#so i was like is my spouse. watching bird videos without me (they were not)

[crowboy-bebop]

i had to lure a bird into our apartment so i could let him out of our window (he got trapped in the hallway where the screens dont open) and the high of being so close to a bird is going to carry me for the rest of the week

[the-fandom-is-now-my-life]

I apologize in advance, but the brainworms did a heckin screech and I felt the need to share the chaos.

Imagine, if you will, that our Creator let's it slip that they've interacted with other worlds before reaching Teyvat. (Played other video games) Imagine having to explain that in these other worlds, they may or may not have been interested in the denizens of those realms...sometimes in the romantic sense, which led to wedding bells and/or children.

Cue the uproar from the Genshin cast. The Creator, Blessed Maker of All...you have courted others? Have been married?? You have had children??? Their image of you being pure and untouchable, blown apart into tiny little pieces of confetti. 🎉

Though many loathe to admit it, they are curious...who are these people, what are they like? Is there a common factor in your selection of spouses? You would only pick the very best of a realm to choose as a potential partner, surely another being of creation...or perhaps a demigod?

It leads to the proverbial red string board getting made, the Archons trying to find out who is your most likely pick from their regions. It's all for your safety, your Benevolence! If you insist on having a partner, they must find the perfect match for you! You deserve only the best of the best, after all.

Bonus points if the Creator was a fan of games like the Harvest Moon/Rune Factory series. They're gonna need to make a list of all their partners, there are so many options to choose from. >>_>>

I'll admit I never played any of those games so I skimmed through the harvest moon wiki and chose one of the bachelors and chose some other game characters lol. Plus a game for all of you, guess the characters.

Though I do think that the reader having children before causes a bit of whiplash because it's totally unexpected, mostly because there were no records of you taking spouses or kids, even knowing you ‘have’ (play) other worlds is a surprise that causes a bit of a crisis. Either way here are some head cannons.

“I must admit, your grace is awfully attached to Qiqi” Zhongli hums as he blows on his white tea, a small cloud of steam leaving.

Qiqi doesn't pay him much mind, her head coddled under your chin like a little puppy, between her hands there is a small bird plushie “Well, I must admit she does kind of remind me of one of my little ones” Your hand softly pats her head, a few strands of hair moving as you do.

He stills as you spoke, eyes fixated on his cup “your… little ones?”

“Mhm?” Without looking up from the braid you were giving to the little girl you just nod “yep, she is quite soft spoken like Milenoe”

“... I wasn't aware your grace had sired children” there was never any mentions about holy spawns or spouses taken by you in any manuscript he got his hands on.

“Well, I never chose a couple from this world, so there wouldn't be any descendants” the comment slips airly from your lips as Qiqi slides off your lap towards baizhu who had finished checking the books from your bookshelf. “Do you want to see her? She started elementary school a few weeks ago” without waiting for an answer a screen appears displaying a tall man with black hair and horns standing regally behind you and a child with emerald eyes and horns.

“She looks rather shy”

You hum nodding “she is as shy as her father when he was her age. There aren't many children her age she can play with so she was pretty lonely her first 50 years”

“50 years?”

“her dad is a slow maturing species” so it should be 10 times the life expectancy than humans. Not that long for him but certainly longer than usual.

•°•°•

“It's a wonder to see how you manage to get Klee to change her mind about going fish blasting,” albedo scribbles some data half mindedly as he watches you hover next to Klee, who showed you a new drawings every few minutes “she is so stubborn even with Alice”

“Well I do have experience with headstrong children, Pardine is as focused on her goal as her father” one of your hands fall on her blonde hair, bright but still darker than Pardine’s almost champagne blonde and her red eyes polar opposite to her icy ones, a carbon copy to her dad. Even if your genetics rarely showed up on any of your kids it was uncanny how similar she looked to her dad and aunts “but I will admit she does annoy many guards asking to train her”

Albedo just laughs it off, listing the few loose characteristics of one of her spouses. Venti has been annoying him about his nation almost getting no information so he hopes a few spare tidbits and Klee’s rough drawing of a blond blue eyed man with a big shield works for whatever weird thing the archons have going on.

•°•°•

“Your Grace has married before?!” Ayaka gasps as you take a stroll around the nature surrounding her home. Her hand had swiftly unfolded her fan in front of her face.

“Mhm, I don't know why people get so surprised, after all it would be weirder if I spent so much time somewhere but took no lovers” you laugh at her slightly seeing her slightly flustered “it's almost a tradition at this point, to wed someone from each world. Want to see some family portraits?” She nods fervently looking at the tablet like thing that appeared on your hands, first a white haired cowboy like man is kneeling on the ground holding a baby by the armpits surrounded by three wolves ,seemingly playing with an older child, by the time the next imagine passes Ayaka is almost hanging by your shoulder, asking things about the siblings and begging to see more photos of your babies.

“And who did you take from teyvat?” Ayaka looks up sweetly at you, she has always held you in high regard and now that you are in Inazuma she can't help but get giddy thinking about how you decided to spend the stay in her state and most of your time with her.

Feigning surprise you tap your chin with your index finger “now that I think about it I didn't choose anyone yet... maybe it's about time”

“Then that means you could pick my brother!” She wraps her hand around your own, smiling as if she got the best idea ever “I could even call you older sibling!... If you wanted so of course”

“Big brother you remember how you told me you would find me a proper bachelor”

“If this is about wanting me to rush it won't work”

“It's not about it, I found you someone”

“Fine, as you please, need I remind you my standards are quite high”

“It's their grace!... Why are you choking on your tea!?”

•°•°•

“There isn't one damned coincidence…” Raiden slaps her head against the table with the rough drawings and some information about them “a king, a captain, a cowboy, a damned sorcerer…”

“Maybe there isn't supposed to be a coincidence” Nahida guesses “maybe they just look for someone who catches their eye”

“It doesn't help out as much as you think it does” the tsaritsa crosses her legs and leans against the back of the chair “if we are doing people with very clear characteristics maybe Ajax could fit nicely? Redheads aren't very common”

“Mhm, maybe but don't they have a liking for smart men? Then Alhaitham would be closer to their past couples”

“Well if we are going by that logic they should like the geo archon, as one of them has dragonic features” the tsaritsa side eyes Zhongli from the other side of the table.

Sighing deeply Furina, who came in place of Neuvillette, chimes in “It is their decision who they want to marry and even if they wanted to!”

"obviously you would be so calm, after all they are very close with your iudex. Don't get so cocky, I heard the commissioner Ayato is interested in the idea"

[mochiphantomhive]

21 Questions Tag Game

Thank you for tagging me @meiyanaalexia :)

Rules: answer 21 questions and tag 21 people

Nickname: I don't really have one, I've always gone by my name. But on Tumblr Mo or Mochi is fine :)

Zodiac: Taurus

Height: Around 160 cm

Jock, nerd, prep, goth: Out of these options, I'm definitely a nerd

Last thing I googled: Best localized otome games lol I'm not confident enough yet in my Japanese to buy one without the English translation

Favorite musicians: amazarashi, 5 Seconds of Summer, Aimer, The Gazette, Taylor Swift, Chopin, Conan Gray

Song stuck in my head: Back to Me by The Rose (it's so catchy my brain won't stop repeating it)

House or block flat: Probably a block flat. I think having a house sounds really nice, but I would feel more secure in a flat because I feel like there are less ways to break in lol

Followers: 51

Do you get asks: sometimes! I'm not very good at remembering to answer them, but I always appreciate them!

Amount of sleep: It really depends. I frequently suffer from insomnia, so it can be anywhere from 2-11 hours.

What are you wearing: pajama pants and t-shirt

Dream job: manga or video game translator.

Dream trip: Italy! I've heard Italy is a beautiful place with fantastic food and I would love to go!!!

Instruments: I used to be able to play the cello, but I haven't touched it in years so I'm probably not very good at it anymore

Languages: English and Japanese. I studied a little bit of French before, but pretty much all I can remember is how to say my name, and "je ne parle pas français " lmao

10 favorite songs as of right now:

Man, this is so hardddddddd

1.0 by amazarashi

Last Kiss by BONNIE PINK

Minor Feelings by Rina Sawayama

ラブレター・フロム・何か by ecosystem

Carousel by 5 Seconds of Summer

Last Week on a Friday by Young Rising Sons

あなたをただ愛している by Do As Infinity

Back to Me by The Rose

Rose by Anna Tsuchiya

Chizuru by The Gazette

18. If you were an animal: A bird of some sorts, maybe a crow or a raven (I may be a nerd, but deep down my soul is goth lol)

19. Favorite food: Ooof, this is another tough question. Maybe garlic bread? Or peaches?

20. Random fact: In South Korea, if one person in a marriage cheats, the cheater cannot file for divorce. The other spouse that did not cheat is only able to file for divorce. (I just watched a true crime video where they talked about this)

21. My aesthetic: I really like cute, cozy vibes. Although nothing about the way I dress would tell anyone that

Tagging: I have no idea who to tag, so whoever sees this and wants to do it please do!

[lesbianspirirt]

Masterlist: D.R Ideas

hey! this is a masterlist (obvi) of D.R/I.R ideas for you<3 please let me know if you like it, what reality you're going to shift to, and what other shifting content you want to see from me

just a nsfw warning, there are some mature themes in a lot of the media listed, as well as some jokes, swears (i think idk tbh), all below the cut

ALSO: please remember that reality shifting brings you to real worlds, the people in those places are REAL they have feelings, thoughts, they aren't just characters there!

Once Upon a Time (it's a T.V series based on fairytales, but it's kinda dark, never watched it tho so idk much about it)

The Wolf Among Us (telltale video game, similar vibes to Once Upon a Time)

Stranger Things (never watched it, but it looks horrifying so yknow)

FNAF/Five Nights At Freddy's (might start working on one for myself, kinda want to be a paranormal investigator in that world)

Elden Rings (I know nothing about the game so if this suggestion is ass just ignore it lol)

Halo (looks like a cool world but again idk what its like so)

Squid Game (don't remember if this was in my other lists and too lazy to check)

Minecraft (maybe not blocky cuz like that's nightmare fuel)

Days Gone (video game)

World War Z (never seen anything from it but i think there's a story and characters with personalities)

Scooby-Doo

Detroit: Become Human (i think i already added this in the other lists but whatever)

Red Dead Redemption

Doki Doki Literature Club (maybe, like, a normal version without the sentient computer storyline)

Yandere Sim (maybe remove Yan-chan cuz obvious reasons 😨)

Life is Strange (idk, seems pretty chill but idk much about it either)

Heavy Rain

Watch Dogs (kinda boring unless you're a super-hacker but hey, i need to fill this list lmao)

Pokémon

The Walking Dead Game: Michonne (don't think a lot of ppl know about this one)

Beyond Two Souls (kinda scary ig but cuz of the paranormal shit going on in that world)

that's all the new stuff, everything below this is form my other 2 lists since this post is a masterlist lol

Disney (I personally want to shift to experience the story of Frozen and Tangled since it's hinted that they're connected also bc I'm Norwegian)

Modern! A.U of media from your current reality

TMNT (whatever version you prefer)

X-Men

Teen Titans (i can't remember if I added it to the last one lol)

Justice League

Villain (not an excuse to kill, torture, etc.)

