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LOL This is me with damianfinch on ao3, i love their smutty fics so much and zosan are always so on point, the characterization goes crazy in their fics.

#i swear zosan feel like real living and breathing beings in their fics just like in the manga and anime#its crazy#i feel crazy#the way they write sanji#i feel derranged#in the best way possible#can we talk about zoro in shard island???#actually can we talk about shard island in general bc thats a MASTERPIECE#when i started reading shard island i received the biggest wipslash of characterization of sanji#that i haven't experienced outside of the canon material#and thats totally understandable bc sanji is such a complex character#and they don't just characterize him so well but also expands all of his characteristics to an amazing level#and the sanji whump😋#so tastefull#so delicious👌#but my god i feel SO lucky to have them in the fandom😭😭😭😭#im rambling#zosan ao3#ao3#zosan#one piece#fanfics#damianfinch
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yes he's my fave. yes i romanced him 4 times in a row. yes im perfectly fine and normal and have no mental issues whatsoever
#astarion#astarion bg3#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion fanart#bg3 fanart#his storyline is so gooooddd oh my god i loved it so much#he's such an interesting character i just love the way he's written#his issues with self image and boundaries and freedom of choice and aargghhh i just cant its so good#not to employ a vampire pun but. absolutely delicious 👌#in my defence tho i went about his romance a different way each time#and it was fun every time :)
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"The devil is easy to cheat."
So... I keep thinking about Mizrak and Emmanuel's conversation in the churchyard in S2E3, where Mizrak tries to appeal to Emmanuel to repent and turn against Bàthory. It's an interesting one, and worth a rewatch or two or three or seven. But the more I chew on it, the more I keep going back to the dialogue in the finale. Back to That Whole Scene™. Just, feeling this itch that there's something there. Some kind of dots to connect. And I think I'm ready to synthesize my thoughts here.
In episode 3, Emmanuel tells Mizrak, "You wouldn't question me if you'd glimpsed what I have of the other side. If you heard it sometimes in the twilight. Quiet laughter. Hell. Waiting. Whispering your name."
The laughter part is interesting, right? Like he's clearly describing Old Man Coyote/Mephistopheles. But of course to Mizrak/the audience at this point, it's the Capital 'D' Devil—or at least his own guilty conscience driving him mad. But then Maria kills him, and we actually see Old Man Coyote collect his soul.
Anyway.
Later on in S2E7, when Mizrak gets hurt, Old Man Coyote appears again. And he's laughing, and Mizrak knows that laughter must be what Emmanuel was talking about. Must be the devil. He must be damned.
So let's hop back to the finale, to the scene where Olrox turns him. Mizrak asks him, "You've seen the devil then? Waiting for me?
And Olrox tells him, "No, not the devil."
Because he knows it's not the Capital 'D' Devil, but Old Man Coyote/Mephistopheles.
But he also says, "And I think he was waiting for someone else."
I am absolutely convinced that "someone else" is Olrox himself.
Because let us go back to S2E5, when Olrox returns to the Night Creature-O-Matic. He's studying the book, and Old Man Coyote/Mephistopheles appears. Olrox says:
"I know what promises you make, and how tempting they are. And I could make good use of a powerful patron. But this doesn't belong in this world. And nor do you."
At this, Old Man Coyote leaves. This scene establishes that Old Man Coyote is trying to get Olrox to barter with him. But Olrox is clearly not willing to in exchange for whatever promise of power Old Man Coyote is tempting him with.
I am absolutely convinced that when Mizrak gets wounded, Old Man Coyote is waiting for Olrox. Expecting that if he wasn't willing to barter his soul in exchange for power, surely he will for love. Surely he'll give in and strike a deal in exchange for Mizrak's life.
So. Back to the Turning Scene. Again.
Olrox's insistence that it's not the devil, that he was waiting for someone else probably sounds to Mizrak like he's just trying to comfort him in his last moments. He kinda brushes it off with, "Still. The devil will be waiting. [...] I'm afraid, Olrox."
