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A Florist's Least Favorite Holiday
Steddie || wc: 1.7k || rating: T || tags: fluff, this is a real thing that happened to me so I wrote about it
Valentine’s day is fucking awful. It’s the worst day of the year, and this year’s no different than the last five Valentine’s days Eddie’s worked in the floral shop.
Eddie’s stripped the thorns from over a thousand roses in the past two weeks, sorting them into buckets by color. The best part about his job is usually bringing a design to life, picking the perfect flowers to create an arrangement like a work of art. Yet somehow, Valentine’s day manages to suck the life out of that too, with little to no creativity between each one-dozen red roses arranged in a fake crystal vase.
Prepping over a month in advance, Eddie has taken almost four hundred orders for pick-up and delivery for the tiny, backwater town of Hawkins. They’re a small shop, with only himself, Chrissy, and Vickie as permanent workers. Thankfully, this year they were able to hire some temporary helpers to blow up balloons, make candy baskets, and take deliveries. Even with the help, that still leaves everything else to the three of them.
Regardless, he’s busting his ass. The newbies have left for both rounds of morning deliveries and the first round of afternoons. Chrissy’s working the counter while Vickie fields complaints. This leaves Eddie to wander the floor, helping confused husbands and boyfriends find the right pick for their spouses.
Working with customers to find something they’re happy with isn’t so bad. He likes guiding them towards answers to questions they didn’t think to ask. Like what their spouse wears, how their home is decorated, what their favorite color is. Every detail helps, and Eddie is, quite genuinely, always happy to help someone who asks– nicely.
He’s on his way back to the counter with an empty bucket in his arms when he spots a guy holding a few roses. Eddie watches, momentarily transfixed, as the man sticks his tongue out in concentration, swiping it over his lower lip. His brow’s furrowed, glancing back and forth between the single-stem lavender and pink roses in the display case in front of him.
Eddie can’t blame the guy, honestly. There’s over twenty different colored roses to choose from this year. Chrissy really went above and beyond to haggle with their suppliers. They’ve got the best of the best, truly something to brag about.
He sets the bucket down underneath a display table so it’s out of the way as he heads over to help. Eddie must catch his attention.
Bright lights from the display case reflect the light hazel tone to his russet colored eyes and shines golden against his softly styled brown hair. A fine dusting of moles across his face and neck perfectly complement his tanned skin.
The prettiest thing in a shop full of pretty things. A goddamn angel.
Except he’s wearing high-top Nike sneakers like the jocks used to wear, along with tight acid-washed jeans, and a grey Members Only jacket. The guy screams straight, ex-jock, fuck boy, even more evident by the two separate roses in his hand as he eyes up a third.
Still, he’s a customer in need. And Eddie is nothing if not a humble servant.
“Can I help you find something?” Eddie asks, only slightly more casual and flirty than his typical customer service voice.
The man’s lips part into a soft ‘oh’ as he stands and stares at him. Eddie quickly glances down at himself, scanning for stray stems or petals hanging from his apron. There’s nothing there, at least nothing worth gawking at. Maybe he’s got something in his teeth? Shit, he should’ve checked first.
“Uhh–,” the man says, intelligently, interrupting Eddie’s own internal spiral– “I was just looking at, you know.” He gestures to the buckets of roses without taking his eyes off Eddie. “I need one more, and can’t decide on a color.”
“Three roses, huh?” Eddie says, the joke rolling off the tip of his tongue before his mortified brain can prune it, “One for each girlfriend, that’s sweet of you.”
Fucking Christ. He wishes he’d kept the bucket of water to drown himself in, like this day can get any worse.
This beautiful, angel of a man scoffs at the unbecoming joke and yeah, Eddie can’t blame him. For someone who not only prides himself on his customer service skills, but also his charm, this is a royally large fuck up.
The man grabs the lavender rose, holding it out to Eddie along with the two other pink and white ones already in his hand. “This is for my best friend. This one–” he holds out the pink– “is for my adopted sister.”
“Oh,” Eddie says, before the guy cuts him off.
“And this one–” he shows off the white rose– “is for my Gran. I’m stopping by the cemetery on my way home and thought she’d like it.”
Forget drowning in a bucket of leaf water, Eddie deserves to be crushed under the weight of a million roses, thorns tearing him into tiny little pieces.
“Right,” Eddie huffs, annoyed with himself. He scrubs his hands roughly over his face, like he can erase the embarrassed flush burning up his neck to the tips of his ears. “I’m so sorry, man. I have no idea why I said that. It’s just–” Eddie waves his hand around the store– “it’s been a long day, and sometimes I think I’m funny when I’m really, really not. I’m not normally this awkward, and I’m typically much better at my job.”
