#so frucking good

[cyarskj1899]

She was so sincere & reassuring 🥹😩 oh What could’ve been. White women fucked it up for us in 2016 and in 2020. And they frucked it up for us this year.

I will never forgive them hews for that. America didn’t deserve her!

I dont wanna fucking hear a fucking word about what Kamala could have done better. Not one. Fuck you. That sick some of a bitch was swaying to the music talking about Arnold Palmer's dick. Please STFU. You sound like a fucking fool. Mutha fucka couldnt even make coherent sentences. Eat and kiss my whole ass. Mutha fucker been showing you his whole ass for a decade you bitches protested and cried about the Black woman. Man suck my “dick.”

And you know what else is bad?

I feel like I am in the twilight zone.

Not because of Trump because I expected him to pick the worst of the worst but it’s elected Dems that are pissing me off.

We have 3 groups:

-Attention Seekers saying nothing

-Those one doing the mute challenge

-The few who want to fight

actually I've been pissed since Democrats been calling for Biden to drop out.

Y’all thought trump was playing when he said he’d do bad things.

Y’all thought Harris was lying when she said she’d do good things.

Funny thing is they both were telling the truth. Y’all simply choose to believe the best about a white man and the worst about a black woman

And this is why I can’t forgive the democrats for their backstabbing and for that reason I’m going independent.

And this is why why I WILL NEVAH FORGIVE the 53 percent of ww, the 60 percent of wm, and the 55 percent of Latino men amongst others (the free Palestine and uncommitted movement) for choosing to NOT HAVING HER LEAD!!!!!!!! I will be side eyeing these people always because I can’t trust them until they prove themselves trustworthy to me

[suuushirolled]

SPUTTERS WHEEZES wanted to make a self-insert to imagine the scenes w... ees me but in Scarlet Hollow :] also go try it out, it's seriously a good/in-depth VN like what da fruck i'm shakin' so hard in my seat for chapter five bc it's gonna HIT also that Wayne romance 😳

[cosmicpoutine]

SHUT UP SHUIT THE FUCK UP MOBILE GAME OF THE DRAGON PRINCE??? OMG NO FRUCKING WAY THEW GAME LOOKS SO GOOD WHY NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

[drpoisonoaky]

A good psychologist is hard to find especially when you’re a bat-something. So go to Ivy’s house and pay a visit to the best therapist in Gotham: Harley Quinn {Part 2}

---------[Jason Todd] Jason [Entering through the window]: I need the clown NOW, where the fuck is she? Ivy: Jesus christ we have a door and you don’t need to shout. She’s literally the only one here that’s not green it’s not hard to spot her.  Ivy: But she’s in the bathroom so, wait five minutes. Jason: She said I should count before I hit someone but I swear every time I see the fucking bat ears- Ivy: Believe me, I’m not the best individual to ask for advice if you don’t want to murdering a rich guy, so maybe you should wait for her. Jason: -I stop knowing how to count- Ivy: Dude, five minutes. She’s the one who knows what to do with that info. Jason: -when I reach 5 I already murder him 10 times Ivy:  Jason: and each time in a different way Ivy: Jason: So I end up yelling to everyon- Harley: Jeez Pam-a-lamb your veggies know how to make a gal shi- Harley: Oh hiya Jason! Ivy: FINALLY do something with him ---------[Cassandra Cain] Cass: Ivy: Harley is getting some groceries. Cass: No problem, I’ll wait. Ivy:  Cass: Ivy:  Cass: Ivy: Harley: Red I'm home.  Cass: Ivy: Harley: Oh Cass hello there. Let me put this in the kitchen quickly and we can start. Cass: Sure. Ivy: Cass: Ivy: I like you kiddo. ---------[Stephanie brown] Steph: And she was lookin’ at me like that while we were on the rooftop but then she said “you’re my best friend” and I was like YOU CANNOT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT AND SAY BESTIES Harley: Maybe being your best friend is everything to her. Steph: I mean yeah but how do I tell her “I love being your best friend but I actually want to be your girlfriend”  Harley: Maybe like that. Steph: Oh. Harley: Yep. Steph: You know after giving birth, being killed by my own father and becoming part of the batfamily I like to think that I can handle almost anything with 0 issues but I guess I'm human after all. Steph: So I'm gonna do that. Harley: Wait wait wait. Harley: Let me be unprofessional for a sec. [Harley takes of her fake glasses] Harley: FRICKING FRUCKING DUCKS YOU DID WHAT AND DIE WHEN  Step: oh shit I know I forgot to tell ya somethin’ Harley: YOU THINK?! Harley: OH MY FUCKING GOD IVY MAKE HOT CHOCOLATE AND BRING BLANKETS