Which brings us to:
"There's no need to be afraid, my love. Not the devil, at least. The devil is easy to cheat."
I think Olrox's use of "the devil" here is him basically adopting the name Mizrak knows this entity by. Mizrak understands Old Man Coyote to be the devil, so he's using that language so Mizrak will understand: There's no need to be afraid of the "devil" he sees/hears. That "devil" is easy to cheat.
On first viewing, this read to me as, "You, Mizrak, can cheat the devil, and I'm going to help you. You can't die and go to hell if you're immortal."
But on subsequent viewings, it reads to me as, "I, Olrox, can cheat the devil. I can have my cake and eat it too. By turning you, I get what I want (to keep you alive/not lose you) without having to pay the devil's price."
Which I LOVE, because it makes it all sooooo much more messy. The former lets you squint your eyes and shrug and say, "Yeah, it's not exactly a GOOD thing that Olrox turned him, but what else was he supposed to do?? Mizrak was gonna go to super hell!!"
But the latter??? Ohohohoooo man.
Mizrak wasn't actually about to be sentenced to eternal damnation (that we or Olrox know of, at least). The devil wasn't waiting for him. The devil was waiting for someone else and Olrox KNEW THIS and still turned him. Not to protect Mizrak's soul/life, but to spare himself the pain of losing the man he loves again.
I've seen it said that the reason Olrox just lies back as Mizrak climbs over and bites him is because he expects that Mizrak will be upset about being turned, at least initially. But how much more appropriate does this body language become through the lens of a much deeper sense of guilt over what he's done? Of a subconscious need to punish, self-sacrifice, or otherwise try to absolve himself of that guilt? To "pay the price" on his own terms, so to speak?
And maybe Mizrak will be convinced he was going to super hell. Maybe this belief will bring him to sort of begrudgingly accept his new life as a vampire. But it will be a secret that casts a shadow over their every interaction for eternity. How long can Olrox keep that secret? How will Mizrak react should it ever to come to light? How badly will it hurt when Olrox loses him anyway—not because of death, but because his own scheme, once exposed, will likely prove to be a betrayal their relationship can never recover from???
#it's SO angsty and delicious y'all#I'm sorry but my favorite flavor of Mizrox is the one where they're toxic af... just... exquisite 😗👌✨#Castlevania Nocturne#olrox#mizrak#mizrox
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I don’t see it mentioned a lot but Hickory’s song is one of my favorites on the twt soundtrack, whether you take it at face value or see it as a broppy song those vocals are just so buttery smooth💕
#his voice is so delicious~#that lil bit of twang too 😩😚👌#the song plays and im SWOONING#no wonder mans got so many ship pairings lmao#dreamworks trolls#trolls hickory#if i ever say im not into country that doesn’t include delta dawn or hickory ok? ok#text post#i really should draw hickory more 🙏
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what if i told you.... me and the bestie are making plans for two weeks time....to get our nipples pierced together 🫣😳🥺
#IM SO EXCITED!!!#i cant afford a tattoo rn but i so desperately need to be stabbed a little bit 🥺🥺🥺🥺#its finally happening!!!#they have a top surgery to show off and exagggerate... and i have some delicious tibbies that could do with some decorations 👀✨👌#any tips/donations towards it would be incredibly appreciated and youd be most welcome to request exclusive pics in return 😘😘😘🥰🥰🥰
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dedicated my first ever mojito to Sam Axe, this was delicious fr
#i had a virgin mojito when i was 17 so i had an idea of what it'd taste like#but NO. it was BETTER#thank you sam axe for peddling mojitos my summer is gonna be delicious 👌#also i had a strawberry yogurt for breakfast too lol - I'm retroactively dedicating that one to michael westen 😅#jazzy keeps blogging til the blog ends#burn notice
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Fengcui are ridiculous. They're fully making out at this point but they REFUSE to acknowledge it out of pure spite they NEED to get the upper hand the other one must be the one to confess first!!!! Can you imagine? Sticking you tongue 5 inches down someone else's throat and still have the guts to say to THEIR FACE that they're coming onto you and you don't get it- have they fallen for you? Ooh how interesting, maybe elaborate on that? No? Well fuck you then. And then they do it again. And then they sacrifice themselves for each other MULTIPLE TIMES. Only to share the most disgustingly sweet romance that is CLEAR to everyone around them yet it remains!!!! Unspoken!!!! Even to each other!!!!
