#so i couldnt be a dad. i would like to 💔

[snobgoblin]

i fear i am way too selfish to give a child of my own the life it deserves but if any of my friends have kids i will be the BEST uncle

[conanssummerchild]

im bored as shit so im going to asign a community person/ship to every conan gray song bcs i really just use this site as a stream of my conciousness, if anyone has a better one for any of them feel free to tell me, also fair warning abed is my fav character, i'll try not to make everything abt him and troy but no promises

grow: the whole final episode really but im thinking mostly jeff tbh or also abed leaving for LA, or even maybe troy leaving on his voyage ☹️

idle town: the 'town' being greendale i feel like this applies to jeff also 😭 like its abt all of them but its jeffs pov

generation why: im thinking my girl britta hehe idk how to explain it but the vibes are so there

crush culture: im thinking annie, but also maybe jeff, aro king 👑

greek god: im thinking maybe abed in high school? i would say annie but she seemed to care more about fitting in while abed had accepted he couldnt, also hes like insightful and observant yk

lookalike: oh my god, brittas pov and its about jeff and slater oof

the other side: troy and abed, specifically in geothermal escapism 😭</3 im killing myself why would i do this

the king: okay fuck this is so trobed coded, abeds pov

comfort crowd: the whole study group tbh <33 in more specifics i was thinking jeff + the study group and honestly abed and annie

wish you were sober: i mean this one has to be either jeff and britta or britta and troy, though troy and britta could be taken either as britta wanting to go party and smoke weed or wtv and troy not rlly doing that stuff or britta feeling rejected bcs of troy giving all his attention to abed 😭 (like as in wish u were sober being wish u werent a raging homosexual)

maniac: probably i'd have to say jeffbritta from either pov

(online love): i... dont know tbh. the vibes are giving annie and troy for some reason, maybe once troys already left?

checkmate: the fond eyeroll i had to give, jeff and britta again. maybe annie being pissed at jeff over their kiss but i dont ship them romantically

the cut that always bleeds: idk, maybe jeff and annies weird ass relationship that keeps fucking happening is the closest, from annies pov

fight or flight: idk tbh, maybe trobed and britta if i had to go with smth, this one is mostly EXTREMELY byler coded (from stranger things) and im never fucking letting that go

affluenza: ok i mean ive gotta give this one to jeff dont i

(can we be friends?): troy abed and annie <3 im so soft for them

heather: ok fuck i HAVE to say trobed and britta and its abeds pov and if we're being specific them in virtual systems analysis becuase i'll never get over this episode ("ive run the simulations, i dont get married :/") bcs i fucking love abed being jealous of britta while she was with troy in the cool way but also in the sad if troy cant love me no one will way

little league: this is troy and abed when troy leaves :(((( and this is canon bcs my beloved wife and i are so troy and abed coded and she loves little league sooo

the story: ok so the boy and the girl are hmm annie and abed, the boy and the boy are troy and abed duh doy, him and his friend are maybe idk britta and troy, i dont wanna say jeff or abed bcs their dad/mum abandoned them and that bit's abt wanting to get away from ur parents yk

fake: (😭) maybe jeff (alan's pov 😔😔💔💔) nah but fr i see people joking abt his song but its lowkey fire

overdrive: WHY DO THEY ALL MAKE ME THINK OF JEFF AND BRITTA

telepath: jeff 😔 and 😔 britta 😔

movies: ok i literally cant say anyone other than abed, the king of movies. im not really feeling troy tho, maybe rachel, like maybe when abed kept trying to super speed run their relationship and he was anxious abt not passing the relationship tests

people watching: the MOST annie coded song ever holy fuck she is so people watching coded i love her so much

disaster: abed. or britta. my abandonment/commitment issues babies <33

best friend: TROBED. THE ONLY BEST FRIENDS EVER

astronomy: would it be absolutely too painful if i said troy and abed. honestly i actually think im feeling more jeff and abed but not like at eachother just both of them together in their sadness, from their pov to someone else (britta and troy probably seeing as these r their main romantic interests)

yours: AHH THIS SONG DEAR GOD </3 can i say abed jesus fuck im killing myself this one for abed hurts so much, not really directed at anyone in specific, or more like just directed at everyone, just his abandonment issues :( ("i dont always see it coming" PUT ME DOWN)

jigsaw: oo britta, my queen she just wants to be loved so bad </3 but also a bit abed ("if being less insane would make you stay" oof)

family line: okay. jeff.he actually invented having daddy issues

summer child: ok its abed bcs i kin him idc, im conans summer child™ and i said so /lh

footnote: not quite sure, very annie coded imo. maybe trobed? either pov ig but im feeling troy

memories: hm, trobed after troy leaves? abed trying to get over him but he keeps imagining troys still there with him like as in one of the hallucinations he has bcs i read a fic like this yesterday and it was sooooo good, idk maybe this is a little far fetched

the exit: im not rlly sure actually, either jeffbritta after the whole i love you in front of anyone fiasco or trobed when troys dating britta 🤷‍♂️

never ending song: ok, jeffbritta.