At this, the guy smirks, like watching Eddie squirm is entertaining. It’s the least he can do, if his misery makes the man feel better. He eyes Eddie up and down, so slowly that Eddie feels like his skin's on fire. Probably the display lights... they can really heat up some days.
“Can you ring me up?”
Eddie nods, thankful how quickly he seems to let the entire confrontation go. They make their way to the counter, Chrissy eyeing him as he asks her to switch for a second. She eyes the customer and nudges Eddie, where he notices a playful smirk on her face. Jesus, she’s nosey. He only rolls his eyes as she walks off.
Doing his best to avoid eye contact, Eddie focuses solely on wrapping up the flowers in the pretty, heart-printed paper they bought specifically for the day, and ties a matching colored bow to each package.
He feels the unrelenting urge to fix this, unsure why it matters so much to him. This guy most likely won’t even be back until next year, just like the rest of the customers he’s helped today. Eddie shouldn’t treat this one customer any different because he’s cute.
And yet.
“I actually think you’re really sweet!” Eddie blurts, thrusting the packaged roses into the guy’s waiting arms. “Shit, I meant it’s sweet you’re buying them gifts. I didn’t mean you’re sweet. Not that you’re not sweet, I mean– goddamnit.”
He’s smiling at Eddie, like this is all an adorable spectacle and not the worst experience of every Valentine’s day Eddie’s ever had. God, that fucking smile makes Eddie’s insides melt.
“Really?” His voice is playful, if yet a little shy. Eddie buys into it, of course he does, desperate to make up for his flailing.
“Yeah, definitely sweet– adorable, even. Positively charming.” Eddie’s on better footing now, watching a rosy blush bloom underneath tanned freckles. There’s a line of customers grumbling about the wait, but Eddie doesn’t care, not so long as he gets to keep staring at the ray of sunshine smiling back at him.
His smile turns coy as he locks eyes with Eddie and says “I’m single, you know."
Eddie can’t think to respond over the roaring static in his ears, brain going into full shut-down mode. Did he just–
“What?” And Eddie’s back to being a total buffoon.
It must be cute though, because the guy laughs as he leans forward to grab one of the shop’s business cards next to the register. He writes something on it, then hands it back to Eddie who flips it around in his hands to read it.
Call me, and thanks for your help.
♥️ Steve
There’s a phone number listed below the man’s– Steve’s– name. An actual, honest to god phone number. From a man who looks like he could work in Hollywood for a living.
Eddie can feel his own face splitting in two with how hard he’s smiling. He reads the simple note once, twice, three times before he remembers where he is and who’s still standing in front of him.
Steve looks hopeful, eyes flitting between Eddie and the note as he fiddles with the bow on one of the packaged roses.
“Yes,” Eddie practically shouts, glee saturating his tone. “I’ll definitely call you tonight. Well–” Eddie glances around the shop, spotting the scattered empty buckets, piles of dead leaves on the ground, and the stack of unprocessed delivery tickets– “maybe I’ll call you tomorrow.”
And Steve nods, like it’s that easy, and shyly answers, “Can’t wait,” before heading out the door, sending a dorky little wave over his shoulder as he goes.
Somehow, Eddie manages to recover enough of his higher brain power to work the rest of the day. He falls back into routine: boxing vases, filing orders, dumping rotten plant water, scrubbing buckets, and organizing the back cooler. It’s almost midnight by the time he gets home, slightly earlier than he expected.
His feet ache like they always do, and he’s so emotionally drained that Eddie thinks he could go the rest of his life without talking to another customer ever again. Except he thinks, fiddling with Steve’s note, maybe there’s one customer he'd talk to again.
Tomorrow, though. Definitely tomorrow.
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#i've got so many valentine's day war stories#this one takes the cake though - thought i was going to die of embarrassment#this isn't exactly how it happened but it was close#i was working the counter surrounded by my coworkers when I said that shit out loud and immediately wanted to die about it#the guy was nice and yeah i got his number but nothing really came of it#oh and the part about a flower for his dead grandma YEAH! ALSO TRUE!#still... it haunts me lmao#steddie#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#valentines day#steve harrington#eddie munson#florist eddie munson#floral shop au#stranger things#stranger things fic#queeniewritesstories#hot off the press <3
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OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.
Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?




