#so don’t yuck my yum

[hansensgirl]

hi! i posted a sydrichie fic on my ao3. feel free to read it!

[braxiatel]

Listen I love me a good watcher as much as the next Grian viewer in the fandom, but like…. guys I don’t think he’s bringing them back. That really isn’t how cc!Grian does lore and he has confirmed that his intention is not and never was for the watchers to exist beyond evo smp.

Anyway. So permit office HQ, huh? Keeping an eye on Grian? Two eyes? Three eyes? A hundred eyes? 420692 x 10^67 eyes? ∞ eyes? e̴y̵e̷s̷ ̵e̶y̴e̴s̸ ̵e̸y̵e̵s̸ e̴̞̔̒͂y̶͖̼̖͋͑e̶̢̽s̸̫̰̀́ ̴͉̲̽͑̇e̴̼͑͘y̷̡̯̪̒e̷͍̍̆̎s̷̻̋̇̇ͅ ̶̢̊̍͜e̸̛͈͙̋y̵̧̯͓̿͒̒e̸̯͠ͅs̵̢̡̬̈̋̓ ̵̧̘̯̒̄̍t̶̢̘̺̕h̶̥̥͙͐͛ë̴̻ý̷̦ ȃ̶̠͕̰͎̣͑̔̀͛ṙ̸̭͔̊͑̑̍e̸̳̖͑̀̄͠ ̴̲͇̮̫̓̋͒̾̈́̈́͜ẽ̸͓͚̺͕̗̈́v̷͚͍̰̼̙͔͂̒̚e̶̢͇̗̒̀̂͝r̴͉̬̬̟̋̈́̆̇̕͝y̶̧̧̲̱͎̻̐͝w̶̛͔̓͗h̵̫̺̙̹̔͗͗̇̈́é̷̦̭̬̃̀̊̍̃͆r̷̢̛̜̮͇̍̌̔͗͂͌͜ẹ̸̤͒̅̄̚̚ ̸̟͍͉̝͙͂͜w̶̨̩͖̬͌a̸̧͈̺̻̩̫͗̿̈̈́͘t̵͙͓̱̏́͝c̵̰̠̬̘͘h̴̺͙͙̀͆͌̀͆͒̿i̸̹̣̹̘͂̈́̌̽͋͊͠n̸̻̓ǵ̴̭̟̝̃͋ ̶̺̦̮͍̞͌̆͂̈́̆̌̂ở̸̡̪͕̻͈́͆̅h̷̜͉̠͒ͅ ̵̨̧̭̄̀̚͘̚v̵̖͈̑̉̏͗ö̵̖̱̱́̔̿̅͊̿͐i̷̲̙̜̟̔́̑̆d̵̻̿͗̋̾̾̿͘ t̴̛͇̪́̈̐̊̇ẖ̶̨̧̡͈͚̹͎͔̘͇̘̬͊̀̓͒̍́͆͊̋͑̈́͊͗͐͝é̷̱͕̯̱̮̦̺̜̻̱̮̼̦̺̤̣̪̮y̷͕̪̻̓͂̔̓̋ ̵̡̢̛̯̫̖̝̙̙̟̉̂͐͑á̴̗͕̃̈́̊r̴̢̨̞͕͙͙͇̝̫͍̞͙͎͒͆̾̎̈͐͗͌͝ḛ̴̡̧̢͖͇̝͇͕̤̱̬̬̩̳̦̫͕̭̑̈̽̒̇̓̃́̓̋̚͘͝ ̴̡̩̼̗͓̮̙̓͜͠ͅh̷̛͚͉̭͔̮͇̖̠̋̅́̌́̇̑͒̑̀͝ȩ̷̛̛̮̣̹̪̟͔̭͍̱̲͖̥͔͊̆́̈̃̓̉͑̀͊̾̅͋͆̇̾̒̿̄̕͝r̶̡̢̧͇͕͇͈̹̙̥̠̜͎̬̃̊̚̚͜͜e̸̯̮̩̙̖̦̯͔̥̭̙̺͕̯̦̪̜͐̏̋̀̒͆̒͐̈́͒͐̏͌̊͜ ̷̡̡̜͇̝̺͒͠e̴̡̛̹̰̞̳̬͕͙̩͚̼̝̬̦̼̝͎̹̠͒̐́́̔̂͂̎̑̿͊́́͂̿̀͜͠͠͝y̸̡̙̦̪̩̳͕͌́͊̒̋̿̅͐́͊̽͘ę̵̢̙̻̞͕͍̪͙̃̎̑ͅs̴̯̣̹̬̹̘̠̄̉̀̃̆̉̋̋̇̐̌͛̎̀̑͌̀̚̕͝ ̶͒ͅw̸̭̙̹͉̭̖̋̋̑̒̍̐̂̽̓̚͝a̴̛̯̖̮͐̓̃̐̿̾͐͗̓͋́̽͒ṭ̷̢̡͍̝͔̟̱̱̘̱̫̦̹̭̠̯͚̼̖͎͙̗͑̏͌͂̇̀͋̅̄̐̿̄̂͒͊́͗͑̊̄c̵͈͉̬̩̼͇̤̯̳̯̤̞͙͖̰̟̩̫̭͒̊͆̑͆̐̿̓̍̃̀͐̓̚͘͜͜ͅͅh̴̙̣͚̜̻̟́̓͘̕͜͝ͅ ̷̺͐Ŵ̷̡͍̰͙̖̮̯̭͙̬͍͋̎͑͊̌̍͂͊͒̎̃̽̆̑̒͘͘͠ǎ̵͎̗t̸̜͉͉͔́̐͗̇͂͒̎́̿c̶̢̻̗̥̟͖̖̟͖͋̊̌̑̕ḫ̵̢̩͔͇͓̗̫̟̭̪̄͛͑̍́͒̑͝͠͝ȩ̸̛̰͕̰̿̓̉͊̿̑̌̈́̒̎͋͘r̴̨̨̨͚͉̘̮̱̖̳̲̖̭̖͍̮̖̀̈́̓š̶̢̤͖̪̭̬̼̟̮̞̼̻̫̪̯̱̟̤̰̞̩̮͊̇̀̀̓̿ ̶̡̛͉̰̳̩͓̙̫͎̟͇̳̯̻̭̖̲͉̞̅͌̽̄̌̐͌̓̓̈͌̈͛͑̎̋̎̕͘͘ͅ

