#so far the title for this fic in my docs is 'Ethan Nakamura and the quest to not kill a witch'

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Ethan: so, Gunilla! Just asking here, what circumstances could I leave the Hotel completely following the rules?

Gunilla: Well people usually leave under the jurisdiction of me or another one of the Thanes on a quest.

Ethan Has-never-had-a-successful-quest-in-his-life Nakamura: A quest! I'm great at quests! what quests do people go on here?

Gunilla: They're usually sent out to kill giants, kill or stop witches-

Ethan: Witches! I knew a witch when I was alive!

Gunilla, plotting: Oh really?