#so im not wrong ok!! hes cross dominant!!
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Thank you Ren for making scootball gigacorp themed so I can draw cool sci fi tech and pretend it's canon🙏
Wind charge + more concept explained ↓
Scootball = football handball stickless floorball everythingball unethical armadilloball ice skating game.
I know Ren says "kick" the ball in the video but I like to imagine you can use any part of your body like in volleyball, and that they're on skates somehow.
Wind charge = stacks are stored as long strips like receipt paper. Comes out from the palm of the hand glove contraption thing, iron man vibes. Don't ask me how, it's sci fi.
Can be used to conjure wind at close range, balled up and thrown, or used as a lasso. Lasso is just a fun idea, not based on actual game mechanics unfortunately.
#etho said his left arm is stronger in that one desk setup stream btw#so im not wrong ok!! hes cross dominant!!#ethoslab#geminitay#smallishbeans#sorry i forgot how to draw joel#scootball#hermitcraft season 10#hermitcraft#hermitblr#mcyt#my art
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ok so uh this is gonna be a bit difficult to say but uh some general news on the condition of my arms is that i don’t have carpal tunnel or a pinched nerve, thankfully; but my doctor had told me that there is definitely something wrong with my nerves and ulnar nerve that’s causing not just my dominant arm but also my non dominant art this tingling, burning irritating feeling.
they don’t know what’s going on but im assigned some rehab stretches to see if that improves until my next appointment on the 13th. if not; then they’ll try electro therapy to see what’s going on in my nervous system. I did not think I could’ve predicted this, at all, not the best news To hear if im being honest. But it seemed like I wasn’t getting the full picture…after all I’ve been seeing 3 different doctors tell me 3 different things….this one just seemed to know what he was talking about because he checked and suggested things my other docs didn’t bother to check because they assumed it was a different thing.
It’s very frustrating, but im hoping these stretches they assigned me work…hopefully, until then I can’t be drawing until my doc gives me the okay. so uhhh no art for a while my dudes, I don’t wanna risk it anymore. This is actually a longer hiatus than the last time I had a wrist injury but at-least that one wasn’t both of my arms but ughh I hate waiting but it is what it is….I’m truly sorry.
The fnaf comic is gonna be delayed, and all my comms as-well. Thankfully everyone was really understanding so I’m glad;;; you fellas are the best.
so uh yeah, drawing will have to wait so I’m relying on my plushies for financial support! It would mean the world to me if you checked that out and purchased the plushies I have on stock in my store or to support what I do on my Kofi in general!
Art is what I like to do and it hurts not being able to do it for a while until my recovery but your support means a lot and is appreciated! this was hard to write but I hope y’all understand. thanks for being awesome;;;
Some news will drop on if we get the place me and my roommates applied to by the upcoming week! fingers crossed we get the new place so I can finally have the finished plushies shipped to me but I’ll definitely make a separate post about that so stay tuned!
#txt#important#this sucks. it’s gonna affect my mental health but thankfully I’m on meds to help#sorry fellas
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Bruce tries to learn to understand the thought process on why some people deserve to die.
OK link to where this idea came from this is for @icntblvfreudwasrite I’ll be returning your brian cells soon. It’s 1 am when im starting this so LETS GO.
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“Master Bruce,” the britsh butler’s accident rang out in the kitchen, “must I understand why you are sleepless on your night off?” Alfred took the cup off coffee away from Bruce, replacing it with some decaf tea.
“Just thinking about Jason again.”
“May I ask what about?”
“His methods- since he came back. I feel like in a way if I had corrected him more, if I had known why he thinks this way, maybe I could have stopped it- stopped him from getting like this and if I had-”
“Master Bruce, you’re being absurd. You had no clue Master Jason would turn this way and he’s not wrong either. Approaching situations differently is quiet healthy. Especially when it is a team effort!” Alfred poured himself a cup, knowing this would probably be a long conversation- but one that needed to be had none the less. “The important part is that Master Jason isn’t killing random thugs. He is killing mad men, who you have tried you bloody best to help, Master Bruce! He has shown great efforts toward compromise with you as well which is a fine lot to see! So while he may not stop using guns- he’s more careful where he shoots and is quite a bit more open to rubber bullets.”
“Alfred, I just am worried that he’s crossed the threshold and won’t be able to come back because killing is to easy-”
“Your boy is living proof that that line can be walked. Master Jason is proof that you can come back from that line. He strives day in and day out to prove that to you as well to prove himself- and prove it to himself.”
—OH LOOK A MAGICAL FLACHBACK BROUGH TO US BY RED ROBIN SAYING YUM IN THE REDROBIN COMERCIALS CUZ IM TOO TIRED TO WRITE A TRANSITION RN—
The dark haired teen plopped himself at the kitchen counter after struggling to reach the cereal with his injuries. The past two nights had been sleepless for younger Jason, he had a bruise on his ribs from a fight prior in the week that was killing him which didn’t assist with his insomniac tendencies.
“Master Jason- what are you doing up at this hour. You’re on bed rest-”
“Yeah, yeah, Alfred, I know.” Jason stared into his empty bowl. “Just had a midnight craving and I can’t reach the cereal without hurting again.”
Alfred pursed his lip together. “Another fight with Master Bruce, I’m going to assume.”
“How could you tell?”
“You only reach for Master Richard’s cereal when you fight with him. You usually eat toast for breakfast.”
Jason was shocked at his own predictability.
“Well, are you going to tell me what the fight was bloody about- or must I guess?”
“I asked why we can’t kill. I don’t want to kill thugs or anyone innocent- I want to take out the bad ones like the Joker who carved that big J into Dick’s back or- or Slade who terrorized Dick for years and has tried to kill Bruce twice!” Alfred listened to Jason’s rant and portioned him a small snack of cereal.
It was one of those super sugar bomb cereals with all the chocolate and sugar costing a kid could ask for- some off brand kind Dick ate in the circus that Bruce had flown in for him every onces in a while. Jason added some 2% milk to it, he couldn’t stand whole milk for some reason, the viscosity messed with him for some reason- and he was by no reason a picky eater it was just that which gave him issues.
Alfred put the milk away and handed Jason a spoon.
“I don’t even want to kill Dent, there’s just some people that you can’t help. Why doesn’t Bruce accept that?” Jason shoveled a bite into his mouth and began chewing. “Like it’s not that difficult!”
“Master Jason- not with your mouth full.”
“Sorry.”
Alfred put a hand on Jason’s left hand, his right hand- which was his dominant hand shoved cereal into his mouth.
“I understand your frustrations with Master Bruce’s rule. But perhaps it’s not to stop you, perhaps it’s a coping mechanism after seeing Master Thomas and Mistress Martha shot?”
Jason’s brows furrowed, Bruce never said he watched his parents die. He only knew they were dead.
“I-…”
“You didn’t know, Master Jason?”
“Yeah…”
“I assumed so.” Alfred put away the cereal box, “now finish up your cereal, I want you tucked up in your bed before Master Bruce is home.”
“Yes sir.”
#jason todd#batfam#redhood#robin#batman#alfred#alfred is the best character#i love alfred#alfred pennyworth
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Fist Fights and Hickeys
Prompt: Enemies to lovers smut with the teeniest bit of plot. Literally this is just pure filth. Please don’t read if you’re a minor, seriously this is not for you.
Warnings: SMUT! Swearing, Female reader, oral (female receiving),unprotected sex (I don’t have a fun rhyme explaining why that's a bad idea, just use fucking protection! dear lord, this is wizard shit im sure they have magic birth control but we aren't getting into that rn) also reader punches someone early on so violence, fluff and funny stuff at the end.
You walked down the hall as quickly as you could, just wanting the day to be over. It seems like no matter what you did today, everything went wrong. In herbology you dropped and broke a potted plant. In potions, your mixture exploded, coating you and your partner in blue sludge, which was still in your hair, and in divination, your tea leaves literally showed you an omen of death. At this point, you didn’t know how else this day could get worse.
“Hello Y/N” Fred Weasley said, sauntering up to your side. Welp, it just had to go and get worse.
“Leave me alone Fred” You said, irritation clearly present in your voice. You and Fred had a bit of a rivalry, whether it was at quidditch, or in your classes, or with pranks, the two of you were always trying to one up each other, which through the years, has created a bit of a love hate friendship.
“Somebody’s cranky” Fred joked, continuing to walk beside you.
“Somebody needs to shut the fuck up” You responded. Fred was about to reply, but before he could, someone interrupted him.
“Well well well, look what we have here! What happened Y/N, trying to go for a new look” Ethan Hawthorn said, pointing out your hair, which was still blue.
You didn’t answer, you just kept walking, Fred giving you a confused look. Ethan hawthorn was a Slytherin who you had a class with last year. The professor had asked a question, which he answered incorrectly, and when you corrected him in front of everyone, he deemed it appropriate to treat you like you had personally humiliated him in front of the whole school. He basically made it his life purpose to make your life difficult.
“Aw come on Y/N, don’t be like that, it’s nice! It distracts from your face!” He continued, him and a few of his friends now following you and laughing. Upon hearing what he said, Fred went to turn and confront him but you grabbed his arm, stopping him.
“Oh is your boyfriend trying to save you? You probably hired him to be around you, god knows he needs the money” Ethan said.
Next thing you knew, you had whipped around and punched Ethan in the face. It was a bit of a surprise to everyone, including yourself seeing you wouldn’t really consider yourself a violent person. Before you could think about anything else though, you and Fred were sprinting down the hallway towards the Gryffindor common room, Ethan screaming profanities from behind you.
You sprinted to the entrance of the common room, quickly saying the password and running inside, relieved to find it empty. After running for your lives, you and Fred were pretty tired out, both of you walking over to one of the couches and falling onto it, trying to catch your breath.
“You know he’s going to try and kill you right?” Fred asked, turning his head to look at you.
“Worth it” You said, causing the both of you to laugh a bit, before you noticed the pain radiating from your hand. You sat up a bit and examined your knuckles, which were now bleeding a bit. Fred noticed and sat up as well, before gently taking your hand in both of his, looking at the irritated skin.
“You ok?” He asked, skill looking at your hands, which you were thankful for since it made it so he couldn’t see the blush forming on your face.
“Yeah, I’ll be fine” You replied. Trying not to focus on his long fingers gently brushing over the bones in your hand.
“You’re hands are so small” Fred laughed, breaking you out of your slightly flustered trance.
“These small hands can still slap the shit out of you” You replied, taking your hand back and laughing.
“Here I think I have something upstairs that can help with the pain” Fred said standing, you following his actions and making your way up the stairs to the boys dormitory, walking inside to once again find it was empty.
You walked over and took a seat on his bed, Fred quickly fumbling through a drawer before coming to sit next to you, a roll of gauze in his hand. He sat across from you and gently took your hand again, carefully wrapping the cloth around your knuckles a few times before tearing off the excess and securing it in place.
“Thank you” You said holding up your hand and examining his work, only to look over and see Fred staring at you, a bit of a frown on his face. “What?”
“You shouldn’t have to deal with that guy” Fred said, the atmosphere in the room changing a bit.
“Fred its fine” You said, trying to change the subject.
“No its not Y/N! That dickhead is insulting you constantly, and for what? You don’t deserve to be treated like that” Fred said, standing and starting to pace around the room.
“You’re taking this way to seriously” You said, starting to get annoyed with his attitude. It wasn’t like you and Fred were super close. Hell most of the time you were at each others throat about whos better at what, and when you weren't doing that you were either annoying each other, or on a rare occasion, actually having a civil conversation.
“I don’t think you’re taking this seriously enough!” Fred continued, still pacing back and forward.
“Why do you care so much!?” you shouted.
“Because I fucking love you!” Fred shouted back, stopping in his tracks to face you.
“What?” You asked, not quite believing what you just heard.
“I love you ok? I love the way you make everyone around you smile, and that you’re absolutely hilarious, and that you’re competitive. I love the sound of your laugh, and the way your eyes light up when you smile, and even when you’re being a complete pain in the ass you still-” Fred rambled on, only stopping when you cut interrupted him.
“Fred!” you said sternly, grabbing his attention.
“What?” He asked loudly, breathing heavily from his rant.
“Would you just shut the fuck up and kiss me already?” You asked. That was all Fred needed to hear, crossing the room in one swift motion and closing the space between you, leaning down to roughly push his lips against yours.
Your hands instantly went to his hair pulling him even closer, while his went to the back of your thighs, picking you up and walking you over to the bed, letting you fall back onto the mattress before quickly re connecting his mouth to your neck, biting the flesh there before soothing over it with his tongue.
You moved your hands to his shoulders, sliding them down his chest before landing at the hem of his shirt, pushing it upwards. Fred got the message and pulled away, making quick work of removing his shirt, before his mouth was back on yours, sucking on your bottom lip before his tongue met yours, swirling around in a fight for dominance.
His hands moved upwards, slipping under your shirt to roughly grab your breast, causing you to moan into his mouth. Your hands found their way to his waist, quickly working on undoing his belt. You had almost gotten it unfastened when Fred suddenly pulled away, looking down at you.
“Are you sure?” Fred asked, searching your face for any sign of rejection.
“I have literally never wanted to fuck someone more in my whole life, yes I’m one hundred percent sure” You replied
Fred didn’t waste any more time, quickly working on removing his shoes and pants, while you worked on removing your shirt and leggings, your skirt following soon after leaving you in only your bra and panties, while Fred stood in front of you, his eyes raking up and down your body, you started to feel a bit self conscious with his eyes on you, but before you could move to cover up a bit, his lips were back on yours, pushing you back onto the bed.
His lips started to move downwards, moving from your neck, to your collarbone, trailing wet in between your breasts and down your stomach before finally settling between your legs, looking up ay you before kissing down your inner thigh, deliberately not going near where you needed him most.
“Fred, please” You whined, trying to find some relief.
“Please what?” Fred asked, playing with the waistband of your panties.
“Please do anything just stop teasing- Oh fuck!” You cried, Fred moving your panties to the side and slipping two of his long fingers into you, making your back arch.
“Already so wet for me” He chuckled, pumping his fingers faster. “If you don’t like me teasing then why are you moaning”
You didn’t get the change to reply before Fred's mouth was suddenly on your core, licking a long stripe between your fold before swirling his tongue around your clit, making your head fly back and your hands grip the sheets, desperate for something to hold onto. You could feel the knot in your stomach tightening, threatening to push you over the edge, but just as you were about to come undone, Fred pulled away, removing his fingers and making you groan at the loss of contact.
“What the fuck Fred?!” You cried, frustrated for being denied your release. Meanwhile Fred was crawling his way back up your body, letting out a low chuckle.
“Don’t worry babe, I’m going to take care of you. But when you cum I want it to be around my cock” Fred almost growled, causing a chill to run up your spine before he reached behind you, unclasping your bra and throwing it to the other side of the room, your panties and his boxers following soon after.
Fred propped on of his arms next to his head, helping to keep his weight off you while his other hand moved to his cock, slipping it between your fold a few times, looking at you for permission, which you gave with a nod, before finally pushing his length into you.
“Please move” You practically begged, Fred waiting to make sure you had adjusted before doing anything.
“As you wish” He teased, a smirk on his face, before he slowly started moving, pulling out half way before thrusting back into you.
You were just about to ask him to go faster, when he was suddenly ramming into you, his head moving to the crook of your neck, sucking on the flesh there, while your hands moved to his back, pulling him closer and creating long red trails as your fingernails desperately tried to find something to hold onto.
You bit your lip, trying to contain your moans, knowing anyone could walk in at any moment.
“I know for a fact that you can be a hell of a lot louder than that.” Fred said, sucking behind your ear, making your head spin.
“Someone could walk in” You said back, trying to come up with an excuse. In reality, you knew most of the other students were in class so you didn’t have much to worry about.
“I really don’t care. You look so fucking hot writhing under me and I’m going fuck you senseless right now.” He rasped out, moving his free arm under your knee to hike your leg up higher, the new angle making you gasp, allowing him hit your G-spot perfectly each time.
