#snarkysnartes

[snarkyhetalian]

I made a tiktok with it too.

Happy birthday Deku (derogatory) - Kacchan

[nixie-deangel]

Happy Birthday @snarkysnartes!! Venom x Eddie Aesthetic. 

      It's funny because you meet these people and they make you laugh and they give you hope and they make you realize that there is so much more to life and when you're with them you forget how empty you felt before.

[diminuel]

Could you please do a Pansexual Castiel Please? I really really love the set you did this year!

Sure!! Here he is! And thank you! ♥

[spn-mediabigbang]

Title: Beyond Author: @snarkysnartes Artist: @leafzelindor Film: StarTrek 2009 Pairings (if any): Destiel Word Count: 20k Rating: M Summary: Dean Winchester just wants to prove to everyone that he’s the best, Castiel wants the same. Warnings: no archive warnings apply Tags: angst, slow burn, castiel/Kevin Tran, Dean Winchester/Balthazar

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[deancaspinefest]

Desire and Decorum  | T | 20k

Author: Snarkysnartes | Artist: WiggleBox

Castiel wasn’t like most in his tiny village, no. He held a secret that the entire town knew about. One that he kept to protect them. When a chance meeting with Dean Winchester brings about Castiel leaving the village and meeting an old flame, things begin to change for the better or worse

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Pairings: Dean/Cas (Castiel/Gadreel, Dean/Aaron)

Warnings: Regency au, royal au, slow build, pining

[rigginsstreet]

SO, I actually wrote a harringrove vampire smutty prompt and I blame you. Now i need vampires all across the board. Especially a vampire Fred

I ALWAYS NEED VAMPIRES. I WILL NOT REST UNTIL IM DROWNING IN VAMPIRE AUS.

tbh i always go for vampire!fp but like... thats just a deeply personal choice lmao but i could be down for vampire!fred i wont say no to that

[crvdematter]

I am not a hero. But sometimes doing the right thing requires sacrifices.

[fredheads]

You can bring one Parentdale parent to the real world, who is it?

Him™

[chrishemsworht]

Requested by @snarkysnartes: Any Peggy scenes 

[raviposting]

Izombie + Umbrella Academy please!

A crossover ship I’d dig: Peyton and Allison bc I’m super shallow they’re super gorgeous and believe it or not I’d rather Allison not date her brother

A crossover BroTP I’d dig: Ravi and Klaus would be fun but omg wait actually Liv on a brain + Klaus when he’s sober and seeing all these ghosts like??? Amazing??? It’d be so fun I wonder if bc Liv is eating their brains the ghosts are also right there omg she and Klaus could just become PIs who solve things based on her visions and his ghost friends

A crossover Frenemies I think would be inevitable: Oh I mean, I feel like Blaine and Five would have a hilariously snarky time together 

ALSO THOUGH: Diego flings his knife into Blaine’s chest from like 500 ft away and Blaine is just like “huh. neato.” It would infuriate Diego and Five would just find that super funny despite himself

A crossover badass duo I think would be inevitable: *chants* Zombied-out Liv and Ben! Zombied-out Liv and Ben! Zombied-out Liv and Ben! 

A crossover animosity I think would be inevitable: Oh I can’t imagine Luther and Blaine would be friends. 

Send me two fandoms!

[snarkyhetalian]

Cannibalism

[nixie-deangel]

For @snarkysnartes, Steve Rogers x Tony Stark - Regency AU. 

[deancaspinefest]

Desire And Decorum

fic by Snarkysnartes  | art by Wigglebox

Castiel wasn't like most in his tiny village, no. He held a secret that the entire town knew about. One that he kept to protect them. When a chance meeting with Dean Winchester brings about Castiel leaving the village and meeting an old flame, things begin to change for the better or worse

Keep reading for a sneak preview!

It was one thing to fall in love with an angel, it was another thing to fall in love with a human and his feelings, his heart began yearning for the beauty that was Dean. He had just finished reading a book that Tessa had given him when a knock sounded on his door. Castiel closed the book and stood. He peered out of the dusty window and saw Mary and Samuel at the door. Mary was dressed in the clothes that she arrived in and Samuel donned threads that Castiel had seen only in Mick's wardrobe. He wondered if maybe--- but that would be a question for another day. Right now he wondered what the two of them wanted at his door. He opened the door, Mary and Samuel gave him a smile and he returned the gesture. “Is there anything I can help you with today?” Castiel asked. Mary shook her head. “Sam told me that you stayed by Dean's side the entire time that he has been unconscious and I thank you so much for that but that is not the reason that I am here. The reason that I am here is because well, Dean has woken up and I think that you should be there to greet him. I told him that you were the one by his side. Benny and Charlie did a lot as well, however you stayed up all nights by his side. You held his hand and soothe him.” Castiel looked down at his feet, he didn't expect to meet Dean. He had figured that the group would move on and he wouldn't see them again. “This time should be spent with his family. I am sure that in due time I will see Dean before the three of you leave our village.” Samuel shook his head. “We are staying a little bit longer. Dean still needs time to rest and the travel home would not fare well on his body. The doctor told us another month and then Dean shall be good enough to head home. Mother is riding ahead, back home later today.” Mary grinned. “Though I don't wish to leave my sons behind it is for the best that I return home and alert his father about what had happened that day. I wanted to send word earlier but believed in person would do much better for my husband. Just. Please if you have the time would you stop and see my Dean? He deserves to meet the man that stayed at his side.” “I will, some time today Mary. I will stop by and see him.”

(Continue reading on Sunday February 17th)

[rigginsstreet]

But Fp has a oral fixation. Likes things near or in his mouth

when will this show give him a dick to suck 😩 

[dukewuornos]

Ummm Bronco!Duke?? I'm curious

Haha, it’s literally Duke’s mind trapped inside the Bronco. I haven’t got to the good parts yet but here, have Nathan and Audrey being worried about Duke because he’s missing and the Bronco acting up ;) 

Nathan didn’t like the sound his car made. It was a deep roaring, mixed with high pitched squeaking here and then. It certainly didn’t sound good but at the moment Nathan couldn’t care less. It was still driving, it was getting him to his destination and after they made sure that Duke had just overslept and been under the shower for the past hour so he didn’t hear his phone Nathan could worry about his car.

First Duke, then the Bronco!

“You’re sure we shouldn’t ask Laverne to send us another car?” Audrey asked.

“It’s still driving, Parker.” Nathan would only leave his car behind if it was dying and it sure wasn’t. It maybe just had a bad day. “We do that if it breaks down.”

Audrey huffed but kept her mouth shut. “Just drive faster,” she mumbled after a short silence and Nathan saw how she shifted in her seat, how her body tensed up and Nathan didn’t know what to say to make her feel better so he just pushed down the gas pedal a little more.

[fredheads]

So maybe Fp and Hermione swap with each other, Fred and Alice swap, Hal and Penelope and maybe Sheriff Keller and Hiram???

fp and hermione would just look at themselves naked!!! 

alice would clean the andrews house within an inch of its life and fix everything in freds life. fred would just take the opportunity to make out with hal (oh but thats actually penelope... hes gonna get slapped)

hal is gonna be traumatized by cheryl and penelopes clients with foot fetishes. penelope is gonna eat all hal’s red velvet oreos and mix up alice’s foot and face cream on purpose . 

hiram in tom’s body.... is gonna jerk off. and arrest everyone. poor tom is going to lock himself in his room until its over.