[nikoco11]

hi i dont usually do this unless its anon but i needed to let u know that i love ur art like no other. whenever i see ur stuff i go., What!!!!!!!!!!!! What the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!! bcs its just that good. i cant explain how much u live in my head. whenever someone shows me good art i almost always pull up yours to show them back icannot tell u i reallt cannot tell u. URG. OGH. OUUUUUUUUUh. i always go urmfmmffffffff how do i do that thing that nico guy does. Damn ow wowow woww that nico guy is so good what the fruck. The shit!!!!!!! Ball sack!!! Gay!!!!!!!!! Fruck!!!¥!¥!!!!!!!!!!! GOH. 😾. if u asked me if i would rather play baseball or look at ur art i would look at ur art And like that would be a big thing if you knew me. like the titanic is sinking big that big Even if i was on the titanic i would still be like Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooooooo nikoco11 Ur art Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Oh noooo im drowningg Ahhhhhhhhhhh like that exactly. sorry Also what im saying is i like it. thnks do more continue enjoy live and learn and love and draw and colour and that stuff too. ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️☃️☃️☃️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️that is how i look after your art ⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️⛄️smiles laugh giggle

HOLY SHITTQGAGAAHAGAGHFG i’m gonna screenshot this and put it on my phone forever 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭thank you for the words and the yelling and the snowmen please have a good day tysm AHAHAA

[omies-odd-writing-spot]

Doom prompt 22: Jello?

A reverse Prompt from my Doom Discord, that I yeeted, but also did. Based on the Garnets Story, have some more doomdad.

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22: Your Slayer being reintroduced/finding jello and trying to make it.

It was still so strange to have someone alive around the Fortress. Just around him again really.

The Slayer stopped in the middle of the hall, suddenly remembering that fact and looked around. As if expecting the human to appear. Then remembering where he had put her, turned to start walking down to the green-house, garden level. Making it almost all the way down there before seeing bright colors, and a body, where there normally was not any. 

The Demigod slowed his pace, pausing on the stairs as he took a good look. Seeing how the human was leaning against the rails on her left side carefully, both arms tucked up against her front. A water bottle was beside her, and a couple odd boxes. The Slayer tilted his head, coming down the few steps to crouch on them.

He chuffed softly, finding that Lily was dozing, and reached out to tap against her knee. Being mindful of any reaction and ready to catch if needed. Lily tensed up, but thankfully did not last out in a way that would hurt herself. 

Confused and almost scared, but it did not seem like she was scared of him. As Lily relaxed once recognizing him, maybe scared she could not recognize the Fortress?

“...hmm?” The Slayer made the soft sound, watching Lily take two deeper breaths. 

“You…are…a frucking shark.” Lily mumbled, “Coming out of nowhere like that. Don't you make any sound?”

The Slayer shrugged broad shoulders, and then frowned for a moment as he thought about the human signs. Where go?

It took a moment for herself to put together his attempt, but this time Lily did not seem to need Vega translation. Lily picked up the two boxes beside her to show them to the bigger, not quite man. “The galley… uh, kitchen? I wanted to make a treat.”

The Slayer blinked at the colorful boxes, puzzled how they would be a treat. He looked up the stairs, then down, suddenly realized that Lily only made it halfway up the first section to the level of the kitchen. Getting up part way, the Demigod offered his hands to Lily with another questioning humm, offering to take her up there.

The human was clearly tired and it showed as she nodded, “I could use a hand.”

Lily started to carefully reach up, but squeaked as the Slayer leaned forward into her personal space… and just picked her up. Lily squeaked in surprise, getting squished a bit as the Slayer grabbed her water bottle and started walking back up the stairs to the level of the kitchen. The young woman blinked, and then sighed as Lily was resigned to her fate so to say. 

“You’re too big sometimes,” Lily noted, feeling the chuckle from the Slayer before  she looked up. “Well, you are.”

The Slayer smiled slowly at the human, snorting softly again before shifting and walking into the long dining hall like space. He hesitated for some reason before walking in with what suspiciously sounded like a sigh.

“It’s really… quiet here, isn’t it?” Lily realized, shifting a bit, only to get a reflexive squish from the Slayer.

The demigod blinked, looked down then lifted an eyebrow, feeling the girl… young human? She shivered? There was a low sound from the Slayer, before remembering there was no threat, no monster but himself around. For a moment he stood awkwardly in the middle of the room, not sure what to do.

Lily giggled, the human wiggled to be put down, and she wavered on her feet once on her feet, the Demigod caught her at once. He looked guilty at the wince as his hand closed around the bruising already up and down her right arm. Letting go, the Slayer was not sure what to do now. 

He almost startled, but froze as a smaller hand grasped his left hand. The Slayer blinked, expecting a smack at least but Lily just held on tight for balance, gripping the small boxes in her other hand. The tug that followed was not anywhere needed to actually get him moving if he did not want, but the Slayer blinked and fallowed after the human. Careful to not run her over by shortening his stride a lot. “Hm?”

“Come on big guy,” Lily tugged again, gripping his thumb and a few fingers. “Let's have the treat… or make some. It’ll need to be set, but we can have something before or after dinner.”

He liked treats.

The Slayer followed Lily into the kitchen, his expression seemed stuck in a calm curiosity. As if he was not quite believing what was going on with his day after cleaning up. Not used to having another living thing around that both did not want to kill him but… not scared of him?

