#so don't be confuzed

[doctorwenqing]

10 People I'd Like to Get to Know More

thank you @unshatters-your-teacup for tagging me!!!

Last Song: umpqua rushing by blind pilot - i've been obsessed with this one recently

Favorite Color: yellow

Last book: i'm currently reading three books right now: i'm rereading svsss, the disabled tyrant's pet fish, and then for book club i'm reading jobs for girls with artistic flair

Last movie: i watched conclave with friends on thursday!

Last tv show: i've been watching buffy the vampire slayer for the first time, i'm almost done with season 1

Sweet/spicy/savory: savory

Relationship status: in a relationship 🥰💙

Last thing googled: "ianthe tridentarius" 😭

Looking forward to: my sister is getting married in march!

Current obsession: ummm too many; obviously various danmei and cdramas have taken over this blog but also i got a switch and have been playing a lot of hades recently

no pressure tags! feel free to just ignore me i'm so disconnected from everyone on tumblr now i feel like and i don't think i know 10 people to tag 😅 @elivanto @corduroyserpent @luukeskywalker @confuzing @autismmydearwatson @quetzalpapalotl @nerdymeatball13 @skywalkerthrawn

[chaos-monkeyy]

❦ ➷ get to know your fellow fanfic writers better ༊ ✧.*

Tagged by @dewdropreader and @mirilyawrites , thank you!!

1. when did you post your first ever fanfic?

February 2019!

2. first character you wrote for:

Ben Jones my beloved (from Midsomer Murders)

3. main character(s) you’re currently writing for:

I don't know if I'm even allowed to answer this one 😂 Probably my own characters for original works, aside from that I really am just all over the map.. I'll say the ones I'm most likely to come back to regularly these days are Captain Pike, Mobius, and Dalinar Kholin (along with, y'know, people for them to get it on with).

4. character(s) you haven’t written about before but plan on writing about soon:

Pike's sex toys 😏

But uhhh actual people I haven't already written? 🤔 I am still toying with the idea of writing a little Jordi x Erin scene for Who Is Erin Carter? but it's anyone's best guess whether I'll actually get around to it 🙈

5. fandom(s) you’re currently writing for:

The main culprits lately have been Stormlight Archive, Star Trek Strange New Worlds, the Loki series, Stargate, and original fiction! Honorable mention to OFMD and Good Omens who've popped in there a couple times as well and may or may not continue to make occasional appearances 💖

6. platonic pairing(s) you currently write for:

.....let's say Ortegas & Pike since I did technically write them recently 😆 and also I love them.

7. romantic pairing(s) you currently write for:

All the things

Though let's be real, it's just straight up sexual pairings as opposed to romantic most of the time 🍾 But yeah, there's just.. so many to have fun with ✨

8. your top 3 tags on AO3 (if you post your works on AO3):

PWP, Omorashi... and in third place is a three way tie between Masturbation, Watersports, and Blowjobs 😂

9. your current platform where you post your works

Fanfic:

Original work:

With occasional cross-posting between the two 😊

10. snippet of the wip you’re currently working on:

..alright well here's hoping I do wind up actually finishing the big-dick-Mobius fic I started ages ago to go with @natendo-art 's hot fucking artwork 🙈

“May I?” Loki was asking— and he was trailing one hand downwards, fingers teasing along the line of Mobius’s belt. 

Mobius’s breath caught in an embarrassing little whimper, but he nodded anyway, a little distracted from wondering… Should he tell Loki he didn’t have any idea what he was doing, not really? Should he keep quiet and hope maybe Loki wouldn’t notice how woefully inexperienced he was beyond his own hands? Or— 

Mobius’s nervous train of thought was interrupted by Loki’s fingers finding his stiffened cock through his suit pants with a little squeeze— 

…And then Loki stopped, pulled back, and stared at Mobius with wide eyes and a slightly shocked look. 

“Wh… what is it?” Mobius asked, face flaming, instantly certain he’d done something wrong. “I’m sorry—” 

“Sorry?” Loki breathed, and to Mobius’s tentative relief, that slightly slack-jawed expression twisted up into a grin of delight instead. “My dear Mobius, you should definitely not be sorry about this.”