#it's like. no matter how much they progress in the relationship#the game between them never ends#it only takes on different flavor#book seven has been quite 👌 good#I think the decrease in quality in the boling and guangqian arcs were in fact real#but rn book 7 feels a lot like the initial arcs#which to me is delicious#I think either the translator or the author was lost in the transitional stage of the protag's relationship#like Cui buqu#at times#I think he showed an amount of deliberate vulnerability that wasn't worth the gains? then again this is par for the course#I wasn't yelling when they were fake kissing for the job cause it was obviously the only logical way to distract the enemy#so this actually follows the same logic but in that instance I felt like it was detrimental to the integrity of the character's personality#like it felt too indulgent I guess? as a private person myself#I couldn't help but be like 'noo girl your secrets!!!' in the boling arc#also too many characters that were there for no reason#look it wasnt very good ok the villains were all over the place#decision making skills suddenly vanished#also feng xiaolin died?? for no reason at all like why would you kill a beautiful woman.#it made no sense and fhe stalling to get feng ciao agter her body was discovered?? like as a reader#that felt like a disastrously failed mission for both cbq and fx#and then they're like 'they took all of them down!!' bro when??#all they did was run around#tell lies#and kiss#and they're so correct for that but don't go telling me this was a job well done cayse it wasn't!!#that final speech cui buqu gave yang yun? like 'you lost. I set fire to house' like they shouldn't have let him utter a word!#IMMEDIATE arrow launching. like the plot doesn't need to be complicate for me to be believe they're smart. just needs to make sense!#peerless#wushuang
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[Is giggling like mad]
Vargo pulled back from the hello kiss and looked around the room. "Where's Grey?" The original plan had been all three of spending the evening together.
"He decided we should have the evening to ourselves, since he's been taking up so many of mine."
Vargo wasn't about to complain, instead pulling Ren closer. "And what should we do with our evening alone?"
Ren pulled back with a grin. "I was thinking Nitza."
"Nitza." Vargo deadpaned. He thought about it for a moment, and realized she was probably going somewhere with it. "And what would we bargin with?"
Ren's miscevious grin lit up her whole face. "Clothes, of course. One article of clothing for each point the other scores."
"Well," Vargo drawled, thinking about it, "if the alta insists."
#evonnagale#ask#rook and rose#ren x grey x vargo#i have not yet read the other one#i suck#brain goo is not cooperating#but maybe i will remember this week?#anyway yes thank you for this Delicious Tidbit#i love the ot3 but i also love ren and vargo so 👌
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#🥝🍪#ask#nox-ceur#this Kiwi is having an extraordinary day 💚#thank you so much 💚#the wheezes are as strong as ever#great entertainment everywhere#the tea is delicious#chips have the right amount of salf#😌👌#a really delightful day#hope your day is just as fine!#Bobby is always having a fine day#Bobby will always try to make YOUR day as fine as you#because Bobby thinks you deserve it
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EVERYONE READ THIS SERIES RIGHT NOW
animal - masterlist
logan howlett x fem!reader
summary: a man with no memories and the instincts of an animal finds his place in your home, and in your heart (it’s feral!logan)
warnings: non-sexual nudity, swearing, some sexual thoughts and mentions of sex, mentions of blood, angst, drinking/alcohol, violence, killing, smoking cigars, smut (in chapter 6), oral (fem!receiving), unprotected piv, pregnancy (in the epilogue) warnings will be added along with chapters
not all facts about reader may apply to you. i tried to keep it vague enough so you can insert yourself into the story, but writing a character requires knowing their personality, so it is impossible for this to fit everyone.