He could almost imagine that lingering leery-ness was fading in the tiny human. Well, nearly tiny… no. wait. The Slayer put a hand on Lily’s head, smiling at the squeak he got. Yes, she was very tiny. 

“Really?” Lily demanded, trying her best to flail at his hand and arm, but her own movements were still restricted with injuries on both arms. It was not very impressive at all, and Lily stopped with a hiss of pain.

Vega? The Slayer signed up at the nearest camera after pausing to look. Pain-killer?

“I have some on the way.” The AI spoke, startling Lily to looking back, missing what had been signed.

“What now?” Lily demanded, trying to remember what time it was. At all. 

“The Slayer, John, asked me for something.” Vega explained, “Can you reach the counter Lily?”

John?

The Slayer blinked, and then he smiled lopsidedly thanks to the scars. He had almost forgotten he had given that name to Lily to use. John Doe indeed. He walked back over to the human and reached out, nudging Lily to go inside the kitchen itself. Watching his human intently, until she looked back up before signing carefully. What is treat?

“Oh, um, I was saving some jello.” Lily held up one red box that looked to have a berry of some kind on it. “Not sure I’m up for cooking right now, but this just needs hot water and time. I left a boredom bag up here.”

The Slayer, John, tilted his head, making a questioning motion.

“My boredom bag?” Lily echoed, half guessing, at a nod she padded over to one counter to the side. A blue and green bag was sitting on the edge of the counter. Carefully reaching with her left arm to pull the flap open, and then showed John one of the skeins of yarn she still had left. It was a bright orange color, and there was a scarf midway attached to it. “It’s crafts and things I can do between waiting for things to cook or resting.”

John leaned over, poking at the bag and looked inside to see what else was there. Making a surprised sound, but seemed pleased. Reaching out to ruffle Lily’s short hair, and then stole one of the boxes she held to look it over. Inspecting it very carefully, as if the text was alien or even just a font that was hard to read. Slowly he finger spelled out the biggest letters. J-E-L-L-O

“Jello,” Lily echoed and half showed, half offered the other box. “We need some hot water, cold water, a dish or bowl and the fridge. Erm… fridge equivalent.”

John chuckled, glancing around the kitchen space and stooped close to the smaller human. Wrapping his left arm around her to just pick Lily up, grinning at the startled squeak and shifted to set the human on the counter beside the stove area. Peering at the pot of water left there from another time. He picked it up to sniff, and then sip, testing if it was used and forgotten, or filled and forgotten?

Lily was making sure all of herself was in place before huffing, “Really? And that’s fresh, I couldn’t find a teapot, its for tea or cider or coffee.”

“Mm…” John paused at the mention of coffee, looking over at Lily hopefully, even as he started the pot to boil and setting the boxes aside. Looking around and moved to get two mugs from beside the sink, and poked around the dishes collected and from the Fortress itself. The altered man turned and showed Lily a wide, shallow bowl with a questioning huff.

Lily nodded, but was staying in the spot she was put. Trying not to show she was tired, but had the big jar of instant coffee that had come from her home Platform’s stores. “That should work! Grab the bottle with gold on it too?”

The Slayer tilted his head, puzzled, but put the mugs in the bowl, and reached for a bottle that had a gold label and an amber fluid inside. Almost forgetting to grab the powdered creamer that he had found when scavenging. Offering it to Lily with a hopeful expression, he liked it when she made the coffee now. 

Lily was reaching behind her, picking up a box left near the stove top. Getting some tea bags and the sugar jar. “Do you know where the baking cups from the Platform are?”

John considered as he heard the sound of one of the drones coming closer. Colorful? Small?

“Yeah they were colorful cups.” Lily nodded, starting to make John's coffee, then prepping tea for herself in the lobster mug. Looking up as there was movement, one of the hover drones, she squinted at seeing it had a now familiar injector. “...rude.”

“You are due for the next dose, miss Lily.” Vega reminded over the speakers.

“I don't like it,” Lily could not help but complain. There was a chuckle from John and she sighed, “Well, the painkiller part is good and all but I just… sleep after. I want to make dinner.” 

The Demigod came back, taking the syringe from the drone and stood in front of Lily. He tapped her right wrist, offering a hand for Lily to put her arm in. It was better to listen to Vega for this, and he rumbled a pleased tone at getting the arm. Finding the right spot and vain without any issues, watching as Lily relaxed a few seconds after the hiss of the injector. Better?

“Yeah.” Lily flexed her hands to test, thankfully the new doses of the Argenta medication was not so strong. She had a little bit before Lily would need to take a nap. “Water is hot, if you can get the baking cups?”

“Mhm,” John hummed in agreement, getting the requested little, colorful cups from where he had stashed them. Coming back to see Lily pulling the small pot closer, away from the heat as it was simmering instead of boiling. The Demigod gave a low sound, worried as he set the little stack of cups beside his human.

Lily thankfully took the biggest of the little cups by the handle and scooped some water in both the tea and coffee cups. “Here, grab the jello boxes, if we get this made and in the fridge before starting dinner, it should be ready by then.”

