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Ash and Bone
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Don’t really know what this is, so reader beware lol
Warnings: 18+ MDNI, dark Leon, dark content, murder, body mutilation, stabbing, degrading talk, dead body, corpse burning
this is not sexual at all (for me) but as always, you interpret things as you see fit, not my business 🤷♀️
not proofread
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The knife sinks in easily, like it’s nothing; like a hot knife through butter skitters across his thoughts making him smile. He pulls the blade out and sinks it back in right next to it, certain this one snagged on an organ as more blood gushes from the wound as he pulls the knife out.
Giddiness bubbles up through his blood like nitrogen from a deep sea dive. Unlike the bends, he welcomes the feeling, this all encompassing excitement making his brain sing in pleasure. He sinks the knife into her body again and again.
“Brought this on yourself, stupid cunt,” he mumbles with glee, blue eyes nearly black as his pupils expand.
She doesn’t say anything— can’t say anything. Laying there like trash, something easily discarded once Leon’s gotten his use out of it.
“Didn’t even fuck you, did I?” He laughs down at her still form, “god, should’ve seen how fucking desperate you looked. Like I’d give you the fucking time of day you fucking pig.”
Then he’s off on another spiel of giggles, knife movements more sloppy as his body shakes with the force of his laughter.
“Stupid piggy cunt,” he snorts and laughs harder, “delusional fucking whore. God, what I wouldn’t do to fucking gut you’re little friends, too. Bet it’d be easy to trick them out here. Fucking gagging for attention cause none of you ever get noticed. Do you, sweetheart?”
The body lies there, cooling against the cement floor. He places the tip of his knife along her ribs and sinks it slowly upward into her chest cavity.
“Bet you wished that I’d have sunk my cock in your pussy just like this, huh?” He brings up one bloody hand to flick his bangs away from his face, “all nice and slow, making sure to get as deep as I can.”
He feels it the moment the blade slides into her heart, the muscle tearing like wet tissue paper as blood bubbles from the entrance wound.
“Oh isn’t that nice, honey?” He coos, eyes riveted to the red pooling underneath her body, “my little darling getting exactly what she’s always wanted: my attention.”
After that, Leon takes his time, stabbing the knife into her body over and over just cause he likes the way it punctures the skin.
“I heard you and your stupid slut friends giggling and whispering every time I came around,” he sneers, flecks of blood matching the freckles coating his skin, “like I didn’t feel your ugly piggy eyes on me, your pathetic lips saying those cheap words, like I’m something you could covet. You fucking piece of shit.”
He wrenches the hilt of his knife until he feels something give inside her body that’s not supposed to, a sickening crack of bone that brings a smile to his face.
“Shut you up good, didn’t I? Thought you could follow me outside the bar, trying to flirt your way into my passenger seat,” he brings the hand not wielding the knife down in a slap across her lifeless face, “pathetic fucking trash. I wouldn’t have touched you if you paid me to, just looking at you would make a man sick.”
He grins to no one suddenly, “Is that why you and your little piggy friends were alone at the bar? Only dick you could get in your nasty little snatch is one made of silicone, right? So you thought you’d try me.”
He brings the knife up to her throat and slices across it, blood sluggishly dripping down the torn skin. With a sigh, he sits back on his haunches, blade lying limply in his hand. M
“Well as much fun as this has been, you’re already boring me,” he wipes the knife on her shirt, “which shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone. I did everyone a favor by getting rid of you, dumb bitch.”
He heaves himself up onto his feet and reaches for the gas canister nearby. Dousing the body thoroughly, he pulls out a box of matches. The strike and hiss of the flame manifesting on the little matchstick makes him smile brightly.
“Best thing to do with trash is to burn it, s’what my daddy always said,” he says aloud, “I would say good riddance but damn if your not even worth that.”
Tossing the little flaming stick onto her body, he watches serenely as she slowly catches fire. He moves far enough away he can’t smell her stink as the gas makes the flame burn hot, crisping her skin and burning off the hair and clothes first. He watches for hours until there’s nothing but ash and bone left behind.
#lipglossanon#lipglossmasterlist#leon s kennedy#dark content#dark!leon s kennedy#dark leon s kennedy#leon s kennedy au#au#murderer!leon#murderer!leon s kennedy#leon kennedy#don’t like don’t read#tags and warnings are listed#so don’t be a bitch
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Biblically accurate Blurr~
Blurr's Spotlight was actually the very first Transformers comic I ever read. I remember looking at the first pages and being like, holy shit, dude why are you so ugly?? Ahahjcmgmg
#maccadam#transformers#blurr#spotlight Blurr#I opened the spotlight without any fucking context about Blurr#and for the first half I was kinda expecting him to become a Decepticon#because he was#how do I say it#a bitch. He was a bitch👌#Egotistical and arrogant and overconfident#And. Well. In cartoons those traits are typically showed in the Decepticons#He didn’t fucking care about anything or anyone except himself#This isn’t what good old autobots looked like in tfp for example#but then he decided to join the Autobots#because he wanted to do the same thing he did before the war#he wanted to do something that matters to the world#yeah this was the moment I realised that#oh fuck there it is. The depth I wanted to see in cartoons so bad.#The shades of gray#Blurrs Spotlight sold my soul to Idw comics ahaha#Later I discovered that Blurrs are fucking doomed to heroic death but we don’t touch that right now
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they have these on the fridge of their shared apartment. jancy has the other copy on her desk, obviously.
