#so like. Can we just. slap mods onto them?

[tieflinglich]

arthur finally trusting the drifter enough to let them pilot him and they load him up with so many mods he goes in, rips apart half a dozen dudes from across the block with just a few swings of his sword, and comes back slightly shellshocked while aoi gets dragged off to do the exact same thing. is really fucking funny to think about.

[sejianismodding]

🎁 [BG+] My Little Animations Overrides! 🤸🏽‍♀️

☠️ REMINDER: Double-check the OP for updates!

⚔️ Requires the content pack listed in the .PACKAGE filename.

🌠 New Arrivals - 8/12/2024

🚀 Initial Release - 8/5/2024

🎁 Download & Discussions: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116205160

🤸🏽‍♀️ My Animation Overrides Collection: https://www.patreon.com/collection/884903?view=condensed

🗺️ Modding Announcements Post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/109291501

👋🏼 FYI, I take requests. If you've encountered an animation you want replaced, send me a screenshot and a short description of it and/or how to trigger it. GIFs are appreciated but not required.

🪄 Some animations just look... bad. There are a few solutions for this but I've chosen the simplest and most versatile - animation overrides! <insert magicky hand gestures here> Are you amazed? Yes, yes you are.

👽 This is an AnimXGenWear-adjacent project that was initially released to replace two standing idles that suffer from the smile shown below when the sky is awake and the mood is Fine because holy !@#$, does it look bad.

💬 You can thank @serawis for this releasing when it did. It wasn't a priority for me at the time. I had a scroll through a few of your Tumblrs following the positive response I got for the Deformer Map BUGFIX and I encountered the above post, inquired if it was still desired, et voila - a mod is born! I'll do more eventually, probably. I could literally replace everything with the cute Lovebug animation and have everyone just doing hand hearts for eternity <snickers sinisterly> but alas, maybe for my own game only.

🎀 These little animation overrides are 100% compatible with by big animation state mod - AnimXGenWear: https://sejianismodding.tumblr.com/post/757704895457525760

🤸🏽‍♀️ "KEEP READING" FOR PREVIEWS!

🎁 8/5/2024 - Two Female Stand Idles

LEFT replaced with RIGHT. I try to find animations that already exist in-game that match what the original does.

sej_AnimOvrd_BG_YF_HandFidgetSmile_Idle01.package

sej_AnimOvrd_BG_YF_LookLeft_Idle02.package

These are inside sej_AnimOvrd_!Set001_2ForBG_240805.zip.

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🎁 8/12/2024 - Fem/Masc Attempt To Seduce

LEFT is the masculine animation on a female sim, RIGHT is the feminine animation on a male sim.

sej_AnimOvrd_BG_YF_AttemptToSeduce_M.package replaces the female animation with the male animation for female sims.

sej_AnimOvrd_BG_YM_AttemptToSeduce_F.package replaces the male animation with the female animation for male sims.

Separate downloads so you can grab one or the other or both.

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Face Overlays get slapped onto your face when your mood changes. We can remove or replace any of them that we don't like. Removing them completely without replacing requires an ASM override, which I can do and IIRC, SIMS4ME did one as well and I saw a post here on Tumblr from another creator with an ASM override. I'm personally fine with most of the face overlays, I just don't like the weird Happy smiles, and removing absolutely all of them I think makes the sim too "life-less" but I can make an ASM override or provide links to the others I've seen if you want.

🎁 8/12/2024 - Happy Face Overlay

NO PREVIEW FOR THIS ONE YET!

sej_AnimOvrd_BG_YU_HappyFace_ConfidentFace.package replaces the Happy & Flirty mood "face overlay" with the Confident overlay. Happy & Flirty moods use the same overlay with the same fugly grin. Confident gives you get a cheeky raised eyebrow instead. Is fine.

[betweenlands]

in honor of the new kenadian video, have the best and most finished contiguous bits of a fic i was trying to write for the @mcyt-builds-contest prison edition and never completed. personally, i think giving ken access to modded materials could only lead to good things.

previous bracket fic here if you haven't read it! image transcript under the cut! (surprise! this was arcosc all along!)

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“Why’re you so worried about this, anyway?” he finally says, because he’s pretty sure worry is the expression he’s reading on Legundo’s face.

“I have…” the King in the North says, grimacing, “a bit of prior experience with prisons, you could say. Both illager and player-made.”

Viking gets the feeling he’s touched a nerve, and nearly slaps his hand over his forehead as he belatedly remembers the first time the King in the North had mentioned some sort of dungeon built by – something about iron crocodiles, he thinks. Come to think of it, that building had come up earlier in this tournament.

“Forge, right? The Prison of the Iron Crocodiles that lost to Pandora in the first rounds?”

“That’s one of them,” the King in the North confirms. “Speaking of which, do you have any idea where Forge went after his dungeons lost the contest to this prison?”

Viking shrugs. “Nada. Maybe he just slunk off?”

“It’s not like him to vanish without any sign of reemergence,” the King in the North mutters, tapping his fingers against the table. “My version of Shadow, maybe. Forge? He should’ve caused trouble somewhere by now. Made some sort of uneasy or paranoid alliance with another person that lost the first round.”

“Come to think of it,” Viking says, “I haven’t seen that Asgaard guy anywhere after we shook hands and called it a good match. I was hoping he’d stick around for color commentary on worldbuilding or something, but maybe he just had a project to do?”

The King in the North shakes his head. “I don’t think so. I think something’s going after other people on the bracket. This other finals entrant – I know you’ve been busy on your own front, but have you seen them yet?”

“Nope,” Viking says. “And I haven’t seen the guy who looks kind of like they’d be my cousin if I was a catboy, either. Which… wait. Wait, that’s really weird! His entire thing is prisons and escape rooms, they should be at this match, he would definitely have something snarky to say about it!”

“About that,” a slightly familiar voice says. “I kinda got put in a tube.”

The catperson crouched on a chair at the far end of the room raises their hand with a wave and a wry grin. “Sorry I’m late. Train ran slow. Also the whole getting put in a tube thing.”

“You got –” Viking gestures. “Wait. First question. How did you get down here?”

Kenadian examines his clawed fingernails with one raised eyebrow. “Hopped around waystones for a bit until your hat layers loaded in on the tab screen. Composter glitched so I could look around underground. Saw a stronghold. Dug straight down. Don’t worry, I covered it back up.”

Viking unconsciously reaches up to his very unhatted head, adjusting his goggles slightly. Next to him, the King in the North seems to be in a very similar state of confusion. 

“Tab… screen?” he finally manages.

“Composter glitch?” Viking adds.

“Oh, we’re from a world that doesn’t have diegetic game mechanics, that’s just great,” Kenadian huffs. “Anyway. Aren’t you a ghost? Can’t you just chug a fire resistance potion and walk through the walls?”

“I already explained that to him,” Viking says, recovering from the brief shock of some random guy he’s only met once breaking into his secret underground headquarters base. “Phantoms can’t pass through obsidian or crying obsidian.”

“God you guys are hopeless,” Kenadian says, slapping one hand over their face. “Just make them not obsidian, then! You can literally just do that!”

“I…” Viking says, “what?”

Kenadian stands up again and tosses something onto the table with a loud clatter, crossing their arms with a smug expression.

Viking blinks down at the diamond-tipped chisel on the table with a confused expression on his face. “Why are you giving me a chisel?”

“Oh my god do I have to spell everything out for you,” Kenadian groans. “Bit blocks only carry so much internal info and most of it’s either transparency or whether or not they give off light. Just take a single voxel – oh, sorry, bit – out of any walls in your way and they stop being obsidian and start being bit blocks. It’s literally just that simple.”

[sweet-art-o-mine]

can i get some relationship headcanons for Aizawa from my hero academia?

[[A/N: Mod Allie here. I wrote a few of both SFW and NSFW headcanons for him, the NSFW will be under the cut of course. I made them gender neutral as well. Hope you enjoy!]]

SFW:

Contrary to popular belief, he doesn't let his hair grow out just because he's too lazy to cut it - shorter hair would be so much easier to handle if he really wanted the least trouble. We also saw he had longer hair as a teenager, so it's nothing new. He just likes his hair long! Likes the way it looks on him, and the way it feels when he ties it back. And he loves his partner running their hands through it - just like a cat, he will stop everything he's doing and lean into your touch if you gently raked your fingers through his hair.

I don't think he's aromantic or asexual, it just takes a lot of time, patience, and trust building for him to be willing to get into a relationship with someone. Not only because he's a closed off man in general, but also for your own protection. He's a professional Hero, and he knows better than most that Villains would gladly target those he's close to in order to get at him. He's unwilling to drag a bystander into that mess.

He'd be much more comfortable being in a relationship with someone who knows how to defend themselves - a civilian being good at self defense would be best. Regarding dating another Hero, he would be okay with it as long as you weren't too big into press or media. He doesn't want his daily life on the news, and he DEFINITELY does not want paparazzi in his face asking about his romantic relationships.