winner: THE MOST SONG EVER. ok this one is abed. it will always be abed. family line i feel like is more about a hostile home enviroment and jeff implies that his was, while winner is more pain of neglect or disconnect so i feel like its more appliable to abed because of how hes shown to not be understood by his parents and feels responsible for his mother leaving and this makes me think of the line "you dont really wanna hear the truth, do you?" because like his mum loving him on paper but not actually loving who he is or be willing to accept hes different and has different needs FUCK abeds mother all my homies hate abeds mother (what im not projecting at all my parents definitely love me and accept that im autistic /s)

killing me: im not quite sure actually. conan did write this song about someone who gave him tonsilitis and abed cannonically had tonsilitis though so 🤯

lonely dancers: hmm i feel like this song is upbeat enough to be trobed being silly tgth but maybe its more jeffbritta coded, or jeff and abed abt britta and troy, or vice versa, not sure

sorry i never mentioned shirley i do love her

feel free to take any of these as platonic or romantic idrk, a lot of them i couldve meant either way anyway

if u even made it this far u can have a gold star ⭐️ there u go

[moldingtundra]

thought I’d talk about my interpretation of unpleasant because yes (also I might make an ask blog about it)

Ok so lord timeee!! Content warning for some really sensitive topics (genocide, murder, prostitution, implied abuse, etc.) so watch out.

so unpleasant gradient (aka gradie) was born because his mother was a prostitute (so was his dad but much less so) and his fathers parents found out so they made him marry her, obviously that does shit and eventually when he turned 7 his father left and he was left along and u can kindddaaa imagine what happeneds when ur left with this type of mom whis also an alcoholic and smoker…yeahhh, so he gets two sibs (one if them is older the other is younger, same mom) pleasant gradient (older, named penny) and monotomous graident (younger, named mono) who took care of him when his mother escaped without him at 11 years old including a third sibling who used to take care of him when he was a toddler but ran away from home due to his mom (they were mutated gradient). (gradie has a shit ton, you can imagine why lmao) but he only sees it once and never again, so the three brothers have to survive the famine and genocide going around (it started before gradie was even born) but obviously u can imagine what happens in this typa scenerio (gradie had to almost say bye bye to half of his body bc of a bomb at 12 and watch penny die and mono run away then escape at 15 (the scars dwindled over time dw but it’s still there )) and then there is an opurtunity to escape the country with a bus, but theres only one bus ticket, so a random woman gives it to gradie and sends him off bc she knows he has the most potential and promises to find him (its been 45 years he still hasnt seen them) here’s art of what he looked like back then:

so after he escaped he rebuild his life in the land equivalent of AMERICUH and he attends this high school and he falls in love with builderman but decides not to confess and they both decide to graduate together and try getting it big, builderman did it by building the robloxia community and gradie byt writing his experiences with genocide and hiking high feets no one reached, like he won some guinness world record and some new york times bestseller thing- my guy was packed!!!…..until he got hit by a truck and couldnt do anything anymore (sad 💔) ON TOP OF THAT builderman married jane doe and had thier kid (infected) and graide would by to babysit infected since he was a wee little baby.

so kasper got infected at his 12th birthday. But the infected turns him into a vicious furry or whatever (werewolf if you want) and the first time that happened, he fucking ate his parents and gradie literally just came by to give them lasagna and infecteds present, so now his parents are dead, and graide decides to adopt infected (who hates it lol) and they just raise infected while tryna deal with his furry issue (his furry issue caused him to eat his own cat and some residents) and graide is just like tryna fucking hold himself together bc if the kid u had to babysit thats from ur one sided gay lover who married a fugly woman decides to kill yo one sided gay lover and u had to adopt him I wouldve eaten my organs)

and that’s basically it! Expect an ask blog for him soon this week or before I die lol

toodaloo!

[kaiserkisser]

HII LIA IM HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT COMPETITION

first of all. context. im a subcoach for winter guard despite being. a color guard captain myself i just coach during the offseason and everyone in there already knows me. so i woke up at 3am to drive over to my friends house (situationship? idk he kissed me!) cause he lives way closer to the school than i do. picked up coffee, got ready, and then i left around 4:30?? perchance. i just know i got there at 5am

rehearsed for 2 hours, i got to watch the sun rise which was nice, and then i drove for like 3 hours up to COLUMBINE?!!?!!?!?!?!,?,! idc about location sharing cause i dont live anywhere close to columbine but i thought it was hilarious and my younger kiddos that are like ~14 couldnt stop saying we were gonna get shot up💀 but it was fun! got there around noon, i led stretches and took them to their warmup area and i got to watch them perform! i actually have some pics to share cause its pirate themed and they all looked super cool. point is i had to help ANOTHER guard get set up so we went out for dinner and then rushed back and i literally had to lug. 200 pounds worth of equipment out for them

and then came the tears.

