#so I’m like ????

[jubshead]

I’m writing and I just realized that all the fanfic ideas I’ve had are with the reader being the biggest bottom of all time and not even reciprocating lmaooo

[crow-n-tell]

I just experienced something so insane I don’t think anyone I tell will believe it

[psalm40speakstome]

Jeong JiAn leaping from the top of a refrigerator to escape an assassin

Me trying to jump 3 inches to get the piece of tape stuck to my fan

[miaprime]

🌻

omg hey!!

I’m running out of relevant things to say so i will say something irrelevant…sorry

But I’m actually having so much fun with this sideblog bc i feel like i can post whatever i want and that yall are here to see me and not just content i produce

love yall <3

[running-tweezers]

Holy shit the celebrity chef that owns the restaurant my husband works at actually showed up tonight lol

[hoelko]

HOLD ON HOLD ON

HOLD ON

HEAR ME OUT

…what if we have to go back to the underworld to fix the scroll?

[kikeols]

Strangling a customer to death live in the cafe. Public execution time, everyone please come watch :)

[hexite-nightmares]

The urge to draw slutty MH is strong

[grandapplewit]

Me, on my knees, begging: please please please let me engage with media. I need the dopamine, please, I’m starving

My brain, melted into a pile of viscous purple ooze, smoking a cigarette: no <3

[im-no-jedi]

waiting for all the old Destiny blogs I follow to come back like

[my-darling-boy]

I was at a bookstore looking through the art section and I saw a spine that said The Camden Town Nudes which was interesting because this didn’t seem like the bookstore where I would ever find something like that and I wanted to have a casual look but like. This also wasn’t exactly the bookstore where you felt like you could look at naked pictures let alone just suggestive paintings of them, it’s a really small shop as well, so I was like right I’ll just take a quick peek, I’m an art student, I love history, maybe I’ll buy it. I looked both ways and saw the shopkeep had left momentarily and no one was about, so I opened it and found it was an entire book featuring nude Edwardian women all painted by Walter Sickert between 1905-1912 and it was actually quite a revolutionary set of paintings for its time given that it featured very raw depictions of working class nude women in dark London instead of the elegant, white bedsheet clad, Demure middle and upper class women usually depicted.

And of course RIGHT as I flip to this lady’s boobs practically taking up an entire double page spread, every customer in a 5 mile radius appeared from around the corners of the shelf including the shopkeep and immediately regressing to a wet, pathetic Edwardian man from 1908, startled, I dropped the large book which caused a giant SLAP on the floor in this already silent store thus causing all patrons to look down at me scrambling on my knees to close a giant book of Edwardian boobs and let me tell you it would not have been nearly as funny had I not immediately felt like some Edwardian local pervert who just tried to sneak a cheeky peek at the erotic book in the bookstore only to drop it dramatically causing a scene, red up to his ears trying to shove it back on the shelf. Like such a casual and normal thing in modern day but looking at Edwardian women suddenly turned it into this egregious act as I apparently became possessed by the spirit of a moustached man in a bowler hat and morning coat going Good Heavens I mustn’t gaze upon these images in public lest the constable haul me away!

[sillyguy-supreme]

white americans when you tell them that the idea of climate change as an impending disaster is a reductive first world perspective because it’s a tangible reality for many in the global south already:

[baba-fett]

for me internet friendships are “we don’t talk all the time but I see you’re online and it makes me happy” and I really hope it’s like that for everyone

[gayvampyr]

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

[scramratz]

Did you know it’s legal in the USA for mattress companies to put fiberglass in their mattresses? They don’t even have to label them! So if you wanna commission me so I can buy a new bed I won’t stop you

[vaperarmand]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️