“Oh fuck, Fred- I’m gonna-!” You cried out, no longer in control of the pornographic sounds leaving your mouth.
“Cum for me, beautiful” Fred murmured into your ear, bringing his hand down to rub circles around your clit, finally pushing you over the edge, the knot in your stomach snapping and flooding your body with pleasure.
Fred continued to thrust into you, helping you ride out your high before coming undone himself, resting his head on your shoulder as he came down from his high, slowing his movements before stopping completely, gently pulling out of you and flopping onto his back beside you, both of you staring at the ceiling, trying to catch your breath.
“That was...wow” You started, still to blissed out to think of the right words.
“Yeah... why didn’t we do this earlier?” Fred asked, causing the both of you to laugh, finally catching your breath and sitting in a comfortable silence.
“I love you too” You said, breaking the silence and making Fred look over at you.
“Really?” He asked teasingly, but he couldn’t wipe the smile off his face.
“Yeah, ever since you hugged me when we won that quidditch tournament last year, I knew I had feeling for you.”
“I knew when you made frogs come out of Snape's pockets for a week” Fred replied, causing you both to fall into another fit of laughter.
“Wow, so romantic” You teased, Fred moving to wrap his arm around you as you scooched closer into his chest, both of you moving under the covers.
“I know, its a gift” Fred replied, making you giggle.
“Well, I should maybe get going” You said, moving to get up, knowing classes would be ending soon.
“You thought we were done?” Fred asked, stopping you in your tracks.
“We’re not?” You asked, a confused look on your face.
“Not even close” Fred replied, leaning in and connecting your lips again, to which you enthusiastically responded, before quickly pulling away, grabbing your wand and casting a locking and silencing spell on the door.
Needless to say, while you may have had a bad streak during your classes, you most definitely got lucky that night.
The next day you had to get up early for quidditch practice. You had suck out of Fred's room a few hours later without too much suspicion, but needless to say, you were sore. You walked to practice with your roommate Angelina, who was currently talking about something to do with McGonigal's hat, but you honestly weren’t paying much attention, too distracted by last night events playing over in your head.
“But I think she might be hiding something in it you know? Like... hold up. Is that a fucking hickey?” Angelina asked once you finally got to the bleachers, snapping you out of your thoughts.
“What?! No!” You quickly defended, trying to move the collar of your shirt up, only for Angelina to slap your hand away, pulling your collar further down, exposing the dozens of marks that littered your neck and chest, which you didn’t realize you had this morning.
“Oh my GOD! Did you get beat up? Who’s the guy?” Angelina asked with a teasing tone.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about” You replied, trying to keep your cool, digging through your bag to find your water bottle.
You stood back up, looking over to see Fred and George walking your direction. You gave them both a wave, your eyes lingering on Fred for a few seconds longer than usual. They dropped their stuff off a bit always from you, and started getting changed, both of them coming in sweaters.
“Besides” You continued, turning away from the twins, trying to keep your cool. “You have no right to talk, I know you and George are getting pretty comfortable in the room of requirement” You said, taking a sip of your water.
“That’s totally different and- Oh my god?!” Angelina said, looking past you, causing you to turn and spit out your water, the sight before you making you choke on the liquid.
Fred had taken off his shirt to change into his Jersey, and his back was covered in bright pink scratch marks. He heard the commotion, turning to see you covering your mouth trying to stop choking, not sure whether to be horrified or laugh.
“Jesus Fred, did you piss off a hippogriff and not tell me about it?” George asked, Fred suddenly realizing that of course, you would have most definitely left marks. Not that he was completely innocent either.
“Oh that, yeah I fell out of a..... tree” Fred said, making you smack your palm to your face. Sure, he may have been the best prankster in the school, but damn was Fred a bad liar.
Angelina took in your reaction, adding it to Fred's back and your hickeys, finally putting the pieces together.
“You two!?” Angelina said, pointing at the two of you. “Last night when you got back to the dorm late! You were fucking fucking!”
“Shhhh!” I shushed loudly, making Angelina and George laugh.
“Fred and Y/N, sitting in a tree” George started
“K-I-S-S-I-N-G” Angelina finished, the two laughing and heading off to start practice, leaving you and Fred slightly embarrassed at the blatant teasing.
“Well, we’re never going to hear the end of this” You said, admitting defeat.
“Yeah, but at least now they know. But speaking of K-I-S-S-I-N-G, you wanna...” Fred asked, moving his head towards the back of the bleachers.
“As fun as that sounds, It’ll have to wait. First I need to beat your ass at quidditch” You said, collecting your gear, looking up to see a gobsmacked Fred looking back at you.
“You are literally my dream girl, how did I get so lucky?” Fred asked, grabbing his things and walking with you to the center of the field.
“I know, I’m pretty much the best thing that's ever happened to you” You said in a serious tone.
“This dicks the best thing that's ever happened to you”
“FRED!”
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A/N: I hope you guys enjoyed!!!! I didn’t read through this before posting so if theres any grammar mistakes I’m sorry, I literally wrote this at 3 in the morning because who needs sleep when you have Fred Weasley porn. Anyway, I hope you guys liked it, feel free to leave any feedback/recs!
#fred weasley#fred weasley fanfiction#fred weasley fanfic#fred weasley fic#fred weasley headcannon#fred weasley smut#fred weasley x reader#fred weasley x y/n
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basically me if i was in obey me-
Lucifer: ....what are you doing?
Me while putting my legs trough the sleeves of my hoodie:...nothing.
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me walking to the dinner table with taco bell in hand: hey guys!
levi: what the fuck is that your eating- it looks disgusting-
me: for your information, its a crunchwrap. so fuck off
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me: lucifer pissed me off today
me: so i put mayo in his toothpaste
me: and hot pink dye in his shampoo
me: as well as turn off the water heater
me: let me also remind you, its winter.
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me: hey asmo!! wanna go shopping!!
asmo: shopping for condoms? because i’ll be needing them tonight~ *winks*
me: *calls mammon to come rescue me*
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me: *sitting in mammons room, helping him with his homework*
mammon: ok...and what are your taste in men?
me: do you really need to know that for researching about humans?
mammon: either that or how much you piss and shit everyday-
me: cute, funny, tall, dominate, dork, to be more specific mammo-
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me: *wheezing at lucifers reaction to calling him a boomer*
satan: whats wrong with her?
lucifer: i dont know, she’s been like this for a hour now-
me: *wheezing harder*
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belphie: hey MC, how are you doing?
me: *fearful screaming in the corner while clutching onto a cross*
belphie: whats wrong?
me: *still screaming while calling up simeon and luke*
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lucifer: do your homework.
me: no.
lucifer: you will fail this year if you dont.
me: ha! jokes on you!!! i somehow passed my 6th grade year without doing ANY homework!!
lucifer: ...
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mammon: ok so what if we decided to sneak into lucifers room, and tried to steal his gloves so he wont wear them all the time!!
me: sounds stupid.
me: lets do it.
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levi: god, i hate haikyuu so much-
me: *hears him from two miles away and slams open his door* WHAT DID YOU SAY?
levi: i. hate. haikyuu.
me: *hits him with a pipe as well as proceeds to hit him with all my haikyuu merch* SAY THAT AGAIN, AND YOU DIE.
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me: *sneezes*
me: *gets a text from asmo, who is in the human world at the moment*
asmo: bless you~
me: *fearful screaming*
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me: mammon, i love you so much. i hope that we can spend the rest of our lives together as a couple.
mammon: *blushing* o-ok...
me: i love you..
mammon: i love you too..
asmo: *crying holding mammon at gunpoint* she’s mine you bastard- *sniff*
levi: *holding asmo at gunpoint* no, she is a weeb and i a otaku, she is clearly mine.
lucifer: *holding levi gunpoint*: i dont think so, im the oldest and i make the rules, and the rules are is that she is mine.
satan: *holding lucifer gunpoint* meh, i dont care for her romantically, i just wanted to see if you would shoot so then i could shoot you.
me: guys...i just said i loved mammon- --__--
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mammon: ok, and what is this? a dick?
me teaching mammon how to drive in the human world: no. thats the gear shift idiot.
mammon: oh.
mammon: car dick it is then-
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me: *texting satan* satan come back!!!
me: im sorry that i said your books were shit!!!
me: please come back!!
me: its been two days!!
me: you left just like my dad did-
me: we still havent gotten milk
me: and its been nine years since he left..
me: i forgot what milk even tastes like..
satan: i literally went to the library, and i left thirty minutes ago-
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me finding out my birthday is a day after mammon’s: that explains E V E R Y T H I N G
me running over to mammons room and kicks down the door: MY BIRTHDAY IS THE DAY AFTER YOURS AND IT EXPLAINS WHY WE BOTH ACT JUST ALIKE BECAUSE WE BOTH ARE VIRGO’S AND TSUNDERES-
mammon: wha-
me: *runs back to my room to watch tiktoks*
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me drawing a picture of me: ...
lucifer: what are you drawing?
me:....me-
lucifer: is there any chance you can draw me?
me, being the artist i am and actually HATING those kinds of questions: sureeeeee why nottttttt!!!
me: *draws him a low-quality picture with insulting shit on it* here you go!! *hands him the picutre*
lucifer: ...what is this? its horrible-
me: just like you-
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#obey me#me in obey#obey me incorrect quotes#demon brothers#crack#lucifer#mammon#leviathan#satan#asmo#beelzebub#belphie
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omfgggg pregnant!deku. imagine where no. 1 hero is not only an omega but is pregnant and it's still early in his first trimester so he's running around kicking ass but IT'S DEKU so ppl frets and worry over his safety that even villains r like uh i dont wanna mess w/ that. deku is like ridiculously popular & well like even among criminal bc he believes in 2nd chances & rehab of the criminals/villains & fight for disenfranchised youths who fell on the wrong side of the track. so yea, they fight against him but they're also kinda soft for him!!!
so when they found out their fav hero is pregnant & still patrolling there's like some super-secret nonverbal agree among them that they won't stop doing what they are doing but like,,,, nobody fucking touch deku ok or you'll deader than dead. which is ALL KIND OF HILARIOUS bc deku coming to a bank robbery & the criminals doesnt stop their crime but when they fight him, they're like super careful w/ him making sure he doesn't get knock back, fall, or hurt himself too much.
when deku finally captured them and as they're about to taken away, they happily congratulated him on his pregnancy & ask if he'd thought of names yet & one of them is like, "oh, when my husband was pregnant eating X & Y really help with the nausea." and izuku is like,,, thanks???
there's like so many ppl invested in deku's pregnancy that it bizarre bc he's not the first or the last omega to ever be pregnant but he's deku, prohero, no.1 rank, and symbol of hope. all that means is there's a hyper fixation on everything about him esp now that he's pregnant. talk shows, news channel, & celeb gossip show are all talking about it one way or another. whether he's should take an early leave of work or not bc of the danger of his job, the baby's sex, his pregnancy craving, bump watch (I KNOW), & even a countdown to his due date.
the entire country is in a baby fever just bc of deku. everybody talk obsessively about it & even if you find that one person who does not care they def know someone who does. all this happen while deku just go about his day like all of Japan isnt watching his every move lol. the strangest thing about deku's pregnancy is that there's no sign of the other parent?? deku isnt even dating anyone. he never mention any alpha AT ALL, only declaring that he plans to raise his baby all by himself as a single parent which blew their fucking mind bc wtfffff.
look, deku is the most famous omega around, sitting high atop of the world as the no. 1 hero & is adore by the mass--he's greatest omega of his generation some would say so yea there's lot of expectation & hope place on him but deku is deku & he does what he wants. ppl speculate that maybe he's pregnant bc he had a one night stand and this was accident, maybe he has been in a secret relationship all this time, maybe this baby was from a spurned lover or WORST yet a produce of rape... LIKE there's so many rumor swirling around but the answer is actually v v v simple. deku has always wanted a child and since he's nearing 30 right now, he thought it's hightime he has one and the other father? JUST A DONOR. it's nothing serious or complicated as ppl imagine to be.
deku wants a kid and now he has one!! but ppl just can't comprehend how it could be that simple when the most notoble omega in all of japan decide he wants a kid W/O having a mate and he's going to raise this baby all by himself and nope he's not even going to quit his job at ALL to have a family. deku is just--blowing their mind lol
the world doesn't so much get over it as they just kinda get dragged along bc deku does not give a single fuck wut other think and proceed to be immersed in his pregnancy and try to survive the next 6 months while everyone waited on bated breath to see what deku does next. the only thing that stick is the constant rumor mill of who is the donor of deku's baby. they assume that deku wouldn't just pick a stranger bc he's sentimental like that so speculations run amok about every alpha that is closely associate with deku.
there are public polls, betting rings w/ billions on the line, televised debates, internet flame wars, and ACTUAL ARGUMENTS B/T FAMILY/FRIENDS/COWORKERS on who the fuck is deku's donor! even more than deku's baby, they're fucking obsessed on finding out who is the actual donor. the thing is it's not THAT big of a secret. all of class A are in the loop, his mom know (ofc), and even his agency but they all managed to keep it a secret bc deku's privacy is the utmost important & beside the other father would literally MURDER them if it ever get expose.
this is how it went: bullied by his pr team, deku went on a variety show where they have to babysit kids & put through various childbearing challenge while cameras record them for entertainment purpose. It's there when deku realized "ah, I WANT THIS. I WANT THIS V BADLY." deku is climbing close to his 30 now, he's well established presence in the hero world, and his life is pretty stable so it's high time he have his own little family but the thing is babies are two ppl business. they don't just come from thin air so deku did the next best thing.
katsuki would like to say he didn't see this coming the same way you would not expect to be attack by a shark on land, but in this case deku is that fucking shark & katsuki is the idiot that get completley blindsided by him when deku cornered him one day and asked for his sperm.
ok, bakudeku aint dating. they have deep & complicated history that is not only confusing o everybody else but also confusing to them. 'friend' would be to light of a word but anything else is left undefined bc how do you explain more than 2 decades of w/e they are to each other. katsuki doesn't want to talk about the amount of time he'd used image of deku to get off while in rut just so he can survive through it, while the next few days trying to resist punching deku in the face bc he act like a sacrificial idiot who got a cross he wants to bear.
it's not 100% healthy his therapist unhelpfully pointed out but the core of all his volatile feelings have always been named deku & katsuki doesn't know how to compartmentalize it properly bc katsuki may have squashed to something small & insignificant but it's heavy & permanent. so when deku laid his fucked up request at katsuki's feet, he broke the table they were using and nearly walked out if deku didn't catch him by the arm in time.
"kacchan, pls here me out first," deku begged of him, his sweet permeating the air; he's NOT PLAYING FAIR AT ALL. whoever said alphas are the dominate sex in the world have never met an omega, a determine goal focus omega with babies on the brain like deku.
"kacchan, recently i realized that im only getting older so i want a child when i still can," deku explained. "so won't you help me? i know settling down right now is the farthest thing from your mind, but im not asking you anything like that," he continued as katsuki quietly fumed in the background. "i just want your help in making this selfish wish of mine come true. you're among my top choices, kacchan."
Katsuki jerked up. "wait, you mean to say there's a fucking list of alphas you plan to extort their sperm from?" he seethed, feeling like deku had took a goddamn knife to his pride and butcher it completely. "how many other ppl have you asked before you even came to me?!"