He lives a rough life - most Pro Heroes do - and he's seen a lot of bad things. I think his ideal partner would be someone who was very positive, but not in a loud humorous way like Ms. Joke or Present Mic. Someone who's calm and collected but has an optimistic hope for the future, so you could spread some of that hope onto your edgy dark boyfriend<3

NSFW

I've seen so many posts of people saying Aizawa would be a lazy lover, put minimal effort in or be selfish, and then go to sleep right after. I must respectfully disagree... For sure he's a tired man in general (workaholic, teacher during the day and Pro Hero during the night... man has never gotten a good night of sleep in his life), but he has some pride as a lover, c'mon. If he was genuinely too tired to put any effort into sex, he'd just tell you that he's not in the mood for it at the moment.

It takes a lot of trust and love to get this man in bed with you, naked and at his most vulnerable both physically and emotionally. He's slow and sensual with his partner, taking the time to place gentle kisses along your body and whispering compliments against your skin. You were patient enough all this time to put up with his terrible habits and grouchy antisocial attitude, and he'll more than make up for it in the bedroom.

A major turn off for him is pain, both giving and receiving. He can slap your ass and maaaybe even your face if you really want it, but the bedroom is for intimacy to him and he just doesn't enjoy hurting or being hurt.

Very attentive and eager to learn, eager to please his partner. We've all seen how keen his eyes are, how easily he spots things that others would miss. Sweet spots or sensitive skin will not be hidden from him for long.

He'd definitely like his hair being pulled, but only slightly. Not enough to hurt, he just likes the pressure and your fingers tangling in his hair. You can probably get away with being rougher when he's close to climaxing tho👀

[thegoldenshi-shi]

I am having an internal crisis. Outside influence is swaying me towards drawing Sides and Sunny in tuxes/suits/dresses, and I am very much itching to do so. This itch is also making me want to pull out my patterns and start making my cosplays again, one of which is a papillon inspired dress shirt and jacket. And I haven't drawn or tailored in a /hot/ minute, not to mention that my sizes have very much changed, and aren't particularly congruent enough to make a shirt, or any form of top other than a crop top, so I am FIGHTING not to do it

Also, working on cleaning my room still, stars above was it a mess, is a mess. I have however cleared out my desk area! And my computer is back to functional cause my friend is a saint and gave me his old graphics card (sly bastard, he didn't tell me that's what he was gonna do so I couldn't refuse) so now I just need to get the fans connected to the motherboard (frankencomputer isn't a joke, they were directly connected to the psu, wherein the old psu had the wires welded into the thing so I couldn't just transfer fan wire onto new psu, so fans are dead in the water as of right now. Cause new psu doesn't have the right thing, a male plug, to be able to connect them). But! It's functional again, blessed be, and so with a lot of external things factored in, including me generally keeping my room temp at almost 60°f and two external fans that I was able to clean and set up around it, me and two friends were able to play modded mc last night! Which was fun, first time playing co-op with my friends in a month.

On other news, my desk is tiny, so with computer back I physically do not have space to comfortably art, so I am gonna see about getting some stuff set up to scooch the moniter and keyboard so I can have desk space to use my pencils and sketchbooks. Largest issue with drawing Sides in a really frilly dress is my issue of not being able to draw humanoid things. I can't get proportions straight. (Damb my useless brain, not able to have images in my mind, remembered or imagined, kills my ability to art)

And work is. Fucking awful right now, actually. We have someone that has been here for almost two months, and he is a misogynistic dirtbag. Our warehouse is severely lacking in Y chromosomes, and I am unfortunately in the closet at work due to bigotry against queer identifying folk, so I count in his mind towards the *problem*, and he won't stop flirting with me. Which is gross, he's twelve years older than me, which were I older and twelve years weren't such a significant part of my lifespan I wouldn't take issue with. But I worked retail and fastfood in places that made me feel as if I was part of the product to be sold, so people older than me, especially men, flirting with me is a really yucky feeling. Not to mention there is this thing about him, I don't entirely know what, that has me feeling an awful mix of scared and angry about him? There's just something off about him, and maybe its that he insists on trying to talk to me alone, or maybe it's that I have disliked him from when he first started flirting with me, or maybe its him triggering ma and SV's gaydars, but whatever it is is gross and I don't like it. Oh, and apparently he drives the forklift smelling like alcohol, which I wouldn't know because I try to keep one me-height away from him at all times, at least.

Happier note, with summer coming around, I will get to enjoy having ladybugs randomly cropping up in my room and eating wasps again. Which was funny as all hell to discover the first time, cause I always forget they're carnivorous and predatory, as well at that thick exoskeleton and forewings they have meaning that actually stinging them is damn near impossible for the wasp

~Smooch

Hello again Smooch~ The urge to draw robots in clothes happens to every mecha artist at some point I think… And I don't care HOW good you think you are at art, trying to slap Fortress Maximus in an evening gown or Deathsaurus in a three-piece suit is going to break your brain. I can't help you with proportions I'm afraid, since that's just something you have to learn over time. (As they say: repetition is the mother of mastery). But, I can say that dresses are easier to draw on robots than suits. If you want to draw suits, brace yourself to give them weird cutouts and things to make room for kibble. Examples A and B (with your preferred boys hehe)

Since you can sew cosplays though, that wouldn't be an issue for you I'm sure. I'm trying to fight the urge to sew unnecessarily as well. I too am an odd size so I'm always having to get my mom to tailor and/or make me clothes. I'll have to send you some pictures of my finished pieces on discord sometime~

It's good that you were able to play with your friends, a functional computer is a blessing. 60 degree bedroom is less of a good thing, but I guess it's the price you have to pay for the computer blessing right now hehe. I'm not ashamed to say that everything you listed about your computer woes flew completely over my tech-retarded head, but it sounds like you've gone through a lot to fix your problems. I wish it was as easy as replacing parts to fix your work-place issues. If you're lucky, your problem dude will get fired for being intoxicated at work or for being a butt. Me wishing won't fix your problem of course, but I really do hope that it gets better for you. In the meantime, enjoy your ladybugs eating wasps??? I didn't know that ladybugs could or would eat wasps, so when I read your ask I was flabbergasted. It makes sense that they can since, as you said they're carnivorous and heavily armored, but still…wasps?!?!

[sanguine-inkwell]

I feel like I've neglected the blog again, so! Mod Smoke here again. Time for an update on the sanguinarian shenanigans.

I've added a few books to my reading list, and the one on my bedside table is Energy Magick of the Vampyre by Don Webb. I tend to keep my own council and use several grains of salt when it comes to witchcraft, especially when people start spelling magic with a k, but I can definitely see how this could scratch some of the itch. For better or for worse, there's something predatory and preening about the nature of the vampire, and the more educated you are about yourself and your options the easier it is to take your urges out for a little run in healthy ways.

I'm on the fence about auras, energy, and all of that, but I'm a theatre kid at heart. The power of presence and presentation, the intersection of stage magic and religious ritual, is absolutely a real tool. Mod Glass is more straightforward about it- she definitely believes, and to my eternal bafflement she manages to feed on trees and flowing water. I can definitely believe in that, and the way she's a little less primal after sitting in a park for an hour. Clearly something is being achieved there, so it's possible- I'm just tragically doomed to my own version of cynicism, and thus the awkward anxiety of trying to ask the butcher for blood.

(I still haven't.)

I've got my coconut water, my pomegranate juice, my aesthetic and my interests. It's enough for now. I don't know if I'm flourishing, but I'm nearer that than not, so I'll take what I've got.

I think in a lot of ways it's easier to separate what you "should" want from what you do want. Especially when you're a teenager, you want the validation of community- community for its own sake, to some extent, but also a mirror to tell you you're real.

I fell into that when I found the otherkin community, pagans, all of it- if I let myself keep on with that, I'd still be content with the idea that dragons are supposed to crave eating rocks or hoarding shiny things. That's not what I need, or even what I really want. I want community, and I'm not going to find it by conforming to any standards, or I quite simply wouldn't be me. I try to hold onto "build it and they will come", for better or for worse, but I do go looking in my own way.

You don't net as much weird, queer, and othered community in the Bible Belt as you might expect unfortunately. It's a work in progress.

Back on the more direct topic though, I'm having fun snatching the other mods for deep philosophical discussions over drinks. I think it named itself Mod Citrine...? It's not on here often, mostly because it's even less inclined to the kind of theatrics I get up to. No roses and candles and gothic spires for that one. We feed on different things, I think, when it comes to blood- and that's why I can't entirely write off the possibility of some strange unquantifiable energy being involved. It's incredibly, deeply intimate for me, and for a moment I could almost convince myself I do have powers beyond doing mostly even eyeliner wings. It's definitely not the same kind of power or even hedonistic high that comes from sex, but I can't define it to save my life except through poetry.