Sims (there's lot's of lore, lot's of the pre-made characters have cool stories, some are hot too)

Domestic (live a domestic life style with anyone you want to, you could have a few children or live like a house-spouse)

Divergent (recently. the movies were added to Canadian Netflix, it's kind of like The Hunger Games and isn't too bad other than the horrible love interest it should've been Christina and Tris they would've been so cute)

High School! A.U of media from your current reality (for example: Arcane in a high school setting, can be set in whatever decade or world you want)

Decade! A.U of any media from your current reality (script out the bad things cuz good god if it's anything like this reality, you'll be leaving asap)

Time Traveler (y'know, time travel)

Totally Spies

The Princess Bride

Percy Jackson

The Wizard of Oz

Avatar (the blue one)

Pirates of the Caribbean

Criminal Minds

Bob's Burgers

Modern Family

Artemis Fowl

The Maze Runner

The Owl House

Z Nation

The Walking Dead Game

Deadpool (his sidekick, side-chick, im not judging)

The Outsiders

Ouran High School Host Club (be rich, incredibly desirable, both, neither, whatever)

Your own Spiderverse world

Avatar The Last Airbender

The Legend of Korra

The Last of Us

Everything Sucks!

Birds of Prey

Victorious

Monthly Girls' Nozaki-kun (make manga with an unlikely group of friends)

Royalty D.R

Victorian Vampire D.R (maybe like just make yourself need rare steak instead of humans or something)

Animal D.R (try out living as a cat with some sweet folks or live as an ant idk just make sure that you can still think DO NOT let yourself forget to keep your human consciousness)

No Nips D.R (can you tell that I’m running out of ideas?)

Decade D.R (you got a favourite decade? one that has music, fashion and movies that you love? yeah)

H2O: Just Add Water (stay away from the condensation tho)

Genshin Impact (powers and you could be a god ig)

D&D (basically a fantasy D.R)

Randomly Generated Rom-Com (you don’t know what kind of story you’ll get to live through plus it’s a rom-com, no sad shit here)

any Tremors movie (movies are scary af, not really recommended but its your choice)

Arcane

Miraculous Ladybug (make sure you script out the uh, odd things)

Ghost D.R (scare, harass, haunt, whatever you want!)

Rage Room D.R (have a D.R thats just a room full of shit to break)

Pillow D.R (lonely and tired? just shift into a world where you’re sleeping on a hot persons thighs/boobs)

Mario Universe

Zelda D.R (based on whatever game or the show from like the 80s)

[nyxrsh]

An Unexpected Apology

AO3 link

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After the entire incident involving Papa Garou, Chat wants to express apology for having caused such troubles to Marinette. Seeing his raw sincerity, Marinette thinks why not and decides to let him do his thing. Not having expected him to make such a ridiculous video she is struck quite speechless and questions her sanity.

But really, Adrien joining up with him as if to prank her is not really fair.

Marinette breathed in the Parisian air. It had been long since she had last come up on her balcony to seek the company of the stars and the occasional horns blaring down the streets.

Things had gone back to the way they were before the entire incident with Papa Garou. It had taken Marinette a good amount of time to ensure her father that the ways things turned out to be were the best in the long run. And also that she was absolutely fine with them.

And now, looking at the stars from her balcony, all she could think about how much a dork her partner was. His sincerity and devotion to his job. It was a shame she was head over heels for Adrien.

“Hey Princess!”

Ah, speak of the devil.

“Hey Chat Noir! Fancy seeing you here.”

“Are trying to reference what I said earlier here?” He asked grinning.

“Sharp teeth, sharp eyes and sharp ears? Why grandma! Your actions look a bit suspicious to me. Care to tell me why?”

Chat laughed out loud.

“Can I be your company for the night if you’d be so kind?”

“Sure, yeah,” she said, “I wasn’t planning to do anything. You’re more than welcome here!”

Chat did a double roll, show off, and stood beside her. They looked at the stars together much like they had done so a few weeks back when Glaciator had struck their city. At least he wasn’t perched like a fucking bird on her railings today. And much like that day, it was Chat who ended up breaking the silence.

“Marinette, I am so sorry for what happened the other day,” he began slowly, “I-I’d admit I’m not the best in anything that involves social interaction-“

Marinette looked up to him. It was not very often she saw vulnerability on his face. Yet it never failed to touch her heart seeing such raw emotions on his face.

“-so I guess I never really considered what rejecting someone by saying ‘I’d date myself if I could’ could do.”

Marinette let out a snort. Leave it to Chat to be still worried about something like this.

“I don’t fault you for that Chat, I understand humour is your way of trying to be comfortable with your surroundings”

“It wasn’t even that! It took me hypothetically asking my best friend stuff for him to say how fucked up anyone saying that would be!”

“I-“, Marinette chuckled, “-would have absolutely paid to see that.”

“Hey!”

It took quite before Marinette could bring herself to be quiet again.

“Still,” Chat said, “I feel really bad for having put you through that situation.”

“I think we just established that it was okay.” She said pouting slightly.

Chat grinned. “But that would mean you’d miss out what I have in mind to make it up to you!”

“You don’t really have to do that Chat.”

“But I want to! I’ve thought this over way too much and yeah I want to do this, but only if you’d want me to. So,” he said putting his best impression of baby doll eyes, “what do you say Princess?”

“Hmmm,” she pretended thinking about his offer, mostly because it was funny seeing him start getting restless. She laughed and said, “Alright fine. But not anything over the top. Right Chat?”

“I wouldn’t give any promises Marinette! You’ve have to wait and see!” saying which he took out his baton and leapt away.

Marinette turned around smiling and went inside her room. She saw Tikki sitting on her head probably trying best to eavesdrop.

“What was that about?” Tikki asked.

“Oh it’s just Chat being Chat. Like, what’s the worst he can do, right?”

“Is this really how to plan to spend the weekend kid? You could have been stuffing on so much Camembert! But no!”

“Shut up Plagg, this is a genius idea! I’ve waited so long to do this with a genuine reason to show someone!”

“Yeah, because people wouldn’t immediately pelt you with stones if they saw you doing this on a normal day, right?

“Plagg,” Adrien pretended whining, “Why do you have to bum me out so much?”

“Someone has to put some sense into that dead head of yours.”

“Oh hush, now help me out with this camera.”

“Tikki?”

“Hmm?” She hummed while watching ‘A Bug’s Life’ on Marinette’s phone.

“Do you fancy the ladybug character or something? I swear it’s like the tenth time you are watching it again.”

“Firstly! His name is Francis, fucking respect him! And secondly, No!”

“I guess I’ll take your word for it.”

Marinette turned back to her latest project which would be a gift for Adrien’s fiftieth birthday! Hopefully she would be married to him by then, because it really wasn’t something she could give to someone without having their spouse accuse her of initiating an affair.

Hope could eventually pave the way for happiness.

Or that’s what Marinette has to chant at least ten times at night to herself so she could go to sleep without crying hoping to someday be acquainted with three lovely children and a hamster.

Suddenly a tapping noise came from her skydoor. Passing it off as just hail she turned towards the window to cherish the hailstorm without developing a pain in her neck. Before, however, she could take a step towards her window the sound of glass breaking reached her ear. As she whipped her head out of pure reflex, she saw a gloved hand, making the okay sign, retreat.

It at times paid to be so clumsy, because her parents weren’t currently rushing to see what the matter was. Well aware about their daughter’s rather graceful approach towards anything, they were probably on the way to break out the cash labelled as ‘fueling more disasters’.

Asking Tikki to hide and reminding her to take her earphones with her, she stomped with anger towards her balcony. Being careful not to accidentally cut herself with the broken glass, she slammed the door of the skydoor open.

“Why you little piece of-”

“Marinette!” Chat Noir beamed jumping up and down with excitement. “You wouldn’t believe what happened! It’s like a dream come true for me!”

Anger instantly dissipating just seeing his enthusiasm, Marinette said, “Slow your roll Chat! What’s up?”

“Remember when I said I wouldn’t hesitate to marry myself if I could?”

“Yeah and I am hoping you didn’t discover time travel to bring your past self to the present to get married.”

“Oh.” Chat slowed for a minute mumbling something which very much sounded like ‘shouldn’t have spent that juice to peep on Ladybug’.

Coming back to their conversation he said, “No but this is something even more awesome! While sure I can’t find people with the same level of awesomeness as me,” he winked and pointed his thumbs towards himself, “but you’d be pleased to know that I found someone very close to that! And damn Marinette, he’s such a good find.”

Marinette was highly doubtful of Chat’s claims. But Adrien’s fiftieth birthday was so far away and a good story, regardless of its authenticity, sounded pretty good to her. So she decided to humour him and asked him to go on.

“Right here-” he brought a pen drive out of his pocket, “is the recording of my marriage to someone who is definitely worthy of this piece of evidence that god exists.”

“I’m…” Marinette was at a loss for words. “Did someone really agree to do that?!”

“Now Marinette, being one of the superheroes of this city kind of shoots up my top bachelor ratings. The guy was practically begging me to not turn my proposal down by saying this was a prank!”

“No way.”

“Yes way!”

“And that’s the video?”

“I brought it just for you!”

Marinette wordlessly took the pen drive and made her way into her room motioning him to follow her as well. Chat Noir was absolutely at cloud nine which honestly made her feel apprehensive about looking at the video. As they reached her computer she started waving her arms in a certain manner to tell Tikki that she should absolutely see whatever the heck was happening. And like most times, she forgot that it probably seemed pretty weird to someone other than the two of them.

“Why are you dancing like a monkey? Is it like a ritual that you do to turn your computer on or something?”

Marinette pretended clearing her throat and sat down, “Let’s go with that.”

Chat sat on the other chair and rolled it a bit, looking around the room and commented, “I totally forgot you had all those pictures of him. It'd probably stress you out then”

“Oh right. That’s, yeah, a thing. And no Chat, nothing could ever.” She deflected not wanting to admit her crush to him. “So shall we?” she said clicking to play the video.

“This is going to be so fun!!” he said while bouncing on his seat.

‘A complete dork’ Marinette thought as she turned toward the screen.

A hand obstructed the leans. “Is this thing on?” a strangely familiar voice asked. As the hand was removed Chat Noir was visible on the screen in front of a rock climbing wall.

“Yeah babe, doing a fantastic job there!” He said to someone off-screen.

He looked towards the camera now, waving and said, “Well hi there! It’s a really special day for me today and it’s a wonder I haven’t cried yet.”

Dork.

“Today, this video, shows you how much I’ve developed as an individual. Since the beginning of my strange career, I have been very much in love with my beautiful partner. And fully realizing that she values our identities very much and doesn’t want to have any sort of romantic relationship with me, with a heavy heart I’ve decided to let her go. While she’ll always be in my heart-“

“Hey!”