bro there were so many tears.

one kid was crying because we got 7th place out of FIFTY SIX GUARDS??? she wasnt proud at all and that was. mildly frustrating. another girl was crying because she fell and a boy was crying because he wanted to go home, ANOTHER girl was absolutely sobbing because she thought we left her behind?? i felt like a dad bro. i was even DRESSED like one. they couldnt stop crying and we had hours to go because we still had to watch 16 professional guards so i drove to get everyone ice cream and bought $100 worth with my own paycheck💔💔 BUT it was worth it they cheered up and we got home at 4am safe and warm

anyway. im sore. my apple watch says i ran 13 miles doing stuff on saturday. i lifted so many weights and carried so many shoes and ate so much greasy food i am EXHAUSTED. but here are pictures for you + i actually have a picture of my nighttime glasses! with my tiny prescription

glasses + dad fit pic and my captain that i technically supervise but hes my best friend (and he has a tumblr……so he might see this) and this FATTY i saw when i got home. i dont remember my cat being this gigantic. anyway love you lia!!!!!!!!’

HIHI NOAHIEEE OMG ITS BEEN AGES!!!!!!

oh WOW rooting (maybe? should i?) for that situationship lmaoo

help omg i will never understand u early morning wakers- my brain does NOT function before 6 am minimum- 💀😭 and KIDDOS LMFAO

bro????? fym 200 pounds omfg did no one help u- 💀💀i would prolly die doing that ajdjshssj

DAD NOAH ERA ‼️‼️‼️oof how do u deal with crying kinds 😭😭 thankfully i havent rly had to deal with any till now omfg i have NO idea if id be able to calm them down (i like to think i would lmao) KUDOS TO U THO FOR CHEERING THEM UP OMG and omg did you like. even rest throughout the day. at all.

OMG UR EYES N SPECS R SO PRETTY HEHE yeah no DEF a dad i can see it /silly 💀💀 UR CATS SOSOSOSO ADORABLE OMGGG :33333 love u more noah!!!!!!!! >:333333

[moodindigov]

hey guys nerd moment about the title of the fic (this is long im sorry)

mood indigo was actually a jazz song released in the 1930’s by duke ellington, barney bigard with lyrics by irving mills, except bigard said that its real credit is derived from his clarinet teacher, Lorenzo Tio’s, melodies. so that clarinet part like biagrd’s solo? yea that was Lorenzo tio’s melodies that weren’t full developed and when bigard did finish them and show them so ellington, he liked it and it was included. and like its almost impossible to tell where ellington’s collaborators part begin bcs apparently he’s js that good at blending that stuff idk (dont take that last part as a fact thats purely from what i remember.) anyways, mood indigo is about a little boy and little girl who are eight. girl loves boy and while they never acknowledge the feelings, the girl waits at her window bcs the boy visits her. and the song basically describes the feeling the girl had when the boy didnt visit her. so you may be asking, duct why would u choose something like that as a title for a book about the slump in london 1930s and about criminal organizations? well, dear anon, here u r:

1. literal (?) meaning; im gonna be so honest with you i purely got this idea from brendan and neksa / jess and morgan. i couldnt stop thinking about that wonderful art i found of brendan and neksa it was of neksa as a raven or crow i dont rmb but point is that its gorgeous and stunning i love it. the idea that brendan denies his feelings of love for her purely because he half doesn’t want to acknowledge that he’s become so attached to a person in such an intimate way and half because he just cant risk his father (or anyone) finding out that he’s gone and practically betrayed his dad’s whole like symbolism in tje trading world (remember they don’t like the library. yk how contradicting it would be to have one of the biggest illegal book trader’s son dating someone from the library, especially someone who works in like the same facility as the archivist? yea its damnable like no ones gonna trust ca. brightwells or his business anymore.) anyways the literal meaning: girl is sad bcs boy didn’t visit/come back to her. brendan literally left neksa (the woman he was oh so deeply in love with) because he didn’t want to hurt her and played it off as the fact that he didn’t love her. and when jess comes back as brendan (lmaoo) i feel like you can imagine the smallest sliver of hope she had that they can be something again but its practically disappeared next to the pure anger and grief in her heart. and when neksa dies, brendan can’t visit her anymore. its literally not possible. (until he died then maybe they could be happy tgt). this is so many words words words guys i promise im not actually this much of a nerd on a daily basis this is just interesting to me. anyways, once again, girl is sad bcs boy didn’t visit her one day. umm we can go back and look into jess’ past: boy is eternally sad bcs his brother died. aka: boy is sad bcs his brother can’t visit him. like ever. sad sad sad moments💔💔