For Citrine... it prefers not to call itself a vampire except by the strictest definition. If pressed, it'll say alterhuman or otherkin, but mostly for someone else's benefit so they can slap a label on and move on. It's not a vampire with all the bells and whistles the way myself, Glass, and Key are, with the gothic yearning and nocturnal tendencies and the fifteen different types of black lipstick on top of the hunger for blood. It calls itself an object spirit, a thing that had enough sentiment attached to it to get reincarnated, with some urges left over. Objects aren't animals, aren't primal the way animals are- but the desires and dreams attached to them are human, in a way, as much as they're not, divorced from the breadth of human emotion and distilled into inhuman too-clean drives, the way a storm or a mountain has drives.

Even so, it has a relationship with blood, just like I have a relationship with blood, and that interests me. I come at it from the perspective of a vampire, the hunger of the human predator that seeks to thrive, and then beyond thriving seeks their own pleasure. Citrine comes at it from the perspective of a sword, skill and fulfilled purpose and occasionally even as an offering. Not a biological hunger, not in the same way, but a hunger of purpose. Maybe ideology or identity. It makes some sense. As a vampire, I have to feed. The community itself is proof enough that the definition of feeding is varied. A sword would want blood, and specifically blood, because that's what it's built for and meant to do.

Needless to say, next time I make my substitute I'm offering some and seeing what it thinks. Partially for science. Partially because I'm pretty sure it'll work and I want to see the look on Citrine's face. Join me in pretentious vampire hell, I drink pomegranate juice out of wine glasses and it's very very fun.

That said, dinner's almost done, so I'll leave off here. Have a good night!

[tacticalhimbo]

xbox showcase reactions(tm) from someone who completely missed the event and went onto ign's youtube channel (didn't watch everything but i watched the titles that i've been curious for)

STALKER 2!!! this shit looks good. i need to get into the series because it seems similar to metro and i fucking love metro.

THE METAL GEAR DELTA TRAILER I'M FUCKIN IT UP I'M SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP HOLY FUUUUCK I AM SO EXCITED. SNAKE LOOKS SO GOOD AND SO DOES THE ENVIRONMENT AND MOVEMENT. THE LITTLE GLIMPSES OF OCELOT TOO STOPPP HE LOOKS SO CUNTY. SO DOES THE BOSS LIKE HELLO MA'AM!!!!!

the dragon age reveal trailer??? HELLOO. exited to see their gameplay showcase in 2 days but VARRIC AND HARDING PLEASE THEY LOOK SO GOOD!!! and the new companions look rather interesting! coming fall this year is insane to me frankly like. god. GOD!!

NEW DOOM GAME??????? MY MAN! oh i'm gonna eat so fucking good i love doom guy and i am. very curious. to see this pan out because i do remember some of the lore mentioning his like… in? with one of the factions (it was like… argent d'nur and the sentinels, i think?) before he became disgraced and what not so !!! looking directly at it.

fallout 76… only medium you can play as a ghoul… okay!! i guess! salty about it but it is cool that there's like. updates to it still. i don't mind 76 even if i have my personal issues(tm) with it <3 i wonder how the ghoul thing is gonna work tho

starfield's getting a dlc which.. hm. the game is so empty are we sure this isn't them just finishing it and slapping a second price tag on it? jflsdkjflsdjf. i mean the trailer looks fine but like. so did the game's original trailers, and look what we got. that said to not be too mean i do like cosmic horror so i find that aspect cool as fuck. the creation club not so much, but i do hope that means mod support.

ADLER IS BACK IN CALL OF DUTY????? OHHHHH MY GOD. oh my god! oh my god. JLFKDJALJF. i love that bastard and the fact he is confirmed alive (and more than just "oh yeah he's mentioned briefly") is so fucking delicious. and he's being branded a traitor… okayyyy i am looking. the cinematics and such look cool as fuck ngl. ofc it's a call of duty game so i know the plot is gonna be irritating to get through (re: propaganda; esp bc they're taking a "this rogue anarchist-like group is messing with our public perception of the government" approach). but. it's call of duty. i'm more excited for the individual characters.

[daimyosprincess]

The mood for this chapter:

OUR GIRL REALLY POPPED OFF AND I AM SO PROUD OF HER!! And the Mods and Cobb Vanth rallying around the princess 🥹

Ideally, threats masquerading as negotiations would be enough to put Zobrapus in his place. Fett was not eager to spill blood, but should his Princess safety require it, he would spill enough blood to make an ocean of the Dune Sea.

...... not to be a Slut but this is hot

She leaned her head back onto his shoulder and exhaled a low moan. She trusted him and for it, Fett adored her. She allowed him to touch her so intimately and illicit such intense responses. He felt honored. She was so reserved and fearful but for her Daimyo she was pliant and willing.

ASKJDFHKDSJKJSFDFH the way he makes her feel safe and loved 😩😭🥹 and that he feels honored by it!!! This is spot on Boba characterization (especially for daimyo Boba) because he is older and wiser now, he knows more about himself now that he's not so hot from his anger and spite of his younger years. His hands aren't clean but that doesn't mean they still can't heal and it does his soul good to be able to provide comfort to his princess. ALSO I love that this fic shows that people with intense physical trauma (or any tbh) can enjoy and desire sex. Oftentimes when a survivor has those positive sexual experiences, others will judge them with rhetoric like "well if they can still like sex then what happened to them must have not been that bad" or some other bullshit

A small contingent, but heavily armed and led by a bird faced, sallow man a few years older than the Princess but without her practiced air of grace and nobility. The twin suns glinted off of ostentatious medals on his uniform. His confidence seemed spurious at best.

Came for this man's whole wig 😂 for real though, an excellent description that in just a few sentences tells us everything we need to know about what kind of person he is

Before anyone could react, she brought her right arm back and with a powerful rotational swing beginning in her hips, she slapped him so hard the sound of the heel of her hand meeting his jaw in an upward trajectory echoed off the walls of the throne room. Zobrapus rocked back and stumbled into one of his underlings. There was the sound of weapons being unholstered and safeties clicking off. The Dune Spiders bolted from the wall to stand next to The Princess and stood erect on their hind legs.

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

“She has every right to slap the taste out of your mouth, boy,” said Fett coolly. “I have a hard time believing that women don’t typically greet you with hostility.”

“Once again I ask you, boy, is Brao not a civilized planet? Is it a lawless place? Perhaps you need a daimyo and a few strong families to whip your ungovernable planet into shape.”

Boba scalped this man and it's what 👏 he 👏 deserves 👏 (..... also 🥵)

I’m still not entirely sure to what point and purpose to executed this foolish endeavor and I do not care.”

THAT'S MY GIRL

“You father would not give you to me,” said Zobrapus through tight lips. “He seemed so disinterested in you, and yet when my own father attempted to negotiate for your hand, the king rejected his proposal outright. Our families fought alongside each other for centuries! I am of good breeding!” The Princess screeched with laughter. From the shadows, The Mods all snorted. Drash could barely contain herself. Even Fennec chuckled.

It always comes down to some shit like this with men like Zobrapus, entitlement and emotional irresponsibility. Men are not entitled to women's bodies, and individual desire never outweighs another's bodily autonomy and life. FEED HIM TO THE RANCOR

Part X of The Princess Saga, a therapeutic exercise in fiction writing. If you’re here it’s because you want to be on this journey with me.

tw: smut, frank discussions of torture and PTSD, an unmitigated ass whoopin’

Zobrapus pending arrival was an all-hands-on-deck situation. The Mods (and Drash in particular) having grown fond of the Princess, readied their grafted weapons and sparred with Krrsantan in the palace courtyard. Fennec cleaned and inspected her sniper rifle. The Daimyo sent word to the heads of the other crime families of Mos Espa and Mos Eisley that they should not interfere should representatives of Brao seek their aid in a matter that he referred to as “strictly personal,” and he advised the Freetown Marshall that the Daimyo Boba Fett would rain fire on any Brao emissaries who attempted to intimidate Freetown residents.

Cobb Vanth, for his part, offered to be present for the meeting and whatever violence may occur afterwards. Ever the gunslinger, Fett thought.

Ideally, threats masquerading as negotiations would be enough to put Zobrapus in his place. Fett was not eager to spill blood, but should his Princess safety require it, he would spill enough blood to make an ocean of the Dune Sea.

…

The night before the scheduled conference with Zobrapus and whatever sycophants and hangers-on he planned to drag along with him, Fett sat on the Bantha hide with The Princess in his lap. The tension around the palace, all of it centered around her, was more pressure than she could tolerate and she’d regressed emotionally. His touch brought her back to herself, but otherwise she was distance and abstracted.

Fett knew that for The Princess, the opportunity to confront Zobrapus would be both excruciating and cathartic. She had not wavered in her desire to see this through, and Fett admired her commitment to rebuilding herself.

