#so i make it all yalls problem 🤣

[bishiglomper]

I feel like shit. Mentally and physically.

I think my mother seriously has some kind of personality disorder going on. This family throws around "narcissist" as often as autistic, especially about my father but now I'm wondering if thats not my mother. I think she's autistic sure, but the shit she did last night. Jesus. It went beyond misunderstanding.

She went to my sister, who was anxious, to tell her what she was doing for the house. I left. Because i was promised I could have 72 hours before thinking about it and i was determined not to do so.

I came back later to find my sister crying. She is overwhelmed. Being sick has her feeling like shes not going to be able to keep her end up because she's the one whos strong and does all the heavy lifting and labor intensive shit. She thought mom had come to tell her what she could do to lessen the load. My sister's response was something like "I'm not worried about your shit because i know you've got it under control"

Mother took extreme offense to that because she did NOT go to my sister to make her feel better, but to also be like "i dont know if I can take care of my shit" so she felt absolutely invalidated.

So obvious misunderstanding, right?

Mom comes in from smoking after this. She asks me to see her in her bedroom. I asked if it had to do with house things. She said yes. I politely declined.

She smoked again. I amended my statement, "if its about laundry or something I'll come but I'm not ready to talk about the house" thinking shes gonna tell ME her plans but i am very not ready to make plans.

Btw my sister made me shake and bake chicken so I didn't blow my bloodsugar up on pizza or something. I offer some to mom.

She snaps that she wants absolutely nothing from either of us.

..... Uhm. The fuck?

She blows up. Makes my sister blow up. Explanations come out because obviously they both had the wrong assumptions. My sister is very good about getting her point across without the use of nasty names or comments despite getting royally pissed.

You'd think mom would understand that obviously my sister meant her no invalidation over her worries, she was trying to be supportive but worried about her own responsibilities.

Round and around she went explaining how she meant no offense and that she felt bad she had hurt her feelings.

And after all that my mother is like "CAN'T WE SPEAK KINDLY TO EACHOTHER?" She says this twice.

And I had to watch my sister take a moment to compute how to answer that. Again. Because my mother was the one doing all the attacking? And she already said yes?

So where does that leave us? Groveling, of course. Wtf else are you supposed to do when you explain your intentions until you're blue in the face and they're still offended and want retribution?

Also I'm waiting to know just what tf I did to offend her too. Finally she turns to me and with the most heartstricken voice goes "I wanted to talk to you about your sister but if i can't even talk to you- what am i supposed to do if you're not in my corner?"

Btw whenever shit like this happens, if mom gets upset, she is obsesseed with me "being in her corner"

Btw she does not vibe with my style of support. Because i like getting both sides of the story so i can then tell her where the other side is coming from in attempts to quell misunderstandings. Because thats the logical (i.e, autistic) thing to do, right!?

But she literally takes this as being a "traitor". She called me one for YEARS after a fight with her sister until i told her that it upset me. She kept referencing it. Now she'll focus on the current affront instead of calling up past receipts. But still. I have learned to not say anything at all unless asked directly and otherwise pat her head and go "you're right, that's horrible what they did" even though it feels disgusting to do it.

But that's not even the worst part, once I got over my internal screaming, I said that i was promised 3 days of not panicking so i just didnt want to talk about the house. She pretty much said "WELL, YOU HAVE TO"

She pretty much left after that.

My sister then turns to me and says she is SO SORRY she did that

I'm like.. did what

Get into it with mom. Apparently it's been stewing.

She said things like "you do not get to be upset with me for having feelings" like. Completely mature and valid statements??

And shes just apologizing profusely to me.

I had to tell her she did ABSOLUTELY nothing wrong.

Jesus. The trauma this family has.

So of course because my bubble had been violently ripped away, i got up, put my braces on and tried to clean.

Unfortunately I am one of those people who need steps written out and tasks clearly defined.

So I did the basic functions I knew how to do, which is always "trash, dishes, clothes". Anything else I come across not in those categories goes in a pile behind the couch to be sorted at a later date. I only got through 1/2 the living room before i started running into nephews shit, christmas shit, or shit otherwise not able to be thrown into the random piles.

At some point mom comes up to me. I am not happy with how she treated me. I did not want to talk to her. So I'm just working, politely ignoring her and instead focusing on my panic cleaning.

And she goes "has it been 72 hours?" Like what are you cleaning for?

And I literally stopped I was so fucking baffled. Like are you fucking kidding me?

I cannot take that question as anything but narcissistic. Autism does not explain it. It's just fucked up.

So yeah I'm dying to know wtf is wrong with my mother, this requires research. I would ask her therapist, we use the same one, but I don't think she'd tell me her diagnoses directly. She only shares things like that if its in a blanket statement like "you all have codependency" 🙄

But yeah I went to bed crying, exhausted, sick. Never got to play video games at all yesterday.

And I'm still offended by my mother which is hard to hide because I just. Dont want to speak with her. I just do not have the fucking energy to mask.

I got fed up with the nephew last night. He literally does not know how to respond to anything without backtalking.

His mom hands him food and is very neutrally like "you can have the tv for an hour" and his reponse is JESUS CHRIST.

I'm like No!! The correct response is "okay" or "thanks mom" not JESUS CHRIST. Stop talking to your mother like that!

I said all this riled up but I made sure I didnt sound accusatory or anything. Just very "LISTEN TO MY WORDS"

I don't like the behavior. Its not okay. Theres no fucking reason for it.

My sister always shuts me down when i try to correct his behavior, especially if hes being a straight up asshole for no reason other than to cause harm to his mother. Like he does this on purpose, he has explained it his own fucking self. And my sister said to let him do it because "she can take it"

And then she does the placating voice, the completely whipped "let me appease you, lord" voice and begs for how to make him happy. It's ridiculous and harmful as fuck! To all parties!

I am amazed by the fact that both of her children are even capable of being sweet lovely people. Because this type of child rearing has got to create complete assholes.

I mean, there's strategic skills needed in dealing with autism, of course, but that doesnt mean he doesnt still need to learn to control what comes out of his damn mouth. 😤😤😡

Whenever i try to explain that, he literally blames his father's temper.

Bro has a questional temper but he does not talk to his child like that. Or to ANYONES face. Or abuse him. He talks ABOUT people like the bigoted asshole he can be but i digress.

It's fucking terrifying to imagine what sort of adult this is creating.

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his girlfriend evie as they go through his football career.

*this was originally a yn fic but i made some changes*

*face claim is Yasmin Quintana*

part one. part two.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Bye week beard

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user: all of a sudden i’m a football fan

> breezyevie: how i felt 4 years ago when i seen him in uniform for the first time.

user: ON TOOOOOP

user: love me some jeaux burreaux

breezyevie: STUD 🥵

> joeyb_9: you like the beard huh?

user: you’re a beast bro!

breezyevie

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breezyevie: joe beard (hot boi behavior)

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user: ur so fine

millyg: i guess now it’s go eagles

> breezyevie: it will NEVER be go eagles!

user: good luck today!

user: this dude is such a shitshow

> breezyevie: don’t make me get mean on ig.

user: praying for speedy recovery. that was tough to watch.

joeyb_9: where did you find this guy?

> breezyevie: he sat beside me in freshman orientation class and i didn’t stand a chance. total hunk. 🤩

user: overrated

breezyevie

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breezyevie: jb I hate that this is the way your first season ended, but I know you’ll be back kicking ass next season and i can’t wait to watch. i love you so much joey!

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user: send me joes number

> breezyevie: #9

> user: stop. this is funny. 🤣

user: get well soon joe!

user: sis try again because this is my man.

> breezyevie: oh that’s my b.

user: watching joe burrow play football is my favorite thing to do in life.

> breezyevie: there are few things i love more. 🧡

joeyb_9: it’s football baby.. lucky to have you with me when times are tough.

> breezyevie: 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

user: get a better o line and bulk this guy up

lahjay10_: the come back is always greater than the set back!

user: they just need to draft a new qb

user: we miss you out here joey!

> breezyevie: trust me he misses it too!!

breezyevie

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breezyevie: lots of questions about jb’s recovery… well long story short he’s a beast. y’all ain’t ready for it.

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user: such a cutie pie

user: i want him to have my babies 💋💋

> breezyevie: oh. i don’t quite think that’s how it works.