"im not extorting anything from anyone." Deku frowned. "and, well, you always lectured me about diving head first w/o any backup plans," he pointed out, "so i made sure to leave several options open just in case the first one fell through. see? i did thought this one thru."
katsuki nearly broke another piece of furniture at the thought of deku asking someone else to father his child as though he was just another face in a long list of ppl deku could use. "What did every alpha on ur shitty list rejected u already so now have to come to me for help?"
deku, who was no.1 for a reason, narrowed his eyes and the air crackled around them. "kacchan, this is extremely important to me so i wouldnt just chose anyone. i only know a handful of alphas i can trust and someone im happy to share the other half of my child with. you're the 1st person that came to my mind when i thought about a child growing inside of me," he said, wrapping his arm around his flat tummy. "despite our many differences you're the one i admire the most. your strength & ambition, grounded by your strong drive & work ethics. the fact that you got where you are w/ your own hands & wits to guide you, i think you're just amazing. so how could i not want those kind of qualities for my own child," deku explained. "im sure a child born from half of your genes you will shine just brightly as you do."
katsuki felt so taken back that found his tongue heavy and words were escaping him. on one hand he felt a rush of pride and a strange sensation of happiness that deku had specifically chosen him out of his potential candidates bc of the greatness he had seem in katsuki but he'd also narrowed katsuki out not bc of some sentimental bullshit or lingering feelings but he thought of providing his future child with the best gene pool as possible so his child can flourish. it's a damn ego busting for katsuki but deku was clearly a man on a mission.
katsuki hesitated and thought what it would mean to have a child out there who carry a lil part of him in them; it's unnerving and humbling at the same time. he never thought of it himself but deku had dream of this, wanted this so badly enough to beg katsuki for help.
"alright," he said finally, not knowing exactly what compelled him to agree, but the look of utter happiness spreading across deku's face as he can barely contain his joy. a single word from him had caused deku's word to shift and rearranged itself to make room for another life.
and that's how katsuki got con into helping izuku make a baby lol. but, really katsuki was the one who agreed to it out of his own will bc he's an idiot & also terribly whipped; omegas are the ones ppl should be frighten of bc once they make up their mind it's hard to move them. they're an unstoppable force, something to be reckon w/ esp when that omega is the no.1 hero who fought his way to the top of the rankings and maintain that status quo for many years despite how many times katsuki tried to topple him from that perch LOL.
katsuki already lost the war before he'd even put a foot down on battlefront the moment deku'd opened his mouth & demanded his sperm AND HE KNEW IT TOO. so that was how katsuki found himself preparing to empty his balls in front of a two-way mirror in a mating clinic bc of deku. omegas, esp males, are the most fertile when they're in heat & when an alpha go in a rut, but the both of them have this arrangment that's more of a duty than any feelings involve bc they cant risk getting mix up in the hormones. this is for deku & his future child!!! so the clinic had prepared a large room w/ two way dividing mirrors& open air vents circulating b/t the two rooms so they can breathe in each other scene where deku can have his heat on one side and katsuki can watch BUT NOT TOUCH and get his rut on so he can produce sperm.
it's uh, not supposed to be v sexy since it's all clinical & shit but bakudeku being bakudeku they nearly tear the room apart to get to each other in heat/rut madnes. deku had blushed earlier as he asked to be bind with quirk restrictions cuff just in case he go crazy which HE DID. at first the nurses there was more worry about katsuki going crazy and out of control bc he has been known to fall pretty high on the alpha aggression and they fear it would be katsuki who would be dangerous; BUT NOPE it's deku all all along who almost broke the REINFORCED MIRROR just so he can get to katsuki!!!! DEKU WHO PPL SOMETIMES FORGET IS LIKE THE NO. 1 HERO FOR A REASON. soft and sweet deku who single handedly can fuck you up with just his fingers if he want to. he's an omega on a mission and he wants that knot up his ass AND HE WANTS IT NOW.
the nurses & docs have to use everything in their toolkit to pull bakudeku apart. when it's all said and done, katsuki embarrassingly produce buckets of cum enough to last deku a looooooong long time if the first one didn't take lol while deku couldn't look at katsuki in the eyes. they are both horridly embarrass about their 'not mating' and their action toward each other there even though they never actually touch each other through out the whole heat/rut procedure. despite the fact that they DIDN'T HAVE ANY SEX, it was still the hottest exp for both.
katsuki never seen more more feral and fierce omega who nearly broke the entire room just to get to him, in that moment if katsuki wasn't in love already he would have been half way there and izuku didn't expect KATSUKI AT ALL. the way he had handle izuku was completely diff. in izuku's heat fever, katsuki was the lone anchor who'd provided him grounding. he tried to calm deku down from his ramp up hormones even though he was as clearly affected as deku. forceful but not unforgiving, commanding not unyielding, firm but gentle.
it was electric.
it was as though izuku was a wild animal unleashed and katsuki managed to tamed him and he never had even had to raise a single finger to do it. it was all in his words that cut through izuku's hazy feverish wants and desires. the kind of alpha that made deku's knees weak.
after that, they have wordless mutual agreement to never talk about it. deku got the sperms he wanted and katsuki had finally fullfiedd his obligation and isn't responsible for deku or his future child. HE'S DONE. they dont have anything to do w/ each other anymore. RIGHT??? ha.
it's funny bc izuku had his hope on a child but didn't think it would take so soon! he'd thought he would fail a few times first before he get really lucky w/ conception bc of his age now that he's older, this 'psuedo mating' can't replace real mating, & biology is fucking weird. even the fertility doc couldn't promise this procedure to insert bkg's sperm in him when he's still got in a heat fever will work 100% and if they fail, they have to wait for another HEAT to come before it could work. which mean months of waiting in b/t so izuku is desperate. BUT it took one try. THAT'S ALL IT TOOK as izuku anxiously waited for the news in next couple of weeks. he took at home pregnacy tests and when hall 3 results were positive he'd cried and called his mom but even then he didn't tell anyone bc he was so scare it just was a fluke.
he'd kept this secret until he finally got the visit to his doc and could get the firm confirmation he needed! when the doc revealed that he was indeed pregnant, izuku fell to his knees in relief bc finally, FINALLY, his dream of having a baby had came true. he's a father now!!
the doc had warned that the first trimester would be rough on him bc of his age and miscarriage is more likely for him than most male omega. maybe he should consider taking an early pregnacy leave bc of the danger his job poses to him & the unborn baby. deku had agonized over it. ultimately, he decided to continue w/ his hero work but won't take on as much stuff as before. he plans to be more careful & attentive to his safety, and defer his more dangerous work to his colleagues instead. all his friends and coworkers go out of their way to help him w/ this
izuku got an entire community of heroes WHO DO THEIR BEST TO ENSURE HIS PREGNACY GO SMOOTHLY bc look izuku may be doing this alone but HE'S NOT ACTUALLY ALONE bc he got his friends, colleagues, and mom to support him through this bc they know how much this means to him!!
katsuki was one of the last to find out but only bc deku plan to see him in person to tell him bc katsuki HAD GIVEN HIM ONE OF THE BEST GIFTS (beside OFA) and he wanted to thank katsuki in person but class A are a bunch of gossip mongers so he found out through their groupchat. it started as a joke about katsuki & his super seed bc what a fucking stud bakugou katsuki to have ONE TRY and is able to knocked izuku up so quickly lmao. w/e the fuck katsuki is doing or eating, apparently it works wonder for him bc one of his sperm luck out & hit jackpot. his so called friends cant stop ribbing into him for knocking up deku so quickly bc they know from deku's worry that it wasn't going to be an easy conception but IT'S BAKUGOU KATSKUKI, outdoing himself once more bc he never does anything by half, not even his own sperm lol.
izuku met up with katsuki right outside his agency bc he knew wassup and how to corner katsuki effectively by trapping him when he just high off his patrol when he least expect an ambush esp when he was too busy avoiding izuku's attempts to reach him bc of COMPLICATED FEELS.
it's not cowardice that kept katsuki away, but izuku was the source of all his confusing feelings already & now w/ the news that he's carrying katsuki's child now it'd gotten worst. izuku, though, was nothing if not persistent. he zeroed in katsuki right away w/ purposeful steps.
"kacchan, i'm so glad to meet you here," izuku says as though he hadn't coordinate this w/ katsuki's coworkers, who are all SOFT for izuku anyway lmao, to get katsuki alone JUST LIKE THIS. katsuki knew he was caught bc every one his friends & colleagues are FUCKING TRAITORS.
"what," he snapped, clenching the hands at his side as he tried to keep his gaze from izuku's still very flat tummy. it's weird to think a life was quickly taking shape there when it's not like izuku looked any diff but he smiling more brightly & warmth coming from his person. was this what they call the pregnancy glow? bc deku was fucking blinding that katsuki wanted to shove his hand to deku's face to block it out.
"what you want," he demanded again even tho they both know why deku was here.
unperturbed, deku smiled. "im pregnant now so thank you. you'd helped fulfilled one of my biggest dreams & im ever so grateful for it!" he continued, rocking happily back & forth on his heels but the words barely registered katsuki kept staring at the way deku's body swing out & he opened his mouth before he could think better of it.
"should you be even moving liek that ?" he asked BC SINCE FINDING OUT IZUKU IS PREGNANT HE LOST HIS MIND. as soon as the words left his mouth he knew he was a dead man walking.
izuku leveled him a glare so fierce that he actually took a step back w/ chills running up his back. "kacchan i may be pregnant but im not an invalid," izuku said with the sharp edge of a smile and thinly veiled steel in his voice. the scariest part was that he hadn't drop a single smile but the ominous threas was there. "do you want me to show you how much of not invalid i am?"
katsuki scowled, face pinching at the thought whether this was just the usual deku's bs or this was deku's bs + the pregnancy hormones that get him so rile up. either way, katsuki no matter how much of an ass he was, he wasn't going to punch a pregnant omega to prove a point.
"fine, that was dumb sorry," he said, scratching the back of his ear in annoyance. "so was that all you wanted to say?"
deku's eyes crinkle in amusement as katsuki's scowl deepens. "yea, i just wanted you to hear the news from me personally and expressed my thanks."
"i'll take good care of them," he said softly, a stray hand caressing his stomach carefully. "I promise i'll be good to them so you dont have to worry."
katsuki paused and then, "I know," he said bc he does. deku was going to be a good parent w/o a doubt. That is a truth.
deku's eyes light up at katsuki's words and there was a hint of wetness in them that katsuki had the unnerving fear that he was going to cry right here and katsuki's entire agency going to charge out & murder him for making a pregnant omega, THE PREGNANT OMEGA DEKU cry in public.
"t-thank you," he sniffs, but THANKFULLY NO ACTUAL CRYING INVOLE, "it makes me so happy to hear that you in believe me. i won't fail you, i swear!" he said it like he was making a vow for world peace or some shit bc of how serious it had sounded but this was important to him.
"yea, okay," katsuki said, looking away bc got this entire conversation was agonizing bc here he was talking to the person, but not JUST ANY RANDOM PERSON, who is carrying a baby w/ half of katsuki's dna & they're not fucking each other. like,,, that's fucking weird okay.
"that's all i wanted to say," deku told him, fully aware how uncomfortable this talk was making him, "so I won't bother you anymore." he gave one last smile and turned to go but KATSUKI WHO SHOULD HAVE LET IT END THERE found himself opening his mouth and grabbing deku by the arm.
it was careful, a firm but gentle hand placed his forearm like deku was glass that stopped him for a moment. "if--if," katsuki said, swallowing around a stone in his throat, "you find yourself needing anything, call me ok? ANYTHING i dont care just call me and i'll be there."
a slow but the brightest fucking smile he had ever seen bloom on deku's flushed face. "ok, i'll let you know," he replied, bc this was KATSUKI PUTING HIMSELF OUT THERE AND WANTING TO GET INVOLVE IN IZUKU'S PREGNACY even tho deku had given him a clean break from it. HE CHOSE THIS.
katsuki doesn't know what he was thinking then but the words slipped passed his guard before he can stop it & now he fucking doomed himself, doom himself to 3am late night calls of deku crying in hysteric at his home bc he ran out of some rare hard to find fruit bc CRAVINGS. so now katsuki had to dragged himself all the way across town to hunt for this shit. the morning news of that day was hero ground zero harrassing shopkeeper in the FUCKING ASS'S OCLOCK FOR SOME FRUIT AND DEMANDING IT NOW FOR W/E REASON, WHILE LOOKING SO FURIOUS & UNHINGED.
look, it's not like deku doesn't have an entire network of ppl to reach out to if he ever needed anything bc they would even laid down their life for him but even when he's cursing a storm trying to get deku's his midnight craving, he's so relief it's him that deku called first. besides, he firmly knew wut he had signed up for the moment he had opened his mouth. offering is help in the pregnancy process was him choosing to get involve and commit to deku & his (god fucking damn shit, he can't think of it as *theirs* bc that's too dangerous) baby. and bc this is bakugou katsuki and he never does any by halves so even though he may have been reluctant at first but now that he's firmly on board he's going in full throttle w/ no break in sight. katsuki dumps all his $$ on pregnacy & prenatal care books.
he read papers, argued on pregnancy forum, & even harassed his parents on it just so he can come at this like a fucking boss bc while he has full faith in deku to put the safety of the fetus first but also HE DOESN'T FUCKING TRUST DEKU TO PUT HIMSELF FIRST which is just as import. deku has the self-preservation of a damn child & he can't expect a *child* to take care of himself so KATSUKI OBVIOUSLY GOT TO DO IT FOR HIM. so he make diet plans, prepare prep meals for deku ahead of them, annoyed deku's coworkers to watch out for him lest he does something stupid. he make it his firm mission that this pregnancy will go smoothly as possible so even when he's running errands for deku, getting his weird ass food craving, and taking deku to visit his ob-gyn, sitting in the waiting room anxiously for any news in case SOMETHING GO WRONG.
He even drives himself crazy learning about the things a pregnant person can't do/is at risk of doing & he doesn't know how anyone can fucking take this for 10 months bc it's like walking on a precarious tight rope. it's scary & humbling and he just want deku & the baby to be ok.
there are still crimes and villains to wrangle, and the world keeps on spinning; nothing really change all that much now that deku's pregnant but katsuki finds himself personally accolating his precious time and energy toward deku & the baby. he became one of those *PEOPLE*, ugh. he never got it even when his friends had popped out spawns of their own. he wasn't going to get dragged down by biology & all that general bullshit about settling down. he's at the top of his game & prize to take over deku's position as no.1. he got no time for playing family.
yet here he is standing in the middle of a fucking baby store, staring down a damn baby crib and having a melt down. who the fuck knew that baby cribs come in so many fucking versions and THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY OF THEM. he thought he had come prepare but no this was toughs shit. he only saw this store in passing while on a patrol & thought he should drop by but the next thing he knew he got trapped here for three fucking hours just looking at baby cribs. he already got several people walking passed him, eyeing him weirdly as he internally freak out.
there are ridiculous amount of info floating on the internet about crib buying guide like the bars could only be certain inches apart, non-toxic paints, diff kind of mattress, safe headboards, etc etc. all of that to ensure the baby doesn't fucking DIE bc babies are like FRAGILE.
he calls deku & as soon as he picks up, the first thing katsuki says is, "last year, there were 1,842 babies death due to sudden infant death syndrome."
a long pointed pause, and then, "oh geez," deku answers, "where are you? I'll be right there, okay? don't go anywhere!"
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who lied to you ?
Importance of the Spiritual Journey, universal signs and the unexpected!
As Summer Walker once said The spiritual journey isn’t about the astethic of crystals or the ideal that people have created to make it a fetish on social media. The true meaning of the spiritual journey as Summer Walker said its about the ability to take accountability for the choices one makes that affect their lives . Its about accepting who you truly are inside to show on the outside, Literally living in your true form not caring for the validation of others.
Many think the Spirituality is about the crystals or the “witching”, the burning of sage and manifestation. Take in mind that manifestation does play a part into it but there is much more depth. On your journey the importance is acknowledging that its about connecting deep to your inner self. The path is for you to really get to know yourself the true depth of who you are. Connecting to yourself through meditation means having a place where you feel safe and serene to focus your mind on yourself to analyze stuff within you that you can’t make a connection to why things happen to you in life. Connecting the subconscious to the conscious to make yourself whole.