“-as a well respected co-worker. Geez let me finish! So yeah I am moving forward. And here, today, is my marriage to my match! Honey would you-?”

“Sure sweetheart.”

And entering the screen was Adrien Agreste in his best suit with his hair slicked back looking good enough to eat.

What?! (But damn did he look good)

“Here ladies and gentlemen,” Chat said with so much love in his eyes, “my fiancé!” While we’re both aware we are still not legally eligible to marry legally we’ve decided to exchange rings today-“

“Hence promising our love for one another.” Adrien completed looking towards Chat with such a soft expression.

What the fuck?

“Honey can you get the rings I kept by the door for us?”

Adrien pecked his cheek and went to grab the rings.

Marinette slammed the pause button and looked towards Chat with anger oozing out her eyes, regretting not having killed him at first sight.

“You’re going to miss the main thing Marinette!” He beamed at her, loving her reaction to it, and resumed the video.

“I have probably cried buckets today,” Chat said, “for I had always dreamed about finding my true love. Today I’ve had what life was so cruel to not give me these few years-“

“Aw sweetheart,” Adrien cooed wrapping an arm around Chat, “I thought we agreed we’d let the video thing slid smoothly. Here!” he gave him the rings, “why don’t you go first, ‘kay?”

Chat looked like someone had gift wrapped him the stars. He nodded plucking a ring from Adrien’s outstretched hand and slowly slide the ring into his finger. After an exchange of a longing glance, Adrien did the same and the both of them started jumping with excitement.

“Can we-?”

“Sure honey, just let me end this real quick.” He turned towards the camera and said, “So here we have it folks, the union of the dashing Chat Noir and the handsome, beautiful Adrien Agreste. Please do not feel compelled to give us any gifts! We’re more than fine with your best wishes! Till next time!” He saluted.

The video ended. And so did Marinette's hospitality towards Chat Noir.

Marinette silently turned towards Chat. He seemed to be waiting for her reaction wearing the biggest smile on his face.

She promptly screamed at his face.

Chat fled not wanting be in the presence of her parents a second time while being the reason of the distress.

As the rushing of her parents downstairs and Chat’s attempt at a smooth flee registered in her brain, all Marinette could think of was skinning Chat Noir alive the next time she saw him. And definitely taking a holiday.

She didn’t ever think there’d come a day when she wanted to punch Adrien straight in the face. Yet here she was. At least he’d have totally deserved it.  

[shintaroux]

IF WALLS COULD TALK

I

Nijimura Shuuzou was aware that all things, good or bad, ought to have a beginning.

His potentially bright future began when he got accepted into college on a scholarship.

His independence began when he moved into his own apartment.

His semester began with a few successfully completed first assignments.

His sleepless nights began when he got a new neighbour who happened to enjoy sex; and he did so loudly, every two days and without sparing a thought for the fact that their apartments were adjacent.

II

At the first crack of dawn, Nijimura’s eyes flew open. He sighed exasperatedly and turned to his side so he could cover his ears with his pillow. That did nothing to drown the moaning and groaning from his neighbour’s apartment. The scene from yesterday evening was replaying at the same volume and intensity; Nijimura often wondered where his neighbour found the strength.

He got up and made his bed. His apartment was small, as it befitted a college student, but it served him well for the time he spent inside. His kitchen and living room were joined and his bathroom was separated from them by a thin wall. The bathroom was in the narrow hallway which led to the front doors.

And his neighbour’s moans echoed throughout his walls.

I never even met the guy, Nijimura thought bitterly as he cracked eggs and prepared to whisk them. He was in the mood for pancakes when he heard rain pounding on the windows.

Ten minutes later, the noise has died down; he heard the door to his neighbour’s apartment slam shut but Nijimura paid no attention to it. He has already made five pancakes and they were all perfectly shaped, not a single one was chipped on the side like his mother’s were.

While he was making the seventh pancake, his nostrils were suffused by the smell of something burning. It was a faint, distant smell but where there’s smoke, there’s usually a fire. He switched his stove off and rushed out of his apartment. There, before Nijimura’s eyes, was his neighbour wrapped in nothing but a towel, his lean chest wet and his hair damp, as he stared back into his own apartment from which thin wisps of smoke emerged.

“Is something on fire?” Nijimura asked, distracted by the hilarity of it all. He couldn’t find it in him to laugh, however.

“I left my breakfast on the stove while I took a shower. A bad call, it seems.” The neighbour turned to Nijimura, eying him up and down just like Nijimura did a few moments ago.

“You think?” Nijimura curled his lip in disbelief; disbelief at how he was less worried about smoke and more worried about how low his neighbour’s towel was hanging around his hips.

“Don’t worry, everything is fine. Except for my badly burned eggs,” his neighbour explained and flashed a humorless smile of pearly white teeth. He looked almost angel-like, with his black hair and messy fringe clumsily hiding his eye. Except angels didn’t usually go for setting things to fire.

Nijimura didn’t allow himself to think twice before he proposed: “You can eat with me if you want.”

“I’d love that, thank you,” his neighbour replied fast as if he had been waiting for the offer. He wore a small smile on his thin, pink lips. The soft features of his porcelain face belonged on a doll, not a lean young man who can’t even make simple eggs without burning them. “Let me just put some clothes on and open the windows.”

Unbeknown to Nijimura, this was yet another beginning.

III

“I can hear you, you know.”

“Hm?”

“When you’re having sex. You’re really loud.”

“And here I was trying hard to be as quiet as possible.”

“If those are your best efforts, I don’t even want to know how loud you are when you aren’t trying to be quiet.”

A brief smile graced Himuro Tatsuya’s lips but he made no further comments on the matter. They have exchanged nothing but names and college majors but the familiarity that unraveled between them put Nijimura at ease; he felt as if he might challenge the elusive raven-haired boy to a video-game duel after the meal.

Himuro finished his breakfast first and placed his plate in the sink and when he sat back down, he put his elbows on the table and rested his head on his clasped fingers. He stared at Nijimura until he began fidgeting in his seat.

“How about a deal, Nijimura…?” Himuro suggested with his eyebrow lifted in challenge. Nijimura should’ve known that beauty is the finest mask; there’s always something sinister lurking underneath.

“I’m listening,” Nijimura replied, his mouth full of a half-chewed pancake.

“If you make breakfast for me every morning, I’ll stop having loud sex.”

Nijimura didn’t even swallow his food before he answered: “Deal.”

IV

Nijimura fell asleep with a smile on his face as he imagined peaceful nights and quiet mornings but what came to him instead was a knocking on his front doors at the very same crack of dawn he had been awoken at before.

Nijimura groaned and stretched, his bones creaking like an old wooden floorboard. He trudged to his doors and opened them to find Himuro standing in a plain black t-shirt and tracksuit with a plastic bag full of groceries.

He was too dazzling for his eyes still unadjusted to light so Nijimura blinked a couple of times. Perhaps he was dreaming.  

“I was thinking of waffles this morning,” Himuro explained and raised the bag to Nijimura’s eyes. It roused Nijimura awake. Himuro’s voice sounded as if he had taken it for a jog this morning while Nijimura could barely scratch his out of his throat.

“It’s six in the morning,” Nijimura mustered.

“Isn’t this when you usually wake up?”

“No, this is when you usually wake me up.”

Himuro put his best efforts into holding back a grin but he completely failed, and looked comically pained while doing so. Nijimura rolled his eyes and ruffled the bird-nest that was his hair. He took ingredients from Himuro’s hand and grumbled: “Fine.”

Himuro’s presence dyed Nijimura’s apartment in strange colours; he sat at the tiny, round kitchen table, his long limbs sprawled and his head comfortably resting on his palms as he observed Nijimura working his way around the kitchen. Nijimura, albeit busy over the stove, felt Himuro’s eyes staring holes into his back and he remembered all those times he had heard him moan. Perhaps that’s why he didn’t feel uncomfortable around Himuro; instead, there was curious electricity at the tips of his fingers.

“So,” Himuro broke the silence, his voice melted like chocolate Nijimura was preparing for waffles. “I was wondering if we could extend our little deal to evenings as well.”

“No,” Nijimura refused right away.

“No?”

“No.”

Himuro was silent for a while so Nijimura assumed he was done with his senseless request.

“Even if I bring the limited edition of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?” Himuro asked as innocently as he could but his intentions were clear as day; Nijimura glanced at him over his shoulder, knowing that he was about to step into a bear trap.

“You have the limited edition of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels?”

Himuro smirked. “Is that a yes?”

“Maybe.”

“I knew you were that kind of guy.” Himuro said. He sounded amused. Nijimura was quite entertained himself if he were to judge by a shameless grin he couldn’t wash off his face. He thought he heard a soft ‘click’ between them.

“Is that so… How did you know?”

“Takes one to know one.”

V

“Who do you think the killer is?”

“The spouse. It’s always the spouse.”

“You aren’t even trying, Tatsuya.”

Nijimura has had years of experience with late night crime shows but he has never had anyone to watch them with and somewhere between playing fighting video games and watching comedy-crime 90’s movies, he and Himuro switched to a first-name basis.

“How about this: if I end up being right, you’ll let me sleep over at your place.”

“No way. I don’t have an extra futon.”

Himuro grinned, a spark of slyness flashing across his lidded eyes. “You were so confident it wasn’t the spouse so what’s the matter now, Shuu? Afraid that I’m right?”

“You wish,” Nijimura clicked his tongue. “It’s on.”

Fifteen minutes later and Nijimura still didn’t have an extra futon. What he did have is a sleepy Himuro who was apparently grumpy when he was tired. Himuro took his shirt off and didn’t wait for Nijimura’s approval before he wiggled his way underneath Nijimura’s covers. The closeness of his body made the bed that much warmer - and cramped.

“Really now?” Nijimura asked and tried to sound annoyed when in fact he liked how Himuro’s hair tickled the back of his neck.

“Yes. Afraid I’m going to jump you?”

“Are you going to?”

“I don’t know. Do you want me to?”

Nijimura shrugged, vaguely aware of the gooseflesh migrating down his spine. “Didn’t know you wanted to.”

“I want to. But I’m tired and I’m still recovering from the spouse’s betrayal.”

“You knew it was the spouse,” Nijimura teased for which Himuro lightly punched him in the lower back.

“It hurts to be right sometimes. You should be comforting me, not messing with my heart, broken by betrayal.”

“You so full of shit, Tatsuya.”

Himuro let out a bout of badly-suppressed laughter. “And you let me in your bed.”

“I didn’t let you, you let yourself,” Nijimura said, drowsy. The light conversation was lulling him into sleep.

Nijimura wondered if it was Himuro’s plan all along to wear him out, and then come as close as he was allowed to, because he had begun warily wrapping his hands around Nijimura’s waist to snuggle closer. Nijimura never had the intention of pushing him away but he noted how it made him feel.

“You know, Shuu, you let me let myself come closer to you.”

Nijimura pretended that he had already fallen asleep.