Tagging @trainofcommand , @d--dandelions , @cosmereplay , @might-be-a-lynx , @confuzing , @knight-of-skyloft , @cordeliaperry , @frankthesnek , @cuillere , and anyone else I missed who wants to do it - consider yourself tagged too! 💙

[moonliched]

What are the "procedures" for then AI developes sapience ? Is Bon Bon in danger?

Sidenote: I love him and our characrer dynamics. 💕

I am melting a little every time Moon goes confuzed.

Cutting hair -*panics*

Removing mask - beak but detechapble??

Bon in a sub charging with battle cry GET LOST YOU FISHY PERV!! -cheeze and crackers WTF?!

Is Moon aware that he acts like a slut? (If mers don't wear clothes at all then I suppose they can't phantom what humans think of sticking hands in somebody's pants XD )

oohhh fic questions🥰

so it's not unheard-of for AIs to develop sentience, but the law is kinda imbalanced. essentially if an AI is found to have already developed sentience, it is then classified as a person under the law, and is then allowed to act independently of its intended purpose and even receive compensation for the work it does. it can't be non-consensually tampered with or deactivated. however, if an AI has early warning signs of developing sentience without having reached actual sentience yet, it's still company property and can then be altered or deactivated to prevent it from reaching personhood. some unscrupulous people may try to deactivate or alter sentient AIs to avoid having to pay them or source a new AI to use, if they think they can get away with it. so BON-BON is absolutely in danger, but it's a nebulous one - it could be that if he speaks up he'll receive assistance and support from Base, but he can't risk them potentially deactivating or lobotomising him. basically the procedure is to first establish sentience through tests, and then go through the legal process of granting him personhood if he passes. but the test is at their leisure, so if they decided to just fail him and shut him down, they could. the system is flawed, and a lot of ppl know it. (also me too i fuckignfnnfjd LOVE him, and i wasn't expecting to😭)

i think alien/human cultural misunderstandings are like the most fun things to explore in this genre, esp if it's just a bit silly! Moon may not fully understand clothes, but he's absolutely trying the whoreish approach at times - look at when he's trying to draw Y/N close with smiles, humming, or the gentle approach. he's got a vague idea of the whole clothing issue from Y/Ns responses now, but understanding clothes absolutely won't stop him from continuing on as usual asdffghjkkl😅

[disneyanddisneyships]

@gyubby99

The Prophecy of Imortal Fire 3

After the plan, and the armor, Alistar made his way to the castle gardens, staring at the roses as a breeze swept through. "You're all grown up," Carol stated as she came to sit next to her son. Alistar scooted over to make room for her. "I guess....." He muttered. Carol was silent. "... I'm sorry," She stated. "What? For what?" Alistar asked as he looked at her, confuzed. "For.... killing myself... you needed me. You were 8 and i-....." Carol sighed as she turned to her son. "I should've been there for you," "Mom.... Father is..... not a good father... but I couldn't imagine what it was like as a wife. You did all you could and... that's the best we can do," Alistar stated twirling a plant around his finger. "Alistar," Carol stated gently as she cupped her son's face, turning him to look at her. Alistar sighed, leaning into her touch. ".... Mom i..... I wasn't a good person... I caused so much pain i..... I became my father-" "Hey." She stated firmly. "You are not your father. You wanna know why?" She asked. Alistar looked up at her. "Because he doesn't feel remorse for what he does. But you? Sweetheart, you feel terrible about what you did. You WANT to change. That's a big step into becoming a better man than your father. But you need to work on it. You need to." Carol explained. "I know..... but... how am I supposed to..... to.... after what I did.... mom I killed someone..... how do I come back from that?" Alistar asked. "You work hard. Do things for them. Help them to forgive you. Alistar, you have so much potential. So much kindness in your soul that was hiding... you just.... need to work on letting it out," Carol stated, running her hands through his golden hair. Alistar sighed. A branch snapped, and Alistar stood up quickly, fear in his eyes before letting out a relieved breath. "Ella wants me to show you your rooms," Mia stated. Alistar nodded as Carol stood up, rubbing his back soothingly. "Lead the way, dear," Carol stated.