I believe that before we’re born into the human realm we live in our spiritual homes before we’re meant to save those who we feel need help remembering who they truly are. I feel when we dream we are actually transporting back to our TRUE homes and forms. Scientist and the government are aware but they fear that when we realize it they can’t control it. They do research to figure out how to weaponize the ability and for complete control. Starseeds, Ascendants , Reiki Masters, The spiritually attuned etc are the people who are reincarnated to help break the cycle of control. The attuned don’t live for materialistic things they admire it but its never a true need, they don’t hold true value to the soul.
The journey is complex because you have to really really focus on yourself the past, the trauma , the fear and self doubt. Once you’ve overcome or can accept those your eyes will be open to the propaganda and the actual things happening in the world. Nothing will surprise you.
All those horror movies , sci fy movies where do you think the ideas come from ? Its not a coincidence its stuff that has happened before. They are signs and information in plain sight its for you to see the true info over what they put into distract you. The government has the goal to control the world for greed and power, while possibly some higher beings want to test us or sort us out from the true of heart to the wicked of heart. There is no good without a little bad, no light without dark and that goes for ourselves , the government and the higher beings some of us haven’t met yet.
We’re able to tell when we encounter others like us , we connect with them instantly they match our full energy potential without of dimming it. The goosebumps you get when you feel an eerie presence or feel your in the wrong place. That gut feeling that something is wrong is your subconscious telling you that a higher being that is most likely malicious or want to control you for a pet for their own amusement. The higher beings that observe us as entertainment are the ones who are in contact and work with the government for their desire of entertainment. The higher beings have been around longer than we have and seen many things also are more advance, they could give us the tools for world peace but they don’t instead they feed us info for world domination and destruction for pure laughter. The reptilians enjoy destruction because they feel they are superior to the pure of heart . To be fair there is a balance so what makes people think the universe wouldn’t have a balance between alien races ?
Lets bring you back to earth for a second, we humans HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA OF ALL THE CREATURES THAT LIVE HERE ! We’ve barely made a dent in prehistoric creatures. But lets take a dive down this bunny whole, If the earth we live on has been around for billions of years and has all these layers why the fuck would we assume we would know all the creatures and beings that have lived here before us ? Mythical creatures were & are real. Sea beings and creatures are real. Why is it hard to accept that there are legitimate things we know nothing us. But instead we humans want to prove we’re smarter beings? The joke is on everyone that believes that with their entire being. Honestly you have to be narcissitic to find that to be a true statement. How can we humans know everything about something that’s been around longer than us just because we dug through a small layer and found some bones. WE CAN’T EVEN GO TO THE TRUE DEPTH OF THE OCEAN SO HOW WOULD WE KNOW ALL THE SPECIES AND HUMANOIDS THAT CALL THE OCEAN HOME?? MAKE THAT MAKE SENSE! Scientist believe because they have a phd or doctorate that they are geniuses and make minor discoveries ? Its not a major discovery when most people are like we knew that already because we know there are other beings and species out there. You can’t fool the awaken ok, we have woken up because we were meant to. Shifts are happening and whatever deal was made could be coming to and end soon because the government is fucking up. Or hear me out the true form of the deal is coming where the humans who aren’t awake will never awake and will be under the control of the reptilians and the people in the government who work with them . But little do they know that the reptilians will in fact double cross them. Why, you ask? Simply the reptilians are smart, mischievous and clever but not too smart that they can’t be overcame. Typing this up I feel goosebumps why cause im aware im being watched I’ve acknowledged things im not meant to be aware of . Also because im writing this with all intentions of exposing what needs to be brought to light. Religion is a TOOL USED TO HAVE ALL OUR MINDS FOCUS ON ONE BEING THEY TOLD US WAS ALL MIGHTY BUT IN REALITY ITS THE REPTILIANS WHO CAME WITH THAT PLOT. BY BELIEVING IN ONE MIGHTY BEING YOU WILL BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT POWER SAYS AND WILL NOT SECOND GUESS THEM. HELLO THE CONSTITUTION HAS THE SAME STRUCTURE HAS THE 10 COMMANDMENTS IN THE BIBLE. WHY??!? WHY HAVE LAWS THAT YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW UNQUESTIONED JUST LIKE THE 10 COMMANDMENTS YOUR EXPECTED TO FOLLOW IF YOU WANT TO LIVE WITH JESUS IN HEAVEN. Riddle me this why would Jesus who is suppose to be forgiving and loving turn his back on you for not following rules he made? He gave us free will so why would he forsake us if we don’t follow his rules. ALSO WHY WOULD HE ASK A FOLLOWER TO KILL HIS ONLY SON?!?! That there gave it away that religion as made as a secondary form of government to make people obedient and further help the reptilians plot for control of humans. Have the humans do your dirty work while you give them information or false information to complete your task while you sit back relax watch and wait until its almost completed and they come to take reign .ONCE you realize what done and try to rebel you get wiped out and they try again. Many planets many chances to complete a goal. ALSO all those people who’ve exposed the truth were killed because the people who don’t want the revolution are instructed to keep the secret by any means necessary. How come the Egyptians, the mayan , aztecs, Atlantans had contact with humanoids that helped them advance their ENTIRE civilizations, yet the government has know about “aliens” been in contact with them yet our civilization hasn’t advance . Shouldn’t that there tell you the humanoids they are in contact with aren’t here to actually help us. The world needs to open their eyes and see the truth.
If you think I’m crazy then explain why they haven’t found a single bone from the mayan civilization of the people who lived there, why can’t we explain atlantis, why is it that all these advance civilizations just go missing , not as though their city was rampaged but left in tact in one piece but the people left. NO THEY WERE SAVED BY THEIR ANCESTORS OF THE TRUE OF HEART BEFORE THE REPTILIANS TRIED TO DESTROY THEM.
WAKE UP, OPEN YOUR EYES, CONNECT YOUR MIND AND SOUL. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE YOU MISS THE SAVING SHIP.
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hey~ so awhile ago i made a uquiz that asked for some unpopular a3! opinions. here is the verdict (note: responses have only been edited for spelling, and if a response mentioned members of multiple troupes they are repeated in each section) enjoy!:
tsuzuru should become a professional gay drama fanfic writer based off the mankai company
Chikage is a cool character but if he doesn't get over his mom trauma and keeps treating women bad its gonna be a problem. Like outside of kidnapping izumi as a sabotage for the company he treated her so bad bc she's a woman and he was like "oh I realize ur not like other girls" I hate it here
Sakuya is underappreciated and deserves some more heart to heart talks.
Citron and Izumi would make a fantastic couple!!
TsuzuMizu is one of the world’s greatest love stories. The Y E A R N I N G
I think that. Chikage :)
I don’t like Masumi
why does everyone like chikage and itaru i dont understand
masumi pls stop deep breathin
Tsuzuru’s deadlines were only for the first 4 plays of the company and the fact that no one says this to him or try’s to help him with his sleep and work means they’re perfectly fine with him ruining his health if they get what they want from him (a good script) in this essay I will
if they don't release the sprites of itaru and banri's older sisters i have no choice but to assume they're hot af and also sapphic
Izumi needs to place a restraining order on Masumi
Muku has bigger duality than Itaru
Masumi is creepy
Itarun is baby
citron is a walking racist stereotype and thats why i dont like a3 :)
itaru is too good looking for his own good, love that for him
sakuya deserves the world but that's not an opinion it's just a fact
I- u. H m— u h— ...... so like- Taichi Banri and Tenma hanging out being friends. Y e s—
muku nonbinary
Yuki is a cishet, and saying he isn't when it's stated he is, and gets bullied for not being cishet makes me feel wrong
a3! writers: we addressed kazu's problems me: you didn't address shit a3! writers: we've addressed them
misumi deserves the world
Yuki is Ace and no it’s a fact people refuse to acknowledge
maybe we should talk more about how kazunari never got his conclusion and still has issues being himself but im just sayin
i don't think is actually unpopular but a3 im begging you. please stop type-casting characters and let characters other than yuki play female characters hdjkhfjkhfjs khjksh ok thanks
Misumi x Tenma is NOT valid (Sorry not sorry)
idk if this is unpopular but i wish misumi’s character was more fleshed out...his whole life can’t be 1.) triangle and 2.) parental neglect ToT
Muku has bigger duality than Itaru
cmon we could have a little izumi/banri's older sister. just for fun and banri's mild suffering
Juza is overrated
I- u. H m— u h— ...... so like- Taichi Banri and Tenma hanging out being friends. Y e s—
if they don't release the sprites of itaru and banri's older sisters i have no choice but to assume they're hot af and also sapphic
i actually don't see the appeal in SakyoIzu. idk, Izumi can do better than that
banri depressed :( thats why he angy
juza and omi superior ship
banri has good fashion taste fite me
taichi is a top tier boy <3
Taiyuki supremacy
jtszbn :]
taichi and juza good ship why does no one ship GRRR i angery
juza is way more interesting than people give him credit for! him just casually offering to cross dress...i love him. also he definitely wears eyeliner
idk man but taichi is severely underappreciated
Juza and banri are both subs but banri is a brat and makes juza top. Juza's mom has beaten god behind a 711
Nachi is best boy
Azumi needs to Stop
Uhhhh the puppy characters aren't actually that cute and Taichi is very annoying on the surface before taking into account his backstory. The characters who have passions and interests outside of just being good to you, the player, are much cuter imo
it's not an unpopular opinion, i'm literally just in love with omi
Homare’s definitely gay, I can feel it
azuma... asexual.. thank u for coming 2 my ted talk
Tasuku is a himbo. He's buff, he's stupid, and contrary to popular belief he is NOT mean, yall are just sensitive. I will die mad about this
Tasuku is a himbo. No I will not budge on this. After he stops being an asshole he BECOMES a himbo and if liber would just SHOW him being the himbo he was meant to be then I'd be able to rest in peace
Hisoka is a really good flirt
U h Hisoka is so fuvkimg short i swear to fucking god he needs to drink more fucking milk-
Beyond the Wall is not that good.
guy deserves more thirsty hoes why does he have so few give guy thirsty hoe stans
homare rights
Homare world domination
hisoka unhinge
Azuma is genderfluid.
Tsumugi and his "grandma" vibe ;)))
Homare mermaid play. We need it
Azuma deserves a hug so does Homare actually all of Winter Troupe deserves a hug
Cybird pls let me date izumi I would like to give her a kiss pls
They’re all gay
Gay
I'm gay
i’m conflicted about izumi bc on the one hand i like fleshed out female leads but on the other hand because i’m so different from her i find it hard to relate to the game sometimes
the anime is still not perfect but I like it for what it is
um i dont hate this particularly, but it annoys me how everyone ships the lead and co-lead (saku&masu, tenyuki, juban) because they have a good dynamic, like ??? yeah lol and?? but its harmless and stuff so in chill w it. only exception is tasuku and tsumu because they do have chemistry!! absolutely hinted at
#a3!#a3! actor training game#a3! act! addict! actors!#note: a lot of people said gay so i reduced it to those three variations lmfao#the person who said jza is overrated is my enemy btw#also several ppl just left me cute messages TTTT i love y'all#if i get more responses i might make a part two of this but i think this quiz has crested a bit
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grand theft pussy
pairing: gamer!jeongguk x reader
genre: domestic au, smut, crack, comedy (its all smut i fucking lied)
warnings: dirty filthy disgusting inexcusable talk, non-penetrative sex with a Playstation controller, penetrative sex, cum play, creampie, snowballing kinda (sorry), cum eating, forced orgasms, overstimulation, multiple orgasms, fingering, spit swallowing, throat fucking (im-), cock to face slapping, slapping, cockwarming (this was filthy enough ok so nvm), SO MUCH DEGRADATION, so much bad language im sorry, grinding against jk’s rib area, filth, oh um lol btw JK has a humongous cock?, kinda ended up praising jeongguk’s cock too im so fucking SORRY, kinda wrote switch!jungkook on accident but dont worry he’s mostly dom’ing our bitchass
rating: 21+
summary: Jeongguk just wants to play his game in peace without his brat of a girlfriend fucking with him. But of course, he doesn’t get what he wants.
A/N: Please excuse this god awful mess of hormones and thirst for the one and only Jungkook. And excuse the fucking title, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.
You heard Jeongguk exhale angrily through his nostrils as another online character shot him as he was changing his clothes. He started fuming, his thumb heavily tapping the X button for him to respawn and you heard him mutter the faintest insult under his breath, “Fuckin’ pussy”, and you snorted, looking away from your phone and to your side seeing the angry glare in his eyes.
“Babyyy”, you whined, trying to cheer him up, yet it only irritated him a bit more, the sweet distraction of your voice caused his Grand Theft Auto online character to be killed once again by another person. He snarled, pressing a chaste kiss to your cheek in attempts to soothe your needy hands clawing at his arm to get his attention, only to have you turning your head to lock your lips together. He huffs and looks into your eyes as he sucks your bottom lip into his mouth, nipping and biting at the flesh until you’re all lightheaded and throbbing. He then pulls away, exhaling a puff of frustration and continuing to pay his attention back to the screen.
Needless to say, his ministrations caused your pussy to glisten under the lace fabric of his favorite panties, your thighs clenching together and tongue peeking out to flick at your lips.
You wanted him, and you wanted him now.
“Googiee”, your soft voice graced his ear drums as your hands traced over the firm muscles of his back, fingers grazing up and down over his black T-shirt. His mouth lifted into a entertained snarl, his voice oozing dominance as he spoke, “Baby, what’re your slutty little hands doing, hm?”, and the reply he got was nothing short of a whimper, your legs unfolding from under you to wrap around the side of his waist, knees locking together.
Sat in this awkward position, he did his best to ignore you, eyes still locked on the graphic game in front of him, that is of course until he felt the slightest movement of your hips circling on the side of his hips. You were grinding on his fucking side. His mouth watered, feeling the heat of your pretty pussy against his side had his cock stiffening in his shorts, his hands grasping the controller a bit harder at the slight hitched breaths leaving your lips while your pleasured yourself against him. Lips twitching up into a snarl, he closes the application on the game, and throws the controller down, the noise causing your eyes to snap open just as he unwraps you from around him and jumps up.
Looking up into his face, it’s written over with pure lust, his pupils blown wide and his bottom lip tucked under his teeth, gnawing on the soft and rosy flesh as he stares down at you expectantly, his eyebrow cocking as you slide off the couch and onto your knees, head bowing to acknowledge his aura dripping with dominance.
He tsk’s as his lips curve into a sinister smile, “Care to tell me why you were acting like such a slut, hm”, he growls, and your thighs tremble; you fucked up. With no response from you, he continues, “And why you were grinding that pretty little pussy against my side?”
Staring up into his eyes without a response, he exhales, his hand slapping your cheek lightly as a sign to answer him. So you do, “I-I’m sorry daddy, I just wanted your attention and the way you kissed me and I-”, he cuts you off with a hand coming to brush at the cheek he slapped, his knuckles kissing your unblemished skin with adoration as he acknowledges your pathetic attempt at apologizing without falling to pieces under his piercing gaze.
Tears well up in your eyes as he nods slowly, understanding your attention craving. In honesty, he knew with the busy schedules and long nights away that he wasn’t giving you as much pleasure as you deserved, and he felt guilty on the inside, but now wasn’t the time to get all sappy. You wanted his cock, and by god you were going to fucking get it.
“Safe word is ‘angel’, understand”, he murmurs, still brushing your cheek with his fingers, and once you nod, those once gentle fingers snake up into your scalp, snatching you up by your hair and you whimper, lips trembling in excitement as he pulls you toward the bedroom, hand tight with all your hair balled up into his fist, a sly smirk on his lips as he shoves you into the room, still standing in the doorway.
“Naked and on the sheets by the time I come back, I was hoping I wouldn’t have to spank that pretty ass tonight, so don’t make me”, he grunts, turning around and heading back the way you both came to retrieve something, and in the mean time, you’re hurriedly stripping yourself down, and right as he crosses the threshold of the bedroom door, you’re settling into the sheets on your knees.
