#so homosexual

[cal-is-a-cryptid]

It’s ya fav cryptid again

[chaosthynameisbi]

just watched the wizard of oz for the first time in 8 years and i can confidently say that scarecrow and the tinman are a couple. they are so gay for each other. tinman gives off a strong bi vibe, but scarecrow is 100% gay.

look at them. they are in no way hetero.

[tr4it0r]

He wants to order.

[aavoiding-you]

erm uhm phos

idk what I was thinking here but it came out pretty bbg‼️

[hourly-yugi]

[sxrrows-army]

they all look so girlypop like wtf is this

[meteors-lotr]

Do you like thorin oakenshield?

I bloody love the man

[my4inchdick]

smalltown boy

 "Will? Will! Will, come on, please talk to me! WILL" Mike was screaming now, far past the verge of tears. "HELP" He screamed, but they were the only ones left in the Wheeler's house. He screamed louder still as Will began to rise toward the ceiling.

     "Mike? Are you okay? Can you hear me? Mike?!" Mike sat in front of Will, whose eyes were rolled into his head, shaking slightly. "Jonathan!" Will cried, without taking his eyes off of Mike. "Help me!"

     Jonathan barged into Mike's room, closely followed by Nancy. "Will? What's-"

      Taking one look at Mike, Nancy tore through the room and began looking through Mike's drawers, ripping through clothes and books.

      "I-I- where's his music?" She mumbled, more to herself than to anyone else. "Lucas! Dustin?"

     Mike looked up at his ceiling, Will still floating there ominously. To his horror, Will's left leg snapped with a sickening CRACK. then his right leg, and both his arms. Facing Mike's ceiling, His jaw cracked, followed by both of his eyes exploding in a burst of blood. Then he fell to the ground.

       "Nancy?" Dustin and Lucas's voices came from down the hall, before they and Max entered the room, and looked, horrified, at the scene in front of them.

      "Lucas! Dustin! Do you know where Mike keeps his music?" Nancy cried from the corner of the room, still searching frantically through Mike's belongings.

       Dustin looked over to Lucas. "Uh, the, the closet! Yeah! Try the closet!" Lucas cried. Nancy got up, but Will was quicker. He dashed over, as much as he could in Mike's small room, And began frantically scanning for any signs of tapes or CDs. 

      "It's a tin box covered in stickers!" Nancy shouted from the room. Spotting the box, Will grabbed it and practically leaped over to Mike's bed, where he still sat motionless.

      "Will?!?" Mike rushed foreward, towards his friend who laid in a heap on Mike's own floor, and kneeled down next to him "Will?" 

      Will stayed motionless. Mike hurriedly checked his pulse. Nothing. 

      Mike let out an agonizing sob, taking Will's deformed head in his lap and cradling his face with his hands. Suddenly, his hands were whipped away from Will, and pinned to the ground. Vines, he realized. Then, Mike heard a voice. It came from everywhere. but it was also like it wascoming from inside of him.

      "Michael Wheeler, I know what you are."

      "Nancy, do you know where his player is?" Will knew he should know, but he didn't. He searched through Mike's tapes  for the one song he knew could save him. 

     "N-Yes! I do! It's, um it's-" She cuts herself off and goes to grab Mike's cassette player and headphones from his nightstand, Just as Will finds the song, and hands it to him.

       With shaking fingers, Will takes the song out of the case and shoves the tape into the player, before quickly hitting play and putting the headphones on his ears, just as Mike starts to float towards the ceiling.

      "You are disgusting. You are a disgrace. You are everything you've ever known not to be. You are the reason your parents don't love each other. It's because of you, that your father is distant. It's because of you, that El hardly speaks to you anymore. They'll never know truly why, but they all know that there is something truly wrong with you. 

      "But I know why. I know how you truly feel. And I know that he will never feel the same. Will will never, ever love you back."

      The words cut through Mike, who, though previously pinned to his floor, found himself pinned vertically, facing what he recognized as the Creele house. His eyes widened in shock as, seemingly from nowhere, Vecna appeared in front of him.

      "Never." Looking him dead in the eyes, Vecna raised a long clawed hand.

      "you leave in the morning with everything you own in a little black case..."

      Mike opened his eyes, falling to the ground.

      He gasped for air, clawing around him.  He needs to get out of there, he needs to get away-

     "Mike!" 

      A pair of strong arms wrapped around Mike and he reached for them. He reached for that voice. He turned around frantically, and found himself staring into Will's eyes, and he knew that he was safe.

[carsonjonesfiance]

A sitting Congresswoman got a gay man arrested for shaking her hand. If you’re wondering what the state of the Republican Party is right now.

[syrupbitee]

sanji's first days in the crew

[justdavina]

SO HOT!

[daiwild]

Finished replaying AA4. I never realized that 90% of Klavier's dialogue is him talking about Apollo's forehead. He literally asks if Apollo's "horns" are soft...

[mitchasaurus-r3x]

Teacher jon and baker martin

[sukist4r]

the closet is GLASS

[lungthief]

listen. i know it's not 2014 anymore and i know it's just a throwaway line and that the russo brothers didnt intend for marvel action blockbuster captain america the winter soldier to become the tragic gay love story that never was but man. having steve say "it's kind of hard to find someone with shared life experience" in a conversation about romantic relationships right before the bucky reveal is so cruel. it's not just about steve and bucky obviously having the shared experience of being "out of time," it's the fact that they've both been stripped of their humanity in opposite directions. steve is a legend, he is an american hero and a national icon before he is a human being the same way that bucky is a weapon and a killing machine before he is a human being. steve knows that anyone who falls in love with him in the 21st century fell in love with captain america first, and that's just not him. but then the one person who knew him first and knew him best and loved him (not captain america, that little guy from brooklyn) so much he died for it is alive, impossibly. and it's a miracle because he's back and it's horrific because he's back under the worst possible circumstances. but to steve, the winter soldier is worth tearing the world apart for because he's always been bucky first. they find each other and suddenly they're human again. and maybe, despite it all, being "out of time" becomes a blessing, because in this century they'd finally be allowed to love each other the way they've always wanted to. like real people do.

like. no. the captain america trilogy isn't about two queer men traumatized and alienated by war and modern life rediscovering and reclaiming their humanity through their love for each other. but. i mean. it couldve been

[lotus-pear]

ok gayboy