[nyxfaei]

Reminder to kill the part of you that cringes. Let people have fun. It’s not harming anyone. Breathe. Get a drink of water. It’ll be alright

[violadesdragons]

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

look,,, there comes a point in reading fanfiction,,, where you begin to just slowly lower what’s acceptable,,,, sure, this fic is currently using overdone tropes and also absolutely destroying the personality of one of my favs but i literally can’t find anything else i haven’t read!!! like, this fic is centered around my favs and the plots so good and yeah this character is kissing his adoptive father in the background and i don’t enjoy that-!!! but i just gotta ignore them bc my favs r over here-!!!!!

[pedrospatch]

the thing i’m going to post later tonight

i’m either going to regret it

or it’s going to unlock a whole new side of me y’all have never seen before

[batwynn]

I just had this intense dream that I made the choice to draw only a specific (kind of a dead fandom) ship because it made me so happy to draw and it was self care and I woke up like:

I never even liked that ship when it was popular what the actual fuck, brain?? 😭

[ddejavvu]

I'm so curious! What do you dislike about the way Spence is usually written/characterized in the fandom?

I had a longer and more detailed post but then I thought it might make the hoes mad so I’m just gonna say this: he’s infantilized WAY too much for my taste

[starlightbelle]

I wasn’t even gonna watch anything about the new Descendants bc I’m not a fan (lots of potential….so much potential in that concept….not in the execution)

But the teaser was force-fed to me (via Instagram stories) and I now have to grapple with my distain for the franchise vs Brandy’s Cinderella which I adore

[deeplyridiculouslyinlove]

If the WOT books are teaching me anything about myself, it’s that I *despise* a Fated Romance storyline. The nonconsensual vibes in the female characters’ POV chapters are just really not it for me.

I can’t decide if I want this to pay off in some way later so that it has to be part of the story and I just have to live with it, or if it being that important to the final story will make it worse…

[chipjrwibignaturals]

anyway sorry to cap off my insane chip jrwi moment uh. one last complaint <3333

[pebblezone]

About to serve absolutely abysmal cunt

[ruegracieuse]

Why do you think Vicky Cristina Barcelona is annoying?

ehh it’s a problem I have with a lot of Woody Allen films (beyond his many personal problems). I just find that it has pretensions of being a film that has something significant to say about love, and specifically about women’s relationships to (heterosexual, but I don’t think Woody is self-aware or analytical enough to realise this specificity) love. The problem is that I don’t think Woody Allen has enough empathy for/understanding of women as real human beings, so it’s ultimately shallow. I think he’s trying to go for complexity and nuance in VCB, which is more than he does for the women in many of his other films, but for me it falls a bit flat. Maybe I’m biased against him, or maybe it just doesn’t resonate with me in particular, but that’s why it annoys me. I haven’t revisited it for quite a while.

That said, I still watched it when I was younger because I lived in Barcelona for a while and, like Midnight in Paris, it does portray its setting very beautifully.

[godsfavdarling]

kissing him

part of him (one-shot series), my masterlist

pairing: Spencer Reid x gn!reader summary: You and Spencer are taking things slow, and kissing him might be your favorite thing in the world. words: 700 warnings: kissing, anxious/sensitive reader, no y/n a/n: a quick little thing I wrote when I woke up! a little treat! I'm imagining early seasons Spence but you do you! I'm not gonna yuck anybody's yum!

You and Spencer had been dating for a while. Your relationship was built on cute dates, always doing something fun—museums, bookstores, parks, movies. Whenever he was home, he made sure to spend as much time with you as he could. 

You both took things very slowly because Spencer knew how anxious you were about being in a relationship. Sharing your days and yourself with someone else was overwhelming, so he never pushed or rushed you. 

Most people who saw the two of you might have thought you were just friends. 

It wasn't until you found yourselves in a larger crowd that Spencer would strategically place himself behind you—1) to not lose you, and 2) to make you feel safer. He’d place his hand on your back, barely touching it, but you could feel it, and it made your stomach do cartwheels. 

You hated how sensitive you were. You wished you could be the opposite—bold enough to throw yourself at him and have a hot and heavy make-out session. But you weren’t. You needed time, and he wanted you to feel good with him.

The light touches gradually transformed into soft hugs and holding hands. If it was too hot outside, you’d hook your pinky around his, which he loved. It always made him smile, even though he tried to hide how giddy it made him feel. 

On the metro, you’d always hold hands, not just to avoid losing each other, but because Spencer knew how much you hated fast-moving crowds and the creeps who sometimes occupied the trains. So, he’d squeeze your hand whenever he sensed you feeling uneasy.

Your first kiss was something you still weren’t sure who initiated. Was it you, looking at his lips as you said goodbye after a movie date? Or was it him, noticing how you were looking at him and slowly closing the distance between your faces? Maybe it was both. In the end, it didn’t matter. The kiss was soft and sweet, just like you had imagined it. 

The moment his lips touched yours, you felt him shudder and inhale deeply, which made you somehow cling to him even closer. You often forgot that Spencer was as inexperienced as you were. 

Suddenly, his hands were on your waist, holding you gently, and your hands were on his cheeks. Then he slowly pulled away and looked at you. Oh god, the way he looked at you—as if you were the most divine creature in the universe. And he probably saw how you looked at him, dumbfounded, trying to process what had just happened. He smiled, kissed your cheek, and said goodnight with a promise to call tomorrow.

The kisses grew more casual and soon became a normal occurrence. Kissing Spencer became as natural as holding his hand (or hooking pinkies).

It took months for the two of you to have a proper make-out session. You were on his couch, and it might have been your fault—you couldn’t stop thinking about him, about kissing him. He even wandered into your dreams.

The movie was on, but you had no idea what it was because you kept glancing over at him, your heart racing. You tried to focus and just enjoy the evening, but you couldn't. He looked so pretty sitting next to you, completely absorbed in the movie with his brows furrowed. You were in such awe that you were startled when he turned and asked, "Why are you staring like that? Do I have something on my face?"

"No, no you don’t. Your face is... just... pretty," you replied.

He blushed and said, "Your face is pretty."

You didn’t know what came over you, but right then, as he said that, you pressed your lips against his. Before you knew it, your hands were in his hair, his hands were on your hips, and you pulled him onto you as you both fell back on the couch. He opened his mouth, letting your tongue in. 

He tasted so good, so sweet. 

You loved kissing Spencer. You had always wondered what kissing someone like that felt like. What was all the buzz about? It’s just kissing, and if you thought about it too much, it was frankly kind of gross, but now, with Spencer, you understood the buzz. This was your favorite place to be.

[sincerelyrki]

MINI SKIRT

SYNOPSIS ⮕ You know Jake Sim and you love Prada, it was already a perfect combination. You just happened to always be in the same place as him, at the same time. And that place just happened to be the Prada store. It’s not your fault that your Prada collection expands as your interactions grow. Especially not considering that Jake couldn’t stop himself from fawning over you (and your mini skirts).

PAIRING ⮕ idol!jake x fem!reader

GENRE + WARNINGS + TROPES ⮕ smau. idol x fan [kinda]. forbidden love. fake relationship. love triangle [brief]. warnings will be added on each chapter.

STATUS ⮕ STARTED! march 15

TAGLIST ⮕ OPEN! send an ask or comment to be added

FEAT ⮕ minseo [woo!ah]. minju [illit]. haemin [8turn]. taesan [boynextdoor]. sunwoo [ the boyz].

A/N ⮕ okay so i’m actually releasing this one before any upcoming ones + this has been in the drafts since january 😍

PROFILES

| bunnies

| prada lovers (by force)

| homies

| fan accs

CHAPTERS

| one : no homo but i’d smash

| two : prenup <3

| three : forgot you homie hopped 😭

| four : em sowwy

| five : don’t speak beabadoobee to me

| six : jake sim? the hot australian?

| seven : #wehatesunwoo

| eight : sorry greg

| nine : (jake)

| ten : prada withdrawls

| eleven : oh fuck

| twelve : bunya

| thirteen : jakey jakey eggs and bacey

| fourteen : MAN FUCK SONG KANG!

| fifteen : bunch of make belief

| sixteen : don’t yuck my yum

| seventeen : and a pea car was cheaper?

| eighteen : my little werewolf🥺

| nineteen : FUCKING PEA GIRL?

| twenty : #streamsforever

| twenty one : MROWWWWWW😻🐱🐈‍⬛

| twenty two : 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴

| twenty three : telling me to die isn’t very sigma

tba

@ SINCERELYRKI all rights reserved. 2024.

[drill-teeth]

As we come upon the gay month, here is a friendly reminder about something because it comes up literally every year for me. In general and around this time.

If you see a post that is about or includes positivity about kink and sex and sexuality, please don’t comment “ewww sex” or “this !!! but without the sex part”.

And this is not to say you have to like sex. I am well aware that this heteronormative society places way too much emphasis on sexual chemistry in relationships. And that there are plenty of people who don’t experience sexual attraction, sexual enjoyment, or are sex repulsed. And that’s okay. And society shouldn’t be putting the pressure on you to want or enjoy sex.

This is to say that enjoying and indulging in sex and sexuality is a very important part to tons of communities, and it would be very helpful to not chime in on sex positive posts saying you don’t like sex. It’s almost like a “don’t yuck my yum” thing. ‘Cause like. I’ve noticed a ton of LGBTQ+ people feel the need to hide the sexual part of their identity. And emphasize “actually my relationships are totally emotionally fulfilling” but keep the sex part hush hush. And they shouldn’t have to avoid expressing sexual joy if they don’t want to. They should get to go “I fucked someone NASTY” or like “I masturbated in such a gender euphoric way” without feeling like they’re gross. ‘Cause they’re not! That’s awesome!

And it isn’t appropriate to go on posts celebrating and caring for people not having sex or not desiring sex or being sex repulsed and say “omg but what if you had sex” or “but sex is so good though!!!”.

Let’s all celebrate our experiences with sex and sexuality, whether sex is something we have and crave or not and not step on each other’s toes. ‘Cause we’re not supposed to be each other’s enemies. Infighting is a weapon oppressors use against us. So let’s all celebrate instead.