> millyg: you need to stay out of your own comments 🤣

user: so when are yall getting married?

> breezyevie: @joeyb_9 i’m trying to be an NFL wife.

user: hope he never comes back.

> breezyevie: dude. effff offf.

joeyb_9: the fun begins..

> breezyevie: go baby!

user: nice squidward hat 🤣

user: stay on the couch.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: See you in September

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user: unreal turn around!

user: need a girlfriend?

> breezyevie: it’s like i’m not even here. 😢

bengals: see you soon!!!

user: I need those fantasy points from you bro

user: this dude is dog water

> breezyevie: what an unintelligent thing to say.

user: you still suck!

breezyevie: comeback king. 👑

> joeyb_9: i wouldn’t have been able to do any of this without you.

user: Can’t wait to see you out there whoopin’ ass

breezyevie

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breezyevie: highlights.. i already miss it. i’m always so proud of you jb. 🧡🤍

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user: serious inquiry.. i’d love to smoke a backwood with joe b

joeyb_9: i love u

user: he should be posting more about you, you have stood by him for so long.

> breezyevie: this is you creating a problem where there’s no problem. (:

millyg: it’s always fly eagles fly

> breezyevie: this is becoming a serious issue

user: you are gorgeous! lucky joe!

> joeyb_9: i am so lucky

breezyevie ig stories

[godsstrongestangel]

Astro notes - 2

This post is definitely for my softies and also I'll be talking about positive side of signs I shot in my previous post

The element of your moon sign tells how other feels when they come to you during tough times

Air moons will make u forget about ur problems and lighten up the mood also makes jokes as well they are funny and u will realise things are not that serious :)

Water moons will make u feel seen and heard they will hug u n comfort u, might even cry with u :)

Earth moons will make u feel grounded and calm u will realise things aren't that bad n they can be solved :)

Fire moons are they type to motivate you and encourage with lots of positive words, they might even start speaking some quotes or wise words to fire u up :)

Venusians suns with leo moon are great to get advices if u dont like to do the thinking part they can also save u from making stupid mistakes but dont take advice from them if u r not gonna follow through cuz some yall love askin for advices but end up doin wt u wanted in the first place 😭🤣if they find out be prepared for consequences (yes there are consequences n im not telling which one)

Capricorns moon do give this vibe of being well put together, they might not be emotionally but definitely practically so u can really learn from them when it comes to making rational decisions in life.

Libra suns are great to be weird with infact they will adapt ur personality so if u want another lil u befriend a libra sun

I heard this on a reel long time ago it said that air energy is great because it can transcend but if it is underdeveloped it can become gossipy and vain so all my fellow air placement people must develop their energy

Tips for developing air energy would be - meditating, drawing, journaling ur feelings i.e. writing them down with no filter though these habits are great for everyone but its a must for air signs if u want me to explain why u can tell me I'll do it on another post

Dating an aquarius venus is great because they will give u space and freedom and also they wont loose interest in u unlike other venus signs who might give u space and adventure but will loose interest quickly as well (just make sure u tell ur aqua venus partner that u will be busy for this much time they r just happy with knowing u r theirs n please dont break their trust if u have agreed for monogamy although yall should communicate well with all signs)

Speaking of air venus communication is a must for all of them because speaking and talking is their main way of expressing their emotions

Aquarius venus might not be that possessive with their partners but they can be with their bestfriends

If you find a sagittarius sun who is not that famous it could be because they are not sagittarius dominant

Make out sessions with cancer suns can leave u feeling good (not so sure about sex though) good tip for anyone who might wanna burst into a hookup or smthng

Speaking of hookup ik its unrelated to astrology i think its much better to just make out or do oral/mutual masturbation bcuz sex itself is not that pleasurable,its overrated plus its dangerous on a spiritual level bcuz there is always a risk of soul tie u r not missing out if u dont do penetrating sex trust me on that

Now i mark the end pheww.. Just another day helpin yall with my wise words

[synamartia]

GUYS I SWEAR I'M TRYING TO FINISH SMUTMUS. I just can't stop myself from adding new things each time I try to enter the final editing stage 😭 I keep telling myself to save some bits for future stories, but fuck! It's getting too good for me to stop~ 😉 and then I get on here and get inspired to add something else, which throws me back a couple steps cause I'm trying to make sure it flows properly. SOMEONE TAKE AWAY MY PHONE- *gets smacked down*

Btdubs I've used the word "tongue" WAY too many times so if anyone could help me with synonyms or alternative ways to describe the tongue that'd be great 🥲

Be prepared though, once it's done and posted, I'mma take some time to respond to messages/comments/reblogs, catch up on some reading *looks at Hazel, Mink, & Danny* and write ESSAYS on every little detail! Yall might wanna put me on mute when that happens 🤣

I'll come back and add proper CW tags to all the teasers I release later, but for now (and just as a general rule of thumb with anything I post): MDNI! And jsyk, it WILL BE WORTH IT. I've doubled my word count from the original nine parts, and it's still growing. So. Y'know.

GET 👏 READY 👏 FOR 👏 10K+ 👏 WORDS 👏 OF 👏 ABSOLUTE 👏 FILTH 👏👏👏👏

Quickly, you turned your head and pushed yourself up. “No! No, I can…” you paused for a moment to stifle a yawn. The incident that led to all of this occurred near the end of your work day, so you were already fairly tired when this started. The unexpectedly hard orgasm wasn't helping any, but the promise of even more kept you going. Besides, you couldn't be the only one having fun here. That wouldn't be fair. “... I can keep going. I wanna keep going,” you insisted, lowering your leg as you pushed yourself up straight, turning to face him fully now. “For you.” You added, staring up at him with an amorous look that made his breath hitch in his throat for a moment. Cautiously, you raised your hands to gently cradle his face, standing on your tip toes so you could place a soft peck on his smiling lips.

Lowering yourself to stand proper now, you began to trace your hands down his neck and chest, not missing the way his muscles still tensed at your touch. It was going to take some time, you realized, to get him to a point where he welcomes your touch rather than shies away from it. You hoped that he would give you that time; outside of this incident that you so clumsily caused, of course. When your hands reached the waistband of his pants, you looked up at him and waited for his permission to continue - something small and near insignificant but nevertheless something he still appreciated. He would have to reward you for that later. Nodding his head, Alastor watched you as you slowly pushed both his trousers and briefs down past his hips, his aching cock springing from its prison and slapping lightly against his lower abdomen. He looked away for a moment, unable to hide his growing discomfort with being so bare in front of another person. Gently, you pressed on his jaw with your left hand to bring his narrowed eyes back to your face. “Hey,” you called. “You can trust me, Alastor,” you assured him, knowing full well that was only part of the problem. Mouth twitching, Alastor stared at you as you leaned in to place tender kisses to his chest, your eyes never once leaving his face as you lowered yourself to your knees before him. “I promise,” you spoke softly, hands tracing the defined muscles of his abs and gliding along the dips of his pelvic v. Bringing one hand down to rest on his thigh, your other gently wrapped around the base of his cock. Humming softly as you smiled up at him, you rubbed your cheek against his length, then grazed your lips over his leaking tip. “I just want to make you feel good,” you continued to assure him, not missing the shaky sigh he gave in response to your touches. Experimentally, you let the tip of your tongue dart past your lips and against his crying slit, his entire body tensing as one of his hands moved to tangle within your tresses while you continued to deliver kitten licks to his sensitive tip. You stared up at Alastor with such innocence in your big doe eyes; he had to bite the inside of his cheek to stop himself from forcing his cock as far down your throat as it could go. “Is that okay?” You asked after a couple more licks to his slit. “Will you let me make you feel good, Alastor?” You asked him so sweetly, voice dripping with honey as his name rolled off your devilish tongue. You really knew how to push his buttons. With a drawn out moan vibrating through his chest, you barely had time to fully open your mouth as he pushed his hips forward and guided your head down until your nose brushed against the carmine strands at his base, his head tilting back at the long anticipated sensation finally washing over him as he breathed out a singular,  “Yes!”

[shaunashipman]

I know they don't watch anything but the buddie scenes, but they have to remember that the previous breakups were well foreshadowed? like we knew from the 1st minute ana was on-screen in s5 that things weren't going well, we knew from eddie's first mention of herin 5x01 that he wasn't feeling it. if tim was planning on breaking bucktommy up just a few eps into the season, their only scene so far wouldn't have been a cute flirting scene where buck is clearly besotted. they would have shown him as some sort of conflicted during it.

How the fuck is it ONLY YALL didn’t see this coming…. Only YALL are mad…. No one lied to you. Oliver didn’t lie to you. Tim didn’t lie to you. The show didn’t lie to you. The ONLY person who did was Lou. Don’t you remember. Tim said it. He was an ENTRY relationship. Lou said they called him for 4 episodes. To do bucks bisexuality arc. The early renewal just slowed it down. The end result was always going to be the same. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Keep on crying🤡🤡🤡🤣🤡🤣🤡

first of all dumbass, maybe put quotations around the first part next time, i thought you were another idiot who couldn't figure out how to send copypastas properly and put your fake commiserating post and your ha-ha you lost post in the same ask.

i think the fact that the entire GA is also confused by the break-up says that it wasn't foreshadowed. and no, i'm not gonna take what was said at the very beginning of the arc when they didn't know how big the backlash from the GA was gonna be as indication of how the relationship was gonna end.

they didn't need to take the relationship into s8. they could have not brought lou back past his initial 4 eps. they could have done an off-screen break-up between seasons. i said they wouldn't because it would put oliver back on the hamster wheel which they said they didn't want, but then they went and did this and proved they're fine putting buck back on the wheel.

the GA doesn't read all those interviews. half the GA is still confused about whether the break-up is final or now because the show was that fucking unclear about it that they had to have the actors clarify in the interviews.

my only problem was giving the show too much credit with their writing, i thought it was better than this, but the GA seems to agree with me that this episode was ass, even outside of the break-up. i'm so sorry i had faith that tim knew how to properly plot out stories, i'll be sure to never put my trust in him again.

p.s that post of mine you (aren't) quoting up there? from 2 weeks ago. stop hate reading my blog babe. like, you won, what are you doing here? or have buddies made spreading hate their entire identity, and now you don't know how to actually have fun in your fandom? poor buddies all you know how to do is stalk the pages of ppl who are actually enjoying themselves, you've pavlov'd yourselves into being unable to get serotonin from your actual ship and can only get it by being a miserable cunt in ppl's inboxes. hope you fix that soon so you stop having to be that absolute loser that everybody makes fun of in the gc 🫶

[not-goldy]

I hope Jimin had sex with a woman at least once in his life because it would be just unfair if no woman ever had him 😔 all of this gentleness, pleasing and teasing tendencies, carefulness, piercing and a bit scary intensity, gorgeous out if this world eyes and lips, strong and enduring body, excellent self control, passion, sensuality, dancing skills, powerful and hard inner core, emotional intelligence and everything else. People really love to ignore that he is a damn great sugar daddy. He loves spoiling people he loves. The only problem I have with jikook as a couple is the fact that they damn surely would be monogamous and possessive of each other which means no heterosexual sexual intercourse for Jimin on the side 😔 no big soft female boobs but jk's 😔 no lucky woman to have Jimin 😔 what about feminism??? Why should we as women suffer because jk doesn't share??? It's honestly rude, insensitive and inconsiderate of our feelings.

Saying it as an extremely possessive, monogamous and territorial person, but Jimin NEEDS to be for the streets, he NEEDS to be shared and loved by many, especially women, he SHOULD have a harem so as many gorgeous people as possible can show him their love

(Please, Jimin, if you are reading it from your barracks, just one chance, bro, just one...)

Ooooohhh he can be my sugar daddy bark bark woof woof arrrrooooooooooooooooooooooooo🤭🤭🤭🤭

This is the craziest shit I ever read 😩🤣🤣🤣

But why the emphasis on women though like bitch fight for yourself this ain't a movement

Also you make it sound like only women deserve nice things but like yall can't even throw it back like that🙄

That's it, I'm sending you to the mental ward😩🤣

[aheathen-conceivably]

you know, it's kind of painful to see Jo's internal struggle. But what about Gio? Does he feel this her tension or is he really happy with the way things are?

Hello again my dearest and thank you for your question! You know I haven’t forgotten about my favorite sad boy, and I’m glad to see you haven’t either. Time to grab a chair and get ready for today’s Ted Talk with a Heathen…

Actually we gunna go under the cut cause yall I rambled to oblivion and beyond, who woulda guessed? 🤣

As it stands, Gio is very happy with the way things are. Except he’s only able to do this by more or less ignoring Jo’s feelings (because despite her best attempts to hide it, it’s still palpable to anyone who loves her), or writing it off as something else (which we see him do in the most recent post).

You see, Gio knows he’s at least partially responsible for Jo’s unhappiness. He knows he lied to her and more or less manipulated her to get what he wanted even if he’s able to tell himself part of it was for everyone’s safety/happiness. It’s something that he struggled with during the early part of the decade, but now that she’s seemingly adjusted and very purposefully trying to hide her true feelings, Gio has accepted his actions and embraced their new lives.

Because at least at this point in his life, Gio wants what he conceives to be the American Dream. He thinks it’s the key to happiness and success, and as we’ll see, is very deeply rooted in his own internal struggles and past. Part of this is embodied in his journey out West, the classic American idea that he can own land and “make it” simply through hard work and will. With over a year left on his loan maturation, Gio is happy with his position on his farm. Thanks to Zelda (which he’s very aware of and thankful to her), at least that aspect of his American dream has come true.

Now of course the secondary part of the “classic” American dream is that Gio wants a family. As discussed here, Gio is fine with not having children. Mostly for that reason, their current living situation works very well for him. Gio is gregarious and social, fond of having friends always nearby. He’s living with his best friends and niece, all of whom he loves spending time with and satiates the need to be surrounded by family (since he may have issues with his own 👀).

But beyond that, Gio wants a wife. He wants what he’s been told is the core and central unit to living a fulfilling life and making all his dreams come true. He is also still naive enough to think that it will solve many of he and Jo’s problems, because he’s absolutely convinced that life can be improved by the virtue of certain choices alone. And as Jo astutely realizes in the last post:

Gio has seemingly gotten what he’s always wanted: his own land, a family, and the wife that eluded him so many times before. He’s buried his guilt from what he did to get it, and his life is more or less stable. He thinks he has little to worry about, other than maybe the loan in a year or two, continuing to provide for his found family, and emotionally supporting Josephine so long as it doesn’t pop the bubble that he’s finally gotten what he wanted.

His American dream has seemingly come true. Only he’s sacrificed the women he loves to get it, and he hasn’t realized it yet.

[mrs-monaghan]

Classy high maintenance wife 🤣🤣🤣

But tell me Jimin is not a high maintained baby

1. That day rest all boys doing something to cook that chicken while mimi just stood inside kitchen with his husband who was preparing sauce, dressed in his pretty sweater jacket and dangle earrings. And immediately went to taste once it was finished 😭 the only thing he did was holding a torch outside..

2. He only knows to cook rice, ramen and do his steak while JK knows to do A to Z chores in kitchen. I bet he don't have to literally ANYTHING if he's with JK lol. Even if he tried to do something you have a Jeon warning him about scissors and knifes 🤡

3. You have princess not having to worry about carrying heavy bags as he has a man who's ready to carry any heavy stuffs for him. Princess giving orders to carry him around, giving order to protect him. And sitting on his neck as punishment if he didn't do what princess says ???

😂😂😂 anon means this post I just made. Yall don't get it. Jimin is spoilt. So so spoilt. Y'all don't get how spoilt Jimin is by JK. JK doesn't let that man do anything. Its like the sweetest, most endearing shit I've ever seen.

Y'all are probably tired of me bringing this up but I just love it sm! JK making the bed for Jimin and Jimin only. I talk about it Here and Here. And it will probably come up again I'm sorry 🤭🤭 it's a favourite Jikook moment of mine.

The rest can take care of their own shit, it ain't JK's problem. But Mimi? Mimi gets everything done for him.

We all know of that one moment in run bts when Jin said the box was heavy when giving it to Jimin and JK immediately stood up ready to grab it himself?

(@chicknbunny13 😘)

Well that reminds me of this moment here:

JK seemed a bit worried to me that Jimin was carrying Jin. Usually he'd be laughing harder than that at a situation like this.

This one always makes me laugh

JK doesn't even look at Jimin even though he has both their bags 🤭🤭🤭 Jimin is JK's baby y'all shut up. Shut up!

[zzencat]

Hi, I'm here for the free reading! I'm N, taurus sun

For the asks:

1. What does my crush M.S (capricorn, she/her) feels for me?

2. What will happen between us in August?

3. What is her next move regarding me?

Thank you so much

what’s good N, thank you for joining the game! i come bearing gifts, sire, and plenti of guuud news :)

what does ms think of you:

note: a lot of cards were coming out so i think she has a lot to say abt you!

ok let’s go!!! THE LOVERS CAME OUT!!! happy happy news fam! but she also thinks you need to chill sometimes 🤣 no, i mean that literally—you need to chill fr. calm down yk? rest yourself.

she might even think you’re cruel sometimes or maybe you struggle with arrogance issues or have in the past, but all of which i’d just mentioned is what’s holding you back from reaching your highest potential. you could be her ideal lover, which is also good news. she might think that you’re struggling to approach that line of love, and that maybe you’re taking your time and being careful with approaching it. you might also be really quick or impulsive with words or thoughts. maybe you have a lot of ideas that you express quickly. maybe you’re witty and come up with things on the spot. either way, you move quick in the ideas department. you might also be the type to pick fights easily for whatever reason or be some sort of instigator for it. you might be blind to the problems you cause or you dip out when it happens. whatever it is, you could use some work on it.

what’s to expect in august + her next moves:

to be honest? A LOT. cards well hella flying out and it was aggressive too. you guys might…get into some reallllly intimate moments with each other. it seems like you might make a lot of the decisions going forward. you might feel lonely or uncertain at some points, some doubt here and there. you’re gonna have some anxiety for sure, but there’s going to be soooo much going on, a lot of activity on your side. the more masculine energy in this relationship will move forward with HEAT. consider your actions and plan out carefully for august, ok fam? if you get that down, you’ll move with ease. you’ll struggle with moments of indecision, but those moments are for you to think carefully in. you’re gonna need it. time alone to reflect will be crucial to help you calm down from whatever events occurred throughout the day and how you plan on moving forward. it feels strong tho. the choices are pretty much up to you. also, expect a lot of attraction and lust.

ok so… on her part, she’s honestly gonna be chilling, likely not doing as much as you are bc she’s more anxious and fearful. scared of rejection. she might be ghosting sometimes or “in hiding” bc she’s just nervous. she might be focused on the foundation of her material worth or worried about the status of yall’s relationship. she’ll be timid and fearful but will take some shots here and there. it’ll be a struggle tho so she might not even. she might be asking for a lot of help and advice from friends or people who have been in similar situations. she’s going to lead with emotion this month. she likely won’t know how to express things to you moving forward. she’ll have a hard time sharing her ideas and communicating, almost going full shell crab mode. she might even act odd as hell at times and you’ll be confused like “tf is happening?” but it’s just a cope mech. going on so keep an eye out for that.

ok so your advice is to make room for her to come into your life. leave anything negative behind and don’t look back. you’re honestly going to have to do most of the pursuing at this point forward. i should also remind you that you are loved too and you deserve as much love as possible. take it in proudly and appreciatively. make sure to not only have fun in the moment, but to appreciate it as it’s happening. accept whatever love and happiness is coming your way! don’t brush it down and underplay it.

other than that, you basically have this in the bag! you might feel like retreating at times just bc she is, but if you really want this relationship, you have to go full force buddy. you got this! good luck to you N, there’s no stopping now!! 🤩🤩

[dearweirdme]

https://www.tumblr.com/dearweirdme/760352758766485504/ive-been-scrolling-through-your-ask-for-a?source=share

I've struck a nerve here didn't I? Since you thought your answer sooo smart let's break this sht down a little bit k?

"Maybe because jikookers are busy with the show and have more to talk about than arguing with taekookers who don’t even know what they believe? Don’t compare the time when we had enough time to spare because of no content to now when we actually have something more worth our while than arguing about ships with a bunch of conspiracy theorists / flat earthers."

So you do agree that apart from arguing with tkkrs yall have nothing else to do in your life right? You do agree that after this show is done and you find yourself having nothing else to do you're still gonna come back and use the same fckass argument that nobody wants to listen to right? And stop lying by saying jkkrs are focusing on the show. They are not😭. They are busy hating on Taehyung and "debunking" some taekook moments that present in the show.

The projection💀. Coming from a bunch of people who for years have made it their duty to call Jikook “fanservice” on one day, “barely even friends” on another and then “brothers” on the next. You see what I mean when I say it is useless arguing with people who don’t even know what they believe? Nobody has to say that about taekook because it is and always has been clear from day one what the nature of their relationship is and the only ones who cannot see it or maybe can see it but are refusing to accept it is tkkrs.

Projection of what???? "Fanservice" because yes that's what happen when you wanna entertain fans. "Barely even friends" jikook are close friends in the same group I thought that was clear for all of us. " brothers" 😂 I hope you didn't think we mean blood Brothers. Because yes those two love each other and have been relying on each other for years and call themselves family. So....brothers. And see how you brought it back on taekook? This is what I'm talking about anon. When we confront yall about something concerning your ships that make you insecure you try to spin it off on the other ship as if it's going to change the reality. You can't even answer it without using the same dang comparison.

Lmoo! Sure Jan. Convincing yourself that in the big year of 2024 any jikooker is still insecure about taekook is really cute. Alot has happened within the past two years to clear any doubt about that from any jikooker’s mind lol. Quiet honestly, some of you think Jikookers are insecure about taekook but it’s honestly not taekook that is jikookers problem but it’s taekookers that Jikookers find annoying. No jikooker is cracking their heads about two friends. So yea it is abundantly clear that taekook are just friends and the show once again confirmed that us.

When you started answering my ask the FIRST thing that you said was that yall jikkrs had nothing to do back then before the show was released so that's why you were on our ask. Doesn't that scream insecurity?? If you don't believe in taekook and you think we're sooo over our head, get over it!! Why are you on our ask trying to convince us?? If there's something that your community has been doing is cracking their head about something that don't concern them🤣🤣. Hence them going around and mocking us, focusing more on our ask then theirs and being the biggest insecure mfs around here.

What is funny is the way y’all always end up telling on yourselves and what you really feel without even realizing it. So pookie, Jikook is obvious even to you? Jikook is so obvious that it just has to be “cinema worthy videos”? Jikook is so obvious and that is why they keep catching fanservice allegations left and right? Jikook is so obvious that bighit has become the award winning screenwriters and directors for the jikook love story? Pookie, what does it say about your ship if you think Jikook is that obvious? What does it say about your ship if Jungkook who is supposedly in a relationship with Taehyung has no issues putting on an award worthy performance being in a relationship with Jimin that even you thinks Jikook is so obvious? You can continue brainwashing yourselves all you want talking about how the company is playing tricks or trying to portray them in a certain way but at the end of the day, when you log out of tumblr and are not trying to get a one up over jikookers, even you know that, that is bullshit. Just like what I have always known, you lot see exactly what jikookers see but you have coped with it by convincing yourselves that it has to be an act because they are too “obvious”. Well if it has all been an act, then maybe your ship’s relationship isn’t as perfect as you thought it was. 🤷🏽‍♀️

What I find funny is you not being able to recognize sarcasm. When did I mention them being obvious rq?? Them being on screen and "flirting" just like yall love to call it, doesn't make them real. Why would I start my ask talking about them being friends and end up by saying they flirt??? Make it make sense. Cinemas worthy is what is displayed on screen for a certain audience to get entertain with anon. Read that again. And what award are you talking about???😅 The one where he spent the entire 2023 year with taehyung instead of his supposed boyfriend??

Saying this right after saying how obvious they are is wild don’t you think? Because how can you say people are too obvious which means that even you can see things but in the same breath you claim that the ship u just said is too obvious to be real is filled with imaginations and speculations? Also, a taekooker talking about imagination and speculation is funny considering the fact that, y’all are the ones who hear breathing sounds from Tae’s bed at 3am. Y’all are the ones who see taekook post a picture and conclude that they booked out an entire restaurant by themselves to go on a date. Y’all are the ones who coo and get soft from imagining Jk serenading Tae with “to find you”, y’all are the ones who see a ring on Jk’s finger and conclude that his lover gave him a ring he shares with his friend group. So tell me pookie, who is the one whose ship is filled with imaginations and speculations?