....... After Carol had been placed in her room, Mia and Alistar walked together in silence. "You were practically my brother," she muttered, looking at the ground as she walked. "... I know," Alistar replied. "Ella has panic attacks about what happened," Mia stated, a bit more bitter than she expected. Alistar held his breath. "I didn't mean for that," he whispered. Mia stopped walking. "Then why did you do it?" She asked, her fists clenching. "Because I was an idiot who didn't know how to function.... I did shitty things. I'm sorry," He pleaded, not looking at Mia. "Sorry doesn't cut it. You almost killed my sister!" Mia shouted. "I know," Alistar stated calmly, his voice cracking. "So what we're alone! Are you gonna try to kill me too?!" Mia shouted some more. Alistar shook his head, looking at the floor. "Stab me! Do it! Do it now so you don't stab us in the back later!" Mia yelled louder, tears in her eyes. "I'm not gonna do that," Alistar muttered. "Then at least look me in the eyes!" Mia cried out. Alistar looked. And he broke, tears flowing down his own face at the sight of Mia crying. "Mia I'm sorry.... I was stupid and clueless and-and... I dont know how to make it right but I want to... I just want to make things right," Alistar ranted. "Well actions are gonna speak louder than words," Mia stated. Silence again before the two stopped at a door. "This is your room. Same as before when we were young. Ella didn't change anything," Mia stated before walking away harshly. Alistar sighed and walked into the room, closing the doors gently and leaning against them, his eyes closed.

..... "I think I need to teach you a lesson, boy," "Father, no... please!" Alistar's memory echoed in his mind as the images of flames engulfed the photo of Ella. "FATHER I SAID I WAS SORRY PLEASE STOP-" Alistar screamed as the punches never stopped. Shink Alistar looked down, a sword in his stomach as his father smiled menacingly over him "You'll never see her again. Failure," "NOOOOOOOOO-" "NOOOOO!" Alistar screamed as he sat upright in his bed, gasping for air and tears on his face as he caught his breath. Ella ran in. "Alistar?" She asked, clearly worried. "What.... are you okay?" "I... um..." Alistar gulped his feelings down, taking a deep breath. "I'm fine, dove. Just a nightmare," he stated before stiffening up at the long forgotten nickname. "I... uh.....  I should try to get some more sleep," he stated, standing up to close the door. "A-alright," Ella stuttered as she backed up, thrown by the nickname as well. The door closed.

[phoneyotc]

Genuine question, what is fat vs. chubby vs. plus sized? At least from your perspective? I've seen a lot people argue over which characters/OCs count as "actually" fat, or "just" chubby, or "just" big-boned or whatever. I feel like there is an honest difference, but I see a lot of people argue over it one way or another. Sometimes it gets confuzing, sorry.

From how I view it, plus size just means generally larger than the average person. Whether that means fat, extra tall, extra wide, etc. I use chubby in the sense that someone is a bit pudgy and has a bit more fat than the average person, but wouldn't be considered to be actually fat. Fat to me is past that.

These terms are all technically subjective to a point, so I don't think my perspective is objectively correct but that's just how I use these terms to describe my own HCs and such

[gremlinvapor]

“Right place right time” Sukuna x Cinderella

Part 7/8

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Chapter 7 “The slipper”

The next morning was quite eventful for Cinderella. She barely finished preparing breakfast for her stepfamily when a messenger arrived at the residence's door. They swapped pleasantries, and the messenger hastley cut to the chase. . "A murder has taken place at the palace and the guard is looking for the culprit. The people of the kingdom are advised to stay vigilant.  Anyone who provides useful information will be rewarded handsomely. Furthermore the prince has sent out envoys to search for the woman he had chosen to wed." With that the man bowed down elegantly and sat down on his horse to continue his work. "Murder." the girl thought to herself, putting her hand on her mouth to hide her shock. 

-So the prince has decided on a bride.-a voice echoed from the staircase.

A tall elegant figure lurked on top of the stairs. Seems Lady Tremain has just gotten out of her room.

-Have you heard the whole message?-the blonde questioned.

