#so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR

[foxilayde]

he was wearing it at the film festival after the con

I never used to look for it and now I’m afraid I’m going to be clocking every incoming photo and making a Charlie Kelly red-string-paranoia-collage

[woozapooza]

one gifset for every show I love 31/∞: It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005–)

Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail. Well, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands. Otherwise, he's never gonna get it and he's gonna keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decide, "Oh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say, "Carol! Carol! I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! There...is...no...Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

[dennisfucker]

Alright so i start marching my way down to carol in HR and i knock on her door and I say CAROOOL CAROOOL I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT PEPE and when i open the door what do i find theres not a single goddamn desk in that office there. IS. NO. CAROL in HR…. Mac… half the employees in this building are made up.. This office is a goddamn ghost town…

[hunterfm]

𝕀𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕕𝕦𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘: Hunter Reid

( thomas doherty, cis male, he/him ) have you heard about HUNTER REID? they’re a TWENTY FOUR year old TEAM MEMBER in the QUIZ team. i don’t know what their last job was, all i know is that they’re originally from SEATTLE, WASHINGTON. carol in hr said that they’re kinda ARGUMENTATIVE and NON-COMMITTAL but jessica in marketing insists that they are CANDID and ARDENT. at the end of the day, no one is worthy of the instant hype here. i just hope they get achieve their dream of being PHOTOGRAPHY TEAM LEAD one day. According to the latest Vibez quiz, their Disney soulmate is PRINCE ERIC. 

hello wow!! I’m Jay, 22, est, he/him. I’m one of the admins here and I also play Hunter. All your apps were incredible and I can’t wait to plot and write with you SO!!! Here’s my man, Hunter. If you’re down to plot with my problematic boy here, just like this and I’ll hit you up for plots. 

𝑺𝒕𝒂𝒕𝒔

Full Name: Hunter Zachary Reid

Nickname(s): Hunt, Reid

Birthday: March 31st

Age: Twenty Four

Pronouns: He/Him

Gender: Cis Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Height: 5′ 11″

Zodiac: Aries

Hometown: Seattle, Washington 

Position: Team Member

Team: Quiz Team

𝑯𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚

Hunter was born to Alice and Zachary Reid. He was the second child and the only son. The family originally lived in Seattle, Washington. Both of his sisters were around his age. One a year or so younger and one a year or so older. They grew up very close to one another, even if they did get on each other’s nerves. His life was pretty perfect for the first few years. He never wanted for anything. His mother owned a charming boutique and his father was a very successful doctor.

He attended private school with his sisters and had a very active social life. From the time he was a child, Hunter was very charming. It didn’t matter if It was teachers, students, adults, or children. He seemed to have a way with words, a way of making everybody adore him.

When he was twelve, he noticed fighting between his parents. He assumed It was nothing, but their announced divorce later that year proved the theory wrong. The conversation didn’t go all that badly though. His mother took him aside after the family found out and told him that she loved him. They made a promise--- That even with everything going on, she’d never leave him behind.

She moved out the next summer. And he never heard from her again.

A lot of people thought the loss didn’t affect him because he held himself together quite well, even for a child. But he was hurting. His father was a good man, but he was a pushover. He let her leave. He didn’t fight hard enough. And his mother was his favorite, but she’d left him. She’d broken the promise. He didn’t feel lovable, no matter how many people insisted that he was. And that was a feeling he carried over into adulthood. Though It was masked by romance and charm.

He learned to show his feelings through his art. The shitty polaroid camera from his mother was the last birthday gift she ever gave him. The only gift from her that he held on to. That was what started his love of photography. Moments pass, but you couldn’t ever lose a memory. Not when it’s captured on film.

He enrolled in college at NYU and things really changed for him. It was a new start. That’s what he had convinced himself, anyway. As far as anyone else was concerned, he was perfect. His grades were perfect, his dates of the week were perfect, his photographs were perfect. And he’d even landed the perfect internship at Vibez during his senior year. 

He interned under incredible photographers, learning how everything works behind a huge company like Vibez. And when they asked him to stay? How could he say no! The job opportunity was perfect. Until he found out the photography team was full... and he would be placed in the Quiz team now that his internship was done.

𝑷𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒚

Hunter comes off as very romantic. He can be charming, often masking his true intentions with people. A lot of his relationships feel like magic in the beginning only for him to fade away and grow dis interested. He sees relationships as art, as a moment in time, not as something work fighting for in the long run.

