#so everything except the eunwoo pics r my own pics

[chaeunwoof]

▫️Mr. Lee Dongmin▪️

[moonminrecs]

it took me WAYYYYYYY TOO LONG to finally read this, i can never read much when i’m feeling stressed so i’m throwing a big middle finger at school for keeping me away from this AMAZING SM AU!!!!!! Kez did you really think I would go on liking spree and not write a review??? NEVER!!! There’s so much to unpack here like phew. 

First and foremost, this was so freaking entertaining just like the last sm au of yours i read. I know never to start reading your stories unless I plan on finishing them the same day or at least the next day (which is why I’m holding back on reading plot twist  I AM SHAKING HERE I WANT TO READ IT SO BAD). Anyways, back to cherry pickers. 

So to tell you how it went when I started reading it: I was feeling excited to finally get started and you came it strong by appealing to me with the one and only hot girl meg!!!!! I really like that you gave jungkook ALL THE TASTE and kept it up with the meg pics 😋, she was not lying her pics did get me to the quarantine in some way 🥴😭

unfortunately i can’t review every single part of the sm au 😖cause I don’t have that time rip BUT i do want to mention some of my favourite moments. 

I laughed a lot while reading this au, like jungkook had some fucked up friends (the 97 group) but they did say some funny shit now and then 🥴

1. when yugyeom and eunwoo were complaining about him getting reader’s number with ease, I CACKLED!!! I’ve been in situation where you just feel petty cause someone is out here getting benefits without the work. U N F A I R. That was one of the few times i agreed with them.

2. NAMJOON WAS SO FUNNY IN THIS!!! like he was making sense but still throwing shade cause he could, loved that about him!! Some of my favourite replies of his: “stealing guys away from dancing so u can talk to them is not wing womaning”, “rightt. you can’t date anyone we can’t beat up.it’s a rule” and more than i forgot to screenshot but I KNOW I LOVED MORE! basically i was smiling at everything he responded.

3. jungkook’s tweet about being a fourth whee, I laughed way to hard at that, you’re so freaking clever!!!

4. y/n knowing her worth!!! i was so here for that, i loved how she checked everyone when needed, even jungkook when he asked her if she was fucking other dudes 😔

5. jimin was another entertaining bean!! he always gave the best replies to jungkook’s nonsense texts lol

6. this is deserves it’s own place cause the way i laughed when jk tried to ask her for another date and she didn’t have his number saved. I WAS DED!!! honestly some dudes really do think they’re entitled to certain treatment when they have’t done anything to earn it, basically jk here until he woke tf up thank god 😩

7. Tae’s tweet about the ambiguity of brunch. I RELATED SOOO HARD!! honestly that’s my problem with brunch 

Okay so that’s all I’ve got for the list but I do want to talk a bit about reader and jk’s relationship 👀

both of them started off so wrong!! jk for wanting to get with her as a price and kiss her directly and her for pushing him away when the dude wasn’t doing anything wrong and was actually being nice and thoughtful 🥺like the date they had where he wasn’t trying to get with her or kiss her was so damn cute!!!! honestly such a relaxing read.

a little commercial break to talk about sope in this au. I WAS SO HERE FOR IT!!!!! Though I did not except it to escalate like that and have them be so serious about their relationship to the point that it would lead to such a big fight, but i like angst so it was welcome 🤪 and their reconciliation was hella sweet too even with vmin being crackheads about it lol 😫

THE SMUT BABY WELL WELL WELL!!! it was kinda of slow burn until we got to it, but once i was there i was really THEREEEEEE, Kez you’re too freaking good 😭like that smut was the cherry on top. Also I love how you wrote a vocal jungkook for this one , infinite applauds to that 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 It was sexy, it was sweet and it felt weirdly liberating to read it it lol

All in all, this was a great sm au that I enjoyed binging, thank for writing it @kimnjss 💖

cherry pickers | jjk sm au

banner by @dee-ehn​

🖇 synopsis:

— known for your body and surrounded by rumors about your sex life… rumors that he doesn’t think to doubt. until he’s meeting you… forced to realize there’s much more to you then the thonged shorts and lacy costumes.

(or, you’re a video vixen with an assumed identity and jungkook manages to see past it.)

pairing: gamer(fuckboi)!jungkook x video vixen(virgin)!reader

fic type: social media au

side ships: sope (?)

genre: a gross amount of fluff :( smut!! // some angst mixed in ofc.

disclaimer: jungkook’s friends are real assholes nd some of the things they say are… ehhh :/ i’m sure the actual 97gc is nothing like this - this is strictly for story telling purposes!!

updates: everyday. (please don’t ask!!)

A/N: timestamps make sense throughout the fic. if u want to be added to the tag list, send me an ask! + if you’ve asked to be on my permanent taglist, you do not need to ask to be added to this one !!

parts:

prologue

character profiles: 97 liners

character profiles: jungkook nd his hyungs

character profiles: yn nd crew

part one: open house

part two: basic geometry

part three: kinda cute

part four: status report

part five: bro code gods

part six: worthy opponent

part seven: birthday dinner

part eight: broke boi

part nine: moving funny

part ten: just hanging out

part eleven: formal setting

part twelve: romance factor

part thirteen: fourth wheel

part fourteen: pretty boy

part fifteen: bare minimum

part sixteen: kiss me

part seventeen: devoted hoes

mini time jump: always careful

bonus: ruined me

time jump: come over

part eighteen: balls deep

part nineteen: being gross

part twenty: food demon

part twenty-one: 190718 yn

part twenty-two: fucking yoongi

part twenty-three: keep going

part twenty-four: real different

part twenty-five: random fuck

part twenty-six: traumatically destructive

part twenty-seven: shit show

part twenty-eight: just perfect

part twenty-nine: we’ll survive

part thirty: fucking terrified

part thirty-one: break up

time jump: couple rescue

part thirty-two: only you

part thirty-three: take notes

epilogue(1)(2)

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