-I did. Don't bother relating it to Drizella and Anastasia, I'll tell them myself.-she said as she turned back towards the bedrooms.-You should make sure everything is in top condition once the envoys arrive. 

Dejected Cinderella went back to cleaning the residence.  While continuing her duties she thought back to the night of the ball. “To think that something  so tragic could happen within the castle's walls.” A cold shiver went down her back. Soon a group of mice have taken her out of her thoughts. The critters exasperated beckoned her to return to her tower. Confuzed, the girl followed them. When she was half way there she started to hear a commotion coming from her room. Once they reached the door the girl peered in to assess the situation. Within the room Anastasia was digging through all of Cinderella's belongings.

-W-what are you doing?-Cinderella broke out. 

Anastazia let out a short shrill scream and turned to Cinderella while covering her mouth. Mad, she dug herself out from the mound she was sitting in. 

-Where is it?-she looked at the girl accusatorly.- Give me the glass slipper.

Cinderlella shot a confused look on Anastasia's stretched out hand. The redhead motioned with it toward her expecting to be handed something.

-I know you were at the ball, now give me the glass slipper.

-Are you sure you’re not mistaken? I mean, why would I go in that ripped up dress of mine?

-Don’t try to fool me! 

Enraged, Anastasia strut closer to Cinderella. She grabbed the girl and looked through the pockets in her dress. There it was, a translucent glass shoe. She stared at it as if in a trance. 

-Let me go!-Cinderella squirmed.

Anastasia shifted her focus onto the girl pushing her deeper inside the room. Cinderella promptly toppled over the various items scattered across the place. She tried to give chase, but she was moments behind her step sister as she  locked the door shut. A bang at the door that could have been heard from downstairs has started to rumble.

-Quiet down will ya!-Anastasia berated the blonde.

-You won’t fit into the shoe anyways!-the girl snapped back.

-HA! Luck has it that I binded my feet in a way that they would. You should start getting comfortable here, cos no one’s getting you out of here.

A chilling laugh bellowed through the staircase as Cinderella stood leaning on the door of her room.

-what now?- a remorseful whisper escaped her lips.

It all seems hopeless. Is she truly destined to die locked away here while her abusers live their life out in the palace? It was all too much for the girl. A string of sorrowful tears went down her face. Her little rodent companions fruitlessly trying to console her.

Then, the girl has been alerted by a sudden sound by the window. A familiar figure climbed up onto the windowsill. The curtains flapped in the breeze framing his silhouette, like wings would an angel. Ecstatic, Cinderella stumbled through the mess towards her savior. She embraced Sukuna in her arms and he hesitantly did the same. After a few seconds the blonde pulled away and a grim expression showed up on her face.

-What did you do in the palace?-she asked accusatorly.

The man waved his hands in confusion.

-Why? Did you just run off to kill an innocent man? Don’t you know you can get executed for this?

-No, Cinderella it’s not like that.

-Then what is it like?

 Sukuna sighed not knowing where to start.

-Look, I… I stole the suit I wore at the ball. But I guess the owner didn’t want to give it up that easily. 

-So you decided to kill the guy?-she questioned in disbelievement.

-It's not like he gave me a choice. See I. I’d need to tell you a lot about me to make all of it make sense.

-Please do.

-Aren’t you locked in here tho? Shouldn't I help you escape?

-If you won’t tell me what’s going on now you’ll probably just avoid the subject. So just rip the bandaid off and tell me.

-Fine, but first tell me what happened here. 

-You won’t let it go will you? Well fine, if you insist.

And so Cinderella relayed all that had happened up to this point. Once finished Sukuna, staying by his promise, told his beloved of his origin. How he’d been a merciless killer, how he did as he pleased until, and after, the day he stopped being human. Killing being almost the only way he knew how to resolve conflict. He told her about his lack of care for others and how meating her changed that. How he laught, and felt after meeting her. He knew there was a long road ahead for him, but she was the light that he needed to find a way towards the surface. It didn’t take long for his explanation to turn into a love confession. But he didn’t expect a kiss nor anything else from his beloved. To make it clear he ripped the locked door out of the wall for her. Just in time for the carriage from the palace to arrive. She could now go after her prince if she wished to.