chapter 1: in which you meet logan
chapter 2: in which your relationship deepens and he speaks to you for the first time
chapter 2.5: an interlude in logan’s pov
chapter 3: in which you and logan share your first kiss
chapter 4: in which logan starts to regain his memories
chapter 5: in which you and logan start to patch things up
chapter 5.5: an introspection in logan’s pov
chapter 6: in which you and logan go all the way for the first time (smut)
epilogue: in which you’re pregnant and logan’s obsessed
bonus headcanons!
lazy mornings and the proposal
more chapters may be added…
taglist: @mystiquesvendetta @raeinyourdreams @babey-fruit-bat @meetmypointlessaddiction @kneelforloki @deaky-with-a-c @hypermarvellove @littlepeanut03 @the-ruler-of-death @aliengutzstuff @misscrissfemmefatale @mynamesstevenwithav @teaganthemorningstar @blackkatzz @leryg0 @fries11 @forksloree @i5uckersblog @dragovegogrimborn @quillycrow @melday0105 @just-a-little-cellist @scorpiosaintt @akasha157-blog @insanesosciopath @eridektbh @trickstergabriel69 @lord-bingus666
#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett x y/n#wolverine#wolverine x reader#wolverine x you#wolverine x y/n#james logan howlett#logan howlett fanfiction#I LOVE THIS SERIES SO FUCKING MUCH#the fact that neither character is perfect is DELICIOUS#LIKE 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌#ALL OF THE CHEF’S KISSES
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also i got my raphael perfume finally and it smells so good…. new favorite wearing it always
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Alastor X Reader Headcanons
✅️Romantic
❌️Platonic
TW: Extreme Fluff!! Sweet Intimacy!!! A little canon cannibalism
Description: Different ways Alastor likes to be pampered by Wifey!Reader
When it comes to his wifey...Alastor is super spoiled and he knows it, craves it like nothing ever before
He's a glutton for your attention and everyone knows it
Every little act of kindness, every drop of affection and loving gaze just melts over his (shriveled black)heart like a sugary glaze
Mmmmmm glazed hearts
Great now he's hungry
ANYWAYS-
Even the normal everyday things make him feel warm and fuzzy inside
Like when you bring him his favorite tea in the mornings, giving him a soft kiss on the side of his face as you drape your arms around him
"Mm...good morning my dear..."
Or when you smooth over an unruly hair for him or fix his bow tie before he leaves the hotel
You can't have your snookums going out looking like some scruffy strawberry clown
You always make sure his staff is clean and polished, suit flawless and pressed, shoes shiny before he has an overlord meeting
You're NOT going to let your pookie bear hang around the other overlords with smudged shoes
Just. No.
Loves the days that you drag him off to the bathroom to coax him into a hot bath
"You've been so tense lately... let me take care of you..."
How can he say no to you?
He just relaxes and closes his eyes, letting your gentle fingers massage his scalp as you lather shampoo in his hair
The candles and bubbles 🫧 were a good touch too 👌
He almost always falls asleep by the time you're done massaging and cleaning him up, once you start scrubbing under his nails then he's OUT LIKE A LIGHT
Not that you mind, he's so attractive when he's sleeping
WAIT HUSBAND DON'T DROWN
Wakes up to an empty bathtub and a warm towel being wrapped around him by his delicious boo
You're so good to him how did you know he needed this
Always finds himself in a better mood after that, like his problems have all been washed and scrubbed away by your gentle pampering
He secretly loves it when you come by his radio tower with a fresh lunch, interrupting his set just because he needs to eat
Though he pretends it's a big hassle
He savors the food you bring him either way, walking you to the door afterwards and thanking you for thinking of him
Bby boy that's all you do is think about him
He locks the door on your way out tho
Alastor loves the way you convince him to come to bed with you, knowing he needs to sleep but also armed with the knowledge that he'll fight bedtime like a child
You leaning on the doorway already in your sleep attire, giving him a soft pout as he tries to continue his work and ignore you
"Alastor..."