He kissed the back of her neck. She returned to herself once again, and Fett bit gently into her shoulder. She leaned back against him and sighed. Fett palmed her breasts and nuzzled her hair.

Initially, it surprised Fett to learn that tactile sensations brought her such comfort. To him it seemed counterintuitive, but he knew that any pathway into her fragile psyche could allow him to lead her out of anguish. He utilized touch now to soothe and reassure her. With her back pressed into his chest, he placed one hand on her throat and with the other, he reached between her legs to make gentle, slow circles on her clit. He whispered in her ear as he pleasured her.

“Cyare, you are the Dune Sea at twilight. You are the cool night winds and the heat of the campfire. You are the water of the black melon on my lips.”

She leaned her head back onto his shoulder and exhaled a low moan. She trusted him and for it, Fett adored her. She allowed him to touch her so intimately and illicit such intense responses. He felt honored. She was so reserved and fearful but for her Daimyo she was pliant and willing.

She moaned again and he praised her.

“Good girl, mesh’la. You’re such a good girl for me.”

Her back arched and she gripped his forearm. He held her tightly as she came and rocked her in his lap afterwards. She melted into him, almost limp in his arms. Her dread had exhausted her, but the orgasm has mercifully drained the tension from her body. She slept soundly in the arms of her Daimyo.

…

Fennec watched them approach through the scope of her sniper rifle. A small contingent, but heavily armed and led by a bird faced, sallow man a few years older than the Princess but without her practiced air of grace and nobility. The twin suns glinted off of ostentatious medals on his uniform. His confidence seemed spurious at best. Maybe he realized what a mistake he’d made coming here to take what doesn’t belong to him, thought Fennec. She signaled Krrsantan and The Mods to take their stations and have their weapons at the ready.

8D8 announced their entrance with more derision in his tone than was typical. Fennec, having made her way from the tower, stood menacingly at the Daimyo’s right. The Princess stood at his left, spine erect and head held high, in her green dress made to match the Daimyo’s armor.

That morning, the Daimyo had gifted his Princess a necklace and earrings of gold from a small vein on Neftali, Krayt dragon pearls, and - most extravagant of all - garnets originally mined on Alderaan. The opulent gift had taken her breath away. He kissed her temple as laid the necklace across her collarbone and fastened the clasp behind her. She wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him deeply. Resting her forehead on his, she whispered “thank you, my Daimyo” and he knew in that moment that no force in the universe could take her from him.

Her three Dune Spiders hovered on the wall behind her. Fru crouched atop the Daimyo’s throne, looking as fierce as his wild ancestors. The Great Boba Fett, son of Jango Fett and Daimyo of Mos Espa, sat at ease on this throne with his forearms on the arm rests and his legs open.

“Come forward.”

He signaled for the contingency, led by what he assumed must be Zobrapus, to approach so that he may address them.

The Princess lifted her skirt, stepped boldly off of the great stone platform on which the throne rested, and approached Zobrapus. Before anyone could react, she brought her right arm back and with a powerful rotational swing beginning in her hips, she slapped him so hard the sound of the heel of her hand meeting his jaw in an upward trajectory echoed off the walls of the throne room.

Zobrapus rocked back and stumbled into one of his underlings. There was the sound of weapons being unholstered and safeties clicking off. The Dune Spiders bolted from the wall to stand next to The Princess and stood erect on their hind legs.

Only the Daimyo and his Princess remained still. He remained relaxed, she kept her shoulders back and her chin defiantly high.

“She has every right to slap the taste out of your mouth, boy,” said Fett coolly. “I have a hard time believing that women don’t typically greet you with hostility.”

Zobrapus rubbed the side of his face as he righted himself. “I came here to negotiate-“

“Ah, but my Princess has a score to settle with you and I’m inclined to let her,” Fett cut him off. “Are you not the reason she arrived at my doorstep in bloody rags. Are you not the reason she spent seven days in my bacta tank? Tell me, boy, how do you conduct yourselves on Brao? Is it not illegal under the laws of a civilized system to brutalize political prisoners under the guise of interrogation?”

Zobrapus blanched. “We had reason to believe she knew the whereabouts of her father, a criminal-“

“Once again I ask you, boy, is Brao not a civilized planet? Is it a lawless place? Perhaps you need a daimyo and a few strong families to whip your ungovernable planet into shape.”

Zobrapus expression was fiercely indignant. He was trembling with rage.

“Apprehend her!” he spat.

His entourage, men no older or wiser than him, seemed reluctant. In the space of their hesitation, The Princess spoke in a voice so clear and strong that it stunned the Daimyo.

“I am the Princess of Broa, High Souverain of the Brightest Sun of The Tolvin System, Heir to the House of The Black Rathgar, ordained by the High God Who Rules The Forests and Oceans and I command you, soldiers of Broa, my sworn brothers, obey your oath to protect me from all enemies both without and within the Tolvin system and sheath your weapons.”

Feeling the full weight of their true duty to their Princess, the men formerly under Zobrapus command lowered their blasters and holstered them. Zobrapus seemed to shrink, his face screwing in frustration.

He looked around himself at his men and hissed. “How dare you betray me!”

“No,” replied The Princess. “It is you who betrayed me. You beat me mercilessly for information that I did not have. You sentenced me to die for crimes I did not commit. You came into the house of My Daimyo and threatened his family. I’m still not entirely sure to what point and purpose to executed this foolish endeavor and I do not care.”

Her face was indignant now. Her Dune Spiders stood so close to her that they brushed her skirts with the hairs of their spindly legs. Fett maintained his easy posture on his thrown. His Princess had taken command of the situation and he need not worry, only provide her with support. Fennec fought to hide her disappointment. She’d hoped for an opportunity to crack Zobrapus skull against one of Jabba’s old statuaries or watch Krrsantan knuckle dust the lot of them into pulp to feed to the Dune Spiders.

“You father would not give you to me,” said Zobrapus through tight lips. “He seemed so disinterested in you, and yet when my own father attempted to negotiate for your hand, the king rejected his proposal outright. Our families fought alongside each other for centuries! I am of good breeding!”

The Princess screeched with laughter. From the shadows, The Mods all snorted. Drash could barely contain herself. Even Fennec chuckled.

“So you beat me within an inch of my life! You invertebrate! You pond sludge!” she shrieked through hysterical laughter.

She composed herself and addressed the Braoan soldiers graciously then. “Take him back to Brao. My brothers, do not let him embarrass himself further. Save him from himself.”

They bowed low and complied. Fennec followed them through the scoped of her rifle as they dragged Zobrapus out of the palace and back to their ship. They departed shortly thereafter.

…

@daimyosprincess

@ladytano420

@dukeoftheblackstar

@rexxdjarin

@nintendobl00d

I TOLD Y’ALL IT WAS GONNA BE WILD.

[uraichievents]

We’re a bit late this year but here we are, back for another round. UraIchi Prompt Challenge #7 will feature four prompts, chosen by the four mods on the UraIchi discord server:

Souls

Covers a wide scope.

Death Game AU

For those of you who might not have come across this genre before, it’s basically an AU where characters are thrown into some kind of place or world where they play “games” that have a high chance of death. So in media, this would be shows like Alice in Borderland or Squid Game, Hunger Games would count too, and if you read webnovels, there are too many to count. For this event, you can drop your characters into those worlds, or you can make up your own generic death game world.

TYBW

Thousand Year Blood War -- last anime season just came out so it’s fitting.

“This is how a hero dies.”

I’m feeling dramatic and kind of murdery.

It’s pretty simple: just pick a prompt and go wild. You’re free to write or draw (or anything else) something for each prompt, you can combine all four of them into one work, you can slap any two or three together and make something for that, or you can just pick one and come armed with one fanwork, it’s really up to you.

Rules are the same as always:

Fanworks must be UraIchi-centric and complete, and there is no word limit for fics.

Crossovers and poly ships are both fine, so long as the main focus is on UraIchi.

If you’re posting on Tumblr, you can tag your work with #uraichi prompt challenge 7 in the first five tags, and I’ll reblog it onto this blog.

Here is the AO3 Collection - I’ll open it once it’s time to post.

Posting date is on December 31st, 2022, @ 12am (PST), but you know me, I’ll keep it open afterwards for a week or two.

[aziraphales-library]

Do you happen to know any fics that center around the seven deadly sins/the circles of hell? Thanks in advance :))))

Here are a few deadly sins fics and a couple of circles of hell fics for you...

Give Me My Sin Again by emmagrant01 (E)

Aziraphale decides he wants to try out a sin. Crowley has news for him.

Seven Deadly Sins by CuddlyHawk (M)

We follow Aziraphale and Crowley throughout time as they check off the 7 sins and inevitably grow closer. Heed the tags. Each chapter is a different sin (see beginning notes for more info and trigger warnings).

