANNNDD THE TALK ABOUT MAYBE GETTING A SEA GRUNKS SPINOFF/MINISERIES??? I WOULD EXPLODE GENUINELY ANYTHING WITH MY FAVOURITE OLD MEN PLEASE !! i would genuinely love to see more of their dynamic and how everything is after weirdmaggeddon and like dealing with trauma and UGHHH i would kill for stan/ford content PLEASE

also...

hippie ford.

hippie. ford.

i am never getting over this (im internally SCREECHING)

ANYWAYS THAT WAS MY RANT ABT MY FAV THINGS FROM THE INTERVIEW THAT WAS A LOT GODDAMN

im genuinely so happy with all the questions that got answered, as well as getting some deeper insight into characters and stuff. IM NEVER GETTING OVER THE AMOUNT OF FIDDAUTHOR CRUMBS YOU GUYS

im gonna end this by saying another MASSIVE thank you to hana and hk !! you both put so much effort into your respective videos and it was super super cool !! this was totally worth the wait !!! :D

[nowimjustastranger]

Okay extremely hurt/ansyty stanleys???

Illl take that as a challenge btww ifmy spelling is a bit off it’s because im sick rn and depending on autocorrect 👍

Okay au where Stanleyjdhe and Ford were seprersted as kids because Caryn gets an opportunity to leave Filbrick and take the kids with her. However unfortunately Filbrick got to still keep Stanley.

Stanley as kid, doesn’t really have many friends because he “too much personality”. He kinda feels like one half of a whole, and life with an angry Filbrick isn’t much better. Because he did not take the divorce well.

Stabley is forced to sit outside the shop with the “$5 for a Stan” sign. When a strange man who smells of rot takes Stanley off of Filbricks hands.

The man is apparently the leader of a cult called thr Cipherologists. This is where Stanley meets Ford who looks identically like him. Apparently Ford and Shermie were abducted from their mother.

There’s a prophecy with the Stan twins.

“One will release the beast, and the other will kill it”

The cipherologists obviously want to kill the kid who will kill their overlord and master Bill Cipher.

But don’t know which kid to kill. Especially because once the Stan twins learned of the propecfuclly they decided to do what they call the “Twin routine” where they act inddistuigshable from eachother to prevent the Cipherologists from killing one of them.

Whixh teaches the kids at a young age, they can’t act as two different people because individuality is dangerous. However that doesn’t stop the kids for wanting to be themselves and not act as one person.

There is one person who can tell the difference between the two of them and that’s Shermie.

Stanley is takes up lying and acting on the fly naturally, while Ford makes a whole chart on how they should and shouldn’t act.

The twons end up escaping but not without casualties, Shermie gets left behind. But with this traumatic incident, they aren’t able to get over it .

Ford longs to be himself, to not have play damage control for whenever Stanley does something on the fly with their identity’s. But the two feel safe pretending to be one person. Even if it slowly sparking resentment in the background.

And something like the perptursl motion icident happens but something much worse.

If the timeline is in a downward spiral, Ford would step in before Stan's life was ever actually in jeopardy. So, with that said, in this situation Ford would straight up get to Stan before the man who smelled of rot ever could, buying him from Filbrick and whisking him away to one of his bases in a different dimension.

The fact that a cult worshipping Bill was involved would make Ford twitchy and paranoid, but he wouldn't just leave the twins to their grim fate. Honestly, he'd probably freak Stan out with how spastic he was due to sleep deprivation and fear that he would encounter Bill.

The next hurdle would be getting Ford from the cult, which Ford 419"3 would accomplish by barging in in order to get them all in one place. He'd snatch Ford and sedate him for his own safety before using the modified memory gun to kill the cult members by making them forget literally everything, from their name to how to breathe.

The final step would be reuniting the brothers, letting them get accustomed to each other's presence under his watchful eye before he relocates them to their dimension and having them raised under the McGucket's care (idk where Caryn is at this point, but if the cult had Ford than she's probably dead right?). Ford would alter all their memories to make it seem like the twins had been adopted by them as toddlers.

Ford would also leave a sizable chuck of money for Fiddleford, Ford, and Stan, putting it into separate accounts that they would be able to freely access once they turn eighteen. Ford would also set up a monthly deposit to help the McGucket's feed and clothe the two extra kids they now had due to Ford.

Basically, Ford would act as a sponsor for Stanford, Stan, and Fiddleford until the twins were adults (since Fiddleford is older then them and would get access to his account first), which is when the McGucket's would get one final deposit to help them live out the rest of their lives in comfort.