Not his ears flicking up at the sound of your voice
When whining doesn't work, then you slink your way over to him, cupping his cheek and forcing him to look at you
He's trying so hard not to though, the moment he looks at your face then he knows he's done for
"Look at me, darling~"
Okay maybe just a quick glance-
Alastor you are a strong man, you are cruel and sadistic and you are an overlord with very important business!! You can handle telling your wife no-
Ffffffffuck.
Not the gooey goo goo doe eyes
Immediately leans into your touch, savoring the feeling of your fingers stroking his cheek
Not his tail fluttering
"Come to bed already~ I can't sleep without you, you know..."
And that's how you convince him to get to sleep every single night, a full 8 hours or whatever is recommended in Hell
Getting out of bed is hard for him because you look so delectable asleep and curled into him
Maybe he should take more time to pamper you too
But he's a selfish, greedy man who likes being spoiled by his wife so that thought is gone as fast as it came
He gets out of bed just to watch you whine and blindly reach out for him, so adorably pathetic
Okay just five more minutes of snuggles then I gotta go-
If he's cranky then you manage to convince him to nap, patting your lap and stroking his hair once he lays his head down
Your soft singing lulls him into a light sleep as you scratch and rub the ends of his ears
Wakes up drooling
Wakes up with his face buried in your stomach, arms locked around your waist as he sleepily breathes in your scent
How is he supposed to get any work done with you around????
Alastor loves all those things but his favorite way that you spoil him?? His number one fave?? That he would never admit to anyone??
When you give him your special smile, the one that's always been his to see and his alone
The smile that conveys enough warmth and love to make all of Hell seem like Heaven, at least for him anyways
The same smile that he first saw when you told him that you loved him, the same smile that tells him you still love him
You spoil him
Alastor thinking of his wife:
#alastor hazbin hotel x reader#alastor hazbin x reader#hazbin hotel x reader#alastor x reader#alastor being whipped!! Yes#wifey being whipped!!! YES#The deer himself getting spoiled??#YES#does he deserve it???#...no...#do we want it????#??#y-yes?
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listened to all of the silt verses in like 4 days (i'm listening to the finale rn) and DAMN what a good podcast, the worldbuilding is insanely good and the character's journeys are all SO tragic and delicious 👌👌👌
I really wanted to draw how I've been envisioning sone of the main cast so here they are, hope you like them!
#the silt verses#tsv fanart#tsv#tsv carpenter#tsv faulkner#tsv paige#tsv hayward#sister carpenter#brother faulkner#be warned though it has every trigger and is very much a horror podcast
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june 2024 octa + 4koma manga updates
As a reminder, no Episode of Savanaclaw manga chapter this month ^^ And without further ado, some of the highlights (in my opinion) of the latest manga updates:
This month's cover page illustration features Yuuta and Grim marveling over a chess board (since at this point in the story they're camping out in Savanaclaw). If you look closely, each of the pieces on the chessboard represent the relevant TWST characters; there are two card soldiers (presumably one for Ace and one for Deuce), a wolf for Jack, a hyena for Ruggie, and a lion for Leona on the "white" side. On the opposing "black" side (fitting, since Azul will OB soon) are two eel pieces for the twins and one octopus piece for Azul.
We continue the adorable overly flattering Ace from last month's chapter! Sad to say that I, too, would be completely fooled by this act-- asbfalebqejdqo The older merguard is also very cute and enthusiastic. I love that the manga can give faceless NPCs and mobs actual eyes. It grants them a lot more personality and soul! We continue the adorable overly flattering Ace from last month's chapter! Sad to say that I, too, would be completely fooled by this act-- asbfalebqejdqo The older merguard is also very cute and enthusiastic. I love that the manga can give faceless NPCs and mobs actual eyes. It grants them a lot more personality and soul!
HECK YEAH, IT'S TWEELS tERRORISM TIME BBABY 🤡 Jade and Floyd got sooo many good shots this chapter????? Love that the second page above shows us just how long Floyd is + how the two genuinely delight in scaring our crew (RIP Ace, he looks so close to death's door when he seeks Jade and Floyd peeking at him).