John hummed again, not minding following instructions for making this ‘jello’ thing. It smelled… something like he should know what it was. Fruity for sure as Lily mixed the powder. Sugar? He snorted at the dust and took the bowl and little blue cup that was offered with instructions to put three cups of water in the bowl now that the sugar was now dissolved. He paused to lift the bowl of warm, flavored water, sniffed it and then just took a sip to taste.

“Hey!” Lily protested, pushing at his hip with a foot, “Don't drink it! You have to add the cold water and let it set- big guy!”

John took another sip, stepping away from Lily and grinning. The very intense and sweet flavor actually got rid of the lingering taste of the chemical cleaners he used in decontamination. The Demigod did eventually add in the water, tried another sip to a protest behind and placed the bowl in the ‘fridge’ inset into the wall. Coming back, John tilted his head, and smiled at the pout before leaning forward. Carefully pressed his head against Lily in a small way to show some affection before picking his human up again. 

“Plplplpl….”

“Hmm,” John hummed back at the sound made, grabbing the ‘boredom bag’ on the way out of the kitchen to one of the tables by the door. Settling Lily there and then backtracking to get her tea. 

“Am I banished from the kitchen?” Lily asked, taking a sip from her tea.

John grinned, patted the girl on the head and walked back to start their dinner. When he came back with some bowls, including the one from the fridge, filled with noodles and former frozen veggies and a one of the many cans of sauce. Not the same as the tasty macaroni and cheese that Lily made, but it tasted good to John.

The Demigod hummed in amusement, finding his human. Setting the bowls on the table before stepping to the slumped form on the side of the table. John crouched beside Lily, carefully easing her back into the large Argenta chair and detangled her from the orange yarn. 

Making sure his human was fine, just napping, and he smiled. That was okay, it was not the same coma-like state as before. Lily would wake up soon. So John settled in a chair and quietly started to eat, pulling the bag over. Starting to investigate inside, pulling the things out one at a time. Crafting supplies and then a book?

Not one of his, but something that quickly caught his attention. It was a textbook of… engineering? No, mechanics, in a way.

It was one of the manuals for the platform he found Lily on. As he read through it, John noticed the small handwriting of notes. At least five different people if he had to judge, maybe six, all adding to the manual about practical things that worked better for maintenance. John smiled as he found Lily's own handwriting, seeing a glimpse of what she was like before the hell invasion. More sass it seemed. He wondered if Lily could regain some of what he was reading.

She was a lot quieter now than the notes suggested.

The Slayer was determined to let his human heal at her pace. Let Lily get back to what she could of before, and to grow into a new self if needed. He would keep her safe until then.

John closed the manual once reading through it, reaching to investigate another note book. Careful not to let any of the loose papers slide out, examining it all and found it was patterns for the ‘knit’ thing Lily had been doing. He paused at bumbling the bowl with the red fluid, blinking in bafflement at the… jiggle?

“Hm?” Distracted, John pulled the bowl over. Watching the movement before tapping the side. He sniffed it, still smelled like the sweet richness as before. He picked up a spoon and poked the wiggly red. 

Vega watched in some amusement as the great Slayer, who had plowed through an invaded Mars while technically suffering from malnutrition. This legendary warrior who was hell's only known predator was… extremely distracted by poking a bowl of gelatin. Vega could see how John would poke, watch the wiggling, then turn the bowl and poke another spot with an amused expression. The colony AI did notice that although John was playing with the food, he was being very careful not to break the surface of the treat. Willing to play with the food, but waiting for Lily to wake back up as she was the one to say it was a treat.

When the Slayer was able to try the treat, he practically purred.

[kittydragondraws]

