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what do you think of kaziver? or kaz dating oliver and chase (idk ship name 💀)
not something I like/ship. if you ship it, that's your thing, and I don't reprimand/mind :)
just something I won't ever ship, write, or draw
#they give me best friend vibes only#like yeah kaz probably had a crush bc young gay and we all had crushes on our friends growing up lol#but nothing came of it and it fizzled out#i like the mm trio being purely platonic bc it's a rarity among trademark trios#hence why they're gay straight and lesbian respectively#so no chance of romance#bc none of them really seemed romantically interested or like it'd work out if they did#including skoliver#no probs with people who ship it#but i wont#mighty med
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started playing bg3. shoutout to my favorite guy
also I love shadowheart so much bc she really just says whatever is on her mind
#my arts#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#i chose to romance astarion not him or shadowheart and now im feeling guilty abt that but oh well there will be other playthroughs#also high chance astarion is gonna break up with me bc im so bad at keeping his approval rating up#baldurs gate 3#shadowheart#tav#also ive been drawing so much lately bc im finally on winter break and mostly done with apps!! woohoo!!!#bg3#bg3 fanart
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one of the funniest gigs in pre-timeskip was that whenever Zoro tried to be considerate with the coward trio while handling their eager stupid captain is that this thing would bound to happen regardless of anything at all....
and then the aftermath would be like:
#Zoro: here is your chance to put on leash on our captain (tho it might not work)#Coward trio: WHY NOT ASK THE OTHERS FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID LIKE THAT#Zoro: are you sure? [points at captain's-enablers team ready by his sides to make things worse]#One Piece#Roronoa Zoro#Nami#Usopp#Tony Tony Chopper#Straw Hat Pirates#Mugiwara no Ichimi#Vinsmoke Sanji#Black Leg Sanji#Nico Robin#Franky#Thriller Bark my beloved#Romance Dawn trio#ZoLu#SanLu#Brook
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Taking lae'zels romance to the next level...worth it
#lae'zel romance just feels so raw and i love it#bae didnt hold back#baldurs gate 3#threw my tav around like a ragdoll without a chance
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“birthday” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 288 words
cw: nsfw / implied sexual content
James has Regulus pressed against the bathroom door. James’ hands are on Regulus’ hips as he kisses along his jaw. Regulus’ arms are around James’ neck as he runs his fingers through his hair.
“We should get back.” Regulus mumbles as he tilts his head to give James more access to his neck.
“Okay.” James responds but makes no attempt to stop kissing.
“Sirius is going to kill us.” Regulus says, but he tightens his grip on James’ hair and whimpers as James nibbles down his neck.
“He’s not going to kill us; he’s going to be thrilled.” James says then bites down on Regulus’ collarbone. Regulus lets out a gasp that quickly turns into a moan.
“He’s going to be thrilled we had sex in his bathroom?” Regulus pulls James’ hair, bringing him back to his mouth.
“Okay, maybe not about the sex in his bathroom, but that we got back together at his birthday party.” James says after several minutes.
“He’s going to try and take credit for it somehow… He’ll end up saying something like… ‘You’re all here today because of me’… ‘This day wouldn’t even be happening if it wasn’t for me’.” Regulus mumbles between kisses.
James pauses and pulls back slightly to gaze into Regulus’ eyes as a smile grows on his face. Regulus gives him a questioning look.
“What day?” James asks with a smirk and Regulus furrows his eyebrows for a moment until he realizes what he said, what he implied. Regulus’ eyes go wide, and James’ smirk grows. After a moment Regulus just rolls his eyes.
“Stop talking about my brother and just shut up and kiss me, Potter.” Regulus says as he grips James’ hair and brings him back in for a kiss.
#i don’t know why they broke up#but they will always get back together#i love a good second chance romance#happy birthday sirius#sirius would definitely be pissed they had sex in his bathroom#but he’s sick of both of them moping#so he is thrilled they got back together#and will 100% be taking credit for it#regulus loves james#james loves regulus#jegulus#jegulus microfic#jegulus fanfiction#marauders fanfiction#regulus black#james potter#marauders#james x regulus#regulus x james#marauders era#harry potter marauders#harry potter#hp#hp marauders#dead gay wizards from the 70s#dead gay wizards#starchaser#sunseeker#jeggyverse microfic#sirius black
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so about the choice in act 3. I feel like the writers wanted to do the suicide mission from me2 AND the companion choice from me1. which clashes at its core because the whole point of the me2 mission was that if you did all the companion quests and worked for it, you could keep everyone alive. and I get wanting the shock of having one of the companions die no matter what, but at this point in the game after the obvious set up, it just feels like one of those haHA surprise! moments
then there's the fact that it's between davrin and harding. the black man and the fan favourite from dai. like it feels so stacked against davrin at that point.