He’s been with a lot of people, and It usually starts the same. He doesn’t have many boundaries so when you’re with him, It feels as though you’re the only person in the world.

He will make you feel special one moment and completely replaceable the next. It’s a cycle he isn’t fully aware of, but it’s a cycle nonetheless. He wants love, he craves love. But at the end of the day, it’s far easier for him to not care that much and leave. God forbid someone else does It first.

However, working at Vibez (while originally a dream) has been a little bit of a nightmare. He’s been on the quiz team for three years now. Each time loosing that spot on the photography team to someone with more experience or with “a new outlook” which is what the execs call a family friend. This has made him charming outside of work, but rather grumpy while on the job. It’s almost like he’s got two different versions of himself.

The lovesick artist versus the bitter perfectionist. 

Romance, work and mommy issues aside, he can be a great friend. He's fun, charming, spontaneous, and will do anything to make someone smile. Even if he winds up hurting them in the end. Get used to having your photo taken though. He’s always got a camera around his neck.

𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔

Close friends

Childhood friends

Best friends

Ex Classmates

His older sister (would be 25/26)

His younger sister (would be 22/23)

Someone who isn’t a sibling but feels like one

Neighbors

Roommate

Cousins

Frenemies

Bad influence

Good influence

Drinking buddies

Flirtationship

Family Friends

Exes on good terms

Exes on bad terms

Friends with Benefits

One night stands

Almost lovers

and anything else we can come up with!

[juliehader]

( maya hawke, female, she/her ) have you heard about JULIE HADER? of course you have. they’re the 21 year old SOCIAL MEDIA RUNNER. i don’t know what their last job was, all i know is that they’re originally from LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA. carol in hr said that they’re kinda DETACHED and SECRETIVE but jessica in marketing insists that they are QUICK-WITTED and RELAXED.  at the end of the day, this company would fall apart without them. i just hope their head doesn’t get too big with all the hype surrounding them. According to the latest Vibez quiz, their personality most closely resembles POCAHONTAS ( jem, she/her, 27, pst )

Hey everyone, back at it with my SECOND whole ass character. I’ll probably just stick to her and Max (Ross Lynch) for awhile, so give me all the plots!

Basic Information:

Name: Julie Marie Hader. Gender/Pronouns: She/Her Sexual/Romantic Orientation: Pansexual/Panromantic Age: 21 Birthdate: March 29, 1999 Occupation: Social Media Runner

Background:

TW: Physical/Mental Abuse to an adult and child, Drugs (Marijuana)

Growing up, Julie had what would be described as turbulent childhood. Her Mother Helen and her Father Daniel were High School sweethearts who got married too young. They found out they were pregnant when they were High School Seniors, and Helen - being from an old school type of family, wanted to settle down immediately. The idea of raising a baby on your own is daunting, and Helen had never truly been on her own before. Her relationship with Daniel was not a mature one from the start; they were teenagers and mind games were ever present since the moment they met at age 16.

He was Helen’s first love, and she wanted to believe she had it all with a husband and newborn daughter. Daniel got odd jobs and Helen stayed home to raise Julie. They struggled, because it’s hard to find a steady job when you have no experience and you have a baby at home. This led to more arguments between Daniel and Helen, and Daniel had always been on the quick to anger side - but as the years went on Daniel became increasingly more verbally (and at times physically) abusive towards Helen. As Julie became older, he would extend the verbal abuse to her too. Helen was dependent on him, and she couldn’t go stay with her parents. But it all came to a head when he lashed out at Julie physically. Helen decided then that it was finally enough, and in the middle of the night she gathered her and Julie’s things, and they left.

Daniel found them a couple of times, until they were able to file a restraining order. Julie hasn’t seen him since she was 18, when he tried to reach out to her on social media when she graduated High School. She blocked him, but there’s a part of her deep down who wanted to message back. As much as she says she hates him, that was still her Dad, and a part of her wishes things could be different although she knows that’s not how the world works. 

Her and her Mom struggled to make it work, but from ages 10-14, it was just them. Julie and Helen became closer than ever, and Julie became increasingly protective of her Mom - especially whenever she brought home a new boyfriend. Helen would make crafts and sell them on the side to sustain them while also working a main job to keep them afloat, and Julie would always help her with it. It started as home made soaps, but then delved into home made jewelry. Julie doesn’t admit it, but she still holds on to those memories of just sitting around helping her Mom when it was just the two of them.