#china#cdramas#dramas#lmao#They are siblings and they're discussing serious matters#this scene is actually rather heavy because the younger brother is involved in drug trafficking#carrying more than 50 grams of heroin will result in a death sentence in china let alone being involved in drug trafficking#the older brother is a gangster king#but even he doesn't dare to get involved in the drug business because it will bring about the demise of his family#sorry for digression I mean how did the director make this scene which has absolutely nothing to do with sex#so sexually charged?#btw there're many posts with rich information about China's crackdown on drug crimes on xhs and douyin#especially about how the four major drug-trafficking families in Myanmar were wiped out overnight#they buried undercover Chinese counter-narcotics police alive and kidnapped and brutally excuted civilians#so if you're interested you can go with the key words 缅甸四大家族覆灭 on xhs and douyin#cnetizens' views on drugs are related to modern Chinese history#the first chapter of modern history in high school textbooks is the opium wars#There's a very dark joke on xhs about which country in the world would least like China to withdraw from the P5#and the answer is the UK#because it's in the first chapter of China's modern history#the Destruction of opium at Humen in 1839#no offence but Breaking Bad can't last for more than one episode if it happens in china because of the sewer detection technology#they can detect the tiniest amount of drugs in feces in a body of water the size of a lake for up to six months#which can be quickly locked down to neighbourhoods and portals#Once a foreigner was caught smuggling and selling 222.035 kg drugs in China and sentenced to death with two other Chinese associates#his country's prime minister asked for his extradition#cnetizens commented that there was an opium war and he still dare to come to China to sell drugs be like 找死court death#All the above information is to explain the gangster king's attitude towards his brother's drug business
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BY THE WAY, Hugo The Dog pulled out a nightmare scenario on me and ate an entire half-loaf of homemade raisin bread, which had an EXTREMELY HIGH RATIO OF RAISINS, and for the first time ever I had the experience of inducing vomiting for a dog at home. At like midnight. HE TRIED TO DIE.

this is the face of a dog who tried to fuckin kill himself. he wagged his tail while I forcefed him hydrogen peroxide.
#it was unbelievable. he's fine. knock on wood#it was the scariest shit.#the second I saw what he had stolen off the counter I was having a panic attack so intense my ears were ringing lmao#that hydrogen peroxide thing... that works REALLY well. he barfed. he barfed alright. lost it all#every last raisin.#i felt so bad for how sickies he felt but it's better than the alternative. and he is such a champion. lots of snuggles.#it's not his fault that the bread was delicious. but could he have eaten anything more poisonous? jesus christ. even chocolate.#that would still be better than raisin bread. SO MANY RAISINS IN THERE#sergle.txt#Hugo#my baby really wanted to give everyone a heart attack
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I love IDW Prowl, he’s my beloved tragic-bastard. But also, every time he is treated as the default version of Prowl, so much so that ‘Master-Manipulator-War-Crimes-Mcgee,’ is attributed to him by fans no matter the continuity, an angel loses its wings.
#prowl#transformers#g1#idw#earthspark#tfp#tf prowl#tf one#‘Prowl shows up and breathes’#’Is immediately treated as his IDW counter-part.’#’He’s going to commit so many war crimes.’#What if he isn’t#IDW Prowl is the exception and not the rule for Prowl variants#It’s like picking the one universe where a hero is a bad guy and treating them like a bad guy forever#I love IDW but the current trend of treating it like the ultimate canon is harming certain characters#(Also it’s based on a wildly reductive view of IDW Prowl’s character and motivations most of the time)#-Praxian loses his doorwings might be more apt-
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Tales From The Gas Station Vol 3
#a request from pain gravy- someone wanted emotional damage lol#is this like the only time jack cries in the books? vol 4 was also a lot but i only have the audio of 4 so harder to check#yall just wanted to see the wet rat break down smh#and Jerry- people wanted more Jerry#also someone asked why jacks teeth are like that- he fell and smacked face on the counter busting his upper lip a few pages prior#plus the shreds on his jacket are from when Ben nearly shot him and he fell over one of the shelfs (the one thats on the ground)#so many lil details im happy with#tales from the gas station#tftgs#tftgs jack#tftgs jerry#jack townsend#jerry pascal#tftgs fanart#tftgs art#tftgs comic#tftgs vol3#art#artwork#comic
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Wait, what kind of SMS is this?!
JesBible on the Har Tum Show [3/?]