Principal, Cardinal by Sunjinjo (G)

"If only you could see yourself through my eyes."

Circumstances (and Crowley) convince Aziraphale to complete committing the seven cardinal sins – he was already over halfway anyway, as it turns out. However, not without convincing the demon to catch up on his principal virtues. Shenanigans, emotions and revelations ensue as the connection between our angel and demon deepens, and some issues get a much-needed sorting out.

Be All My Sins Remembered by CloversDreams (T)

“The trial,” Beelzebub continued loudly, “will consist of seven tests.”

“Seven…” Aziraphale muttered under his breath. He had a bad feeling about this and it showed. He twiddled his thumbs nervously as he waited for more details.

Crowley scrunched his face and shook his head. “Oh you don’t mean–”

“Correct. The Sins have been charged with the task,” Beelzebub interjected.

“Crap.” Crowley groaned. He slapped his hands onto his face and dragged them downward slowly. This was just what they didn’t need.

Gabriel nodded. He had a rather unpleasant grin on his face as he said, “Don’t know much about them, myself, but they can be a pretty gnarly group of high-class demons from what I’ve heard. On par with the archangels back home. Wouldn’t want to… what’s that delightful human phrase? Oh, right. Wouldn’t want to cock this up.”

The Ineffable Comedy by teaDragon (T)

When Aziraphale is tasked with investigating a potential portal to Hell he accidentally sets it off, and finds himself transported all the way down to the Eight Circle. He'll have to navigate all the way up and out, sneaking through each circle and avoiding demonic detection - all before sunrise if he ever wants to get back home. With most of his knowledge of Hell based around the writings of Dante he's about to find out just how closely life imitates art, and if there really is a way out of Hell without divine guidance.

A Mighty Flame Followeth A Tiny Spark by elf_on_the_shelf (E)

The world fails to end, and an angel and a demon walk away unscathed - much to the chagrin of their respective head offices. Their former sides are angry, but not without ideas. One of them, in any case.

Hell comes back for Crowley, kidnaps him and tosses him into the deepest, darkest pit. Aziraphale goes after him, like he always will. Nothing will keep them from their own side anymore, not even having to make a deal with Lucifer himself.

What follows is a journey though the nine circles of hell, but even more so a journey through the bonds we form, the reasons we choose the people we choose, and the power of the love we have for those we hold dear.

Mind the tags and warnings on some of these, folks!

- Mod D

[dios-hoes-tm]

Okay! Mod Prim here! I got this idea from @risottosplug ! I hope they don't mind me tagging them.

La Squadra x Boss' Daughter!Reader: Gangbang Headcanons

I'm not gonna write a full fic just yet, if you wanna see it, let the mods know!

Warnings: Smut, risky kinks, Sorbet and Gelato are feral, Ghiaccio is worse, Melone being Melone, etc.

Context: (all characters are 18+) You, the reader, are the boss' daughter and La Squadra uses you as blackmail against the boss. You were never picked up by Bruno's squad and were instead taken by La Squadra.

Melone:

All too eager tbh

Tries his best to make you feel comfortable with being at their hideout to start things off.

He DOES want you to consent after all.

He is the one who starts things off because it's MELONE

Will call you sweet nicknames in Italian (cara mia, dolcezza, belladonna(which means pretty woman), mia amata)

The mating press is his go to position due to his general nature and knowledge

Besides, what better way to blackmail your middle aged boss by knocking up his daughter, right?

Most definitely indulges in his own foot kink. We saw that episode. We can't deny it.

This man will suck on your toes.

Decently well endowed, 6-7 inches hard, not unbearably thick, well groomed

Know what the clit is and where it is so it's safe to assume you're gonna cum

Definitely creampies you. That is not up for debate.

Formaggio

He shrinks you down just a lil bit for funsies

He wants you to struggle to fit him

It's the size kink for me

Second biggest tease

Backhanded compliments

"You're so tight puttana. I feel like you were made for this!"

Hair pulling extraordinaire

Please claw at his back he will nut so hard omfg

He's not much for toys but he will shove the handle of a knife in your ass to 'prepare you'

Call him daddy. He'll laugh but he'll enjoy it.

100% into calling you kitten I don't take criticism

6 inches hard, thick, he does not trim thats a fuckin bush down there

Didn't know where the clit was at first until Melone showed him, but he didn't listen

Prefers to pull out and cum on your thighs and stomach

Illuso

By far the biggest tease

He will choke the living shit out of you like your eyes will be rolled back and he's making Melone hold your hand so you can't claw at his hands

Wants your neck to bruise

You might pass out but that won't stop him

If you do get your hands free, pull his hair and this man will MOAN SO GODDAMN LOUD

He will bite the shit out of you though ngl

Like, you're bleeding today

Surprisingly into knifeplay

Yeah that knife in your ass is being gently dragged across your skin just enough to break it and blood to bead up on the surface

Solid 8 inches, he will destroy you, completely shaved. He likes to be clean.

Despite his cocky demeanor and smarmy bitch attitude, he knows where the clit is and will make you cum

He will creampie you but he's also gonna pull out and jack himself off, edging himself until everyone's had a turn with you

Prosciutto

Double-teaming you with Pesci

Consider it a learning experience for both you and him.

Prosciutto in the front, Pesci in the back. Sweet and Sour sandwich.

Sooooooo goddamn rough

He's putting a collar on you and yanking that bitch until you bruise even more

Call him daddy and that makes things better or worse depending on your outlook

Tells Pesci what to do while fucking you

"Use her damn it! Be rough!"

D E G R A D A T I O N

"Take it troia! I wonder what your real daddy would say if he saw you like this. What would he say puttana? Hm?"

Please answer him. He will slap the fuck out of you.

Another solid 8 inches, a little on the thinner side, very well groomed

Obviously he knows where the clit is and you will cum. No matter what.

Big fan of the creampie. Demands Pesci creampies you as well.

Pesci

He kinda didn't want to do this

But he comes around to the idea when Proscuitto makes him join in.

He's shy and doesn't want to be rough but Proscuitto demands that he be rougher with you

So he complies

Holds onto your waist

Compliments you

"Y-You feel so g-good! And you're s-so pretty!"

Buries his face in your shoulder blades to keep from moaning too loud

Average length, 5-6 inches but thick, well groomed

Proscuitto showed him where the clit was but he's still a little inexperienced

Creampies you because Proscuitto told him to

Sorbet and Gelato

Good luck

Oh these two are going to break you

Bruises, bites, scratches, blood

Gelato begs to take your ass and that is probably worse considering he is absolutely feral

Drags his knife between your shoulder blades and gathers up the blood to use as lube. Even he knows how important it is folks.

Sorbet takes the front and gives Gelato a sweet kiss before absolutely wrecking your shit

Pulls your hair like he's trying to rip your head from your shoulders

Bite him, he bites back and he will lap up your blood like a goddamn vampire

He is daddy. If you call Gelato daddy they will laugh.

"Normally it's little bastard but I'll be your daddy just for today troia piccola"

Sorbet is longer at about 7 inches, a little on the thinner side and well groomed. Gelato is 6 inches, a little thicker and man's got a fuckin bush.

They know where the clit is but they don't care

Sorbet prefers to creampie and Gelato pulls out and cums on your back.

Ghiaccio

Feral bastard

Has Melone join in again for a triple threesome

He will scream, degrade, bruise and make you cry before he's even inside you.

Meanwhile Melone is balls deep in your ass

But when Ghiaccio is inside you, he has the most brutal pace out of anyone

He wants to make you scream and damn it he will

Pull his hair it'll make him whimper before he gets even more pissed and decides to fuck you harder.

"You think that was funny puttana?! I'll give you something to laugh about!"

Has Melone hook his arm under one leg while he hooks his under the other and rails you into next week.

He's gonna be sure you either can't walk or have serious trouble walking.

7 1/2 inches, decently thick, well groomed but it's super curly

He also knows where the clit is but he also fails to give a shit

Pulls out and bends you over so he can cum on your face while Melone creampies your ass

Risotto

Once everyone on his team has had a turn, Risotto stands up.

The minute you see him you know you are oh so very FUCKED

He makes a display of his strength by picking you up and using you as his own personal fleshlight.

Lives for the bulge in your stomach he can't get enough of it

He doesn't moan, he groans and growls.

Uses the blood dripping from your body to make handcuffs and chains using Metallica

Orders Proscuitto to put them on you

Calls you gattina(kitten)

Call him master and something snaps

You aren't walking after this

But if you call him Capo

Honey you aren't waking up after this

Adores choking his partners

You are no exception

10 inches(as is the consensus from the fandom), the kind of thick that will split you in two and well groomed

He knows where the clit is and uses that to his advantage whenever he's about to cum

Creampie. This man has enough cum to be a 1 man bukkake

Then he tilts you down so Illuso can finish once more on your face

After you've been thoroughly used and have cum multiple times, you end up blindfolded. You're covered in cum, filled with cum, and you're blindfolded. Turns out the men in LA Squadra fixed themselves up and decided to take a snapshot of you, upload it to Risotto's computer and emailed it to their boss. Your father. This seemed to be ample blackmail.