[vespertin-y]

OKAY I FINALLY WATCHED GRAVITY FALLS. TEN YEARS LATE I KNOW. i was expecting to have to power through a bunch of boring kid stuff to get to the actual interesting drama and i was so so wrong i locked tf in and finished it in two days. it's so good what the actual fuck. heres my thoughts on the main characters

mabel: when i was the actual target audience for this show i saw a bit of mabel while flipping through disney XD and i immediately concluded that she was annoying af and i would never watch this show because of her. i would like to repent for this evil evil take by flinging myself belly down onto shattered glass. MABEL MY BABY GIRL...if they ever put her in another Situation or Scenario ill kill someone fr. she's a little too selfish and a little too pushy sure but so genuinely KIND and SWEET and so willing to make a fool of herself to pull her dumb brother out of his head. that unicorn doesn't know jack i hope she gets everything she wants forever

dipper: if i had watched gf as a kid i would have been in very real danger of naming myself after this guy (which doesn't even work bc im not nearly as cool as him!! the woodland creatures would have eaten my ass). it would've been so easy to give him a generic gaining confidence arc but he is never a coward when it really matters and i think that's great. he may not be able to talk to a girl but he can and will beat a gnome to death with a shovel for touching his sister!!! also yeah he is extremely transgender.

stan: OUUUUUGH. STARTS SOBBING. stanley pines the man that you are. i assumed at first that his plot would be about Learning To Love but no he is 100% on board with being the world's best grunkle from minute one. he definitely fucks up sometimes (putting waddles outside comes to mind as does. The Other Thing) but he always tries his very best to fix it. every action he takes just oozes with care for his family. every time i thought he had a motivation that wasn't his family they pulled the rug out from under me and revealed that it was, in fact, just his family again. he would give everything for them. AND HE LITERALLY DOES??? im gonna vomit. he hand stitched fishing hats 😭😭😭

wendy: definitely my least favorite of the main cast im sorry wendyheads...i just feel like there isn't a lot to get into here. every time they imply there's something more going on with her or her family they just snap her right back into The Coolest Girl In The World which might be fun but it's not that interesting.

soos: SOOS MY FRIEND SOOS!!!! i wobbled on him during the middle of the show bc i felt like they were making him Genuinely Dumb instead of just a good babysitter but they pulled his characterization back around by the end i think. he is like me in that he would also die for the mystery twins without hesitation or regret 💖. a lesser show would've been really mean about soos but gf is BASED and SOOSPILLED so he gets what he deserves. he does not have to lose weight or drop his "childish" interests or stop living with his grandma to WIN AT LIFE. awesome girlfriend! dream job! big house! stan using that boat to hunt down his bio dad and kill him, probably!

ford: ill be honest and admit i hated this guy at first but eventually i learned to live laugh love about his massive incredibly fragile ego ruining everything all the time and now i am a big ford enjoyer. what a FREAK oh my god. he believed his journals to be capable of destroying the world and still refused to destroy them because they're His Life's Work????? he had the painfully obvious option to tell bill he didn't know the equation and stall for time and chose instead to say that OBVIOUSLY he knows it he's the SMARTEST MAN ALIVE he's just not TELLING YOU 😤 and then immediately got tortured????? he spent most of his screentime projecting his relationship issues onto an Actual Child?????????? he needs to go to therapy and learn he's not the main character of the universe but he will not be doing that so i can only hope the boat fixes him. if i was stanley i'd've fed him to the shapeshifter.

bill: SIGH. YES OKAY HE'S MY FAVORITE. I KNOW I'M FUCKING PREDICTABLE DON'T @ ME. i spent 90% of his screentime cracking up and the other 10% making Homosexual Detection Eyebrows at my brother! the ideal ratio!!!!! i can't wait to get my hands on the book so i can poor little meowmeow him more efficiently. i knew i was saving that barnes & noble gift card for something important.

[year2000electronics]

I was thinking about this for a little bit but what would happen if Reverse Mabel (especially post-weirdmageddon) meets Anti-Mabel.