When Julie was 14, Helen met a man named George, and the two clicked right away. Julie did not like this bitch at first, because it was the first serious serious relationship her Mom had since her Dad. And Helen is the type to not like to be alone, so her suspicions were high. So naturally, she did not like it when they announced they were getting married and Helen was quitting her job in the process. She rebelled against it - typical emo teenager, but underneath it all, she just didn’t want anyone to get in the way of her and her Mom again or to hurt them somehow. Eventually, she learned that George was... a pretty decent guy. It took years, but she actually kind of sort of loves him, in her own way. She’s still always looking for signs of things to possibly go wrong, but she’s happy her Mom is happy. 

She has a step-brother, Miles, who is about six years older than her, and a half-brother Joshua (the birth child of Helen and George), who is now about five years old. She actually bonded with them before she did George, and can’t really see her life without them around. Don’t tell them that tho.

Julie still has difficulty letting people in and trusting them fully, because she feels like she has to be cautious. Because of this, she tends to keep people at arms length, until she feels like she can trust them. That’s not always an easy feat, though. 

Some mini-facts:

Julie is highly independent and has turned down money from George (her step-dad) to help her out. Although she does trust him in her own way, she never wants to be in the position of having to rely on somebody else.

She currently lives in a small lil apartment and needs roommates (connection ideas!) because housing costs are expensive damn. 

She was originally an entertainment intern, having thought she wanted to pursue that field, but she fell into the position of social media runner instead. It’s a way better fit for her, considering she doesn’t entirely know if she wants to keep pursuing a career in the entertainment field.

Julie actually has an interest in computers and coding in general that started when she was in High School, and has been secretly saving up money to go to college for it. She has an app she’s been working on for a couple of years that she hasn’t told anyone out, because she feels like its not good enough yet. 

She has TWO side hustles. Julie lowkey also has her own Etsy store making homemade jewelry (organic so it that bougie hippie shit), something she used to help her Mom with when it was just them. She also happens to sell weed, and is pretty good at networking to do that. She’s been doing that since she was 18, so a lot of people probably know her for it tbh lmao. 

She’s super chill, and people can probably trust her to keep a secret because she doesn’t really care to blab peoples dirty laundry. 

She’s probably friends or friendly with a lot of people because she tends to joke around a lot, but there’s probably few she’s genuinely close to. She believes in vibes pretty strongly.

She loves trash TV and if she had to pick a dream right now, it’d be to be the host for the next biggest reality dating show. Make it happen for Love is Blind Season 2, Vibez.

Possible Connections:

I have actually made a list of wanted connections here for Max, but they are just basic ideas and most could work for her too. I am open up to any ideas/plots/all the connections! If there’s something you’re dying to do, feel free to hop into my DMs. My discord can be found at Spammy Santino #9317.

[vulpixsinistre]

Choose your fighter:

So I start marching my way down to HR and I knock on her door and I say CAAAAAAAROL!! CAAAAAAAROL!!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!

Carol did you eat my yogurt I know you ate my yogurt Carol I’m flying to headquarters right now to complain directly to the CEO about you eating my yogurt Carol you-

[originalchibimonkey]

Baby: t...t...

Mom: our baby is about to say their first word!

Dad: come on, you can do it!

Baby: t...that right there is the mail. Now Let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, OK? "Pepe Silvia", this name keeps coming up over and over again. Everyday Pepe's mail is getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to my self "I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided "Oh shit buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got boxes full of Pepe! So I start marching my way down to Carol in HR and I knock on her door and I say "CAROL CAROL I gotta talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office! THERE. IS. NO. CAROL IN HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

[flippyspoon]

Steve and Billy Get Jobs

Steve: All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door, and I say, 'Carol!!!! I got to talk to you about Pepe!' And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in HR! Billy, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town!

Billy: Okay, Harrington, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, dude, we are going to lose our jobs!

Steve: Well, calm down, 'cause here's one thing that's not gonna happen.

Billy: What?

Steve: We're not gonna get fired.

Billy: We're not?

Steve:'Cause we've already been fired.

