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SUBTLE UZI WALLPAPER, GO!
Made this so I could still have an Uzi-themed wallpaper without my parents getting after me too much. My mom asked for my phone earlier today and saw it; she didn't say anything about it, so I'm assuming it passed the vibe check or smthn. Also, I love this song sm. It was #3 on my Wrapped this year.
#uzi doorman#murder drones#md#glitch productions#glitchprod#wallpaper#spotify#21 pilots#twenty one pilots#Chlorine is our song#so bite me#uzi murder drones#uzi md#md uzi
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eroticize religion? don't mind if i do! 😈
#textpost#dominion#dominion syfy#also fuck organized religion bc its messed me up and i cope through having smexy times with angels#so bite me
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"water has no taste"
water tastes of life you absolute goofs
#personal#posts you make after coming back from work and you hadn't taken water with you#that sentence feels wrongly structured#but i'm tired and probably dehydrated#so bite me#i can and will bite back#chomp
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new lucy dacus song. when she said "so bite me" it did something to me
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The Unfamiliar Familiar Discord is so...dead
Barely anyone's talking
Torable isnt even there
Ive been in busy servers before and that aint it.
(and considering that all of mine and Iamheretemporarily's attempts to get banned from the server didnt worked.
Like we pulled out all the stops
Defending 2012 Raph
Defending 2012 April
Defending 2012 Mikey
Defending 2012 Splinter
Defending the 2012 Sibling dynamic as a whole and calling it more realistic
Hell even pointing out the problems in the Rise sibling dynamic.
And nothing worked.
The only thing we could do now is openly bash Unfamiliar Familiar itself but Torable ISNT FUCKING THERE!)
#stop fucking hiding torable#we got your friends to shut up#come out and face the music#yes this is going a little bit far for a fic I cant stand#but I want to cause a bit of chaos#so bite me
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♱ Nosferatu (2024) dir. Robert Eggers ♱
+ bonus
#count orlok feeding on both thomas and ellen in the exact same way#after leading them to bed biting them right over their hearts grinding on them while being naked#thomas hallucinating ellen eerily hovering above him naked with blood on her mouth as if she's the one feeding on him instead of orlok#smarter people than me will probably come up with a proper analysis of this parallel so i'm just leaving this here#i find the way these three are so intertwined with each other so fascinating#nosferatu#nosferatu 2024#nosferatu (2024)#count orlok#ellen hutter#thomas hutter#nosferatu spoilers#nosferatu 2024 spoilers#parallels#cw nudity#my edit
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Guys who wore cargo shorts and were forced to wear something else. Did you start bringing a backpack with you? Cause that's what happened to me.
#cargo shorts#i actually wore them and used the big pockets for charging cables and my handhelds#i wore them for actual use#amd they were baggy and they were comfortable#so bite me#fashion?#cargo short boys#clothes#shorts
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still one of my favorite bits i ever got to commit was pretending not to know who jesus is when a street preacher was evangelizing to me. he was like "do you know who jesus is?" and i had so much time before my next bus and i wanted to know what would happen so i said no. and you know what. he had clearly never been told no to that question before because if i hadn't actually known who jesus was, his baffled and fumbling attempt sure wouldn't have told me. literally reversed the roles. now you get to stand here feeling very uncomfortable and wishing you could be somewhere else because guess what buddy, this is my bus stop, im early (and can catch like five other buses from this exact stop), and im now thoroughly invested in hearing about this mysterious jesus figure. you're locked in here with me. im eating the key as we speak. i will kill us both before i let you out of here.