I picked davrin first, and then I went back and picked harding, thinking maybe that was the right choice to keep her alive. and here's where the whole choice gets even worse for me, because harding, instead of using her stone magic, the actual thing that would give her an advantage against ghilan'nain, she climbs up to the exact same spot as davrin, and uses her bow. she tries to use arrows against a giant multi-limbed blight enhanced being. it's stupid! of course she dies!
I had expected that if you picked harding, she would use her stone magic, which would distract ghilan'nain because of the history with the titans, giving lucanis enough time to act. it would have worked really well as a continuation of her character arc, and it would tie into her personal quest in a way that would make it clear that the effort we put into doing that was what makes the difference.
but by not doing that and having her die no matter what, it instead feels like it doesn't make sense. davrin, at least, is just a man with a sword. his death here makes sense because he's against impossible odds.
which brings it back to feeling really bad that the choice was between him and harding. because for this sacrifice / loss to make sense, it feels it should be davrin. for this narrative beat to make sense, it should be davrin dying.
it feels like the writers are saying: the correct choice here is davrin. he's the only companion who should die no matter what. to signpost this at the moment you make this choice, we will have the other choice be the fan favourite from dai. because no one will want to risk her potentially dying.
it feels bad. it feels racist. davrin deserved better.
#dragon age the veilgaurd spoilers#datv spoilers#datv critical#dragon age critical#bioware critical#davrin#lace harding#like i was genuinely upset by davrins death. I really loved him as a character#i genuinely want to make a pt to romance him and im gay#hardings death just pissed me off#she even says she has the best chance because of her stone magic#and then she doesnt use it!!!#she doesnt even climb to somewhere further away to give her a better advantage!! because shes an ARCHER#god its so ajejkaaj#like if you take this in context with everything the writers did with the antaam. and the racisim there. its a pattern its a BAD pattern
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I’m so disgustingly obsessed with him im worse than a swiftie
#mcr#my chemical romance#gerard way#i love gerard way#gerard way i love you so much please bro just give me a chance#im nauseous#eo#emo#i hate emos
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True love is possible only in the next world. For new people. It it too late for us.
(Redraw for @pakhnokh's DTIYS post!)
#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangij#Finally I can redraw a pahknokh piece with *permission* B*)#I was so excited to see you (pakhnohk) do a dtiys! It's such a fun skill building activity & I really hope to see more people bring it back#The composition and melancholic feeling of the original piece is so lovely! Thank's for setting this up!#Lighting is still kind of my enemy. In the way that getting curb stomped is my enemy. I had fun trying to figure it out though but...#I have a long way to go and that's okay!#Sadly I feel like I overworked this and made the colours a mess B*( That's *Also* Okay - I learned something from it.#The Robert Kurvitz quote is one that I feel *really* fits the heartache of the yiling laozu and hanguang-jun era.#As painful as it is...No...I don't think there was ever a chance they could have had a true romance in wwx's first life#It was always going to be a tragedy.#Sometimes the right person comes at the wrong time. And when you realize what they really mean to you it is the wrong time once again#They get to try again though! They get to be happy B'*)
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i have a slight mods addiction so here's part 2! part 1 linked here
~under the cut as usual because there's just too dang much
visual aesthetics
medieval sheds (to go with medieval buildings / medieval sdve / way back pelican town)
secret garden terrarium
starkissed skintones
rosedryads fairy wings & accessories
dynamic reflections
chest deco
hummingbirds
moths
bees
ladybugs
too many swatches furniture recolor
fancy trash and resources retexture
fancy vanilla and sve elixirs retexture
fancy qi items and misc stuff retexture
fancy fishing and tackles retexture
fancy crops and forage retexture
fancy artisan goods icons retexture
fancy rings and shoes retexture
fancy artifacts retexture
fishing rod bobbler retexture
warp totems to magic books
more elegant farmer body
gameplay
aimons more lively quarry
aimons lively sewer
distant lands witch swamp expansion
the farmers children
mr. ginger cat npc
jorts and jeans cat npcs
amanita lover
lnh fantasy farm cave
downtown zuzu
strange machines revisited
fieval goes east scarp
rodney o'brien
juliet and jesse
professor jasper thomas
alecto the witch
mechanics
better shipping bin
smart building
furniture placement tweaks
furniture adjustment
misc
buildable large tree pack
mystical buildings
shyzies string lights
divine decor
guxelbits furniture
lunes offerings
aimons fancy farmhouse
aimons tidy cozy cellar
aimons fancy greenhouse
redesigned shed layout
tidy cozy ginger island farmhouse
additional bus interior map
greenhouse furniture set
sailor moon hairstyles and clothing (fashion sense version in the comments section)
shyzies seasonal rugs
seasonal open windows
futan bears
romantic fountains and arches
romantic furniture
bathroom furniture
#stardew valley#sdv#stardew#stardew mods#stardew mods list#stardew valley mods#stardew valley mods list#sdv mods#sdv mods list#posting this here first so it has more chance to be seen#i've fully leaned into the fairy/witch core aesthetic finally#i should romance magnus but im going for sterling this run#i want to play but i really want to get some of my guide done too T-T
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this reference was enough to send me to my grave LMFAOO
#that post is seriously so funny#i laugh everytime i read it#the fact phil decided to mention it for wwwy fes was like the best idea#my chem#my chemical romance#fob#fall out boy#patd#panic at the disco#omg thats right patd. ohhh god I'd let brendon back just to put those joke into full speed#amazing phil#danisnotonfire#dan and phil#dnp#dan and phil really do have the chance to be the funniest people ever with this#ignore how I spelt this as those in that patd tag...