pose ref under the cut

#qpr polytectives#my qpp is coming to visit this weekend yippeee!!! domesticity is so good when you don’t have a nasty bitch in ur ear saying it’s romantic#grendan highforge#rosé drawtectives#york rogdul#drawtectives#drawfee#drawfee fanart#pose redraw#draw your ot3#fanart#digital art#polytectives
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More of my Arcane Kid AU to heal your soul.
Jayce: look mom I have a weak leg! *leg over a 90 degree*
Also… I have no idea if Sky has any family…
#arcane kid au#strawberriesandstarsart#me putting the Zaunite children in stripes cuz bitches down there STAY wearin stripes#like there are so many Zaunite designs with stripes of some sort I love it#also I guess I don’t even know if Sky is a Zaunite… imma say she was and that’s why she was so invested in Viktor#ximena is so hot also… I had fun drawing her#arcane#arcane au#jayvik#jayvik au#ximena talis#jayce talis#viktor arcane#sky arcane#sky young
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FNAF game Vanessa is doing her best to play nice,,
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#mike schmidt#fnaf vanessa#fnaf vanny#glitchtrap#fnaf#fnaf movie#security breach#fnaf help wanted#five nights at freddy's#Being nice is so easy when you don’t got a bitch ass bunny in your ear#I like to think Mike and Vanny would get along#but Vanny just has to try a lil harder to keep the friendship afloat#just because glitch is always telling her to commit crimes#let her have friends!! 😤
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doodles :3
#ethan winters#mia winters#resident evil 7#resident evil 8#resident evil#i don’t think ethan would say ‘damn bitch you live like this’ but it was all i could think about when going through the guest house#anyway#he’s so pookie#also i haven’t gotten any further cause my power went out for a week but like whateverrrr#<further in the game#my art#mithan
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sometimes letterboxd reviews are beautiful
#i love u random letterboxd stevebucky truthers#the last one really does get me#on the wikipedia page for ‘it’s been a long long time’ there is a section saying how the song is used for both bucky and peggy#in tws and in endgame#wikipedia knows steve’s bisexuality better than most of these bitches…#and barring the fact that endgame tried SO HARD not to make stevebucky gay#and appropriated the song used in tws for steve & bucky’s reunion#the fact that they used it at all for bucky is crazy#‘kiss me once then kiss me twice then kiss me once again’#motherfucker HOW DO PPL STILL SAY STEVEBUCKY IS JUST FRIENDSS#i don’t think this is something ill ever get over tbh#soapbox#stevebucky#stucky#captain america#the winter soldier#captain america: the winter soldier#im normal btw.
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Yesterday I saw someone unironically say that the reason Zelda says the house in Hateno is her house is because she kicked out Link and now lives there alone. Like, they seriously believed that she stole his house. That that was the most logical explanation for Zelda calling Link’s house hers. And not, you know, them sharing a house.
#legend of zelda#zelda#totk#tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom spoilers#spoilers#totk spoilers#zelda spoilers#Zelink#zelink botw#princess zelda#loz#link#tloz#the legend of zelda#top hits#I don’t know why it’s so popular of a post#it’s just me being a bitch#but I’m glad people like my bitchiness ☺️
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in an au where jason is going to college while doing red hood stuff, i just think it would be funny if a reconciliation between him and bruce gets kickstarted all because talia got invited to go to his college graduation and bruce didn’t even know that jason was in college or that he was graduating college until talia called him up just to brag about it.
#batman#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#red hood#jason todd#jason peter todd#batfamily#bruce wayne#talia al ghul#jason todd au#dc#jason todd dc#crack au#imagine being bruce wayne and having to deal with the fact that your ex/the mother of your child knows more your estranged son than you do#talia al ghul is the goat#jason todd and bruce wayne#the fact that jason is so willing to tell talia all the things going on in his life and not bruce must irk bruce really bad lmao#before anyone gets any ideas i do love bruce it’s just fun to dunk on him (it’s how i show my love)#lmaooo#batfam crack au#damian is listening to bruce bitch and moan about it and is totally on jason’s side because he’s a true mama’s boy and he does the same#damian wayne#dc crack#when bruce goes to complain to jason jason just blinks and tells him that he thought that bruce already knew because he’s a stalker#after finding out that bruce was not stalking his every move jason starts fake crying bc does that mean bruce doesn’t love him anymore#idk i just think it’s funny when the batkids fake cry just to fuck with bruce#batfam#bruce wayne after having kids: peace? i don’t know her?#the batkids should get to terrorize that old man (bruce not alfred btw) every chance they get it’s what they deserve lmao
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instead of bitching why don’t we all just be thankful ao3 doesn’t have ads xxx
#ao3#respect authors#fan fiction#stop crying bitch boy they’ll update when they’re ready#faith shit posts#fanfic author appreciation#but like genuinely understand what i’m saying here#no ads = no revenue#=authors don’t get paid#and so riddle me this wise guy#why are you whimpering and begging in comments for updates#from authors who are providing you with their work#FOR FREE?!