2. this is like an actual stretch but um i consider it okay so basically girl being sad is jess boy who didnt visit (or wont anymore) is a semblance of love or sanctuary. throughout the series its obvious that jess just doesn’t trust his family. im pretty sure he even says it like he does not trust them. but hey, maybe he did once. maybe he did when he was a little boy who had an older brother who he could rely on—one that taught him how to walk and that taught him the basics. someone who he could go to for advice and who could help him keep his head above water. now we don’t have a characterization, but i’m going off of @thegreatlibraryfangirl’s advice and kinda semi-making my own..so um sorry if u dont like that guys..but anyways i feel like the moment jess starts to really rely and trust the other’s is the moment that melancholy feeling, that mood indigo, goes away. it doesnt go away completely, theres always gonna be a solid chunk never satisfied but thats okay because he has people he can trust with his life that will help him get through it. not only this but the bond that jess and dario (will) share in this au represents that. they’re both young—maybe 13 max but they both lack one thing that only they can give esch other; sanctuary.

[rnainb]

6 Feb 2025

the day omggg. I dont know whens my turn bcs they told us to come at the exact time as my classes before. Looked at the list of names, heart dropped for a second bcs i couldnt find mine.. guess i was too nervous bcs my name was, in fact, there (i wish it didnt fr) Got the family gc panicking for no reason 😭 Theres two sessions im in the second one no.8. And my time was at like 11?? Mom offered me to go home which i declined bcs we had to rpk rsm all at once 🌚 there was a woman jpj watching and i really spent my days memorizing for nothing bcs it was quick asf🙂‍↕️ the fun part is i get to watch other people being nervous at litar hehe

Alhamdulillah litar went well except for 3 points i neaaarly hit the yellow line but managed to adjust last minute😮‍💨 And there was this guy on the bike which i assume for him to watch over and he was like “nice👍” the z part was what i was scared of but I didnt hit the curb! And the guy again was like “cantik, straightkan kereta, pandai” HE WAS NICEEEE😭😭❤️❤️

headed back to waiting room again for road test🥶 then it was my turndhhwhe he looked intimidating… did my rsm not even half way then he was like “jalan jela” LOLL and i got the easiest road THANK YOU YALLAH thanks to my mom too bcs i didnt feel awkward with driving anymore :3 It went smoothly until omw back to the school i almost hit a person WHICH I THOUGHT I ALREADY DODGED but then my jpj instructor hit the brake and asked why i didnt dodge😣😣 couldnt even say anything even sorry i was just scared that he would FAIL ME bcs of that. Then were back and…I PASSEDD😩😩😩 soso grateful ive been stressing abt this for weeks.

I’m literally another version of my dad bcs he immediately posted the 3rd pic on his fb 😭

I forgot to mention that today is also my parent’s 20th anniversary! So we celebrated the night off at locca; which i thought was mid but dad had in it mind for whatsoever reason lmaoo

got flashbacks when we ate here the day i received my spm result 🥹🥹 I love my family they will never miss any celebrations.

++ THE PISTACHIO MUFFIN WAS SO GOOD QHATT

not only i was heartbroken bcs theres no physical licenses anymore but i wont be able to receive mine in 2 weeks💔💔💔

[sennaverstappendiary]

singapore grand prix ✩ 17.09.2023

so... this is where it ends 🥺🥺 this is where it allll ends... when i needed her (max win) most... she disappeared (KIDDING) 😭😭😭💔💔💔 nah for real i came into this weekend being hopeful but cautious, knowing max and rbr have already achieved everything i wanted them to achieve this year, except all podium finishes for max (and ofc the championships, but like, come on man) 🥺🥺🥺🥺 so like... i wasn't going to enjoy seeing max lose but it could've been worse‼️‼️‼️‼️ fun fact: this was the first race i watched while enrolled in my internship. sigh. after this my experiences will probably get shorter bc internship like blended my life and i genuinely don't remember much 😭😭😭

soo before getting into qualifying... lets talk about fp. yeah yeah every fucking weekend id say OUR PACE IS SHIT AHHH IM SO SCARED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ but like... now i was for real scared. for good reason of course but SJGHDF 😭😭😭😭😭 anyway we got da lizard on da track... love that for us 🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎 other than that no comment

qualifying!!! yeah what the actual living fuck did i just watch‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ what the fuck was that‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ U DONT UNDERSTAND OKAY i was watching w my dad and we were just... not sure if max would get pole but i joked and said lets see if max will even make q3 lol (spoiler. he didnt). ALSO MAX WHATTT THE FUCK WAS THAT TERRORISM???? TO YUKI??? jonathan i owe u my everything like im on my knees bc idk how u talked him out of 184877364 penalties 😭😭😭😭💥💥💥💥💥 like genuinely couldnt believe my eyes when i saw no grid penalty. 😁😁😁😁😁 what the hell man. ANYWAY. liam lawson q3 my fucking beloved COME BACK LIAM WE MISS U QUEEN 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