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rook and solas...narrative foils? rook? a narrative foil? to SOLAS? rook? to solas? ROOK? ROOK????
#IN FRONT OF MY ''I WOULD TREASURE THE CHANCE TO BE WRONG ONCE AGAIN MY FRIEND'' ?????????#da4 critical#datv critical#veilguard critical#rook has 0 QUALITIES THAT MAKE THEM A SUITABLE FOIL FOR LITERALLY ANYONE#rook has made NO mistakes ever. rook is good guy coded. treviso/minrathous is a nonstarter. a pointless shock value decision#rook experiences no real meaningful remorse over ANY bad thing theyve done because THEYVE NEVER DONE BAD THINGS#theyre good guy mcgee! happy go lucky hero! oopsie i disrupted the big bad's ritual teehee but actually it was ALL SOLAS' FAULT#rook is the most worthless piece of crap protagonist in history. they shouldnt even be allowed in the same room as solas#you want a nobody to somebody narrative foil? how about the person with a preexisting relationship with solas#whether the inquisitor romanced him hated him or was his best friend solas & the inquisitor are quite literally opposites#but better yet! the inquisitor actually feels like a real person! because rook is just biowares mary sue!#because this team had none of the gumption or drive of the old team & so of course they couldnt pull a game out of their butt in a crunch
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meet-cute! Watch where you’re going, elliot.
#sdv#sdv farmer#sdv elliott#stardew valley#comic#art#EMBARASSING SELF INSERT#i love elliot i love how he gasses you up so hard evry chance he gets i love how prissy he is#im romancing him again >:)
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Actually I don’t think you are actually fr an adult author if you can’t write something without a s*x scene in it
#<-trying to avoid our ancient enemy the evil bots#but literally. i will pick a book off the general fiction side and every time completely unnecessarily there will be such a scene where it#has no business being for the story#I’m about ready to fight over this#there’s been exactly one book out of the dozen or so I’ve done from that side that did not have it and it was Patron Saint of Second Chance#by Christine Simon#and I don’t think Road to Roswell my belovedest did either#but listen I think it’s a sign that something in society is fundamentally broken when I can pick too random books#and one is a cozy bookstore romance thing#and one is a weird travel fantasy that has nothing to do with romance#as a plot#and then both of them as soon as the girl comes across a guy and is like he’s likable#the next step is randomly try to sleep with him#evil evil evil evil#let’s not.#stop using sex scenes as shortcut for romance! it doesn’t work! you won’t have any!#this is wisdom and you should listen to it!!#I’m also gonna include the use of f-bombs in this post because if you can’t write a fantastical Victorian travel novel in fairy tale#style language without randomly using f bombs like do you even have a grasp of the language#those don’t belong in this story’s word set use your vocabulary!!#(there are times it makes sense in the story and the language catalog for the story and/or character for both of these but if you can’t do#story without them when they don’t belong that’s lazy I think#I’m throwing down the glove to adult authors I think they should try#this also goes for Jodi Picoult for whom the first thing did fall into the subject material but should not have been like the whole bull an#meat of that story at the expense of the actually interesting material#(couldn’t finish By Any Other Name between that the anachronistic feminism and the massive chip on her shoulder that seemed to be her subje#material
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One similarity between Jonathan and '24 Thomas I'd like to point out is the "unclean" scene.
Jonathan saw and experienced all the nastiest most vile parts inside of vampires, and when she declared herself unclean and when holiness itself burned her he loved her despite it all, and resolved that if she became one of those monsters he would follow her. Thomas also saw all the horrifying darkness in Ellen, and when she too cried out that she's unclean he like Jonathan said that she's not and that he loves her.
I mean... I don't think these scenes are really all that similar - and again, this is to do with characterization, because on the surface level, they do follow roughly the same script. They're both extremely significant to the dynamics between Jonathan/Mina or Thomas/Ellen - but more so as a juxtaposition.
