#so excuse the rustyness

[storybounded]

I'm going to get comfortable with my pjs first, but I think I'm going to write (???) tonight. We'll see how I do with that. May focus on a few recent things since I haven't wrote in a while. So excuse any rustyness 😭

[inhuman-obey-me]

Counterattack

Word Count: 1.2k Description: Lucifer/MC. The Anti-Lucifer League's latest prank backfires, thanks to you. Note: Based on Lesson 63 - Hard. I've been wanting to write this since it came out. Makes vague reference to Things™ happening in the latest season. Also, this is purely self-indulgent. >>; Can also be found on AO3 here. [Mod Cosmos]

It was a rare moment of serenity in the House of Lamentation, most of its residents not having yet returned after a day of classes. You lounge now beside the Avatar of Lust, who was busy regaling his adventures of the day and the interesting stories he had heard whispered in the halls of RAD. Head resting on his shoulder, you watch as he scrolls through various photos on Devilgram on his D.D.D., a never-ending stream of notifications popping up at the top of the screen all the while.

Asmodeus suddenly taps on one in particular, and you realize it’s for the group chat shared by the seven demon brothers. You watch as Satan’s messages come in, feeling laughter bubble up in your chest as everyone realizes the grave error the wrathful demon had just made.

↳ Satan: I just heard from Mephisto. ↳ Satan: He says he managed to switch out the fountain pen. The operation was a success. ↳ Satan: Lucifer has probably already been hit by the curse at this point. ↳ Satan: We did it, Belphie. ↳ Leviathan: Uh loool ↳ Asmodeus: Wait. Did he just send that to everyone by accident?

“Oh, dear.” Asmodeus giggles, which is enough to let your own spill from your lips as he hits send on his message. “Lucifer’s probably going to be here any minute. What in the Devildom did they do this time?”

It didn’t take too long for you both to find out, as it indeed only took a few moments before Lucifer entered the house in a flurry of black feathers and burning crimson eyes.

“SATAN! BELPHEGOR!” His raised voice echoes through the foyer as he makes his way inside, searching for his troublesome younger brothers. “I am NOT in the mood today to be dealing with one of your childish tricks! Especially one that doesn’t let me get any work done for the rest of the day! I cannot believe you got that headache of a demon involved as well!”

Your brow quirks at that – can’t get any work done? The corner of your mouth curls into an impish smile, one that Asmodeus notices as he gives you a curious look.

Lucifer was always busy – helping run one of the three realms was no light matter, after all. In the recent time you had returned to the Devildom, however, you had noticed just how weary his eyes had become, just how heavy the silence could be when he went through document after document in the late hours of the night as you accompanied him in his study. Each time you asked if he was alright, he’d force a tender smile and say that work had just picked up, is all, what with the new RAD year starting and the new exchange students. A reasonable enough answer, but you knew the demon well enough to know when he was hiding something. On more than one occasion, you had seen him gaze deeply into the fireplace, lost in thought and oblivious to the world around him until you brought him back to reality. Again, he would give you a reassuring smile, insisting that he was just tired, nothing more.

Liar.

“What did they do this time, Lucifer?” You ask gently, walking out to greet the first-born as he stood in all his regal and terrifying glory. He stiffens, fingers curling into the palms of his hand as he turns to you.

“They managed to place a curse on me so that no matter what I write, it comes out illegible.” Lucifer grumbles, trying to regain his composure as he speaks to you. He could break most curses, of course, but Satan had managed to ensure that breaking this curse was more effort than it was worth. “Which means that all my paperwork for the day can’t be completed, and instead will be piled onto tomorrow’s work, which is the last thing I need right now.”

“Ah, so that’s what you meant by not being able to get work done for the rest of the day…” With a hum, you hold your chin in your hand, finger tapping your cheek as if you’re in thought. “So…that means you’re free for the rest of the day?”

“What? I mean…” Lucifer frowns for a moment. “I suppose it does, at least in that sense. Though there are plenty of other things I can get done, one such thing being punishing a couple of brats – “ He turns his attention again to the hall, gaze scanning for any sign of life.

“But wait!” You clap your hands together as if just struck by a brilliant idea. “If you can’t get any work done for the rest of the day, that means you’re free to go out with me today, right?”

Lucifer freezes, your words slowly sinking in. His anger seems to dissipate, wings folding back in before disappearing completely. In the blink of an eye, he’s back to his more human-like appearance. He turns to you again, his expression showing a hint of amusement.

“...Are you asking me out on a date?”

“Well, duh.” You shoot the demon a victorious smile. “So, how about it? We can go check out that new record shop and cafe that just opened up in Avarice Plaza!” Moving to clasp one of his hands in yours, you playfully bat your eyelashes at him. “And then we can go to that romantic restaurant you were talking about for dinner, the one you were hoping you’d have time to take me to, remember?”

With a low hum, Lucifer gives you a knowing look and his usual smug smirk, though there's a softness to it. “Now, how could I refuse such a lovely proposition?”

“Hey, hold on! That’s not fair!” The voice of the seventh-born interrupts the two of you, and you both look in his direction, a frown plastered on his face.

“What’s not fair?” You respond with faux innocence. “You and Satan freed him up for the day, so I’m simply taking advantage of the situation.” The mischievous glint in your eyes is hard to miss, which only causes Belphegor to scowl further. Satan soon appears beside him, a similar disgruntled expression on his features as he glares daggers at the eldest.

“Thanks you two! I really owe you one!” With a wink, you take hold of Lucifer’s hand and pull him away from the foyer. “Let’s go get ready and leave then, hm?”

“Yes, yes – just one thing.” Lucifer chuckles, pausing for a moment. “Asmodeus?”

“Uh, yes?” Your previous companion squeaks out, unsure if he was suddenly in trouble for something.

“You were looking for a couple of demons to experiment with that new beauty product of yours, weren’t you? The one still in testing stages? Well, I believe I have the perfect two for you.”

Asmodeus’ eyes light up before he looks to Satan and Belphegor with a wicked grin. “Oh, yes! They’ll do nicely!”

“Huh? Wait, Asmo, no – “ You hear Satan panic and Belphegor try to scramble away as Asmodeus chases after them with glee.

“Now, shall we?” Lucifer extends his arm to you, which you gladly take after giving him a slight jab with your elbow.

“You’re evil, Lucifer.”

“Of course.” He laughs, flashing you a charming smile. “But that’s why you love me, right?”

“Unfortunately, yes.” With a snicker, you usher him to get ready before leaving for your spontaneous date, glad to have an excuse to distract him from the particular burden he seemed to be carrying as of late.

[postedonline]

...annddd she’s back!

[that-trunks-girl]

Reunion: an AU

Excuse the lame title xD i just needed something in the meantime! Here's my quick little AU fan fiction. I wrote it in a first person point of view. I haven't written one in years, so excuse the rustyness of it ;A;

I want to add more to it, but I can't figure out how to put the ideas into words just yet.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1VXzRbgJOIHEF9-EvVsECEsZoMJpqx3X7U2jhjOVvdls/edit?usp=drivesdk