VI

After a month of intense hanging-out and an increased number of sleepovers, Nijimura had come to terms with the fact that, for once in his life, there was someone whom he wanted to keep by his side. But being with Himuro was like walking on a tight rope and he wasn’t well-versed in balancing on thin air. But there was their flirty banter, the shared knowledge of movies, a taste for a good video game brawl and compatibility of their bodies and how they occupied the entirety of space on the couch or bed – and all those made Nijimura want to join a damn circus.

He waited for two more weeks. Two weeks of Himuro prancing around his apartment with his silver tongue and his slender body and his smooth voice and with their late night conversation still at the back of his mind and Nijimura was ready to jump out the window with unwashed dishes in his hand.

“Tatsuya. I can’t do this anymore,” Nijimura turned to Himuro, a sponge in his left hand and a half-washed plate in the other.

“What is it?” Himuro asked, concerned.

“I have impure thoughts of you.”

“W-what…?”

Nijimura’s mind was running off on its own. “Yes. I want to bend you over a table and fuck the shit out of you and then watch Snatch. With you.”

Himuro all but burst into fits of laughter, his beautiful mouth stretching so wide his cheeks ought to have hurt after a while. But he kept at it until Nijimura felt stupid for saying anything in the first place.

He turned around swiftly and shoved the half-cleaned dish back into the dirty water. “Fine. Nevermind. Glad you find it funny.” He grasped around the water to check if he had broken the plate – lucky for him, he hadn’t.

While he was fuming in his shame, two slender hands wrapped themselves around his waist. Nijimura winced at the contact as if it burned him instead of offered him some comfort.

“I was laughing because you are adorable. You know, for a big, perpetually-annoyed guy who just happens to cook meals I adore so dearly.”

“You’re so full of shit, Tatsuya,” Nijimura repeated what he ought to have said before. He turned around and Himuro softly collided into him. “You’ve had this planned from the start.”

“Maybe.” Himuro smiled and pressed a feather-light kiss to Nijimura’s jaw. Nijimura thought he looked and talked like a soft kitten, but he had seen his claws and wouldn’t be fooled. “Maybe I’ve seen you yelling at the kids down at the park. Maybe I thought you were funny. Maybe I learned you lived next to me. Maybe I wanted to mess with you a little. Maybe I was just waiting for an opportunity. Maybe I accidentally fell for you instead.”

Nijimura wanted to cover his face to hide the embarrassment that must’ve painted his face crimson; his whole body was flush against Himuro’s and soaking in every word he said. He might’ve sensed it from the start but like Himuro had said: he let him. And he’d let him do it all over again.  

“Go finish your dinner,” Nijimura said.

Himuro wouldn’t detach himself from Nijimura’s waist. “And then?” He teased, his breath warm across Nijimura’s lips.

“And then I’ll bend you over a table.”

“And then…?”

“We’ll watch Snatch.”

Himuro let go of Nijimura’s waist. “Sounds like a plan.”

[macarthurmc]

Parenting Teens, Part 3

Create an Environment of Openness

So this is my little boy —doctor in training —equipped with mom's purse and dad's stethoscope. Just before sixth grade I overheard heard him and his friends talking about something that seemed a little bit sexual. After confirming with my wife we decided Max and I were going to have "the talk."He and I sat down at the dinner table, and I taught him the birds and the bees. After the discussion, we watched a prescreened  age-appropriate video from YouTube. He asked me a few questions. Afterward, I said this, “Max, I do this for a living. You can ask me anything.  I talk about this stuff all day. Anything you want to know, just come and ask me, but Max, I don't want you to share this with your friends. They need to learn from their parents. The things we learned tonight stays between us..”  Max looked me dead in the eye with the most serious face a 10-year-old can make. He said, “Dad, you don't have to worry because I NEVER want to talk about this again.”

Engagement

How do we create an environment of openness?—through engagement. Discussing sex and healthy relationships is not a one-time thing. This is not sitting down and reading a book or watching a YouTube video. This is an ongoing conversation and an ongoing dialogue.

We want our children to want to talk to us. I love it when my children talk to me. We want to build that type of communication style in our families. Little things work. Try and sit together at mealtime and talk. Turn the TV off. No Phones or devices. Sit, eat, talk and be present in the moment. Build this culture in your family. My wife and I started using note cards with handwritten thought-provoking questions that we pull out at restaurants. The kids rolled their eyes at first, but now they look forward to it. Some of the questions are fun and silly and others are more philosophical. One family member pulls out a card and then we go around the circle each answering. It is a conversation starter and brings the family together.

Give them your full attention

When your kids ask you a question give them your full attention. Put the phone down. Look them in the eye. Square your body to them. These are subtle clues that communicate to your child that you are fully engaged. This teaches your child that they are your priority. They matter. Their words are important.  Now, what if your kid asks “Daddy, where do babies come from?” You need to be prepared. If you giggle, smile, cough or make an excuse to go to the bathroom, you have inadvertently communicated a lot to your child about sexual discussions. You've taught them that it's embarrassing and may even be dangerous and scary. This is the opposite of what we want. Creating an environment of openness can be hard, but it is important.  Whenever your child asks a question then you must be open and ready to talk.

Prepare for the test

Think of the Birds and the Bees talk, as a test that you have to study for. The cool thing is you already know all the test questions. Make a list of things kids may ask. So as a practice run here's your first question: “ Where do babies come from?” Answer that question out loud right now. Don't just think it because your brain won't process it….I will wait…… I suspect you are now just staring at the screen and frozen unable to go to the next sentence. ….. If you try and answer this question out loud without practicing what you'll find is there stammering, there's stuttering, the answer is a confusing mix of medical language and childhood slang. Your initial answer it likely super awkward. You cannot get this right on the first try. You must  practice.  When you get home tonight, ask your spouse this question. “Why do people have sex? “ See if they can answer it. My guess is the answer will be weird and awkward. It's not going to sound right. To all the dads reading this… what are you going to say when your daughter asks: “Why do girls get a period?” “What does it mean when you have a period?” “What do I do when I have a period?” You want to be able to talk about these questions. You don't want talking to you to be scary. You don't want it to be shameful. If you are embarrassed then your child will sense it. You want to be open. The only way to do that is to practice. And I promise,  one day they will ask. Teenagers may ask much harder and sometimes philosophical questions. You and your partner should practice these and make sure you are on the same page. Here are a few questions to get you started: “What is puberty?” “When is it OK to have sex?” “Why should I wait until marriage?” “How do you know when you are in love?”

Show vulnerability to create openness

No one knows all the answers. That is ok. We often feel like we are supposed to be the all-knowing parent. If your child asks a question and you do not know the answer do not fake it.  Just say, “ I don't know. Let's find out together, let's Google it. “ When you show vulnerability, you breed trust. It is powerful when you say to your child “I don't know.” It's not a moment of weakness. Instead, you have taught your child that their questions are important and challenging. They will respect you and trust you more because you said, “I don't know, let's go find out together.”

-Dr. Jeff Livingston

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[non-binary-royalty]

1-170. :~}

youre lucky i love you

1: How tall or short do you wish you were?

i’m alright with my height, i’m average

2: What’s your dream pet? (Real or not)

a french bulldog

3: Do you have a favorite clothing style?

i usually wear a video game/pop punk band/power rangers shirt with jeans and sneakers. if i need a haircut i’ll wear a beanie or snapback

4: What was your favorite video game growing up?

sonic on sega genesis

5: What three things/people do you think of most each day:

i think about you, me, and my dog tbh

6: If you had a warning label, what would yours say?

caution: anxious piece of shit

7: What is your opinion on [insert person/thing here]?

u done goofed

8: What is your Greek personality type? [Sanguine, Phlegmatic, Choleric, or Melancholic]

melancholic gee what a surprise

9: Are you ticklish?

yes very

10: Are you allergic to anything?

basically everything outside

11: What’s your sexuality?

pan i guess

12: Do you prefer tea, coffee, or cocoa?

coffee, then tea, and then cocoa

13: Are you a cat or dog person?

both

14: Would you rather be a vampire, elf, or merperson?

vampire

15: Do you have a favorite Youtuber?

i don’t have a favorite youtuber per se but i really like braille skateboarding, green beetle, and db knives

16: How tall are you?

5′6

17: If you had to change your name, what would you change it to?

probably alexander

18: How much do you weigh? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

around 210, which i’m working on changing

19: Do you believe in ghosts/spirits?

yes

20: Do you like space or the ocean more?

neither

21: Are you religious?

no

22: Pet peeves?

my biggest pet peeve is when people touch my stuff and don’t put it back properly and when someone finishes the rest of something without asking anyone else if they want any

23: Would you rather be nocturnal or diurnal [opposite of nocturnal]?

nocturnal

24: Favorite constellation?

tbh i don’t have one

25: Favorite star?

also don’t have one

26: Do you like ball-jointed dolls?

fuck no

27: Any phobias or fears?

basically everything

28: Do you think global warming is real?

yes

29: Do you believe in reincarnation?

i honestly don’t know

30: Favorite movie?

chicago

31: Do you get scared easily?

very

32: How many pets have you own in your lifetime?

7

33: Blog rate? [You’ll rate the blog of the one who’s asking.]

0/10 ;)

34: What is a color that calms you?

black or grey

35: Where would you like to travel and/or live?

i’d like to live in a scottish moor or something similar

36: Where were you born?

worcester massachusetts 

37: What is your eye color?

very dark brown

38: Introvert or extrovert?

introvert

39: Do you believe in horoscopes and zodiacs?

i don’t know tbh

40: Hugs or kisses?

both

41: Who is someone you would like to see/visit right now?

you

42: Who is someone you love deeply?

i don’t really know how to answer this 

43: Any piercings you want?

i wanna get a cartilage piercing and i want my nips pierced

44: Do you like tattoos and piercings?

yes very much

45: Do you smoke or have you eiver done so?

yep

46: Talk about your crush, if you have one!

nope

47: What is a sound you really hate?

chewing

48: A sound you really love?

campfires

49: Can you do a backflip?

fuck no

50: Can you do the splits?

also fuck no

51: Favorite actor and/or actress?

i don’t really have one

52: Favorite movie?

already answered 

53: How are you feeling right now?

tired and kinda sad

54: What color would you like your hair to be right now?

i like it the way it is

55: When did you feel happiest?

i don’t know. i felt really good while i was in love but idk honestly

56: Something that calms you down?

watching videos on youtube

57: Have any mental disorders? [Only ask this if you know the user doesn’t mind!]

yeah like three

58: What does your URL mean?

it used to be a longstanding joke but i had to modify it to accommodate my gender 

59: What three words describe you the most?

anxious, tired, sad

60: Do you believe in evolution?

yes

61: What makes you unfollow a blog?

shitty opinions

62: What makes you follow a blog?

if they post stuff i like

63: Favorite kind of person:

someone who’s nice and accepts me for me and laughs at my shitty jokes

64: Favorite animal(s):

dogs, cats, bears, bats, basically every animal tbh

65: Name three of your favorite blogs.

yours, and i really don’t have any others tbh

66: Favorite emoticon:

the crossed swords

67: Favorite meme:

anything with a dog or cat

68: What is your MBTI personality type?

infj-t

69: What is your star sign?

aries

70: Can your dog roll over on command, if you have a dog?

fuck no

71: What outfit out of all your clothes do you like to wear the most?

my neck deep shirt with either black or grey jeans

72: Post a selfie or two?

hell no

73: Do you have platform shoes?

nope

74: What is one random but interesting fact about yourself?

i’m not interesting at all but i guess i can tell you all that i really like watching documentaries

75: Can you do a front flip?

nope

76: Do you like birds?

sure

77: Do you like to swim?

no

78: Is swimming or ice skating more fun to you?

neither

79: Something you wish didn’t exist:

me

80: Some thing you wish did exist:

my love life

81: Piercings you have?

septum, used to have stretched ears, and had two piercings on each ear

82: Something you really enjoy doing:

watching videos and cuddling

83: Favorite person to talk to:

you

84: What was your first impression of Tumblr?

i thought it was a lot to take in at first

85: How many followers do you have?