very highly recommend this bit if you can pull it off and if you have time to kill
#i will be doing this again if im ever asked the question like that again#i make a habit of talking to street preachers tho so im used to it. they tell me the most insane thing and i collect#their mark of the beast literature#*kicking my religious studies degree under the rug* come closer i don't bite
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i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character
#fun umbral lore. i can barely read cursive#if you want to hide anything from me then write it in cursive and i will literally never be able to read it#or write it. i had to google cursive text generator and copy it for this#ill settle on textbox designs also eventually#god its been so long since i've drawn the manor gang i think#saw this post and i immediately thought “cyn”#it has nothing to do with her being my number 1 blorbo. bite me#murder drones#art#murder drones n#murder drones v#murder drones j#murder drones cyn#serial designation n#serial designation j#serial designation v#they're so gay also they blushed immediately after this and made out probably im still torn between like 5 different ships#curse you fanfics for putting these ideas in my head
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"Old habits die hard"
#my art#biting the hand that feeds au#bhtf au#bhtf moondrop#bhtf sundrop#moondrop#fnaf moondrop#fnaf moon#sundrop#fnaf sundrop#fnaf sun#moondrop x reader#urghhh they make me want to scream#this would happen further into the plot... with a lot of character development#I'm gonna explode I can't even yap about it in the tags#i lov them so mumjch....#kinda proud of expressions in this one#shaking them violently
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#comic#bloodborne#i loooove frenzy as a status effect from a lore perspective#dude something is so confusing and scary it hurts you#its a step above madness in er imo bc frenzy is a funnier word#madness is like ah yes the knowledge and such made you lose it but frenzy is like oh ur CRAAAAZAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!#next area i have to do is the forbidden woods where theres traps and men with rifles and dogs biting you wish me luck
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Jeremy Fitzgerald bravery in FNAF 2 worries Michael..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#mangle#jeremy fitzgerald#michael afton#jeremike#fnaf 2#JEREMY RETURNS#JEREMY BACK!!#fr I didn’t mean to go so long without drawing him#other ideas just kept coming#but!! want to bring him back and draw him more often#Jeremy will never not be funny to me#here’s a guy with no known prior knowledge to Freddy’s#but dude just kills at being a night guard#it worries Michael for sure how casual he is about it#Jeremy just built different the bite was a mere flesh wound#dude lived he’s just too powerful#mango is so safe I promise 🩷#their bites are outta love!! 🩷🩷
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Oh babe !!! I can't wait anymore....
#couple#intimate#intimacy#touch#romantic#desire#romance#kissing#kiss#bite me#kissing him#passionate kiss#passionate couple#her lips#oh god#damn hot#eroticlover#couple things#couple kissing#so hot omg#so damn sexy#uff#i need you#need need need
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all these two know how to do is put themselves in situations and then yearn afterwards smh 😔
#the red crown left them alone for maybe 10 seconds#the clasic (100% platonic. bro trust me) wrestle and pin down. on the bed#narinder saw the bell move and his teeth started hurting#kitty wants to bite soooooo so bad#kinda just wanted to draw lamb being pined down ngl chat#i really enjoy how i did lamberts eyes tho :3#today i helped my brother w math for 2 hours and this was my treat#cotl#my art#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#cotl fanart#cult of the lamb#narilamb#narinder x lamb#main cotl verse#cw suggestive#im still bad at the chibi but im tired and wanted to draw#better done than not 🗣️
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Be wary not of the beast, but the hand that tamed it.
(Read more dog training tips over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#rakkatak ann#remy bonnaire#jamis arlesi#Shout out to sabertoothwalrus for compiling all the Jamis Dog comparisons. For references. Of course.#Jamis *is* Remy's loyal hound and we all know it! Everyone knows it! Except apparently Remy!#The court scene made me (and many others) start barking and snarling. But no one holds a candle to Remy Bonnaire.#Something about how both Remy and Jamis have parallel scenes where they defend the honour of someone they love.#Something about how we're primed to expect it to be Jamis who displays the most open outrage - but no!#Rat man better watch it. This time it was mostly barking but next time there will be biting involved.#And dear god. The look of pure thrill and adoration in Jamis's eyes when Remy pulls out his sword.#Bark bark woof woof that man would follow him to the ends of the earth and back and just be happy to be there.#The yearning and sheer force of affection these two have for each other is so well done.#Please. If you actually haven't read Tigers yet...I am no longer asking. I'm on the floor weeping about it.
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and what if they got married. what then
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#shadowlach#shadowheart#karlach#i'm barking and biting them#you know karlach would RUN down the aisle she'd be so excited#next shop restock is going to be exclusively shadowlach prints i don't make the rules i'm sorry#i love women#shart being tiny is so important to me actually#idk why but i really struggled designing a dress for her#i tried to emulate the style of her camp clothes?? i think she'd like one of those panelled corsets
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