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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man
#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him#like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate#like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right#madeleine didn’t even know him#daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him#(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore#uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him#maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead#armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing#so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater#and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two#attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years#so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central#louis de pointe du lac#ldpdl#lestat de lioncourt#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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kawaii…OVERLOAD!,! >_<
#this is so cringe don’t look at me#I’ve been pretty obsessed w drawing beneey lately#anything to escape art block atp#stupid fucking blue bitch#pos#hlvrai#frenrey#gordon feetman#idk why I always draw gordo so upset#maybe I should try drawing them happily married#see what happens#benrey#passport inspection#cole’s shenanigans#cw eyestrain
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Farscape fanart? In 2025? It’s more likely than you think!

Anyway I started rewatching my favorite show and ended up inspired. The gift that keeps on giving!
#farscape#my art#Farscape fanart#I don’t even care if no one knows this one I had so much fun on this ���#pa’u zotoh Zhaan#blue-assed beautiful bitch
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, “i’m not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but she’s got all the facts and specs and everything. she’s practically a walking encyclopedia.”
and they didn’t believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didn’t listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, “oh you’re a fan? prove it” only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:

#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch who’s 5’4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#he’s charles leclerc’s puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to ‘gotcha’ me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they weren’t transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didn’t say ‘they’re trying their best’ or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i don’t know why y’all’re actin like you ain’t got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey can’t y’all just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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Imagine having so much beef with a teenage girl that it’s literally the thing that kills you
Couldn’t be me lol
#eat shit and die hemlock you bitch#don’t mess with teenage girls they CAN and WILL fuck you up#the bad batch#star wars#tbb season 3#tbb finale#royce hemlock#tbb omega#it’s just so funny to me so here’s a post about it lol
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if i keep seeing so many people refer to ayden as an indication of an unknown softness in pelor i will start setting things on fire. just because YOU cannot handle nuance does not mean the story of exandria has not contained it and done so consistently. in fact the first in depth interaction that any party had with pelor (vex becoming his champion) was a portrayal of him that was explicit in his complexity. taken straight from the transcript for 1x104 elysium, “[vex you] spin and look, whereas there once was a burning star-- and to the rest of [vox machina], you see the painful, endless light that averts your gaze-- it doesn't hurt your eyes as much, and you can see the faint features, the soft cheeks, the hairless head, and the bright warm eyes of he who brings the dawn. And you can see the smile there, behind the light. “there is hope.”” sunlight can warm you and burn you in equal measure.
that burning image of the sun has much in common with a teenage boy who steps into a dark room, and reminds the dm that it’s not dark. the same way that a teenage boy who stands by as a woman who will not give up her worship of pelor is punished because he has more important responsibilities he must honour has much in common with a seemingly benevolent lord of the dawn might respond harshly to a cleric who asks if he is worth saving while he is trying to find a way to survive so he might keep helping to provide light. the gods aren’t simple and they never have been. i am as psyched about the particular angle that downfall is taking as anybody but it is already frustrating watching people act like the gods are suddenly more nuanced because they’re in literally mortal bodies when the entire Point of the gods in exandria in the various stories we’ve seen so far is that the only difference they have with mortals is the bounds of their power. they carry all the same flaws and the same profundity. just because so much of the fandom has reduced that to black and white flatness or faulty mapping onto real world religions (or the various traumas those might have caused individuals) doesn’t mean that complexity has been missing at all from the story.
#this reads like a vague post ik but i was just tryin to vibe and enjoy the liveblogs n tweets n stuff and the good good energy#and then i saw 4 separate posts in succession bein like ‘woah new dawn father just dropped’ get a grip. why don’t you watch vex’s arc in c1#and ponder the god who accepted her as champion and saw her as a source of hope . for a Moment#like yes pelor is a cold and ruthless bitch .#so is vex. so is percy. but wouldn’t ya know. that’s not it. strange#like yes i Do think we are absolutely seeing where some of the harshness of pelor grew more impenetrable#but acting like the only thing we’ve seen of the dawnfather is cruelty. foolish and textually incorrect#cr3#cr downfall#cr spoilers#critical role#pelor#the dawnfather
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