These panels paint the picture of the chase and fight being very frantic for our crew, but really being a chill game to the Leech brothers. They definitely have the upper hand this whole time, and the art helps to convey that feeling!
(Side note: that face Deuce makes with the pinched mouth is also top tier 👌)
So this chapter is the one where Leona swipes the keys to Azul's vault and robs him of all the golden contracts. This results in many, MANY distressed, panicked, and/or desperate expressions from Azul... all of which are soooo delicious <3 There's a ton more than what I've included here (I picked some of my faves), I just couldn't include them all because of Tumblr post image limits.
THE SMUGZUL LAUGH?????? ?? ??? ?? ?????? ? HIS ANSWER TO THE OJOUSAMA LAUGH
Featuring: out-of-shape nerd (relatable) Azul fans fr feasting this update 🙏
RUGGIIIIIIE 🥰 He makes a lot of :3 faces that are just great!!
ANOTHER THING THAT CAUGHT MY ATTENTION WAS THE SHEER AMOUNT OF LEONA SMUG IN THIS CHAPTER I MEAN SEEING LEONA SMUG MAKES ME GRIT MY TEETH AND WANNA KNOCK HIM DOWN A PEG BUT WOW IS HE PRETTY LIKE THIS AUVYFB32T73RANfhbabfobiqrBI/.L;,'KJM;N GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRR I HAT EYOU KINHSCHPLAR I HATE YOU SO MUCH i'm gONA PUNCHHF YOU IN YOUR STUPID SLUTTY ,.,NAFCLAVICLE
anyway Anyway ANYWAY!!!!!! Azul is so close to snapping now, boys :)))) Soon... SOON, OB AZUL AND CHILD!OCTAVINELLE IN HIS FLASHBACK...
Now for 4koma news! This month features a comic about Epel playing Magift/Spelldrive and another comic about Jamil cooking curry.
My favorite segment from the Epel comic! Grim is peak cuteness here, love that he curls into himself to brace for impact, INCLUDING THE FRIGGIN TAIL.
HLBQVUFOQVIYFA; This part made me think of my Gordon Ramsay in Twisted Wonderland series, specifically the fish-themed installment with Jamil and Deuce; in it, Jamil plots on making a seafood dish to serve to Azul as revenge for the events of book 4. In the Jamil 4koma this month, Jamil sees Octavinelle and then considers making a seafood/fish curry with that smug-ass face in the bottom-most panel 💀 That's all for now! See you next month for more~
#twst#twisted wonderland#twst manga#twisted wonderland manga#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#Azul Ashengrotto#Jamil Viper#Jade Leech#Floyd Leech#Tweels#Octavinelle#Savanaclaw#Ruggie Bucchi#Grim#Yuuta Mito#Mito Yuuta#Ace Trappola#Deuce Spade#Leona Kingscholar#Jack Howl#Epel Felmier#Lilia Vanrouge#episode of octavinelle#episode of octavinelle manga#twst 4koma#twisted wonderland 4koma#NOT L*ONA ROT
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The alternative ending is my type of ending
*Trojan war au?* Adam as Helen of Sparta
Lucifer as Paris
and (maybe) Michael as Menaleaus?
I find this funny because I was just bingeing sarcastic products videos and just watched the video on her lol but I’m so down for that
But im down for all of that
I think the most confusing part is the colors cuz Troy is seen as blue and Spart as red when Mike is Blue and Lucifer is red so,,,, LMAO
Anyway I tried to quickly whip up some art for them/ this week has been very busy so sorry it took a while :’)
They are not up to scale lol Mike and Lucy are supposed to be around chest height (Also I did change my michaels design a bit to fit what I thought menalaeus would look like)
Also small note tho I might also draw this out Adam’s garments are purple but that shade of purple changes throughout the story
Are these clothes highly inaccurate? Yeah but I can’t bring myself to gaf I hate designing stuff. They're not what I wanted or what I wanted to look like but they're here so you get the idea
Anyways the purple starts as a bluish purple to show that Adam is Michael’s. However it’s still purple meaning there is a bit of red in there foreshadowing Lucifer soon to come in Adam’s life
When Adam becomes Adam of Troy the purple becomes reddish purple symbolizing that Adam is now Lucifer’s. However again, still he’s still purple and not red, showing that Adam still has emotional ties to Michael and is still in love which him despite marring Lucifer.