i almost didnt want to watch the race. also because ajax was on at the same time. lost twice in one weekend guys 💔💔💔💔💥💥💥💥💥 nah but i genuinely had hope was the awful part. race pace wasnt even bad genuinely it was fine. and then we just so happened to have the worst luck ever with sc. logan ily but i will not forgive u... 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 "they are sacrificing leclerc!" was gen hilarious tho like idc that he crashed george was the main character this weekend and no one will ever convince me otherwise. love him SO much my silly goober 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 the race itself was boring as fuck btw the best part was george absolutely smashing it that made it worth watching TO ME 🙏😁 and carlando was cute too,,,, ☀️☀️☀️ but i was too fucking mad at max breaking not only his win streak but also his PODIUM streak that i truly didnt care... sorry.

✩ song of the race: why are sundays so depressing - the strokes

no comment. yall can figure it out i think...

✩ extra: a small photodump

[scp230kinnie]

may I request agent strelnikov, dr gears, dr clef, dr bright, dr glass, and dr gerald with a researcher reader that they see as their kid?

also do you have a character limit? i couldnt find one so i apologize for the long request

Hi thanks for the request 🫶🫶 no character limit !! It should probably just fit into the Media Limit so i can put photos of the characters lol

Anyways I present;

SCP Foundation Personnel with researcher! Reader they See as their kid

Characters: Agent Strelnikov, Dr Gears, Dr Clef, Dr Bright, Dr Glass, and Dr Gerald

Genre: PLATONIC FLUFF

Warnings: gn!reader, cringe, blood, death, & SCPS

NO PICTURES ARE MINE

Agent Dmitri Strelnikov

Nah cuz I love him

He’d throw things at you and say “think fast” lmao

Oh you get sick one day? No you dont

He will force feed you soup

If you don’t want to take medicine may the lord help you

Hes not a big fan of affection but if you ever need it he would give you like one of those weird side hugs

He does his best to keep an eye on you when he can

He doesn’t rlly show it that well but he does care about you deeply

If anything happened to you like you were hurt, or god forbid killed, he would go feral

Or if he catches you crying his first instinct would be to ask who he needs to kill

Changing the subject lol…

Do not tell him if you have a crush on anyone in the office

He will bully you relentlessly LMAO

He genuinely thinks of you as his child

Has introduced you to a few people accidentally saying “and this is my kid (Y/N)”

He’s got a shit music taste but he will force you to listen to it

Sure, he’s the tough guy.. but not around you

He feels a bit more comfortable around you

He sucks at board games, and is a sore loser

When he’s out on missions, separated from you, he gets a but anxious but he asked people to keep their eyes on you for him

Dr. Gears

He would be you mentor when you first come to the foundation

Being in that position made him feel like a father towards you

Not affectionate whatsoever

Will pat your shoulder if you’re upset tho

He usually keeps his phone on do not disturb, aside from anything work related, and you of course

Your contact name on his phone is “dumbfuck”

Everyone at the foundation knows he’s basically your non official dad

Very persistent in making sure you get enough sleep or drink enough water

If you got hurt, especially by an SCP he would be PISSED

He has some power at the foundation tho so he would make sure it would somehow never happen again

He never smiles or laughs or anything, but he finds it endearing when you try to get him to tho

He doesn’t listen to music.

For the first time ever, you come before his job

He lends you books because I like to think he reads if he has free time 😈

He tries to make sure you steer clear of bright or clef

Tbh he doesn’t really want you to be like them (even if you already are)

He teaches you anything and everything he knows even if its the most basic task

He’s also rlly patient with you so that makes it a bit easier for you

If he ever catches you slacking he doesn’t really yell at you, just gives you a lecture

Just like a dad would

Dr. Alto Clef

Lets say you guys met through bright

He immediately takes a liking to you (platonically of course)

He buys you lots of stuff despite him probably having no money lol

He begs other people for money just so he can buy you something nice he found the other day

He just likes to see you happy

His one and only goal is to protect you

He will go out of his way to keep watch over you

Bro even recruits bright to help him

If you ever got hurt he would have his shotgun out in seconds

He would not hurt you himself, unless you take his pen /hj (reference to my other fic lol)

He will teach you how to play guitar !!

