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[futurequibblerjournalist]

I really really hope it's alright if I ask like,,, a 2n1

So 1st of all if Charity is like as obsessed w her friends as you make it sound,, do u think she's ever introduced them to Igor or vice versa?? If so what do you think it was like??

And for pt2 electric boogaloo LOL um I would really like to hear about your Avery :33 I hope thats alright

Aghhhh sorry for so many words and like,,,, anons,,,, you're literally flooded Nd I feel so bad for making more AGHH but I just love your blog

-Weed Anon LOL 🍃

Tw: talk of alcoholism and eating disorders further down.

You can ask all you'd like I promise I'm loving all the questions!! I feel very Debbie Ryan tucking hair behind her ear knowing you like my blog so much vjfnbjgnb

I don't think there's a universe where Charity doesn't introduce Igor to her friends. Perhaps a little sooner than she should sometimes too. I think they all react quite differently too.

Wilhelm would be all “oh my god you’ve got a boyfriend how exciting!” and then seconds later he’s all “is he really good for you though? Such a violent brute, if I were you I’d be worried he’d hurt me! What a horrible thought!” We’ve already established that Wilhelm and Igor do not get along and Igor would hate hate hate to have to be near him.

Aurora would be excited on her behalf but it would be very lowkey. She also doesn’t get the whole congrats on relationships sort of thing but she’d be happy that Charity is happy. I’m not sure how they’d react to each other, honestly I don’t think Aurora would say a whole lot to him but she’d have a little chat with Charity later on.

Severus already knows Igor, they’ve got a weird kind of friendship in a similar way as to how Severus and Charity has a bit of a weird sort of friendship as well. Severus got assigned to be Igor’s little transfer student buddy when he first got to Hogwarts and the two just sort of chill around each other tho Igor does annoy Sev more times than not lmao (I also have thoughts about these two in the context of shipping them soooo if you ever wanna hear about that ask me about crownest lmaooo). I’m not sure he’d care all that much but perhaps he might be in the group of surprised people because like,, look at them lmao

I don’t imagine Bruce to be particularly close with Charity so I don’t see him getting directly introduced though I do see him sharing a dorm room with Edmund and Edmund being the little complaining bitch he is would totally mention it. He’d probably be in disbelief at first and second he’d be a bit jealous because anyone with eyes can see that Charity is gorgeous though I doubt the feeling would last

Edmund is an interesting case. Charity thinks they’re besties but in reality Edmund has a fear for women and he would really just like to avoid Charity. She just doesn’t let that happen. Edmund also does not care for Igor. He thinks he’s stupid and obnoxious and loud and it’s incredibly unfair that Severus now shares a room with him after being assigned as his little Hogwarts buddy because Severus shared a room with Edmund first!!! (My all time favourite Sev ship is Sev and Edmund and with crownest also being a thing sometimes,,, well, let’s just say Edmund sometimes had a lot of reasons to not like Igor). Edmund’s main reaction to being told they’re dating is just “and I should care.. why??” Charity would giggle and say he’s silly and pat his shoulder and Edmund would wiggle off to the Slytherin showers like some worm while considering if he should burn the part of his uniform that she touched.

Look at this super fun sexy segue into the second question. Very mindful very demure.

My Edmund is to put it lightly a little bitch lmao. There’s so much to him. He’s a homophobic homosexual who’s engaged to an equally homophobic lesbian. He’s afraid of women and yet considers himself so much better and purer because he’s abstained from being with one for so long.

He grew up an only child in a Jewish home and he is a complete mummy’s boy. He copied his father in every way possible and he’s the spitting image of the man except for his mother’s light hair and her eating disorder. He dresses like he’s from a time twenty years ago and he speaks like he’s from the 1800s. He calls his fiancee a church bell and probably also a hedge-creeper. He wore round glasses and his hair slicked back like his father’s and his body is riddled with beauty marks. Picture Harold Lloyd with beauty marks and you’ve got him honestly.

He thinks he’s better than everyone else. Like the slippery little snake he is he constantly manages to escape trouble. His father has taught him that you are only as powerful as those you associate with and Edmund sticks to that so much!! This is seen in canon with how he evades getting thrown in Azkaban by claiming he was under the imperius case and getting away with it. Only when Voldemort rises again does he return to him because now power is once again within reach. It’s unknown whether or not Edmund escapes the second war without getting captured but I would not be surprised if he did.

It’s also noted in canon that he had an evil sense of humour seen with how he and Bruce tormented Mary together to the point of Lily bringing it up to Severus. In his adult life he’s cowardly and weak and slightly incompetent though I don’t think these are his only traits. I think those are just the ones that come out when he’s in a situation where he’s under pressure. Interestingly both Sirius and Lily have spoken about him with less disdain than they have for his remaining friends which makes me assume they does not consider him as much of a threat and perhaps more so a bother which honestly I think is so funny.