Seeing some call Reverse Mabel "evil" I feel this would be a very intresting interaction, Reverse Mabel may see her as someone she could of easily become.

ahh, the "anti" dimension. i ruminated on the concept a LOT back when lost legends first released! i think theres an amateurish fic i wrote somewhere in my files of anti-mabel getting basically-adopted by a one of us au ford BUT I CANT FIND IT.

excuse the opportunity im taking to rant about the idea of anti mabel as a whole lol, but... [continued under cut!]

her dimension is a little confusing to think about sometimes, because the story she comes from, don't dimension it, i think a lot of us can widely agree was almost too much of a "pivot" in a direction we didnt really need to go? it's focusing on addressing mabel's "selfishness", especially in the wake of that flood of mabel hate that started picking up steam, but i feel like the version of mabel that exists in don't dimension it is just... not very true or accurate to the actual character. it feels like a very extended "sorry we had mabel make a rash decision in the heat of the moment that the characters forgave her for because they understand and love her. we will now proceed to have a dimension of all mabels where theyre portrayed as so self-absorbed that theyre all stuck on that dimension with no hope of returning home." excuse my dramatic wording but i swear to god that's what it feels like! and that's what it READS like!

mabel got "caught up in her own mabelness"? she gets distracted with crafts and cats like a SQUIRREL?? the idea of her neglecting those around her being put directly next to her going "i caused an entire apocalypse just to get one more day of summer?" SHE WAS GOING TO LOSE TOUCH WITH HER BROTHER. SHE WAS GETTING LIED TO AND TRICKED BY A GUY WHO HAS LITERALLY BEEN TRYING TO START THE APOCALYPSE FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS NOW. its really ridiculous and it doesnt play well at ALL. this kind of thing really shows to me how trying to please bad-faith critics will literally only make the end product worse.

"but what does that have to do with anti mabel though?" well, anti-mabel's "evil" kinda gets affected by the moral of this story, don't you think? if they arent getting mabel right, then what is this ultimate "anti-mabel" really going to be? not really a reflection of any mabel i know. that's for sure.

but that aside, looking at everything that we know about anti-mabel, her dimension is kinda... played off as a joke? she feels a lot more like a joke character to me more than anything at this point lol

not that i really needed that much development from a one-off antagonist from a silly gravity falls comic but like. how is anti-mabel literally SUPERVILLAIN-TIER EVIL? what? where is she getting the resources for this?? and then you have the rest of her family who are all just like, chill? and its like WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE.

anyways. back to trying to answer the question i was literally asked. i think post-weirdmageddon mabel would see anti-mabel in a different light, thats for sure. anti-mabel's family is nothing like her! maybe she's just lonely. rev mabel knows you can't just get away with doing evil stuff, at least she's learning that, but i think some part of her would sympathize with her deep down

[dandeland]

TL;DR: i’m going to drop all of the billford reblogs ive been too scared to make over the years, block #triangle divorce if you don’t want to see it, peace and love.

You know, from early days of fandom harassment over billford, i’ve gotten into the habit of, rather then reblogging billford posts to call attention to myself, liking them and then saving them to my drafts so i can enjoy my collection without anyone judging me. This has been going on for a LONG time, and by now i have a MASSIVE hoard of billford art and memes and posts that i’ve just… been holding on to? And i’m starting to feel like i should maybe try catering my blog a little more to myself then to people willing to block me over toxic old man yaoi.

It’s been WILD seeing billford trend number one for MULTIPLE WEEKS IN A ROW, especially when nobody is even acknowledging the whole ‘portrayal is romanticization’ thing that was the common view of top gravity falls artists for…. Years? Even with the revival, i’m STILL just adding things to my hoard rather then reblogging them. It’s hard not to get over the fear of judgement.

But i’ve realized that this is my blog, and i get to choose the post, and maybe being disliked by a couple of strangers on the internet won’t kill me. So, as a birthday gift, i have decided that I will open the billford vault. I am cueing up every post to release at the exact same second. I will not tell you when it will be. Could be tonight, could be next month. I’ll only make sure its when you least expect it.

You can, however, be safe from the Hoard by blocking the #triangle divorce tag, if you don’t like the ship for any reason (all valid!!!) or if you just don’t want to see it for whatever reason its fine!

Im gonna be rbing billford normally after this but ill always use that tag. Also if you are a minor and you follow me and you haven’t already PLEASE block the #18+ tag. And i’ll try to put #cw abuse on anything that portrays the more psychological horror art in case its triggering. Either way i’m totally cool with whatever you do or don’t engage with, i’m doing this for me and to face my own anxieties and i totally get that what i like is not for anyone!

Obligatory no i don’t ship it because i think they could be ‘wholesome’, yes i know its abusive, yes i think its one of the realist portrayals of an abusive relationship in media and that is the appeal. I don’t ‘ship’ things because i think characters should be together, romance doesnt even really appeal to me, mainly for arospec reasons. i like ships for Angst, Horror, and Crack, and billford has all of the above. It’s one of the only ships i care about in any fandom. I don’t think it should be treated any differently then normal horror. And i also love ford’s recovery from bill arc and learning to move on more than anything.

[mojavepumpkin]

"so we beat on, like boats against the current. borne back ceaselessly into the past." (cliche, i know but i can't get over that line)

sunday, march 3rd

haven't written in a while, haven't had my computer in a while. left it home when we went to fernandina. it was a good weekend. i was on my phone more than i'd like to have been, the weather was worse than i'd have liked it to have been. still managed to walk 12ish miles, all in all. the weather wasnt so bad when it wasnt raining. cooler than normal, especially sunday. saturday was nicer, walked 9 miles. had a conversation with a man in a silly hat selling free advice. he was nice but i dont feel all that helped, i still appreciate the conversation.

i am disturbed by my lack of preparedness for this literary thing. i have no idea what's going on, what im really doing, who even is running it. oh well, it can only help me i spose. or i could embarrass myself, but i guess i shouldnt get too hung up on that.

i might be getting a new car, or should i say, old truck. which is exciting. this summer. my car is the most expensive out of all of our cars, it was originally mom's and she gave it to me. the insurance is super high, so once we pay it off (in june), we can sell it and get something thats cheaper for me. it just so happens that i have a cheap taste in cars- or trucks. anyway, i hope we'll be able to find a 1998-2011 ford ranger. a tiny little truck for lil ole me.

anyway. im considering deleting youtube. it's tough. it's definitely my most used social media, and i can say 100% that it has made me better and more informed. if you can call it social media. but its also a big "crutch". eating food? watch youtube. getting ready in the morning? watch youtube. cleaning my room? watch youtube (this one is more understandable.)

given it more thought. i will delete it as an experiment. i think i need to learn how to practice mindfulness instead of consuming content every waking moment of my life. i need a book on it, maybe. definitely.

my mind feels very busy at the moment. let me think. the tv is very loud. i feel very hot. my room is dirty. okay. breathe.

what will happen tomorrow? anything of note? not that i can think of, i might make plans. that could be nice. i like keeping myself busy. i wish i could've figured out plans with J today, but nothing materialized - i just went outside by myself. i haven't read very much. but i haven't been on my phone very much. so i guess i've been doing things. i dont have any homework due. i dont have work tomorrow. i should be happy. i need to return a book to the library, and i cant think of anything else i need to do.

tomorrow might be a good day to walk. i'll speak to some folks. i'm trying to incorporate some more southernness into my speaking voice. idk, i'd like to feel like my voice is some kind of connection to the place from which i originate. i tried so hard to get rid of it, now i dont have it all and want it back. thats life.

despite not having known him for very long or very intimately i see a lot of my grandfather in myself. he has become sort of a kindred spirit i spose, for myself. maybe i do believe in the afterlife, i can still kind of feel him. maybe thats the afterlife we get, the feeling we leave with people. even though he isnt my biological grandfather, he was the only grandfather i knew on that side of my family that i ever knew. and now is certainly the only positive father like figure there. maybe all of those parts of him that are in me now are like little shrines i've built so that he can live on. our love of johnny cash, western movies, ford rangers, and straight-edge shaving. maybe i should start fishing more seriously, honestly i've thought about it often. i'd like to go fishing with a buddy. i just need a pole and some know-how, or my friend being the know-how could work too. i love him very much now, even though he is somewhat of a stranger to me. he loved my grandma, i can see that. i read one of their letters and was moved to tears. life is something incredible.

[ididkn0w]

So we got to the factory and met the Turkish family company ppl that we had met in Vegas. N it’s like silly that I’m thwre bc of course im like a kid and like have no involvement in this n like yeah I’m just always there. So then we were in this like conference room for like two hours I’d say? Maybe more and like they were obv talking about business n shit n I don’t understand half of it so I’m zoned out most of the time thibking about u. Did I tell u about how I thought about about that time I ran away to u😭 I just don’t know if I alr talked about it n I don’t wanna repeat myself. Ok so yeah I was just there n like whatever and they were always offering Turkish tea or Turkish coffee and I loveeee Turkish tea it’s soooo good I just know u would like it I’ll try to buy u some. I took a pic of it for u and they also gave us son Turkish snacks n they were yummy I think u would like them but they were good I just don’t like nuts at all. It reminded me that i wanted to eat Colombian empanadas with uuuu😩😩😩 So then they gave us a tour of the favors which was like an hour n a half it was rlly cool it reminded me so much of my grandpas factory in Colombia I wish I could take u there n like I rmb they would put me to “work”in the factory but all I ever did was like sort some cables or smth just so they could keep me busy n shit. But yes I’d love for u to come. So yes ok so there were sooooo many puzzles everywhere like on the walls like paintings u can see In Some of the pictures I sent. So basically the owner was the one who made all of em he loves puzzles n they’re huge n there was like thirty of them hung. So ofc he was my grandpas age and then their sons were like my moms age and then they have a son who is my age around but he wasn’t there n like ofc it’s just like Ik we don’t give a fucj we too young n whatever. He is in college in amstwrdamn n I kept thinking about us visiting there it would be soooo good. So yes then we went down to the factory on the first floor oh wait we went to the top floor first that was the view it’s so cool. So basically where the factory is is an area where only automotive companies can be so alllll of that area is auto part companies which is cool as fuck to me like a land with only factories and only auto part factories. Well turkey is the country with the best and biggest auto part like industry. It used to be textiles but I think it’s now china or somewhere in Asia. But I’m pretty sure it’s china. This factory supplies to European ford and Renault. That’s called smth like oem Idk what it stands for but yes that means like to the automotive company’s themselves and then there’s another one that’s called after market and so in the auto parts industry it’s either oem or after market. So this company was oem and ours is after market which means to places like o Reilly and other popular ones I forgot the name of. Basically we’re not as “successful”? As them id say? I think they have like more and stuff but it’s all by region so basically they’re rlly good in turkey and in Europe and so ours is like “America” and in Colombia Ik it’s like a “leading” auto part company. But I mean it’s just Colombia. So basically what everyone wants is a “door” to America. Everyone wants to get into the United States industry like that’s why hay everyone wants. If ur in the United States and leading that means ur very successful. And my mom I’ve told u before is in charge of that. My grandpas company is in Colombia but she is like in charge of like the distribution in the United States I’ve kinda mentioned that before. I’m rlly just trynna explain what I understood😭 so Ik I’ve also told u that they want to make a factory in Mexico rmb we talked about monte rey? That ur parents could move there? So the thing is u probably know what nafta is already but if u don’t just know case idk if it’s like an American thing I learned in like middle skl😭 but it means North American free trade agreement and basically Canadá United States and mexico Can trade without like tariffs n stuff. N that’s why “we” don’t like china like

[somethinghappenedsohereiam]

Here's another journal entry, I guess. I made another AU!

So, since my brother told me a little more from the Myst series, I've made a Gravity Falls AU with some inspiration from one of the characters. I present:

Gravity Falls AU That I Haven't Named Yet

Basically, my brother told me of a character named Gehn, who tries to write 'worlds into existence' using some method the D'ni people used. Gehn is trying to make a perfect world, one with no hardships or bad things, but he keeps failing. He's not actually writing worlds into existence, but he thinks he is and he has a God complex. Anyways, I heard this and immediately started thinking about Stanford Pines.

Here's the AU:

Originally it was going to be Ford finding a magic book in the woods that he eventually figured out could write things into existence. It could create things or make things happen, the only catch is he had to write it happening. He basically had to write a story, but it would come true near instantly. He would use the book to bring Bill into the world rather than finishing the portal completely, because the book could make the portal work and be stable as long as the portal was near finished. To be clear, the book doesn't make people do things. He couldn't write "fiddleford walks into the room and picks up a book." And it would happen, though if that was already a thought in fidds head he would be more influenced to do it. It creates thoughts in people heads rather than making them do it. If you know about the book and who has it, your more likely to not be affected by it. However, Ford could write "a tree in the woods snaps in half suddenly and falls." And that would happen. He wouldn't really need to specify which woods, because the setting is gravity falls and if he wanted a tree to fall somewhere else, he'd have to be more specific. It is kind of up to chance, however, which tree in the gravity falls woods falls because Ford didn't say exactly, and he doesn't need to. He pretty much becomes to author for the world, and the book understands context clues.

The AU no longer takes place pre-portal incident however, because the kids aren't there and I can't reasonably put Stanley in. And weirdmageddon would actually destroy the world this early, though this concept could lead to a villain Ford AU who loves the power the book and Bill give him. I can't put Stanley in because Ford is already so detached from him and has no reason to reach out, and with the influence of Bill probably would never see Stanley again.