[give-grian-rights]

Listen I love your Goatdad AU and so I would like you to consider: Tubbo goes missing and Doc can't find him- maybe we even get Shlatt in there as like the drunk uncle who lost the kid and that's why Doc doesn't talk to him anymore. So Doc has no idea where his little goat went...

until Hermitcraft gets a new member in the form of Tommy, and Doc slowly peices the puzzle together until it all clicks and he immedietly breaks onto the SMP after realizing OH SHIT MY KID'S IN THAT FUCKED-UP PLACE

(also i give you a free pass to ramble about this on the hermit!tommy discord and if anyone says otherwise i'll bonk them with my mod stick)

THANK YOU CEDAR! ohhhh shit uncle Schlatt is a possibility, but also consider: Doc’s cousins/siblings with Sam?

Sam was one of the first six whitelisted, so maybe when Tommy joined and Tubbo realized that they can both vibe on a server that Tubbo THOUGHT he could trust because his uncle was whitelisted, he took the opportunity to go there.

Possibly Doc knows where Tubbo is but Sam reassured him that it’s fine because everything was mostly calm and good when he was active, before the lore. and then when he comes back and everything’s chaos, he just.. never reached out.

Doc and Tubbo talked occasionally but it was widely accepted for hte most-part to let teens live on separate servers from their parents, because a lot of kids and players running around didn’t have parents to begin with; the universe just willed them into existence.

..God. Tommy bringing up Tubbo though and the connections coming together.. that.. that.. that kinda slaps,,, ngl,,,,,, a much angstier branch of this au.

and FUCK YEAH GONNA BRING MY AU THERE NEXT it’s time to spread my propaganda because LET MY GOAT MAN HAVE A FUNKY NUKE KID!!

[demonslayerimagines]

Could we get a scenario in which reader saves zenitsu from a demon he's too scared to slay (first meeting) and he clings to them crying, but instead of them pushing him off like he expects they hug him back & comfort him 😳

This is soooooo cute! All these Zenitsu asks are making ME fall for him! 💛 Also I might have gotten carried away with this prompt 🥰

~ Mod Nezuko 🌸

Zenitsu saved and comforted by fellow Demon Slayer!Reader

It had been a long night for Y/N. They had been traveling for a while, following their crow all night towards a new danger. Y/N was a demon slayer, a hard working one who had spent years trying to master their training. Y/N was not going to disappoint their family, or what was left of it any way. The demons had become more aggressive near their village, making it harder to survive. That is why Y/N was doing this, to save others and sympathize with every survivor. It was a duty to them, their meaning. Y/N wanted to be a kind soul for anyone.

The moon shone brightly through the leaves of the tall trees in the forest. The only light in the dark as Y/N traveled down the rocky path. Their eyes darted across the tree line, carefully scanning the area for any unwanted company. A demon had been terrorizing these woods, luring people in with voices of their relatives or friends. Whoever entered the woods, would never be heard from again. Y/N took a deep breath to steady their nerves-

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHHHH”

Y/N shook from a high pitched scream that was near them! They quickly grabbed their sword from their hilt and ran towards the scream. Y/N couldn’t afford being too late, desperate to at least save one life out here!

~~~~~

Zenitsu didn’t know how he ended up here! He had heard the stories of a mimic demon out here and didn’t want to be anywhere near it! Tanjiro and Inosuke were so determined to kill it, that they had left Zenitsu in the dust. Walking ahead of him and leaving him behind. Zenitsu sniffled, walking into a clearing in the woods. A small meadow area, it was bright from the full moon that was out that night.

Zenitsu sighed shakily, terrified. He could just die here, but...he never would have fallen in love and had another half to make himself whole.

As he thought to himself, a voice seemed to whisper to him, “Zenitsu! There you are!” The voice was kind and humble, it sounded like Tanjiro! Zenitsu turned around quickly, smiling a little that his friend came back for him…

Zenitsu’s smile died as he saw the strange fleshy demon standing close to him. Pulsing and looking at him, hungry.

Zenitsu almost lost it, screaming and crying his heart out. Tanjiro! Inosuke! Nezuko!-

That’s when a quick figure came from the woods in front of Zenitsu, a sword in their hand as they sliced off the demon's arm! They tumbled to Zenitsu and stood in front of him in a protective manner! Zenitsu breathed heavily, hyperventilating. The figure glanced back, noticing his panic and then spoke sweetly, “Stay calm, I’ll take care of this. Make sure to breath”

As the person went back into battle, Zenitsu hung to their words for him. The comforting words, almost too much for him right now. Zenitsu considered that he had died and the heavens sent him an angel! Zenitsu watched you fight vigorously, his eyes sparkling in the twilight.

~~~~~

After the fight, Y/N breathed hard. The mimicking demon was a little too much for them to handle, but Y/N knew she had to save that poor guy. His panic filled them with a need to keep him safe and that kept them going.

Y/N turned slight towards the victim, but was, surprisingly, glomped by the yellow guy! He pulled at their haori and hugged them tight, “TH-THANK YOU! I W-WAS SO SCARED! Y-YOU’RE AN ANGEL! N-NO BETTER THAN THAT! A-A SAINT!” He was half crying and half screaming.

Zenitsu held onto them, afraid if he let go that they would disappear into the night! But this was the moment where he was pushed away or slapped in the face. His hands shook as he tightly closed his eyes, ready for the painful push...

Instead, Zenitsu felt the person kneel to his level and pet his head. A blush grew over his cheeks as he looked up at his hero. Y/N smiled gently to him, “I bet it was scary, huh? Well no need to cry anymore,” they moved his hand around them into a proper hug, “There, there...We can leave these woods together” Zenitsu’s breathing began to slow, Y/N’s voice soothing his fears. The ambiance of the forest had changed from terrifying to calm in an instant as the two calmed in the moonlight.

[cryspymf]

tears of the kingdom aka the heart attack nintendo gave me this morning

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First of all, I’ve yet to speak about Zelda here, it’s a newer interest (aka I got into it in the past two months) that has very quickly become my current hyperfixation. Anytime I get into something new I honestly have this little moment of embarrassment where I feel kinda dumb for having attached myself to a subject so darn quickly ig lol, so i didn’t feel like screaming about it on here. But… I cannot contain how much I want to talk about the one and a half minute clip we got in the Nintendo Direct like only a few hours ago.

My brain functions arguing aside, we have a name, it’s no longer breath of the wild 2 :D I do not like tears of the kingdom. to. be. completely. honest. I don’t know what I was expecting so I can’t really say what I wish the title was instead but idk the title just doesn’t feel right. I bet after a while I’m not gonna care anymore and it’ll just be another title to say when I’m talking about the games. I suppose it fits (it does idk why I'm saying i suppose), Hyrule’s being thrown back into ruin, not exactly a happy kingdom. Plus there’s probably some meaning to it that I’m not quite getting and will have an aha moment for eventually-

As for my expectations, I hope we get a more cohesive storyline. While I enjoy the concept of having a completely open world game and think having a storyline that adjusts to fit your gameplay is fun and interactive, I really think it took away from me enjoying any of the plot that was there. Of course I enjoyed it, but I think it would have been more enjoyable if maybe there was a clear order for the memories and some of the quests you have to do. I’ll say it keeps me from rushing through the game just to get to the end, but I still think it leaves this undesirable want for a better built story. Again I understand why they did it with botw, trying to make a solid open world game where everything is truly up to the player. But I hope nintendo takes a bit of a different turn with totk and tries to sort of merge a slightly more linear storyline with open world stuff. I think I just want cohesive objectives rather than “Here’s the final task and 4 things u can do or not do if u want to make it easier.” Not that I dislike that, in fact I love it and think it was an amazing way to make an immersive game BUT I’m just saying I don’t want the same thing. We got that from botw and it was awesome but now I want a new game. Part of why I say that is just because I don’t want botw and totk to be the same game. Some new mechanics and an altered map will just feel like someone slapped a detailed mod onto the game. I have to remind myself that it’s a direct sequel and many things will and have to be the same ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ELEVATOR! I do not know why this shit got me so excited but I can elevator into the sky and that’s all I want in life. ngl I was too focused on the elevator thing to notice the big ass tornado mf to the left what is that-

Does he not take fall damage on this or is this just nintendo showing the cool new features without wanting him to just ragdoll off- Most likely the latter but you bet your ass as soon as I get this game I will be jumping down to whatever that thing is and seeing if I die or not. It will probably end in death.