[theinvisiblekunst]

Can we talk about the mail, please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail. This whole box is Pepe Silvia! So, I say to myself, "I got to find this guy. I got to go up to his office. I got to put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna get it, he's gonna keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office, and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So, I decide, "Oh, shit, buddy. I got to dig a little deeper." There's no Pepe Silvia? You got to be kidding me. I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door, and I say, "Carrrol! Carrrol! I got to talk to you about Pepe." And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single, goddamn desk in that office! There is no Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

[rhcenyra]

now let’s talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail please, mac? ive been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? pepe silvia, this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day pepes mails getting sent back to me. pepe silvia, pepe silvia, i look in the mail..this whole box is pepe silvia! so i say to myself ‘i gotta find this guy’! i gotta go up to his office i gotta put his mail in the guys god damn hands otherwise he’s never gonna get it, it’s gona keep coming back down here. so i go up to pepes office and what do i find out mac, what do i find out? there is no pepe silvia. the man does not exist, ok so i decide ‘oh shit buddy’ i gotta dig a little deeper. theres no pepe silvia? you gotta be kiddin me i got boxes full of pepe! alright so i start marching my way down to carol in HR and i knock on her door and i say ‘caaaaarol caaarol!’ i gotta talk to you about pepe. and when i open the door what do i find theres not a single god damn desk in that office there is no carol in HR. mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. this office is a god damn ghost town. 

[luxgalador]

You wanna talk about stress? You wanna talk about STRESS? Okay? I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Mac. How bout that for stress? This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Mac, and I got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this! That right there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail please, Mac? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day. Okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia. Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail, well THIS WHOLE BOX IS PEPE SILVIA! So I say to myself, "I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands otherwise he's never gonna get it, he's gonna keep coming back down here." So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist. Okay? So I decide, "Oooooooh shit, buddy. I gotta dig a little deeper. There's no Pepe Silvia? You gotta be kidding me! I got BOXES FULL OF PEPE!" Alright, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR. And I knock on her door and I say, "CAROL! CAROL! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!" And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in HR. Mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town.

[smvrnxff]

@falling-open

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[five-or-so-missing-children]

//A rough summary of what happened during Fredbear’s:

Alexander: The animatronics are dangerous as machine guns. They’re not supposed to let them get near kids. Oh my God, I'm freaking out. I am so stressed out. I feel like I'm having a panic attack. Porfirio: You want to talk about stress? You want to talk about stress?! Okay? I've stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, Al. How about that for stress? Alexander: What the hell are you talking about? Porfirio: This company is being bled like a stuck pig, Al, and I’ve got a paper trail to prove it. Check this out. Take a look at this. Alexander: Jesus Christ, Larkspur. Porfirio: That right there is the mail. Now, let's talk about the mail. Can we talk about the mail, please, Al? I've been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? Pepe Silvia. This name keeps coming up over and over again. Every day, Pepe's mail's getting sent back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia. I look in the mail. This whole box is Pepe Silvia. So, I say to myself, ‘I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his office. I gotta put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands. Otherwise he's never gonna get it. He's gonna keep coming back down here,’ so I go up to Pepe's office, and what do I find out? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay? So, I decide, ‘Aw, shit, buddy. I got to dig a little deeper.’ There's no Pepe Silvia. You got to be kidding me. I got boxes full of Pepe! All right, so I start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on his door, and I say, ‘Carol, Carol! I got to talk to you about Pepe.’ And when I open the door, what do I find? There's not a single goddamn desk in that office. There is no Carol in HR. Al, half the employees in this building have been made up. This pizzeria is a goddamn ghost town. Alexander: Okay, Larkspur, I'm gonna have to stop you right there. Not only do all of these people exist, but they have been asking for their mail on a daily basis. It's all they're talking about up there. Jesus Christ, we are going to lose our jobs. Porfirio: Well, calm down, 'cause here's one thing that's not gonna happen. Alexander: What? Porfirio: We're not gonna get fired. Alexander: We're not? Porfirio: ‘Cause we've already been fired. Alexander: We've lost our jobs?! Porfirio: Yeah. About three days ago, a couple of pink slips came in the mail. One for you and one for me. So what did I do? I mailed them halfway to Siberia, okay? Alexander: Larkspur, if we've lost our jobs, that means we've lost our health insurance, which means all of this was for nothing. Goddamn it. I'm having a panic attack. I am actually having a panic attack. Porfirio: Oh, will you settle down and have another cup of coffee? Alexander: I am! Porfirio: All right, well, fine. You know what, Barney? Give this guy a cigarette. He's freaking out. Alexander: Huh? Who? Porfirio: Barney. He's the guy who tipped me off to Pepe Silvia. Alexander: Barney?! Who the hell is Barney?! Porfirio: You don't see Bar-? Oh, shit, where the hell did he-?