A soft smile appears on his face at your beauty before it’s wiped away by the greedy look flooding onto his face at the exposed flesh, teeth gnawing at his bottom lip as he strides forward placing the controller between your spreading legs, and as his nose bumps yours, he holds down the R2 button and immediately it roars to life, vibrating intensely against your hooded, glistening clit, and your eyes roll, and throaty moan unleashing from your lips as your back bows and your hips raise off the mattress.
He watches with a sick smirk on his face, eyes glazed over in pure entertainment as your screams echo off the walls, an orgasm unexpectedly radiating through your heated body as he pressed down harder, and a tear leaks down your cheek before he pulls it away, sighing at how fast you came. ‘Pathetic if you thought it was over, whore’, he thought.
Grabbing your ankle, he drags you down the mattress, until your feet are touching the floor, and he tells you firmly to stand up and drop to your knees, and like a good slut, you follow.
“Baby, I’m fucking your throat tonight, so open up and put your hands behind your back”, and you look up at him through your lashes, smirking, “Sure you’re rough enough to do that, daddy”, and a angry snarl leaves his lips, his slender form bending forward to wrap a hand around your throat and squeeze until your mouth is parting, and eyes watering.
“I suggest you watch your fucking mouth, bitch, otherwise the only thing that’ll be rough will be the way I’m fucking you into the sheets. You pretend to be all dominant when you’re just a try hard sub that loves to be pushed into submission. Now shut the fuck up before I break you, petite pute”, he snarls, and your stance visibly weakens, the words sending heat straight to your pussy and fogging your mind, as you stick your tongue out and hold your mouth open, to which Jeongguk let’s a globule of spit fall into your mouth before gripping your jaw with his other hand and forcing it closed so you can swallow, “Good girl, now back on your fucking knees, mouth open. And I won’t tell you again”, and he releases your throat, allowing you to catch your breath as you drop to your knees, ignoring the pain that sparks up through your nerves.
Your eyes flick back over to Jeongguk, watching as he flicks the button of his jeans open and pushes them down to his knees, then removing his shirt and finally, releasing his cock to your eyes.
Jeongguk’s dick was something to be admired; it was perfect. Long and girthy, with just the right curve that left your pussy quivering around him whenever he banged around inside your walls. Along with a angry red tip that you could easily see precum peeking out of, and a set of hefty balls to match.
He noticed your oogling and decided it was time to give you a taste, so while he guided his cock to your open mouth, with the delicious sight of drool pooling inside, he huffs holding the heavy weight of his cock in his hand before lightly tapping at your cheek, then your chin, and finally your bottom lip, teasing the leaking head at your warmth. Being bold, you decide to flick out your wet muscle and tongue at his leaking slit, causing a whiny moan to grace your ears.
Unable to take teasing himself anymore, he shoves his cock into your mouth, pushing past your barriers and gag reflex, causing your throat to tighten and your body to stiffen as he quite literally begins to fuck your face. His chest begins heaving not even 5 minutes into the oral session, his head tilted back as his ears strain to hear the choking noises around his cock, “Swallow my cock, bitch. Eat it”, Jeongguk huffs, stuffing his cock, as he said, down your throat, “That’ll teach you to be a mouthy little whore.”, and you whine, muffled by his thick dick stretching your throat open.
Luckily for you, he relents, right before he falls apart and pulls his cock out of your mouth, or he tries to, but you hang onto his hips, sucking with determination and he cries out in surprise, “Y/n! What the fuck are you d-doing- a-ah s-stop, fuck! s-shit, baby, ugh im gonna fuckin’ c-cum”, he whines, his cock spurting thick streams of cum into your mouth, and you suckle at the tip until he’s done, holding the cum in your mouth.
His chest is heaving as he pulls you up, kissing you and you push his juices into his mouth, and he moans heavily sucking on your tongue and then pushing his cum back into your mouth, pulling away and allowing you to swallow.
“Bend over”, he grunts, fisting his cock as precum oozes from the tip some more. Obeying, you bend over the front of the bed, spreading your legs, and you thank the heavens as Jeongguk has lost his patience and instead of teasing he decides to just utterly destroy you as you feel his thick head prod at your entrance.
“I’m going to fuck the fucking shit out of you, slut”, he murmurs, hands clawing at your hips and jostling them to his desired position. A moan surpasses both of your lips as he sheaths himself inside of you, his cock nestled firmly against the cervix of your pussy, and he almost falls apart at the quivering, wet warmth around him.
Appreciative of the time he gives you to adjust, because Jeongguk is no little man, you pull your hips forward slightly before slamming back in a signal to get Jeongguk to just move. And he does, his hips pulling all the way back before slamming forward and fucking you into the sheets as he promised.
You were loud, you knew you were, but you just couldn’t bring yourself to care as Jeongguk fucked you senseless, your eyes rolling and clit brushing against the covers, you didn’t have a care in the world. You were going to cum, and soon with the way Jeongguk was moaning into your ear, “You’re so fucking gorgeous, I love this tight little pussy. God I can’t wait to spill my cum in this pussy and claim you as my bitch”, he growls, “But you already know, you’re mine. You and this perfect fucking pussy are mine”, he exclaims the final word with a harsh thrust that sends you over the edge with a yell, your voice hoarse and eyes spilling tears as Jeongguk just fucks you past your limits, another orgasm forcing itself free and just as you reach it, Jeongguk cums inside, his breath hitching as he rides out both of your highs together, cock softening inside you.
Breathing heavily, he rolls off you to the side, releasing your hips and letting you go before snorting at you, “I just wanted to play GTA, Y/n”, he pouts, and you toss a pillow at him.
Fucking mood killer.
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bro Please show us ur ocs what
gladly
just know that names will change bevause i have too many characters woops (im a bad character maker lol)
i made them children who murder but now i dont know what to do with them, soon i will make a story for them
king and jester raise a baby and fall inlove :]
theyre originally humans but with a potion gone wrong, they end up as animals and now they have to work together to turn themselves back, also the snake works with the law and the mouse is a crook
dnd character, but i never got to play him cause i never played dnd, lol, one day, i will
ethan works at a cafe and got turned into a vampire, carter is a monster hunter and wendy is his assisstant. carter has the hots for ethan and ethan doesnt want to acknolwedge his existence. maggie and callie is ethan’s friend, barry LIKES wendy
the triplets were inspired by moosop ngl, but i do remember making triplets in 5th grade lol
inspired by tarzan, but i changed the story cause i made these characters when i was younger and i cant abandon them. meriam raised talia (i changed her name) when she decided to leave london and live in the jungle. talia barely speaks because her speech isnt good. mark comes to visit his mother and to try and see if the island can be used for good money, mark and talia hate each other for this fact.
made this in 4th grade cause my first lesbian ship was bubbaline and i was like, i dont have enough lesbian ships, gotta make my own then,
no name for them but its set in the philippines, inspired by our monsters :]
a fellow monster has to be in love with their food
fairly odd parents oc, josh and penny got adopted by this rich couple, and everything was fine till they figured out that they only got adopted because the parents would get more money from their parents if the wanted kids, this warrented a god parent and francis is here. francis HATES children and is onyl doing this because its good money. penny is too energetic, josh is the quiet kid and francis hates kids, but he can handle one, hes not gonna be able to handle 2
theres 2 stories for this, bt judas and merith were in an arranged marriage and percy became merith’s crying buddy when judas is mean, they can be in a threesome, still dont know. still have to upadte this story
dominic goes savage during the full moon and his sister is the only one who knows this secret. the two rodents have a thing for dominic
these were just random ocs with no actual plot line, dino and cloudy are buddies and they go everywhere together
the colony of ants have a thing for the ant eater, not the tables have turned lol
dad is forced to raise a baby and he cant cause hes sad depressed, and he just doesnt know what to do but he can abandon her. jerry is like, buddy, BUDDY, if u let me crash, i can help out, hes helpful,
used to be an adventure time oc but i scrapped it,
princess aya runs away from the royal family to find her missing sister cause she doesnt want to be queen
she meets with red, a thief who dabbles with magic, which is illegal,
due to unfortunate events, red helps aya find her sister
animal crossing ocs. kenny and lola are dating :]
one and two are childhood friends? one was mean and two got depressed, but now one is trying to make up for it
kylan is failing his class, so richard has to tutor him to make sure hes on the right track, kylan just doesnt want to do anything with him, and when he realises that richard has a hard time making friends, he makes it his task to help him make a friend, in return, richard has to leave him alone
just two teenagers coming to terms about their feelings for each other.
braden never gave romance a thought until he reached middle school. he started to crush on george hard and he doesnt know how to handle this and he tries to deny it.
george is straight and is just vibing, and he thought things were fine until braden confessed his feelings.
braden is demisexual (im demi, hes very special to me)
this ones old, (also i made another oc thats named carter WOOPS)
no name (teddy) got kicked out from home when his mom figured out hes gay, and carter is a rich art student that needs a model and he ask teddy to become his model. carter pays teddy a good sum of money, (i need to work on this story woops)’
melissa is a rich blind girl and shes not allowed to party and go outside if she doesnt hire a body guard (thanks dad), she hired danny, an ex underground boxer to help her around the city.
in this world, magic welders are getting killed because only officials are allowed to use magic. momma summons demote, a demon, with a deal that he keeps her daughter safe. demote and harper hate each other and they have to tolerate each other in order to get away from the hunters. dewey is a forest entity that latched onto harper
my little pony oc
madison loves flowers, she tends flowers and honestly? flowers only.
valentine is a match maker and she stumbles upon madison, and her match making skills dont work on madison, just ponies being ponies :]
characters made with my friends but i lost contact with them and one day, ill work on their stories
david is in his first public school and he meets molly and he doesnt vibe with her cause she doesnt talk to him and it didnt settle with him right, so he bullies her, and when he figures out that shes deaf and maliciously bullied her, hes just, not happy and tries to make it up to her, and shes not having it
life and death, my friend wanted me to make a comic bout life and death,
just ur standard life and death ship
used to be an adventure time oc but i changed it
andrew grew up in a religious household with strict parents, making him study. hes not allowed to be with friends
margee is raised by her uncle because her dad died in a car accident,
dally has a strained relationship with his dad, his dad being an alcoholic and not taking care of his health
they were all childhood friends and then they got seperated, when they got older, they all saw each other and got together for support
(ok imm a fool and i try to make a webcomic but i keep not not finishing it so, woops)
bunny ocs when i was younger, i need to work on their stories, sorry, no other info except they want to beat each other lol
cupid accidentally shots an arrown at ching and now they fell inlove with mar, and mar just wants to vibe and be ignored but with ching contantly trying to woo mar, cupid thinks thats enough and tried to help mar because that wasnt suppposed to happen lol
girl realises that the monsters under her bed and in her closet are real and tries to get her mother to help her.
her mother abuses her and the girl is just scared and she doesnt know what to do
(im getting lazy)
baintly wants to be a good wizard but she sucks at everything
butters(the broom) is accidentally made when she tried to summon her animal
she was about to get kicked out of school but out of sepretation, she promised her school that she’ll go get a gem from a feared dragon in order to prove her place in the school
she got lonely and got a pet bunny and fox
terry accidentally summoned perry and she doesnt know how to handle a demon in her room, ralph is terry’s friend
set in space and theyre all animals
the top are a bunch of criminals and the bottoms arer in the police forces
and they both have to work toegether to get rid of a dangerious villian set to destroy the galaxy
ok so i lost their names but basically, big demon goes to the human world and befriends a child. other demon is the right hand and he follows his master and hes just a ball anxiety. the older sister is a monster hunter and she tries to kill the big demon living in her house
#doodle#Anonymous#anon#oc#ocs#long post#im not even joking there more#i just couldnt fit them all in here cause i got really lazy#but uhhh#opions please#cause uhhhh#anon asked#and i want to know what u think#anon please respond#:[
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ugh ew last week i had a big argument w my dad bc he had been pushing stuff on me re: my mental health, trying to force me into shit that he thought was best fr me even though it clearly wasnt v well thought through and even highly unhealthy & inconvenient fr me personally & when i tried to explain all this he’d be like “... i just don’t understand why you’re so unwilling to do this for me >:/” im like :))))))))))))
so last week (at our standard once a week like 1 hr meal hangout) i tried to get through to him again but it just ended w me crying my fucking eyes out & him yelling because im “being stubborn and don’t WANT to get better” which was like.... i mean i was already feeling 1. constantly guilty abt not making quick progress & still being kind of a mess 2. hurt and betrayed w him trying to push actions on me after i tried to explain frm my own knowledge and experience why that was absolutely not a good idea but to then hear that kind of shit was like ok great. im never opening up & being vulnerable to you again. which ive already found out also makes him angry but at least it’s better than this. i’d rather get scolded fr only sticking to superficial comments than be forced into facing painful & triggering shit at a public restaurant or while stuck in a car w him while he gets frustrated, offended & outraged eg @ me disagreeing with him on my personal progress and what’s the best course of action or approach
he sent an email after like “oh i only want what’s best for you, this is really hard for me, much to my regret ive now cancelled this arrangement i made as you asked, i think it’s better we see each other less now since this is all asking so much of us both” im just like. these are problems that you low key created tho man..... idk tbh i still feel like i handled that conv to my best ability. i explained my part, was open abt my feelings & was considerate & respectful twrds his pov. i think it might be possible that im just like. better at interpersonal communication than my parents are and sometimes that just means there’s nothing left to do but just leave it & accept theres nothing you can do to make them understand. anyway tmrw’s his birthday and im so fucking tempted to just not even send him a text tbh bc im so Tired and still so anxious and hurt over the way he spoke to me when he was so obviously in the wrong to try and assert dominance in a sensitive situation hes clearly no fucking expert in but 1. hes already got One shit daughter and i cant be like her, i cant be put on that same level 2. i /know/ he’d only use that as further validation of how much He is suffering under what i’m Doing to him (by being mentally ill) so it’s like. no /i’m/ the one who’s fucking struggling here and it’s messed up that i tell him he’s hurt me & then he’s the one like “oh youre hurting ME by saying ive hurt you, anyway let’s not talk about this anymore & let’s not meet up this week bc i need some time to myself to think this all over”. yah he didnt see me all week and ive been feeling so fucking anxious abt him cutting off that contact. and it pisses me off that i now have to be nice and at least wish him a happy birthday when deep down, very cautiously still since im not used to standing up fr myself, i KNOW i’m in the right and im not the one who should hand that olive branch as a sort of apology from my side when he’s the one who crossed a very serious line and damaged my ability to trust him. but yeah ill probably send it even tho i dont want to and dont rlly know how i’ll have to phrase it but yknow, what can ya do
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Backstage II - Eddie Vedder
Can I have a smutty Eddie one. Maybe where he’s in his 30s and you’re a lot younger and you meet him back stage at a show? ❤❤
Part two, everybody! The ending is a bit fluffy, but im a fool for fluff, sorry not sorry :)
Requested by: anon
Part one / Part two
warning(s): smut
“Do you want to come inside, mr Vedder?” I ask with a playful voice.
Eddie’s voice is low, “Oh definitely.”
As soon as we’re inside, Eddie presses me against the wall. The door is not even entirely closed yet and I let out a laugh when he realises that too. He kicks the door closed and turns his head back to mine.
Remember when I said that I’m not one to jump into bed with a guy I just met? Well, there’s a first time for everything, right?
Eddie crashes his lips against mine and a lot of new emotions run through my body. He kisses me much harder than before and his tongue is battling with mine. Battling for dominance.
I move my body into his, bucking my hips up a little and earning a rough groan from Eddie when I move against his clothed erection. “Jeez, Ed.” a load moan leaves my mouth when I feel how hard he already is.
“Bedroom?” it comes out as a whisper from his mouth.
“Bedroom.”
Since he doesn’t know where my bedroom is, I grab a fistful of his shirt, slamming my lips against his roughly as pull him with me in the direction of my bedroom. Clothes are already being discarded on our way there and when we reach finally reach my bedroom, we’re left in just our underwear.
Eddie’s eyes me closely and lets out a whine-like sigh of content, “You’re beautiful.”