well that happened, tadc reaction

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yipee ads :D sick beats yoo new intro yipee silly pommi silly symbols is it just me or did things get… golder nauseating i think this is a dream, soo sobble oh my god this hurts to watch i don't like thit "i don't wanna play with you anymore" toy story vibes oof collission errors at their finest best girl raggy is it just me or did she get deeper?? man it's so much better watching yt on a laptop then phone "judging by what he's been teasing" FOURTH WALL BREAK canadaland BUBBLE!! local intorvert what's with the block? LARPing :,D he's so me frfr of he's smoking GUNNY ELEPPHANT MY FAVORITE THIIIING shiny manrqquiens kinda nice ngl awww kinger :D it's giving mario movie tbh "GOD" I'M CRYING AHAHAHAHHA ooooh amazing digital yuri she just like me frfr loloo kinda sweet i looove jax ha :D pomni is me jax is so slayful wacky sound effects i'ts only been thrity seconds but i love her already this si adorable WAIT SAD BACKSTORY GUMMIGOO jax has those n genes jesus christ bunny boy i swear i've seen that joke before babootka little arms georg gummigoo is precious jax is actually horrible kuh-nife jax is a masochist lesbian gangle real OH GOD NO RAGGY girly got inverted hot chokky, or diarreah i love colission errors NOO GUMMY COME BACK POOR GUMMY SAAAAVVVEEE HIIIIIIM that's not terrifying at all it's giving n learning he's a clone vibes exstestential horror yippee :D POMMY SAVE THE DINESAW you're in out of bounds dumass POOOR GUUUY NOOOO NAW WAAAAAAA D: data in a computer WAIT THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH THAT REFERENCE wow i hate this, i haaaaaate this jesus fuck my man she wouldn't last a day on copper 9 the keys come back i legit throught that was a nuke oreo wheels he's busy being emo i love his voice NO GUMMIGOO YOU'LL LIVE ON ON TURMBLR oh shit pomni therapy it's giving cabin fever oh i'm sad now YEES POMNI LET HIM COME WITH YOU CAINE WON'T MIND HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH (hyperfixating) his legs are so frucking weird bruh like yourself you worked at C&A i love him yipeeeeee colission glitches are best glitches fudge is nauseating nd i hate him md fans before a new ep: kinger why is your head in a bucket RAGATHA NO IT'S FINE SHE'S JUST IN THE ETHER kinger admin headcanon HE JUST DIED THEY MURDERED A GUY is there like a one vomit per episode requirement or sumting AWWW HE'S BEEEEST YEESSSSS GUMMIGOO GO SAVE YOUR MOMMA are they dancing? are those cahsews on the front? EVERYONE IS DEAD oh… my… god CAINE I HATE YOU CAINE CAINE CAINE I HATE YOU were her teeth clipping? ptsd flashbacks lol RAGATHA FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING GOOD PLEASE BE RIGHT oddly wholesome awww don't make me sad NO DIALOGUE? GOOSE YOU COWARD! awwwww wait noooooo this iiiissss sweeeeet I WANNA GUMMIGOOOO PLUSHIE jax looking pretty neat ngl

[sparrowsortadrawzzz]

Okay I’m on another thought train and you are the designated person to travel with me on these trips. So. Consider. Reverse omens, right? Classic. Sometimes it’s all the angels and demons flipped, sometimes it’s just the husbands. But consider. Reverse omens but ONLY ineffable bureaucracy gets switched. If anything I think this has the possibility to be the MOST interesting variation of this au because, like, if only Aziraphale and Crowley are switched it changes some things but they’re like…middle to upper-middle class in terms of ranking? Not much about the structure of how things work in heaven and hell changes. Everyone gets switched? More variation but arguably too many moving parts and characters to keep track of. Just Beelzebub and Gabriel (or as Beez would probably called according to our headcanons Zuriel. And …whatever Gabriel is called in this. Any thoughts?) get switched? Throws the whole system into chaos! Like here’s how I see it. Season 1 Gabriel was a total asshole. No doubts about it. Heaven was institutionally fucked up and half of it was probably his fault. Beelzebub though? I’ve always had more of an impression that hell was bad because it’s, y’know, hell. Not that Beelzebub themself was an awful boss. Like aside from killing Eric that one time and yelling a bunch they actually seem like a pretty fair boss. Just evil because that’s their job. So like in this universe hell would be like…infinitely worse. But heaven? I feel like it would actually be substantially less fucked up with Beelzebub calling the shots. The other archangels and the metatitty would likely still cause problems as always but I genuinely don’t think it would be as bad. Crowley likely has a bunch of trauma now so oops but like Aziraphales boss is pretty chill so he likely isn’t as messed up as usual. They probably do still have that firm belief in Armageddon and all that but there probably less “we’ll kill you if you don’t go along with this. pick a side Aziraphale” about it and more “Look man I’ve been ignoring you and my brothe- (yes I’m bringing ssiblingzz shit into this. You probably know my brainrot well enough by now to have guessed I would.) Crowley’s shit for millennia I can’t do that any more. It’s time to fight. Please stop being stubborn I don’t wanna have kill you you’re the only bitch I respect up here.” (Beelzebub has always seemed more aware of Aziraphale and Crowley’s situation than Gabe so I kind of think in this situation they’d actually be the type to turn a blind eye to it?)

I do have more thoughts but I need to make food so enjoy this for now and share any of your ideas. I’ll probably be back soon with more.

OOOOOH WAIT YOUVE GOT A POINT THERE- I think Gabe would be some demon like perhaps Camio (from googling, he seems to be "Demon of persuassion and communication", which seems very up his alley, and his Wikipedia article mentioned him being leader of a bunch of demons, so it makes sense-), and he'd treat Hastur, Shax, and Ligur like he treats Uriel, Michael, and Sandalphon. Beez would for sure be dry, and tired, but I think ze'd be a pretty good boss too- the other Archangels may treat zir with an actual respect! ze might also give Aziraphale some slack for interacting with Crowley, since a) it's zir brother, and b) ze might understand how he feels 👀 Demon!Gabe (Cammy?) tho, he'd smell more of plastic-promises, be more manipulative and conniving, and maybe even be more in his element, cuz being a demon doesn't take a "I'm smart and mighty, follow me" mentality, it takes an obey-or-die mentality. I mean, "t-o-s-t...e. TOAST!!" put great emphasis on that ADHFH- (also him possibly being considered as Lucifer's brother? and fellow starmaker with Angel!Crowley?? SO MANY ANGST OPPORTUNITIES-) however, he would probably be extra with keeping track of the intentions of Crowley's miracles, and yeahh poor Crowbro may be kinda frucked up even more-