Also, if I can’t ride/get on top of giant snowballs and roll down hills on top of them in totk, i might just not buy the game- (hint hint wink wink nintendo r u listening)

May 14th is so far away,,, I had to quit my job a little bit ago because I moved abt 4 hours away and honestly I’ve yet to reapply for anything… totk got me wanting to get a job just so I can pay for it when the time comes- I am truly the ceo of letting games urge me into getting jobs just to pay for them alone…

[deviantartdramanow]

Reddragondraws is a shitty spy/hypocrite

Ok no, unraveling some of this kid’s claims here. Buckle up buckos time to put down a hypocrite! 1: TallThiery29 left DA and didnt want to come back, why demand she come back? We saw you on your YouTube and BEGGING her to come back. (Mod note:  Evidence provided here > https://sta.sh/2b3dyhn7w8 ) Your job would have been done and you could move on. Unless you are hyper focused on her and want to keep tormenting her? Abit fucked up and screams ‘psycho’ to me. I saw some of those gallery arts…concerning if you ask me. AHEM: https://www.deviantart.com/hgdggfgdbfet/art/The-Test-part-3-899845468 ( https://archive.md/srU7U ) 2: You sat and cried on someone’s journal “I am the victim! I am a minor and she’s doing these rps with me! -slaps stash link down so anyone can see it in journal that’s calling her out.- Fun fact, it was Eliza stepping forward going ‘she is going after me even  tho I told her to back off!’ RED then rushed in  as his alt and went 'NO I AM THE VICTIM I HAVE PROOF! and slapped his stash link down for EVERYONE to see. https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/899049637/4956709187 ( https://archive.md/9WBe0 ) (confirmed by both Eliza and Estel this was the original comments, from his hdgggg alt account.) Here’s the screens too before he hid them: https://imgur.com/a/6ZMF6rK here’s also where he put the original stash link too: https://sta.sh/21gi93ntnems 3: Ok this whole 'my oc acts like an adult so it’s not grooming’ has to stop. It clearly represents you like a 'self insert’ of some sort, and you said she 'simps’ for it? And you had to shoot down ALOT of rps with her that you didnt want to do? Bro, TallTheiry29 is bad news, I’d back awwwwwwwwaaaay from the person saying that to me if I was underage and had an oc they fancied and knew they were an adult. Just stop, that’s where the 'grooming’ came in, she shouldn’t do that to you at all, another user did the same fucking thing infact where they 'simped’ for a 10 yr olds oc on twitter and they were in their 20s. You gonna go and say 'oh the oc is an adult it’s ok’ NO. IT. IS. NOT. OKAY. IT. IS. GROOMING!! Use your damn BRAIN. Not all Pedos act the same in obvious 'show me nudes/come into my van’ tactics, some of them are more subtle about their habits, and TallTheiry29 is showing big time to be a subtle groomer. She makes you uncomfortable, you have to shoot down certain rps with her, she 'simps for your oc’, and she pesters you alot and manipulates you into sticking by her. Face it kid, she aint no saint and you are blind to her tactics. Get away from her and move on. https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/886139244/4958511047?reply_to=4958511047 ( https://archive.md/r9b3y ) ( https://sta.sh/018elmyen2x3 < before first comment was hidden) 4: You brought this upon yourself, people saw Talltheiry29s youtube and saw YOU sticking up for her and begging her to come back. YOU made yourself the enemy and lashed out at innocent users who were WARNING Tall was coming back on other journals. YOU went leaping onto her DA account  and attacked others for her and lashed out at them. What kind of 'I am neutral in this'  bullshit is that when you bend over backwards defending her yet again? https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/70572506/4958520330 ( https://archive.md/nFOWq ) https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/70572506/4958499818 ( https://archive.md/Ni9lM ) https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/70572506/4958520969 (kiss your mother with that mouth kid?) ( https://archive.md/9c2Al ) https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/70572506/4958521287 (neutral, riiiight. You came running the moment she tugged on your leash.) ( https://archive.md/Xq2om ) https://www.deviantart.com/hgdggfgdbfet/journal/Lets-help-tall-for-once-900935523 (wanna explain THIS when again you are 'neutral in all this’ hmmm?) ( https://archive.md/zS10o ) https://www.deviantart.com/comments/4/72490734/4956777587 (Boy howdy did THIS age well. Why didnt you stick to your own advice and fuck off like the others did? You seem more like a white knight than Aiden and that’s bad since he sucks the farts out of TallTheiry29’s ass.) ( https://archive.md/aGUs1 ) Now some Hypocritical art of 'being neutral’ in all this gang https://www.deviantart.com/hgdggfgdbfet/art/Well-901005220 (Oh boo hoo, I miss my groomer, whatever shall I do?!) ( https://archive.md/nvzFH ) https://www.deviantart.com/hgdggfgdbfet/art/The-end-901007770 (No one will tell me my oc is 'special’ and 'simp’ material, I want the suicide baiting insane lunatic art thief who is terrible for my mental state back boo hooooo!) ( https://archive.md/oyeGo ) https://www.deviantart.com/hgdggfgdbfet/art/All-clear-901185683 (I, instead of going into a healthy rp with someone my own age, decided to drag my abuser back so I can do more rps with her and continue to encourage her fucked up habits!) ( https://archive.md/Q0O3t ) 5: why the FUCK rant at Carno when you were the one that helped him make the video? Why friggin attack him? LOOK WHO SENT HIM THE EVIDENCE SUNSHINE. THAT was on you buddy, not Eliza, not Estel, not any of us, none of us sent that evidence, you pushed for that video to be made. That video is your doing. Tall has YOU TO BLAME for that sugar. https://www.deviantart.com/comments/1/886139244/4956876627 ( https://archive.md/sp9EO )

6: I spoke with Estel and she’s got some interesting lil DM screens coming..you think she just blocked you and moved on? Nah..she has receipts of your 30+ comments ranting at her ass like an insane lunatic sweetie. And I have a message for some of them. A: grow up with the mlp cringe bullshit, your oc is just as cringe if you gonna sling mud. I mean..Steve? Wheezeeeeee. He looks like a sun-persona that took steroids and was fused with Alphas of Undertale. B: People are looking HERE for the shit TallTheiry29 is pulling and you made yourself a target attacking two users in her name ya fucking twat. Got a problem with the mod showing the shit she’s pulling? Then back out and be truly neutral unless you simp so damn hard for TallTheiry29 it’s sadly beyond your reasoning to do so. C: You ever hear of fucking blocking? Also you have that journal up on Tall YA FUCKING TWAT, you dont think people are going to come looking at it? D: No one told you to unblock Estel and attack her yet you did. Kindly just stfu and back off ya lunatic. Jeez you are just as twisted in the head as TallTheiry29 it seems. You are well on your way to turning into her if you keep this bullshit up. 7: Mod if he continues to rant and rave, give him a fat ol block. I provided proof of his hypocrisy as best I could so please kindly take heed, you dont want this idiot swaying you to his side. Seems like he just wants attention for 'banning Tall’ and got furious when others took his glory. That or he has some twisted fascination with her and loves putting her through Hell for his own sick satisfaction. You aint no double agent you are a goddamn sadist and Tall should get away from you. =/ she’s in no mental state to deal with your two faced bullshit buddy. Just back away, you lost this. Her leaving DA is not the end of the world, and the route she’s going; DA will kick her off for all her 'IMMA KEEL MAHSELF’ journals she puts out every two damn weeks. Let her fucking leave DA and find some other kid to rp with YOUR OWN AGE ffs. 8: Hey dumbass if you really are a spy, you are doing a shit job at it. TallTheiry29 checks out this blog too and you just outed yourself -lmao! toodles darling, learn to spy better mwah ~Angel Dust. Mod note:  Thanks to another anon, I added all archives to the links provided here.  Thank you!

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Fate and Phantasms #144: Quetzalcoatl

Today on Fate and Phantasms we’re making the Ruler of the West, Lord of the Day and the Winds, and the White Tezcatlipoca, Quetzalcoatl! She’s a Battle Master Fighter to get her lucha techniques, an Ascendant Dragon Monk to throw in muy caliente jumps and drops, and a Circle of the Land Druid for some extra bonuses and her faithful companion.

Check out her build breakdown below the cut, or her character sheet over here, yes!

Next up: I’ll sleep when I’m dead!

Race and Background

As a divine demiservant, you certainly fit the mold of an Aasimar, but given the fact that you’re half bacteria, you’re probably closer to a Scourge Aasimar. This gives you +1 Strength and +2 Charisma, as well as Darkvision, Celestial Resistance to necrotic and radiant damage, Healing Hands to help your loyal followers, and the Light cantrip.

Raising your own personal army out of anyone brave (or stupid) enough to face you makes you the Goddess Alliance Legionnaire. This gives you proficiency with Athletics and Intimidation, as well as an expanded spell list we’ll get into when it comes up.