I BEG you to read my ask again. Jikook is NOT and will never be obvious to me. What I said is that the moments you claim "truthful" would have been too easy for a couple in South Korea. Let's take the military as an example. Simple as that. Nobody outside of your little contracted bubble thinks jikook is a couple. And I know it burns you bad to see that first episode where they talked sooo casual for a couple that haven't met each other and missed each other a lot. They drop sentences saying how they thought doing this show was a good idea because of how absent they were in each other lives.

So anon is jikook real or not? Forget my ask and forget about taekook I want you to write the reasons why you think two guys who has been in a relationship for years wouldn't spare time for each other in the entire year of 2023? Especially during the time where apart from his album era jungkook had a lot of free time? Why would the supposed boyfriends spend an entire year with their "friends" instead of each other?? And then on top of that go to a military camp where as a celebrity they are watched 24/7?? Answer this without mentioning taekook or tkkrs and you'll see how empty you sound.

Your group has been shaming tkkrs, trying to convince themselves that we are the worst out there and that how imaginations lead our ship but the moment we point out that your ship isn't real you get all defensive and start comparing things that has no business together. As a jikooker why do you think two MEN would go to a military as a couple?? Please answer fast and do NOT mention taekook or taekookers. Challenge go!!!!

No… NOOooo anon! Do not call them back 😫!!!

CHALLENGE CANCELED! Abort mission! Do not engage!!!

I do agree ofcourse 😂

[crybabycinna]

Painting + Interesting Mornings

Sugar mama Lin Beifong x sugar baby reader

Summary: again mixing two chapters together so we can get on with the show of new content! To some of yall this is new but if you jump over to AO3 it’s not 🤣 and I’ve written so much while copying and pasting from one site to another like yall I’ve written over 60 parts 😭 also does anyone know how to make a master list thingy so I can put these all together properly for people that are new here idk how to do that I may be 22 but I have the mind of a toddler so break it down for me please 🥺 but anyways these chapters are about somethings that go down while you guys visit Su 💖

Lin and I were unpacking our clothes in Zafou. After we unpacked I went to go paint with Huan and everyone else. I brought Miyuki with me to go paint as well. “You have a cat!” Ikki shouted. “Yes, this is Miyuki say hello.” I told her. Miyuki meowed. “Can I pick her up?” Ikki asked. “Sure.” I said. Ikki picked up Miyuki and she nuzzled her. “She likes me!” Ikki shouted. I nodded. “I want a cat now.” Ikki said. “Can you handle your own cat?” I asked. “Probably.” Ikki said. I shook my head. Ikki put Miyuki down and we all sat down to paint. Miyuki got her own paint set and everything. Miyuki dipped her paws in paint and just walked around on her canvas. “Good job.” I told her. Miyuki meowed. I decided to paint Miyuki. She is my muse. My little baby.

“This is true talent I feel her joy with every paw print. True artistry.” Huan said to Miyuki. “She’s very talented.” I said. I kept watching Miyuki as I painted because I was trying to get her just right. I’m gonna have to hang our paintings in the house. When we finished painting I think I did pretty good. “Wow I like yours.” Ikki said. “Thank you, I did my best. I'm not an artist. Let me yours.” I said. Ikki dragged me over to her pretty sky bison painting. “Oh this is lovely.” I said. “Thank you. I’m a true artist.” Ikki said. “You are.” I said. “Let’s look at Miyuki’s” she dragged me over to Miyuki and we looked at her canvas.

Miyuki meowed. “You did very good princess.” I told her. “She’s an artist just like you.” Ikki said. “She takes after me a lot.” I said. Miyuki meowed. “Oh no. I have to give you a bath.” I said. “I can help you.” Ikki said. “Ok.” I said. I picked up Miyuki and made sure to not have her touch me. Ikki and I put Miyuki in the bath and washed her paws together. “I appreciate your help Ikki.” I said. “No problem.” Ikki said. Once we finished we dried Miyuki’s paw and then she ran to the door. “Where are you going?” I asked. She pawed at the door. “Miyuki.” I said.

I got up and went to open the door. Once the door was open she took off. “Girl where are you going?” I asked and followed behind her. She made her way outside and there was Su and Lin talking. “Oh you wanted to be with your daddy.” I said. Miyuki ran up to Lin and meowed at her. Lin looked down at her. “What?” Lin asked. She meowed again. Lin picked her up. “There, is this what you wanted?” Lin asked. Miyuki purred. “Such a daddy’s girl.” I said. “Daddy’s girl?” Su asked. I nodded. “Makes sense.” She said and laughed. “Oh hush.” Lin said.

When it was time for dinner Miyuki was allowed to sit at the table in her cute new dress. “Aww she looks so cute.” Asami said. “I know right.” I said. Miyuki meowed and spun around to show off her outfit. “Do you think you can make outfits for the baby sky bison’s?” Ikki asked. “Ikki we don’t dress up the baby sky bison’s.” Tenzin said. “Why not? They would look so cute.” Ikki said. “It makes no sense to put them in clothes.” Jinora said. “You don’t make any sense!” Ikki shouted at Jinora. “Fight! Fight! Fight!” Meelo shouted. “There will be no fighting at the table.” Tenzin said sternly.

“You can help me make clothes for Miyuki.” I told Ikki. Her eyes lit up. “Really?” She asked. I nodded. Once dinner was over Ikki held my hand and went back to my room. I let her play with Miyuki while Lin read and I just watched. “When are you guys getting married since you have a baby?” Ikki asked. My brain short circuited for a moment. “What?” Lin asked. “When are you guys getting married? I wanna be a part of your wedding. I'll be your flower girl and Miyuki can bring your rings.” Ikki said. “We won’t be getting married for a while sweetie.” I said. “Why?” Ikki said. “Adult reasons, now don’t you think it’s time for bed?” Lin asked.

Ikki pouted. “Ok, I’ll see you guys tomorrow,” Ikki gave me a hug goodnight then petted Miyuki and waved goodbye to Lin before she left. I can’t believe she put us on the spot about marriage. Lin and I just got together officially. The last thing on her mind is marriage I’m sure. “I hate to say it, I would have really loved to make the baby sky bisons some outfits.” I said. “They don’t need clothes.” Lin said. “I know but they would look so cute.” I said. Miyuki jumped on the bed and rubbed up against Lin. “Yes you look very pretty.” Lin said and scratched under Miyuki’s neck. “She just loves your attention.” I said. “Like you do.” Lin teased.

I stuck my tongue out at her. “Keep that tongue out and I’ll make you put it to good use.” Lin said. I leaned closer to her with my tongue still out. She grabbed my face. “Brats like you never learn.” Lin said with a smug look on her face. Miyuki meowed. Lin let go of my face and I laughed. “Sorry to forget you were here princess.” I said and petted her.

The next morning was a bit of a rough morning. “Su please.” Lin said. “What? I’m just asking when are you going to introduce her to mom.” Su asked. “I’m not introducing her to mom.” Lin said. “Why not? She’s great and I think mom would love her. She’s so sweet.” Su said. “Mom doesn’t even care for your husband, what makes you think she’ll care for my girlfriend?” Lin asked. “Ok yes mom is a little rough but I’m sure she’ll like her.” Su said. “Su just mind your business.” Lin said. “I’m just trying to help.” Su said. “I didn’t ask for your help, just mind your business.” Lin snapped. Su sighed. “I just think,” “I think,” I grabbed Lin’s hand. “Hey.” I said.

Lin sighed. “Give us a minute please Su.” I said. She nodded and I took Lin back to our room. “Linny.” I said as I sat her down on the bed. “What?” Lin mumbled. “Your sister is just trying to help.” I said. “I didn’t ask for her help or opinion.” Lin said and folded her arms. “I know and she knows but she just thinks it’ll be nice for me to meet your mom. I know you guys are indifferent but I get what Su is on about since I met her. She wants me to meet your mom.” I said. “I didn’t want you to meet Su in the first place.” Lin said. “I know baby and I'm still sorry for running off instead of respecting your boundaries.” I said.