The AU takes place when Ford is through the portal. Ford is in another universe, and suddenly it starts collapsing on itself. Ford makes it out of that universe, and comes across a worn book. It has a riddle on the cover giving a brief explanation of what it does, and that's it. Ford takes a bit trying to figure out what it is, but he knows that if it was the only thing that came out of the universe that just destroyed itself, he should keep it away from Bill. Ford takes an amount of time learning about the book, keeping it secret usually. He uses the book to get around the multiverse, moving easily in and out and getting pieces for the gun he's building, and just getting back home. The way the book works is the same as previously mentioned.

Ford actually gets back to his universe on his own. Stanley has been fixing the portal, as we all know, and the twins are used to Stan by now. Im thinking it's after season 1, halfway through summer. Despite the kids knowing about Bill, he's not a big part of this AU. And there's a reason for it. Ford did not use the journal for big stuff too much, until closer to when he showed back up in gravity falls by reigniting the portal because he was getting more comfortable with the power of the book. He was kind of on a power trip not long after, since he felt more comfortable using the book with his own world.

This AU I want to focus on Ford kinda losing it and becoming The villain instead of Bill. Over the course of the rest of the summer, Ford is kinda passive aggressive towards Stan since he didn't need Stan to return to his world. Ford is nice and friendly with the kids, especially dipper. He's pretty casual with everyone else. Ford uses the book to try to create a safe world. He is paranoid about Bill, and continues being paranoid with everything that comes to his mind. People or creatures from other worlds he's wronged or gotten in trouble and hes scared they'll follow him, people or creatures in his own world that can cause harm to his family. Basically, Ford making Gravity Falls a safe 'bubble' like what Bill made for Mabel, just more realistic. Because it takes place in the real world. For the most part, none of Ford's family noticed how paranoid he's gotten or what he's been doing because he kept the book secret. Once summer is ending though, Ford is more stern about no one leaving, because he won't know where they are or what's happening and can't protect them. This even goes for Stan eventually, because whether Ford wants to admit it or not, Ford does care about Stan. However, since Ford is still being ehhh not alright with Stan? Ford's not going to say entirely why he wants to keep Stan around, because care for him or not, Ford's still mad at him.

I don't have too many more ideas for this AU, but I really like the idea of Ford getting a bit drunk on power and being protective and suppressive. Idk, maybe it's a bit out of character, but it's a neat idea.

Forgot to add, Stan and the kids eventually get Ford to chill because stan isn't giving up on his brother and the kids aren't giving up on their grunkle.

Also to add, I have my own headcanon for Dipper and Mabel's home life. I decided it would be interesting if the twins parents heard so much about what happened with Stan and how Filbrick treated him and Stanford, that Mabel and Dipper's parents wanted to not make the same mistake, but kinda get close anyways. They don't want the creative child to feel unloved and unsupported, so they shower Mabel with support and attention, but that leaves dipper kind of neglected. He's not abused in the same way Filbrick probably abused Stan, but dipper is given less attention. This is what I think the argument was, because one of the parents noticed they were playing favorites without meaning to. This also gives dipper more to relate to Stan, and Mabel more to relate to Ford. It also kind of explains Dipper's being good at 'people' in a similar way to Stan, and Mabel having that sort of ego Ford has/had.

[megamindsupremacy]

okay wait before we get started with Episode 14 im just gonna ramble a lot under the readmore. feel free to make fun of me in the notes as always

ford is hot and i stand by this

when is bill coming back. its been too many episodes since bill. spspspsppspspspspsppspspspsspspsp

did that whole billdip thing that I keep hearing about seriously come from one (1) single episode where Bill possessed dipper? does he get possessed again later on or something? do they argue one-on-one? why is everyone so up in arms about this

i said this in the last post but i adore how Ford went from Thirty Years Of The Unending Horrors straight into punching his brother (poor Stan) and then getting into looney tunes shenanigans with the kids. guy of all time.

do mabel and dipper's parents have literally any clue what's going on. did stan tell them he was sending their kids home in that one episode? what happened there? stan's like "hey sorry i lost the house and my job so the kids have to come home, i booked bus tickets" and then four hours later he's calling them back like "okay the kids crashed the bus and i have my house back, all good, yeah they can stay for the rest of the summer right. right?" and for some reason the parents did, in fact, say "right"."

or he didn't tell the parents that the twins were heading home and was planning on breaking the news... at some other point....?

