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[seodongjae]

up close and personal with cho seungwoo.

[ozzgin]

Am I blind, or where the Hell are the Bhaal x Tav fics? I won't even apologize for this, you better hear me out.

Content: Act 3 Spoilers!, violence, dubious consent, murder, breeding kink

Baldur's Gate 3: Bhaal Headcanons

The God of Murder watches with indifference and disappointment. Truth be told, he expected more from Orin. She'd proved herself an interesting contender after disposing of her bloodkin and taking their place; to defeat the Dark Urge was not a matter to be taken lightly. Bhaal's own blood, a child prodigy raised from his Will alone and nothing else, the Chosen one - crumbled at the hand of cheap trickery. And now, yet another pathetic display. The Slayer lays mangled, entrails spilled, before the eyes of Cultists, conquered by a mere pack of adventurers.

He stares at their leader, and wrath begins to boil within his blood. He's overwhelmed by rage, indignation, lust. You will replace what you've destroyed. You will provide him with a new spawn. And another. Until at last, he will have a proper descendant to butcher and eradicate, until no living creature walks the Land again.

To be the lover of a God would normally startle envy in many. Not when it comes to a deity as chaotic and cruel as Bhaal. He does not hold back, surrendering to his violent, perverted urges until your body can no longer take it. Quite literally, you're fucked to death. Why should it matter? He can bring you back every time, soul anew and ready to be defiled once more.

You poor, pitiful creature. It is no blessing to be craved by the most vile of them all. Yet you can't deny the pleasure that runs in shivers across your body each time you're mercilessly toyed with. You can't silence the whines, the begging, the shameful demands when you're at the peak of ecstasy.

He finds your honesty most endearing. Perhaps he will keep you around, after all. You've proven yourself worthy from the moment you led his best warrior to her demise. There is no doubt you will eventually offer most the valuable Bhaalspawn to carry his legacy. That doesn't mean he can't enjoy himself before and after.

[omppupiiras]

How about cornpea Käärijä versus a whole box of snus? Will he manage to open it?

where there's a will there's a way!! 😤💪

[baldurspeen69420]

Me watching Gale's tiny 8 str wizard ass shamelessly trying to rizz up my giant Orc fighter woman

[emmavakarian-theirin]

hi i'm very normal about them

[wellthebardsdead]

Dammon: *adopted the tiefling kids Tav just didn’t have the room to take in, working tirelessly at his forge to provide for them all on his own* hells- *winces holding his hand as it tremors from the constant hammering of the anvil* what am I going to d-

Karlach: *suddenly drops in through a portal from Avernus with a heart in her chest, zariels head in one hand and a giant bag of treasure in the other* Come here little man. I’m riding you until the sun dies.

Dammon: … *pulls off his apron and drops his pants* take me.

[normalbirb]

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[oonalovesastarionssimpleplan]

I do like the fact that he breaks up with you if you show no interest in his story.

[tuituipupu]

me trying to differentiate if some things are just ‘käärijä quirks’ or actual like… finnish things that everyone does keeps me on my toes ngl

(in this case, i noticed he always like… slaps the pot/box of snus before opening?? i assume that’s a käärijä quirk? ahah)

[dusty-sheit-bloug]

heated up the sauna and everything, already cracked open a beer and got naked and wet, then realized i fucking forgot my snus inside

cue me running buttass naked to the main building hästäg best friday activities

[makemycitybreak]

I wish he would let me kill myself a little

[sexy-mok]

Caps from zophantom's video (here)

[ltwerepire]

Second playthrough Tactician mode.

I used mods to create my Aasimar Harazall Rosesong. I ended up romancing Karlach, and I loved every second of her romance!

[terrorland]

A simple hockey player munchin on some SNUS

[almostliving84]

For my Strudel 🤗 @emperoredenofsweden

[spokelseskladden]

My granny in law loves me :^)