The heat moves up to my cheeks and he smirks when he notices. I move backwards, sitting on the edge of my bed, unclasping my bra in a teasing-manner. The groans that leave Eddie’s mouth make sure that I’m even wetter than before.
When my bra finally meets the floor somewhere in my room, Eddie immediately moves forward and practically throws himself at me. He has me pinned down on my bed, his hands on my wrists, keeping them in place above my head, while he’s straddling me. “Beautiful, but such a fucking tease.”
The laugh that escapes my mouth is quickly replaced by a moan when Eddie crashes his lips against mine and starts grinding down on me. The feeling of his clothed hard-on is enough to have me soaking wet.
Suddenly, a thought pops up in my mind and for a moment I freeze, all the emotions from before gone, replaced by fear and shame. I suddenly feel very self-conscious and naked. Eddie notices the change in my body language and moves back to look at me, “Everything alright?”
My eyes meet his and I suddenly feel much younger than I actually am. “If you don’t want to continue, we can stop. I don’t want to push you into doing something you don’t want…”
“No! No, I- It’s not that. I want to, I want to do this with you.. It’s just-” I start, but Eddie cuts me off. “You’ve never done this before, have you?” The look on his face is gentle and everything and not judgmental in the least.
I look away from his eyes, ashamed, but nod nonetheless.
Eddie removes his hand from my left wrist and places is underneath my chin, lifting my face up to meet his eyes. “As I said, if you want to stop, we can stop. But I don’t care if you’ve never had sex before and I certainly won’t judge you for it.”
A small smile spreads across my face and I move my face up to place a lingering kiss on his lips, “I don’t want to stop. I just-, it suddenly crossed my mind and I thought you should know.”
“Thank you for telling me, but now, let’s get back to business.” The hunger from before is back in his eyes and I once again completely lose myself in them.
Moans are being released as Eddie places kisses all over my bare chest, giving my nipple extra attention by licking them. One of his hands move to cup my breast and he squeezes it gently.
I can feel his weight shifting from above me, to below me. His head is currently hovering above my panties. Our eyes meet and he looks at me in a way as if he’s asking permission. I just close my eyes and let my head fall back on the pillow.
The lace of my panties are removed from my body by Eddie’s rough fingers. I let out a loud whimper as soon as his thumb grazes over my clit. I look up and see his hungry eyes already looking at me.
Only a second later, he drops his head between my legs and starts licking his way through my folds, stopping at my clit and playing with it.
I can’t stop myself from becoming a moaning, whimpering, panting, mess. Eddie is just so fucking skilled with his tongue circling around my clit.
Just when I think things can’t get any better, he enters a finger in my core. “Eddie!” I scream out his name at the new feeling. He immediately stops moving them and his head comes. It’s a very funny sight, actually. “Shit, sorry. You alright?”
His voice is husky and gruffy and so goddamn sexy. I let out a small, tired, laugh, “Yes, just- you know..”
He smiles, “I know, tell me when it’s too much, yeah?”
I nod and lose myself once again when he starts pumping his fingers in and out. He continues like that for a while, licking and pumping. I’m about to reach my high, but I’m suddenly met with an unsatisfying emptiness when Eddie removes himself from me completely.
The whine that leaves my mouth causes Eddie to laugh as he moves himself up, hovering above me. He reconnects our lips and I scrunch my nose when I realize that the unfamiliar taste on his lips, are my own juices.
The moment our kiss becomes heated, I receive some kind of confidence boost. I push myself up, pushing Eddie down on the bed in the process, so it’s now me who’s hovering above Eddie.
My hand slides down his bare chest, taking in every muscle I can feel. I only stop moving when I reach the bulge in his boxers. Eddie lets out a deep grunt when I start palming his clothed erection.
I break the kiss and move downwards, pressing kisses on his torso and licking his stomach here and there. His boxers are down in a second as soon as I reach the waistband and his cock flies up, slapping across his lower stomach.
My eyes grow wide as I take in the size of his cock. I grab the base of it and give it a slight squeeze, not really sure of what I’m supposed to do. The moan that leaves Eddie’s mouth is encouraging enough for me to continue with what I had in mind.
The hand that’s not on his cock moves to his balls and I squeeze them every now and them in between massaging them. With my other hand I start pumping up and down on his cock. My thumb runs over the tip, feeling the pre-cum. I’m very insecure about my next move, but I manage to gather enough confidence to do it anyway.
I move my head down and give the head of his cock a lick. Eddie hisses at the touch and for a second I’m afraid I’m doing this all wrong, but when Eddie’s hand moves into my hair, tugging lightly at it, I realize that what I’m doing to him is probably having a positive effect.
After a couple more licks, I move more downwards and take his cock completely in my mouth. I start experimenting and after a couple of minutes, Eddie moves his hips up and slightly thrusts into my mouth, causing me to gag every so lightly.
He immediately apologizes and I quickly go back to sucking him off as I did before. Eddie’s increasing swearwords let me know he’s close, so me, being as much of a tease as he was earlier, remove myself from his cock and send him a lazy grin when he lets out a whine.
His hands move to grip on my waist and he moves me up to kiss me hard. I can feel his throbbing cock between my legs, teasing at my entrance. One of my hands is on his chest, the other is tugging on his hair at the back of his head.
Without warning, Eddie slowly slides himself inside me and my nails immediately dig into his skin. My eyes are shut and I let out a shaky breath as I try to adjust to the size of him inside me. “You ok?” Eddie whispers in my ear and after a couple seconds I nod.
The movement of Eddie pushing himself inside even deeper before moving back, increases the pain a bit. Eddie keeps still for a while, gently turning our bodies so he’s on top of me once again.
When he sees my face relax, he places a tender kiss on my lips while slowly moving in and out of me again. At first, it still hurts, he’s pretty fucking big… But soon enough, the pain is replaced by an amazing feeling.
I feel myself becoming more and more needy, so when I want him to go faster, I grab a fist of his hair and tug at it pretty hard. Eddie lets out a groan, mixed of pain and pleasure, and quickly gets the message.
We both hold ourselves together pretty well, but at a certain point, Eddie’s thrust become quite sloppy and uneven. He moves his head down next to mine and whispers sweet nothings into my ear, before announcing: “I’m gonna come, so- (Y/N)!”
Before I can even react to what he’s saying, I get sent over the edge and I release my come around his cock. This must send Eddie over the edge a well, ‘cause as soon as I come something starts feeling my insides, and it’s not Eddie’s cock. It’s his come.
We both pant heavily as we ride off our highs. He gently removes himself from me and he lets himself fall down on the bed next to me. “God, you sure that was your first time?”
I let out a laugh, “Very sure, yeah.”
Eddie moves his head to the side and looks at me, “Well, I hope I lived up to your expectations.”
His comment causes me to slap his chest playfully. “Yeah, you did, very much so.” I tell him after a short silence.
Suddenly, Eddie gets up from the bed. He turns around to look at me and when he notices my confused look, he speaks up with a smile, “C’mon, let’s get ourselves cleaned up a bit. It’s really not nice to wake up and be all sticky.”
So that’s exactly what we do. We both get cleaned quickly and when I get back into my room, Eddie’s already laying in my bed in just his boxers. He looks at me and stretches his arms, signaling me to come to him.
I chuckle at the sight and move over to him, only to have him wrap his arms around me like I’m something he doesn’t ever want to let go off. He gently lifts me up and lays me down beside him, covering both of us up with the covers.
We just look into each other’s eyes for a while, enjoying one another’s presence. Eddie moves his arm up and gently brushes a strand of hair out of my face before leaning in and placing a delicate kiss on my lips. I melt under his touch and crawl even closer to him, his body now pressed against mine.
He wraps his arms around me once again and after we break the kiss, I snuggle my head closer to him and rest it in the crook of his neck.
It’s silent for a bit longer, before I mutter “This better not be a one-time thing.”
The hand that was caressing my side stops abruptly, which causes me to move my head back. I look at Eddie, suddenly feeling very out of place.
The silence and the look on Eddie’s face make sure I get rid of every single bit of confidence I had left.
The confidence is soon brought back when Eddie crashes his lips against mine in such a passionate manner. “God, of course not.” he lets out when he rests his head against mine.
“It will be hard and stressful at times, I’m sure, but I’m also very sure that I want to make this work, (Y/N). I know we’ve only known each other for, like, a couple of hours, but I don’t care. You make me feel some kind of way and that feeling is definitely something I want to keep feeling.”
His words make my heart skip multiple beats. I throw my arms around him and I can feel him letting out a relieved sigh, “We’ll make this work, I promise.”
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It's taken me like 6 years to realize that some men just really ain't shit
I haven't been able to talk about this to anyone in my RL about this because of my social circle and knowing it would cause a bad situation to spiral out worse but I gotta go off sis..
So, almost like 2 years ago I was living in a rented house with my boyfriend and our two roommates (who were also guys.) ONE of these roommates was really chill and like, minded his own business and didn't cause any shit or anything. My boyfriend and I were really comfortable living with him pretty much right off. But the 2nd one was literally one of the most twisted, conniving motherfuckers I have ever had the misfortune of crossing paths with in my entire life. Just for starters, we didn't know this guy had killed someone before. A really long story short, his house had been broken into before because someone found out he had a safe in it with like 10k stashed. So they tried robbing him in the middle of the night-- he winded up shooting one of them and killing the guy. Anyways, we didn't know about this until like 3 months after he had moved in.. well.. then he started acting really nice toward me and from my boyfriend's perspective on things, started either giving him the cold shoulder or he would almost be fakely nice to him.
This motherfucker spent like almost 5 months trying to drive a wedge between me and my boyfriend, he tried to get me fucked up on ecstasy when we went on a beach trip to try and take advantage of me while my boyfriend wasn't there because he was working all weekend. Once he realized he couldn't get me he literally got together with one of my BEST FRIENDS and coworkers to try and piss me off (it worked, but only because by then I knew exactly what he was doing and even tried warning her that he was.) She didn't listen, and once he realized that he wasn't getting to me he started treating her terrible and cheated on her cause he's a real winner. By the end of things, my boyfriend and I decided the living situation was entirely too toxic and we broke our lease just to get away from him. The scumbag waited until my boyfriend wasn't home one day working and I was off to have his friend come over and help him pack his shit up, while they were in his room lowkey yelling about shooting all of us over it. We got out of the house and thankfully, we haven't seen shitstick again. Thank u, next
So NOW.. we're in a living situation with my boyfriend's co-worker, who at first- once again, seemed really chill mind you. I met his wife long before we moved in and we all got along really well, I thought it would be nice to live with another chick too.. whatever.
Over the past few weeks, his wife and I have gotten really close with each other so she's started opening up to me when talking about things. She told me that she's never been in a situation where her husband acts so cruel and distant to her. That he's changed a lot just over the past few weeks--like so much to the point she says he's a completely different person and it's getting so bad that she's starting to want a divorce. She's starting to resent him for it.
New Year's this year, he got entirely too wasted and shoved her into the dirt out in our yard. Two guys who were over here got pissed and one of them swung on him for it (because you don't lay your hands on a female like that, especially not your wife?) Our roommate proceeded to call her his bitch while he was trying to fight these two friends of his (that are no longer his friend's after this incident, mind you.) It was a really fucked up night. I winded up threatening him and telling him if he ever hurt her again that I would do it to him and it was going to be 1000 times worse and had to console her to calm her down for like an hour.
He started acting right again for like a week, after that and then went back to treating his wife like shit. And me and her are really close now so everytime I see her upset over the shit he does, I get pissed off..
Something registered the other day from the incident with our first shitty roommate and I've started picking up on some things:
1. He didn't start acting this way until after we moved in (she's somewhat noticed this- my boyfriend has noticed this and thinks if we have anything to do with it, its that our roomie is jealous of our relationship because honestly we really do have an extremely stable one) like, for example: I get kinda annoyed when my boyfriend has to work late. I was never like that before but I'm 6 months pregnant and so, like.. I need him around more than ever right now. He's understanding of this and so a lot of the time when I ask for him to come home, he does. Our roommate came in one day after this happened and was like "how come it's that she gets mad when her man isn't home but mine doesn't give a shit- what is that?" And we just kinda laughed it off because I figured he was just making fun of me for bitching.. but like, he does it all the time and I've picked up on it a lot more.
He's constantly comparing me and his wife, he came in one day long before my boyfriend got off work because my boyfriend is a foreman so he usually has to stay later than the others, and was like "there's a bunch of beautiful women in MY house" and it kinda rubbed me wrong when he said it, but once again, I wrote it off as nothing.
By now, our roommate and his wife are fighting almost every night. He's started refusing to take care of their 7 month old child unless she bitches him out to or begs him to (and--that's your fucking child bro, nobody should have to beg you to take care of your little girl.) He's been lowkey doing things to like, assert his dominance over his wifw I guess. It's really fucked up, like one day me and my boyfriend were gonna drop her off at work cause her car is broke and a lot of the time she has to walk.. and one day when we offered, he winded up calling us to be like "im home now so don't worry about taking her, I got it" and then PROCEEDED TO MAKE HER WALK TO WORK CAUSE "IT WAS A NICE DAY" girl I wanted to punch him in his face right then once I found out. To top this all off, she thinks he might be cheating now.
It's just collectively a bunch of shit that can't be ignored and I don't know how to deal with it. It's not my relationship but it's starting to affect me and my boyfriend's because they work together and our roommate has been doing so much fucked up shit lately (and seeing how he treats his wife) makes me paranoid about my boyfriend even being around him. Not because I don't trust him, but because I don't trust our roommate anymore.
And now I'm highkey wondering if he's got some sort of bullshit thing for me because of what's happened before. It's like weird flex but ok but I'm being serious.
I don't know if I should tell my boyfriend that I think it might be a possibility and we need to move out or not. It's a catch 22 because I could tell him and possibly ruin their friendship and work relationship (maybe for just being paranoid) or I could just not say anything, wait it out and possibly allow my friend's relationship to deteriorate. I know it's not really my problem and regardless of any of it--if he's that kind of person, it won't last anyway because he's a shithead and his true colors are coming out..
Either way, this entire situation has got me stressed out as fuck, I don't feel comfortable living here anymore and I'm pregnant and shouldn't be dealing with anymore stress than I already have to. I dont know what to do or I'm supposed to do cause..
