#so I’m like ????

[jubshead]

I’m writing and I just realized that all the fanfic ideas I’ve had are with the reader being the biggest bottom of all time and not even reciprocating lmaooo

[crow-n-tell]

I just experienced something so insane I don’t think anyone I tell will believe it

[psalm40speakstome]

Jeong JiAn leaping from the top of a refrigerator to escape an assassin

Me trying to jump 3 inches to get the piece of tape stuck to my fan

[miaprime]

🌻

omg hey!!

I’m running out of relevant things to say so i will say something irrelevant…sorry

But I’m actually having so much fun with this sideblog bc i feel like i can post whatever i want and that yall are here to see me and not just content i produce

love yall <3

[running-tweezers]

Holy shit the celebrity chef that owns the restaurant my husband works at actually showed up tonight lol

[hoelko]

HOLD ON HOLD ON

HOLD ON

HEAR ME OUT

…what if we have to go back to the underworld to fix the scroll?

[kikeols]

Strangling a customer to death live in the cafe. Public execution time, everyone please come watch :)

[hexite-nightmares]

The urge to draw slutty MH is strong

[grandapplewit]

Me, on my knees, begging: please please please let me engage with media. I need the dopamine, please, I’m starving

My brain, melted into a pile of viscous purple ooze, smoking a cigarette: no <3

[im-no-jedi]

waiting for all the old Destiny blogs I follow to come back like

[brawnie]

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[baba-fett]

for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen