#sneake

[yoshinoyuu]

おいでませ、白蛇さま🌸

[ilovebeatingmywife]

aimmmm aikmmm iloooovceeyouuu Iloooo youuuuu

SNEAAAKKK I LOVE YOUUUUUUU HAIIIIIIIIII

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[crowkip]

yeehaw, baby!

[ryuuna]

season 2 S O O N

[mo-mode]

I love how Walker Scobell just appeared one day. He’s acted in only three projects now, all within the last two years, all where he’s the main character. Nothing else. No nepotism. I think someone in Hollywood just said “Yeah I need an angelic little blond boy who watches too many rated R movies, bites people, and swears like a sailor?” and then they found Walker skateboarding in the dumpster out back and went “PERFECT”

[fuckyeahisawthat]

when you're 6 hours into doing science together and already smitten with this dork currently trying to read his own notes

[half-gone]

If Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter were to fight CHB would win. This is based solely on the fact that they actually know how to think outside the box.

They’re also crazy.

[akanemnon]

So much for flirting your way out. Eh, Frisk?

[bamsara]

little dreaming boy

[chloesimaginationthings]

So that FNAF 2 movie teaser huh,,

[giantpackagestranger]

[readwritealldayallnight]

You narrow your eyes at your boyfriend, watching as the all too smug smirk on his face stretches further.

“Simon, don’t-”

“I’m on such a sweet roll though, lovie.”

“No.”

“I’m gettin’ in the Halloween mood! Thought it’d make you laugh-y taffy.”

“Terrible.”

“Just like candy wrappers are tear-able.”

“No.”

“No need to be such a sour head.”

“Simon I’m so serious-”

“Alrigh’, alrigh’.” Simon relinquishes, reaching a hand towards the candy bowl in your lap, meant to be for the trick or treaters, but has been acting more as his inspiration for as many awful puns as he can think up.

“Twix or treat?”

You groan at the awful joke, only partly hating them, secretly loving Simon’s dad jokes.

“Your jokes are going to give me a cavity.” you reply.

“How’s about tit or treat?”

“Inappropriate. Not even Halloween related.”

“Sure it is. The treat’d be to see your boo-bies.”

[jvmesdoesart]

kiss me goodbye, I'm defying gravity 😘💚💖

and at the end they flew off together and lived happily ever after, right? 👀

[ruporas]

1 kiss 2 kiss (ID in alt)