#i just needed to get it out honestly#ive been losing it over the past 3 days#but also help#i need unbiased opinion asap
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platonic relationship
i have a bone to pick with plato. see the socratic method is basically the scene in montynpython in which a woman is weighed against a peice of wood to determine if she is a witch. and this is pretty much also the measurement system women use for me judge a cardio junkie by his ability to withstand smoke fumes. ive been up all night listening to eminem because i wish that i had the mysogny that he had because logically i should be mad at these females who lie to me but apparently developmentally theyre limited.
so pretty much i just want my neck not to hurt and my side and platonic love isn really the kind which could support my lumbar spine but if you think im angry you are right and maybe if i rhyme my brain will work this time and ill finally be able to explain was never targeted at my objects of affections at all i like to walk around the mall see a cutie with a skirt on and she sees me looking at her tells her grandmother to leave her there because this place looks fun as she smiles at me there comes abu my friend who judges me and judges you and as i stare at her i can tell she wants me too probably more emotionally mature than my mom and a virgin with her skirt on and its workun but i have the confidence of a plastic bag floating in the wind shes cheesing while i hide behind her even though shes 4 11 and im 6 4 and because he was there i didnt pass because i dont cross paths but even thinking about having a girlfriend makes him mad. if shes too young for me i would have figured that out but it doesnt help that no matter how young or how old even the weather lady im told shes not right for me so will you make up your mind please can someone define maturity because apparently there is a reverse correlation between it and age and socrates was no sage im not really impressed that he drank poison similarly i smoke weed which takes me back to age three and birthday parties then i think about how much my life failed but only because everyone always stood in front of me. so snitch on me when i talk to you when youre in front of me at your desk and say your story about butterflies is the best begging middle and end. meawhile i havent even gotten to the first page of my legend of the sword it had a much more compliated plot which was cut off. then tell me i didnt count to tenthousand while you were listening to the teacher say the is spelled t h e and put me in a remedial reading class with a bunch of girls and address us as the girls so we can read books about a mouse who lives with his family in a house but if girls and boys are the same how can you explain i was the only one in that group to be bumped up to the advanced on by 2nd grade. i guess reading the encylopedia of animals wasnt a wase memorized their latin names bufo sativa phylobates. so by third grade i was getting so good at math that they took me out of class and had me testing material meant for 5th graders and it was really lame how can i explain all the flaws in the system to all the other people who were also ruined by it.
finally one girl who was definitely old enough for me waved at me when i looked at her and i got a boner and walked over to the ladies at the tea shop who looked at me with a disgusted look on their faces then some gangster looking dude older than i am replaces me with his hand on her shoulder.
before i was 18 i could beat up my dad and ever since then i knew not many people in my generation had much of a chance against me but i looked so thin they were not understanding. high iq causing depression have anothe smoke session even though you have athsma everyone remember to complain that i prefer to get high off one big hit i stayed in high school till i graduated but i left.
unfortunately with brain damage i could still make straight as which made me think i was ok gpa jumping above 3.68 when i only show up an agerage of 3 days.
practice your sky hook do your pushups get embaressed when an asian princess sees you do them 20 hanlaps perfect form and im not even a jock wow id better stop. next thing the girl i like is sitting on my lap in class telling me she likes me back shes sitting on my desk shes rubbing my face my life isnt gay justnsaynsomehing and youll get laid.
nah ill let some kid with adhd steal her seat and ill help him with math instead because i didnt tell her this but im alread braindead. my soul probably died with my pet lizard or my kitten perhaps it was internet addiction.
what makes you think youll be make it as a porn star? you know im hot. well maybe i just didnt want you to act like a slut. i still remember the blonde who waves at me and smiled my freshman year it was clear that the world was my oyster the only problem was i couldn make my own choices.
i wanted to be an actor but i was so good at acting nobody got it. was so good at debating everyone liked to argue. was so succinct couldnt get the last word. so fast nobody would pass me the ball so dominant in wrestling i had to pretend i couldnt win just to have a friend.
pretty much i feel like the last cro magonon stuck on an island without charlotte saisselin bounce baby bounce three story house you look so cute in a blouse. hey look theres charlottes stalker i think il wave my arms around.
bounce baby is a reference to eigth grade i was watching a 100 meter race and then some black guy said that she never raced again. weed turned her from a goth into a wigger and after that i figured id become one too but it wasnt till 2009 i started to dress like you. what happened was i got some clothes from olympia sports to wear as warmups on the basketball court and to work as a salesman i shaved my head smiled knowing i was dead but still i couldnt even say i wanted to kiss girl without that not being cool enough for my nephew and her bowl broke too
it fell from her car on the pavement and she said that he didnt even get to hit it.
so now im living in my dads room on the floor and finally my back isnt sore i have a well paying job im away from mom i have iron lungs and dad still doesnt approve because now i play too much basketball.
hi im interested in going to california. i meant connecticut but califonia will do since its warm there. sure steve come on out west but read the fine print your 20s are dead.
prove you wrong shame on me. dont prove you wrong brag proudly. stay out west and let your dad die. watch him act like an asshole at home back east one more time. your reward for having surived on the street for years as a middle clas kid
your friend says he thought you were dead. by the way he has this girlfriend in connectiut. oh you were the one who set him up with her? theres a whole website or three centered around her?
better get you to spend your money on heroin and make you seem like a jerk in front of my dad. my excuse is im skitzophrenic.
all because my dad shamed me for growing up even crazier than him. thats why i called up my friend and asked him to date my girlfriend.
there must have been something in those amphetamines which made me keep stopping at her house. i found them up on the shelf years after i tried to spill them out.
it was the first time an adult had ever called me immature. he also said my handwriting was bad and i needed a cure. talking to him i began to get red where even to begin? i have a lot of prblems at home and this isnt fair. see my dad camps in the yard and gets drunk watches us through windows andmy sister punches me in the head. mom pretty much works till shes in bed.
every day she watches the same soap opera and oprah which i record for her on tape. my sisters friends call me gay so i go over and play with the kids from the other neighorhood all day.
one of them listens to a lot of eminem. his favorite song is if you dont like it you can suck my dick. hes in reform school and proud to be off his meds. when i talk about biking down a steep hill and blending into traffic he thinks i meannliterall blend in.
two gay twin brothers end of the road honor roll kids. play baseball and have alcoholic parents. hey ill tell the girl steve likes he likes her then she will never talk to him again. accept his chalenge to a fight and he will bang my head into a tree which is the same thing i did to another kid who tried to jump me but got sperated from his friends.
refuse to dance with the only girl in middle school who has hips. make fun of the girls intelligence who sits next to you in math and has giant tits. refuse to eat candy off the first girls tounge then your science teacher who pushed pills on you flips on the tv its 911
stare at a girl all day and say you dont like her. girls think youre gay if you have a boner. telll me a calculator doesnt mattrer for a test but i do worse without one. make a flag pencil it isnt cool enough for the other kids.
sit with the retarded kids timmy and jimmy. watch nick all night fresh prince and bill cosby.
your sister wont stop torturing you so hold her at knife point. buy knives at school try to resell them and for the first time ever the kids you sold them to ge caught witth knives.
stay in the program with three teachers who gave up on you. one leaves to become a dean suddenly your grades go up. kids are jealous because you dont do homework. girls smile at you knowing that your test scores are high despite that.
throw shotput as far as a high school kid without any exercise or practice. run around the track dozens of times in pants you still arent good enough yet.
go to an alternative program reluctantly in high school its sort of like jail. everyone smells like cigarettes the air is stale. this isnt good for you but we will make you think if you leave you will fail.
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PERMANENT STARTER CALL
Aight you know the drill. If you want to brag on spiralebook about knowing a giant monster-tzar, this is your chance. Like this and we’ll see about that. Included but not limited to: me sending IMs, spamming your inbox somewhat more comfortably on memeday, starters, and all that.
POSITIVE
FRIENDS: Yes, he is capable of having friends, it’s a bit difficult but not as difficult as you may think. It’s definitely easier if your muse is some monster-human or animal-human cross too (or not human at all but no demon), shares one of his interests (like reading books, music), or has an otherwise mild-mannered personality. Or happens to be an non-malignant existence that’s still not supposed to exist, world that never was style.
Regardless, he needs patience and people to be mindful of his own temper but also helping him to keep it in check. He’s very selfaware of it getting the better of him too many times and someone who appreciates a respectful but firm second opinion to keep him grounded in the long run. The entry hurdle is a bit intimidating, but being the icy guy he is, he actually warms up to people very fast after the initial meeting when not being given reasons to dislike them.
NEED MORALITY CHAINS: Yeah that with keeping him in check in-depth. He’s a wreck and only select people he trusts are allowed to see his vulnerable and humane side. The side where he constantly seeks to make sure he isn’t making mistakes because his anxiety to fuck up couldn’t be worse. But also, he’s unstable and prone to being Ivan the Terrible. In return, they do have some power and sway not only about a pseudo lightning god in the flesh but uhhh the safety of everyone in the city. He does not take orders, but he’s very easy to influence emotionally about his choices. Can be a tool of good and evil in your hands.
OR BREAKING OFF THE CHAINS: ...and because he can be equally good and evil of course your character is also welcome to sway him into being the monster he appears as! No, really. Influences that drag him towards his Chaotic-alignment are fine too, even if at base he’s Lawful. So if you want your muse to corrupt him and make him do bad shit, that’s cool.
PROTECTOR?: He does get very protective of people he’s fond of. Overprotective even. A bit dotting and awkward in doing so too because empathy is a learning experience and there’s only so many ways a 5 meter ice cube can show he cares. But what and who he chooses to protect, he protects to death. This isn’t limited to kids and teens by the way, although they got it a bit easier. This is his stance towards everyone he considers his followers. Or, to be more exact, everything and everyone he considers his.
ALLIES: Alright, he’s the Tzar. Let me be clear. The. Tzar. World domination is at the top of the bucket list and that’s not necessarily limited to his own world. He’s a tyrant and he’s aware of the fact. But here’s the thing: he’s an anti-villain. His means couldn’t be more villainous if he tried, but he’s got a good idea of what’s wrong and right and the whole reason he wants to rule the world is a bit of a Messiah-complex. Shouldering the weight of the world is in his eyes his raison d’être and it’s his duty to make sure people are happy and there’s peace. It’s his burden and honor and his alone. No one else can guarantee you salvation and being on good terms with God like his agent, right? Ivan’s genuinely trying his best but terminally sucks though.
Ok that’s mean. He only sucks when he’s left in charge alone.
So if your character REALLY for SOME REASON wants to give him a chance to prove himself or just thinks world domination is funny and the villain thing to do (Drake is2g), they’re welcome to bow down to him. #GloryToTheTzar
NEGATIVE
ENEMIES: Do you... not like Tzarist Russia? Or simply don’t trust someone infamous for his moniker ‘the Terrible’ to run jackshit? Just can’t stand him? Have a rebellious streak against authority? Think YOUR OWN KINGDOM is superior? Think you’re superior? Are disgusted by monster-people? Are a 16th century Polish/Swedish/Lithunian king? Hate baby Jesus? Have a bad case of congenital and chronical betrayal? Are an usurper? Are an enemy of Chaldea? Or just DON’T LISTEN TO HIM? Congratulations, you have what it takes to be the Tzar’s enemy!
RIVAL: You don’t want to stop at pissing him off but make it a pissing contest? If you want your muse to butt heads with him specifically about... well, anything defining him and probably his self-proclaimed right to rule the world, please. You’re my friend.
SOMETHING ELSE?
???: Yeah if you want anything specific or something I’ve not listed, tell me the thing.
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Rumor Has It
Requested By: Anonymous
Characters: Negan X Reader
Warnings: fluff, angst, smut
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“Take a deep breath babygirl, were almost done”.
Letting out a tight wince you fisted the sheets beneath you as you stared down at the man kneeling on the floor, his rough hands turning gentle as he pulled the piece of glass from your foot.
“There ya go” he cooed cleaning up the wound before wrapping it tightly with gauze. His long fingers caressing your skin lovingly as he kissed the top of your foot making you blush.
“Thank you Negan, I just…” you sighed “I couldn’t get the darn thing out on my own…sorry”. Giving you a soft smile he slowly moved between your legs, still on his knees as his hands slid up your silk black dress “think nothing of it baby, I’d much rather help ya out now then have to chop your foot off later”.
Gasping you swatted his shoulder playfully “Negan! That’s not funny” your own conviction fading as his bright smile quickly brought out your own as you both giggled.
You had only been Negan’s wife for a little over three months but it felt like you had known him forever, his smooth as silk charm and dashing good looks had made you wonder why a man like him would want a timid little thing like you. But in that question lied the answer, it was because you were timid and shy and kind hearted that he wanted to keep you close.
He wanted you protected.
Safe from everything.
You were his precious flower in the dessert.
At first the truth had felt shameful, but after thinking long and hard about it you realized…
You didn’t mind his protection.
Negan was a wrecking ball of confidence and power, his vicious ability to keep people safe had intimidated you at first. But behind closed doors, when it was just you and him….
Negan was a sweet and caring man, his tough exterior chipping away as he found comfort in your embrace.
Even the other wives had come to notice his personality changed in your presence, their lips pulling back in hateful sneers and hurtful whispers. But none of that mattered, the only thing that mattered was the man resting his head against your chest and his bright smile.
As long as you could make him happy, you would be happy.
Running your fingers through his hair you smiled as he purred against you “Negan you should get off the floor, that can’t be good on your knees”. His muffled laugh made you giggle “calling me old sweetheart?” you shook your head as he pulled back “wouldn’t dream of it”.
Sucking on his teeth in thought he suddenly pounced on you, pressing your back against the bed with a playful growl as he bit at your throat gently. Squealing out in surprise you wiggled beneath him before fisting his hair “Ne…Negan stop” you laughed.
Chuckling against your sensitive skin he dug his fingers into your sides making you jerk beneath him with a loud scream, laughing uncomfortably you tried to fight out of his grasp but to no avail.
“Ok…ok…im…i’m sorry” you gasped as he finally relented his assault.
Biting his lip he ran the backs of his hands down your arms, his body leaning over you to meet you in a slow and sensual kiss. Moaning against his lips you gasped as his hands slid down to run his fingers up your dress, caressing your thighs.
The loud knock against his door made you flinch as he growled in frustration “the fuck do you want?”.
Glancing over as the door creaked open you blushed as Frankie shuffled inside the room “Dwight’s waiting for you in the parlor Negan, he says it’s urgent”. Rolling his eyes he let out a deep sigh “that limp dick fuck would think the fucking sky changing color was urgent”.
Pressing his lips behind your ear he sucked against the flesh with a happy purr making you giggle “I gotta go baby we’ll pick this shit back up when I come back alright?”
Cupping his face you smiled brightly at him as he peppered kisses up your jaw before kissing your nose “stay safe”. You slid your hand down his chest as you finished the line “be vigilant” Giving you a warm smile, he slowly slid from the bed.
Watching as he left the room you frowned as Frankie shot you a look of disgust.
“Your neutering him you know”
You grimaced “I’m saving him Frankie, he needs someone to care about who actually cares about him…not who’s just using him for a free ride”.
The dark hair woman wrinkled her nose “fuck you ya little slut, you have no idea what I’ve fucking been through”. Letting out an amused laugh you rolled over “and you have no idea what I’ve been through, so stop being a jealous twat and fuck off Frankie cuz nobody gives a shit about your sob story…we’ve all got one”.
Frankie’s face scrunched up like she just ate a lemon before storming out of the room, your heart was pounding. You hated confrontation but you weren’t going to just sit there and let her insult you or Negan.
The wives didn’t deserve him.
Sitting up in the large bed you grabbed his pillow hugging it against your chest, inhaling his scent.
You wondered if deep down he knew he was being used.
****
Negan had taken a hell of a lot longer than he had hoped, dealing with the small little fuck fest at the commissary. The situation had turned into a two and a half hour ordeal.
It was a whole “he said, she said” situation that fell down to Negan demanding a search through the alleged thief’s room and a pat down.
This of course resulting in three days in the hole for the little shit.
Nobody fucking steals from the Sanctuary.
Running his gloved hand down his mouth with a deep sigh, Negan trudged back to his room. He doubted you had waited on him, you were probably pissed…now he would need to do something to apologize.
He wondered if the garden had any flowers left in it.
Flinching in surprise as the door to the wives parlor swung open, he furrowed his brow as Frankie gasped “oh…Negan, sorry”. Eyeing her for a moment he took in her nervous expression “what’s eatin ya Frankie?”
Raising her eyebrows she quickly shook her head “oh…nothing” watching as her eyes glanced down the hallway she slowly backed up to the door. Negan didn’t like this, it was like she had been hoping to avoid him or something.
“What the fucks going on Frankie?” he growled as she suddenly shot him a soft smile “oh nothing baby I promise” her eyes dropped to the floor “I…I was just going to go look around, I didn’t know if you’d be needing a massage tonight and I’m out of oils”.
Negan hated this scared fucking bunny routine his girls had picked up but he didn’t want to deal with this right now. “That’s fine darlin but no, I won’t be needing you tonight”. Frankie’s face twisted in confusion “but…” Negan scratched his cheek before cutting her off “look Frankie is Y/N still in my room?”
Nodding her head as her face suddenly smoothed out, her eyes meeting his as if something finally clicked.
“yes she is…but…uh Negan we should talk”
Cocking his head in confusion he shifted his weight “about what?”
“It’s about Y/N we…uh…we know something about her you should know”. Negan arched his brow in curiosity “and what’s that?” The dark haired woman glanced down the hall again before moving in closer to him “rumor has it the two of you haven’t uh…” she whispered “gotten intimate?”