the "dipper is trans" headcanon is amazing and has an insane amount of evidence behind it but if we accept it as true, you do have to admit Mabel and Gruncle Stan are transphobic as all fuck

"i respect his name and pronouns. i dont respect his masculinity though because he's a pansy ass weak little shit" like that's how it goes for 90% of season 1

speaking of what the FUCK is dipper's actual name. is it rodrick? is this ever addressed later on because wtf

if i had been into this show at the normal time (middle school) instead of now (college) i know with absolute certainty that I would have projected my entire being onto Mabel Pines. I know this.

now that the order of the evil eye or whatever they're called is gone... is everyone in the town just suddenly Aware of the shit that's going on in Gravity Falls? were they completely unaware before? why has NOBODY gone after the Pines, with all of Their Shit, this entire summer, if an entire cult exists to memory wipe people who Learn About Shit

fiddleford makes me sad :( the scene of him mindwiping himself over and over has me like :((((((

the animation for the scene where they start the portal back up again had me fuckign screaming crying throwing up it was really good and i had a lot of emotions about it\

i haven't even gotten to the really freaky stuff yet but how the hell did these guys get Bill past disney censors. he's wigging me out and i'm a fully grown adult. if i had seen him in elementary school i would have flipped my entire shit. wtf.

yes, i will be reblogging "BILL??" on this post every single time i see him. i get excited okay. i keep forgetting he's like a real character and not some guy made up by the internet so every time i see him im like BLORBO FROM MY SHOWS IS IN MY SHOWS?

Gravity falls liveblog post round three because the last one was getting too long. again. Block the tag etc

[fakeusernamelol]

The kids POV of bad ending au goes insanely hard actually--

As far back as they can remember they've had their Ma and their Father, and they learned pretty early that they go to Ma when they wet the bed or break a plate because Ma never made it seem like a big deal, would crack a joke or two and help clean up the mess and at the end of it Ma would always say 'now, we just keep it from your Father.' even though they never really found out why.

Then they got older, and started noticing that sometimes Ma walked weird or got bruises on her face and she would tell them she tripped and fell - but don't go into their Father's study (even though it was eating up more and more of the house) because he's upset and he needs his alone time.

They got older and Mariana figured out that her Father hit her Ma and her Ma didn't hit back even though that's what Ma said her and Shermie should always do when she taught them how to throw a punch. Shermie didn't believe her, but Shermie wanted to be just like Father when she grew up, down to the short hair and the broad shoulders.

Their Father was always a little silly and fun when it was just him - he acted different around Ma, but the twins were starting to think he didn't really like her. He was never scary before, if his tone shifted and his back straightened until he loomed over them and the shine on his glasses hid his eyes, Ma would always swoop in, tell them they were going on a car ride and keep driving in circles until the sun set which has been happening more and more often but the twins liked the radio so it was okay.

But then their Ma slammed their door loud enough to wake the both of them, dragged their dresser in front of the door and held it there when the banging started. "Come on, [ ], you can't keep a man from seeing his own children!" Their father yelled through the door, but their Ma didn't react, just gestured for the twins to stay quiet while she sat on top of the dresser to give it more weight. Her sleep shirt was ripped, they didn't know why. Their father's voice got more and more demanding until he was calling their Ma a bitch and saying he was going to stab the twins with forks while their Ma watched but their Ma kept them barricaded and told them that it wasn't their father, that it was a demon, not their dad, but they didn't believe it because Ma was a liar with bruises all over her that she said were from falling and listening to their Father talk about how much he hated them for hours was horrific.

Then it stopped, and the twins clung to their Ma even if they were 12 and probably too old for it, and they barely slept that night but in the morning their Ma promised them the demon was gone and their father wouldn't hurt a fly.

But then when they saw him again, and Ma asked if he was alright, their father punched her, confirming what they were just figuring out, confirming that Ma lied and their father was scary and that wasn't a demon at their door it was just him. But then their Ma saw them staring and she fought back, both their yelling echoing through the house while the twins were frozen in place. Then an earthquake hit, and a few minutes later their Ma came back up holding her shoulder with a split lip and said they were going on another drive. Ma got them ice cream and said something came up with their father's work so he would be gone for a while. They couldn't find it in them to miss him, remembering the cruel things he said he would do to them if he got his hands on them the night before.

Of course, when Ford comes back, he doesn't get the most welcome reunion.