Mina believes herself to be unclean and damned because she has been bitten by Dracula and is indeed at risk of becoming a vampire as well; and as you said, Jonathan vows to join her in that cursed undeath. It is an expression of beautiful, intense, blasphemous, extremely gothic devotion, and it defines their relationship throughout the story.
By contrast, Ellen believes herself to be unclean because of her own psychic ability - because she was the one who woke Orlok in the first place. Thomas does try to reassure her, he tells her he loves her; and he is trying his best, but this reassurance ultimately falls flat for two reasons - 1) he cannot convince her that she is not unclean, because that perceived "uncleanliness" is an inherent part of her, rather than something foreign; and 2) he wants her to eventually be free of it, which she cannot ever be - because, again, the horror is a part of her.
Unlike Jonathan, Thomas is terrified of that horror. He does not recognize it as a permanent aspect of Ellen, and he ultimately is incapable of making the same vow that Jonathan Harker did; and this limitation is crucial to the undercurrent of that scene, because it is the reason Ellen lies to him about her final plan. Mina trusted Jonathan and co. enough to openly ask them to end her life in the event of turning, but Ellen makes the arrangements with Von Franz in secret, before sending her husband on a wild-goose chase. She cares about him, yes, and he cares for her; but he does not love all existing aspects of her. He would not be able to accept her if she turned. Their goals in life, their desires, their perspectives are fundamentally incompatible, and so the only thing she can do for him is leave him behind.
Thomas may have good intentions and a similar choice of career, but he's no Jonathan. It's not exactly his fault, it's just that he's really not meant to be a Hero. He's a Damsel in Distress and he's being forced into the wrong role entirely by a patriarchal world - the existence of which only Ellen appears to recognize.
#thomas thinks his job is to be a Brave Saviour and a Hero etc etc etc#and he wants to be that for Ellen!! for someone. anyone. because that's what he wishes He had at the castle#however he is entirely mistaken about his role in the story. he was a damsel trapped in a castle and a damsel he remains#and so von franz and ellen lead him on a fake obstacle course on the hunt for orlok's casket#when chances are orlok had several. he had a bunch in the original movie. dracula had three in the book. so burning 1 wouldn't even work#this boy would be so much happier in like. a chivalric romance as a damsel#if his surrounding society allowed him to be a damsel without being ashamed of himself#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#jonathan harker#mina harker#jonmina#dracula#you could also say it's an allegory for someone not entirely knowing how to react to their partner's mental/chronic condition or queerness#because he still thinks she can be Cured of it somehow#she Cannot be#that's the Point
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#dangerous romance#dangerous romance the series#marc natarit#win pawin#marcpawin#marc pahun#guynawa#dangerousromanceedit#thai bl#thai drama#bl drama#bl series#marcpawin nation today we're winning#love that for us#breadcrumbs no more!#no but seriously what a beautiful kiss#so on point for them#there was a 50% chance it was going to be punches#and i'm ok with that#by pharawee
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No offense but I feel like a lot of those pretentious hunger games posts about how the fandom "continues to ignore the message!" and how the movies "are bad representations of a great series and Suzanne Collins is a poor misunderstood author😡" are written to make the OP seem smart. There IS some truth these posts, but don't forget that Sunrise On The Reaping's book and movie were announced the same day. She clearly has SOME sort of contract or wants Lionsgate to make movies on her books. If she was THAT "misunderstood and angry at the film industry." like some people in this fandom claim then Haymitch would only get a book, not his own movie to go with it. Sorry.
Of course, everyone is entitled to their own opinion. You don't have to like the movies, and you can be mad at the fandom. These posts are starting to get on my nerves though and I needed to rant. (More in the tags)
#the hunger games#Thg#sunrise on the reaping#Sotr#Katniss Everdeen#Suzanne Collins#Lionsgate#Sunrise's movie has a chance to further SUPPORT the message of propaganda because of added visuals.#The posts about how the fandom is all evil or whatever are getting so repetitive.#You don't have to like the movies#it's a STORY. a YA novel for a REASON.#maybe some people like the Gale/Peeta romance. That's okay!#Some people love the characters and that's why the story is important to them. And guess what? That's also OKAY.#“If you like the romance you're missing the point11!!!” the romance has themes and message behind it too but ok#like. Get off ur high horse#haymitch abernathy#If someone watches the series because of Peeta Mellark then that's their business.#It's important to recognize the themes as well#but it's also! Guess what! A fictional story!#“Ugh I can't believe people want haymitch games they're literally the Capitol 😡”#Haymitch's story could have a message behind it too? He's also a very well written character? No shit people want his games?#“HOW DARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS FICTIONAL STORY FOR THE CHARACTERS!!!”#don't flop
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