1239

86: Can you run a mile within ten minutes?

nope

87: Do your socks always match?

most of the time yes

88: Can you touch your toes and keep your legs straight completely?

yep

89: What are your birthstones?

diamond

90: If you were an animal, which one would you be?

i’d wanna be a wolf tbh

91: If a flower could aesthetically represent you, what kind would it be?

probably something dead

92: A store you hate?

walmart

93: How many cups of coffee can you drink in one day?

one

94: Would you rather be able to fly or read minds?

fly

95: Do you like to wear camo?

no

96: Winter or summer?

neither

97: How long can you hold your breath for?

probably like fifteen seconds or something

98: Least favorite person?

myself

99: Someone you look up to:

idk

100: A store you love?

hardware stores

101: Favorite type of shoes

i love my stefan janoskis

102: Where do you live?

rhode island

103: Are you a vegetarian or vegan? If so, why?

neither

104: What is your favorite mineral or gem?

i like obsidian 

105: Do you drink milk?

yes

106: Do you like bugs?

nope

107: Do you like spiders?

fuck no

108: Something you get paranoid about?

everything

109: Can you draw:

nope

110: Nosiest question you have ever been asked?

i don’t know honestly, i don’t really like being asked questions about myself which is hilarious considering my current state

111: A question you hate being asked?

see above 

112: Ever been bitten by a spider?

i don’t think so

113: Do you like the sound of waves at the beach?

yes

114: Do you prefer cloudy or sunny days?

cloudy

115: Someone you’d like to kiss or cuddle right now:

pass

116: Favorite cloud type:

the ones that look like clouds

117: What color do you wish the sky was?

idk honestly

118: Do you have freckles?

yes i hate them

119: Favorite thing about a person:

sense of humor

120: Fruits or vegetables?

fruit

121: Something you want to do right now:

die

122: Is the ocean or sky prettier?

sky

123: Sweet or sour foods?

sour

124: Bright or dim lights?

dim

125: Do you believe in a certain magical creature?

not really tbh

126: Something you hate about Tumblr:

everything

127: Something you love about Tumblr:

the sense of camaraderie i guess 

128: What do you think about the least?

probably what i’m going to do with my life

129: What would you want written on your tombstone?

don’t worry about me, because i say that a lot

130: Who would you like to punch in the face right now?

myself

131: What is something you love but also hate about yourself?

i don’t really love anything

132: Do you smile with your teeth showing for pictures?

no

133: Computer or TV?

computer

134: Do you like roller coasters?

no

135: Do you get motion sickness or seasickness?

yes

136: Are your ears lobed or attached?

attached

137: Do you believe in karma?

yes

138: On a scale of 1-10, how attractive would you say you are?

0139: What nicknames do you have/have had?

al, alex, allie, pinhead larry

140: Did you have any pretend or imaginary friends?

probably

141: Have you ever seen a therapist/shrink?

yes

142: Would you say you are a good or bad influence to others?

i’d say i’m pretty shit so

143: Do you prefer giving or receiving gifts/help?

giving

144: What makes you angry

everything

145: How many languages do you speak fluently?

just english

146: Do you prefer boys, girls, and/or non-binaries?

girls and nbs tbh

147: Are you androgynous?

i guess

148: Favorite physical thing about yourself:

my arms i guess

149: Favorite thing about your personality:

nothing

150: Name three people you would like to talk to right now in person.

just you 

151: If you could go back into time and live in one era, which would you choose?

death

152: Do you like BuzzFeed?

i like taking the stupid quizzes and seeing the lists of cool/useless shit to buy

153: How did you meet your spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/partner? [If you have one.]

don’t have one

154: Do you like to kiss others’ foreheads or hands for platonic reasons?

depends on who it is

155: Do you like to play with others’ hair?

also depends

156: What embarrasses you?

everything

157: Something that makes you nervous/anxious:

also everything

158: Biggest lie you have ever told:

probably something about me being fine

159: How many people are you following?

870

160: How many posts do you have on your blog(s)?

114,727

161: How many drafts do you have on your blog(s)?

0162: How many likes do you have on your blog(s)?

5628

163: Last time you cried and why:

yesterday, something my dad said to me

164: Do you have long or short hair?

short although it’s getting shaggy

165: Longest your hair has ever been:

a little past my shoulders

166: Why do you like, dislike, or have neutral feelings about religon?

i have neutral feelings because sometimes people just need to believe in something to feel safe/happy and if it doesn’t hurt anyone else then i don’t mind

167: Do you really care how the universe and world was created?

nope

168: Do you like to wear makeup?

nope

169: Can you stand on your hands or head for more than thirty seconds?

hell no

170: Did you answer the questions you were asked truthfully?

mostly

[sindioses]

Blue, Bonnet

She wore a Blue bonnet every Sunday brunch and in the spring she had bluebonnets garlanded across the hat, held on by pins, and bluebonnets garlanded around her neck. Regardless of party size or season, she always waited for her favorite waiter, smiling and watching, flirting as he passed even as she waited. She wanted him but he showed her no real affection beyond the little he gave for his oversized tips. His favors were generally spent elsewhere, except one night she came at closing time, not like her at all, drunk and alone, also not her way, drinking yes but socially and always, always in someone else's company. He was cut before close and drinking and the two commingled at the bar over drinks and apps, enthralled with each other, too close, sly, sidewards glances, casual touches as if they knew each other for years and in a way they had. One thing, the other and then he is gone in the night, bumping into her gilded bird cage, slipping out as her husband slippedin, another satisfied customer.

Seasons pass and she has been gone, but she is back with her blue bonnet, blue bonnet garlands and a blue eyed baby girl (hazel really) but otherwise alone, slightly disheveled but not penniless, her ex's jokes about immaculate conception aside, he left her the house and the city she was borne in, much like her mother.

The waiter both spouses had enjoyed was as usual, oblivious. Oh, she has a baby now but not oh is it mine, it's been nearly a year. Flit, little flit. Someone else is aware enough for you. You both had started as bussers together but you had risen to head waiter quickly, regardless of your age. The busser had stayed part time busing, chatter of keyboard filling most of his days and nights. Like lady blue bonnet, it was just one tryst, really but it had left a mark as well, love, jealousy, sometimes rage simmering even when they were feet apart and busser smiled to waiter as if nothing was wrong.

But wrong didn't quite cut it. Busser had started hunting, blue eyed babes, blue chokers, blue garlands. Anger, jealousy and wrong, not cutting the mustard here, as he cut mustard dress or mustard greens, kissing the blue eyed flesh with his blade, with bluebonnets garlanded around the throat, in the hair. He doesn't know why or how it started but when was not a question.

Ides then equinox, those were the first two, nearly a week apart. Then guilt and panic, but he was so careful and so... No attention, no arrest, but he paused, anger quelled.

A year passes and then he strikes again, something about the bluebonnets around her neck, now around her daughter's neck, the faux intimacy of waiter, lady blue and he spikes again, while smiling on the outside. He questions himself as he works, why, why am I so outraged? Why the bluebonnets and not the rest of the year?

He questions all day but even back home, chitter chatter on the key board, he is enthralled by the visioned blue, blue eyes, blue hat, blue covered neck, his hands taking his revenge.

He starts. He had fallen asleep in his chair. He looks around rubbing his eyes. Blue flashes in his vision then he remembers, not one but two last night, left to be found, wrapped as presents on display this time, not hidden like the others. What was wrong with him? Should he turn himself in? No too much of a coward. Didn't want any jcs confusing their importance like in that UK novel. No but he remembers but doesn't remember doing it, it was like he was compelled, yes, but outside of himself as well, not controlling events. But it's what he wanted. Was it? He thought, I'll quit. That's it. I'll quit.

His computer screens lights up with a short message, "I want more."

"Who are you?" He types.

"I watch, that's all you need to know. I watch and I want more."

"No, I'm quitting."

"What no mock innocence? No it wasn't me?"

"No." He looks down and swallows, head down in shame as if discussing this face to face. "How do you watch?"

"Does it matter? I want more."

This goes back and forth for a bit then they agree, small measures to keep everyone satisfied. No special equipment, no videoing, just do the deed and he'll watch, doesn't matter how, he'll watch, end of story.

A few more blue covered bodies show up but then the blue fields are dying and then the dying stops.

Interlude, intermezzo. Click of keyboard, click of potential, fork. These and other sounds define his life. She comes in with her baby, the waiter flirts, nothing, just work, smiles, home, click, click, drop, rinse, repeat. His online work grows, so he only busses weekends now, Saturday Sunday brunch, done by three usually. Then keyboards til three, rinse, repeat. The weekends are hard but not impossible, fun, filled with interactions for his blog, his other writing, his restaurant parody game, iOS, Android, available now.

He chuckles to himself. A call. The waiter, a chance to get hot swappable. He consents but agrees to pay for a hotel room, no one's allowed in his place, no one. Remarks have been made, hiding a body in there? But no one came in, ever. His quiet place, sanctuary.

Waiter tryst, rinse, repeat. He returns home in the am, waiter back to work after a rinse, repeat and both shower. Then, nothing, not even at weekend brunch, but there she is, toddler with her and waiter smiles at both and bus realizes, that's his kid! Is that why?...

But no communication for weeks and then he strikes, out of character, two new, ablue, tucked together on a patch of grass off the 360 where he normally sees a deer when he hikes. Then nothing again til the bluebonnets reappear, except an email voucher at Xmas for a ticket to Hawaii. He exclaims but assumes the watcher was rewarding him for the extra this year, a little bonus for his extra effort. He took a leave of absence from the restaurant but kept up his online work at the small air b n b apartment near the kahukus on the North shore of Oahu. Regular walks, some trysts but a calm month under a pleasant sky, rain or shine. A lady with an Adam's Apple, one without but the rest fitting his usual appetites. No rage, no jealousy, no real intimacy not like the waiter but yeah that was faux and maybe these were real? Repeat visitors at his door by some and when had he had anyone over at home? But the month passed, super slow but it passed and then he was back on the long flight across the ocean, lax, then aus. He typed a smiley face on his screen in thanks then went to bed, exhausted from the flight. He awoke to a bluebonnet emoji on his screen and then an image of the soccer field on Pickle campus. A field of blue and he knew what to do.