When Adam is taken back to Sparta, the purple turns into true purple as Adam’s heart is equally in love with both Michael and Lucifer. While he is now Adam of Sparta and with Michael once more, Adam still loves Lucifer just as much as he loves Michael. However Lucifer is dead now so yeah.
Ik people think menalaeus as the bad guy but that's like a modern iteration of him to justify Helen and Paris' affair 🧍♂️ headass felt bad for him
I think the plot would go as this…? If you wanna see it anyways it’s very abridged and very quick lol
So we have Adam, son of Sera, who is to be betrothed as to settle the crowd of suitors who want him
Adam chooses Michael as the one he wants, and the two get happily married
On the other side we have Lucifer who is dealing with Eve and Lilith on who the most beautiful sorceress is so that they are able to snatch Roo's apple and have the title as most beautiful
Eve promises Lucifer greater power over his nation and to rule the world
Lilith promises Lucifer the heart of the most beautiful mortal which he accepts
As the tale goes on roughly as it does in the tale
Lucy goes to Sparta
Lucy meet Michael and Adam
Adam gets hit with the spell for the succubus that was sent by Lilith. I do think it would be interesting, though, if Lucy also got hit by the succubus to ensure that they fall in love and Lucifer wouldn't back down once he realizes Adam is already married.
Michael leaves Sparta for idk reason, leaving Adam and Lucifer alone.
They steal stuff from heaven and sail off.
Michael returns. The news gets to him, and the start of the war begins.
While the love starts as artificial, fueled by the lust sent on by the succubus, a very real part of Adam does genuinely start falling in love with Lucifer. Lucifer is genuinely very charming. He's a lot of things michael is not but at the same time very familiar.
The succubus influence sort of wanes and they become more conscious of the weight of their affair.
Even under the influence, Adam had begun to regret running away with Lucifer as the war raged on. Not only did he betray his first husband, but he also betrayed Sparta. The was was going on because of him. That spell waned Adam gets very conflicted.
He lives lucifer and is married to him, but he also yearns for michael again.
Adam stays because he does love Lucifer to an extent- he is an excellent lover both romantically and in bed- but also because it's safe. How could michael truly take him back when the war is caused by him and has gone on for so long?
If we follow lucifer getting hit by the succubus as well, he also feels regret as he just stole someone's lover. But also really lives Adam as well and to say the least, followinb paris.. he is a a selfish guy. So um... there's that.
As the tale goes, Lucifer does die- shot from a poisoned arrow from Uriel I guess???
So war goes on Yada yada
Sparta is winning
Trojan horse happens
Sparta wins and Michael goes to find Adam
Michael wishes to shed Adam’s blood with the rage he has from war, but when he sees Adam again, he can’t due to how much he still loves him and takes him back as Adam of Sparta.
Also alternative end cuz I love a good threesome when Michael demands Adam back Lucifer almsot refuses till adam butts in. He can sense a good threesome and Lucifer and Michael meet and agreement to just share lolol happy end :')
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel michael#hazbin hotel lucifer#guitarhero#adamsapple#guitarstars#hazbin hotel au#trojan war au#MY GOOOOOOOOODS MIKE LOOKS SO FINE HELP BARKBARKBARK STEP ASIDE ADDY HE'S MINE NOW!!! ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥😍😍😍✨✨✨#And the story gave me yandere mike vibes like going to war for his pookie and forgiving him for “leaving” him for Lucifer mmmmm#guitarhero/adamsapple drama delicious~ 😋👌👌👌✨✨✨✨❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥#art not mine
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