And shoot a gun 😈

He tries to help you with your work, but he ends up getting distracted then starts distracting you

Dr. Jack Bright

My bae fr

You met because you got caught up in one of his pranks 💔

He will not let you ANYWHERE near the amulet

He’s so scared something will happen to you but he doesn’t show it very much

If someone makes you upset, he has already fed them to some SCP

He always has an eye on you, no matter what

He helps you with work and he’s actually mot that bad but about halfway through he will get distracted lol

When he’s doing some prank he wants you to join him, unless it means you or someone else is probably going to get hurt

He’ll probably try to teach you how to drive (if you don’t know how) then would hijack it lololol

If there’s a containment breach he is heading your way immediately

He needs you to be safe no matter what

He buys you stuff lolol

You get sick and he’s in full dad mode

If you were to die he wouldn’t know how to survive

Dr. Simon Glass

Constantly worried for you

He’s a psychologist lol he can tell when something is wrong

Or when you’re lying

He also just generally wants to help you with anything

He can be as manipulative as he wants, but if he uses it, its only to keep you safe

He helps you with your work and researching ❤️

He’s also memorized your order for everything so he will go get you stuff on his breaks

He does absolutely everything he can to make sure you don’t get sick or hurt

If you ever do get sick or hurt, he absolutely panics

He recruits anyone to watch over you when he cant

Or he convinces the o5 to let him look at you through your office cameras

Its not creepy he’s keeping you safe I promise

He truly does think of you as his child

Dr. Gerald

He’s so funny

He generally tries to distance himself from you because he doesn’t want his bad luck / clumsiness to get to you 😭

He does try to protect you tho

Even if its from himself

Or inanimate objects

Or anything

He loves to brag about basically being your father

He loves that you still consider him a father too despite all his issues LMAO

He is kinda scared of you

He’s very good at his work despite everything so maybe get him to look over your work when you’re done

From a distance

He doesn’t really know what to do if you get hurt or if you’re upset

He will probably think it was something to do with him aw

Same if you’re sick

He will try his best but ultimately will get someone to bring you soup

He tries his best be nice

IM SO SORRY SOME OF THESE WERENT AMAZING IM TRYING MY BEST

Still working on requests so have this while u wait 😍

[threepointseven]

Platonic! Venti & Scaramouche X young/child! Reader HC’s

Type- scenario 🍄, HC’s 🌷

Flowers included!🌼= venti x gn Child! reader , scaramouche x gn child! Reader (both platonic)

Note🍀= i want genshin requests so badly 😞

Venti

- 😐

- Venti is so soft for u ong but hes so irresponsible 💔

- When he first met you, you were tiny. a little injured 10 year old kid in the middle of windrise crying for their mommy.

- He was a bit tipsy, but as he watched the tears come out of your eyes he couldnt help it and took you to his home.

- He cradled your small figure in his arms unknowing of how much you would change his life

- when he found out your parents abandoned little old you he was heartbroken, you didnt have a home, your parents left you… it was the day he decided to care for you by himself!

- He’s very playful, and no matter what age you are he’d absolutely adore you!

- He goes adventuring a lot and sometimes if the monsters he has to kill arent too dangerous like slimes he’ll take you along and teach you how to wield a weapon!

- Ever since you became a thing in his life he reduced his alcohol intake to an impressive level. Nowadays you can only ever see venti drinking on saturday nights when your fast asleep or during celebrations

- He’s also super touchy so expect a lot of hugs and him sneaking into your room at night just to watch your sleeping face and caress you

- He never judges you for anything too!! If your scared of the dark he’ll light up a few candles around your room and stay beside you until you fall asleep

- Your having trouble sleeping? Oh lookie here he has his lyre in he’s ready to sing you the most delicate of lullabies!

- It hurts him knowing that you’ll die before him, that he’ll have to see your corpse and your heart stop beating while he lives on. Those days he wishes more than anything he wasnt immortal

- He loves you so much and he’d do anything for you. If it meant saving you from the cruel monsters of tevyat and keeping you safe he’d happily awaken his destructive archon powers once more.

Scaramouche

- worst father/brother figure to ever exists pulls a ging /hj

- Scaramouche found you in the ruins of a burned down house in yashiori island, your only parent left you while he immigrated to mondstat, as he thought a child like you didn’t matter and it would be too much of a hassle to bring you along

- He watched as the rain stained your ragged clothes and your wounds from being manhandled by your father stood out.

- It itched him to see a child be hurt by their own family. He never thought about caring for a kid, but he saw you in him. Being abandoned even after begging to be kept.

- He furrowed his eye brows and gently yet firmly grabbed your hand as you both walked to his estate.

- Fast forward scaramouche is now what you’d call a big brother or your dad if you might! He’s a tough dad definitely, but even that aggressive front cant hide how much he loves you like his own child.

- He’s aggressive and strict, but you know him too well to listen to his rude comments, you know full well they arent true.

- Scaramouche has got harbinger money. Therefore he will spoil the absolute hell out of you. Oh you think that shirt looks cute? Surprise its at your bedside table. You want expensive jewelry? Stop the man before he buys the whole store☹️

-he’ll be so passive aggressive on secretive about it tho😟

“You looked so defeated and sad looking at it i had to..! This wont happen very often so savor it!!”