[askingrayla-leone]

sorry to break the immersion i suppose but im genuinely confused are you pretendjng to be a real community character or is this more of a self insert deal?? waah im confuzed😓

I don't get it. What's Community? And CHARACTER? You sound like abed lol

If you read my pinned post you'll know more about me but I attend Greendale Community College (go Human Beings) and only really interact with people I know from there on this blog . So idk you. I'm guessing you don't go Greendale. Thanks for the ask though, I guess?

[that-one-cat-meow]

All right - challenge part 3

(I name it Bendy-dog, btw)

So let's spin the wheel with dogs...

Anddddddddddddddddddddddd...

SPANISH GREYHOUND (or GALGO ESPAÑOL)

(I'm from Poland, so don't be confuzed that this is in polish... how do you write confuzed...? Did I write it even right...?)

And from BATIM/BATDR we have...

Oh God

Thomas Connor (human)

What

I don't really think that this breed and this man are even a little close to each other... Or maybe they are, don't know.

All right, let's try...

(These dogs are so skinny O-o)

That was hard... But I made this. And here's the drawing:

I don't know why, but every time I imagine Tom as human, I saw a scar on his face, so I add one. I was having a lot of problems with color of fur... I cannot decide. Finally i coloured it on brown. And when I thought that I was done... I realises that I didn't do the shadow TvT

But I've made it!

Yayyyyy

[lemonxlimee]

Why ar threre so many acrronynmns that end wiht ‘pd’ ? Confuzed…

it means personality disorder :) you don't need to worry about that right now though ^_^ wait shouldn't you guys be asleep

[chaos-monkeyy]

Get to know you game! Answer the questions and tag 9 people you want to know better!

Tagged by @hearteyesmcgarrett , thank you! 😁

Last song listened to?

Paradise City by Guns N' Roses (that poll made me go listen to Take Me On and then things got out of hand)

(oh now we're onto Don't Stop Believin' by Journey)

Currently reading

Good Omens!! I'm finally reading it for the first time 🥳 loving it.

Currently watching

Stargates SG1 and Atlantis, naturally. We're up to season 10 of sg1 though and I'm not ready for it to be done 😭

Also partway through my latest random Netflix show, this time it's El Inocente / The Innocent. Pretty good! But it's no Who is Erin Carter? or Echoes 😔

Currently obsessed with

Good omens season two and waiting for OFMD season two ashfjgjdgssg <frothing>

Also Sanderson's secret novels, I've absolutely adored all three so far and I'm gonna need to re-read them soon. Can't stop thinking about em in the back of my head

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Tagging uhhhh @d--dandelions , @trainofcommand , @stormlightarchivist , @confuzing , @jewelliffer , @knight-of-skyloft , @bluest-hyacinth and all the people whose handles I can't think of offhand, or anyone who sees it, if you haven't done it recently and want to!

(update: Last song is now Hurts So Good by John Mellencamp 😂)

[cg-twys-daycare]

Tank u for hug :( jus so cunfuzing eveyting confuzing :( -🕷🕸

Yeah, I understand, kiddo. It's very new and different for you to be Itty bitty. You don't have to worry about the obligations you have when big. You are okay to just be a little and a baby.

[lets-zofifi-stuff]

In theory I do. You see, It is told that my great granfather once dig out a full ceramic pot full of silver on his field. The thing was, the idiot that burrowed it was still around and was very unhappy about it.

Why did he his a treasure on somebody else's field? I don't know. Maybe he was doing it at night and got confuzed?

Obvousy, great-granfather did not want to give it back so the guy cursed him to the seventh generation.

Now, even if I belived magic existed, the guy was not any sort of witch as far as I know, but it is something to tell on parties.

Also there is autism, but most of my family seems to be fine with it. They think they are normal and everybody else have a problem.

edit: oh yes, I forgot the end of the story. Upon being cursed great grandfather shrugged and used this silver to built a tavern. It sadly does not exist enymore, but you all feel invited for a cursed beer.

edit to the edit: no, none of us knows what the curse is suposed to be doing, either was not specified or grandather forgotten to mention

[vxtxation]

  (( sticks???? my leg in the air???? im trying out a new alias so ye!!!