I think once he sees how Zuriel actually cares about him and sees him as someone other than a big scary demon, as an actual friend and companion who understands him, he puts down his guard and fight-or-flight, and changes for the better with zir. (maybe he didn't particularly enjoy having to manipulate and scare others into doing what he'd been ordered to do, but had to in order to survive? or maybe he and his possible brother team up and are conniving little shits, whatever you think is best ^^)

THANK YOU FOR SHARING ALL OF THIS WITH ME I LOVE YOUR HEADCANONS ADN STUFF SO MUCHVAHFJDHG

[the-lanessaunterer]

CHAPTER 8 IS WRITTEN HAHAHA-

I’m… I’m so sorry it took so long. I’m just waiting on the review from a good friend and then I can edit and upload it…

HO BOY IS IT A CHUNGUS OF A CHAPTER

And! Since I have way too much overtime at work and they gotta have me work less shifts, I got more time this month and next month lol.

I can even start writing chapter 9 tomorrow hehehehehe

Family drama and my own health aren’t giving me a break but… fruck that…

A lovely Mammon fic inspired me to pick up writing again lol and to STOP PROCRASTINATING AND- ugh the struggle is real lol

WE’LL SEE EACH OTHER IN CHAPTER 8, FOLKS~

[princess-of-the-corner]

Anyway, now that the new Freddy's closed William is kinda wondering what to do, though checking with the funtimes it seems like they're a bit antsy, hmm doesn't seem like a good idea to go to the Sister location anymore, hmmm if only William had a lookalike to send in his stead, OH WAIT-

So yeah, Mike is called by the father he wants nothing to do with to go to a underground animatronic place to look for clues on his most likely dead sister, he's so freaking lucky he seriously needs the money. So yeah, Mike procceds to get scooped and becomes a walking corpse thanks to the fact a bit of Ennards wires got stuck in his body, also he's so frucking pissed with his dad and his sister right now.

So William, noticing that Michael is probably dead, swipes sweat of himself cause that was close one, now, let's get this axe to the abandoned Freddy's and begin harvesting those old animatronics for their remnant (read: soul residue). William never comes out, and Springtrap gets rightfully stuck in a room.

William my dude can you at least pretend to be a decent father for five fucking minutes?

[valleyofdeaddandelions7]

Watching the episode 4 of after-school hanako kun and I have to hold myself back from screaming Cuz it's 5:15 AM

Here's the incoherent babbling of a sad bish who had an emotional meltdown 30 minutes before she watched this episode

SPOILERS!

LIKE KQNDIWNBFISKAHSHHDUNWJDOJDNFUSKJDU

MOKE YASHIRO MOKKE YASHIRO MOKKE YASHIRO!!!

The mokke being adorable lil shets!!!

Baby mokke school mysteries has single handly killed me and then brought me back to life,thank you

I wish i was a mokke tbh

RETURN TO MOKKE!!!!

"I'M BRAINWASHING HER!!!" LMAOOO NOOO BAD MOKKE!!!

MITSUBA, MITSUBA,MITSUBAMITSUBA,MITSUBA IS IN THIS my son is in this and he's ADORABLE !!!!!

ALSO THAT CAT WAS SO FLUFFYn!!!!

SAKURA IS SLAYYYIIINGGG!!!!!

The alternative universe monster raising facility thingy where sakura is the boss!!!!!!!!

THE CLOTHES!!!

Natsuhiko as a SPY?!

BABY DAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO BABY DRAGON YASHIRO !!!!!

I WANNA HUG HER!!!

BABY DRAGON YASHIRO AND HER CARETAKER TSUKASA ALMOST BURNING DOWN THE FACILITY !!!

"I don't know if those 2 are a bad match, or too good of one. "-Sakura Nanami says casually in the most monotone voice possible after her coworker happily let the baby dragon in his care burn down a whole room

Kou being so adorable with the lil hybrid mokke!!!!

awww a cute mokke-OH SHET IT HAS A GUN!!!!

Kou:"they (the mokke) say they only tried to kill and rob you 'cause you had candy." this is like the opposite of trying to steal candy from a baby,the baby is stealing candy from you now and also killing you too,the baby has a gun!!!! RUN MF RUN!!!

I love the mokke so much i wish they would shoot me too

Okay but that mokke is so cute i wouldn't even be mad,LOOK AT ITS LIL EYES!!!

BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA BABY MITSUBA !!!!

LOOK AT HIM!!! HE'S SO SMOLL!!!!HE'S DRAWING !!!HE HAS A LIL TAIL AND LIL HORNS !!!!

OMG HANAKO KUN IS THERE TOO!!!

OMG LOOK BABY MITSUBA'S LIL FACE ,I WNANNA HUG HIM WANNNA HUG HIM!!! PROTECT THE BABY!!!