“I’m sorry too for how I treated you. It wasn’t right. You meeting my sister made things feel so real like the badger moles. It was just back to back me realizing I’m in love with you and I just couldn’t handle it all like I thought I could. This was never supposed to become serious. I haven't been in a serious relationship in a long time. We all know that but you came along and made me feel love again and it was scary and I’m sorry.” Lin said. “Thank you for apologizing and I didn’t mean to scare you with my love. I think part of me wasn’t thinking. I was just enjoying a form of domesticated life with you.” I said.

“You’re making it sound like we’re married.” Lin said and laughed. “We’re halfway there. We live together, we have Miyuki, all we need now is the rings and a ceremony.” I said. “A small ceremony.” Lin said. “As long as I get a fancy girly dress.” I said. “You can get whatever you want, baby.” Lin said. “Well I guess we can tell Ikki.” I said. “No, not yet.” Lin said. “Why not?” I asked. “Because I haven’t asked you to marry me yet, we're just planning.” Lin said. “Oh yeah.” I said and laughed. “Thank you for calming down.” Lin said and pulled me into her lap.

“Of course my love.” I said. “I’m really sorry that I hurt you.” Lin said. “It’s ok baby.” I said. “I love you.” Lin said and held my face. “I love you too. I’m really happy with you.” I said. “I’m really happy with you too.” Lin said. “Oh! You have to see our paintings.” I told Lin and got off her lap. Lin nodded and I dragged her to the painting room. “This is my painting.” I said and pointed to my Miyuki painting. “Oh that’s beautiful.” Lin said. “Really?” I asked. “Yes you did very good.” Lin replied. “This is Miyuki’s,” I pointed to hers. “It’s just a bunch of her paw prints.” Lin laughed.

“But it’s so cute.” I said. “It is.” Lin said. “We have to figure out where to hang our paintings.” I said. “We can hang them in the room.” Lin said. “You should have painted with us yesterday.” I said. “I’m not much of a painter but I do draw a bit.” Lin mumbled. “You do?” I asked. Lin nodded. “You’ve never shown me your drawing abilities before.” I said. “I don’t really show anyone my drawings.” Lin said. “Well can you show me please.” I begged and batted my lashes at her. “I’ll show you when we get home.” Lin said. I kissed her.

We went outside and ran into Korra and Asami along with Tenzin. “Hey.” Asami said. I waved to her. “So what’s this I hear about you two getting married?” Korra asked. “What?” Lin and I asked. “You two are getting married?” Tenzin asked. He seemed shocked. “Yeah I heard you guys are getting married.” Korra said. “Did you hear that from Ikki?” I asked. “Yeah.” Korra laughed. “She asked us when we were getting married because we have a baby together and she wants to be our flower girl.” I said. “That's adorable but also I was gonna say and you didn’t tell me.” Asami said.

“You know you’d be the first person I tell. You have to help me plan and be my maid of honor.” I said. “I can see it all now. You’ll look so pretty in your wedding dress. Oh I’m gonna need tissues.” Asami said. “I’ll be on standby with the tissues babe don’t worry.” Korra said. “So I’m thinking of a big ceremony,” “Small ceremony.” Lin said. “Small ceremonies are nice.” Korra said. “They are cute and very intimate.” Asami said. “If you need someone to marry you two I could do it.” Tenzin said. “No.” Lin said quickly. Korra and I laughed.

[whatisthismandoinghere]

So I’ve watched a good chunk of seasons 3 and 4 of Laramie as well as a few from season 1 and I am now gonna make it all yall’s problem and bless you with my commentary and clips from each episode, enjoy I guess 😂

Without further ado, S1.EP1 Stage Stop

Not the outlaw being upset they spelled his name wrong in the newspaper 😂

Jess’s introduction to Laramie was absolutely terrible, poor guy just got shot at. Absolutely love how he just ignored the lawman when he was told to stop though, a very Jess thing to do 🤣

Jess and Slim’s first meeting is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Let’s take a look at it, shall we?

I mean the first shot alone where they show the sign “Sherman Ranch, No Trespassing” and then cut to Jess just lounging around like he owns the place 😂 

And the dialogue:

Slim: What’re you doing here?

Jess: Gettin’ a crick in my back!

Plus this gem:

Jess: I had 3 or 4 swallows out of your private stream. My horse helped himself too, so you just figure out what I owe you, and I’ll be on my way. Oh, and uh, I looked at a bird flying over. Will there be a charge for that?

Look Jess I love you so much but who gave you the right to be so freaking sassy 😂 (we adore him for it though) but Slim had valid concerns, I see both sides of the situation here. I mean Jess, you should’ve read the sign, and I can see why Slim is wary of strangers, but I too would be ticked off if someone just showed up and was holding me at gunpoint

Not Jess just sending Slim flying 😂 boy don’t mess around

Overall I think this first meeting went really well you guys

Andy is so flipping adorable and I would die for him, the way he just gets along so well with Jess right off the bat 😭 10x funnier that he’s Slim’s brother though 🤣

Look at the racoon! And the way Andy washed his food for him 🥺 it's so cute how this little gesture shows how much he knows about animals and how much he cares for them

When Jess dozed off and Andy came in and startled him and he just whipped around with his gun and when he realized it was Andy and he was so apologetic 😭 but just gets me thinking about Jess being a loner and a drifter and being so used to looking out for himself yet still being so compassionate to this kid he just met. He’s so good with kids and I think it’s just darling seeing him interact with Andy and later on Mike.

Ugh I’m having so many Thoughts on Jess’s childhood, of course they are of the angsty variety, all prompted by these lines of dialogue (putting them in different colors so it's easier to differentiate between them):

Andy: Jess, how old were you when you first went out on your own?

Jess: Can’t hardly remember when I wasn’t on my own, like Jeremiah here and Sam. Only I didn’t find a soft touch like you. Maybe I didn’t want one. 

Andy: Do you like it better alone?

Jess: It just worked out that way.

Andy: Don’t you get lonely sometimes?

Jess: You get used to it.

As if these lines weren't heart breaking enough, Jess's tone of voice and facial expressions just really added to it. Yes there will be fics in the future no I do not need more wips

Jess had a fractured skull you say?? *adds to list of details to keep in mind for later*

Look at them playing cards together <3 yes I totally get that Andy's complete and total willingness to trust anyone who comes along is a bit concerning but it's also so sweet and I just love how he interacts with Jess

The way Andy was just working up the courage to ask Jess to take him with him and Jess being so gentle and telling him maybe when he’s older their relationship is everything you guys 😭

I know at times Slim seems a little harsh on Andy but he really just wants the best for him and it’s sweet. 

Love how Jonesy just deescalates the situation so smoothly and just calmly drags Slim away 😂

I’ve noticed that Jess gets called saddle tramp an awful lot so I’m starting a running count, we are currently at 1

Jonesy saying Slim is just a kid is just… it’s kinda funny but at the same time - how do I want to explain this? - like Slim is out here saying Andy needs to get things figured out, needs to become a better judge of character, and then Jonesy is just like “you’re figuring things out too pally. you’re responsible for your kid brother now and you still got some things to learn” You can see that Jonesy knows Slim really well and I love their dynamic

Jess was so ready to end Slim right then and there 😂 what can I say, I like my men violent 🤣 seriously tho the fact that Jess and Slim were just constantly beating each other up throughout this entire episode before they decided to try running a ranch together is the funniest thing

Everything about Bud Carlin irritates me, the way he speaks, the way he moves, his whole demeanor, I just hate it 😂

When Carlin’s asking about how long it takes the stage to get there once it’s in sight and Jonesy’s just out here throwing in a bunch of random circumstances to avoid answering 🤣 and then Carlin gets so irritated that he decides to ask Jess instead lol but Andy just immediately telling him what he wants to know so Jess doesn’t get hurt 😭 bless his little heart AND JONESY REACHING HIS ARM OUT TO GRAB THE GUY WHEN HE WENT TO PUNCH JESS Jonesy's a real one

When Jess and Andy are out in the barn shoeing the horse and Andy tries to grab a rifle and Jess stops him cuz he didn’t want him to get hurt 😭

Oh when Carlin makes Jess punch Slim in the face… like we know they were about to go at it when he walked in but now Jess is like no way, the friendship is progressing you guys, and poor Slim was just like "do it", somebody get this poor man some ice and an ibuprofen

But as soon as Carlin makes Jess hit Slim that third time he turned on Carlin so fast

Andy’s voice was almost breaking when he saw Slim laying on the ground and he was trying to wake him up and it almost broke me 😭

The way they all go to check on Slim as soon as the guy leaves the room 🥺

Andy was just begging Jess to go with Slim so that he’d have some help and Jess wouldn’t go and then Andy has tears in his eyes and says “No wonder you travel alone, who’d wanna team up with a saddle tramp like you?” nooooooo 😭 I really act like I’ve never seen this episode before also Jess saddle tramp count is now at 2

They really just threw that guy out of the stagecoach, that wasn’t very nice

JESS CAME BACK yes I already knew this would happen, hush your timing is impeccable pally

Look at these idiots (affectionate) 😂

Alright I'm gonna write out this scene for you because Reasons (once again in color so it's easier to differentiate):

Pete: I’m hurt bad, Jess. Don’t shoot.