This time it was methodical, no rage, no jealousy. He had extended his leave of absence from the restaurant and the manager poo poo'd, an old friend, but he'd said he'd be back soon, just needed a break. No wait staff communique but that person never even crossed his mind. He played in the hills below the arboretum and then went home, no fuss, no guilt. Mussed perhaps but smiley face emoji.

He placed her gently in the ditch by the soccer field on Pickle campus, a short drive from home. He had had to move but only within the same complex, his asthma activated, by jackass, cigarette, the next building, jackass from a wet state not realizing he now lived in a dry state. Three a.m. flashing lights approaching, thinking he was done until he smelled the smoke. Next day, he upgraded his apartment, tossing his old, crummy furniture now smoke filled and got a new set, clothes as well. He alcohol rubbed his computer and headphones and took them to the new place. Within a week, the wet state smoker was found down the hill from his apartment overlooking the 360, soaked in alcohol, matches on the ground next to a tree a few feet away but visible, lesson hopefully obvious.

Another bonus, Jamaica, chicken jerked, he returns and decides no more restaurant. Then waiter texts, "You quit? But we started together."

"Yes, but now I'm finished."

Manager friend, later. Same response.

Healthier that way.

I was ready to be done with my blue light, blue plate specials as well but he had his watchful eye on me and the trips were fun, so I continued, bluebonnet season and an occasional extra for my viewing public of one.

My salad wedged, tossed on near yearly trips, culinary delights around the world but no delicacies of honor ala Anthony but great fun anyway. The years passed, the watchful's fascination must have passed, no reminders, no demands, no bonus at an occasional extra curricular, nothing. I still took my trips, but less frequently. I was mostly in my room, click click three am, going, writing, watching. Where had my watcher gone? I see myself on the screen, blue bonnets surrounding me and wonder, where has he gone?

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identity ask - all of them (unless there are questions you don't want to/aren't comfortable answering ofc)

if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?

read my writing probably (lol as if i ever finish anything) or my blog, watch nature documentaries and cartoons, listen to sara bareilles 

have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?

never really found someone who thinks just like me, but lots and lots of things have inspired me and made me think. but that’s kinda the fun of it, and why i want to pursue writing. i get to put things out there of my own. 

list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.

how the fuck am i supposed to list every single fandom i have lmao 

mass effect: nakmor kesh, most krogan, suvi 

undertale: alphys 

pokemon: generic pokemon trainer/researcher with a noivern

my little pony fim: fluttershy 

i can’t think of any more characters i relate to which is ridiculous because i know there are way more??????????

do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?

i actually do like my name, and think it fits me. well, my first name at least. 

do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?

i don’t really even think of my self as a human being on good days im a bat or krogan and on bad days im a human wasting of space 

are you religious/spiritual?

spiritual yes. religious, ???????????? it’s complicated 

do you care about your ethnicity?

im white as fuck and the only person who really had much of a connection with their nationality was my grandma (who even then was american born) who made pierogies and kielbasa so not really. but i do love some pierogies holy shit 

what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?

sara bareilles means everything to me. like a good 25% of the reason i keep living right now is because sara once tweeted at me to keep going and i can’t disappoint her you know?? owl city and taylor swift were also really helpful for me during middle/high school. also, disney and broadway/musical soundtracks. 

are you an artist?

yes! i consider myself a hobby artist as far as visual art, but i love to write and hope to be a published author. 

do you have a creed?

i dont think so??

describe your ideal day.

i wake up without anxiety, and i go outside and explore the woods, or a meadow, or a large, open cave. afterwards, i go home and play video games or write or draw for a while, before eventually going to sleep with at least one (probably many) animal(s) on my bed and maybe also my spouse who knows 

dog person or cat person?

YES

inside or outdoors?

in theory, outdoors. but i tend to stay inside lmao 

are you a musician?

no man i have 0 musical talent 

five most influential books over your lifetime.

inside the animal mind by george page 

percy jackson series and kane chronicles series by rick riordan

guardians of ga’hoole series by kathryn lasky 

warrior cats series by erin hunter 

and also a mention to @thesylverlining​‘s chameleon moon series- working with these books is a big deal to me and i’m so glad i’ve been able to be even a small part in making them happen

if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?

i think that loving animals is part of me, and autism is genetic so that would be there too. but otherwise, uhh, yeah definitely lmao 

would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?

probably, i don’t really act as guarded here lmao 

what’s your patronus?

i can’t remember what i got when i took the ~official quiz~ but it would probably be a big cat. alternately, a bat or a crocodilian. maybe a bird. 

which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?

i like to think ravenclaw but im definitely a hufflepuff. huffleclaw?? also im pukwudgie-horned serpent cusp at ilvermorny (chose serpent) 

would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?

if anything, probably the pokemon world. or in the mass effect universe, as a krogan. lots of places would be better than here though...

do you love easily?

YEP YEAH probably too easily, platonically at least. romantic feelings are harder for me to pinpoint. 

list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.

worrying, procrastinating (latently), procrastinating (actively), normal human functions i guess

how often would you want to see your family every year?

don’t have the spoons to tackle that shit right now lmao 

have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?

um im a krogan not an asari?? 

could you live as a hermit?

i’d like to think so but probably not 

how would you describe your gender/sexuality?

gender is cis female. sexuality is panromantic asexual with a slight question mark noise at the asexual part 

do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?

no

on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?

it depends... like someone tapping their pencil against the desk for two seconds will make my sensory overload kick in but like about actual Things i tend to be fairly lenient because i don’t like conflict. i tend to be friends or acquaintances with everyone 

three songs that you connect with right now.

cassiopeia by sara bareilles (mostly bc of my ryder), she used to be mine by sara bareilles, a future for the krogan from the mass effect 3 soundtrack 

pick one of your favorite quotes.

“I am not perfect, but I have purpose.” (from the tank-born krogan on grunt’s loyalty mission in mass effect 2) 

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She wore a Blue bonnet every Sunday brunch and in the spring she had bluebonnets garlanded across the hat, held on by pins, and bluebonnets garlanded around her neck. Regardless of party size or season, she always waited for her favorite waiter, smiling and watching, flirting as he passed even as she waited. She wanted him but he showed her no real affection beyond the little he gave for his oversized tips. His favors were generally spent elsewhere, except one night she came at closing time, not like her at all, drunk and alone, also not her way, drinking yes but socially and always, always in someone else's company. He was cut before close and drinking and the two commingled at the bar over drinks and apps, enthralled with each other, too close, sly, sidewards glances, casual touches as if they knew each other for years and in a way they had. One thing, the other and then he is gone in the night, bumping into her gilded bird cage, slipping out as her husband slippedin, another satisfied customer.

Seasons pass and she has been gone, but she is back with her blue bonnet, blue bonnet garlands and a blue eyed baby girl (hazel really) but otherwise alone, slightly disheveled but not penniless, her ex's jokes about immaculate conception aside, he left her the house and the city she was borne in, much like her mother.

The waiter both spouses had enjoyed was as usual, oblivious. Oh, she has a baby now but not oh is it mine, it's been nearly a year. Flit, little flit. Someone else is aware enough for you. You both had started as bussers together but you had risen to head waiter quickly, regardless of your age. The busser had stayed part time busing, chatter of keyboard filling most of his days and nights. Like lady blue bonnet, it was just one tryst, really but it had left a mark as well, love, jealousy, sometimes rage simmering even when they were feet apart and busser smiled to waiter as if nothing was wrong.

But wrong didn't quite cut it. Busser had started hunting, blue eyed babes, blue chokers, blue garlands. Anger, jealousy and wrong, not cutting the mustard here, as he cut mustard dress or mustard greens, kissing the blue eyed flesh with his blade, with bluebonnets garlanded around the throat, in the hair. He doesn't know why or how it started but when was not a question.

Ides then equinox, those were the first two, nearly a week apart. Then guilt and panic, but he was so careful and so... No attention, no arrest, but he paused, anger quelled.

A year passes and then he strikes again, something about the bluebonnets around her neck, now around her daughter's neck, the faux intimacy of waiter, lady blue and he spikes again, while smiling on the outside. He questions himself as he works, why, why am I so outraged? Why the bluebonnets and not the rest of the year?

He questions all day but even back home, chitter chatter on the key board, he is enthralled by the visioned blue, blue eyes, blue hat, blue covered neck, his hands taking his revenge.

He starts. He had fallen asleep in his chair. He looks around rubbing his eyes. Blue flashes in his vision then he remembers, not one but two last night, left to be found, wrapped as presents on display this time, not hidden like the others. What was wrong with him? Should he turn himself in? No too much of a coward. Didn't want any jcs confusing their importance like in that UK novel. No but he remembers but doesn't remember doing it, it was like he was compelled, yes, but outside of himself as well, not controlling events. But it's what he wanted. Was it? He thought, I'll quit. That's it. I'll quit.

His computer screens lights up with a short message, "I want more."

"Who are you?" He types.

"I watch, that's all you need to know. I watch and I want more."

"No, I'm quitting."

"What no mock innocence? No it wasn't me?"

"No." He looks down and swallows, head down in shame as if discussing this face to face. "How do you watch?"

"Does it matter? I want more."

This goes back and forth for a bit then they agree, small measures to keep everyone satisfied. No special equipment, no videoing, just do the deed and he'll watch, doesn't matter how, he'll watch, end of story.

A few more blue covered bodies show up but then the blue fields are dying and then the dying stops.

Interlude, intermezzo. Click of keyboard, click of potential, fork. These and other sounds define his life. She comes in with her baby, the waiter flirts, nothing, just work, smiles, home, click, click, drop, rinse, repeat. His online work grows, so he only busses weekends now, Saturday Sunday brunch, done by three usually. Then keyboards til three, rinse, repeat. The weekends are hard but not impossible, fun, filled with interactions for his blog, his other writing, his restaurant parody game, iOS, Android, available now.

He chuckles to himself. A call. The waiter, a chance to get hot swappable. He consents but agrees to pay for a hotel room, no one's allowed in his place, no one. Remarks have been made, hiding a body in there? But no one came in, ever. His quiet place, sanctuary.

Waiter tryst, rinse, repeat. He returns home in the am, waiter back to work after a rinse, repeat and both shower. Then, nothing, not even at weekend brunch, but there she is, toddler with her and waiter smiles at both and bus realizes, that's his kid! Is that why?...

But no communication for weeks and then he strikes, out of character, two new, ablue, tucked together on a patch of grass off the 360 where he normally sees a deer when he hikes. Then nothing again til the bluebonnets reappear, except an email voucher at Xmas for a ticket to Hawaii. He exclaims but assumes the watcher was rewarding him for the extra this year, a little bonus for his extra effort. He took a leave of absence from the restaurant but kept up his online work at the small air b n b apartment near the kahukus on the North shore of Oahu. Regular walks, some trysts but a calm month under a pleasant sky, rain or shine. A lady with an Adam's Apple, one without but the rest fitting his usual appetites. No rage, no jealousy, no real intimacy not like the waiter but yeah that was faux and maybe these were real? Repeat visitors at his door by some and when had he had anyone over at home? But the month passed, super slow but it passed and then he was back on the long flight across the ocean, lax, then aus. He typed a smiley face on his screen in thanks then went to bed, exhausted from the flight. He awoke to a bluebonnet emoji on his screen and then an image of the soccer field on Pickle campus. A field of blue and he knew what to do.