Ability Scores

If you’re planning on flipping Ivan the Terrible on his back, mammoth and all, you’ve got to invest in Strength. Lucha’s also just as much about how you hit people as it is about how hard you hit them, so make Dexterity number 2. After that is Wisdom, yes! You are a great judge of character! (Character is found by fighting people, right?) Your Constitution isn’t particularly amazing, but you typically got your opponents in a crater somewhere before they can hit you. Sadly we couldn’t make your Charisma as high as I’d like, but your racial bonus helps a bit. Finally, dump Intelligence. Like a lot of these builds, it’s just the least bad ability to dump. Sorry Quetz.

Class Levels

1. Fighter 1: Starting in the fighter class gets you proficiency in Strength and Constitution saves, as well as two fighter skills. Acrobatics will make your mid-air maneuvers more amazing, and Animal Handling will help you control your pets. And Jaguar Warrior.

You also get the Unarmed Fighting Style, giving your unarmed strikes a serious power boost. Now they deal 1d6 damage, or 1d8 if both your hands are available.

You can also take a little siesta once per short rest thanks to Second Wind, healing yourself as a bonus action.

2. Monk 1: Bouncing over to monk real quick for a second, just here to pick up Unarmored Defense, giving you an AC of 10 + your dexterity modifier + your wisdom modifier as long as you’re not wearing armor. You also can’t wear a shield which is unfortunate, but trust me, it’ll be worth it. 

Your Martial Arts also lets you use your dexterity when attacking with a monk weapon or your fists. You can also make an unarmed attack as a bonus action after attacking with your main action, and all your monk attacks can do at least a d4 of damage. That last one doesn’t really apply, given the circumstances, but it’ll get bigger over time. Again not to a point that matters, but it tries, dammit.

3. Fighter 2: Back in fighter for a bit to grab an Action Surge, letting you slap an extra action onto your turn once per short rest. Now you can make your enemies tap out in round one! You also gain a Necrotic Shroud, transforming yourself for 1 minute. When you transform, creatures nearby have to make a charisma save (dc 8+proficiency+charisma mod) or be frightened of you for a round. Plenty of people would say this should charm them instead. They aren’t wrong, but we work with what we’ve got.

Also, once per your turn you can add extra necrotic damage to an attack, equal to your level. You can pull out your scary face once per long rest.

4. Fighter 3: As a Battle Master, you become a Student of War, giving you proficiency with one artisan’s tool. Statues are big in Babylon, or at least those are most of the things that survive, so I’d look into that. 

You also learn Combat Superiority, giving you three maneuvers that you can use with superiority dice, four d8s that recharge on short rests. This gives you a Commanding Presence, adding the die to an intimidation, performance, or persuasion check so you can become a star in the ring. You also gain a Pushing Attack to launch rudos out of the ring, and a Tripping Attack to land them on their culo before going in for a pin. The latter two also add the die to their damage roll.

5. Fighter 4: Use your first Ability Score Improvement to grab the Grappler feat, giving you advantage on attacks against grappled creatures and the ability to pin them with another grapple check, restraining both them and you. Not super useful, but it is very flavorful.

6. Fighter 5: Fifth level fighters get an Extra Attack each attack action. It’s not that flashy, but it is useful.

7. Fighter 6: Your last fighter level is another ASI, bumping up your Dexterity for a higher AC and the ability to use dexterity or strength for equally powerful hits.

8. Monk 2: Second level monks get Ki, which will be very useful later, but right now lets you attack twice, dash/disengage, or dodge as a bonus action. You get a number of ki per short rest equal to your monk level. 

Your Unarmored Movement also lets you move just a bit faster. It’s handy now, indispensable later. Trust us. 

Finally, you can spend a bit of time with your Dedicated Weapon to make any non-two-handed weapon a monk weapon. I’d say a macuahuitl is a bit too big to count as a short-sword.

9. Monk 3: As a ninth level character you can finally take your monk subclass, the Ascendant Dragon. This lets you change the damage type of your unarmed attacks to fire damage (and others, but c’mon), you can read, write, and speak Draconic, and you can re-roll a failed intimidation or persuasion check, turning it into a success once per long rest.

The Breath of the Dragon also lets you replace an attack action attack with fire (or other energy type) breath, dealing two martial arts dice worth of damage to creatures that fail a dexterity save within a 20′ cone or 30′ line if they fail a dexterity save (dc 8+wisdom mod+proficiency). You can use this a number of times per long rest equal to your proficiency bonus for free, or by spending 1 ki point.

Like all monks, you can also Deflect Missiles as a reaction, possibly sending them back if you reduce the damage to zero.

10. Monk 4: Use this next ASI to bump up Dexterity again, bringing up your attack power and AC. You also learn how to Slow Fall as a reaction, preventing an amount of falling damage equal to five times your monk level. Trust me, this is good.

11. Monk 5: Fifth level monks get Stunning Strikes, letting you spend ki points to force constitution saves on your opponents, stunning them for a round if they fail. You get nothing else. Certainly not any “extra attacks”, where did you even get a silly idea like that?

12. Monk 6: Sixth level monks get Ki-Empowered Strikes, making your unarmed attacks magical for overcoming damage. You also get the big selling point of the dragon monk, Wings Unfurled. When you use Step of the Wind to dash or disengage as a bonus action, you also get wings until the end of the turn, giving you a flying speed equal to your walking speed. This means you can now grapple someone with your action and pull them forty feet into the air for one hell of a piledriver.

You can use this a number of times per long rest equal to your proficiency bonus, or by spending an extra ki point when using step of the wind.

13. Druid 1: We’ve had enough of beating the crap out of people, let’s make you a proper rider! First level druids learn Druidic. It’s a language. You also know how to cast and prepare Spells based on your Wisdom modifier. I’ll be honest, it’s not good. 

You can cast Resistance and Gust as your cantrips, and you also get first level spells. Thanks to being a legionnaire, you also learn Fire Bolt and Sacred Flame for some muy caliente casting, and Guiding Bolt and Heroism so you can properly lead an army. This is also usually where I’d explain the kinds of spells you might want to prepare, but we’re literally only here for one third level spell, so let’s get cracking.

14. Druid 2: Joining the Circle of the Land gets you the Guidance cantrip so you can do everything just a bit better. Your Natural Recovery also lets you regain spell slots of combined level equal to half your druid level as a short rest once per long rest. 

You also get Wild Shape, which isn’t in-character, and Wild Companion, which you can use a combined total of two times between short rests. The latter lets you cast Find Familiar without spending any money. The creature also only lasts a number of hours equal to half your druid level.

15. Druid 3: Third level druids get second level spells, including your circle spells Spier Climb and Spike Growth. Neither of those are particularly in-character, but you also get the more military-minded spells Aid and Scorching Ray from your background.

16. Druid 4: Fourth level druids get a Wild Shape Improvement if you’re into that sort of thing, an ASI to bump up your Wisdom so your spells are stronger, and the Produce Flame cantrip, because you couldn’t do that plenty already.

17. Druid 5: Fifth level druids get third level spells, including your freebies: Lightning Bolt, Meld into Stone, Beacon of Hope, and Blinding Smite. This is also the level you can finally prepare what we came here for in the first place, Conjure Animals. This spell takes an action to summon a beast of CR 2 or lower, which hey, look at the stats for a Quetzalcoatlus, it fits the bill exactly.

18. Monk 7: Okay, we got the silliness out of our system. Getting back to monk, you get Evasion, turning your failed dexterity saves into successes and your successes into ignoring the fireball entirely. Your Stillness of Mind also lets you spend an action to end one effect charming or frightening you. You are the one doing the frightening around here.

19. Monk 8: Use your last ASI to become Tough, getting an extra 38 HP now, and two more the next time you level up.

20. Monk 9: Your ultimate level gives you an Unarmored Movement Improvement, letting you run up walls and over water, as long as you don’t end your turn there.

Pros:

Flight is always a great addition to any build, even a limited amount like in here. Having an effective 90 feet of flight gives you great mobility, and it gives you a decent piledriver to boot! Grapple something with your action, fly up using your bonus action, and drop them for a guaranteed 4d6 damage!

Spells like Spike Growth, your own pins, and your maneuvers mean you can control enemy movement as well. Fly/push enemies off cliffs, box them in with spikes, or pin them to the ground so they can’t cast any spells.

Taking so many classes gives you great flexibility, with healing and fighting spells from druid, as well as combat skills from monk and fighter.

Cons:

Your flight only lasts one turn, and if you use all your movement getting someone up into the air that means you’ll probably take as much damage as they do when you fall. Obviously being a monk helps, but then you’re eating all your reactions just to pile drive people into the ground. Totally worth it, but something you’ll have to work around.

Since we have to focus so much on your strength and dexterity, your wisdom lags a bit, making your spells and AC a bit weaker than I’d like. 

We spent five levels in Druid for just one spell. Unless you really want that quetzalcoatlus, I’d suggest just putting that into fighter and/or monk for consistency.