Hes lying he takes you on shopping sprees 4 times a week

- Scaramouche always lowers his voice around you and sometimes you’ll get to see his soft side, a side of him that vowed to protect you and treat you as his own child and or little sister.

- He’ll pat your head lovingly and have a small smile on his face.

- when he’s with you he isnt a puppet, nor is he raidens test subject. He’s a brother, a father figure, a guardian that would gladly watch the world burn for you.

- You’re his family. If anyone had the guts to hurt only god knows what scara would do to them. Whats a few mora to keep you happy? He’d fight the 7 archons to keep you safe and happy<3

Requests open! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

[gaspilles]

my very long and random thoughts as i watch the last episode of iwtv s1 for my own amusement.

spoilers under the cut

- why is lestat literally terriying. i hate him

- louis is so in love with him this is fucked. me. when.

- i love the way claudia speaks

- NOT HIM MAKING THE MAN BEAT HIMSELF UP 😭😭😭

- mardi gras 👀👀👀

- god they're gonna kill everyone

- claudia jumping off their balcony in front of so many people like it's nothing 😭

- LESTAT THE KING OF MARDI GRAS my gay dad is so dramatic

- they're fucking bribing him with a boat..... jesus christ how loaded are these fuckers

- why are they so cool. i am weak

- he is so distracted about rashid possibly being immortal

- let the flesh instruct the mind

- her throwing that lollipop upset me a lil

- LESTAT MY GAY DADHDHD

- A BABYGVcvvbv?!????? A BABY

.... a baby. i'm sorry it looks too real i'm gonna be sick

- FUCK ME GSHHSHS THEY GOT ME 😭😭😭

- Lestat's clear disgust for these women i'm cRYIN 💀

- not a bible joke told by lestathds

- NO HE BETTER NOT HAVE MADE HER A FUCKING VAMPIRE I WILL FUCKING LOSE IT. THIS WOULD BE MY LAST STRAW. LOUIS, GET UP

- THERE'S MOREvbv?!???????

- what in the actual fuck is going on

- f@g pederast satanic trio???? 😭😭 WHAT IS THIS SCRIPTJFF

- 'nEVER get mARRIEDHDJ'

- why is he about to cry rn this man is so weird

- them dancing together in public 😩😩🥹🥹🥹🥹🤎🤎🤎🤎

- "I was his and he was mine" FUCK RIGHT OFF RIGHT NOW GODDD

- PLEASEHEDHD

- how is she going to fukn get him to drink the poison when he could taste cancer in the man's blood

- NOT THE ELIXIR OF LIFEHDH ARE WE A JOKE TO U 😭😭 dont answer that

- the gore in this show will forever catch me off guard

- ohmygod they're so cool

- my love

- i'm so scareddhjshjd

- THEY GON GET CAUGHT AND HE'S GONNA KILL ALL OFTHEM PLEASE 😭😭

- i have never felt so betrayed in my life. HE WASNT TALKING TO LOUIS WHEN HE SAID THAT. GO FUCKING BURN LESTAT

- i'm gonna kill this bitch

- FUCK CLAUDIA U GENIUS

- KILL ANTOINETTE. KILL HER

- claudia u sadistic fuckergdhsjs i love you

- not louis looking at lestat in pain. this is agony

- PATYA NA SYA CLAUDIA PATYA!!!!!!

- i'm glad it was you louis

- i don't understand how he died just like that

- HE LET HIM SURVIVE ON PURPOSE

- OHMYGFUCKIG GOD HE COULDNT KILL HIM 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

- RASHID'S REVELATION OMFG

- I'M SO CONFUSEDHDH

there's too much going on in my brain rn idk how to cope

[innocent-little-babydoll99]

being serious this was actually honestly the case for me except for the sex part lol. All throughout 7-10 i literally knew nothing in math or chemistry physics (and sometimes other classes depending on the current topics) but in science or math I actually couldnt do even the very easy questions that we were supposed to breeze through just for easy free points and just looked at the clock all sad and pouty during tests and just have a sad look on my face if my teacher asked me about it and I had like 20 times at least where I promised "for real this time" that I would start learning and do the bare minimum like homework and I smiled very happy and gleefully when they would give me another chance haha and decided to let me pass

i still had like Ds and stuff like that so its not like they gave me super good grades but I know if I was a boy there is NO WAY i wouldnt just have failed totally outright. Then teachers changed and I got some woman teachers and I ended up failing and having to repeat that year what a cooncidence 😅