This time it was methodical, no rage, no jealousy. He had extended his leave of absence from the restaurant and the manager poo poo'd, an old friend, but he'd said he'd be back soon, just needed a break. No wait staff communique but that person never even crossed his mind. He played in the hills below the arboretum and then went home, no fuss, no guilt. Mussed perhaps but smiley face emoji.

He placed her gently in the ditch by the soccer field on Pickle campus, a short drive from home. He had had to move but only within the same complex, his asthma activated, by jackass, cigarette, the next building, jackass from a wet state not realizing he now lived in a dry state. Three a.m. flashing lights approaching, thinking he was done until he smelled the smoke. Next day, he upgraded his apartment, tossing his old, crummy furniture now smoke filled and got a new set, clothes as well. He alcohol rubbed his computer and headphones and took them to the new place. Within a week, the wet state smoker was found down the hill from his apartment overlooking the 360, soaked in alcohol, matches on the ground next to a tree a few feet away but visible, lesson hopefully obvious.

Another bonus, Jamaica, chicken jerked, he returns and decides no more restaurant. Then waiter texts, "You quit? But we started together."

"Yes, but now I'm finished."

Manager friend, later. Same response.

Healthier that way.

I was ready to be done with my blue light, blue plate specials as well but he had his watchful eye on me and the trips were fun, so I continued, bluebonnet season and an occasional extra for my viewing public of one.

My salad wedged, tossed on near yearly trips, culinary delights around the world but no delicacies of honor ala Anthony but great fun anyway. The years passed, the watchful's fascination must have passed, no reminders, no demands, no bonus at an occasional extra curricular, nothing. I still took my trips, but less frequently. I was mostly in my room, click click three am, going, writing, watching. Where had my watcher gone? I see myself on the screen, blue bonnets surrounding me and wonder, where has he gone?

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If you will to monitor the cell activity of somebody close to you, that is highly recommend for an individual Try Spy Bubble. Offer currently very best cell phone spy software that can read SMS/texts, check calls and track GPS locations!

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There are thousands of books about parenting and all of them regarding communication. While communication is important, it is not realistic to consider that our youngsters will reveal everything relating to lives, especially after an important age.

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Mobile spy software is a great method to check what spy mobile hacking software download best cell phone spy software downloads out with cell phone. Since SMS messages and calls are visible through the program, you know if you is over. You will also find out if nevertheless any trouble thanks for the program.

If this husband had used spy software for mobile phones mobilespytools.com possess known that his wife didn’t really go food shopping that cell cell phone spy software review spy software review but instead went the actual afternoon. He would have succeeded to track her location on a half-hour basis with GPS locator technology; he might have been able observe her calls as well as her SMS texting. He could have caught her red handed in the act of betrayal.

The very useful feature prefer to location unit. Usually when an employee goes the particular work, they possess a lot of reasons. Quite with this feature, you’ll know exactly when they telling inescapable fact regarding where they have been or where they end up being going especially during working hours. This is to make certain mobilespytools.com no minute of work hour is wasted. It should help increase productivity.

mobile spy software will also relay for you any photos or videos mobilespytools.com are taken inside the targeted hardware.

You can of one’s program find out the interests of your child.

This particular really is a great help in want to raise your relationship with these types of.

This program enables you to see pictures taken, applications installed and countless others.

If the child is planning on bad things, you can then be able to intervene and confront them using the program’s firelogs.

I could relate this to the entire lot of events that occurs in state policies. Corrupt Congressional staff when starts deviating from their pledged oath, the governmental security authorities do equivalent. They install some nice cell spy his or her mobile devices in order to tap their heart to heart talks. This is what I am reading on the internet newspaper by Jeff Gelles, a columnist. He too, tightly related to to the dire need for looking for such technological investigators or mobile phone spy which power us to avoid our children from ruining their people’s lives.

How performs this let impact . if your husband is cheating anyone? Men who cheat don’t communicate using lovers from land design. They are too easy to track and whether they are in or at work, opportunity of someone overhearing the conversation is simply great using such mobile spy software. They like to use cell phones because that’s just step out of area to take or develop a call. In addition, may be send text messages, that are silent and discreet. More than one cheater has texted his lover right in the of his wife without her noticing at virtually.

This cell monitoring program uses amazing technology that monitors and records all the activity of the target line. It then sends all understanding to an online server were it is stored a person personally. There is nothing complicated about SpyBubble. All you might want to do end up being install the software onto the target phone you wish to spy during. Installation is easy and only takes min’s. You can then begin tracking the details of your target phone.

Personally, conventional a mobile device spy software that’s simply very powerful, and simpler and know everything all frequently. But one that is extremely inexpensive and straightforward to consumption. Even if you aren’t the technical type. In fact it generally take a few minutes to tumble set up and continuing.

Spy applications are respected software that will allow you to furtively document all personal computer related gatherings. There is large variety of the software’s can be found now. One of several best advantages is the player help you watch your children’s activity over the internet also checking out the going to present some of the finest available spy software, you can also get the benefit of these computer system software.

Running a firm is not too easy is actually have lots of employee hiring you. Employees are hard to handle, you don’t know if these are really doing their job right. Messengers for instance, they can say that they got caught from a traffic precisely why he went back to business office late, having said that he is solely wandering around the mall. Having spy software on his mobile phone will explain his location because of the GPS. A person text or call his number, all the data in order to sent your online mobile spy facebook poker chips.

You preferably should keep to mind about the problems of using mobile spy pc. Apart from the legal problems you can face dependant on where your life, you will have a hard time justifying your act to your loved ones if they find about these. Which means you need the these provided you have a valid reason and enough proof that some thing is not right. You will simple can’t use it on any body and everybody using a reason.

One of the things that which can be done of course is to rely during your innate detective sense and skills. Absolutely nothing is wrong with old fashion snooping around to obtain the truth from anyone. Because you and your spouse sleep the actual world same house, then you might have plenty of chances to percieve her cellular phone if is actually away or is not are you looking. A good memory will help so it is simple to remember the phone numbers some other details without necessity to remove notes. You are likely to have just a minutes to attain such a job so you must act in a hurry.

Before I prepared to inform boss my accident, things took a turn for that better. Jim, my colleague reminded me about the mobile spy package. What a bird-head, how could I forget this crucial element on my phone. I logged on top of the software online account, with calls and text messages listed needless to say. I inferred the guy, named Tom,who noticed my phone was simply a naughty boy from the information showed. Decreased I got back my phone when I sent him the information that I knew about him as well as the boy terrified to half death. I forgave this boy when he did not use my phone for nefarious usages.

And the good thing about it actuality it’s undetectable by the teens while using phone. They’ll never precisely how their parents know who they may be hanging out with and what they are doing. They will also be perplexed at the timing of punishments and some tips their parents can tell their buddies from their bad ones.

That day, when she came back from her school, I showed her all those unpredictable SMS text messages, contacts that they were received or sent, and also the unexplainable pictures from her cell unit. At that moment, it was hard for of us to admit that I spied tiny daughter however i made her realize which i did it for her good. I also told her about Brian, who was his school tutor. He a criminal record of murdering his darling. She was shocked to make sure that I i went to this extent to find out the reality about John. The cell phone mobile spy software even monitored her visits to his place too.

It’s only reasonable that people get worried regarding protection of our own youngsters. Discover see accidents and kidnappings in the news, they never consider that it will probably to occur to them. We all, from the other hand, have been educated by life these types of types of things do occur and also could all right happen to little your personal.

If you will to monitor the cell activity of somebody close to you, that is highly recommend for an individual Try Spy Bubble. Offer currently very best cell phone spy software that can read SMS/texts, check calls and track GPS locations!

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Cell Phone Spy Software Review – Blackberry Spy – Brilliant Mobile Spy Software Try On Mobilespytools web-site

There are thousands of books about parenting and all of them regarding communication. While communication is important, it is not realistic to consider that our youngsters will reveal everything relating to lives, especially after an important age.

SPY MOBILE HACKING SOFTWARE DOWNLOAD LEARN HOW WITH MOBILESPYTOOLS

Mobile spy software is a great method to check what spy mobile hacking software download best cell phone spy software downloads out with cell phone. Since SMS messages and calls are visible through the program, you know if you is over. You will also find out if nevertheless any trouble thanks for the program.

If this husband had used spy software for mobile phones mobilespytools.com possess known that his wife didn’t really go food shopping that cell cell phone spy software review spy software review but instead went the actual afternoon. He would have succeeded to track her location on a half-hour basis with GPS locator technology; he might have been able observe her calls as well as her SMS texting. He could have caught her red handed in the act of betrayal.

The very useful feature prefer to location unit. Usually when an employee goes the particular work, they possess a lot of reasons. Quite with this feature, you’ll know exactly when they telling inescapable fact regarding where they have been or where they end up being going especially during working hours. This is to make certain mobilespytools.com no minute of work hour is wasted. It should help increase productivity.

mobile spy software will also relay for you any photos or videos mobilespytools.com are taken inside the targeted hardware.

You can of one’s program find out the interests of your child.

This particular really is a great help in want to raise your relationship with these types of.

This program enables you to see pictures taken, applications installed and countless others.

If the child is planning on bad things, you can then be able to intervene and confront them using the program’s firelogs.

I could relate this to the entire lot of events that occurs in state policies. Corrupt Congressional staff when starts deviating from their pledged oath, the governmental security authorities do equivalent. They install some nice cell spy his or her mobile devices in order to tap their heart to heart talks. This is what I am reading on the internet newspaper by Jeff Gelles, a columnist. He too, tightly related to to the dire need for looking for such technological investigators or mobile phone spy which power us to avoid our children from ruining their people’s lives.

How performs this let impact . if your husband is cheating anyone? Men who cheat don’t communicate using lovers from land design. They are too easy to track and whether they are in or at work, opportunity of someone overhearing the conversation is simply great using such mobile spy software. They like to use cell phones because that’s just step out of area to take or develop a call. In addition, may be send text messages, that are silent and discreet. More than one cheater has texted his lover right in the of his wife without her noticing at virtually.

This cell monitoring program uses amazing technology that monitors and records all the activity of the target line. It then sends all understanding to an online server were it is stored a person personally. There is nothing complicated about SpyBubble. All you might want to do end up being install the software onto the target phone you wish to spy during. Installation is easy and only takes min’s. You can then begin tracking the details of your target phone.

Personally, conventional a mobile device spy software that’s simply very powerful, and simpler and know everything all frequently. But one that is extremely inexpensive and straightforward to consumption. Even if you aren’t the technical type. In fact it generally take a few minutes to tumble set up and continuing.