[kachinnate]

saw someone on my dash unironically say that dear evan hansen was hardly about anxiety

[jigensass]

My 2022 Review - Section 1: All the blorbos on tumblr who kept me sane.

I've never been happier to just dissociate away from one thing and have let myself run wild and free into the abyss that is tumblr.

Ever since I stopped roleplaying and made this blog as a front for Jigen content (seriously my sideblog holds all the rest of everything else and if you're lucky, you get to see some of it peek through the front), I've experienced more than ever before and I have opened my eyes to so many diverse people.

So here are the shoutouts to the people I follow and just say 'yeah you're cool'. We may not share the same interests, but you don't stop being you.

Disclaimer: these shoutouts are like your little blorbo trophy, no acknowledgement is needed but if you want to like talk or something, that's fine too.

@majimasleftasscheek - slaying as always @amaringos - bless your art @amangerine - yes, we all know jigen is your f/o. May your eternal conquest never cease. @dukeswonderousmenagerie - I don't know you, but we're mutuals and you seem pretty cool. @dased-n-confuzed - you're amazing @jigencaps - best jigen content provider out there

On to the mentions of people who I don't know your username, but I know your content.

That one person I follow who is fixated with reblogging TMNT stuff. You keep being you, you funky little scrunkly.

THAT ONE PERSON WHO INFLUENCED ME TO BUY AND PLAY DISCO ELYSIUM. THANK YOU! I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS A COLLECTIVE OF FOLLOWERS OR ONE FOLLOWER BUT THANK YOU.

And to everyone else I forgot to mention, you probably left some impression on me, so THANK YOU

[pealerian]

Cass? She is silent enough to sneak up on supers, she is competent enough to duel batman and keep standing. She is all that batman is but somehow worse. Steph? A menace of purple being able to sneak up on you and crack a joke. She is no child of the bat according to her, yet she can ridicule him without a lick of fear. Duke? I don't know him well, but to patrol Gotham in the day he must be powerfull. Barbara? she is the all knowing oracle if Tim could tear down your security without you knowing she could build another layer on it without anyone noticing. She gives knowledge that not even the government has access to as if its nothing. There is a reason that on teams with Deities, Indestructible Aliens, Speedsters and Magicians the Bats always take the lead. But then there is the man only whispered of by the rest: Agent A? The one person that can get the bats to settle down, where all the children treat the bat as any other they treat the name agent A with reverence. His name is enough to get the Batman to rest, To get Tim to stop and sleep, and to even get Jason to relax. So while the Bats are feared, the league is terrified to learn of Agent A's existent, and are even more confuzed when he is just a mild tempered butler.

There is a sort of trope that I've noticed in DC media where Batman is infinitely stranger from anyone else's perspective than his own. In his own comics and movies and such his motives are explained to you, you have his inner monologue, but the moment you put him in someone else's story, you're met with a general vibe of 'what the fuck is wrong with that man? is that a man? might be a demon.'

And this 100% extends to the batkids.

Dick? The man has no bones. From an outside perspective, he leaps before he looks, grinning and laughing as be backflips off buildings with seemingly no plan, only to catch himself with a grapple at the last minute. He's charming and warm until he can't be, and then he's terrifying, with a glare and temper that rivals the Bat's.

Jason? He has deadly aim and a steady hand. He's hulking and strong, but he's also silent. He still moves like a bat, like he was taught to in his Robin days, despite the fact that he's taller and broader than Bruce now. The Red Hood could appear out of the shadows behind you, no matter how safe you are, and you wouldn't be able to do anything to stop it.

Tim? He's smart. They're all smart, but he's smart smart. And his ethics and intelligence don't always mesh. He could tear down any security system with frightening efficiency, then rebuild it better. Logically, he's always five steps ahead.

Damian? He's the most obviously terrifying. He's small, and angry, and he has a sword that he knows how to use with frightening efficiency. He's as viscous as his father can be, but with a temper that more unchecked. He learned how to kill before he learned how to protect.

Duke, Cass, and Steph also fall under this, but I don't know enough about them to make accurate judgements.

Anyway, what I'm saying is the rogues and the Justice League alike fear the Bats, and for good reason.