AWWWWWWWW IMMA DIE OF BIDIES

HE DREW HIMSELF AND REASERCHER HANAKO AWWWWWWWWWWWW

I NEED merch made for this episode PLEASE !!!.

AWWWWW HE EEPY!!!!!😭 😭 😭

OH STFU NATSUHIKO AND FRUCKING DROWN IN THE ADORABLENESS OF THESE SMOLL MONSTERS

OMG THE ART IS WONDERFUL !!!

THEY ARE WEARING CUTE LIL OUTFITS LOOK AT EM LOOK AT EM!!!!

BIBLICALLY ACCURATE MOKKE!!!!

Even the background characters have cute outfits!!!! I want a bunny hat too!

BABY MITSUBA MADE FRIENDS,HE'S HAPPY !!!!!

I'm seriously gonna die of cuteness here !!!!

This was the best Halloween episode ever created !!!!

[an-theduckin]

Watch tmf now. This is a threat

Jesus I can't believe it has been FOUR YEARS since episode 1 what the music fruck am I doing with my life

Watched episode 1 and omg this is actually so cool ill def binge watch it when I have more free time. I also documented some of my thoughts during it (under the read more)

Whenever their eyes turn into this it just catch me off guard like it's so funny for some reason 😭😭

^ Daisy got that y/n blue orbs

The first song the mc sings is actually so good omg I love it

Why does this teacher sound like she's moaning whenever she talks

He's such a simp for daisy lmao (but based on experience they prolly won't end up together tho)

I have a bad feeling abt this Zoey girl I think she's just a gold digger and doesn't actually love Drew

I feel like I'm gonna end up kinning Milly 😭

Anyways it was really good, the conflict is interesting so yeah that's cool :3

[cyarsk5230]

If you don’t get the FQRUCK UP Outta my mentions, defending that white supremacist, sellout Beeiiiixxh!! She’s said very Anti-Black, and Anti-Semitic 💩! Especially Anti-Black. She literally got wealthy appealing to racist with her anti-Blackness. And now she’s trying to get back in black peoples good graces because she’s fired because Jewish people were outraged by her antisemitism and rightfully so never mind the fact that she disrespected black folks too! FRUCK NO! FQRUCK that HEW beeicchxt and don’t you EVER force me into loving her!!!!

[prettyflyshyguy]

Alright for the freaks who are oldschool Supernatural tumblr people, or just normal supernatural people, and for the rest who are just like me and don't know shit: I'm dumping all my garbo takes under the cut.

Mostly gonna be me either being really enamored or really upset.

No in-between. These things are either great or the worst. My tastes are specific and I'm picky with vampire fiction and rarely do I find media that ticks the boxes yet, I still watch almost anything I can find obsessively.

Who knows maybe this'll become a new casual TV series if I like the dynamics. Anyway, long post warning under the cut.

They got Bela Lugosi's Dead playing in a room full of nu-metal heads LMFAO

truly the alt communities have always been done so dirty in media

least they did their research on song choices

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jesus christ

flashbacks to my steampunk phase circa 2011

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I LOVE that this woman looks so normie and looks so delighted when she meets this equally normie looking dude in an alternative bar (i want to go there the people seem chill and the vibes are impeccable)

anyway who is this guy he seems familiar

love that they made the most normal dude in the bar the real monster good on them :)

christ they just took one look at twilight and went yeah lets TV parody this shit just for a laugh didnt they

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SHE'S 17

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(DID SHE HAVE A FAKE ID I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION)

OK ok ok you get big bonus points just for this bit. Just for this bit.

Thank you supernatural go off

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"I'm just scared I'm dreaming and I'll wake up in math class" girl me too

im sorry this woman looks so much older than 17

POINTS DEDUCTED

POINTS DEDUCTED

BAD TEETH

great eyes, horrendous teeth. very dissapointed. I'm only here for the fucked up canines because we already HAVE them and whats better than perverting the existing human form into something subtly wrong

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This show has such an aggressive title screen compared to buffy and the x files LMAO

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ok i can get behind the chevvy, the chevvy is nice

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

POINTS ADDED - holy shit points added for this cheesy poster alone really capturing the schtick of the late 2000s

ok i get it, i get it guys, they're fun, they're funny, they've got a great sibling energy, the periodic 'screaming' happening in the background of this scene is sending me

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this has been too fun so far i feel like somethings gonna ruin it

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ok this is so self aware yet the degree they're committing is just.

its marvelous. this is peak. I'm into it.

there are so many ads please i want to see dean have a bad day

Holy shit is that Skinner from the x files i love that guy

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the fashion. iconic. if anything I'll be coming back to this for inspiration for myself.