Negan narrowed his eyes “not that it’s any of you ladies fucking concern, but no we haven't”. She smiled “well I heard she’s into being dominated…you know being overpowered…she loves being submissive”.
Negan furrowed his brow “that seems kinda fucking odd dont’cha think?…Y/N doesn’t seem like the type”.
Frankie swallowed roughly “She’s shy Negan…but I bet you get rough with her and she’ll be crawling down your pants in no time”. He bit his lip as he gazed down the hall to his room “your sure?” Frankie smiled with a quick nod “absolutely” running her hand down his leather clad back she pushed him slightly down the hall “go get her tiger”.
Chuckling softly he continued down the hall “thanks darlin”.
Frankie crossed her arms “no, thank you Negan”.
You were sitting on Negan’s bed when he walked through the door, your eyes instantly lighting up as you took in his handsome features. Biting your lip with a pleased hum you rolled over on your stomach “hey handsome”.
When he didn’t smile you quickly sat back up, your hands gripping the silk of your dress nervously “baby what’s wrong?”
“Get on your fucking knees”
Blinking in surprise you let out a nervous laugh “what…?” taking three long strides so he was towering over you, he growled “that’s not a fucking request”. Gulping you quickly slid off the bed so you were kneeling in front of him, his eyes were dark as he slowly ran his gloved hand through your hair.
“Who do you belong to?”
Darting your eyes around the room you shifted slightly, you didn’t know what was going on but you didn’t like it…
At all.
Trembling slightly you went to get off your knees but he shoved you back to the floor with a growl “speak when your fucking spoken to”. Breathing rapidly you fisted your dress with a shaky breath “you…I…I belong to you”. Negan let out a pleased hum as he gripped your hair roughly “good girl…now how about you put that mouth of yours to good use huh?”
Grimacing you flinched as he tugged you forward, using your hands you shoved him away from you “Negan stop!!…what’s wrong with you?”
Negan’s face twisted in confusion “isn’t this what you fucking want?”
Your mouth dropped in disbelief “wh…what?…”
Negan growled “Frankie said you liked this shit”. Your blood instantly boiled “you went to Frankie?” he grit his teeth as he ran his hand down his face shaking his head “fuck no, I didn’t go to Frankie she came to me”.
Stumbling to your feet you hugged your arms as you kept a wide berth around him “and you didn’t think to maybe ask me first…you just decided to shove me around and demand I suck you off and see how it went?”
Negan’s face paled “no…no that’s not wha…” you couldn’t help but let the tears run down your face as a choked sob escaped your lips. Shaking your head you quickly pulled your black dress from your body, his eyes widening as you were suddenly in nothing but your bra and panties “but you did….instead of trusting me you chose to trust her instead, you told me I could take my time that it didn’t matter if we ever slept together…” Rolling your lips as another more quiet sob slipped out you threw the dress at him “but that was obviously a lie…I don’t want to be just one of your dolls Negan, but I was a fool to think I could be anything else”.
Breathing heavily he looked at you in shock and fear “no…no baby don’t, that’s not what i…”
Grabbing a thin blanket off the couch you quickly moved to the door, wrapping it around your bare skin.
“Y/N wait!!!”
Grabbing your wrist he spun you around, gasping as your hand met his face with a loud smack “don’t touch me Negan!!”. Releasing your hand he backed away with a hurt expression as you swung open the door, sprinting down the hall in your bare feet.
Not having anywhere else to go, you quickly burst through the doors of the parlor. The wives all jerked their heads up to watch as you darted into the bathroom slamming the door shut, leaning against the wood you covered your face as more tears streaked down your heated skin. Sliding to the floor you could hear the low murmurings of the women on the other side, the small bout of laughter that followed made you cry harder.
You wished you had never met Negan, had never joined his harem of apocalyptic gold diggers. You couldn’t believe you had fallen in love with him, but even as you tried to be angry at him you couldn’t get the look of absolute horror on his face as he realized what Frankie had done out of your head.
The wives had attacked you, and they had used Negan to do it.
The sound of the parlor door smacking against the wall made you jump. The laughter in the room behind you went silent as heavy footsteps echoed across the floor.
“Do you realize what you have fucking done?”
Negan’s low growl made your heart ache, you had never heard him sound so hurt or angry before. “You think it’s funny, scaring a girl half to death, making me feel like a fucking monster…?”
His voice was shaking in anger “what, I don’t deserve to be happy…is that it? I can… bust my ass to keep you lazy bitches wined and dined but I’m not allowed to feel ANY FUCKING HAPPINESS??”
His sudden explosion of anger made you flinch, you didn’t know what was going to happen. You had never heard him yell at you or the wives, he was always calm and collected.
“Well, you know what I find fucking funny?”
The low murmurings picked up again as the wives became hysterical “Negan we didn’t know…”
“DON’T FUCKING LIE TO ME!”
There was a short pause before he continued, his voice low and menacing “I know you ladies fucking talk…it’s the only thing you fucking do, now Frankie here put the plan in motion but your all gonna be fucking punished”.
“Ne…Negan I swear she told me she was into that stuff”.
You grit your teeth but waited for Negan’s response.
“Your so full of shit Frankie I can practically fucking smell it, I know when a woman is fucking into somthin…and she was about as dry as a fucking dessert. The only moisture flow in that fucking room were her goddamn tears you fucking heartless bitch”.
You smiled softly at his words, you had been prepared for him to take their side. They had been with him longer, known him better.
But thinking about the time spent together, the long talks…it made you realize that they probably didn’t know him at all.
“But!….back to my little dash of fucking humor to counter you gals little prank” his voice was jovial and laced with dangerous humor.
“You think what you did was funny well mine is a real fucking knee slapper…” the silence was deafening as you waited for his voice.
“Effective immediately y’all are relieved of fucking duty, you can all go fuck your fucking selves since apparently your lives are so fucking bad you have to prey on a sweetheart like Y/N…” the loud gasps and sudden cries made your eyes widen.
Did he just get rid of his wives for you?
“Negan please don’t do this…we…”
His booming laughter practically shook the room “you fucking bitches skulk around acting like I’m the devil, that I’m keeping you here against your will…that your lives are miserable under my care.. so consider it a fucking favor….your no longer my concern, you go and earn fucking points like everybody else…earn your fucking food for once”.
The loud sobs muffled through the door as you closed your eyes, leaning your head back against the wood.
“Now get the fuck out, none of this shit is yours anyway so go speak to Simon about where he can fit you in…welcome to a brand new day ladies”.
The sound of hurried footsteps and the loud bang of the door slamming shut made you let out a deep sigh, getting to your feet you gripped the doorknob as the sound of glass breaking made you jerk as you slowly opened the door.
Negan grabbed another glass from the mini bar and shattered it against the wall with an angry growl. Running his hands across the top he sent the rest of the contents onto the floor, leaning against it he pressed his eyes closed “your so fucking stupid”.
Smiling at him softly, you watched him ball up his fist in anger before slamming them against the counter making you jump.
“Negan”
He jerked away from the minibar with a shocked expression, his eyes trailing down your body in concern. “Are you ok?” The words sounding almost choked as he took in your tear streaked face and red eyes. Taking a step toward you he stopped suddenly as a look of shame crossed his face, his hand raking through his hair with a rough sigh.
You knew he wanted to hug you and make sure you were ok, you wanted the same thing.
“Why did you do that?”
He looked at you in remorse “because I’m a fucking idiot…” you shook your head taking a step towards him “why did you get rid of your wives?”
Looking down at you, he frowned “punishment”.
Your voice was soft as you stared up at him “for you or for them?”
He sighed “I deserve much worse” he cleared his throat shifting his weight nervously “are…are you ok?” you smiled softly with a nod. Lifting his arms, he slowly wrapped you in a tight embrace. His face falling to your shoulders as you rubbed his back soothingly “I’m so fucking sorry baby”.
Closing your eyes as you snuggled against his chest, you let out a breathy sigh “I know…I…I heard everything Negan”. He hugged you tighter “I’m sorry” pulling away from him slightly you met his warm chestnut eyes.
You could see how much your pain had hurt him, how much he was punishing himself for what he’d done. His blow up at the wives had painted a very clear picture, the feeling you carried for Negan wasn’t unrequited…he loved you.
You never expected to hear him say the words but the implications were there. Like in everything he did, his actions spoke volumes.
Cupping his cheek you leaned up to place a gentle kiss to his lips “stop apologizing…and…make it up to me”.
His tawny gaze searched your features, his eyes sad and longing.
Leaning down he pressed his lips to yours with a deep sigh through his nose. Your whole body relaxing against him as his large hands slid down your sides, gripping your hips gently. His lips melding against yours perfectly, your hands caressing his beard with each move of your tongue.
The sound of the mini bar rattling behind you as your back bumped into it made you jump in surprise. Negan smiled against your lips before trailing kisses down your neck, sucking gently on your pulse point. His deep voice vibrated against your skin as you dropped your head back to allow him more axcess.
“I would never hurt you…you know that right?”
Closing your eyes as your toes curled against the hardwood floor you let out a breathy moan “I know”. Dropping the sheet from your hands you whimpered as his warm hands slid up your ribs to rest just below your breasts.
Gripping his hair, you gasped as he suddenly slid his mouth down your chest. His beard scratching against your skin teasingly as he dropped to his knees, his hands sliding down your bare stomach as he pulled at the hem of your panties with his teeth.
Caressing his long fingers against your hip bones he dipped his tongue beneath the cotton, dragging the warm muscle back up your stomach before delving into your navel. Flinching with a surprised squeak, your fingers ran through his hair as his hands slowly dragged your panties down your smooth legs.
“Ne…Negan…I…” jerking against him your mouth dropped open in pleasure as he ran his tongue against your moist center. His hands running back up your legs before urging you to spread them apart.
Mewling as you bit into your lip, your fingers fisted his hair as you leaned back on your free hand. Sucking gently against your clit he released you with a wet noise, a deep rumbling purr vibrating against your skin making you tremble.
“Ahhh Negan!!!” you hissed, your mouth falling back open as he pressed against you more firmly. His hands kneading your open thighs as he drove his tongue deep inside you, his eyes drifting up to you as you watched him feasting upon you.
Groaning against your dripping flesh, he slid his wet lips up your trembling hips. His lips pulling back as he gently bit your flesh with a deep growl, tensing your stomach you leaned over him before dropping back against the minibar as his mouth sucked against your shaking abdomen.
“Ah…uhhh…oh…oh..oh god” you were whimpering and whining in pleasure as he returned to your dripping folds. His tongue was sucking every drop of ecstasy from your body, and just when you thought he couldn’t get any deeper he grabbed your ass pushing himself as deep as he could go with a deep groan.
Screaming out in pleasure you dropped both hands to his hair as your hips jerked against him. “Ahhh shit…argh…ughhh…god fuck” holding his face against your pussy by his hair, you threw your head back as you rolled your hips against his questing tongue with tiny grunts.
Drinking up every last drop of your release, Negan dug his fingernails into your backside as you continued to move against him.
His low grunts doing nothing to quell your euphoria.
Feeling the slow release of your fingers in his hair, he pressed his forehead against your lower stomach as he panted against your clenching heat.
Running his tongue across his lips with a groan he placed a gentle kiss to your sensitive pussy, drifting his eyes up to your wrecked appearance.
Letting out a haggard breath he ran his hands up and down your hips with a pleased smile “ask me who I belong to, babygirl”.
Biting your lip you giggled as you ran your fingers through his disheveled hair “Negan…I…”
He purred mouthing at your skin with a wide smile “go on baby, do it for daddy”. You blushed with a light laugh “Negan don’t say that”. He chuckled kneading your ass cheeks “come on babygirl I know you secretly love it…ask the question doll”.
You bit your lip with a demure smile “who….who do you belong to?”
His wide smile made you blush deeper as his hands ran up your body “you baby…I belong to you and only you…i’m yours Y/N”. The words sent a wave of arousal you didn’t know you were capable of down your body, a breathy moan escaping your lips as you raked your fingers through his hair.
Getting to his feet, he cupped your face as he met you in a heated kiss. Letting out a wanton moan against his lips you quickly shoved his jacket from his shoulders, your fingers clawing at his white shirt as he lifted you up into his arms.
Snapping your legs around his waist you gasped, smiling against his lips as he moved to the nearby couch.
Dropping down onto its plush cushions with his large body on top of you, you arched up beneath him as he quickly yanked off his shirt.
He was so perfect.
Sitting up beneath him you worked his belt loose as your mouth sucked against his chest. Dropping his head down to groan into your hair, he panted against your neck as he reached around to snap your bra loose.
Sliding your hand around the waistband of his now open pants, you slipped your hand beneath the rough material to grip his ass.
Grunting with a breathy laugh he leaned forward to press you against the couch, his body moving against yours as your legs wrapped around his waist. You could feel how hard he was, the fact that you were the cause made moisture pool at your center.
Wincing as he nipped at your throat you tugged on his hair “Negan?”
Pulling back he looked at you in concern “what is it baby?”
You smiled, licking your lips as you rubbed your legs against his hips “take off your pants”. His eyebrows shot to his hairline before he quickly got to his feet “yes ma'am”.
You giggled as he shoved his pants and boxers down with a wide smile “anything else darlin?” you blushed shaking your head as he climbed back on top of you. His hands sliding up to cover your breasts, his warm palms against your pebbled flesh making you shiver.
Biting at your neck with a playful growl he slid his left hand down your body, his long fingers caressing against your clit making you gasp. Closing your eyes you arched up beneath him with a loud moan as his large girth slid within you.
Gripping your hip he grunted as he kissed the underside of your jaw, his heavy breaths warming your skin as he moved to suck on your earlobe. Caressing the fingers of your right hand up his spine, you griped his hair with the other. His deep needy groans against your neck were stoking the fire in your belly.
Gripping his shoulder with a series of high pitched moans, you rubbed the heel of your foot against his tailbone clamping your eyes shut. “Negan…oh my god…i…i…cant” he groaned pressing his face against your temple “yes…yes you can baby…ahhh… fuck i’m…i’m here”.
Whimpering against his cheek your body tensed up around him, his face twisting in pleasure as he let out a rough groan. Flinching as your release shocked through your system you grit your teeth as he pressed in over your writhing body.
“Arghhhh fuck me… easy baby, I gotcha” his breathy voice was like honey to your ears. Curling up around him you let out a harsh breath as his hips slid against yours slowly “one more sweetheart I promise”. Your eyes widened in shock as you fisted his hair in desperation “Negan…I cant…its…it’s too much…I” you squeaked as he pressed his lips to you.
Moaning against his lips as he rolled his hips against you, you cried out desperately as he picked up the pace. You were clutching him to you like a lifeline, as your now sweat slicked skin allowed the two of you to slide against each other easily.
Growling roughly against your skin Negan began pounding into your sensitive mound, his right hand flinging up to grip the armrest as his left grasped your throat gently. Arching your neck as his thumb caressed your windpipe, you let your body swandive into ecstasy.
Raising your hips off the couch you gripped his hair as you began rolling your hips to meet his, his loud groans pulling loud moans from your parted lips.
“That’s it babygirl…come on” he urged, his breathing getting heavier as he rammed his hips into you. Holding the position, he slowly rolled his pelvis against yours. Taking your breath away with each slow grind, he let out a pained groan as your walls clamped down around him.
Screaming as loud as you could, your body shook beneath him as your third orgasm tore through you. Crying out against your shoulder he bit into your skin with deep anguished moans, his hot release bathing your womb in thick ropes as his body undulated above you. Hugging him tightly against you, you gripped the back if his head with a shuddering breath. Letting out a series of soft groans, he slowly moved to rest his head against your chest. His damp hair sticking to his forehead as you ran your shaking hands through his dark locks.
“You ok?”
You giggled “are you?”
He moved his head so he was looking down at you lovingly, his hazel eyes drifting to your smooth lips before kissing you passionately.
“I am now”.
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