Bonus: Jes zoning out looked too foine...and Bible just happy to be there for the shenanigans
#bible wichapas#bible sumettikul#jes jespipat#jespipat tilapornputt#jesbible#biblejes#mambo.gifs#userrlana#4 minutes#i hate how unserious he is#there needed to be a dick joke counter or something#there were so many#jes witty as hell and he be so quick with it too 😭
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Papercraft Ed! I had the sketch for this one finished a while ago, but for whatever reason didn’t feel quite happy with it. Eventually I tried flipping it to face the opposite way - meaning his automail arm was now facing the viewer and could be shown via rips in his clothes and gloves - and then BAM, I liked how it looked after all! Sometimes it’s the simplest things that make all the difference.
#fullmetal alchemist#edward elric#papercraft#papercutting#paper art#my art#I didn't actually read or watch FMA until 2021 and somehow never had any idea whatsoever what it was actually about#just that it was Good and beloved by many#and like! I was looking forward to it! But buying the whole manga would be pretty expensive#so I kept putting it off#UNTIL!#USED BOOKSTORE TO THE RESCUE ONCE AGAIN!!!#they had the ENTIRE SERIES for a STEAL and I straight-up gasped aloud in the manga aisle#carried everything up to the counter at once like I was weightlifting because WHAT IF I left a volume behind and someone else snagged it#TOO RISKY#and then read the whole series in two days#and. Dear readers you were ALL correct#fma fucking SLAPS
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Feel like Neil couldn’t have been any other kind of actor than one in theatre. If he was a movie actor or on social media or whatnot, it would not be the same. Theatre by nature is fleeting. Recorded mediums can be rewatched over and over, creating a time loop of sorts. We the audience can keep going back to a time when Neil is still alive. Theatre however is live and once the play is over, there is no going back except in our memories. It is much like life. We are forced to live in the moment in a theater lest we miss it altogether. It’s not that the poets choose to live in a world where Neil is dead, it’s that they must because the only other option is to die themselves. I feel like Keatings teachings could only be reflected in stage theatre because that’s the only way there can be no time loop of grief. I think dead poets society itself isn’t about overcoming the authority in your life to do what you want but rather about grief, about allowing oneself to feel grief and all one’s emotions without letting it consume you and to keep living after, to live every day in the moment lest you fall into grief and regret that will destroy you or force you into a miserable life
#just silly ramblings don’t mind me just ignore me 🫣#keating was teaching the boys catharsis as a means of survival and how to process their emotions so they don’t overcome them in a world#that convinces them to pretend they don’t feel at all; that’s why he focuses on the romantics rather than the realists because the romantic#is there to help you process your emotions of sorrow and joy; and that’s why he told Charlie he was misunderstanding the teachings when he#was acting out but not Neil when Neil was trying to get out of the grief over the person he wishes he could be; keating taught him that his#father was standing over an empty grave grieving the son he wanted and that Neil doesn’t have to lie in that grave just to satisfy his#fathers grief but can go to his father as he is and ask him to accept this version of himself and the son he is and his father rejected and#that is why Neil thought the only way to truly overcome his father was by allowing his father to grieve him over grieving the son he wanted#and Mr. Keating was crying over Neil but we don’t see him rage out like the school; Mr. Keating grieved Neil and moved forward with life#whereas all the other administration and Neil’s father will not be able to because they refuse to recognize any emotion but rage so they#feel they must go on a wrathful journey to try to process their grief; idk I think the whole story was about teaching the boys not to be#afraid of their emotions and that they must feel their emotions to process them and get through and I think this message just happens to be#counter to the norm we were told our whole lives but also necessary to be full people and I think that is why this movie sticks with so#many and why so many hold it so dear to them; it’s a story about grief and emotions and moving forward with life after the fact#it’s about feeling in a world that tries to convince you that there are ‘bad’ emotions and that you must not feel certain things and that’s#where overcoming authority comes in and the anti authority message of the franchise stems from#neil perry#dead poets society#dps#dead poets fandom#dps fandom#mr keating#john keating#dps symposium
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Athena & Simon Sketchdump
#my art#aa#ace attorney#dual destinies#athena cykes#simon blackquill#I have many thoughts on their smash mains and they change like every 10 seconds so yeah not sure on the selection here#i think its their brawl selection#I can see athena switching to samus in ultimate#or rob#or bayonetta??? idk tbh#simon tries out every swordsman and snake out once#he likes swift strikes more I think#sephiroth might be a main for some time but I just like him with a more cartoony edgelord more than sephiroth#also I am refusing to give him a character that counters (aka every fire emblem character ) just so athena doesnt suffer spam counter
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i feel ppl assume just cuz characters have insane chemistry it means they need to be shipped together. sometimes its better when nothing happens/its unfulfilled. it adds to the flavor. take for example dukat/sisko. there is undeniably something there (one sided) but under no means should they ever actually get together. ever. but dukat wants sisko desperately
#for many reasons dukat should not get what he wants but ultimately i love sisko too much to subject him to that#one sided dukat/sisko is so real and fascinating and good#dukats homoerotic obsession with sisko should be studied#and the fact that sisko refuses to entertain it but is by no means against homoerotic counter play. take that vid of him and that one guy#cowboy hat? forget what the ep was but good GOD#he can have homo tension as a treat. but not with dukat#ds9#skeletal chatter#steeples my fingers. stares out a window in thought
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Hold on- would... would Machete and Vasco be that dynamic of where- one would have so many hair products. so so many. a whole shelf full. and the other just has that fucking 9 in 1 shampoo bottle..... help-
(other than this stupid little blurb of words, I seriously enjoy your works, every single little aspect and line and everything defines it so much. it's so pleasing to the eye and so recognizable, and even just your little sketches and it always is such a treat to see your art <3 all my friends love Canis Albus art)
The most obvious answer would be Machete has the army of hair products and Vasco has the single multipurpose bottle, but in reality I think 1. Vasco also likes to look and smell his best, and 2. Machete's fur does The Thing naturally so he wouldn't need that many.