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the way Dean just slammed that guy on the car yelling "OPEN YOUR MOUTH"

yeah instant favourite.

you've rounded a corner, a dude has just beat the shit out of your brother and now he's about to force feed him blood and your response is: stand there staring like the shocked pikachu

oh so you wait till after he's done to scream "no!" in a half hearted tone

is there something I'm missing here, i know Sam gets a bit cooked at some point (does he get possessed??? idk) so I'm gonna assume thats whats going on

this is the best 'turning' scene I've ever had the pleasure of witnessing in all my years of trawling through vampire media

holy shit the team that wrote this episode fucking get it

the audio design, the acting, is so on point

Supernatural Crew you cooked so hard and I'm deeply thanking you for it

this was fucking made for me what the fuck what the fruck what the fuck what the fuc

Nooooo dont have an emotional breakdown in the bathroom looking at your fangs, but you're so sexy aha

The constant heartbeats anytime Deans in a room with someone got me grinning like :]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]

ok points deducted, again, for bad teeth but my god

the "I gotta go-" scene GOOD SHIT GOOD SHIT

someone get this kicked puppy a sippy cup

a red fanta chug jug

where is his sippy cup

look i know its probably not fun, at all, to drink red mystery meat juice on set but its gotta be cheaper than CGI teeth. Please.

Please let more relunctant vampires reluctantly chug jug (with you)

Oh Never Mind they wrote it in that he can't drink or he's stuck >:(

im still having a good time, just a bit less of a good time

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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using a large serrated knife to cut appart a horde of vampires seems like a great idea and getting covered in blood you're not supposed to drink is inevitable

but watch out

Sam: thats a pretty mentally stable thing to do

I REALLY WANT TO

CHUG JUG WITH YOU

ok this scene of him makes up for the lack of authentic blood chug jug I'll take what I can get

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Ok final thoughts: that was a solid 7 and a half out of 10

thank you Supernatural you hit almost all the high notes when most stuff falls flat for me. Still, you came soooooooooo close. And got so far. And Yet in the end it doesnt even matter.

Still, this one's going straight to the pool room, and I can comfortably say I'm throwing it on the shelf of 'comfort media' that I can go back to on a bad day.

This had some fucking BANGER scenes that surpassed my expectations and deeply pleasantly surprised me. Good shit! As someone who is hard to please, this was a riot. Still; a shame they arbritrarily rules-d him taking a chunk out of someone. Would have been sick. Could have had the great slow build up of the initial turning scene - him and the love interest, holding back - then him cracking it after holding out and snapping.

It is not too much to ask, I swear. It's a good trope.

Do I dare take the risk of trawling through fanfiction to find another horribly specific weirdo like me, because Supernatural seems huge and a scary place to fanfic trawl.

[hin0kamikagura]

Gaara: There's one thing that none of us can deny. Naruto: What? Sasuke: Oh, I know. Naruto: But- I thought you abandoned the team- Sasuke: I got bored. Gaara: Will you two lovebirds shut up so I can speak? They speak at Sasuke: Yes. the same time* Naruto: No. Gaara: Good. Naruto: But I said- Gaara: Shut up so I can speak. *Naruto goes quiet* Gaara: ANYWAYS, As I was saying Naruto: So what can "None of us Deny?" Sasuke: Dude he's literally about to say it. Naruto: Oh- ok continue. Gaara: AS I WAS SAYING- Naruto: Can you stop yelling? Sasuke: Dude, shut up. Gaara: Its not yelling, its called raising my voice. Naruto: Same difference. Sasuke: No, not really. Gaara: Continuing on Naruto: You think the ramen shop is open yet? Sasuke: Oh my lord- SHUT UP WILL YOU!?!? Naruto: But I'm hungry- Sasuke and Gaara: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR FRUCKING RAMEN OBSESSION. Naruto: But I do! Sasuke: No one asked for your opinion. Naruto: Well, no one asked for yours either. Gaara: *raising hand* I did- Sasuke: See? Naruto: *silence* Naruto: I didn't see you say that before- Sasuke: Can you shut up so he can speak? Naruto: So who can speak? Sasuke: You don't remember Gaara trying to say something? Naruto: No. Sasuke: *hand against head* Were done for. Gaara: Yea, I'm surprised you didn't figure that out earlier. Sasuke: *pushing Naruto away* So what were you saying? Gaara: Imma have to pay you later for listening better than this dumba**. Sasuke: If you wanna, its up to you. Now continue. Gaara: The one thing that none of us can deny is- Naruto: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THERES A B*TCH!*Points to Gaara* Sasuke and Gaara: I'm done. Gone. Nope. Lee: *pissed off, and then beats the living out of Naruto* The end. I also have no idea what the name of Naruto favorite ramen shop is. Please help- TND

[glassesfreekjr]

hey, i want you to know i downloaded your underpass spillway to spotify and regularly play it now cause it genuinely is so frucking good. my favorite part is the vocals, especially the frustrated screaming veering off into the base drop. playing it while biking makes me go ten times faster. it actually manages to capture that energy of a dogfight i think alot of other splat fansongs miss. just a very good song

OMG i have people playing it while biking i am so genuinely flattered holy shit awiufgaosidf

Am actually working on an ω-3 remix of this right now, considering that Undertow Spillway is being targeted for this upcoming Big Run. A fortuitous coincidence.

Am torn between calling it "Undertow Overload (ω-3)" or "Undertow Overflow (ω-3)", what do ya'll think?