[goodkingdeejay]

This company is being bled like a STUCK PIG Mac and I got a paper trail to prove it check this out. THAT right there is the mail now lets talk about the mail can we talk about the mail please mac i'm dying to talk about the mail with you all day okay? PEPE SILVIA this name keeps coming overandoveragain every DAY Pepe's mails getting sent back to me PepeSilviaPepeSilviailookinthemail WELLTHISWHOLEBOXISPEPESILVIA! SoIsaytomyself I gotta find this guy, i gotta go up to his office i gottaputhismail IN THE GUYS GOD DAMN HANDS orelsehesnevergonnagetit hesgonnakeep comingback downhere! So I gouptopepesoffice andwhatdoifindoutMac WHAT DO I FIND OUT? ᵀʰᵉʳᵉ ᴵˢ ᶰᵒ ᴾᵉᵖᵉ ˢᶦᶫᵛᶦᵃ, the man does not exist okay so i decide ooooooooOOOHHHhh shitbuddy i gotta dig a little deeper theresnopepesilviayougottabeKIDDINGMEIGOTBOXES FULLA PEPE alright so i start marching my way down to carol in HR AND I KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND I SAY ＣＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＲＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＯＬ, ＣＡＡＡＡＡＡＡＲＯＯＯＯＯＬ Ｉ ＧＯＴＴＡ talk to you about pepe andwheniopenthedoorwhatdoifind theres not a SINGLE GOD DAMN DESK IN THAT OFFICE THERE IS. NO. CAROL IN HR! MAC! half the employees in this building have been made up, this office is a god damn ghost town!

[sonny-whorezik]

what she says: i'm fine what she means: you wanna talk about stress? you wanna talk about STRESS? i’ve just stumbled onto a major company conspiracy, mac. how’s that for stress? this company is being bled like a stuck pig, mac, and i got a paper trail to prove it. check this out. take a look at this. that right there is the mail, now, let’s talk about the mail. can we talk about the mail? please, mac? i’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day, okay? pepe silvia. this name keeps coming up over and over again. every day, pepe’s mail is getting sent back to me. i look in the mail. this whole BOX is pepe silvia. so i say to myself, i gotta find this guy. i gotta go up to his office. i gotta put the guy’s mail in the guy’s god damn hands, otherwise he’s never gonna get it. it’s gonna keep coming back down here. so i go up to pepe’s office, and what. do. i. find. out? what do i find out? there is no pepe silvia. the man does not exist. so i decide, ohhh shit, buddy, i gotta dig a little deeper. there’s no pepe silvia? you gotta be kidding me? i got BOXES full of pepe! all right, so i start marching my way down to carol in HR, and knock on her door and i say CAAAAAAAAAROL, CAAAAAAAAROL, i gotta talk to you about pepe! and when i open the door, what do i find? there’s not a single goddamn desk in that office there is. no. carol. in. h. r. mac, half the employees in this building have been made up. this office is a goddamn ghost town.

[flannellinedjeans]

This company is being bled like a stuck pig mac and i got the paper trail to prove it, check this out! take a look at this. that right there is the mail, now lets talk about the mail, can we talk about the mail please mac? i’ve been dying to talk about the mail with you all day. Pepe Silvia, this name keeps coming up over and over again, every day his mail keeps coming back to me. Pepe Silvia, Pepe Silvia, I look in the mail, this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So i say to myself i gotta find this guy, i gotta go up to his office i gotta put his mail in his goddamn hands or else he’s never gonna get it, he’s gonna keep coming back down here. So i go up to Pepe’s office and what do i find out Mac, what do i find out? There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, OK, so i decided, ohh shit buddy i gotta dig a little deeper, there’s no Pepe Silvia you gotta be kidding me i got BOXES full of Pepe! Alright so i start marching my way down to Carol in HR, and I knock on her door and I go, CAROL, CAROL, I got to talk to you about Pepe, and I open the door and what do I find? There is not a single goddamn desk in that office, there is. no. Carol in HR. Mac half the employees in this building have been made up. This office is a goddamn ghost town!