Spy applications are respected software that will allow you to furtively document all personal computer related gatherings. There is large variety of the software’s can be found now. One of several best advantages is the player help you watch your children’s activity over the internet also checking out the going to present some of the finest available spy software, you can also get the benefit of these computer system software.

Running a firm is not too easy is actually have lots of employee hiring you. Employees are hard to handle, you don’t know if these are really doing their job right. Messengers for instance, they can say that they got caught from a traffic precisely why he went back to business office late, having said that he is solely wandering around the mall. Having spy software on his mobile phone will explain his location because of the GPS. A person text or call his number, all the data in order to sent your online mobile spy facebook poker chips.

You preferably should keep to mind about the problems of using mobile spy pc. Apart from the legal problems you can face dependant on where your life, you will have a hard time justifying your act to your loved ones if they find about these. Which means you need the these provided you have a valid reason and enough proof that some thing is not right. You will simple can’t use it on any body and everybody using a reason.

One of the things that which can be done of course is to rely during your innate detective sense and skills. Absolutely nothing is wrong with old fashion snooping around to obtain the truth from anyone. Because you and your spouse sleep the actual world same house, then you might have plenty of chances to percieve her cellular phone if is actually away or is not are you looking. A good memory will help so it is simple to remember the phone numbers some other details without necessity to remove notes. You are likely to have just a minutes to attain such a job so you must act in a hurry.

Before I prepared to inform boss my accident, things took a turn for that better. Jim, my colleague reminded me about the mobile spy package. What a bird-head, how could I forget this crucial element on my phone. I logged on top of the software online account, with calls and text messages listed needless to say. I inferred the guy, named Tom,who noticed my phone was simply a naughty boy from the information showed. Decreased I got back my phone when I sent him the information that I knew about him as well as the boy terrified to half death. I forgave this boy when he did not use my phone for nefarious usages.

And the good thing about it actuality it’s undetectable by the teens while using phone. They’ll never precisely how their parents know who they may be hanging out with and what they are doing. They will also be perplexed at the timing of punishments and some tips their parents can tell their buddies from their bad ones.

That day, when she came back from her school, I showed her all those unpredictable SMS text messages, contacts that they were received or sent, and also the unexplainable pictures from her cell unit. At that moment, it was hard for of us to admit that I spied tiny daughter however i made her realize which i did it for her good. I also told her about Brian, who was his school tutor. He a criminal record of murdering his darling. She was shocked to make sure that I i went to this extent to find out the reality about John. The cell phone mobile spy software even monitored her visits to his place too.

It’s only reasonable that people get worried regarding protection of our own youngsters. Discover see accidents and kidnappings in the news, they never consider that it will probably to occur to them. We all, from the other hand, have been educated by life these types of types of things do occur and also could all right happen to little your personal.

If you will to monitor the cell activity of somebody close to you, that is highly recommend for an individual Try Spy Bubble. Offer currently very best cell phone spy software that can read SMS/texts, check calls and track GPS locations!

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What’s something someone can do that makes you melt? Show their affection for their s/o in front of their friends.

What are you listening to right now?

Some movie.

If you won a lot of money on the lottery, what would you buy first? I wouldn’t I’d pay off my student loans.

Could you forgive a boyfriend or friend who physically hurt you?

I’ve done that I’d never do it again.

What’s your greatest fear? Dying alone and no one finding my body for years.

Has anyone upset you in the last week? Yes.

What’s the best thing about you? I don’t know I don’t really like anything about me right now.

What’s your favorite drink? Water.

What are you going to do tomorrow?

I don’t know. I never really have anything to do because I still can’t find work.

What are you craving?

Sleep but I’m afraid I’ll miss the text I’m waiting for because I know my phone won’t wake me.

How did you sleep last night? Not well at all.

What was the first thing you thought this morning? Just wondering what time it was.

If your favorite food gave you pain, made you have acne, etc., would you still eat it? Nope.

Have you ever been judged on something you wore?

Yes.

Are you a timid person? Oh yeah.

Think QUICK what word begins with c? Cunt. I’m sorry it was literally the first word that came to mind lmao.

Are you a funny person? Sometimes.

Ever heard of Hollister? Yea,

Be honest, do you go for looks more or personality? Both.

Ever been so upset but didn’t understand why? Yeah, it’s called chronic depression. <--

Are you a flirty person? Sometimes.

Are you homophobic? Nope.

Ever had a rumor spread about you? Yes.

Are you a gossiper? Sometimes. It depends on who we’re talking about.

Has anyone ever pulled your pants down in public? No.

Ever had the ‘birds and the bees’ talk with your parents? Nope. Mom started and I asked if we could finisht hat talk later she said yes and we never finished it lmao.

How would you react if someone said you ruined their life? I don’t know it really depends on who said I.

Do you get upset if people say nasty things about you? Yea.

Are you a sympathetic person? Sometimes.

Have you ever said “I’m gonna kill myself” but was too scared to?

Yea. Like I don’t go around saying it constantly but I have said that and not done it.

Ballet dance or hip hop dance? I don’t dance but I find hip hop better.

What’s currently bothering you right now? I’m bored and tired but I can’t sleep right now.

What is the most athletic you’ve done?

I used to play soccer a lot.

Do you remember the first conversation you ever had with the person you currently have feelings for? Yes. It was awkward but somehow didn’t stay awkward for long.

Do you like to drink herbal tea?

I don’t like tea.

If you’re home alone, do you still close/lock the door when you use the bathroom?

Yes.

What your favorite thing to have on toast?

Peanut butter..

Has anyone ever hung up on you? Yes.

Have you ever been to a concert? Yea.

Can you speak more than one language? If so, what other language(s)? I can kind of speak French and Spanish and German but I wish I knew how to speak them better.

Are you talking to anyone right now? Nope.

If so, how do you feel about them? -

Do you know anyone who skateboards? Yes.

Do you ever sing when you’re alone? Yea.

What’s the stupidest song you’ve listened to today?

I haven’t listened to music yet.

Are you listening to music, currently? Nope.

How do you feel about the song? -

When someone teases you do you frown or give an amazing comeback? Depends on who’s teasing me.

Do you think you can sing? Some things. Some songs I know I just can’t sing.

Do you have any talent? No.

Do you like someone who doesn’t like you back? Nope.

Do you think you’re better looking than some other people? Than some sure. <--

Do you think it’s still cheating if you’re in another city or country? Yes.

Do you like dancing? Nope.

What’s your favorite zoo animal? I don’t have one.

How is your hair currently styled? Down and wet because I just showered like half an hour ago.

How long are your showers (on average)? Like 20-25 minutes depending on if I have to shave too.

East or West? I live closer to the east coast but I wish I lived closer to the west coast.

What did you do last night? Nothing but sleep.

Do you have any college or future plans? Nope.

Do you like your music loud? Sometimes.

What are you allergic to? Shellfish.

What was the last movie you watched? Whatever this movie that’s on is. I don’t know the name of it though.

Would you recommend it? I don’t know it’s boring to me but so are most movies.

How do you feel about Bob Marley? I don’t really listen to any of his stuff.

Do you ever stay up late just to be awake? I don’t anymore but I used to. Now I love my sleep like you would not believe.

What do you want to name your children? I don’t want kids. <--

Would you ever write a letter to someone you haven’t met yet, like your future spouse? No.

Did the last movie you watched make you cry? Nope.

Can you type and text with fake nails? I can but not as quickly as I can without them.

Are you a good swimmer? Yes.

Do you get upset when a pet fish dies? I don’t have a pet fish anymore and when I did I was too young to understand what death really was.

What are you always thinking about? Lots of things.

Do you sleep on the couch some nights? Nope. I cant sleep all night on the couch I swear age is catching up to me already because that hurts the back.

Did your mom sing to you when you were young? Yes.

Is science your favorite subject?

Aside from math, it was my least favourite. <-- same.

Do you know the difference between a simile and a metaphor? Yes.

Do you carry a mirror in your purse? Sometimes like if I  did my makeup really good or wore more makeup than normal.

Do you believe that there is beauty in everything? Yes.

When you’re really worked up, what do you do to relax? Sleep or listen to music,

Have you ever walked around your house pretending you were on cribs, talking to yourself? Nope lmfao.

Would you rather spend the day watching movies or on an intense hike? Intense hike I hate sitting around watching movies.

Did you ever try the cereal Special K? Nope.

Think of the last person you kissed, was it memorable? Nope.

If you could meet any celebrity, who would it be? Amy Winehouse.

Who’s your favorite character on One Tree Hill? Never seen an episode. <--

Are you more of a ketchup or dill pickle chips type? Dill Pickle chips.

For $300 would you wear just a bra and underwear to school? Yes.

Who do you think is hotter, Ben Stiller or Jim Carrey? Neither.

Are you one of those chicks that are always wearing a hoodie? Not always no.

You are seeing a guy for 5 months, you find out he’s “seeing” someone else, do you care? Or course I would.

Did you ever hear of the band ‘Funeral For A Friend’? Nope.

Or how about, ‘From First To Last’? Nope.

You have the choice of being poor but happy, or rich but miserable. Which is it? Rich and miserable tbh. I would take money over happiness.

Would you rather change places with Ellen DeGeneres or Oprah for a week? Ellen because she seems more fun and in still compared to Oprah.

The first time you smoked, did you cough like a fool? Nope. It’s not hard to know how to inhale.

Would you say guys like you more because you’re hot, funny, or nice? I don’t know why guys like me at all lmao.

When you were younger did you have a Neopets account? I did indeed. <--

When was the last time you actually went on that site? When I was like 11.

If you had to pick, which name would you name your child, Laura or Lauren? Laura but I don’t want kids.

What about boys, Brian or Benji? Benji. Brian reminds me of that overweight lonely kid who grows up to be a video game nerd that lives in his parents’ basement.

Would you be more likely to be considered outgoing or shy by your classmates? Shy.

Would it be any different if it was your friends who were answering that? Yes. I’m really outgoing when it comes to being around my friends.

Did you ever actually watch that show on MTV, ‘Pants Off Dance Off’? Never even heard of it so no.

If you were famous, which celebrity would you like to hang out with? Miley Cyrus she seems entertaining,

Who do you think is prettier, Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock? Sandra Bullock. I can’t stand Julia Roberts – she’s one of those actresses that will actually deter me from watching a movie. <-- I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO FELT THIS WAY.

Why is that guys can fuck around and it’s cool, but when girls do it they’re sluts? Sexism. <_-

Do you like Lady Gaga’s style or music better? Music.

Would you rather live without your Facebook or Tumblr?

Tumblr because I use Facebook more than I use Tumblr.

Do you think girls with short hair are less good looking than those with long hair? I’m gonna get strung up and hanged for this but yes.

Have you ever held an uncommon pet before (ex: mouse, spider, snake, lizard)?  Nopenopenopenope.

Would you rather eat only cereal or only toast for the rest of your life? Cereal. I don’t like toast that much.I can only have it like once a month or so.

Does it annoy you when people brag about the shit they got? Yes.

Do you have more friends or acquaintance Acquaintances.