Jess: I was hurt bad too. And it wasn’t just the money Pete.

Pete: I didn’t take it Jess. I swear I didn’t

*Pete proceeds to grab for his gun and Jess shoots him again, sending him flying off the cliff*

So satisfying yall also that dialogue though, I sense another fic in the future

Not the fanning of the guns, ugh I hate when they do that and Jess does it all the time

I love how Jess just puts his gun away and lets Slim deal with Carlin on his own, the way he just saunters over while they’re fist fighting and the way they replay the bit Carlin pulled on them when he made Jess hit Slim, sheer perfection 🤣

Aw Andy was so excited to see Jess and Slim back safely 🥺

Friendship has been established pallies, that is what we call ✨character development✨

Also if you haven’t noticed I’m a tad bit obsessed with Jess ok maybe more than a tad so here’s some bonus gifs of him being sassy 😂❤️

[happeehippie]

instagram j.b.

summary: follow along with joe and his fiancée evie as they go through his football career.

* face claim is yasmin quintana*

series masterlist.

evie

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evie: did some cowgirl shit

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millyg: yee frickin haw

> evie: bitches 🤠

user: NO WAY IS IT HAPPENING????

user: i was hoping this thing would get called off

joeyb_9: guess i better saddle up.

> evie: i’m coming home to you cowboy. 😉

user: no wait this is so cute

user: not ev in her cowgirl era

> evie: i fear it may be permanent

user: i cannot comprehend that you guys are so in love your getting married….

> user: wym you can’t comprehend it?? they’ve been together for like 7 years and are clearly very happy?

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: locked in #TeamBose

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user: this hairstyle is the best

user: ev is so lucky

> evie: like it truly doesn’t get better than this.

user: this is giving major top gun vibes

evie: i’m locked in on you. 🤪💗

> joeyb_9: 🌽

user: yalllll this man!

used: if you need consoling after this tough season hit my line

> evie: aw. i might take you up on that offer

> user: if there’s one things ev is going to do it’s make sure errrrrbody know joe is HER man

> user: no like its giving *insecure*

evie

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evie: my mood for the foreseeable future..

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user: angel girl

user: she’s a stunnnnna

lahjay10_: if joe ain’t bring some of those cookies tomorrow we may have a problem

> evie: only the best for you jay

user: a ray of sunshine

joeyb_9: photo by me, socks from my closet, cookies homemade, your smile out of this world.

> evie: the man that you are…

user: i don’t know if im rooting for you or not

user: this doesn’t seem like lifestyles of the rich and famous

> evie: you’re looking in the wrong place for that content

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: my hands don’t look small here

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user: delete this my girl has ig

bengals: caption 🤌

user: you remember what them haters had to say

evie: let’s put them to good use. 😉

> user: EV! it’s too early to be spicy in the comments!

> user: nooo she’s getting some of that BDJ 🤣

user: i wasn’t prepared for this today

user: GOODNESS GRACIOUS

evie

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evie: why is it always so cold in seattle?

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user: you’re giving pick me vibes

> evie: next time you’re looking for something to comment on, please, don’t pick me. (:

user: seattle is nice when it isn’t raining

user: period !!!

millyg: a moment for YOU 💗

> evie: i luv u.

user: these pics make seattle look bad

joeyb_9: the fit goes HARD

> evie: you can borrow it anytime 🤪

> joeyb_9: game day fit?

> evie: would def be top 5 of the season.

user: why are joe and ev always so goofy in the comments, and yall think they aren’t made for each other????

> user: no bc SAME! i don’t get why people think they aren’t a good fit. they’re obsessed with each other.

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Dark Knight

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user: that’s my QB

joemainmixon: 🐐

user: you ain’t him

user: WAKE UP JOE POSTED

lahjay10_: (TOP 2) DAM SURE AINT 2! 🐐

> evie: TELL EM JAY

user: smash

evie: i think i need a hero… 🥵

> joeyb_9: i’ll be your knight in black shoulder pads.

evie

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evie: big week 😳

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user: my favorite wag

user: if y’all actually are getting married im sick.

user: are you going to share what’s happening?

user: you look STUNNING

user: wym??

user: not prepared for what’s about to go down. i have a feeling.

joeyb_9: 👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼

> user: oh shit

user: not joe about to ruin his life if speculation is true

> user: wow everyone is supportive until you realize he really isn’t ever going to leave her for you. this is crazy behavior!

evie

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evie: i think i like this little life.. 🤍

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millyg: and that’s MRS. Evangeline Burrow!

> user: not me just now finding out ev’s full name

> user: Evangeline??? Excuse me, that’s beautiful.

user: she doesn’t deserve it.

lahjay10_: we was TURNT TF UP!

user: i am sick with jealousy

bengals: The King and his Queen, congratulations!

user: only ring he will ever get but congrats

> user: marrying the love of your life is a bigger dub than the sb ever will be.

user: congrats!

sam_hubbard_: Finally!!

user: i knew it was coming and somehow i convinced myself he was smarter than this..

joeyb_9

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joeyb_9: Mr. & Mrs.

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lahjay10_: congratulations brudda!

user: most overrated player in the nfl

> user: bro can’t you let him enjoy his wedding?

user: congrats, now go get that other ring!

user: i give it a few months before they are done with each other.

> user: considering they’ve been together for almost a decade, i don’t see that happening

user: we all wish we were ev rn!

bengals: that’s our QB, you lucky boy!

user: another thing to distract him from winning the super bowl

user: not fair

millyg: i’m not crying, you are. jk i am crying. i’ve been crying all day.

user: he’s too famous for this, he will get sick of her.

evies ig stories:

[golbrocklovely]

holy sh*t, it seems Colby has finally unfollowed mlp… never thought I’d see the day 🤣 good for him honestly

same here, anon.

i genuinely didn't think he had it in him to cut the chord. but he did it.

i'm gonna go on one "final" rant (which i doubt will be final bc things like this always come back around) and then maybe we can all move on from this topic forever lol

my problem with fans reaction to this/to shea in general is that everyone basically implies or downright says that colby should have stayed with shea no matter what. that he was obligated to choose her bc she's been around since he was less famous, that she knows him, that there's history there, ect ect. and i have a major problem with that and have since day one. same things also applies to stas.

and look, this is not me saying that colby played no hand in this. is it possible that he lead shea on? sure. i'm not denying that's a possibility or reality. and i'm not saying that shea can't be hurt about it. but at the end of the day, if he didn't want to date her, he doesn't have to. regardless of what he might have promised, regardless of what might have transpired between them, he's not obligated to stick by her just bc some of yall love adventure buddies a bit too much. he's not a sim or a character you can control. he's a real person with real feelings and real choices he's allowed to make. even, surprise surprise, ones you don't like or agree with.

if i was colby, i would have unfollowed shea years ago. but he's nicer than me.

i just find it so odd how so many of these fans act like he picked malia over shea. yall, shea was never in the running in the first place. the last time they hung out was in september of 2023, when he was literally seeing tess at that time and up and a little bit past halloween. and then he ended up meeting malia in late nov/dec. so there is no possible way him and shea got something going on before nye when everything went south for them. the only way that's possible is if he played all three girls and somehow none of them realized it (which i doubt completely since tess or shea by this point would have said all of this).