(Thank you! ;_; That's so nice to hear)
#I think this setup would apply to their medicine cabinet however#Vasco has a bottle of over the counter ibuprofen and something like cholesterol meds#and Machete hoards everything just in case#he'd be the type to take so many food supplements#just stupid amounts of money spent on various pills every month#answered#seraphs-sacred-shithole#that sure is a name#modern au
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whatever the wind breaker anime adaptation was on, the bungou stray dogs anime needed too. honestly.
what a beautiful first episode. i could not have asked for anything better. well blocked out battles, clear and clean animation, all the budget were on those punches and kicks and considering that's what's at the heart of wind breaker — other than eating good food and freedom and family — i am proud and satisfied at what the animators did with it.
i didn't expect the art style to be so reminiscent of the actual manga's, either! it's like the manga started moving, and having a busty soundtrack, and was peppered with good cinematic effects. and was no longer living on the back of my limited voices i used to read the manga. it was like the manga started breathing.
#wind breaker#i cannot recommend it enough. i think it could actually be so faithful to the manga you can watch it straight away without reading it#but this is only the first episode anyway. what do i know#im just a fan of this manga#and extra weary bc the last time i had a manga i liked STUDIO BONES botched the anime for it#sidenote tangent here because i knew it was going to happen but it didnt surprise me any less when sakura started talking#and it was not in my voice lololol#i used my own to read so many of his lines... alas he is cis#anyway i ran a counter for me isms he did and he racked up 49 in the first episode. could be 50#if you count the “... furin could be fun” line and the smug expression as two different points of me isms
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kim hieora on the set of bad and crazy (2021)
#bad and crazy#kim hieora#her in this role was sooooooooo goooood#only qualm was she didn't get enough narrative weight or fight scenes#and now the same team casted in her uncanny counter#so many fight scenes coming so excited
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I am obsessed with this reaction from Vriska. This girl (acts as if she) has no shame. She's killed people and stands by it, aired out her whole getting-rejected-by-Tavros biz in a public forum, and it's making a typing quirk error that makes her blush? Incredible.
The other consideration, that maybe making a typing-quirk error is a huge faux-pas on Alternia is also fun to entertain.
#there's too many counter examples to that second one for it to hold water#but we could argue it's like a high blood manners thing#also ive included (acts as if she) because I KNOW she has a lot of self hatred etc weve all read the comic#but in THIS moment she hasnt started to open up about this stuff shes just busy stamping over everyone#in her shiny red shoes#(which like more power to her. i love all my terrible children equally)#vriska serket#again i gotta stop rambling in the tags im so sleep deprived lmao#clock reads homestuck#2025 homestuck reread#homestuck
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Countdown to Agatha All Along: Day 857

This has to be a reference to the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz.
Agatha says: “It [walking the Witches’ Road] will test our knowledge of the craft.”
Does this include a tour of famous depictions of witches? Sorting out the fiction from the truth?

Are they dressing up as famous witches in an attempt to evoke them? (Ex: Is Patti LuPone dressed up as Glinda the Good?)
(Screenshot pulled from the official trailer)
#but that’s just a theory#an AGATHA theory#I have so many of these little moments I want to analyze so buckle up#agatha harkness#agatha all along#house of harkness#hahndavision#house of harkness counter#marvel#coven of chaos#coven of chaos counter#agatha: darkhold diaries#Darkhold diaries#darkhold diaries counter#agatha
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