the best part is my male teachers were such total chumps and weak losers that they didnt try to use their authority or leverage over me, i would just act very pitiful and sad and look at them with big doe eyes and smile at them when things were good or tell them a fake story about personal problems in my life for sympathy ... this was before I ever was on tumblr but even then I kind of enjoyed feeling how I could get them to do stuff and it really made me feel validated and boosted my ego that I could manipulate them just because im pretty. it made me really lose a lot of respect for men like that that I could just use them like that and they were so weak and pathetic they couldnt even demand something from me in return... i just had to be sad sometimes and smiley sometimes and they were so desperate that was all they hoped for 😊😊

i really honestly think i would have had much more respect for them if they had put their foot down and given me the feeling they were in control and not me... but if im honest then it would have also had have to be one of the better looking teachers who had that attractive dad type of look where I would have probably allowed myself to be pressured into it if he wanted so if it was just some ugly disheveled teacher i probably would have been put off no matter how strong or masculine he behaved but as long he wasnt offputting or so I would have totally been a pliable usable defenseless little toy 😊💔

[familyofpaladins]

For the hyperfixation

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📌 how did you find your hyperfixation?

Actually a couple of my mutuals including you @eastofthemoon, @berryblu-arts, and I think @bloo-the-dragon had reblogged a couple things about the show, with comments of how good it is. ( I had also watched lego Ninjago series before though I think I haven't seen the last like 3 or 4 seasons lol, and thought well i like that so maybe I'd like this, and put it on my mental list of shows I'm totally gonna watch one day.) So when I was needing something new to watch I thought, oh hey, I'll check that out, saw it had like 20 episodes was liek yeah sure, this isnt daunting so I'll watch! And now I'm obsessed.

🎥 do you have any favorite scenes from your hyperfixation?

Aaaaaa theres a lot I like, but. Just. The entire Revenge of the Spiderqueen special.

Literally I just love that entire episode. Every scene is GOLD.

The customer complaint about food while the city is being attacked and set on fire in the background. Monkey king inviting MK to watch the fireworks with him. "Am I eating hair?!" "Its better not to think about it". Monkey king and DBK's sass at spider queen "Spider PRINCESS" "- The Would Be Queen of spiders" . Red Son's landing on the air ship. "Will you LET ME steal your ship, so I can save my father. And you know. The world. Please." The entirdy of going to the celestial realm. The getting there. Mei and Red Son. Tang going with Pigsy to find the pills cause it sounds like pigsy has no clue what to look for. Pigsy then immediately finding the pills on his own. All of them jumping back onto the ship. Huntsman trying to jump on the ship too but being caught by the big one "I COULD HAVE MADE IT!!!!" "Awww sure you could have buddy" and then the look on huntsman's face when mk jumps over their heads onto the ship. "Nice hero speech!!" "THAT WAS A VILLAIN SPEECH!!!" Later: mk gives a nice speech but followed by a kinda evil laugh. Red Son: Now THAT was a Hero Speech!!! DBK breaking out to find his son :') DBK and Red son staying and fighting with the others (they could have left! Dbk got his son and dbk is no longer captured so they could have left! They didnt NEED to stay and fight spider queen!! They could have left it to the heroes but they didnt!!!!) Red son using his flames to free mei when she couldnt get out of the webs. Spider queen: I Am the QUEEN!!! Monkey king: *walking down the side of the building and grabbing the staff* "yeah? Well, I'm the KING." Monkey king and MK holding the staff and spinning each other in the air, and monkey king going "HERE COMES MONKIE- Kid" with that proud smile on his face??? AAAAAA I love it. Monkey king turning into an eagle to catch MK when he starts falling after the attack. DBK RUNNING AND JUMPING TO CATCH THEM BOTH!!!!!!!!! Again, HE DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT!!! HE REALLY DIDNT, BUT YET HE DID!!!! Monkey king sitting on Mk's head. and then the fact that dbk and red son stuck around even after the fight was over. "We should never tell mother about this." "Agreed". This and more. Also the angry face monkey king makes anytime spiderqueen or lady bone demon threaten MK in any fashion (Protective Dad Instinct)

💔 tell us about one of your LEAST favorite characters and why you dislike them.

Hmmmm this is hard, because all of the characters are great. Like even Lady Bone Demon is a fantastic creepy villain, so I cant say that I dislike her as a character. Though I would like to fight the white bone spirit ofe making MK think he's not worthy of being the monkie kid. She's also very good at manipulating others into doing her bidding thinking it's their own idea, and I dont like people like that. (But it works great for her as a villain)

Otherwise.... maybe the fake mayor? Because hes just unnerving , and you know soemthign is weird with him, but not entirely sure what exactly. (Also... if hes the "fake" mayor, wheres the real one? Is there another mayor? Does this one just LOOK like the mayor and impersonate him, or was this guy actually "elected" into office, but definitely isnt someone who should be a mayor?? Who and What exactly is he???)

Ask me about my hyperfixation?