i do not believe whatsoever that he had plans to hang out on nye, one of the holidays where he parties, with the girl that literally doesn't drink. not only that, but by nye he was full on seeing malia. we all know this. we all saw this. shea assumed he would hang out with her, just like she assumed he would come stream with her, like she assumed he would edit her videos and be in them. these are all legit promises she made in the very beginning of her streams. but the moment the nye pics dropped, her tune changed instantly. now she was badmouthing him and allowing her fans to do her bidding of shitting on him in chat and online. and basically every stream she did, she would say something about him. which again is why i cannot understand any of the fans that genuinely support her blindly.

bc if i had someone in my life who i had a possible on and off again relationship with, that's been talking to fans in gcs for years about me and my love life (along with god knows what else), liking edits bashing girls i'm friends with, claiming to her own fans that we're secretly dating but then turning around and blaming fans when our "relationship" goes south, and then takes the intimate details of my struggles that i came to her as a friend to discuss and turns them into shitty insta captions along with an entire part in a poetry book that she's making money off of…. and then tries to paint me as the worst person ever……. the LEAST i'm doing is unfollowing lol

but again, colby is nicer than me.

and if you don't believe me about the gcs, here she is in 2019 telling a random fan of colby's that was hating on her that colby and andrea were not together (since so many fans were shipping them at the time). and she full on aired out andrea's relationship, one she didn't even admit to having until after the break up.

here is a fan account of shea's (now deleted) that literally explains shea was in MULTIPLE gcs with fans. mind you the fan posting this was a literal teenager. this is also about the above situation too.

and just as an added bonus, here is shea's chat from roughly two weeks (january 16) after he was seen with malia on nye (and when those pics leaked of them)

but hey, if you want to be besties/fwb with someone like this, be my guest.

[ashsostrange]

I'm honestly surprised at the amount of people who are still supporting him.He's got his little ((whats left of them at least)) fan base wrapped around his fingers.

“ He’s a minor he cant think for himself, his brain ain't developed!!” “ You don't know what it's like for him at home!” my fav so far “y'all are ablest and racist!! Yall don't care about black people!”

Bitch no one gives a fuck that he is black!! Motherfucker is telling people/threatening to eat glass to get away from what he's said to people. Calling someone out for gaslighting and trying to manipulate people with that shit ain't racist. Also using self diagnosis and laying about taking pill that will “get you high” as a way to get out of all his call outs. This is the stupidest shit I have seen while being on tumblr for the past three or so years like damn!!💆🏾‍♀️

perioddd!! lemme talk my shit again

i honestly giggled when his bf tried to say “y’all hate black people” when pretty much everyone speaking on him is black. why would i do that bc he’s black?? i’m black, not to mention a darskin girl. do with that info what you will.

ppl wna make us seem like bullies so bad. this isn’t just about what happened w catty, hell, it’s hardly about her at all! it’s ab his behavior in general. it’s inappropriate! if he would’ve just owned up, there wouldn’t have been a problem. i’m not obsessed w this nigga, i don’t care to go out of my way to make a post ab him everyday. he’s the one who escalated this further. he only wants us to “mind our business” when we’re not coming for his neck.

ab his mental health, if he doesn’t have a real diagnosis, he needs to not claim mental illnesses like that, but rather acknowledge that something is wrong with him. if you make a mistake, you need to not blame every damn thing on your said mental illness. if anything it’s a justification, but never an excuse. take the initiative to look at yourself and decide if you’re in the right headspace to be on the internet or not. i struggle with mental health, but not in the way he allegedly does. if ik i’m not in the right headspace for something, i step away. he needs to do that. and invest in a diary.

i genuinely don’t know why people are defending him when he did this to himself. if woulda stopped riding my dick like beyoncé rode that surfboard, then maybe we wouldn’t be here right now. accountability isn’t a bad thing. we’ve all made mistakes. i know i’ve made many, it’s about how you address them that matters.

i was literally defending his lame ass when he was sending inboxes as an anon to cause more mess between these two girls. yao was saying he was behind the anon and obv i didn’t believe her bc it wasn’t making sense to me at the time, and there was no real way to prove it. but then he started sending her hella inboxes and tagged all his mutuals saying “war has begun” a whole day later. when i tell you i showed one of my bsfs that post and we LAUGHEDD 🤣🤣🤣 nigga this is tumblrrrr, not a battlefield! from that day i’ve been watching him lmao. didn’t wna say anything about his behavior until i gathered more info cuz i’m not a mean girl (and didn’t want his army bombarding my inbox), but this is ridiculous.

and i’m so glad lia dmed me one day so we could discuss his weirdness. we literally played his ass and he didn’t know. bro was sending her msgs talking ab “i liked your new fic, but you blocked me” and he was the only one she had blocked recently. he sent so many hateful msgs under anon after that, nd he was reblogging it acting like it wasn’t him like… ok weird nigga.

i’m not ableist or “racist” (i’m literally fucking black!) fuck i gotta b ableist for? i’m the last person to rock w any kind of tomfoolery, and all my mutuals and irls know that. i’m unapologetically me on this blog. what you see is who i am.

“he’s a minor!!” so are the rest of us dealing with his bs bro. i’m literally SIXTEEN 😭

like i said, in most situations, if multiple people (with good morals) are telling you that you’re wrong, you can’t be right. i was never disrespectful with him to begin with. you get disrespectful with me, i get disrespectful with you. don’t care who you are ✌️like thank yewww

[destinyc1020]

Finally watched the bachelorette finale.. why am i shocked that the Pete Davidson lookalike love bombed her n then broke up with her 🙃 so many issies with this season:

- why did they only have 2 asian men the whole season? 1 being more worried about the male drama then the relationship he had with her

- the Jack lookalike having the audacity to mention Maria then Devin started following her right afte he broke up with Jenn 😒 we get it, sum of yall wanted Maria. For sum of the contestants to mention a white contestant when yr a whole LEAD of a franchise, disrespextful af. And even more awkward cuz i dnt think Jenn n Maria are even friends anymore. And even if Maria was the lead i still think a lot of these men wuldv fucked it up with her

-The whole Devin situation... was he acting the whole time? So sad

-They shuldve given Jenn a choice to watch the proposal and made Devin watch it. She said "do i have a choice?" and no, she didnt. How sadistic of the producers.

-Nt Jenn related bt the way they annouced Grant was the lead was lame. Shuldv been announced live where we can hear ppl cheer for him instead of it being in a prerecorded video.

Girl! All of this!! 👏🏾

I agree with everything you said.

Girl, I thought the same thing. You're telling me that they couldn't find any eligible Asian men? 🥴 There was a really cute one on someone's season prior. I think his name was John. I just can't recall who's season it was. 😭

Ugh I'm so sick and tired of all the guys wanting Daisy and Maria. 🙄 I'm actually shocked ABC didn't make Maria the next Bachelorette, but maybe they saw greater potential with her for BIP. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Either way, it was disrespectful as idk what of Sam to tell Jenn on a national radio show that he was actually thinking the Bachelorette was going to be Daisy or Maria. See, this is the problem with ABC. They just build a cast, but don't tell them who the lead will be until it's way late. 🙄 That's not fair to woc imo. It also isn't fair just in general because you don't know if the person was really there for you.

I clocked Devin early on. I never liked him for Jenn. I was starting to warm up to him towards the end, only because he seemed like he was so into Jenn, which was smthg that was refreshing compared to indecisive Marcus 🙄. But still, he wasn't my first pick. And sure enough, my gut was right! Always go with your gut ladies!! It almost never fails you. My top two picks were Grant and Jonathan. Why Jenn chose such homely-looking, and indecisive men when she had both fiiiine Jonathan and Grant (who were seriously into her btw) standing RIGHT THERE is totally beyond me. 😒

I agree. They should have aired the proposal and the show the whole way through, and THEN brought Jenn out to explain what happened AFTER the show ended. The way they just kept her on stage and had the camera on her the entire time while she's crying and re-living her pain on air, LIVE, for all of America to see, was just sadistic and very low of ABC. 😠 That was uncalled for.

I thought his phone call to his mom was cute 🥰, but I agree, I would have preferred to have heard the live reaction from the audience. But hey, they said they already had the most applicants for a bachelor ever soooo rofl 🤣 😂