I'm sorry you're au is making me eat lightbulbs

The feeling of waking up and seeing an ask this big about this fucking au im now obsessed with makes me genuinely smile, to you anon, thank you for making my morning hella better 🫂💓💓💖💖 please don't eat lightbulbs if you die who am I going to tell my perversions to? 🥺🥺

NOW TO THE THEME (YOU KNOW THE TW: Transphobia, misogyny, abuse, hella implied noncon and bad parenting because Ford's sucks here 🙃)

Ford hated to be compared to his Pa but without noticing he had made the cycle to repeat. Their kids were scared of him and saw him more as a figure of authority and discipline than a parent who they can trust, unlike their Ma, with whom they could feel safe and trust her to confess if they did something naughty without fear of receiving a punishment.

Ford lied to himself saying that he wasn't like his father, he wasn't a bad dad, nor even a bad husband! When [ ] was near he just ignored her unless she said something useful, he only touched her when she deserved it and it wasn't his fault that she seemed to constantly find out for that!

«You know the rules [], Don't keep secrets with the kids anymore, fine? »

« Look at you [], what did you do to yourself? You used to be so beautiful... Now you're fat and messy.»

« You're lucky you had me Darling, No men would love you like this anymore, you would be nothing without me..»

Unlike his father, all punishment to stanley would be done in their room taking care the kids wouldn't notice, (unlike them in their childhood..) he wouldn't put a finger in Stanley if the kids were near and stanley had to put that music box in their room before going to their bedroom to make sure the kids wouldn't hear any cry or moan he could do that night. That makes him way better father that his pa was!

Stanley learned well from his Ma how to lie and he was thankful for that. That sometimes remind him of when his ma told the same lies he said now and feels bad for how he didn't notice it at the time but it was for his sake just like it is for their kids now. That was the life Stanley has found to himself but now the only thing that matters to him is to make sure their kids would never ever go through it. He will teach them how to be strong, how to defend themselves, if someone even dares to put a finger on them « just give them a good left hook to let them know who rules here! » No one, not even Stanford would hurt his kids, that was the only dream he would make sure to become true.

Car rides didn't also help him to make sure the kids wouldn't see the worst of his father but also to let him think for a while, ford rarely let stanley go out the shack more than to go bought things for dinner and the air, even if it was really cold and kinda creepy helped him to relax a bit for what he know what's coming when they're home again. Even sometimes... He thinks about taking the next lane and fleeing that town with them but fuck, he's an idiot who didn't even finish high school because he got pregnant, what kind of life could he give to their kids by himself? He was useless by himself, he needed his other part to work, as much as he hated, he needed ford.

Or maybe... he don't?

Ford was gone now, he doesn't know where he is or if he's even alive in some distant galaxy but he needed to take charge now. He misses him, sure, but he was feeling a calm that he hadn't felt since when they lived with Fiddleford back in college.

No more punches, no more rules, no more hurt, no more asking your father for permission, no more hearing that stupid name he always hated, for once in his life he was Stanley, and he was feeling good about that. Stanley didn't wanted his kids to see how their parents fight but he at least needed to make sure they know that if someone punches them they should fight back (that fear on Ford's eyes was..kinda relieving for him.) and when times passes he remembers that moment prouder than regretful, he deserved it.

I find it kinda funny that unlike the good ending au (or lets call it better the original because it's also kinda shitty for all like to be called a good ending lol) the emotions are well different here

In the original au i think the reunion would be way more emotional, sure the last moment they share was a fight but ford in his time between dimensions couldn't help thinking of his brother and their kids, he was guilty of all the time he waste and also sure was annoyed that stanley opened the portal again but just right after that punch he would give him a big sorry kiss for letting him get kicked out and lost the children he was supposed to take care of (he didn't know that their grandkids where watching lol)

That's cute, but in this bad ending oh fuck stan was ANNOYED, he wanted his brother back, but because he has been all this years starving to give him a big punch in the face for all the things he did to him. He wasn't scared anymore, he wasn't [] anymore, he was Stanley (or well, stanford lol) Pines and the real Stanford could never quit that of him ever again.

Ironically i think Stanford going through so much dimensions would make him open his mind and notice that the desires his sister had weren't that crazy like he thought, but that doesn't matter now because he already fucked up and stanley wouldn't forgive him this easy anymore.

Any chances ford had to not died being remembered like a piece of shit was left with their grandchilds, and if we take the dipper trans hc and put it here, he must be having a lot of struggling lol, but he must be sure how to manage it if he didn't want stan to beat his ass again 🤭🤭