His favourite subjects in school were Arithmancy and Ancient Runes and he was an obnoxious know it all when it came to both. He’s got the most horrendous unreadable cursive writing that he got from his father and Slughorn curses to himself every time he’s got to correct his homework. He would carry around thick books everywhere he went and the fact that this kid was considered popular in any capacity is wild, but he had an aura of confidence and entitlement that allowed him to get away with much more than he should have been able to.

He was a whiny child, always sticking to his mother’s side rather than playing with other children despite his father having plenty of friends with kids he could have played with. He’d rather drink tea with his mummy or play in the pool with her. He hated getting dirty and still does and would come crying to his mother after getting a paper cut as if someone had chopped off part of his finger. He remained close with his mother for all of her life but their relationship was tainted by her alcoholism as he grew older and realised what was going on. Still, he named his first daughter after her.

And then there’s his relationship with Severus and his homosexuality of course which is,, oof that’s a whole other bag of worms. Maybe we’ll come back to that cause oh boy I’ve done it again this is so long lmao. Maybe once I’ve found a shipname for these two we can come back to them I can’t keep calling them emofaggot and calling it a day lmaoooo

Thank you so much for the asks and the kind words!!

[seleneprince]

I need link to this fic. Right now.

It's a necessity

Sephira: *bares her teeth in a smile, excited to fight Gerald Snape*

The guys:

[maxdibert]

Snily, Snirius, Snupin, Jeverus, Snape/Mulciber (no idea what the ship is called), Snavery, Snape/Peter (no idea what its called)

I’m not gonna mention Snarry or Snamione because..no :(

I’m interested in Snily, but only platonically, because I’ve never seen them as a couple. I prefer good drama and angst about their messed-up friendship over ruining everything by romanticizing it, honestly. I usually like short stories about their moments as kids or when they had just started at Hogwarts and everything was simpler, rather than anything about them after their friendship falls apart.

I think Snirius can work in a fanfic if it’s done properly and written as a super long fic. But I don’t think they would ever work as a couple, even without the bullying, because, come on, both of them have horrible tempers, they’re insanely stubborn, and they’d end up killing each other. Snupin feels more plausible to me, but honestly, I wouldn’t wish Lupin as a partner on my worst enemy—he’s an absolute disaster, as we saw with Tonks.

As for James, I’d put a restraining order on him when it comes to Severus—honestly, the further apart, the better. And with Peter, nothing, because Severus clearly sees him as an idiot, and I don’t think Severus could ever be with someone he didn’t find intellectually interesting. He’s the kind of person who needs someone who can challenge him in that way.

I have nothing against pairings with his housemates because those feel like the most plausible, realistic, and oddly enough, the healthiest. Like, sure, maybe they all turned out to be psychos later, but they never treated him badly, and they had a good relationship, so why not?

[fresiants]

Do you ship snegulus ( Severus × Regulus ) ?

Yes I do! I honestly ship Severus with almost everyone. Regulus, James, Sirius, Remus, Evan, Lucius, Lily, Narcissa, Mulciber and Avery.

But snegulus is definitely in my top 5 fav ships!

[ichorrot]

snavery (snail avery)

[fresiants]

He's casually collecting them like pokemon. He probably has WALL OF EXES or something in his room.

Severus is that person everyone dates before they meet their forever person. Lily and James, Lucius and Narcissa, Sirius and Remus.

And I blame Severus's daddy issues, intimacy issues, and everything else issues.

[aprinceintime]

Prologue’s End -- Part 1/3

“It has all these branches coming out from a single point, with its roots being... things.”

“‘Things.’“ Avery echoed flatly.  “That’s real specific, kid.”

“Hush, you!” the red-cloaked child snapped.  “If I had to go through this boring old talk, so do you!”

Hat Kid, makeshift pointer in hand, shot a brief glare Mustache Girl’s way and continued with her presentation.  “It can’t exactly get more specific than that.  There are too many variables and the roots aren’t actually roots?”  She shrugged.  “It’s a big tree.”

“From the earth to the sky, branches spread wide in an infinite embrace...” Moon Jumper mused.  He tried to gesture to the bottom of the whiteboard, but his arms were held back by the duct tape currently keeping him trapped in his chair.  “And the roots of our tree are myself and Vanessa.”

“Almost, Mavery--”

“Please don’t call me that.”

“--but not quite!  Not you specifically, but A prince.  Like you, or Snavery--”

“No.”

“--or any other person who takes the role of The Prince.  For Subcon Forest, there’s always going to be some form of Vanessa and a Prince.  They’re the fixed ‘things.’“

A brief moment of silence followed.  “So what about what happens to the Prince?” Avery finally asked.

Hat Kid didn’t look at him, instead making a show of adjusting one of the three pairs of glasses she was wearing, of shuffling blank papers covered in meaningless scribbles on the desk she had procured from who-knows-where.

By the time she responded, Avery had stopped listening.

[love-the-purple-cat]

I really should sit down and write it

Sephira: *bares her teeth in a smile, excited to fight Gerald Snape*

The guys: